great game

Beat the first one no problem.

Second one I could not out-race the goddamn birdchick in the cloudworld.

Finished with like 98 / 100 puzzle pieces.

Even after ten years I remember my failure.

>>8485084
Really, one of my favorites. IT's strange rare is in such trouble whe they could make games like this one.

>>8485102
The trick is he has special rubberband AI. you follow her and let her win for most of the race. Then, at the last moment, you tap as fast as you an to rocket past her.

>>8485129

I figured as much. I mean, hell, she was winning the race before I could even start the goddamn robomouse.

What's wrong hero, is it tough? Let me know when you've had enough!

I'm sad to say down there you'll stop, 'cuz I'm safe here at the top!

I've learned this spell, it's really neat, I'll keep it later for your treat!

Will the PC's be transforming into animals during their multi-world trotting?

Keep the pace, this will be done, you'll be dead and I'll have won!
and
I will make the paladin fall, soon he will answer my beck and call!

>>8485185
It's entirely possible. I might actually draw more influence from the game, now that I think of it. I was only going to use the rhyme scheme, but who knows?

Why, do you have any good rhymes?

My eyes never fail to gleam
when I hear a PC scream

Onesie twosie, threesie foursie,

Eat shit and die.

You're to slow, I'll be back in an hour
Tell me if you ever reach my tower!

Can you smell it? Isn't it sweet?
Soon you'll kiss my sweaty feet!

>>8485245
onesies twosies, threesies foursies,
Your mothers were a pack a whoresies!

Barbarian with your envied rage, keep it up and you'll kill the mage!

Bard oh Bard with your lyrical tunes, you can't even beat my weak goons!

Cleric with your stupid God, I'll soon show you that you're a fraud!

Druid and your nature quest, you can't beat me. I'll show you who's best!

Fighter, you think that you're a weapon master? I don't think so! You couldn't beat a caster!

Monk you believe your fists can win? Don't make me laugh! I'll see you in my trash bin!

Rogue and your silly skills? I bet you don't make any kills!

Sorcerer and his stupid spells? I'll soon be there, with funeral bells!

Wizard and your dumb book? I raped your mother.

... no really. I did.

Why don't you help, you lousy bard
All this rhyming is getting hard!

Go with racial taunts.

"Look at this silly elf, I'll put his head up on my shelf!"

"I see you brought a little gnome, you'd have done best to leave him at home!"

"Gosh, look at the size of that orc! I'd be threatened if his head wasn't full of pork!" (fuck you, I know it's bad, but grunty had some awful ones"

"Oh my gosh, yopu brought a halfling, if you want to kill me I'll just die laughing!

she needs pom-poms or you'll piss the PC's off.

Don't be slow, I'm making stew!
The secret ingrediant: Just add you!

So the warlock has his pact
Soon he'll have to rub my back!

Why so slow? You shouldn't tary
I have more loot than you can carry!

"There they are, the fun begins, my tricks and traps will see who wins!"

"That door was easy you got past, unfortunately your first and last! "

"Monsters chase you, they're a hounding, then you'll get a lichy pounding!"

These are great! Here are a few more:

"Why do I always speak in rhyme? You're so slow I have the time!"

After a tough fight:
"You think you're neat but it was just a show, You have much further left to go!"

"When the time comes You'll go flying, With my spells I'll leave you crying!"

"You won't be such a ranger fair, When I pull out all your hair!"

"I applaud, you passed the test! Now it's time for sudden death!"

>>8485084
One thing I really liked about the sequel is that there was no bag of spilling. You got to keep all the skills and abilities you had in the first game, not just get them back in a new area. You got entirely new skills and abilites to go with them!

>>8485291
"Well lookie here, a little dwarf!
A drunken, lumbering, filthy oaf!"

Bit of a stretch on the rhyme, but something I just came up with.

>>8485469
No, it's ok. They're supposed to be bad.

Is this the best you can muster?
My monsters will see you fluster!

Did my succubus make you blush?
Just tell me when you've had enough!

Your weapons are useless, can't you see?
Your pummelling gives me such glee!

Why do I talk all the time, it's really hard to make these rhyme!

In my dungeon you shall see
all the monsters are killer bees
quite underpowered they are in D20
in my tower though, they're aplenty
their stings are vorpal, their speed is quick
at this moment, your DM is a dick
beat even one and prove to me
that your the best a party can be.
Oh wait, nevermind its too hard
seeing how you have a bard
and no cleric to heal in sight
meaning if you fight
... your fucked...

A glancing blow, nothing more, now I'll knock you through the floor!

The fated hour does soon loom,
When I swat you with my broom!

Says he's so strong, does the orc?
Overcompensating, what a dork!

>>8485630
Your Fucked
I lol'ed

Meet my giant, taller than the trees!
He will have you all on your knees!

Enter dragon, he's quite fun!
Especially when you're all well done!

So you think you escaped the mummy's curse
Did the thief try to lighten his purse?

Don't be fooled, it isn't thunder
All those tacos were my blunder!

>>8485759
>All those tacos were my blunder

And bam, room fills up with cloudkill.

"The party rogue, she's such a slut, come up here I'll spank your butt!"

"After this I'll rape and pillage, starting with your dumb home villiage"

"He has 18 Charisma, He fooled me, looks like He was hit by the ugly tree!"

You're quite cunning, looking from every angle
With my hands your throat I'll strangle!

Meet my latest trap, an ancient vampire
If I didn't say this wasn't fun, I'd be a liar!

Remember this music?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jH2n09OMbg
Best boss music, or best boss music EVER?

Holy fuck, I still play this game.
It took me FOREVER to figure out that you have to shit eggs on the spiderwebs to make them go away...

D:

>>8485977
Play it while they fght the final boss and finally shut the basterd up!

>>8486030
You must be dumb not to know that
All that walking at least you're not fat!

My fireballs burn like a thousand suns
When you see them, you'll all get the runs!

Your cause is just, the need is dire
Continue your climb ever higher!

What's that you say? That I'm a hack?
Come here and say that, I'll give you a smack!

You think I give you too much flak?
Well you can all kiss my butt crack!

"The battle approaches, the time draws near, I'll show you the meaning of the word fear!"

Bard I can hear your knees shake from all your fears
Such sweet agony, music to my ears!

Don't worry if your friends die, I'll bring them back*!
*Disclaimer: There souls might not be intact!

>>8486066
It's true that I might be a bit scattered.
But you say I'm not fat, and for that, I am flattered.

>>8486217
I would say you are neither smart nor fat,
How long did you have to think to come up with that?

>>8486217
You may not be large, but you're a fa/tg/uy
And that will be true until the day you die!

Annoying people with bad rhymes, an art practiced since ancient times.

>>8486245
Not very long, I must say
I'm browsing different threads so my replies are delayed.

>>8486265
Nice try, you pathetic slime
But those lines didn't even rhyme!

>>8486255
If you're going to be specific, you had better do it right!
I happen to be female, and my weight it light!

Er... that sucked.

oh god these are awful I feel bad for the party you are making go through all this

>>8486321
Perhaps your dm has read this text
liked the idea and now you're next!

>>8486303
It's been a while, give me a break.
Or I might just fuck you with a rake.

>>8486337
Is that a threat of rape? Oh if only
You knew the truth that I'm so ronery!

>>8486337
If you want I'll give you a break!
Your neck, your bones, it takes the cake!

I'd almost feel bad for your miserable plight,
except its much more fun to kill and smite!

Shiny armor you polish for the fight
I bet it's not all you rub at night!

Deluded wizard, can't you see?
Your parlor tricks have nothing on me!

>>8486353
That rhyme was lame, you should not be proud
This rake won't feel good; you're gonna scream very loud.

>>8486371
But as a fa/tg/uy you are not very quick
I could get away with a kick to your dick! :3

So you think the adventure has come to a head?
I've got two words for ya: Animate Dead!

>>8486418
You think you'll win because you're thin and I'm fat?
I'll introduce your knees to my friend, Mr. Bat!

>>8486418
My dick's to big to kick you see,
It's practically a flesh tree!

>>8486468
If anything you'd need a gun
I wouldn't stay long enough for you to have your fun

>>8486493
A gun? Don't be silly, this isn't /k/
You with my bare hands I shall slay!

>>8486484
So you say with rhyme and much glee
But you sound like a fag with a poet-tree!

These are getting less and less on topic... and yet somehow I don't mind

Banjo is a good game, but this isn't /v/
Stay on this path you'll be /b/!

>>8486484
LMAO

Perhaps then you should be castrated
Then your cocky attitude would soon be outdated?

>>8486538
With these rhymes inspiration you will get,
your party will suffer, do not fret.

AAAH! I see it makes you sad, to know your skills are really bad!

Mmm. I see you took that one, a few more and your life is gone!

>>8486507

Very well, may I wish you good luck?
You're going to need it you fat fuck

I'm sorry that was so mean! You're a sweetheart! D:

>>8486577
What's a testicle to lose from my vine?
It's all right, I've got thirty-nine!

>>8486650
You should know the truth: I am quite thin
but don't think I will let you win!

I will crush you all like juicy oranges
Then I will... um... oh GODDAMMIT! Where the fuck is my rhyming dictionary?

>>8486652

I somehow know you're lying to me
Probably because you're rhyming on /tg/

>>8486679
You're one to talk, It's plain to see
You are also rhyming on /tg/!

You might be a girl, but don' think I'll laud
I know the truth, you're really "broad"!

>>8486670

You will not win, this you can be sure
For I am the master of rhyming good sir!

>>8486744
You continue to fight, but I do rule!
I am the master of the rhyming duel!

This thread is made of win, brimming with might,
It desperately needs to be archived!

>>8486744
>>8486764
You know, I came here to help you think up rhymes, but now I'm tempted to just sit in the sidelines and watch these two duke it out.

>>8486707

Why yes, I am a broad and I look quite fine
Thank you for point that one out, Einstein.

Is laud even a word? I do not know.
I'm too lazy to look it up, but it rhymes with Madame Tussaud...

>>8486783
Laud is a word, it means "to praise".
so the dictionary say's.

>>8486783
Einstein you call me, you admit I'm smart!
Such a poor choice of action, you foolish tart!

And Laud is a word, it means to praise!
But that has not happened to you in all your days!

>>8486764

This is wrong and you know it to be true!
I am Queen of rhyming, you goddamn Jew!

I'll go Hans Landa on your ass with these rhymes that you're reading
This shit's better than Tarantino's screenplay for Pulp Fiction!

Wat.

I was reminded of this scene in avatar:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vrihv9RCJK8

Sadly, this isn't the full scene, which makes me sad.

>>8486802

It's synonymous for stupid, and you should know.
Your picture's next to it in the dictionary, like it's next to 'slow'.

I've been praised many a time, no worries there.
Feel free to refer to me as "Herr".

seriously, someone break out the cold water, because it's getting hot in here.

>>8486822
I am the master, I know it's true
This is a battle you shall rue!

Claim to act as a nazi you did, we all saw
And so in this fight I invoke Godwin's Law!

>>8486859

I gave you a definition in answer to your query
I guess you could call me a rhyming dictionary!

You have yet to see all I have in store,
But very well I'll refer to you as "whore"

>>8486884
POW! At victorious rhymes do we stare,
as a neutral party this I do declare.

>>8486884

Touche good sir, but there's still no hope
Your ass is grass, that kind that I'll smoke.

And what can I say, I find SS uniforms appealing
It's not my fault Nazis dressed so endearing.

request interface, anyone? i am thoroughly entertained.

>>8486915

Why on earth would you refer to me as a whore?
I'm not your mother, who's an open door.

I'd hardly call you a dictionary,
Something more along the lines of "fairy"....

>>8486956
In your drug filled haze you do stew
Trying to avoid the horror of simply being you!

And what I most certainly find appealing
Is when my rhymes have sent you reeling

Please archive this thread as swiftly as can be.

Don't allow this win to die, such misery.

God this thread is quite appalling.
I think I feel the sagebomb calling!

>>8487012
"it takes one to know one," so the saying goes
and you would know, oh queen of hos

And of my manliness, there is no discention
The ladies line up for my "Staff of Penetration"

>>8487019

It's a figure of speech you great bloke
I don't do drugs, nor do I smoke.

It's not a horrid thing, being who I am
I'm better at rhyming, you silly man.

Good lord

>>8487086
My f5 is not working, it's quiet sad you see
I must refresh this thread manually!

>>8487059

So you agree that you might be a queen?
And I'm not referring to the one's who changed the music scene.

Over compensating, I think so.
Your "Staff of Penetration" is hardly a chode.

>>8487104

>>8487078
No Weed? Then you have no reason why
for having the munchies, you pathetic fa/tg/uy!

What you are is appalling to every sense
And my rhymes have you on the defence!

>>8487104
A queen as in penetrated by a fag
In your butt, you filthy gay hag

It's true I possess of great girth my staff
I often split the girls in half!

>>8487125

I never claimed to be hungry, you great baboon
Unless you meant my appetite for pwning a n00b.

If by on the defense you mean relaxed and amused,
you're certainly right, you silly baffoon.

:3

>>8487197
Good to see you have let down your guard
All the better to finish you fat tub of lard!

And it seems you've given up even trying to rhyme
I'll win this duel in record time!

>>8487162

I think you just validated my point:
You are gay, and you like dancing en pointe

Perhaps the only girls you split in half
Are the hookers you hack up, not with your cock, but with an axe.

>>8487233
YOu make the claim, but there you fall
I'd b surprised if you even think at all.

You divert the debate and claim not to eat,
like all girls you just want a turn with my meat!

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Go fuck yourselves.

>>8487216
I do not like lard or anything like that
I prefer a nice chianti, a stroll, and a chat.

You forget I have the greatest weapon of all
THE POWER OF THE RICK ROLL.

>>8487293
You say stroll in one line, then try to rhyme all and roll in the next one
Do you mean to waste my time? At least make this fun!

And you think yourself witty, with stale old memes?
Your strategies are coming apart at the seams.

>>8487269

I seem to think more than you
With my wit alone, I'm winning this duel

I'm convinced you're a homosexual, explain this I can
It's evidenced by your love for pen island

>>8487368
You claim to be winning, but it's far from what's true
I grow bored of you, I want something new

Your attempts to attack are simply bad
You think yourself witty, it's really quite sad.

>>8487360

What's wrong with rhyming all and roll?
Surely you must find this duel to be droll.

My strategies are brilliant, and you can guess why
The rick roll is classic, not stale nor dry.

I am the OP, and those this thread has escaped from me
Will someone archieve it for others to see?

>>8487434
You really think it's a classic? That's a pity
You are blnd to see it has grown truly shitty.

You call this duel droll
But it is you fleeing, I am on a roll.

(But I must ask, as an aside from the warzone
What is the time where you call home?)

>>8487417

"You think yourself witty" sounds vaguely familiar.
You call yourself bored; I'm dealing with stolen banter!

Give it up, boy, this duel is lame.
And it's on your part; you've lost this game.

>>8487470

It's 5:10 a.m., what do you want?
I've been up all day and you expect me to taunt?

I am no coward, I will not flee.
You're the one leaving here, not me.

(Michigan. D:)

>>8487439
this thread is in the archive
how long can we keep it alive?

>>8487484
It's called irony, not that you would know it
What you are dealing with is nothing less than a poet

You attempt to say I've lost is a foolish claim
But to no avail, you just lost THE GAME.

(I use that shitty meme not for your sake my dear, but to catch my audience off guard with what they fear)

http://4chanarchive.org/

dooo itttt

>>8487522
Is this a moron I see?
Do you not know of sup/tg/?

>>8487517

Irony isn't the proper word here.
Perhaps 'hivemind', perhaps even 'queer'

Your loss is astronomical, let us take a vote
I vote you go eat a cock and choke.

:D

>>8487528

o. i. c.

>>8487511
It is only 4:15 here, sleep has not taken me
And with horrors like you, I'll have no sweet dreams you see.

I refuse to flee, but the time climbs ever higher
Might I suggest a temporary ceasefire?

And Armistice until a later date
When we next meet to fufill our hate

The hour is late, our best skills have past
And yet for all this thread has been a blast

Just imagine what wonders of wordplay they will see
If we wait and return in our best forms we can be

So I reach out my hand, I mean no trap
Will you accept so we might take our nap?

(As for my abode, I am ashamed to say I live in Texas still to this day)

The thread is archieved on sup/tg/ for all to see
Perhaps the winner will be judged by history

>>8487595
I can understand why your dreams won't be pleasant.
What with me roasting you like a Thanksgiving pheasant.

A truce, for now, makes perfect sense.
I need a nap, I'm fairly tense.

This thread has been fantastic, if I must say
And I agree, let's finish this battle another day

It would seem we have reached our stalemate
We must make time for another date.

If you insist you are no trap, I'll extend you my hand
And I'll save the bitchslap for a greater plan.

Adieu, awesome texan.

>>8487670

This is like the white people version of that rap thread.

I approve of both.

Chick on /tg/ is odd in itself.
But a chick on /tg/ who just rhymed her ass off in a medieval rap battle of epic proportions? And a dude from Texas that enjoys poetry and isn't a gay cowboy?!

The apocalypse nears. REPENT.

My imagination of what happened after the battle

=3

Bravo

It's a shame this didn't happen earlier in the day, so more people could see it. And so they weren't so tired, who knows what MAD SkILz that could have had with their rhyming?

>>8487736
Now we must write our story and tell tales of the great rap battle between Tactical Geniuses.

ಥ_ಥ ‮ ...Beautiful.

OP here. This was amazing. I an only hope something like this happens within the game, my wishes as a DM would come true.

>>8487718
What's truly sad, and perhaps beautiful in a way is that these two individuals are completely anonymous. We may never see either of them again, and they might never see each other again.

They met, greeted each other, danced their dance, and then continued on their way, two ships passing in the night...

>>8487796

The universe is unfolding as it should.

Alright. So whats the link to where this can be found in the archive? I wanna save a personal copy :D

>>8487853

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/8485074/
Not all of it is there though?

this thread.....

>>8487866

Lol, scratch that. hurrrrpa durp

=3333

>>8487673

i lol'd my ass off.

>>8487866
It belongs to history now then.