You are a perverted sick piece of human shit.

Go for it, brotha! fuck them haters and keep writin' it. I laughed my ass off the last time.

>>8627312
What he said. I owe you a high five you magnificent bastard

Seventeen years spent in training, from the time he was a boy. Four years in faithful service to his Order. Countless hours of lessons in piety, in just thought and righteous action, in finding evil and cutting it down where it grows foulest and darkest. Three years questing, searching for his personal path to glory. Finally his chance had come—to free a kingdom held captive by terror under the claws of a scaled monstrosity.

And then—

"PUT! ME! DOOOOWWWWWWNN!"

—there was this.

Elias sighed. He had always been taught that Pelor rewarded those who followed the paths he gave them, but as he had his party ran through the city streets, the scaled girl kicking and screaming under his arm, he doubted for the first time—if not His wisdom, then at least His methods.


"I think we lost them, for now," said Randolf, slowing down as they reached a small square at the end of the alleyway, which was devoid of life at this time of night.

"We did," answered Alaric, the wizard's raven familiar settling back onto his shoulder. "But they are still looking for us. We must keep moving."

"Agreed," said Elias.

"I have legs, you know. I can walk by myself." Salagail, Elder Green Wyrm, the Scourge of the West, glared at Elias from where she was being held over his shoulder.

"Suit yourself." Elias set her down as gently as he could. After dusting herself off, she stood before him, glaring at his face—not an easy feat, seeing as her forehead barely reached the level of his chin. So she settled with kicking him in the shin.

>>8627312
>You are a perverted sick piece of human shit. I love you and want to have your dragonspawn.

Fixed.

Yay!

>>8627351

Elias winced slightly, the impact mostly dissipating through his metal greaves.

"Are we done?" Galad asked sarcastically.

"Yes, we are." Elias shot him a glare. "Alright, first of all, we need to get out of town. If we can make it back to the gate where our horses are stabled, we'll be fine."

He looked back over at Sal. "I know you're not going to like this, but we need you back in your robe. We're going to have to pass the city guards one way or another." He held out a hand towards Randolf to take the robe.

Silence.

Randolf scratched his head. "I... thought you had it."

bamp

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTIIIIIIINNNNNNNNGG

>>8627312
Damn, I'd like to see what you think about the people writing porn....

>>8627505
Keep your pants on, I'm working as fast as I can.

Preemptively suggesting temporary tripfag status to curb the inevitable imitator(s).

>>8627535
im sorry i just read the first part and was excited that they were all there, now i come to this thread and remember how long things like this take ;_;

I'll contribute to this.

>>8627578

I realize asking probably won't do any good, but please don't post porn in this thread. I'm not a furry, and I'm not writing porn or weird fetish fuel. I'm trying to write a story, and I happen to have delusions of class and of the inherent dignity of my writing. And posting in a thread full of porn takes away from that (plus it risks my thread's deletion.)

If you want to look at scaly porn, there are board for that. This thread is for a story, that just so happens to be about a dragon-girl. So posting porn is not "contributing."

>>8627384

"No, I thought..." Elias trailed off. Imploring looks towards the cleric and wizard wielded no results either.

"...Fine. We'll just have to make a break for it, then." He hefted his pack. "Towards the gate, then. As quietly as we can. We'll keep the the back streets until we get to the gate. Randolf, can you create a diversion by the gate?"

"Of course."

"Good. Once the guards are out of the way, we'll rush through... and keep it clean, alright?" he said, shooting a glare at Galad. "These guys are just doing their job. Knock them out if you have to, but don't kill. Or humiliate."

"Fine, we'll do it your way."


Sal watched their planning. It still struck her as odd, how these creatures could bicker so much when at leisure but band together so efficiently when under duress.

"Alright then," said Elias with a nod. "Let's—"

"Wait, what about me?" Sal interjected, as the team readied to depart.

"Just stay behind me, alright?" Elias said.

"What? But I—"

"We don't know whether their after us, or after you. For now, it's better to assume the worst, and make sure you're well protected. Okay?"

He readied himself for the verbal onslaught he was sure was to follow, but—

"...Fine," Sal said, turning away from the paladin. This left him at somewhat of a loss, which he hurriedly brushed out of his mind.

"Er, right then. Let's move out."

Cool with me. I'll see if I have any good dragon girl images or anything else that pertains to the story.

and i shall sit here and hit f5 repetitively until more comes up!

alright 5 4 3 2 1 GO TEAM GO!

1200 year old tsundere loli dragon girl.

Rock on.

is op dead?

A grown up one.

>>8627655

"Just the city guards, huh?"


The party crouched behind a cart at the end of the alleyway, peering out at the long rectangular square that led up to the gate. In front of the now-barred gateway stood a contingent of armored men, armed with spears and swords, a similar, less-armored group atop the gate carrying bows at the ready. Most definitely not "just city guards." These were trained soldiers.

"...So, new plan then?" whispered Galad.

Elias just stared. None of this made any sense—or rather, it was starting to make sense in a way that he hadn't expected, or wanted, it to.

"Enough of this," he said, finally. "We shouldn't have to sneak around like this."

"What?"

"Alaric, stay with Sal. You two, come with me."

And without waiting for a reply he stood and strode out into the square. The other two, shocked, followed in his wake.


The guards called out as they reached them. "Halt!"

"What is the meaning of this?" Elias asked, keeping his voice level.

"Orders," said the headmost of the knights. A middle-aged man, barely in proper shape to wear his armor. Obviously a career officer. "There are traitors to the kingdom in the city. We're supposed to stop them from getting out."

>>8628026

"Traitors to the kingdom?" Elias put all the righteous indignation he could into his voice and pointed at the seal which adorned his breastplate. "Do you see this seal?"

"Yes. What of it?"

"It means my Order has an agreement with your king for freedom of travel in these borders. It means that I don't answer to you. It means that you have to left my companions and I through the gate."

"Funny, that," said the officer. "Because we was told to watch fer a guy with a seal like that."

"Were you now." Elias felt lightheaded. But he was in too deep to go back now.

"Yea. And an elf, and... two other guys," he said, eyeing the two behind him. "And..." he reached behind his breastplate and pulled out a small tarnished square of parchment "a fowle ande hideouse scaled beaste." He scratched his head. "Never seen one'a them before, but I guess I'd know it when I saw it, eh?"

finally my finger hurts from pressin f5 so much

>>8628044

I sense that there is some dickpunching in the king's future.

>>8628044
truth be told i was expecting some loli sex....

moar story and moar pics

so then the paladin guy was liek "we're not traitators"

so the guard man said "oh ok then you can go just dont be trying to sneak out dragon people or anything thats a FUKKEN XENOOOOOOOOOOS past the gate.

paladin man said OK so his buddies walked by and threw the dragon child lady bitch over the wall dressed as a salad so they could noticed that she wasnt a salad girl.
and then everyone was outside the city except the bard guy because he was a fagget and tripped over a pickle and died. so everyone was happy and ate cake.

>>8628100
We'll you ain't getting it here, sorry.

>>8628193
Damn man, you should get a book deal or something. That shit is gold.

>>8628216
just killing time and keeping this thread bumped until you get your shit posted

>>8628216
"We'll"? Really? I just did that?

I might be nearing the end of storytime for tonight. If I'm too tired/drunk to catch that, something's wrong with me.

=D

I loved that other thread! Lemme read what's going on...

>>8628232

then ill finish mine:

so after they had cake the cleric guy who revealed his real name was joe in chapter negative twelve died from choking but no one cared because he was black so they moved on into places.

wizard elf guy who was a knight said "walking is taking to long and is slow so i shall think with portals so we can get to new castle so we can get a quest so we can get gold so we can be famous so we can get bitches." so then the wizard shot a portal into the ground at his feet then shot another one at castle which was WAY FAR AWAY! but secretly an evil gnome troll dwarf put a mirror on the wall so the portal shot back and hit the wizard in the chest and because the portal was in his chest and his feet he was sucked inside out and died.

so then the wizard was dead so the magic on dragon girl was gone so she turned back to normall then sat on the paladin guy who went straight up her pooty anus and suffocated. and died

THE END

another grown one

I have created a monster.

And I love every moment of it.

>>8628044

"What the hell is he doing?"

Sal watched impatiently from behind the cart as Elias strode up to the Captain. To the enemy! And he was just going to go talk to him? What was he trying to do?

She thought back as far as she could. It had been years, nay, a century since the last time she had had close contact with any other races. Even then, she had never been THIS close before. She was ancient, and wise, and, well, (she corrected herself) at least formerly powerful, but yet the more time she spent with these lesser creatures the more they confused her.

He could be killed!

She wasn't sure what was worse: the thought of that happening, or the fact that it suddenly seemed to matter to her.

>>8628302
>went up her pooty anus
>pooty anus
>pooty

wtf...

>>8628019

Us that anthro flare?

Still waiting more of this. Also someone had asked in last thread for an artist it's "ryujin senpai" who does these cute dragon/lizard girls. Though his style is as varied as hell.

Sorry all, but I'm done for the night. Almost four am+too much red wine=My brain no think so good no more.

I'll finish more tomorrow, this thread will probably still be around thanks to new 15 page /tg/, if not I'll just start a new one.

Night /tg/. Thanks for listening to a humble writefag's story, I hope you all come back for the next installment!

>>8628868
Fair enough.

>>8628868
Sounds good.

Also waiting for at least one member of the party getting temporarily polymorphed into a woman, mainly to avoid awkward questions about why four heavily-armed men are carrying around what looks like a barely-dressed prepubescent girl.

Right now, it might look a little shady. Change one guy to a girl, though, and it changes from "traveling pedophiles and their loli slave" to "crazy adventurers, what'll they think up next?"

Also, the reactions of any of the party members to doing this would be hilarious. The cleric is probably only going to be allowed to do it once, given the hedonism thing; the bard is going to bitch like nobody's business while simultaneously behaving like an actual woman instead of a dude in a girl's body (high Charisma and Disguise skill combined with professional pride); the wizard would turn himself into a sheep by mistake; and the paladin would just suffer through the whole thing while trying to figure out if he pissed Pelor off in a previous life.

>>8629083
I just had the mental image of the wizard polymorphed into a sheep, the dragon-girl riding in a cart hitched to him, the bard and cleric arguing over who makes a better woman (either both of them polymorphed, or both of them disguised, or one of them polymorphed and the other disguised; all three would work), and the paladin walking behind the whole assembly while trying to hold some tatters of his dignity and stoicism together.

>>8629213
I'm imagining the paladin looking like kyon now.

WHY MUST I STAY UP EVERY NIGHT tg WHY

Moar?

>>8629244
I can't believe I didn't think of that, because that's EXACTLY what it would be like. The Paladin is the Only Sane Man. Well, okay, the dragon-girl might count too, except that she doesn't want to be bothered most of the time.

Spiffy stuff. Pity the other story from the original thread hasn't been continued as far as I've seen, that one was amusing too.

Can't wait to get off work and get drunk as a fucking Irishman too.

>>8628696
Actually, I think Ryujin-sempai is the dragon girl's name, not the name of any artist.

That would make sense, given Ryujin would roughly translate to Dragon-Person, and sempai would be appropriate given his(her?) age.

>>8630086
Her, obviously.

>>8628868
Many thanks, sir.

>>8627578
....please don't.

Flare is stupid, and the fact that you are a flarefag makes you even mroe stupid.

Bump for whenever different gets back.

Keep this thing alive!

>>8636297
Staying alive, staying alive.

>>8638034
Wow, that's a pretty long bump

>>8638499
The OP promised more in the near future. I wish he would follow up...

This... must... LIVE!

If he has consistent times, give it another hour or so.

For krondor, it shall breath!

This thread is going to start autosaging before storytime starts at this rate...

>>8641013
It's not even close yet.

This is a story all about how
My Adventure got flipped-turned upside down
And i liked to take a minute
And sit right there
And tell you how I became the loli-dragon Salagail


In a big ass born and raised
On top of my hoard was where i spent most of my days
Chillin out maxin breathing fire all cool
And all shootin some F-ball outside of the Hall
When a couple of guys
Who were up to no good
Startin makin trouble in my Breedinghood
I got in one lil fight and there wizard got scared

i need more!

Guess it wasn't meant to be...

>>8644218

Well, misplaced optimism tells me he might post tomorrow, at least.

I woke up today with hope. Now I have none.