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    71 KB Anonymous 03/14/10(Sun)22:14 No.8586512  
    Your baleful polymorph spell has rendered the dragon harmless though not in the sheep themed way you intended.

    What do you do?
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!TZikiEEr0tg 03/14/10(Sun)22:14 No.8586518
    >> Anonymous 03/14/10(Sun)22:15 No.8586521
    kill it, loot corpse how much xp do i get
    >> Anonymous 03/14/10(Sun)22:15 No.8586525
    Coup de grace.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/10(Sun)22:15 No.8586529
    Leave it alone. Damn it, I can't fuck it if it's not a sheep.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/10(Sun)22:15 No.8586531
    I report and hide the thread, like always.
    >> Thatassholewritefag !!bTfelQViuUO 03/14/10(Sun)22:16 No.8586543
    Wonder why my spell did that and chalk it up to poor research. I pause to fix the archaic formulae while the party paladin exposits the creatures horrific deeds before taking it prisoner while the rogue and sorcerer go masterbate in the corner.

    Ain't easy bein a wizard.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/10(Sun)22:16 No.8586544
    Aww. She's cute.

    [x]love tenderly
    >> Anonymous 03/14/10(Sun)22:16 No.8586547
    Kill and loot.
    Maybe if the tail would have gone with it I would fall for your trap.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/10(Sun)22:16 No.8586557
    >> Anonymous 03/14/10(Sun)22:17 No.8586573
    op: if for better results post pic of muscle girl
    >> Anonymous 03/14/10(Sun)22:17 No.8586576
    If she's pleasantly disposed towards me, I'd love her tenderly. I'm a filthy xenophile.

    If it's the same old bastard of a dragon, just in a small, helpless body? Hmm... sell it into slavery, I suppose.
    >> Rincewind 03/14/10(Sun)22:18 No.8586580
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    >> Anonymous 03/14/10(Sun)22:19 No.8586593
    The solution is obviously rape.

    As usual.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/10(Sun)22:20 No.8586605
    Muscle dragongirl?

    I do not want that.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/10(Sun)22:23 No.8586644
    That spell has gone horribly wrong! It got tits for fucks sake that's some major fuck up in the spell.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/10(Sun)22:26 No.8586684
    DnD mate. Kill and loot, unless there's a more profitable alternative.
    >> Witness1 !FbA1rz4uFY 03/14/10(Sun)22:32 No.8586785
    I feel really awkward.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/10(Sun)22:45 No.8586961
    Marry and entrap into a web of obligation to me forever
    >> Anonymous 03/14/10(Sun)22:46 No.8586974
    Jesus fuck you're creepy
    >> Anonymous 03/14/10(Sun)22:46 No.8586982
    >> Anonymous 03/14/10(Sun)22:47 No.8586991
    Look really confused for a second, probably iving the dragon time to react.

    When I find out it's now harmless, take it prisoner. Take all the loot. Take prisoner around with me until I work out what to do with it.

    Twenty-four episodes later, marry prisoner, live happily ever after.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/10(Sun)22:48 No.8587004
    maybe it ties into this >>8586684

    dragons have great wealth and power
    >> Anonymous 03/14/10(Sun)22:49 No.8587021
    Okay, you're funny.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/10(Sun)22:50 No.8587028
    that tail really throws me off, keep thinking that's a penis
    >> Anonymous 03/14/10(Sun)22:51 No.8587042
    It can be used as a penis
    >> Anonymous 03/14/10(Sun)22:51 No.8587044
    Why were we using baleful polymorph to turn a dragon into a sheepgirl, anyways?
    >> Anonymous 03/14/10(Sun)22:51 No.8587054

    Dammnit why is it that I always want to see writefaggotry of every other one of these kinds of threads I see? ;_;
    >> Anonymous 03/14/10(Sun)22:53 No.8587074
    Because you're such a weeaboo faggot the barly human proportions and expressions displayed cuase you to want more context.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/10(Sun)22:54 No.8587090
    You now realize that this is not a tail but a chitinous worm that's crawling up a goblin's butt.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/10(Sun)22:54 No.8587091
    still feeble but your trolling attempts might mean something someday
    >> Anonymous 03/14/10(Sun)22:55 No.8587096
    first read that as clitoris
    >> Anonymous 03/14/10(Sun)22:56 No.8587105
    Okay, now it's hot.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/10(Sun)23:02 No.8587178
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    >> Anonymous 03/14/10(Sun)23:07 No.8587267
    Parasites are my fetish

    this pic just got even hotter
    >> Anonymous 03/14/10(Sun)23:09 No.8587303
    >> Betamax !Qp8Zm30kLA 03/14/10(Sun)23:12 No.8587357
    >> Anonymous 03/14/10(Sun)23:13 No.8587360
    The paladin tapped his foot, looking down at the resulting... result of the wizard's latest fuck up.

    "Wizard, why is the dragon now a little girl?"

    The cleric leaned in, "Because you can't fuck a sheep?"

    "I bet you would," The bard snarked.

    "Oh-ho! That's hilarious, bard," The cleric said, "I'm gonna cut off your dick in your sleep."

    The paladin rubbed his face in hands, wondering why he picked a bard of all things and the cleric of a hedonistic god to accompany him on this quest. He kept up the glare on the wizard though.

    "Look, the point is, dragon's not a problem anymore," The wizard said.

    The dragon huffed, "I am Salagail the Elder Green Wyrm! This body does not change that! I will protect my hoard to the death, humans!"

    "I am an elf," The wizard said.

    "You're a pointy-eared monkey!"

    "Awww, she thinks she's still all that," The bard d'awwd. The dragon responded by kicking him in the balls.
    >> Leman Russ 03/14/10(Sun)23:15 No.8587401
    >> Anonymous 03/14/10(Sun)23:16 No.8587405
    I approve of this.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/10(Sun)23:18 No.8587449
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    >> Anonymous 03/14/10(Sun)23:18 No.8587456

    >> Anonymous 03/14/10(Sun)23:18 No.8587460
    >> Anonymous 03/14/10(Sun)23:19 No.8587481
    ...They FIGHT CRIME?
    >> Anonymous 03/14/10(Sun)23:20 No.8587496
    And fuck sheep, apparently.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/10(Sun)23:21 No.8587517
    Isn't that a crime though?
    >> BonusPoints !!BMGaNpKMqX2 03/14/10(Sun)23:21 No.8587520

    Acquire a new party member who's a freaking dragon-girl? Comes with her own treasure!
    >> Anonymous 03/14/10(Sun)23:21 No.8587522
    So they're New Zealanders?
    >> Anonymous 03/14/10(Sun)23:21 No.8587523
    Good stuff.
    >> BonusPoints !!BMGaNpKMqX2 03/14/10(Sun)23:22 No.8587534

    You're a true hero. If you turn this into a quest thread, or a story, I will give you a TRILLION units of meaningless imaginary ego-currency.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/10(Sun)23:24 No.8587557
    Not in Sheepfuckistan.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/10(Sun)23:35 No.8587713
    The bard, of course, responded by kicking her in the twat. By sheer reflex, the paladin drew his sword and put it to the bard's neck.

    "Fine," The bard rolled his eyes, staggering over to the cleric, "You can keep her."

    The paladin cringed as he realized he had made his move and had to abide by it. Very well then.

    "Very well," The paladin surmised, "The thread to the kingdom of Kurnelmen is now extinquished, so I suppose it would wrong to slay a helpless foe."

    "Whatever, let's just go loot the shit out of her hoard and be done with this," The cleric said.

    "No, never!" The dragon stammered, "You shall never have my wood carving collection! It's mine!"

    Their was a long pause as everyone digested this. Finally it was the paladin who finally said, "What."
    >> Anonymous 03/14/10(Sun)23:38 No.8587761
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    Please continue.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/10(Sun)23:40 No.8587783
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    >> Anonymous 03/14/10(Sun)23:42 No.8587817

    I see incoming awesome on the horizon.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/10(Sun)23:43 No.8587829
    Oh god. A loli dragon with a hoarde full of mostly worthless wood carvings?

    >> Anonymous 03/14/10(Sun)23:44 No.8587843
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    Well played sir!
    >> Anonymous 03/14/10(Sun)23:45 No.8587864
    I like the idea of a loli dragon who hasn't quit grasped she's a loli and kicks people in the mansack to get her way.

    I'm now also liking the idea of her trying to repeat the method, once returned to dragon form.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/10(Sun)23:46 No.8587880
    I'm actually stealing the idea of a Cleric of a Hedonistic god.

    Maybe I will make a Cleric of Slannesh or something.
    >> Squigzog, attorney at WAAAGH! 03/14/10(Sun)23:47 No.8587882
    Kill it.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/10(Sun)23:47 No.8587885
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    Please continue!
    >> What a Faggot !QF5oszRdpY 03/14/10(Sun)23:47 No.8587890
    I recall a thread in which hordes were tied to a dragons memory, they're such long lived they have to have things in their horde to remind them, forget the technique it is called but you associate a memory with something. Even though a horde appears to be random shit everywhere a dragon knows EXACTLY where ever single piece is and knows if one is missing as it is like a glaring hole in their memory. Very well done. Also 2 internets for a loli dragon cunt punt.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/10(Sun)23:48 No.8587905
    >wood carving collection
    Strangely, I am ok with this. Who knows, maybe she's even got a hidden soft spot for the more excessively manly wood carvings, where turn a whole tree trunk into a bear using a chainsaw. Although knowing my luck, she'd probably turn it into a wood-bear-golem and use it to beat me senseless.

    ...Come with me, my dear. Let us discuss the finer principles of artistic design over some wine and casual nudity.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/10(Sun)23:49 No.8587917
    I've got some wood for her, if'n y'know what I mean.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/10(Sun)23:53 No.8587972
    The party looked upon the vault, the walls stacked with shelves upon shelves of intricate wood carvings.

    "So let me get this straight," The cleric said.

    "I bet that's the first time you've been able to apply straight to yourself," The bard said.

    "I'm serious, I'm gonna cut off your fucking dick."

    "You know it's true."

    "Ya know what? It is. And I will still cut off your fucking dick and I will use it as an anal dildo," He turned back to the dragon, "So you've been raiding this kingdom for a thousand years and all you've ever taken have been wood carvings, right?"

    "Right," The dragon said.

    The wizard picked up a flat disc with all sorts of rune carved in it and presented the dragon with a carving of a leaf, "Trade?"


    "Wait, what was so special about that one?" The paladin asked.

    "It's magic," The wizard said.

    "Are anymore magic?"


    "Well fuck," The bard said, "What now?"

    "Well, she did kick the bard in the balls so I vote we keep the dragon," The cleric said.

    "Me too," The wizard said, "More for the arcane secrets though."

    "Well, I suppose she's my responsbility now," The paladin said.

    "Well, I'm not leaving without my carvings!" The dragon said.

    "I don't think you have a choice, little lady," The wizard said.

    "No! No! No! NO!"

    I suppose I'll put it to a quest style vote. What to do?
    >> Anonymous 03/14/10(Sun)23:54 No.8587985
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    Go on.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/10(Sun)23:55 No.8588005
    >What to do?

    Rape is always the answer.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/10(Sun)23:56 No.8588006
    Put wood carvings in Bad of Holding, take dragon with.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/10(Sun)23:56 No.8588008

    Make the bard carry all of her stuff.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/10(Sun)23:56 No.8588010
    Have the Bard/HedoCleric search for the 'intimate' carvings.

    You know they're in there somewhere.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/10(Sun)23:57 No.8588019

    Take dragon, throw carvings in bag of holding.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/10(Sun)23:57 No.8588021
    Alter Memory and be done with it.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/10(Sun)23:57 No.8588022

    Surely they have magical storage.
    >> Abaddon 03/14/10(Sun)23:57 No.8588032
    Grab a couple wood carvings, bring them with us I guess... Also finding a cart will make this easier
    >> Anonymous 03/14/10(Sun)23:57 No.8588035
    Pally makes the party get all her carvings into a covered wagon so they can leave.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/10(Sun)23:58 No.8588038
    Don't turn this into another quest for the love of god. Can't we just have some good old fashioned writefaggery?
    >> Anonymous 03/14/10(Sun)23:58 No.8588039

    quest mode has too much potential...to derail
    >> Anonymous 03/14/10(Sun)23:58 No.8588044
    Keep wood carvings in bag of holding, gain loyal loli dragoness. That's going to come in useful at some point. If the cleric doesn't rape her.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/10(Sun)23:59 No.8588050
    [X] rape
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    >> Leman Russ 03/14/10(Sun)23:59 No.8588059
    Holy shit she is the cutest thing ever.

    Get her some clothes and make sure she harasses the bard at every opportunity.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/10(Sun)23:59 No.8588061
    Also, I vote we bitchslap the person who gave us the quest. All that work for WOOD CARVINGS? Fuck them.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/10(Sun)23:59 No.8588063
    Wixard seals the fucking place up with stone. Safe vault with a codeword. Wood carving adventure commences
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)00:00 No.8588080
    Rape dragon. Kill for XP.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)00:00 No.8588085
    Leash dragon. Light carvings on fire. Delicious dragon tears make you live forever.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)00:01 No.8588092

    1): Make a new thread.

    2): If quest-thread, only let anons set the broad strokes of the plot. "Save some princess somewhere", not "counter-kidnap princess bitchface in order to ransom her for money".
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)00:01 No.8588095
    Asking for reader input is going to get you all of two things: instantaneous magical solutions to any posed problem and plans for sexual assault.

    That may have not been the best idea.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)00:01 No.8588099

    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)00:02 No.8588101
    Quest mode, if you maintain your level of epic and original writing then it would be acceptable. Otherwise just keep writefagging away.

    if quest modan, paladin must force the party to assist in finding a means to bring the dragons hoard with them. It would be too cruel to force the dragon to leave behind the only thing in the world she loves as far as we know.
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    >implying a polymorphed dragon can't still cast her spells
    >> Reek 03/15/10(Mon)00:04 No.8588131
    >>8588095 imokaywitthat.jpg

    Also if you make a new thread post link in this one.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)00:05 No.8588141
    > Doesn't understand how Baleful Polymorph works.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)00:06 No.8588152

    Ball gag and arm tie.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)00:06 No.8588164
    >>8588005 leads rather nicely into >>8588152
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)00:09 No.8588221
    Let the dragon girl keep her carvings. Make the bard carry it, but not before the Paladin's kicked him in the balls.
    >> Strudel110 03/15/10(Mon)00:10 No.8588226
    Bag of holding alternatively shove them all up the Hedocleric's butt.
    >> I'm Not The OP But I'm Writing These Stories For Some Reason 03/15/10(Mon)00:13 No.8588281
    "Well, how about you carry my wood carvings?" The dragon told the bard.

    "How bout you suck my dick?"

    The dragon's response was to punch him in the dick. The bard fell to the ground in pain and the dragon laughed. The bard retorted by uppercutting her in the twat.

    The wizard reached into his robe and pulled out a non descript bag, "Seriously, I got this bag of hol-"

    The cleric silenced him, "Shush. I wanna see where this is going."

    It didn't go anywhere since the paladin seperated the two (Cleric: "Booooooo~"). IT wasn't hard, they were both clutching their respective privates and moaning in pain on the ground, "Wizard, you have a bag of holding. Let's put her carvings in there."

    Later, the party sat around the camp fire. The dragon picked through her wood carving but looked up, "Look, if I'm going to be travelling with all of you, I have to call you all something other than 'Hey you, monkey!' Tell me your names."

    I'll leave it up to you guys, what should their names be.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)00:14 No.8588292
    The Cleric's name is Wimbledon.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)00:15 No.8588311
    Pally: Keith
    Wizard: Lance
    Cleric: Pidge
    Bard: Hunk
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)00:15 No.8588320
    The bard is Rick Astley.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)00:15 No.8588321
    paladin is Bix Nood
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)00:15 No.8588322
    Justice fighters: Red, Blue, Green, and Orange respectively.
    >> Arty 03/15/10(Mon)00:16 No.8588333
    Cleric: Pidge Wimbledon

    Dunno about the others.
    >> I'm Not The OP But I'm Writing These Stories For Some Reason 03/15/10(Mon)00:16 No.8588345

    It's not so much a quest as me not being able to thinking of anything. I keep the best ideas for my writefaggotry.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)00:16 No.8588346

    the bard's name should be Andre Bavaria
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    I see what you did there and I don't like it
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)00:20 No.8588402
    Paladin:Charles Derringer
    Wizard: Martin Goodshoe
    Cleric: Rico Ramirez
    Bard: Steven Balleneaux
    >> Abaddon 03/15/10(Mon)00:21 No.8588422


    Pray to your god to help you rape the maids.

    Use smoke to advance.
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!TZikiEEr0tg 03/15/10(Mon)00:22 No.8588435
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    Ramirez! Find a bag of holding, and hurry! We are Oscar Mike!
    >> A different writefag 03/15/10(Mon)00:22 No.8588436
    Working on a slightly different take on this story (with a slightly better class of humor.) Coming up soon.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)00:23 No.8588456

    RAMIREZ! Cunt punt that dragon!

    Use smokes to cover your advance!
    >> Original OP 03/15/10(Mon)00:26 No.8588497
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    I love /tg/.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)00:27 No.8588516
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)00:28 No.8588522

    On a different note: how do you guys think her skin feels? I'm trying to think how I would make her in Fantasy Craft but Surians are scaly, and am tied between that and a human with Draconic heritage.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)00:29 No.8588543
    Like dry sharkskin, maybe a little softer.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)00:32 No.8588575
    >You are now all hearing the loli-dragon's voice as Gilbert Godfried.
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!TZikiEEr0tg 03/15/10(Mon)00:32 No.8588588

    >You are now hearing the cleric's voice as Lil' Jon.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)00:33 No.8588592

    >> Abaddon 03/15/10(Mon)00:33 No.8588598

    > or you can disregard this and hear it as Haro from gundam
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    get her clothed, teach her to make her own wood carvings now that she has the dexterous fingers required to do so
    >> Original OP 03/15/10(Mon)00:33 No.8588610
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    Somewhat of a waxy feel. Have you ever held a snake or possibly an iguana on the stomach where they are not so hard and callous as their other scales. Was thinking that since it's very flexible and wouldn't be too far off from general skin, except for the few areas you don't want that.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)00:33 No.8588613

    >You are now hearing the Bard's voice as Flava Flave.
    >> I'm Not The OP But I'm Writing These Stories For Some Reason 03/15/10(Mon)00:33 No.8588616
    "Name's Pidge," The cleric said.

    "Andre," The bard said.

    "I am called Bix Nood," The paladin said.

    "I am Sir Lance," The wizard.

    "So you said your name is Salagail," Bix said, while Andre argued with Lance about an elven wizard's right to be knighted.

    "And you are a servant of Bahamut, Bix Nood," Salagail said, tapping on the draconic eye embedded on his breastplate, "We are enemies."

    "You serve Tiamat?"

    Salagail growled, "I serve no one but me."

    Salagail turned her back on Bix, ending the conversation. When she turned around she found herself face to face with Pidge.


    "Hi," Pidge drawled, "Say, were you a girl dragon before all this?"

    "Well, no but- Why is your hand on my thigh?"

    "No reason. Say, wanna feel like a woman?"

    Salagail realized this was going to be a LONG night.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)00:34 No.8588633
    so loli dragon's sweater has d cup padding?
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)00:35 No.8588650

    Nevertheless, it seems she is more human than dragon at this point, so I'd opt for human with draconic heiritage.

    Draconic legacy gets her wings...
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)00:35 No.8588651
    look at the length of the tail. She's clearly done some growing for that pic
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)00:37 No.8588678
    Bad touch!
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)00:37 No.8588679
    >"Well, no but- Why is your hand on my thigh?"

    Not sure if want.

    Nevertheless, CONTINUE IF YOU CAN!
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)00:38 No.8588710
    rolled 20 = 20


    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)00:39 No.8588723
    i fucking love you man.

    This settles it whenever i use baleful polymorph or other morph spell= lolis
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)00:40 No.8588728
    o god...change the names please to >>8588402
    the ones you got right now are in a word: terrible
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)00:40 No.8588733
    I thought the Claric was gay?
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)00:40 No.8588735

    Show us on the doll where the cleric touched you.

    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)00:41 No.8588756

    keep pidge, though!

    Eistin for the elf? It sounds suitably inhuman. The other humans should have vaguely European sounding names.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)00:41 No.8588759
    DO EET
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)00:41 No.8588760
    hedonistic doesn't mean gay, it means fucks anything, well actual seeks out pleasure in every form to the extreme which usually translates into fucks everything.
    >> Reiiama Kotsu, Inevitable 03/15/10(Mon)00:41 No.8588762
    I hope OP of this thread remembers that dragons are capable of using Polymorph as a supernatural ability, and will, thus, polymorph back INTO a dragon the round they are turned into something they don't want to be.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)00:43 No.8588790
    rolled 18 = 18


    You sir, are a parade shitter on-er and a total cunt.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)00:44 No.8588798
    lol and green dragons are supposed to be acidic right? Or is that only in FR?
    >> Bad Newbie !u8dVJyyGAs 03/15/10(Mon)00:44 No.8588802

    once again, bitches don't know about my baleful polymorph
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)00:44 No.8588809

    Dragon always wanted to be the little girl.

    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)00:45 No.8588811
    she's not a dragon anymore, she's a dragon loli, completely new type of creature, abilities included. she has attract bears at will, and seduce pedo's at will. Also on any roll other than a nat 20 in combat she looses one article of clothing.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)00:45 No.8588812
    >Implying this isn't a cheesy excuse for porn
    >> BonusPoints !!BMGaNpKMqX2 03/15/10(Mon)00:45 No.8588822

    Please accept your 1,000,000,000,000 units of meaningless ego-currency. It's people like you that make /tg/ not bad. Carry on the good fight.
    >> Reiiama Kotsu, Inevitable 03/15/10(Mon)00:46 No.8588830
    Nope, just "oh shit, it's a monster girl, what do?" threads are only less common than 40k threads.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)00:47 No.8588845
    doesn't this kind of spell usually have a time limit? normally a sheep spell you wouldn't care because it's usually dead pretty soon.
    >> Reiiama Kotsu, Inevitable 03/15/10(Mon)00:48 No.8588856
    Then why would you need to use BALEFUL polymorph?
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)00:48 No.8588868
    For the purposes of writefaggotry, rules can and will be suspended, usually when they would be a buzzkill.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)00:49 No.8588883
    polymorphs are permanent, that means that loli tarrasque you keep in your closet won't change back, but she will stay horny...get it horns on loli tarrasque, horny as in wants sex.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)00:50 No.8588902

    and dumb as a brick.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)00:51 No.8588907
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    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)00:51 No.8588915
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)00:51 No.8588916
    You don't turn a tarrasque into a girl for the conversation.
    >> Reiiama Kotsu, Inevitable 03/15/10(Mon)00:52 No.8588929
    Tarrasques can't reproduce. There is only one. They are genderless. Thus they are physically incapable of becoming horny, because it makes no fucking SENSE.
    >> BonusPoints !!BMGaNpKMqX2 03/15/10(Mon)00:53 No.8588943

    The writefag in question is not the OP, unless the OP is much, much more devoted to this thread than its intro implied.

    That and something about the writefag's name is leading me to think it's someone different. Could be my "accepts things at face value" flaw flaring up. I doubt I'll be sufficiently inconvenienced by it to earn extra xp tonight, though.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)00:53 No.8588953
    but it isn't a tarrasque, its a loli tarrasque, you CAN stick it in it's pooper.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)00:54 No.8588956

    you are now thinking of Tarrasques mating... no brain bleach... Asmodeus wins.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)00:54 No.8588960
    But if you turn the Tarrasque into a little girl and it replaces it's endless hunger for food with an endless hunger for sex...
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)00:54 No.8588961

    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)00:54 No.8588967
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!TZikiEEr0tg 03/15/10(Mon)00:54 No.8588971

    To shoot lasers.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)00:55 No.8588975
    You are remembering where you are, right? That's already being thought by half the people viewing the thread. If not more.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)00:55 No.8588983
    Open your eyes people! pedophiles are welcoming criminals with open arms because they have given away our sovriegnty! Its time we stand up and be counted. It could only get worse if the french start coming over!!!!
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)00:55 No.8588984
    We all could have had a nice thread about loli dragon rape.

    But then you had to go and be fa/tg/guys. God damn it.
    >> Original OP 03/15/10(Mon)00:56 No.8588999
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    I actually don't know much D&D.
    >> Reiiama Kotsu, Inevitable 03/15/10(Mon)00:57 No.8589017
    They can't. Your argument is invalid.
    Anthropology. It's much simpler to have a 'base model' for a human than to have several different models. Evolution made us that way.

    By the way humans all develop initially as girls in the womb, and then afterward grow man-parts if an XY sex-cell was received.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)00:58 No.8589038
    I'm fucking tired of this /d/ spillover bullshit.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)00:59 No.8589068
    >Loli tarrasque
    I wish I still had that image of the humanized tarrasquegirl.
    She wasn't a loli by any means, which was awesome, and she had some rokkin tits.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)01:00 No.8589073
    Because, given the proper stimulation, they are capable of producing milk.

    Just saying.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)01:00 No.8589081
    >By the way humans all develop initially as girls in the womb, and then afterward grow man-parts if an XY sex-cell was received.
    Is this the "men don't have nipples so we must all be women!" argument? Since you know it could be the other way around considering that women have no need for a clit when it comes to procreation.

    Or the completely insane idea that in the womb we stay as on the fence as possible until the very last second.
    >> Hiro !J02Ujjg4Nw 03/15/10(Mon)01:00 No.8589083
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    >this thread
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)01:00 No.8589085
    When will people realise that chavs are pandering to ethnics and gays! True patriots must have another war.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)01:03 No.8589131
    /new/ is --> that way fag.
    /b/ is <-- that way fag.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)01:06 No.8589181
    Okay, so it's been more than half an hour, are you still doing this or what?
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)01:08 No.8589204
    naw man, it's pretty conclusively known that it works this way. L2Biology?
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)01:08 No.8589205
    naw man, it's pretty conclusively known that it works this way. L2Biology?
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)01:09 No.8589208
    Whats the sauce on the OP image, by the way? Artists name, at least?
    >> Reiiama Kotsu, Inevitable 03/15/10(Mon)01:10 No.8589224
    >Is this the "men don't have nipples so we must all be women!" argument?
    I have no idea what you are talking about. Men have nipples. They just don't have breasts that function the way a woman's do.
    >Since you know it could be the other way around considering that women have no need for a clit when it comes to procreation.
    Yes, another vestigial part. I didn't say nipples were the only exclusion. Women have parts that they don't need, either, which is a result of human evolutionary history.
    >Or the completely insane idea that in the womb we stay as on the fence as possible until the very last second.
    No, it's somewhere in the middle. I don't remember exactly when, but it's not a last-second thing.
    >> Night Elf 03/15/10(Mon)01:10 No.8589229
    its clearly fuckable if its got elf ears :U
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)01:12 No.8589250
    What's going on with this loli dragon encounter?
    >> sage sage 03/15/10(Mon)01:12 No.8589252
    sage your furry shit
    >> monokiari kakukaji 03/15/10(Mon)01:13 No.8589271
    proper term is "scaly"
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)01:14 No.8589277
    No. It's been a while since physio, but iirc the Y-chromosome as an sex-determining region of the y chromosome aka SRY gene (producing a SRY protein). The protein induces testicular development. Testes produce AMH, which causes degradation of the Mullerian duct that would otherwise turn into female genitalia.

    Females, lacking the SRY gene do not produce SRY protein, and thus lack ADH. The lack of ADH causes growth of female sex organs.

    So yes, all fertilized eggs (even those with Y chromosomes) would develop female genitalia UNLESS a gene found only on the male chromosome is activated.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)01:15 No.8589299
    full force, all holes
    >> I'm Not The OP But I'm Writing These Stories For Some Reason 03/15/10(Mon)01:17 No.8589338
    After extracting the dragon from the cleric's throat, Bix called it a night and eventually everyone went to sleep too. Most everyone anyway.

    Bix awoke and stepped outside his tent. The only two in camp, however, were Pidge and Andre, the later glaring across the fire at the former.

    Andre looked up at Bix, "Bix! Tell Pidge to give me my dick back!"

    "Ah, don't be such a baby, I grew you a new one."

    Bix grabbed his temple and made his way out of their vicinity ASAP.

    Meanwhile, not far away, Sir Eistin (That IS a better name), sat in rapt attention.

    "The introduction of Jericho's Law into your spells will raise the efficiency of damn near everything," Sal explained.


    And another meanwhile, very far away a very nasty looking hairy dwarf licked his lips, watching the group from afar with a telescope.

    "So, another monster got turned into a loli, eh? Awww, yeah, I'm-a rape that shit," Then he did lots of disgusting things with his tongue that made 'Bluga-bluga' noises.

    He tugged on a chain held in his hand, tugging a loli troll behind him, making his way towards the camp.

    Oh shit, what now?
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)01:17 No.8589339
    Bleh. That was confusing.

    Y chromosome --> SRY region --> SRY protein --> Testes development --> AMH --> Male development
    Lack of Y chromosome (NOT the presence of 1, 2, 30 or 5000 X chromosomes mind you) --> No SRY --> No AMH --> Female Development

    To make it simpler:
    You have an expressed male chromosome --> you develop male sex organs
    You do not have an expressed male chromosome --> you develop female sex organs

    If it was anything in between, then women would have something called AWH (anti-Wolffian hormone) which would degrade the Wolffian duct. But they don't.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)01:19 No.8589369
    >Then he did lots of disgusting things with his tongue that made 'Bluga-bluga' noises.

    EPIC. WIN.
    >> Night Elf 03/15/10(Mon)01:19 No.8589371
    sage is clearly not a sage if he doesnt know the propper terms :U but does it matter?
    >> Abaddon 03/15/10(Mon)01:19 No.8589372
    After extracting the dragon from the cleric's throat

    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)01:19 No.8589380
    >dragon from the clerics throat
    >> I'm Not The OP But I'm Writing These Stories For Some Reason 03/15/10(Mon)01:21 No.8589406
    She tried to choke the cleric for hitting on her.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)01:21 No.8589410
    dragon see's loli troll, mistakes for loli-dragon, fears for hoard and becomes extremely territorial.
    ROUND 1
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)01:21 No.8589411
    Uh, unless he's really powerful I'm not sure he stands a chance. He's outnumbered 4:1. Or is it 5:? I always loose count of how many adventurers there are. Anyway, when he comes, kill him. Paladin probably takes care of loli-troll too since the others would do... not good things to her.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)01:22 No.8589431
    Cleric touched her thigh, she attempted to strangle/tear out cleric's throat as an appropriate self defense.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)01:30 No.8589559

    Would a polymorphed, loli dragon who was formerly a male dragon of some import still be able to breed successfully with anything?

    Would they have a previously assumed draconian trait of shitting out diamonds? Would they wear them?

    Would the loli dragon shack up with the Pally, and then watch the wacky results as the polymorph eventually wore off? After the birth of a child?
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)01:32 No.8589595
    Ah. I thought you were going for some kind of reverse-vore.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)01:33 No.8589610
    Can we get a drawfag on this? It's like the typical horrible D&D party with the DM pulling a horrible stunt and getting laughs off of it.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)01:33 No.8589611
    Baleful Polymorph is permanent. FOREVER! So the dragon isn't gonna turn back.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)01:35 No.8589634
    loliformed creatures can breed with other loliformed creatures. Only they're all female after being loliformed. So... yeah. Figure that out somehow.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)01:38 No.8589678
    So... if the paladin becomes loli, she can breed with the dragon...?
    >> A different writefag 03/15/10(Mon)01:38 No.8589683
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    Here we are. I took a little of what people were saying before, and elaborated a bit of my own....

    "Look, see? It's not that bad, right?"

    A harrumph came from underneath the floppy oversized hood. Elias looked over to see Randolf the Bard leaning over what now appears to be a pile of gaudy red and gold cloth covering a vaguely humanoid shape with a joking smile.

    "I will NOT wear this thing!"

    Elias, Paladin of Pelor, sighed. "Look, either you wear the robe and come with us into the inn or you sleep outside with the horses."

    This seemed to be enough, as she looked down at her feet, her fists balled in silent anger.

    "...I hate you all," she says from underneath its folds.

    "Look," says Randolf gently, "Sal, we—"

    "—And don't call me that!"

    "Right, well, let's get to the inn," Elias said wearily. "No sense waiting around here."

    "We'll just tell everyone she's a gnome or something," says Galad, as they entered the town. He was a cleric of... well, to be honest Elias wasn't sure. Some Eastern God he'd never heard of with tenets he definitely didn't approve of. But when you needed a cleric...
    >> A different writefag 03/15/10(Mon)01:40 No.8589708

    As soon as they reached their room Sal tore off her robe and plopped down on the bed, mostly naked. Elias had finally convinced her to wrap some cloth around her... parts, for the sake of decency, but she steadfastly refused to wear anything else unless forced.

    "So, now what do we do?" said Randolf, as the other four sat down at the room's small table.

    "Well," said Alaric, in his usual matter-of-fact tone, "we have a dragoness, wanted by the king, here with us, who apparently had NOT been raiding villages as we were told."

    "Of course not!" said Sal from the bed. "They wouldn't have had anything of interest to me anyways."

    "And now this same king refuses to speak to us, or even acknowledge our existence, after as far as he knows we've done what he asked," Alaric continued.

    "And so," said Galad, "we're stuck with a little dragon girl who won't shut up—"

    "How dare you! I am an Elder Wyrm, you piddling—"

    "You WERE an Elder Wyrm you mean—"

    Elias slammed his hand on the table. "Will you both just be quiet!" WIth a sigh he dropped back into his chair. This was just... to complicated. Why couldn't this have been a simple quest?
    >> A different writefag 03/15/10(Mon)01:44 No.8589763

    Salagail, the Scourge of the West. It'd been almost two weeks since their party had been dispatched by the king to slay this ancient beast that had menaced the kingdom for years... or so they were told, at least. It should have been an epic quest, an adventure that would have been sung of in bardic song, but instead...

    One botched baleful polymorph courtesy of Alaric, the party wizard, and a now-used up bag of holding later, and Salagail somehow became the fifth member of their little party.

    "Alright," he said finally. "We'll figure this out in the morning. I'll try to get in touch with the king's men again tomorrow and figure out what's going on. Alaric, Galad, get us some supplies in case we have to leave town in a hurry."

    "What about me?" asks Randolf.

    "Keep an eye on our... companion."

    "What?" Sal bolted upright from the bed. "Why are you leaving him here?"

    "For your protection," said Elias wearily. "You know you're not as strong as you used to be."

    Sal drew herself up to her full short height. "I defended my hoard for longer than you've been alive, human. I believe I can take care of myself."

    Elias just sighed "And then you were polymorphed and lost your powers." She prepared to speak again, but he held up a hand to silence her. "No argument. Sorry. But right now we can't afford to not be cautious. You understand, right?"

    The scaled girl stared at him for a moment, the slits of her red eyes burning into his, but he held his ground. Finally she dropped back to the bed and rolled over. "Fine," she said. "Have it your way. See if I care."

    "Aw, come on Sal," said Randolf. "I'm not that bad, am I—" He ducked as a nearby stool came flying towards his head.

    Elias put his face in his hands. What in Pelor's name had he done to deserve this?
    >> A different writefag 03/15/10(Mon)01:46 No.8589781

    And that's all I've got as of now. Should I continue?
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)01:47 No.8589796

    Typical Nu-Labour arroanc!ei ts not politically correct to say so ut soft-tuoch Britain is making it illegal tobe patriotic. Wake up people! bring back national service.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)01:47 No.8589803
    Yes, please do.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)01:48 No.8589811
    Yes, please.
    >> Franky 03/15/10(Mon)01:49 No.8589821

    indeed, do continue please!
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)01:49 No.8589823
    Yes. As should the other writefag who's doing it quest-style. We're waiting...
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)01:50 No.8589833
    i read in the sun that the chinese are betraying our freedoms the only solution is to put themin solitary for the next 100 years
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)01:50 No.8589843
    YES, YES YOU SHOULD, I am physically saving this instead of lawlarchiving, this is too good to risk getting archive wiped.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)01:51 No.8589850
    It has a certain charm to it, but that's mostly because I think the mental image of tiny scaled girl throwing a fit and claiming to be an unstoppable force to be funny.

    I'm curious as to what sort of conspiracy you'll cook up for the king wanting them to slay her in the first place more than anything.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)01:51 No.8589855
    Ignoring that they're both female at that point? Sure.

    As this anon says, please do.
    >> Sorain 03/15/10(Mon)01:53 No.8589875
    >> I'm Not The OP But I'm Writing These Stories For Some Reason 03/15/10(Mon)01:53 No.8589884
    Yeah, I'm gonna see what Different writes before I stretch my own self so hard it stops being funny.
    >> BonusPoints !!BMGaNpKMqX2 03/15/10(Mon)01:54 No.8589890

    You have my full support. Writefags rank pretty much tops in my fag hierarchy.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)01:55 No.8589903
    Loli sex that somehow ends in successful pregnancy? Sounds good to me.
    >> A different writefag 03/15/10(Mon)01:55 No.8589911
    Damn, didn't think people would like it this much.

    I can't promise much more tonight, but I'll definitely continue this little bit. Something about this concept has struck my interest (although it may just be that I have a thing about short tsundere girls...)
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)01:55 No.8589912
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    >If the subject remains in the new form for 24 consecutive hours, it must attempt a Will save. If this save fails, it loses its ability to understand language, as well as all other memories of its previous form, and its Hit Dice and hit points change to match an average creature of its new form. These abilities and statistics return to normal if the effect is later ended.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)01:55 No.8589922
    Like a scaly Leman Russ...
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)01:58 No.8589956
    Obviously, by having the polymorph result in a humanoid form, that part of the spell wouldn't apply.
    >> Sorain 03/15/10(Mon)01:58 No.8589957
    cept the wizard botched this one... badly. so all bets are off.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)02:12 No.8590113
    Bumping for polymorphed d'awwwwgon.
    >> A different writefag 03/15/10(Mon)02:27 No.8590319
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    Posting as I write them now, a few before I pass out:


    Pulling his blanket closer over him, Elias rolled over, the floorboards creaking lightly underneath him.

    There had been an argument (but when hadn't there been?) over sleeping space, as there weren't enough bunks in the tiny room for everyone—not an uncommon thing in smaller inns like this. So, they'd cast lots (Randolf's idea, of course) for the room's three beds.

    As a result, Alaric was stretched out on the tiny bunk by the door, while Randolf dozed uncomfortably next to Galad—his just deserts, Elias thought resentfully. Which left the remaining two sharing the last bed.

    Which was why he now found himself shivering on the floorboards.

    It's the principle of the thing, he thought to himself. Sal had been surprisingly ambivalent about the concept (He had given up on trying to understand what would and wouldn't set her off) but he had steadfastly refused. She was a woman, regardless of her species (although he wasn't even sure what that was, anymore.) It wouldn't have been proper.

    Just warmer...

    A creak from outside the room rose him from his thoughts. It was probably nothing, just the innkeeper doing his rounds, but adventuring had taught him to be wary of any sounds in the night, even in a city like this one.

    Which meant that he was already on his feet when the door exploded into the room in a burst of alchemical fire.
    >> Franky 03/15/10(Mon)02:29 No.8590343

    detect evil, then smite or diplomacy as necessary
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)02:33 No.8590398
    defend the innocent, and helpless smite those who would harm them, after detecting evil.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)02:34 No.8590429
    This isn't the quest one, this is pure writefagging. Your words have no impact on the story.
    >> Franky 03/15/10(Mon)02:38 No.8590488

    ah in that case carry on.
    >> A different writefag 03/15/10(Mon)02:38 No.8590492

    No, but they do build my fragile writefag ego.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)02:40 No.8590528
    Keep it up, you've at least got this anon's interest and approval.
    >> Franky 03/15/10(Mon)02:41 No.8590536

    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)02:42 No.8590556
    Well yeah, they're giving you encouragement... but they're doing it WRONG! And if I don't point it out, they might think that it's okay.
    >> Original OP 03/15/10(Mon)02:49 No.8590672
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)02:50 No.8590695

    aaandd it turns out that dude had the wrong room
    >> A different writefag 03/15/10(Mon)02:53 No.8590748

    The next few moments were a scene of pure chaos.

    Randolf and Galad flailed in their beds, attempting to get up to confront whatever had just awoken them. Alaric, being an elf, was also already standing, mumbling the first few words of a spell to hit whatever came through the door

    Elias looked to the other bed. Sal was just sitting up in bed groggily, rubbing her eyes—

    Another burst of fire rushed through the doors—Alaric, this time—to a chorus of screams from the hallway. It was time, though, enough for Elias to grab his sword and shield—they would have to be enough for now— as a group of dark shapes bolted through the smoking doorway into the room. Men, clad in dark clothes, their faces hidden. Not soldiers, then—assassins? Or thieves?

    Little time to think it over. As the figures reached the center of the room Elias was already upon them, his sword awash with holy fire. He lashed out, cutting them down effortlessly as they approached. Not very well trained assassins, at any rate.

    By now, Galad and Randolf were up and grabbing their gear. Elias nodded towards them. "We're getting out of here. Now. More are probably on their way," he said, beginning to don his mail shirt.

    "What for?" Sal's voice comes from the bed, still half asleep.
    >> A different writefag 03/15/10(Mon)02:55 No.8590776

    For the love of Pelor, Elias thought, lifting his pack. We don't have time to waste with this. Unceremoniously he grabbed her around her waist and lifted her up over his shoulder. She was surprisingly light for a dragon, he thought, as she realized her situation and began to struggle under his arm.

    "We don't have time for this," he said roughly. "Alaric, can you give us an exit?"

    The elf nodded, and with a gesture the windows on the far wall blew out with a gust of force. "Its only one story— and I prepared featherfall earlier," he said with a smile, looking at Elias's armor.

    "Good." The sound of feet began to echo up the stairs. With that, the four adventurers leapt from the building, the struggling dragon still under Elias's arm.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)03:04 No.8590927
    Hmm I forgot does AC do anything on fall damage?
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)03:05 No.8590936

    Does it really matter?

    The point is that he would be one heavy motherfucker.
    >> Blackheart !!FYEhWpAirtN 03/15/10(Mon)03:07 No.8590956
    "Its only one story— and I prepared featherfall earlier,"
    >> Franky 03/15/10(Mon)03:11 No.8591012
    nope. for 4e its acrobatics roll divided in one half to see how much damage you save from a fall after 10ft. 3.5 im not sure, its been too long.
    >> Franky 03/15/10(Mon)03:12 No.8591034

    eh, one story, or 12 feet or so. So at most 1d6 or a fall most experienced adventurers would be able to come out of unscathed. Hell, a lot of commoners could come out of that fine.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)03:13 No.8591042
    >baleful polymorph
    >4th edition
    >> Franky 03/15/10(Mon)03:17 No.8591102

    I don't play many casters. Poor excuse, I know.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)03:37 No.8591349
    >> A different writefag 03/15/10(Mon)03:43 No.8591411
    Yea, that's all you're going to be able to get out of me tonight, I'm afraid. Too tired to keep writing.

    Like I said, though, this idea's really grown on me. Maybe I'll continue this little story tomorrow, in a new thread if this one's gone. Someone make sure this is archived/the archive's been updated by then so I can link to it.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)03:43 No.8591413
    you can't carry a dragon and fight with sword and shield at the same time, thrust her on your cock and you can cover yourself and her at the same time while fighting AND having loli dragon sex, WIN FUCKIN WIN
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)03:44 No.8591428
    Didn't I see that in Shoot 'Em Up?
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)03:46 No.8591449
    >> nobody 03/15/10(Mon)03:48 No.8591479
    yeah, but monica belluci (or however the fuck you spell her name) isn't much of a loli
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)05:32 No.8592623
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    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)07:50 No.8594229
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    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)08:02 No.8594368
    oh god this is my fetish
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)08:02 No.8594369
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)08:25 No.8594556
    >Elias put his face in his hands. What in Pelor's name had he done to deserve this?

    Pelor is now the God of Princess Maker.
    >> Princess Angelique Dominique 03/15/10(Mon)08:35 No.8594631
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    She's terribly cute for a reptile.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)09:14 No.8595041

    Nah he's now the God of Paladins who seem to find the wrong travelling companions...

    Pelor is a dick.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)09:16 No.8595063
    Is there any particular reason it's always an attractive humanoid female?
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)09:19 No.8595106
    Stare at it and wonder what the fuck is up with my polymorph spells.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)09:22 No.8595128

    I know, right? It's like there's no unattractive women in visual media, ever! So unrealistic.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)09:35 No.8595285
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    Oh please, there are plenty of cute reptiles.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)09:36 No.8595292
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    >> Princess Angelique Dominique 03/15/10(Mon)09:37 No.8595303
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    Okay, replace "cute" with "attractive".
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)09:38 No.8595308
    > considers whether or not the humanoid dragon now lays eggs.

    >>> ????
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)09:41 No.8595338
    If you really wanted to to stretch it you could say mammals are just really specialized reptiles, we do share a lineage.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)09:42 No.8595348

    Except mammals don't lay eggs externally.
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    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)09:44 No.8595375
    Plenty of them do, see monotremes
    >> Princess Angelique Dominique 03/15/10(Mon)09:44 No.8595380

    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)09:47 No.8595397

    Very well, i stand corrected.

    MOST mammals don't lay eggs externally.

    Ergo mammals > lizards.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)09:47 No.8595403
    Monotremes are far from plentiful.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)09:47 No.8595404

    You're right, but hyperbolic.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)09:49 No.8595423
    Indulge me and pretend I was referring to the fossil record or something.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)10:19 No.8595712
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    I hide in plain sight.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)11:06 No.8596148
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    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)12:11 No.8596842

    Well he clearly want that Paladin to Princess Make that girl into a proper Queen.
    And once she's raised propperly they're gonna meet that other Paladin who's trying to lawfully dick that Drow girl into a less psychotic person.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)12:15 No.8596888
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    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)12:24 No.8596972
    Oh wow, more like that please? Hilarious reptiles are hilarious.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)12:28 No.8597014
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    I guess that's what they call, A lounge lizard.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)12:30 No.8597027
    >269 posts and 27 image replies omitted.

    Oh /tg/, you so silly.

    This thread is going to autosage soon.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)12:30 No.8597032
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    >> Judge "Deff" Dredd 03/15/10(Mon)12:31 No.8597034
    rolled 38, 42 = 80

    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)12:31 No.8597037
    Now /tg/ I can understand why you named the wizard serving a hedonistic god sir Lance but you should have just made the pally sir Lance and have him fall or shit.

    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)12:32 No.8597042
    You will never be as cool as this iguana.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)12:37 No.8597098
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    Sweet, found one.
    >> NuBlackAnon !!z6ldXGL61Wm 03/15/10(Mon)12:39 No.8597113
    it is time to gethith crunk?
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)12:39 No.8597115
    Is there like a photographer somewhere who does nothing but make tiny chairs for lizards to sit on so he can take pictures?

    Where do these come from?
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)12:40 No.8597130
    >Is there like a photographer somewhere who does nothing but make tiny chairs for lizards to sit on so he can take pictures?
    Yes, I forget his name but I believe he was on the ripply believe it or not show.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)12:41 No.8597139
    I irl facepalmed.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)12:42 No.8597144
    I was out looking about and found a name with >>8597098, Santisak Dulapitak.
    Then I found this minor jackpot. http://www.lastampa.it/multimedia/multimedia.asp?p=9&pm=&IDmsezione=59&IDalbum=20506&
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)13:32 No.8597711
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    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)13:37 No.8597779
    Realize dragons are immune to being polymorphed.

    Best keep her pleased with lawful hot duckings.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)13:39 No.8597803
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    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)13:52 No.8597962
    Check danbooru, there's a tag for the character.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)13:58 No.8598034
    Amusing story is amusing.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)14:56 No.8598657
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    pic related
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)15:37 No.8599219
    So...is this story going to be continued?
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)15:56 No.8599467
    source please?
    >> Sorain 03/15/10(Mon)16:28 No.8599954
    I hope so.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)17:00 No.8600427
    Lightning Warrior Toads
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)17:15 No.8600699
    >Lightning Warrior Toads
    It's full name is actually Battle Lightning Warrior Toads Raidy IV
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)17:22 No.8600801
    Series of games called Lightning Warrior Raidy. It's... well, to be honest, it gets boring because the sex scenes are spaced between long hours of level grinding and they're not terribly good to begin with.

    Polite sage for off topic.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)17:53 No.8601349
    I'm just waiting for someone to remember that if the wizard can botch a baleful polymorph once, he can botch it again.

    I am amused by daydreams of loli-dragoness demanding/pleading for wizard to "recast the damn spell!" Hiliarity ensues!
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)18:31 No.8601979

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