The party looked upon the vault, the walls stacked with shelves upon shelves of intricate wood carvings.
"So let me get this straight," The cleric said.
"I bet that's the first time you've been able to apply straight to yourself," The bard said.
"I'm serious, I'm gonna cut off your fucking dick."
"You know it's true."
"Ya know what? It is. And I will still cut off your fucking dick and I will use it as an anal dildo," He turned back to the dragon, "So you've been raiding this kingdom for a thousand years and all you've ever taken have been wood carvings, right?"
"Right," The dragon said.
The wizard picked up a flat disc with all sorts of rune carved in it and presented the dragon with a carving of a leaf, "Trade?"
"Wait, what was so special about that one?" The paladin asked.
"It's magic," The wizard said.
"Are anymore magic?"
"Well fuck," The bard said, "What now?"
"Well, she did kick the bard in the balls so I vote we keep the dragon," The cleric said.
"Me too," The wizard said, "More for the arcane secrets though."
"Well, I suppose she's my responsbility now," The paladin said.
"Well, I'm not leaving without my carvings!" The dragon said.
"I don't think you have a choice, little lady," The wizard said.
"No! No! No! NO!"
I suppose I'll put it to a quest style vote. What to do?