A Viper-model interstellar fighter with a quad-linked pulse cannon, repaired and ready for liftoff (barring any harsh words from the natives).

You discovered your own burner tucked inside Hodge's ship, bringing your current total to two.

Equipment check:
Two burners
One transcoder
One rather uncooperative robot

And what's this? You're pretty sure they don't even make permits for this kind of ordnance.

>The potential of this quest thread

rolled 10 = 10

EQUIP BURNERS
TARGET ROBOT
USE BURNERS

(part 1 is here:)
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/8780479/

Beyond this, of course, is the enormous wealth you liberated from the Emperor's nephew; wealth that now sits hidden more than a parsec away in the bowels of New Jerusalem. It would be cold comfort to escape LaRoque's burner only to see that prize slip through your hands.

rolled 8 = 8

Place Visor over eyes.
Look awesome.

>>8785809
Sombody is going to need to LEGO up some CSI Miami shots. I'd do it but I'm on my way out the door.

>>8785809
Oh you're there.

Looks like we're about to ...

Build our own future.

CSI Legos?

It's...

...a snap.

YEEEEAAAAAH

So what will it be?

You're still not clear on the specifics of this "Snarklemas" holiday the locals hold so reverently...

The ship seems to be in working order, at any rate.

I love you, Lego Quest.

So much.

And if the Ship's working let's just fly to New Jerusalem.

When the aliens are sleeping, because those little fuckers could do anything.

>>8786129
Speaking of which, you've got company!

rolled 4 = 4

>>8786077
option 1: we wait for snarklemas to be over, so as to not disturb the locals
option 2: ignore local tradition

we have no idea what snarklemas is or how long it remains in effect so option 2 seems to be the more logical move
option 2 however sets us as hostile to a species of near omnipotent aliens

not sure what is the least bad option here...

rolled 3 = 3

>>8786208
Sup dudes? Snarkled any masses lately?

rolled 11 = 11

>>8786208
ahh! locals
let's ask them how long snarklemas lasts since we do not wish to insult their great traditions

>>8786294
>>8786277

Transcoder in hand, you ask them about their great holiday. As luck would have it, it ends with the setting of this planet's sun, only a few minutes from now!

Suddenly, you hear a rustling in the tree above you...

-and a bird-like creature flops down dead at your feet!

"None may fly on Snarklemas," one of them intones, withdrawing its antenna back into its skull.

"None may fly on Snarklemas," the others agree.

>>8786409
Well that doesnt sound good. Arm yourself incase the rustling is something dangerous.

>>8786433
This place is creeeepy. Cant wait until it's time to leave.

>>8786433

Check the bird, look up for cause of death. Keep an eye on the locals.

rolled 8 = 8

>>8786433
go back to their village with them, get them drunk, then fly off when they are not expecting it

rolled 2 = 2

>>8786433
these guys are hard core, man... ask if there's a rebellious youth amongst them that wants to check out the world of the stars

>>8786437
You realize your burner is probably rather ineffective in the presence of creatures that can bend space to their will.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF LOW BATTERY

...ok well we'll pick this up in a couple hours.

>>8786492
And by flying away from Snarklemas, the Spaceman and Rebellious Alien Youth would not be ON Snarklemas, thus avoiding any nasty little cultural SNAFUs.

rolled 7 = 7

>>8786433
Ask the aliens about snarklemas, why is nothing allowed to fly?

(sorry folks, this is pretty disappointing for me; I guess now I have more time to work on New J :P )

As the sun sets over the jungle, you say your goodbyes to the locals and board Hodge's ship. The terrain you slogged through for hours passes by in seconds, and you find yourself back in the desert where you crawled from the wreckage.

Is there anything else you wish to do before you break atmo?

And if you want to slag the other robot, it'll have to be outside of the ship.

Have some tasteful male nudity as a bump.

>>8788647
cooool

rolled 10 = 10

>>8788482
Do a passive scan in case anything has moved into the wreckage to loot it.

>>8788695
And then equip the heavy gun just to be cool.

>>8788695
Nothing native to this world seems to be able to survive the leftover radiation, but there does seem to be an independent emission of some ki-

Well, hello there.

It's the backup brain of your robot from right before the crash.

>>8788755
Oh god what is it! Get the damn heavy weapon OP!

rolled 6 = 6

>>8788773
Oh... false alarm. Put brain in new robot. Rolling for SCIENCE!

"Oh, roooooobot...."

>>8788807
Get that bitch out here, now.

You're not sure if you've got this right, but it's the best you can do on short notice.

You aren't sure why you slagged your robot in the first place. Must have been suffering from space madness.


Time to throw the switch...

...


"HELLO-MASTER. IT-IS-GOOD-TO-SEE-YOU-AGAIN."

>>8788852
The robot must have a goofy Spess Mahreen accent and be slightly gay for us.

>>8788879

simmul

taneous

>>8788875
Okay now collect our shit and get out of dodge

Time to fly?

Does the robot sound like Hal9000 from 2001 space odessy?
If so blow that thing to bits.
If not continue to salvage the wreck and load that monster of a blaster.

>>8788959
You know it.

>>8788971

>>8788959
flyyyyy awayyyy

Nothing left in the desert but radioactive slag.


Once you break orbit and can take a moment to look around, you quickly realize why the ship's emissions were so strong.

LaRoque was packing an antimatter warhead.

You might need it to make it out of New Jerusalem.

OP, speed up the posts please?

>>8789049
Sweet, plot exposition! Set a goddamn course for New Jerusalem, and give the robot a hug.

>>8789049
Proposal: Use antimatter warhead to take out new Jerusalem, collect wealth.
?????
Pro---wait you already got the wealth back in step 1

Thirty-six hours later, you touch down on the rain-soaked durablate. Your entry seems to have gone unchallenged- not surprising for a ruthless place like this.

The city beckons, but you feel your ultracannon might bring too many challenges. Where one bounty hunter found you, ten more may be looking.

What will you bring with you, Spaceman?

>>8789175
Both burners and the robot.

rolled 6 = 6

>>8789202
But try to hide one under our skin tight suit, so we can akimbo that shit in case of a conflict.

rolling for "gun hiding"

the burners

>>8789175
Do we have both robots? If so, give our loyal robot the big fuck off cannon to guard the ship.
Bring the captured robot with us, and keep a burner at the ready with the transcoder.

Keep your enemies close!

rolled 9 = 9

>>8789287
Our original robot is wasted, the second one is LaRoque's, but we put our old one's brain in it. Your idea is god though. WE MUST GUARD THE SHIP!

rolled 3 = 3

>>8789175
put the burners inside of the robot, so when shit goes down we can just grab them out

Do a backflip

OP has deserted us.

>>8789302
>>8789175
So yeah, Give robot big gun. Tell him to guard the ship while we take a burner and the computan device with us.

(bump)

rolled 12 = 12

Do a backflip

You can fit a burner inside your suit or inside Bennie. Of course, it's not wise to go about New Jerusalem without an obvious weapon at hand.

New Jerusalem! Crossroads of the Fringe, where beings from a hundred worlds mingle!

Wild as it may be, it still lies within the edge of the Empire, and you are still a wanted man.

Your arrival seems to have gone unnoticed by the local authorities, at least.

>>8789477

I won't make one tonight- my Lego is in storage, but this has given me the idea to maybe do one with my nice collection of Castle Lego. Pic related.

>>8789514
Dear god I lol'd at how happy everyone is. Okay OP, let's head to wherever it is we go to turn in our reward for all the loot.

As you pass through the spectacle of far-flung worlds, you see robots, mutants, and stranger. Across the street you spy a pair of M-Tron, the strange masters of magnetic technology.

rolled 10 = 10

>>8789514
go to a bar and talk to any green aliens named greedo

>>8789514
turn the policemen's helmets around, say the robot did it.

or, go find your stash, you're wealth is hidden here somewhere

>>8789534
>Orange transparent chainsaw in background
Oh man, that's awesome.
Also, thanks for speeding up the posting, OP.

rolled 3 = 3

>>8789500
Was that what I thought it was?
Tail that sucker with the chain saw and wait till he is alone.
rolling for success.

>>8789500
Well, whatever we do:

stay away from the police and anyone holding an orange chain saw - those people get unstable from the unstable orananium used to forge such deadly weapons.

>>8789500

A hundred beings pass by around you, but one stands out- another Futuron such as yourself!

Of all the races of Man in the universe, the Futurons are among the bravest, ever-willing to leap headfirst into the unknown for glory!

>>8789534

F'n M-Trons, getting all the hot Lego-men-with-female-hair.

rolled 12 = 12

>>8789564
Roll for diplomacy!

>>8789564
do the secret Futuron handshake with him to verify his identity

Oh shit a perfect roll. That guy's coming with us.

fuck I love Lego.

>>8789607

"I am Endman of Futuron! I have sown my seed across the multitudes! My line is secure, I am free of all bonds, and I go in search of glory and treasure!"

"No man of Futuron would refuse your company, Spaceman! My burner shall ever be at your call!"

>>8789692
Fuck yes coolest bro ever.
Give him our second burner, let him dual wield like the hardcore Futron he is.

rolled 4 = 4

>>8789692
You are the biggest bro evar futuron brethren! come, let us be drunk and merry together!

rolled 8 = 8

lets both do backflips

rollin

Your treasure (that which was once the Emperor's nephew's treasure) is held in a secure vault below a canteen. The proprietor is an old enough friend to be trusted to guard it.

>>8789799
Sick shit, open it up?

rolled 6 = 6

>>8789799
tickle the proprietor

rolled 3 = 3

collect treasure

rolled 7 = 7

>>8789799
Put on your cool face, walk in, grab your treasure and walk out.

"Spaceman, you old swamp-snake, how you been?"

As you step into the canteen you are greeted by your old friend Boston Texas.

"I was expecting you a few days ago! Anything bad happen?"

>>8789914
"Just had a run-in with that snake, LaRoque. Nothing serious, took care of him in a jiff."
"Check out my new pal, Endman!"

rolled 9 = 9

>>8789914

"haha oh texas you crazy basterd! long time no see. nah really happened that i couldnt handle of course. had a run in with my rival but i got a ship outa it. anyways... your holding something for me right?"

rolled 11 = 11

>>8789914
tell him nothing
his name is illogical

rolled 3 = 3

>>8789914
nope, no problems. incidentally, would you like to purchase an antimatter warhead?

>>8789953

More illogical than New Jerusalem being inhabited by Futurmen and Space Police?

>>8789979
That's our bargaining trip for our glorious escape! No way is it for sale!

rolled 11 = 11

>>8789914
introduce him to your new friend, ignoring his question entirely

rolled 6 = 6

>>8789914
"Nah, man, I just took a vaction and went down on a trip with your little sister Mexicana, they had an earthquake in Chocha, a 10 on the richter scale, with after shocks for 2 hours. So what brings you here?"

Boston and you have a few laughs on your way downstairs.

"Kept it safe as ever for ya, pal!"

rolled 1 = 1

>>8790106
BUY EVERYONE IN THE BAR A ROUND OF DRINKS

Gold, yes, but so much more!

Emeralds mined from the hearts of stars! Rubies harvested by blind clerics of all-seeing hive-minds!

The riches of an Imperial, in your hands!

rolled 5 = 5

>>8790106
Give Boston Texas 10% of the treasure as thanks for him keepin it safe. Backflip with the treasure all the way to the ship.

Does Endman want a little treasure for being a Futuron and a cool dude?

"Spaceman of Futuron, you are wanted by the Imperial Court!"

The Space Police! Feared throughout the universe as the hard fist of justice!

rolled 8 = 8

>>8790160
cheese it

rolled 10 = 10

>>8790160
Roll for kicking their asses.

rolled 12 = 12

>>8790160
Kick their burners out of their hands then spin their helmets so they're blinded, don't need to add cop killing to the list. Then make a break for it striking a cool pose for the media on the way out with Endman and Bennie backing you up like bros.

>>8790233
damn.
nice roll.

>>8790233
Okay do this one, OP!

rolled 7 = 7

>>8790233
jeesus, nice!

shouldnt have saged though man

Thinking quickly, you throw the star-emerald at the Officer, knocking his burner away!

As you race past, you catch a glimpse of the face beyond the visor-

>>8790315
GRAB THE DOSH AN' LEG IT, MATES!
Also, inform the officers on our way out that they're fur-coat, no-knickers bitches.

...a girl?

rolled 9 = 9

>>8790349
No time for romance, we need to run!

>>8790349
The plot thickens...

rolled 7 = 7

>>8790349
>dem eyes


XD ahhhhhh

rolled 11 = 11

>>8790349
Theres always time for romance...just...just a kiss.

The local authorities are on you the moment you leave the canteen! Endman is at your back as you race for...

Where?

Your ship, to flee New Jerusalem and leave your treasure behind?

This is one of my favorite quests ever. Loving the wit that our GM has. And the quick Lego response.

rolled 8 = 8

>>8790530
Fuck, it. Run for cover in the nearest building and commence shootout. Does Bobbie have the BFG?

>>8790582
>Bobbie
Bennie, sorry.

rolled 6 = 6

>>8790494
a kiss, we must give the female intergalactic officer a kiss or she will never betray her ideals and marry us in the next episode!!!!!!!!!!

>>8790530
Dive into an open clothes store, don some disguises

We must archive this second part. I wish to see how the situation unfolds for our intrepid heroes.

>>8790582
As you burst into the tailor's, the surprised patrons shriek and cower!

rolled 12 = 12

>>8790720
Shout, "Get naked, now!...we need your clothes."
Change quickly before the cops see, run out the back. Hide your guns, and dress Bennie up as a hat rack.

Everything seems to be in order.

>>8790833
Damn I lol'ed.

Endman turns and declares "You have taken the treasure once, Spaceman! We must take it from them again, as is our right!"

rolled 8 = 8

>>8790917
Yes, and I must kiss that cop!

rolled 3 = 3

>>8790917
"Of course Endman, we are Futurons, it's our obligation to take it back. Lets head back and scout out the bar, Bennie, I want you to go in pretend to be a coat rack, see if theres any cops. Tell us if its clear, oh and if you see that one that was down in the basement , yeah the freckled one, its ok."

>>8790917
>LEGO robot
>derby hat
>awesome

PICK ALL

rolled 2 = 2

>>8790917
Sneak into the bar, steal a drink, our rightful treasure, and the female cop's heart(not literally, romantically).

Please tell me OP set this in the brikwars universe.

rolled 5 = 5

>>8791011
this

This is one of the greatest quest threads ever, just wanted you to know that OP

Bennie reports that there is only one local officer stationed inside, but the place is quite crowded.

rolled 5 = 5

>>8791050
Shake the officers hand with the super secret Futuron stunner shake! Then go grab the treasure and bolt.

>>8791050
Sneak by like the space ninja you know you are.
Pic somewhat related to quest, it is the brikwars universe. We may be somewhere on this map.

rolled 11 = 11

>>8791078
YESSSSSS THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>8791050
loop de loop and pull and them shoes are lookin good

>>8791050
ALSO We need to recruit orange chainsaw guy. Don't know if the rest of you caught him there, but we need to talk to him.

>>8791078
The...eh...what now?

Damn, OP, I don't know how you do it. I have tons of Legos, but so few Lego-mans. There anywhere where you can specifically buy those?

>>8791128
Hit on the red head, also another space man. say hey

>>8791136
Bricklink

rolled 11 = 11

>>8791128
Alternatively start a barfight, throw Bennie at someone.

rolled 10 = 10

Recruit orange transparent chainsaw guy

pardon me good sirs, but I'd like to interject for a moment and announce:
FUCK YEAH!

rolled 11 = 11

>>8791184
>>8791194
Throw Bennie at the Orange Transparent Chainsaw Guy as an act of Friendship, while simultaneously provoking a barfight during which you can sneak of and steal the treasure.

"Oh, Spaceman, it's you!"

"They're looking all over for you! The local whitehats are in a tizzy over that treasure being in an *unsafe* place like this! I heard the Emperor's nephew was directing the show now!"

>>8791220
We would have moved it if it wasn't for some woman officer! That said we need better costumes and more guns to pull this off

maybe even orange transparent chainsaws

The space knight is cavalier, but willing to negotiate:

"You get Frosty on board and you can have my electro-sword. For a cut of the treasure, of course."

rolled 7 = 7

>>8791220
Recruit Orange Transparent Chainsaw guy with our moxxy. We have a helluva lotta moxxy. If that fails, we'll convince him later.

>>8791257
electro swords and orange transparent chainsaws for everyone

Use melee in a place everyone has guns and still win

>>8791257
that is no orange transparent chainsaw so unless we can get one of those dont waste inventory space, and cash.

On the other hand, this could be a lot of fun...

rolled 4 = 4

buy the orange transparent chainsaw with some of the treasure

>>8791317
STRENGTH OF 10 MEN!

>>8791317
DO EET

>>8791317
>>8791317

>>8791317

Stop being mean to the poor robot!
Use a chair or something.

"I have heard of the treasure resting below our feet. They say every badge in town is down there."

"What do you care, Futuron?"

rolled 1 = 1

>>8791384

Properly rolling this time.

>>8791399
bribe him for the chainsaw, if that doesnt work use the hand shake.

rolled 1 = 1

>>8791399
"You know you could have a cut if you'd like? Just let us borrow your skill with that OTC and you'll earn a share of our loot."

>>8791399
Even when being objective and mean, everyone's smiling like no tomorrow

rolled 10 = 10

>>8791399
rolling for diplomacy

rolled 11 = 11

>>8791437
Attempted assist!!

>>8791462
Well that works out then.

>>8791437

"You offer to pay me with something you do not own? Bah!"

"We Ice Men carve our fortunes from the wastes, and hoard them dearly! Do not bother me with talk of things to come, only of what you can give me now!"

rolled 8 = 8

attempt secret club handshake with iceplanetman

give him the robot!

rolled 3 = 3

>>8791486
"I've got some heavy ordinance on the ship you might be interested in."

>>8791486
"do you except anti-matter?"
then shoot him and take chainsaw

I thought the Ice Men were brilliant researchers.

rolled 10 = 10

>>8791515
Armok damn it do you need help again?

"Hold, Spaceman!"

From the folds of his shirt Endman draws forth one of the rubies of Zaldimar!

"The treasure was not wholly lost, Spaceman!"

rolled 6 = 6

>>8791538
Are you thick? Do you know what that OTC is capable of?

>>8791584

It's stronger than Nemesis force weapons that grey knights use, right?

rolled 2 = 2

>>8791629
Exactly. So DON'T PISS HIM OFF.

It seems you've acquired quite the retinue, Spaceman.

The treasure of the Emperor's nephew is within your reach.

BUT NOT TONIGHT BECAUSE I'M FUCKALL TIRED

GOODNIGHT /TG/

>>8791629
its material is unknown to other intergalactic races, there the only ones who have it. Ive seen an entire squad get cut to pieces with one, and i witness it cut a tank nearly in half.

>>8791657
Oh god we shal kill everything

It is said that in the time before history the gods imbued ordinary chainsaws with the essence of the cosmos. These chainsaws would later be discovered by the Ice Men who called them "Orange Transparent Chainsaw" or "Orange Transparent Chainsaw" in English. The Ice Men held unmatched power until they destroyed themselves and their people scattered accross the galaxy.

rolled 10 = 10

>>8791629
It is the single most powerful weapon known minifig kind! Its power is only rivaled by the mighty Transparent Orange Lazar-cannon, It rends ships in twain, it kills all it touches.

Also, That guy has quite the authority mustache, which not only makes him more powerful in combat, and gives him an incredible boost to diplomacy checks.

Fighting him would be certain death.

rolled 2 = 2

ARCHIVE THIS SHIT

Guess I'm coming back here tomorrow after work. Well met, OP.

rolled 6 = 6

>>8791819
I agree entirely.

This must be preserved.

>>8791819
This. Now.

>>8792132
It is done.

>>8791014
Oh god d12 is hero dice if I remember right.

Archive this shit.

Ahem.

Bump.

I was here for the start of the first, but missed this second installment.
DAMMIT OP, COME BACK. IT'S FUCKING ADVENTURE TIME.

Attention, Legonauts:

A new chapter of Spaceman Quest should be up by 23:30 local time.