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    201 KB Anonymous 03/12/10(Fri)13:58 No.8546647  
    walk out of castle. see this. wut do?
    >> Stran-G-ERR 03/12/10(Fri)13:59 No.8546663
    Leave and never come back.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/10(Fri)14:01 No.8546687
    Enter the castles new backdoor
    >> Anonymous 03/12/10(Fri)14:01 No.8546694
    Report the thread.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/10(Fri)14:02 No.8546699
    shit magical brix.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/10(Fri)14:03 No.8546713
    Enter castle, climb tower.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/10(Fri)14:04 No.8546726
    Walk into Mordor. And stay there.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/10(Fri)14:04 No.8546727
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    >> Anonymous 03/12/10(Fri)14:04 No.8546734
    Go questing, never come back...

    Tis a silly place...
    >> Anonymous 03/12/10(Fri)14:07 No.8546764
    1. Collect the drippings
    2. Sell them as magic potion
    3. Profit
    >> S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 03/12/10(Fri)14:08 No.8546775
    Are we the Knight of the Round Table?
    >> Anonymous 03/12/10(Fri)14:18 No.8546929
    Slay dragon with my penis
    >> Anonymous 03/12/10(Fri)14:32 No.8547138
    Weather control. That spire probably has a lightning rod in it.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/10(Fri)14:36 No.8547201
    I polymorph self into a slighty larger and more pleasurable looking spire.
    >> Firstquest 03/12/10(Fri)14:40 No.8547247
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    Quickly have a large barrel of chilly powder or some other crazy, hot uncomfortable burning spice brought to me. Climb tower, dump it out of one of the higher up windows.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/10(Fri)14:42 No.8547270
    Of course, the windows!

    Better plan: start charging entry to the tower.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/10(Fri)14:44 No.8547312
    seconded also, add in something like alchemists fire.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/10(Fri)14:45 No.8547332
    Castor oil works extremely well.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/10(Fri)14:45 No.8547333
    Sage, report, and hide. This is only proper answer.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/10(Fri)14:46 No.8547343
    Destroy her from within!
    >> Anonymous 03/12/10(Fri)14:48 No.8547364
    You realise that IT'S A DRAGON. That probably barely counts as kinky lube.

    Rather than /spending/ money on it, /make/ money from it. I'm telling you here, charge admission. Don't tell me dragon fetishists wouldn't be even MORE prevalent where dragons actually existed.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/10(Fri)14:54 No.8547447
    Boring. This is /tg/ we are wittier than that.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/10(Fri)15:06 No.8547572
    Climb tower and repeatedly cast bigby's clenched fist.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/10(Fri)15:53 No.8548212
    I think dragons would be more attractive without tits.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/10(Fri)16:48 No.8549112
    what, like loli dragon?
    >> Anonymous 03/12/10(Fri)19:39 No.8551737
    >walk out of castle. see this. wut do?
    roll on wisdom, disbelieve the illusion.
    Dragons are reptiles and therefore, by definition cannot have bewbs.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/10(Fri)19:41 No.8551761
    Depends, is this dragon just looking for fornication with buildings or is interested in finding a mate? You are lacking on specifics OP
    >> Anonymous 03/12/10(Fri)19:42 No.8551769
    I shoot a siege weapon and yell at it to fuck off.

    This tower also happens to be where we keep all of our gunpowder and munitions, so that dragon is about to be a different kind of fucked.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/10(Fri)19:43 No.8551792

    >> Anonymous 03/12/10(Fri)19:45 No.8551813
    >> Exalted !OOirDpvrkA 03/12/10(Fri)19:45 No.8551815
    This, I think.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/10(Fri)19:46 No.8551830
    rolled 45 = 45

    a whole new meaning to blowing your load inside of a dragon
    >> Anonymous 03/12/10(Fri)19:49 No.8551876
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    I yell at the men "Fear not, brothers! I shall handle this!". I run towards the tower, dropping my weapons to the puzzlement of my fellow knights. I begin climbing her tail, using the spines for easy footholds. As I reach her shoulder I whisper to her "Fly, lassie! FLY!". I receive a confused look, or the draconic equivalent. With a gentle shrug she allows me to climb further, helping me to her head.

    She soars onto the air, as I tightly hold onto her horns and we glide off into the mountains.

    We form a friendship that stands the test of time.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/10(Fri)19:58 No.8551999
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    >> Anonymous 03/12/10(Fri)19:58 No.8552009
    All right, hold on tight! RRRRAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!
    >> Anonymous 03/12/10(Fri)20:03 No.8552069
    I'm a luck dragon. My name is Falcor.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/10(Fri)20:04 No.8552082
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    I cast wall of blades.
    in the tower.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/10(Fri)20:58 No.8552923
    Okay, I lol'd.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/10(Fri)21:14 No.8553173
    1 round shivering touch maximizer
    2 coup de grace
    3 coup de grace
    4 ...
    >> Anonymous 03/12/10(Fri)21:16 No.8553203
    Charge dragon for services rendered.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/10(Fri)21:19 No.8553266
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    Nova, going absolutely batshit insane in my attempt to show the DM how bad of an idea this was.
    >> Rabble 03/12/10(Fri)21:50 No.8553802
    How is dragon babby made?
    >> Anonymous 03/12/10(Fri)21:52 No.8553845
    Not with a tower, that's for sure
    >> Anonymous 03/12/10(Fri)21:59 No.8553954

    One part lemon juice to five parts vodka, shaken in crushed ice until it turns into something delicious.

    You will probably be shaking for a long time.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/10(Fri)22:00 No.8553972
    I post a shitty thread on /tg/
    >> Anonymous 03/12/10(Fri)22:02 No.8554006
    Complain about gamefags and how tabletop always devlolves into getting drunk in the bar and rolling tosee if you get laid.

    Fucking lame ass faggot bitch niggers.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/10(Fri)22:03 No.8554008

    bulshit, dragons can mate with anything, ANYTHING !
    >> Anonymous 03/12/10(Fri)22:04 No.8554033
    That's not mating, that's masturbating.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/10(Fri)22:05 No.8554048
    Even hotter.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/10(Fri)22:05 No.8554053
    I go in that tower and fap out the window.

    And maybe lick her from the inside.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/10(Fri)22:05 No.8554054

    >that's masturbating.

    there is no such thing for dragons, only mating
    >> Anonymous 03/12/10(Fri)22:05 No.8554056
    >> Anonymous 03/12/10(Fri)22:08 No.8554089

    And subsequently lobby the GM to roll up a half-dragon ranger-paladin, amirite?
    >> Anonymous 03/12/10(Fri)22:11 No.8554143

    you better lick before fapping

    otherwise you would lick your own cum
    >> Anonymous 03/12/10(Fri)22:12 No.8554164
    >> Rabble 03/12/10(Fri)22:12 No.8554167
    >> Anonymous 03/12/10(Fri)22:15 No.8554217
    /tg/ - sexual perverts
    >> Anonymous 03/12/10(Fri)22:22 No.8554368
    dragon porn?
    >> Anonymous 03/12/10(Fri)22:25 No.8554426
    Punch my DM
    >> Anonymous 03/12/10(Fri)22:39 No.8554633
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    I throw Vimes at the problem.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/10(Fri)22:43 No.8554692
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    Didn't take long to find more of this stuff.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/10(Fri)22:44 No.8554710
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    >> Anonymous 03/12/10(Fri)22:45 No.8554725
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    All due respect, Lord Vetinari, but I don't think this falls within the purview of the City Watch.

    Uh. When are we getting that dartboard?
    >> Anonymous 03/12/10(Fri)22:47 No.8554740
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    >giant green reptile causing problems with castles

    I think I have a solution.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/10(Fri)22:54 No.8554851
    Try to maximize Righteous Might to sufficient scale-up factor. Help dragon allieviate frustrations---all in the name of protecting the settlement, you understand.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/10(Fri)23:37 No.8555491
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    This is why we hate giants.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/10(Fri)23:39 No.8555522
    instant bonah
    >> Anonymous 03/13/10(Sat)00:03 No.8555888
    Climb dragon.

    Cast Grease.

    Fuck nipple hole.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/10(Sat)00:36 No.8556342
    this, again.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/10(Sat)01:47 No.8557205
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    And so the Half-Dragon Gazebo was born.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/10(Sat)01:49 No.8557227
    I would wonder why a reptile has MAMMARY glands
    >> Anonymous 03/13/10(Sat)01:50 No.8557243
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    Dragons incorporate human organs into their development.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/10(Sat)01:59 No.8557339
    >> Anonymous 03/13/10(Sat)02:02 No.8557381
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    Now that's some Good Old Fashioned Nightmare Fuel right there.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/10(Sat)02:05 No.8557430
    No Lupita! Don't listen to him! If you steal, you will be bad.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/10(Sat)03:19 No.8558336
    Climb to the top of the tower, and jerk off out a window probably a couple times.

    Later, be amused at getting a dragon knocked up when she thought she was masturbating.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/10(Sat)03:22 No.8558369
    Looks like an exploitable resource to me. What does dragon milk go for on the open market?

    What is that? Per ounce? You shitting me? OK, so *looks up, does some calculations* how much does a 55-gallon barrel give us? Multiply that by about 300.

    Really? You sure you didn't drop a zero or three?

    >> Mustache Luchador !ALtURO.KKA 03/13/10(Sat)04:56 No.8559487

    flee before structural integrity is compromised by enormous vagoo
    >> Anonymous 03/13/10(Sat)05:02 No.8559565
    Dammit, Doral, at least let me get my raincoat first.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/10(Sat)08:53 No.8561488
    Stat it.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/10(Sat)09:05 No.8561634
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    Let's play cave explorer!
    >> MR. Anon 03/13/10(Sat)09:06 No.8561656
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    1. throw shrink potion at it
    2. secks
    >> Anonymous 03/13/10(Sat)09:52 No.8562127
    I wish dragons were real....
    >> Anonymous 03/13/10(Sat)10:24 No.8562450
    I wish dragons were my real dad...
    >> Anonymous 03/13/10(Sat)10:25 No.8562469
    you shrink the dragon....its still mounted and explodes as its body contracts no longer able to safely contain the TOWER in its VAGINA
    >> Anonymous 03/13/10(Sat)10:27 No.8562492
    Roll a sanity check.
    If I pass, quit and become a farmer somewhere.
    If I fail, join in.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/10(Sat)10:29 No.8562509
    unmount -f /mnt/tower && shrink /dev/dragon && enlarge /dev/self && mount -o yiff /dev/dragon /mnt/self
    >> Anonymous 03/13/10(Sat)10:31 No.8562534

    >> Joson 03/13/10(Sat)12:28 No.8563702
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    rolled 78 = 78

    Flashbang through the door?
    >> Anonymous 03/13/10(Sat)13:02 No.8564177

    Hmm. There's got to be a DnD spell that makes masonry vibrate.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/10(Sat)13:08 No.8564226
    I get the hell out of there, I'm not going to be the one stuck cleaning that tower after its done
    >> Anonymous 03/13/10(Sat)13:10 No.8564250
    You sick bastard.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/10(Sat)13:13 No.8564287
    There is a sexually frustrated dragon assailing your settlement. Why turn this into conflict when you can turn it into allegiance?

    Also, hot.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/10(Sat)13:17 No.8564328
    I hope dragon snatch sauce smells nice
    >> Anonymous 03/13/10(Sat)13:20 No.8564355
    Voice of reason.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/10(Sat)13:20 No.8564359
    Throw napalm.

    Use smokes to cover my advance.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/10(Sat)13:20 No.8564361
    Flashbang? Through the door?
    >> Anonymous 03/13/10(Sat)13:23 No.8564396
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    Cast shape stone on the tower. Create a lot of very sharp spikes and a send a few grunts in armed with spears and guisarmes to make the fucker get off of the tower already.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/10(Sat)13:23 No.8564404
    I'm pretty sure the tower would just crumble and the dragon would be fine.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/10(Sat)13:24 No.8564421
    This. Build the dragon a better tower with a rubber roof. It would be like a doughnut shop giving out free doughnuts to cops. It ensures that nobody will fuck with you.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/10(Sat)13:25 No.8564429
    I'm calling samefag

    but I do agree with it
    >> Anonymous 03/13/10(Sat)13:26 No.8564434
    For fuck's sake, I reported this a day ago.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/10(Sat)13:26 No.8564436
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    stimulate clitoris
    >> Anonymous 03/13/10(Sat)13:27 No.8564445
    Bet you feel pretty stupid now, huh?
    >> Anonymous 03/13/10(Sat)13:27 No.8564450
    For fuck sake, haven't you realized that reporting does NOTHING
    >> Anonymous 03/13/10(Sat)13:28 No.8564460
    >didn't hide
    HE MAD

    ... and a dumbshit to boot
    >> Anonymous 03/13/10(Sat)13:34 No.8564512
    Still somewhat amazed this is still going.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/10(Sat)13:34 No.8564514
    how do you "hide" a thread?
    >> Anonymous 03/13/10(Sat)13:36 No.8564521
    Better question: why should you be expected to hide a thread that shouldn't be here in the first place?
    >> Anonymous 03/13/10(Sat)13:40 No.8564566

    Because 4chan's like that.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/10(Sat)13:50 No.8564691
    you have to download the 4chan add-on for firefox
    >> Anonymous 03/13/10(Sat)13:51 No.8564703
    if you don't like what you see just grow up and fucking ignore it you little bastard
    >> Anonymous 03/13/10(Sat)13:56 No.8564779
    I'm pretty sure the way we're trying to find practical solutions within the DnD universe makes this entirely /tg/ related.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/10(Sat)13:57 No.8564802
    and they obviously disagreed with your report.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/10(Sat)13:58 No.8564806
    because you are hopefully a competent individual who can take responsibility for what you choose to see or pay attention to.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/10(Sat)13:59 No.8564820
    delete system32
    >> Anonymous 03/13/10(Sat)14:03 No.8564883
    For all those going into the tower to 'help'. Enjoy it while you can, before the dragon's orgasm destroys the tower and you in it.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/10(Sat)14:06 No.8564934
    As though there were less awesome ways to die
    >> Anonymous 03/13/10(Sat)14:09 No.8564983
    I'm nos disagreeing. Just sayin'.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/10(Sat)14:13 No.8565066
    Here lies Penworth Feedlebottom, pathetic serf who spent his years joylessly toiling in the soil of a feudal farming economy. Crushed to death in the vagina of a dragon in heat.
    >> Moap 03/13/10(Sat)14:35 No.8565449
    Brennen das alle.
    Brennen das alle!
    >> /d/eviating Ca/tg/irl 03/13/10(Sat)14:38 No.8565490

    Because a dragon is not a reptile, but rather a scalie mammal. No, really. Look it up in the dracomonicon.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/10(Sat)14:40 No.8565530
    Cast Epic Flesh to Stone and turn myself into a tower.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/10(Sat)14:44 No.8565594
    I fucking DARE someone to put this on suptg.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/10(Sat)14:58 No.8565860
    Hell, it probably qualifies under "interesting discussions". I'm just not sure how to tag it.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/10(Sat)14:58 No.8565873
    dragon tower rape?
    >> Anonymous 03/13/10(Sat)15:03 No.8565945
    >>I would wonder why a reptile has MAMMARY glands

    Or why it has breasts.

    Since ya know, only primates and elephants have breasts. Although nobody has a problem with other creatures having them.

    Or for that matter, having the male version of the species look so much like humans in all other respects, even mimicking uniquely male human anatomy. Why the double standard /tg/?
    >> Anonymous 03/13/10(Sat)15:27 No.8566346
    Female dragon's sexual proclivity to medieval, european architecture.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/10(Sat)15:30 No.8566403
    Alas, too late. And that tag would be such a useful thread grouping.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/10(Sat)15:32 No.8566432
    its what i did my graduate thesis on.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/10(Sat)15:32 No.8566433
    I don't see any rape here. Well, I mean, I suppose she's forcing herself upon the architecture (fnarr fnarr), but it's just an inanimate improvised sex toy.

    Until someone polymorphs as suggested, anyway.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/10(Sat)16:23 No.8567406
    I can't help but think of how much she'd need to be fed to keep up that level of activity. That has to be a pretty big drain on the local economy.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/10(Sat)16:33 No.8567580
    I was pondering the same earlier, because even cattle are going to be light snacks for her. But for such creatures to have evolved and be stable in the DnDverse, the land must simply be that fertile, and intermediate herbivores that populous, to support them. (Hell, consider the metabolism of the Tarrasque.)

    Failing that, create food out of the ever-plentiful energies of magic.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/10(Sat)16:33 No.8567598
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    >> Anonymous 03/13/10(Sat)16:34 No.8567617
    Tell the king's architect.
    "See! This is why you dont make the towers phallus shaped.
    You're gonna be the one cleaning that up"
    >> Anonymous 03/13/10(Sat)16:36 No.8567644
    Wow, sure is my fetish in here.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/10(Sat)16:56 No.8568019
    Your fetish is to be used as an inantimate sex toy by dragons?
    >> Anonymous 03/13/10(Sat)17:08 No.8568287
    How did you know?
    >> Anonymous 03/13/10(Sat)17:24 No.8568573
    I love this thread. I'm glad I started it.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/10(Sat)17:25 No.8568595
    >> Anonymous 03/13/10(Sat)17:26 No.8568617
    >> Anonymous 03/13/10(Sat)17:26 No.8568630
    Because you keep bumping it, presumably.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/10(Sat)17:27 No.8568645
    cause it's good
    >> Anonymous 03/13/10(Sat)17:37 No.8568854
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    >> Anonymous 03/13/10(Sat)17:41 No.8568908

    going the distance.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/10(Sat)17:41 No.8568930
    Does Draconic pussy juice have any special properties?
    >> Anonymous 03/13/10(Sat)17:42 No.8568945
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    rolled 4, 2 = 6

    It tastes amazing.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/10(Sat)17:52 No.8569106
    Bottle juice
    Use to fap
    >> Anonymous 03/13/10(Sat)17:56 No.8569172
    Like what?
    A Cone of Cold out of your dick?
    >> Anonymous 03/13/10(Sat)18:01 No.8569218
    It gives you +10 diplomacy bonus when dealing with male dragons.
    But if you roll a 1, the dragon tries to rape you instead.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/10(Sat)18:03 No.8569239
    I'd say "can produce viable offspring with anything", but humans already seem to have that in DnD given all the bastard half-species running around.

    Hence the concern that our purple friend up there will end up spawning half-castle dragons. (Natural stoneskin, racial hatred of siege engines.)
    >> Anonymous 03/13/10(Sat)18:06 No.8569300
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    oh god, he's right. The tower is even cumming! D=>
    >> sage sage 03/13/10(Sat)18:10 No.8569374
    this thread is still going?!

    >> Anonymous 03/13/10(Sat)18:14 No.8569440
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    >this thread
    >> Anonymous 03/13/10(Sat)18:16 No.8569453
    Why would you bump this?
    >> Anonymous 03/13/10(Sat)18:17 No.8569486
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    >> Anonymous 03/13/10(Sat)18:20 No.8569525
    Half this board would probably consider that a win/win proposal.
    I'm pretty sure that's supposed to be /her/ contribution to that state of affairs.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/10(Sat)18:21 No.8569545
    I have a distinct feeling they will look a lot like Zerg structures.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/10(Sat)18:21 No.8569551
    Because, unlike the anime threads, it's on topic.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/10(Sat)18:29 No.8569666
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    anon speaks the truth.
    >> Tzeentch !OJ4s9gRCow 03/13/10(Sat)18:30 No.8569681
    Prepare the Gustav.

    Kill it in one shot.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/10(Sat)18:31 No.8569700

    Can I keep re-rolling until I get a 1?
    >> Anonymous 03/13/10(Sat)18:40 No.8569826
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    >> Anonymous 03/13/10(Sat)18:45 No.8569897
    sage and report, hope that the furshit stops bumping the obvious furtroll.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/10(Sat)18:47 No.8569928
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    I dont get it.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/10(Sat)18:53 No.8570000
    This isn't a furry thread. It is an intellectual discussion concerning the hypothetical situation depicted in OP image.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/10(Sat)18:54 No.8570007
    your reports do nothing so why do you continue to have a cow about a thread that is /tg/ related
    >> Anonymous 03/13/10(Sat)18:55 No.8570014
    You're funny.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/10(Sat)18:55 No.8570019
    >> Anonymous 03/13/10(Sat)18:58 No.8570040
    >Implying that there's anyone in this thread but 3 sagers and 2 faggot trolls
    >> Anonymous 03/13/10(Sat)18:58 No.8570049
    you're gay
    >> Anonymous 03/13/10(Sat)19:00 No.8570082
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    Sagers are just bumping the thread.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/10(Sat)19:00 No.8570090
    Oh, what a clever insult! I can tell that you're probably stephen hawking or someone, so great is your intellect.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/10(Sat)19:02 No.8570113
    >Does not know how 4chan works in the slightest
    Lurk /b/ a bit more, underageb&
    >> Anonymous 03/13/10(Sat)19:03 No.8570139
    The worst parts of this thread are the ones where we /aren't/ discussing the macrofur dragon porn, oh herbacious evening crowd.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/10(Sat)19:04 No.8570146
    the reason you sages are bumping the thread is because we have to respond to you sagefags
    >> Anonymous 03/13/10(Sat)19:05 No.8570168
    No, really. This was on the top of page 1 with two sages as the last post.
    >> Anti-Rape Goblin !!9e1fWM+S5Fn 03/13/10(Sat)19:06 No.8570183
    I'd ask her to shove me down the end of her dick and shoot me out with her next load of cum.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/10(Sat)19:07 No.8570198
    Finally someone speaking sense.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/10(Sat)19:08 No.8570208
    call an orbital bombardment
    >> Anonymous 03/13/10(Sat)19:09 No.8570214
    Citation needed, pants-on-fire.
    Lern to self-control, spaz
    >> Anonymous 03/13/10(Sat)19:10 No.8570225
    I'm sage-bombing this thread like the Enola Gay!
    >> Anonymous 03/13/10(Sat)19:11 No.8570239
    Don't forget to wear an amulet of magical breathing, or you might pass out and miss the fun part.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/10(Sat)19:11 No.8570251
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    >> Anonymous 03/13/10(Sat)19:12 No.8570255
    >> Anonymous 03/13/10(Sat)19:12 No.8570265
    Don't waste your time. Trolls can keep a thread bumped no matter how much you sage until it autosages. And then they can just post a new thread. Assholes. Do you know how many calories I had to waste hiding this thread?
    >> Anonymous 03/13/10(Sat)19:12 No.8570273
    >> Anonymous 03/13/10(Sat)19:16 No.8570328
    Still confused about this.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/10(Sat)19:18 No.8570347
    I did not post this: >>8570049
    My last post was this: >>8570000
    >> Anonymous 03/13/10(Sat)19:20 No.8570360
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    >> Anonymous 03/13/10(Sat)19:22 No.8570378
    I feel that the best way to remove a female dragon in heat is to use a mixture of spices. This will leave an uncomfortable burning sensation that will cause said dragon to dismount from aformentioned tower and fly back to their lair to deal with applied problem.

    Cleaning the tower will be something different all together.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/10(Sat)19:22 No.8570379
    According to the lorefag above, dragons are not technically reptiles. The SRD just seems to call them "reptileLIKE", and the closest thing they have to a taxonomic classification is "magical".

    Biology? In my D&D? LOL half-everything.

    Thanks for the content-free bump!

    UNIX joke. Too long and off-topic to explain. Blame the poster above for complaining that the dragon was "still mounted".
    >> Quick, sage it! You'll look cool in front of /b/! Anonymous 03/13/10(Sat)19:25 No.8570405
    Your skills are required over here:
    >> Anonymous 03/13/10(Sat)19:27 No.8570430
    Something gets shrunk.
    Something gets enlarged.

    I dont know.
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    don't ever change /tg/
    >> Anonymous 03/13/10(Sat)20:19 No.8571016
    >> Anonymous 03/13/10(Sat)20:44 No.8571324
    >this is my fetish
    >> Anonymous 03/13/10(Sat)21:32 No.8571755
    Thread Necromancer strikes again.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/10(Sat)21:36 No.8571817
    >dont ever change same-fag

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    >> Anonymous 03/13/10(Sat)22:33 No.8572580


    >> Anonymous 03/13/10(Sat)23:19 No.8573038
    Actually, it would probably be a good thing for the people of the castle to have a very, very large dragon in their kingdom that does not seem particularly concerned with eating citizens or kidnapping royalty. It would discourage other dragons from raiding there. Also, female dragon cum is probably more rare than dragons' blood. The mages would likely be able to put it to good use.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/10(Sat)23:23 No.8573060

    What the hell kind of spell would ever, ever need that?
    >> Anonymous 03/13/10(Sat)23:23 No.8573061
    this thread has reached the point where it DESERVES to be multi-saged
    >> Anonymous 03/13/10(Sat)23:28 No.8573094

    Book of erotic fantasy
    >> Devilist 03/13/10(Sat)23:28 No.8573103
    You've made another half-dragon..
    >> Tarvus 03/13/10(Sat)23:29 No.8573122
    >> Anonymous 03/13/10(Sat)23:33 No.8573174
    goddamnit why is this thread still alive
    >> Anonymous 03/14/10(Sun)01:00 No.8574398
    >> Squigzog, attorney at WAAAGH! 03/14/10(Sun)01:05 No.8574472
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    >> Anonymous 03/14/10(Sun)05:04 No.8576562
    Don't mind me. Just checking to see if the thread's autosaging yet
    >> Anonymous 03/14/10(Sun)09:22 No.8578997
    I dont get it.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/10(Sun)09:26 No.8579020
    Threads only autosage at 300 posts now.

    We're stuck with this abomination a while yet.
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    Dont get it either.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/10(Sun)11:43 No.8580210

    Pretty Much

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