You know, I...I mean, the sheer ODDS of you rolling TWO twenties...
You know what? Let's fookin' roll with it, because you're a MOTHERFUCKIN' GLORIOUS LEADER.
Winding back, you unleash your glorious Spiky Board to seek out the blood of the Dwarf. Apparently, you've got a bit more than even that in your powerful little body.
The board flies true, the spiked end of the planks aiming perfectly for the Dwarf Slayer's...incoming axe.
But, entering the fray once more, Onebrow ends up slashing the Dwarf's side. His axe swings about to try and cleave the Royal Guard gob in half for such an irritating blow.
Only the weapon never connects. Instead, the dwarf ends up completing his spin-around by collapsing on the ground. The Spiky Board, aimed so perfectly by your glorious hand, ends up impaling him spot-on the temple. His brain barely even has time to register dying before he collapses onto his own axe, the blade entering into his belly with a disgusting "Schllurp" sound!
Glorious victory! But...there's more screaming coming from within the metal carriage, as well as the sounds of panic from the wagons. Looking around for the first time since entering the barricaded "Campsite", you realize that the covered wagons actually have a few very lanky-looking humans in them.
Humans too stupid to run whilst they, err, didn't really have that much of a chance.
Stupid humans were delicious.
Sidenote: Going to take a quick bath at this point. I'll let you guys devise what you want to do with all this. The metal carriage isn't locked, and the voice inside appears to be that of a human female. It's also pretty freaking heavy, and you'd need all of your current worgs to even THINK of dragging it away.
Full details on what you loot, if you just decide to go FULL LOOTAN MODO, when I return.