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    66 KB Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/25/10(Thu)18:27 No.8785707  
    You are Spaceman, adventurer of the galaxy and scourge of the Empire.

    In the last day you have escaped the wreckage of your ship, trekked across an endless expanse of baseplate, lost your oxygen tanks to a fierce octoshark, befriended a tribe of godlike aliens, and discovered a way off this rock.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/25/10(Thu)18:28 No.8785729
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    A Viper-model interstellar fighter with a quad-linked pulse cannon, repaired and ready for liftoff (barring any harsh words from the natives).
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/25/10(Thu)18:30 No.8785744
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    You discovered your own burner tucked inside Hodge's ship, bringing your current total to two.

    Equipment check:
    Two burners
    One transcoder
    One rather uncooperative robot

    And what's this? You're pretty sure they don't even make permits for this kind of ordnance.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/10(Thu)18:30 No.8785745
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    >The potential of this quest thread
    >> Anonymous 03/25/10(Thu)18:31 No.8785770
    rolled 10 = 10

    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/25/10(Thu)18:31 No.8785776
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    (part 1 is here:)

    Beyond this, of course, is the enormous wealth you liberated from the Emperor's nephew; wealth that now sits hidden more than a parsec away in the bowels of New Jerusalem. It would be cold comfort to escape LaRoque's burner only to see that prize slip through your hands.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/10(Thu)18:33 No.8785809
    rolled 8 = 8

    Place Visor over eyes.
    Look awesome.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/10(Thu)18:34 No.8785839
    Sombody is going to need to LEGO up some CSI Miami shots. I'd do it but I'm on my way out the door.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/25/10(Thu)18:35 No.8785865
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    Oh you're there.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/10(Thu)18:37 No.8785888
    Looks like we're about to ...

    Build our own future.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/25/10(Thu)18:38 No.8785920
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    CSI Legos?
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/25/10(Thu)18:39 No.8785930
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    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/25/10(Thu)18:39 No.8785941
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    ...a snap.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/10(Thu)18:40 No.8785972
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/25/10(Thu)18:45 No.8786077
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    So what will it be?

    You're still not clear on the specifics of this "Snarklemas" holiday the locals hold so reverently...

    The ship seems to be in working order, at any rate.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/10(Thu)18:46 No.8786102
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    >> Anonymous 03/25/10(Thu)18:47 No.8786129
    I love you, Lego Quest.

    So much.

    And if the Ship's working let's just fly to New Jerusalem.

    When the aliens are sleeping, because those little fuckers could do anything.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/25/10(Thu)18:52 No.8786208
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    Speaking of which, you've got company!
    >> Anonymous 03/25/10(Thu)18:54 No.8786247
    rolled 4 = 4

    option 1: we wait for snarklemas to be over, so as to not disturb the locals
    option 2: ignore local tradition

    we have no idea what snarklemas is or how long it remains in effect so option 2 seems to be the more logical move
    option 2 however sets us as hostile to a species of near omnipotent aliens

    not sure what is the least bad option here...
    >> Anonymous 03/25/10(Thu)18:56 No.8786277
    rolled 3 = 3

    Sup dudes? Snarkled any masses lately?
    >> Anonymous 03/25/10(Thu)18:57 No.8786294
    rolled 11 = 11

    ahh! locals
    let's ask them how long snarklemas lasts since we do not wish to insult their great traditions
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/25/10(Thu)19:03 No.8786409
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    Transcoder in hand, you ask them about their great holiday. As luck would have it, it ends with the setting of this planet's sun, only a few minutes from now!

    Suddenly, you hear a rustling in the tree above you...
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/25/10(Thu)19:04 No.8786433
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    -and a bird-like creature flops down dead at your feet!

    "None may fly on Snarklemas," one of them intones, withdrawing its antenna back into its skull.

    "None may fly on Snarklemas," the others agree.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/10(Thu)19:04 No.8786437
    Well that doesnt sound good. Arm yourself incase the rustling is something dangerous.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/10(Thu)19:06 No.8786460
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    This place is creeeepy. Cant wait until it's time to leave.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/10(Thu)19:07 No.8786488

    Check the bird, look up for cause of death. Keep an eye on the locals.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/10(Thu)19:08 No.8786489
    rolled 8 = 8

    go back to their village with them, get them drunk, then fly off when they are not expecting it
    >> Anonymous 03/25/10(Thu)19:08 No.8786492
    rolled 2 = 2

    these guys are hard core, man... ask if there's a rebellious youth amongst them that wants to check out the world of the stars
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/25/10(Thu)19:08 No.8786496
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    You realize your burner is probably rather ineffective in the presence of creatures that can bend space to their will.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/25/10(Thu)19:10 No.8786536

    ...ok well we'll pick this up in a couple hours.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/10(Thu)19:11 No.8786544
    And by flying away from Snarklemas, the Spaceman and Rebellious Alien Youth would not be ON Snarklemas, thus avoiding any nasty little cultural SNAFUs.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/10(Thu)19:11 No.8786546
    rolled 7 = 7

    Ask the aliens about snarklemas, why is nothing allowed to fly?
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/25/10(Thu)19:19 No.8786690
    (sorry folks, this is pretty disappointing for me; I guess now I have more time to work on New J :P )
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    As the sun sets over the jungle, you say your goodbyes to the locals and board Hodge's ship. The terrain you slogged through for hours passes by in seconds, and you find yourself back in the desert where you crawled from the wreckage.

    Is there anything else you wish to do before you break atmo?
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/25/10(Thu)21:23 No.8788573
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    And if you want to slag the other robot, it'll have to be outside of the ship.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/25/10(Thu)21:27 No.8788647
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    Have some tasteful male nudity as a bump.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/10(Thu)21:30 No.8788681
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    >> Anonymous 03/25/10(Thu)21:31 No.8788695
    rolled 10 = 10

    Do a passive scan in case anything has moved into the wreckage to loot it.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/10(Thu)21:34 No.8788729
    And then equip the heavy gun just to be cool.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/25/10(Thu)21:36 No.8788755
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    Nothing native to this world seems to be able to survive the leftover radiation, but there does seem to be an independent emission of some ki-
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/25/10(Thu)21:37 No.8788773
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    Well, hello there.

    It's the backup brain of your robot from right before the crash.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/10(Thu)21:37 No.8788775
    Oh god what is it! Get the damn heavy weapon OP!
    >> Anonymous 03/25/10(Thu)21:38 No.8788782
    rolled 6 = 6

    Oh... false alarm. Put brain in new robot. Rolling for SCIENCE!
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/25/10(Thu)21:40 No.8788807
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    "Oh, roooooobot...."
    >> Anonymous 03/25/10(Thu)21:43 No.8788839
    Get that bitch out here, now.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/25/10(Thu)21:45 No.8788852
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    You're not sure if you've got this right, but it's the best you can do on short notice.

    You aren't sure why you slagged your robot in the first place. Must have been suffering from space madness.

    Time to throw the switch...
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/25/10(Thu)21:46 No.8788875
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    >> Anonymous 03/25/10(Thu)21:46 No.8788879
    The robot must have a goofy Spess Mahreen accent and be slightly gay for us.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/10(Thu)21:48 No.8788904


    >> Anonymous 03/25/10(Thu)21:51 No.8788945
    Okay now collect our shit and get out of dodge
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/25/10(Thu)21:52 No.8788959
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    Time to fly?
    >> Anonymous 03/25/10(Thu)21:53 No.8788971
    Does the robot sound like Hal9000 from 2001 space odessy?
    If so blow that thing to bits.
    If not continue to salvage the wreck and load that monster of a blaster.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/10(Thu)21:55 No.8788997
    You know it.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/10(Thu)21:55 No.8788998
    >> Anonymous 03/25/10(Thu)21:56 No.8789002
    flyyyyy awayyyy
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/25/10(Thu)21:59 No.8789049
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    Nothing left in the desert but radioactive slag.

    Once you break orbit and can take a moment to look around, you quickly realize why the ship's emissions were so strong.

    LaRoque was packing an antimatter warhead.

    You might need it to make it out of New Jerusalem.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/10(Thu)22:00 No.8789053
    OP, speed up the posts please?
    >> Anonymous 03/25/10(Thu)22:01 No.8789071
    Sweet, plot exposition! Set a goddamn course for New Jerusalem, and give the robot a hug.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/10(Thu)22:07 No.8789164
    Proposal: Use antimatter warhead to take out new Jerusalem, collect wealth.
    Pro---wait you already got the wealth back in step 1
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/25/10(Thu)22:07 No.8789175
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    Thirty-six hours later, you touch down on the rain-soaked durablate. Your entry seems to have gone unchallenged- not surprising for a ruthless place like this.

    The city beckons, but you feel your ultracannon might bring too many challenges. Where one bounty hunter found you, ten more may be looking.

    What will you bring with you, Spaceman?
    >> Anonymous 03/25/10(Thu)22:08 No.8789202
    Both burners and the robot.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/10(Thu)22:12 No.8789265
    rolled 6 = 6

    But try to hide one under our skin tight suit, so we can akimbo that shit in case of a conflict.

    rolling for "gun hiding"
    >> Anonymous 03/25/10(Thu)22:13 No.8789285
    the burners
    >> Anonymous 03/25/10(Thu)22:13 No.8789287
    Do we have both robots? If so, give our loyal robot the big fuck off cannon to guard the ship.
    Bring the captured robot with us, and keep a burner at the ready with the transcoder.

    Keep your enemies close!
    >> Anonymous 03/25/10(Thu)22:15 No.8789302
    rolled 9 = 9

    Our original robot is wasted, the second one is LaRoque's, but we put our old one's brain in it. Your idea is god though. WE MUST GUARD THE SHIP!
    >> Anonymous 03/25/10(Thu)22:16 No.8789330
    rolled 3 = 3

    put the burners inside of the robot, so when shit goes down we can just grab them out
    >> Anonymous 03/25/10(Thu)22:23 No.8789433
    Do a backflip
    >> Anonymous 03/25/10(Thu)22:26 No.8789477
    OP has deserted us.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/10(Thu)22:27 No.8789495
    So yeah, Give robot big gun. Tell him to guard the ship while we take a burner and the computan device with us.

    >> Anonymous 03/25/10(Thu)22:27 No.8789498
    rolled 12 = 12

    Do a backflip
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/25/10(Thu)22:27 No.8789500
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    You can fit a burner inside your suit or inside Bennie. Of course, it's not wise to go about New Jerusalem without an obvious weapon at hand.

    New Jerusalem! Crossroads of the Fringe, where beings from a hundred worlds mingle!

    Wild as it may be, it still lies within the edge of the Empire, and you are still a wanted man.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/25/10(Thu)22:28 No.8789514
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    Your arrival seems to have gone unnoticed by the local authorities, at least.
    >> PF 03/25/10(Thu)22:29 No.8789531
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    I won't make one tonight- my Lego is in storage, but this has given me the idea to maybe do one with my nice collection of Castle Lego. Pic related.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/10(Thu)22:29 No.8789533
    Dear god I lol'd at how happy everyone is. Okay OP, let's head to wherever it is we go to turn in our reward for all the loot.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/25/10(Thu)22:29 No.8789534
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    As you pass through the spectacle of far-flung worlds, you see robots, mutants, and stranger. Across the street you spy a pair of M-Tron, the strange masters of magnetic technology.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/10(Thu)22:29 No.8789536
    rolled 10 = 10

    go to a bar and talk to any green aliens named greedo
    >> Anonymous 03/25/10(Thu)22:29 No.8789538
    turn the policemen's helmets around, say the robot did it.

    or, go find your stash, you're wealth is hidden here somewhere
    >> Anonymous 03/25/10(Thu)22:30 No.8789546
    >Orange transparent chainsaw in background
    Oh man, that's awesome.
    Also, thanks for speeding up the posting, OP.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/10(Thu)22:31 No.8789559
    rolled 3 = 3

    Was that what I thought it was?
    Tail that sucker with the chain saw and wait till he is alone.
    rolling for success.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/10(Thu)22:31 No.8789560
    Well, whatever we do:

    stay away from the police and anyone holding an orange chain saw - those people get unstable from the unstable orananium used to forge such deadly weapons.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/10(Thu)22:31 No.8789561
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    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/25/10(Thu)22:31 No.8789564
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    A hundred beings pass by around you, but one stands out- another Futuron such as yourself!

    Of all the races of Man in the universe, the Futurons are among the bravest, ever-willing to leap headfirst into the unknown for glory!
    >> Anonymous 03/25/10(Thu)22:32 No.8789590

    F'n M-Trons, getting all the hot Lego-men-with-female-hair.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/10(Thu)22:34 No.8789607
    rolled 12 = 12

    Roll for diplomacy!
    >> Anonymous 03/25/10(Thu)22:34 No.8789621
    do the secret Futuron handshake with him to verify his identity
    >> Anonymous 03/25/10(Thu)22:34 No.8789622
    Oh shit a perfect roll. That guy's coming with us.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/10(Thu)22:37 No.8789659
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    fuck I love Lego.
    >> Lost Anon 03/25/10(Thu)22:37 No.8789670
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    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/25/10(Thu)22:39 No.8789692
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    "I am Endman of Futuron! I have sown my seed across the multitudes! My line is secure, I am free of all bonds, and I go in search of glory and treasure!"

    "No man of Futuron would refuse your company, Spaceman! My burner shall ever be at your call!"
    >> Anonymous 03/25/10(Thu)22:39 No.8789714
    Fuck yes coolest bro ever.
    Give him our second burner, let him dual wield like the hardcore Futron he is.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/10(Thu)22:41 No.8789732
    rolled 4 = 4

    You are the biggest bro evar futuron brethren! come, let us be drunk and merry together!
    >> Anonymous 03/25/10(Thu)22:42 No.8789760
    rolled 8 = 8

    lets both do backflips

    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/25/10(Thu)22:45 No.8789799
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    Your treasure (that which was once the Emperor's nephew's treasure) is held in a secure vault below a canteen. The proprietor is an old enough friend to be trusted to guard it.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/10(Thu)22:47 No.8789838
    Sick shit, open it up?
    >> Anonymous 03/25/10(Thu)22:49 No.8789870
    rolled 6 = 6

    tickle the proprietor
    >> Anonymous 03/25/10(Thu)22:49 No.8789881
    rolled 3 = 3

    collect treasure
    >> Anonymous 03/25/10(Thu)22:50 No.8789894
    rolled 7 = 7

    Put on your cool face, walk in, grab your treasure and walk out.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/25/10(Thu)22:51 No.8789914
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    "Spaceman, you old swamp-snake, how you been?"

    As you step into the canteen you are greeted by your old friend Boston Texas.

    "I was expecting you a few days ago! Anything bad happen?"
    >> Anonymous 03/25/10(Thu)22:53 No.8789945
    "Just had a run-in with that snake, LaRoque. Nothing serious, took care of him in a jiff."
    "Check out my new pal, Endman!"
    >> Anonymous 03/25/10(Thu)22:54 No.8789952
    rolled 9 = 9


    "haha oh texas you crazy basterd! long time no see. nah really happened that i couldnt handle of course. had a run in with my rival but i got a ship outa it. anyways... your holding something for me right?"
    >> Anonymous 03/25/10(Thu)22:54 No.8789953
    rolled 11 = 11

    tell him nothing
    his name is illogical
    >> Anonymous 03/25/10(Thu)22:55 No.8789979
    rolled 3 = 3

    nope, no problems. incidentally, would you like to purchase an antimatter warhead?
    >> Anonymous 03/25/10(Thu)22:55 No.8789982

    More illogical than New Jerusalem being inhabited by Futurmen and Space Police?
    >> Anonymous 03/25/10(Thu)22:57 No.8790012
    That's our bargaining trip for our glorious escape! No way is it for sale!
    >> Anonymous 03/25/10(Thu)22:58 No.8790029
    rolled 11 = 11

    introduce him to your new friend, ignoring his question entirely
    >> Anonymous 03/25/10(Thu)23:00 No.8790056
    rolled 6 = 6

    "Nah, man, I just took a vaction and went down on a trip with your little sister Mexicana, they had an earthquake in Chocha, a 10 on the richter scale, with after shocks for 2 hours. So what brings you here?"
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/25/10(Thu)23:03 No.8790106
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    Boston and you have a few laughs on your way downstairs.

    "Kept it safe as ever for ya, pal!"
    >> Anonymous 03/25/10(Thu)23:04 No.8790121
    rolled 1 = 1

    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/25/10(Thu)23:05 No.8790137
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    Gold, yes, but so much more!

    Emeralds mined from the hearts of stars! Rubies harvested by blind clerics of all-seeing hive-minds!

    The riches of an Imperial, in your hands!
    >> Anonymous 03/25/10(Thu)23:05 No.8790142
    rolled 5 = 5

    Give Boston Texas 10% of the treasure as thanks for him keepin it safe. Backflip with the treasure all the way to the ship.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/10(Thu)23:06 No.8790150
    Does Endman want a little treasure for being a Futuron and a cool dude?
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/25/10(Thu)23:06 No.8790160
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    "Spaceman of Futuron, you are wanted by the Imperial Court!"

    The Space Police! Feared throughout the universe as the hard fist of justice!
    >> Anonymous 03/25/10(Thu)23:07 No.8790169
    rolled 8 = 8

    cheese it
    >> Anonymous 03/25/10(Thu)23:09 No.8790214
    rolled 10 = 10

    Roll for kicking their asses.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/10(Thu)23:10 No.8790233
    rolled 12 = 12

    Kick their burners out of their hands then spin their helmets so they're blinded, don't need to add cop killing to the list. Then make a break for it striking a cool pose for the media on the way out with Endman and Bennie backing you up like bros.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/10(Thu)23:12 No.8790264
    nice roll.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/10(Thu)23:13 No.8790285
    Okay do this one, OP!
    >> Anonymous 03/25/10(Thu)23:14 No.8790299
    rolled 7 = 7

    jeesus, nice!

    shouldnt have saged though man
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/25/10(Thu)23:15 No.8790315
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    Thinking quickly, you throw the star-emerald at the Officer, knocking his burner away!
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/25/10(Thu)23:16 No.8790335
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    As you race past, you catch a glimpse of the face beyond the visor-
    >> Anonymous 03/25/10(Thu)23:17 No.8790345
    Also, inform the officers on our way out that they're fur-coat, no-knickers bitches.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/25/10(Thu)23:17 No.8790349
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    ...a girl?
    >> Anonymous 03/25/10(Thu)23:21 No.8790421
    rolled 9 = 9

    No time for romance, we need to run!
    >> Anonymous 03/25/10(Thu)23:22 No.8790446
    The plot thickens...
    >> Anonymous 03/25/10(Thu)23:23 No.8790485
    rolled 7 = 7

    >dem eyes

    XD ahhhhhh
    >> Anonymous 03/25/10(Thu)23:24 No.8790494
    rolled 11 = 11

    Theres always time for romance...just...just a kiss.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/25/10(Thu)23:26 No.8790530
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    The local authorities are on you the moment you leave the canteen! Endman is at your back as you race for...


    Your ship, to flee New Jerusalem and leave your treasure behind?
    >> Anonymous 03/25/10(Thu)23:27 No.8790564
    This is one of my favorite quests ever. Loving the wit that our GM has. And the quick Lego response.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/10(Thu)23:28 No.8790582
    rolled 8 = 8

    Fuck, it. Run for cover in the nearest building and commence shootout. Does Bobbie have the BFG?
    >> Anonymous 03/25/10(Thu)23:29 No.8790604
    Bennie, sorry.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/10(Thu)23:29 No.8790609
    rolled 6 = 6

    a kiss, we must give the female intergalactic officer a kiss or she will never betray her ideals and marry us in the next episode!!!!!!!!!!

    Dive into an open clothes store, don some disguises
    >> Anonymous 03/25/10(Thu)23:31 No.8790662
    We must archive this second part. I wish to see how the situation unfolds for our intrepid heroes.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/25/10(Thu)23:35 No.8790720
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    As you burst into the tailor's, the surprised patrons shriek and cower!
    >> Anonymous 03/25/10(Thu)23:37 No.8790759
    rolled 12 = 12

    Shout, "Get naked, now!...we need your clothes."
    Change quickly before the cops see, run out the back. Hide your guns, and dress Bennie up as a hat rack.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/25/10(Thu)23:40 No.8790833
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    Everything seems to be in order.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/10(Thu)23:44 No.8790894
    Damn I lol'ed.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/25/10(Thu)23:45 No.8790917
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    Endman turns and declares "You have taken the treasure once, Spaceman! We must take it from them again, as is our right!"
    >> Anonymous 03/25/10(Thu)23:47 No.8790935
    rolled 8 = 8

    Yes, and I must kiss that cop!
    >> Anonymous 03/25/10(Thu)23:48 No.8790952
    rolled 3 = 3

    "Of course Endman, we are Futurons, it's our obligation to take it back. Lets head back and scout out the bar, Bennie, I want you to go in pretend to be a coat rack, see if theres any cops. Tell us if its clear, oh and if you see that one that was down in the basement , yeah the freckled one, its ok."
    >> Anonymous 03/25/10(Thu)23:48 No.8790954
    >LEGO robot
    >derby hat

    >> Anonymous 03/25/10(Thu)23:52 No.8791011
    rolled 2 = 2

    Sneak into the bar, steal a drink, our rightful treasure, and the female cop's heart(not literally, romantically).
    >> Lawful Dead 03/25/10(Thu)23:53 No.8791014
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    Please tell me OP set this in the brikwars universe.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/10(Thu)23:53 No.8791017
    rolled 5 = 5

    >> Anonymous 03/25/10(Thu)23:54 No.8791028
    This is one of the greatest quest threads ever, just wanted you to know that OP
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/25/10(Thu)23:55 No.8791050
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    Bennie reports that there is only one local officer stationed inside, but the place is quite crowded.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/10(Thu)23:58 No.8791078
    rolled 5 = 5

    Shake the officers hand with the super secret Futuron stunner shake! Then go grab the treasure and bolt.
    >> Lawful Dead 03/25/10(Thu)23:58 No.8791079
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    Sneak by like the space ninja you know you are.
    Pic somewhat related to quest, it is the brikwars universe. We may be somewhere on this map.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/10(Thu)23:58 No.8791089
    rolled 11 = 11

    YESSSSSS THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    >> Anonymous 03/25/10(Thu)23:59 No.8791098
    loop de loop and pull and them shoes are lookin good
    >> Lawful Dead 03/26/10(Fri)00:00 No.8791114
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    ALSO We need to recruit orange chainsaw guy. Don't know if the rest of you caught him there, but we need to talk to him.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/26/10(Fri)00:01 No.8791128
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    The...eh...what now?
    >> Anonymous 03/26/10(Fri)00:01 No.8791136
    Damn, OP, I don't know how you do it. I have tons of Legos, but so few Lego-mans. There anywhere where you can specifically buy those?
    >> Anonymous 03/26/10(Fri)00:02 No.8791162
    Hit on the red head, also another space man. say hey
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/26/10(Fri)00:02 No.8791164
    >> Anonymous 03/26/10(Fri)00:04 No.8791184
    rolled 11 = 11

    Alternatively start a barfight, throw Bennie at someone.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/10(Fri)00:04 No.8791194
    rolled 10 = 10

    Recruit orange transparent chainsaw guy
    >> Anonymous 03/26/10(Fri)00:05 No.8791200
    pardon me good sirs, but I'd like to interject for a moment and announce:
    >> Anonymous 03/26/10(Fri)00:06 No.8791210
    rolled 11 = 11

    Throw Bennie at the Orange Transparent Chainsaw Guy as an act of Friendship, while simultaneously provoking a barfight during which you can sneak of and steal the treasure.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/26/10(Fri)00:06 No.8791220
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    "Oh, Spaceman, it's you!"

    "They're looking all over for you! The local whitehats are in a tizzy over that treasure being in an *unsafe* place like this! I heard the Emperor's nephew was directing the show now!"
    >> Anonymous 03/26/10(Fri)00:08 No.8791244
    We would have moved it if it wasn't for some woman officer! That said we need better costumes and more guns to pull this off

    maybe even orange transparent chainsaws
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/26/10(Fri)00:09 No.8791257
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    The space knight is cavalier, but willing to negotiate:

    "You get Frosty on board and you can have my electro-sword. For a cut of the treasure, of course."
    >> Lawful Dead 03/26/10(Fri)00:10 No.8791268
    rolled 7 = 7

    Recruit Orange Transparent Chainsaw guy with our moxxy. We have a helluva lotta moxxy. If that fails, we'll convince him later.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/10(Fri)00:11 No.8791287
    electro swords and orange transparent chainsaws for everyone

    Use melee in a place everyone has guns and still win
    >> Creed 03/26/10(Fri)00:12 No.8791294
    that is no orange transparent chainsaw so unless we can get one of those dont waste inventory space, and cash.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/26/10(Fri)00:13 No.8791317
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    On the other hand, this could be a lot of fun...
    >> Anonymous 03/26/10(Fri)00:13 No.8791319
    rolled 4 = 4

    buy the orange transparent chainsaw with some of the treasure
    >> Anonymous 03/26/10(Fri)00:15 No.8791340
    >> Anonymous 03/26/10(Fri)00:16 No.8791351
    DO EET
    >> Anonymous 03/26/10(Fri)00:16 No.8791365
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    >> dice 1d12 Anonymous 03/26/10(Fri)00:18 No.8791384
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    Stop being mean to the poor robot!
    Use a chair or something.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/26/10(Fri)00:19 No.8791399
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    "I have heard of the treasure resting below our feet. They say every badge in town is down there."

    "What do you care, Futuron?"
    >> Anonymous 03/26/10(Fri)00:20 No.8791416
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    rolled 1 = 1


    Properly rolling this time.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/10(Fri)00:21 No.8791435
    bribe him for the chainsaw, if that doesnt work use the hand shake.
    >> Lawful Dead 03/26/10(Fri)00:21 No.8791437
    rolled 1 = 1

    "You know you could have a cut if you'd like? Just let us borrow your skill with that OTC and you'll earn a share of our loot."
    >> Anonymous 03/26/10(Fri)00:21 No.8791442
    Even when being objective and mean, everyone's smiling like no tomorrow
    >> Anonymous 03/26/10(Fri)00:21 No.8791444
    rolled 10 = 10

    rolling for diplomacy
    >> Urist 03/26/10(Fri)00:23 No.8791462
    rolled 11 = 11

    Attempted assist!!
    >> Lawful Dead 03/26/10(Fri)00:24 No.8791479
    Well that works out then.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/26/10(Fri)00:24 No.8791486
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    "You offer to pay me with something you do not own? Bah!"

    "We Ice Men carve our fortunes from the wastes, and hoard them dearly! Do not bother me with talk of things to come, only of what you can give me now!"
    >> Anonymous 03/26/10(Fri)00:25 No.8791498
    rolled 8 = 8

    attempt secret club handshake with iceplanetman
    >> Anonymous 03/26/10(Fri)00:26 No.8791512
    give him the robot!
    >> Lawful Dead 03/26/10(Fri)00:26 No.8791515
    rolled 3 = 3

    "I've got some heavy ordinance on the ship you might be interested in."
    >> Anonymous 03/26/10(Fri)00:27 No.8791535
    "do you except anti-matter?"
    then shoot him and take chainsaw
    >> Anonymous 03/26/10(Fri)00:27 No.8791538
    I thought the Ice Men were brilliant researchers.
    >> Urist 03/26/10(Fri)00:28 No.8791543
    rolled 10 = 10

    Armok damn it do you need help again?
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/26/10(Fri)00:29 No.8791563
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    "Hold, Spaceman!"

    From the folds of his shirt Endman draws forth one of the rubies of Zaldimar!

    "The treasure was not wholly lost, Spaceman!"
    >> Urist 03/26/10(Fri)00:30 No.8791584
    rolled 6 = 6

    Are you thick? Do you know what that OTC is capable of?
    >> Guardsmen Kael 03/26/10(Fri)00:33 No.8791629

    It's stronger than Nemesis force weapons that grey knights use, right?
    >> Lawful Dead 03/26/10(Fri)00:33 No.8791641
    rolled 2 = 2

    Exactly. So DON'T PISS HIM OFF.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/26/10(Fri)00:34 No.8791657
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    It seems you've acquired quite the retinue, Spaceman.

    The treasure of the Emperor's nephew is within your reach.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/26/10(Fri)00:35 No.8791668
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    >> Anonymous 03/26/10(Fri)00:35 No.8791671
    its material is unknown to other intergalactic races, there the only ones who have it. Ive seen an entire squad get cut to pieces with one, and i witness it cut a tank nearly in half.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/10(Fri)00:37 No.8791696
    Oh god we shal kill everything
    >> Anonymous 03/26/10(Fri)00:38 No.8791712
    It is said that in the time before history the gods imbued ordinary chainsaws with the essence of the cosmos. These chainsaws would later be discovered by the Ice Men who called them "Orange Transparent Chainsaw" or "Orange Transparent Chainsaw" in English. The Ice Men held unmatched power until they destroyed themselves and their people scattered accross the galaxy.
    >> Urist 03/26/10(Fri)00:39 No.8791732
    rolled 10 = 10

    It is the single most powerful weapon known minifig kind! Its power is only rivaled by the mighty Transparent Orange Lazar-cannon, It rends ships in twain, it kills all it touches.

    Also, That guy has quite the authority mustache, which not only makes him more powerful in combat, and gives him an incredible boost to diplomacy checks.

    Fighting him would be certain death.
    >> Lawful Dead 03/26/10(Fri)00:44 No.8791819
    rolled 2 = 2

    >> Anonymous 03/26/10(Fri)00:47 No.8791862
    Guess I'm coming back here tomorrow after work. Well met, OP.
    >> Urist 03/26/10(Fri)00:48 No.8791887
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    rolled 6 = 6

    I agree entirely.

    This must be preserved.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/10(Fri)01:04 No.8792132
    This. Now.
    >> Urist 03/26/10(Fri)01:15 No.8792282
    It is done.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/10(Fri)01:19 No.8792350
    Oh god d12 is hero dice if I remember right.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/10(Fri)03:08 No.8793751
    Archive this shit.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/10(Fri)10:43 No.8797401

    >> Anonymous 03/26/10(Fri)13:27 No.8799250
    I was here for the start of the first, but missed this second installment.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/26/10(Fri)17:04 No.8802255
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    Attention, Legonauts:

    A new chapter of Spaceman Quest should be up by 23:30 local time.

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