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    65 KB Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/26/10(Fri)23:32 No.8808646  
    You are Spaceman of Futuron, adventurer without peer and scourge of the Empire.

    Having recently escaped sabotage, bounty hunters, and the perils of a hostile planet, you made your way to the lawless city of New Jerusalem to collect your treasure... treasure recently stolen from the vaults of the Emperor's nephew and the reason you carry a bounty on your head.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/26/10(Fri)23:32 No.8808654
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    In the streets of New Jerusalem you met and befriended Endman, a Futuron like yourself, and adventurer without fear!
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/26/10(Fri)23:33 No.8808661
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    The treasure was in your hands, before the elite forces of the Space Police interrupted your revelry and drove you fleeing into the streets, leaving the casks of treasure behind.

    As you fled, you caught a glimpse of something more magnetic than any technology the M-Tron could ever devise.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/26/10(Fri)23:33 No.8808671
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    With the single jewel Endman carried out of the vault, you bought the loyalty of Azimuth of the Ice Men and the space knight Rom.
    >> Lawful Dead 03/26/10(Fri)23:34 No.8808681
    >> Anonymous 03/26/10(Fri)23:34 No.8808683
    I like where this is going.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/26/10(Fri)23:34 No.8808684
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    Your old friend Boston Texas, who held your treasure in his private vault, sits imprisoned for aiding you.
    >> Lawful Dead 03/26/10(Fri)23:35 No.8808696
    rolled 9 = 9

    Okay, we need to go get our treasure. Sneak careful and quiet down into the basement of the place.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/26/10(Fri)23:36 No.8808709
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    Now, you stand with the rogue's gallery you've assembled, and the treasure lies beneath your very feet, in the basement vault of this very canteen!
    What will you do, Spaceman?
    >> Lawful Dead 03/26/10(Fri)23:37 No.8808736
    rolled 8 = 8

    Go get treasure. Sneak careful and quiet like down into there. If it goes south have the iceman start hacking with his OTC.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/10(Fri)23:38 No.8808755
    rolled 6 = 6


    We are gona cut a hole in the floor, and go in guns / transparent chainsaws blasting / sawing.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/26/10(Fri)23:39 No.8808765
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    There is one local whitehat watching the door to the basement. You'll have to get around him somehow...
    >> Anonymous 03/26/10(Fri)23:39 No.8808771
    we gotta help out our bro to. We gotta bust Boston out of the hokey. But first, let's get our treasure to try and resupply before we go busting any jails.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/10(Fri)23:39 No.8808776
    This is going somewhere epic, make it so OP.
    >> Lawful Dead 03/26/10(Fri)23:40 No.8808780
    rolled 6 = 6

    Have the iceman stab him. If that doesn't work, we can use benny as a robo shield.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/26/10(Fri)23:41 No.8808795
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    Last two threads are here, by the way
    >> Crix !!RpOLjtsjwNS 03/26/10(Fri)23:41 No.8808801
    >orange transparent chainsaw

    >> Anonymous 03/26/10(Fri)23:42 No.8808808
    rolled 3 = 3

    Convince the woman that she's onto a winner and she should escort him to her abode.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/10(Fri)23:43 No.8808821
    Second the motion of rescuing Boston at some point. Spaceman is nothing if not the ultimate bro.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/26/10(Fri)23:44 No.8808826
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    "Kill a defenseless man?"

    "Even an Ice Man has no taste for that."
    >> Anonymous 03/26/10(Fri)23:47 No.8808878
    rolled 12 = 12

    Fair enough.

    Yo' Space Knight, do you have any problems doing it?
    >> Anonymous 03/26/10(Fri)23:48 No.8808880
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    >the space knight Rom.
    I see what you did there.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/26/10(Fri)23:53 No.8808954
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    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/26/10(Fri)23:53 No.8808963
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    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/26/10(Fri)23:54 No.8808973
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    >> Lawful Dead 03/26/10(Fri)23:54 No.8808975
    rolled 7 = 7

    OH SHI
    >> Anonymous 03/26/10(Fri)23:55 No.8808984
    rolled 5 = 5

    I like you, Space Knight. You are a cool dude.

    Now let's make sure that woman keeps her trap shut. Maybe seduce her.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/26/10(Fri)23:58 No.8809020
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    Looks like it might be too late...

    Though in a place like New Jerusalem, you don't expect them to tell anyone what they've seen.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)00:00 No.8809050
    rolled 9 = 9

    Well let's just head to the basement and get that loot.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/27/10(Sat)00:00 No.8809051
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    From the floor, you hear a tinny speaker:

    "Unit Six, what happened?"
    >> Lawful Dead 03/27/10(Sat)00:02 No.8809067
    rolled 9 = 9

    Pick up helmet and bluff being a whitehat. We can do this.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)00:02 No.8809071
    rolled 11 = 11

    "Nothing sir. Just got a bad cold."
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/27/10(Sat)00:05 No.8809106
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    Doin' good!
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)00:06 No.8809118
    rolled 8 = 8

    Right, now let's get that loot.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)00:12 No.8809184
    lol'd at filename, I was sure thinking it loud.

    "No, nothing, just had a slight weapons malfunction..."
    >> Arcbound 03/27/10(Sat)00:12 No.8809189
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    I hope to god we're not rookies...
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/27/10(Sat)00:12 No.8809197
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    You slip into the basement unnoticed. Beyond lies the vault and your rightful treasure, but its guardians are numerous.

    What will you do, Spaceman?
    >> Lawful Dead 03/27/10(Sat)00:13 No.8809216
    rolled 10 = 10

    >> Lawful Dead 03/27/10(Sat)00:16 No.8809257
    rolled 2 = 2

    Nevermind that now. Send space knight and Iceman in close. I estimate that iceman's armor can take a beating, so he should be fine. In any case, we need to open fire. Target the closest one with the blaster.
    >> Arcbound 03/27/10(Sat)00:17 No.8809271
    Equip Orange Transparent Chainsaw
    Go apeshit.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/27/10(Sat)00:22 No.8809337
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    Roll a d12 for each person on your team, please.

    Endman gets two dice.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)00:23 No.8809354
    rolled 10 = 10

    I'll roll one.
    >> Lawful Dead 03/27/10(Sat)00:23 No.8809355
    rolled 5 = 5

    For Orange Transparent Chainsaw guy
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)00:24 No.8809368
    That one was for Rom, by the way.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)00:26 No.8809390
    rolled 12 = 12

    This is a test.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/27/10(Sat)00:26 No.8809400
    Good test.

    Now do it for reals!
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)00:27 No.8809405
    rolled 2 = 2

    Let's hope.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)00:27 No.8809406
    rolled 12 = 12


    For Endman
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)00:27 No.8809413
    DAMN IT.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)00:30 No.8809446
    rolled 10 = 10

    Needs one more roll.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)00:31 No.8809458
    That should be all of them.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/27/10(Sat)00:32 No.8809482
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    Rom charges forward, electro-sword shimmering, and eviscerates the first of the whitehats!
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/27/10(Sat)00:34 No.8809502
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    You charge headlong into the fire, heedless of any danger, as a man of Futuron!
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/27/10(Sat)00:35 No.8809522
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    Endman shouts with glorious laughter as he fires off charge after charge of his burners!
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/27/10(Sat)00:36 No.8809545
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    rolled 4, 9, 9, 11, 4 = 37

    Azimuth seems to be focusing the power of his OTC...

    Roll for yourself and each of your companions again, Spaceman!
    >> Lawful Dead 03/27/10(Sat)00:36 No.8809547
    rolled 4 = 4

    Quick question, OP: If we lose a limb in combat, will we be able to get it replaced?
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)00:37 No.8809558
    rolled 3 = 3

    Oh shit

    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)00:37 No.8809559
    rolled 11 = 11

    For the spirit of ADVENTURE!
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/27/10(Sat)00:38 No.8809561
    >If we lose a limb in combat, will we be able to get it replaced?

    Cybernetics exist, though anything you find on New Jerusalem might be suspect...
    >> Lawful Dead 03/27/10(Sat)00:38 No.8809571
    rolled 10 = 10

    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)00:38 No.8809573
    rolled 11 = 11

    I roll for the glory of the ice planet!
    >> /co//v/ert fa/tg/uy 03/27/10(Sat)00:39 No.8809577
    rolled 3 = 3

    For great justice!
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)00:40 No.8809583
    rolled 11 = 11

    I believe we have enough rolls. One more just in case we don't.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)00:42 No.8809608

    >> Gateway !A0rZLfg4Oc 03/27/10(Sat)00:42 No.8809612
    Is there any way I could be quickly caught up on this?

    I don't normally participate in these things, but....

    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)00:43 No.8809627
    The two previous threads have been archived for your convenience.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/27/10(Sat)00:43 No.8809631
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    While you empty three charges into the most senior lawman, the junior whitehat fires off a single blast!

    Rom leaps over the body of his downed opponent, but a second too late!
    >> Gateway !A0rZLfg4Oc 03/27/10(Sat)00:44 No.8809643
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)00:44 No.8809648

    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/27/10(Sat)00:45 No.8809652
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    The burner sends white-hot pain through your arm as your hand is vaporized!

    Your own burner tumbles to the ground!

    The battle rages around you!

    What do you do, Spaceman?
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/27/10(Sat)00:45 No.8809662
    Read the first five posts :P
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)00:46 No.8809672
    We are Spaceman of Futuron. We've got a bounty on our head for adventuring too hard and stealing treasure from the Emperor. We've got to get our treasure back and rescue our friend who got thrown in jail when the police raided his house that had our treasure in it.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)00:46 No.8809676
    rolled 6 = 6

    Ask Rom to pick me up and drag me to safety. Defending me should be no problem wth his natural abilities as a knight
    >> Lawful Dead 03/27/10(Sat)00:46 No.8809677
    rolled 10 = 10

    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)00:46 No.8809680
    Choke them with the stumpy forearm, it's close combat time!
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)00:48 No.8809706
    rolled 7 = 7

    Scoop it up quickly with our other hand and fire a few potshots in their direction as we make a break for cover.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)00:48 No.8809712
    We need to remember our training and seek cover while laying down supressive fire!
    >> Lawful Dead 03/27/10(Sat)00:50 No.8809740
    rolled 12 = 12

    >Scoop it up
    What is there to scoop up?
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)00:50 No.8809742

    Does Lego make pirate hook hands? Shit would be so cash.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)00:51 No.8809748
    The gun.
    Also the ashes.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)00:52 No.8809767
    >> Lawful Dead 03/27/10(Sat)00:52 No.8809769
    rolled 9 = 9

    Regardless, make a grab for our gun, lay down some surpressing fire, find cover, and above all, make a mental note that we want a laser hook when we can afford it.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/27/10(Sat)00:54 No.8809788
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    Rom dispatches the whitehat wordlessly and hurriedly backtracks, dragging you out of the fray!
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)00:55 No.8809796
    If it wasn't so late I'd so be into this. But anyway, Lego Quest is awesome, all other quests pale in simplicity and coolness.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/27/10(Sat)00:55 No.8809799
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    "You're not paying me to save your tail," he grumbles.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)00:55 No.8809800
    Total bro.

    We make a mental note to give him some kind of medal later.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/27/10(Sat)00:56 No.8809805
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    The tide of battle, however, seems to be shifting.

    With a roar, Azimuth charges forward!

    Endman continues to laugh merrily!
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)00:56 No.8809808
    "I don't pay you to bitch either"
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)00:58 No.8809819
    Make a mental note to steal any gear we need, and maybe procure some medical supplies. Not as urgent as you would think; vaporizing the hand would have cauterized the wound, I bet.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)00:58 No.8809823

    >> /co//v/ert fa/tg/uy 03/27/10(Sat)00:59 No.8809825
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    >With a roar, Azimuth charges forward!
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)00:59 No.8809830
    rolled 1 = 1

    Attempt to decapitate a guard; should be no problem, since he's been aiming and taking focus for a few rounds
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/27/10(Sat)01:01 No.8809845
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    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)01:01 No.8809846
    >natural 1

    Oh fuck me
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)01:03 No.8809860
    dead is dead
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)01:05 No.8809876
    But it lacks STYLE and FINESSE

    Any man can chainsaw a dude, but it takes real skill to be able to carve your name into his chest with it before doing so
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/27/10(Sat)01:05 No.8809880
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    "Spaceman, the treasure is ours!" Endman shouts joyfully.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)01:06 No.8809891
    rolled 7 = 7


    Now, eat the hearts of the fallen whitehats to gain their courage.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)01:07 No.8809903
    rolled 12 = 12

    Check if any of the guards are still alive -- you can never be too careful. If they're all dead, take their weapons, just in case you need extras
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)01:07 No.8809905
    Take the burner of the one that vaporized your hand as a trophy.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/27/10(Sat)01:08 No.8809908
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    That... doesn't sound very glorious at all...
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/27/10(Sat)01:11 No.8809941
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    Lost in revelry, Azimuth fails to notice the whitehat's hand creep up as he aims his burner to the Ice Man's chest!

    With a snap, your own burner is up and firing, knocking the whitehat's burner away!
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)01:13 No.8809961
    Interrogate him! What does he know about...Wait, is there anything we need info on? I guess where Boston Texas is being held would be good to know.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)01:14 No.8809971
    Pah, whitehats have no courage worth taking.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/27/10(Sat)01:15 No.8809991
    Roll it.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)01:17 No.8810012
    This is the first thread I have ever been to on /tg/ and my god is it amazing.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)01:17 No.8810016
    rolled 11 = 11

    Well, it worked before...
    For the spirit of ADVENTURE!
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)01:18 No.8810029
    Damn, I should channel the spirit of adventure more often.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)01:19 No.8810038
    take guard uniforms, you never know when they might come in handy
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)01:20 No.8810045
    rolled 12 = 12

    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/27/10(Sat)01:24 No.8810096
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    "He's... being moved on a shuttle to the starport..."

    *kaff* *kaff*

    "The Imperials want him..."
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)01:24 No.8810104
    If I was any good at drawfaggotry, this thread would have some. However, my talents are lacking. Plus, I have no clue whether my scanner works or not.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/27/10(Sat)01:26 No.8810128
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    "You're into it now, Spaceman..."

    *kaff* *kaff*

    "Imperial soldiers are coming her just for you..."


    The spirit leaves him, and he slumps back against the treasure casks.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)01:26 No.8810138
    rolled 3 = 3

    Tell Azimush to lean in close, brandish his chainsaw, and ask him WHY the Imperials want Texas
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)01:28 No.8810151
    Take his helmet so you can keep an eye (or rather, ear) on any transmissions, then collect the treasure. Any nice gear or guns lying around might be nice, as well.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)01:34 No.8810250
    This thread reminds me of Deltron 3030.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)01:34 No.8810253
    good album
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)01:34 No.8810262
    Very much so. I enjoy it quite a bit. Listening to it right now, in fact.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/27/10(Sat)01:36 No.8810285
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    Oh, my, yes.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)01:36 No.8810293
    Rom's sunglasses remind me of Proto Man.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)01:37 No.8810304
    "We happy?"
    "Yeah. We happy."
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/27/10(Sat)01:38 No.8810316
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    Four whitehat burners
    One lasercannon
    Two casks of priceless treasure
    Two usable whitehat uniforms
    Five whitehat helmets

    What do you do, Spaceman?
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)01:38 No.8810325
    rolled 8 = 8

    Treasure GET
    lets stash this somewhere safe!
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)01:40 No.8810339
    rolled 5 = 5

    not sure how to min max Lego spacemen but we should look to see if any of the stuff is actually an upgrade
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)01:41 No.8810356
    We need to figure out how to get a new hand. Unless we can simply wire a gun into our stump directly, which will work for a stop-gap. But even then we should get a new hand.
    Because they are handy.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)01:41 No.8810365
    Step 1 - get treasure to safe place, pay off hired help.
    Step 3 - liberate Boston Texas, because no bro is left behind.
    Step 4 - inform Boston Texas that the fee for liberating him is the 10% of the treasure that we promised him for keeping it safe. A bro is a bro, but cash is cash.
    >> Lawful Dead 03/27/10(Sat)01:41 No.8810369
    rolled 8 = 8

    Fuck hand, we need a hook. A lazer hook.
    >> What a Faggot !QF5oszRdpY 03/27/10(Sat)01:42 No.8810375
    rolled 3 = 3

    Give Endman the lasercannon, it is a weapon fitting the use of a fellow Futuron.
    Walk out with the two casks of treasure, and strut LIKE A BOSS. Then with your posse board your ship LIKE A BOSS.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/27/10(Sat)01:42 No.8810380
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    Suddenly, Endman interrupts your revelry!

    "Spaceman! They are taking your friend to the starport this very moment!"
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)01:42 No.8810382
    The lasercannon can not be passed up. And we definitely need the treasure. The two uniforms...One should go to us, and the other probably to Endman. Rom and Azimush seem to have their own particular style. The helmets should go for everyone unless theirs are already better. The more who can access the whitehat radio frequencies, the better. Picking up some of those burners wouldn't be too bad of an idea, I mean, it's more guns.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)01:43 No.8810389

    lazer hook hand mind
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)01:43 No.8810398
    Oh, tits. Grab the lasercannon and the treasure, no time for anything else. We gotta get there NOW.
    >> What a Faggot !QF5oszRdpY 03/27/10(Sat)01:44 No.8810408
    rolled 6 = 6

    Fear not Endman, we shall get to my ship, then blast off, we will beat them to the spaceport, if we can't catch them we'll be in the air already and pursue them in an epic chase across the universe, nothing shall stop us now!
    >> /co//v/ert fa/tg/uy 03/27/10(Sat)01:47 No.8810457
    When we get a chance, that stump arm should get looked at. It'll get infected really easily, and even if it's not bleeding out, we could be hemorrhaging.
    >> What a Faggot !QF5oszRdpY 03/27/10(Sat)01:49 No.8810489
    rolled 7 = 7

    We're Spaceman, we don't have TIME TO BLEED!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Grab that treasure, and book it to our ship, we gotta blast off and head for the imperial spacepad to save our friend. Then woo that mysterious female officer.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/27/10(Sat)01:52 No.8810521
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    "Bah, all technology is child's play in the hands of an Ice Man!" Azumuth declares as he snatches up a whitehat helmet and produces a strange transcoder.

    With a bleep, you suddenly hear the voices of authority in your own helmet!
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/27/10(Sat)01:53 No.8810534
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    Now, disguised as whitehats, you flee the vault, Imperial treasure in hand!
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)01:53 No.8810542
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)01:54 No.8810547
    Holy fuck that is one good disguise. It looks like we got the hand back somehow.
    >> What a Faggot !QF5oszRdpY 03/27/10(Sat)02:00 No.8810631
    rolled 2 = 2

    To the our the starport, we need to grab our ship, piece together some explosive spare blocks and drop them on the imperial ship. Then we can drop in and rescue our friend from the clutches of the empire.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/27/10(Sat)02:00 No.8810639
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    Your makeshift sling allows you to keep your burner close at hand, but the stinging pain confirms that your true hand is gone forever.

    Once you burst out the door of Boston's canteen, you see your friend in the back of a speeding aircar!

    What do you do, Spaceman?
    >> Crix !!RpOLjtsjwNS 03/27/10(Sat)02:01 No.8810649
    rolled 3 = 3

    Laugh, as something that shoddily made will probably crash in a few meters
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)02:03 No.8810674
    I love how the severed head is still smiling
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)02:03 No.8810678
    rolled 8 = 8

    Shoot the hoverjet in the front (so as to not harm Boston) and chase after it!
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/27/10(Sat)02:04 No.8810682
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    It seems to be doing a fair job of outpacing *you*!
    >> Crix !!RpOLjtsjwNS 03/27/10(Sat)02:05 No.8810695
    rolled 11 = 11

    It's speeding, get the ID plate number and report it
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)02:06 No.8810712
    Well damn. I think it's time to hyjack an aircar.
    >> What a Faggot !QF5oszRdpY 03/27/10(Sat)02:07 No.8810724
    rolled 12 = 12

    Toss Bennie at the speeding get-away paddy wagon, have Bennie start dissassembling it while Spaceman and Endman run to get ahead of it at the corner, have Azimuth hack free cable from the local store, and Rom look badass for the cameras.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)02:08 No.8810736
    Holy tits, that crazy of an idea, plus that roll of 12...It just might be enough.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/27/10(Sat)02:10 No.8810754
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    You drop the cask and snap off a quick charge of your burner!

    The searing beam impacts against the undercarriage of the lead pod and sends it trailing to the ground!

    Suddenly, a speaker-amplified voice booms out behind you-
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)02:14 No.8810808
    rolled 12 = 12

    convince anyone who asks why you shot at the car that you are attacking the imposter who is attempting to escape (you have the uniforms)
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/27/10(Sat)02:17 No.8810839
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    The Space Police!
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)02:18 No.8810850

    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/27/10(Sat)02:18 No.8810853
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    >> Crix !!RpOLjtsjwNS 03/27/10(Sat)02:18 No.8810862
    rolled 6 = 6

    Ask to see their badges, then shoot them.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)02:19 No.8810879
    I wanna thank OP and the Players, this is the most entertaining thing I ever seen on 4chan.
    >> What a Faggot !QF5oszRdpY 03/27/10(Sat)02:21 No.8810899
    rolled 2 = 2

    Have Rom suplex the one on the right and Endman body check the one on the left while you leap onto the damaged paddy wagon and tear out the arms of the driver. Have Bennie create a distraction, and Azimuth tear into something with his OTC.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)02:21 No.8810910
    rolled 7, 12 = 19

    Azumuth! You are closest! Use your orange transparent chainsaw! Rom! Take care of the other one with your mighty blade!
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)02:22 No.8810916
    rolled 10 = 10

    oh shit, this, with a better roll
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/27/10(Sat)02:23 No.8810954
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    These are the Space Police, the most ruthless agents of justice. No words will convince them that you aren't Spaceman of Futuron.

    Boston seems to be in one piece, though!
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)02:24 No.8810963
    rolled 3 = 3

    lol, that namefag may be a faggot but he's some great ideas, seconding this.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)02:26 No.8810983
    rolled 9 = 9

    just noticed what that thing on the right is, BENNIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/27/10(Sat)02:27 No.8811000
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    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)02:31 No.8811067




    also, nice get.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/27/10(Sat)02:33 No.8811092
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    Rom and Azimuth prove their worth once more, charging into battle against the Space Police!

    Your faithful robot Bennie has freed Boston Texas from his imprisonment! The starport is within sight!

    What do you do, Spaceman?
    >> What a Faggot !QF5oszRdpY 03/27/10(Sat)02:34 No.8811102
    rolled 5 = 5

    I forsee body parts entering low orbit, bracing for awesome.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)02:35 No.8811116
    rolled 5 = 5


    Enlist the help of innocent bystander!
    >> What a Faggot !QF5oszRdpY 03/27/10(Sat)02:35 No.8811120
    rolled 8 = 8

    TO THE SPACESHIP, we're too cool for New Jerusalem now that we've got imperial treasure and are being chased by intergalactic cops. So lets pile on, woo the sexy female police officer, and fly out.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)02:37 No.8811133
    Toss Boston a spare burner, and let's get out of here once the Space Police are taken down. We can go back to our spaceship and find somewhere to spend all our hard earned treasure.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)02:37 No.8811145
    rolled 12 = 12


    I meant

    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/27/10(Sat)02:42 No.8811197
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    The merciless Azimuth and Rom, against the mighty Space Police...

    You honestly don't know who will win...
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/27/10(Sat)02:44 No.8811208
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    "Spaceman, you old sand-skunk, I knew you'd get me out of there!"

    "You get to the spaceport- I've got plenty of places around here to hide out for a spell!"
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)02:45 No.8811219
    rolled 5 = 5

    Borrow the bystander's spear to create a diversion
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)02:47 No.8811241
    Alright, so here's the plan. Take down the Space Police, grab the lady cop, head to the spaceport, fly out somewhere to spend or hide the treasure, and wait for all this to blow over.
    >> What a Faggot !QF5oszRdpY 03/27/10(Sat)02:49 No.8811258
    rolled 2 = 2

    Catch ya later Tex, Space Team Awesome, lets ride!
    People of New Jerusalem, your hero needs a fan group to swarm him about now and cover his awesome teams escape to their ship in the starport!
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)02:49 No.8811265
    rolled 12 = 12

    Why do the epic ideas get the worst rolls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)02:50 No.8811281
    Because he doesn't pay tribute to the spirit of ADVENTURE!
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/27/10(Sat)02:52 No.8811297
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    Rom and Azimuth are holding their own, but the high-pitched squeal of police sirens draws louder!

    What will you do, Spaceman?
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)02:54 No.8811311
    >holding their own
    >reeling in pain on ground
    >being exploded into the air
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)02:55 No.8811319
    rolled 3 = 3

    Charge into the fray and attempt to steal one of the Policemen's Stun Batons!
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/27/10(Sat)02:55 No.8811321
    Azimuth's not reeling in pain, he's blocking the burner with his OTC.

    And Rom's just being Rom.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)02:55 No.8811329
    rolled 9 = 9



    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)02:56 No.8811338
    rolled 11 = 11

    You are misinterpreting that picture, Azimuth is diving down and reflecting a burner blast with his Orange Transparent Chainsaw, while Rom has just run up a wall back flipped off it and is going to fall down slashing with two hands the unfortunate officer below him cutting him cleanly in twain.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)02:56 No.8811340
    rolled 5 = 5

    Attempt to distract the Space Police by making hurtful comments about their donut eating habits.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)02:57 No.8811355
    There is a lightpole behind the space police. We must shoot it and create a hazard/distraction.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)02:58 No.8811370
    rolled 8 = 8

    Oh, rolling I guess.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)02:59 No.8811378
    rolled 9 = 9

    Set Bennie to Metal Fury Mode. Toss him into the midst of the battle. Pray for Rom and Azimuth's safety.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)02:59 No.8811382
    I make this request in the name of the spirit of ADVENTURE!

    Fire at the Space Police (careful not to hit Rom or Azumuth), and have Endman at the ready with the lasercannon for when reinforcements arrive.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)02:59 No.8811384
    rolled 7 = 7


    Shoot the space police's oxygen tanks!
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/27/10(Sat)03:00 No.8811392
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    The people of New Jerusalem are heedless of your troubles, and are more than willing to stand back and watch the spectacle.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)03:00 No.8811400
    rolled 7 = 7

    I apologize to the spirit of ADVENTURE for incorrectly inputting my dice command, and beg mercy and forgiveness!
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)03:03 No.8811427
    Holy tits this is awesome.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)03:03 No.8811428
    Second. Create distraction and CHEESE IT!

    To the Spacecraft!
    >> What a Faggot !QF5oszRdpY 03/27/10(Sat)03:03 No.8811431
    rolled 4 = 4

    Well in that case, Bennie METAL MAYHEM MODE ACTIVATE!!!!!!!!!!
    Azimuth, Rom stop playing with those officers and lets go, adventure awaits!
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/27/10(Sat)03:04 No.8811446
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    Fly true, friend!

    Roll a d12, please.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)03:04 No.8811458
    rolled 11 = 11

    >> What a Faggot !QF5oszRdpY 03/27/10(Sat)03:05 No.8811467
    rolled 4 = 4

    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)03:06 No.8811477
    Let us not forget the female cop in our haste! As an adventurer, we ALWAYS get the girl! It's in the Adventurer's Code!
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)03:07 No.8811482
    I find this song appropriate for this.

    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)03:11 No.8811524
    we need to install a rocket pack on Bennie, so we don't have to throw him everywhere
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/27/10(Sat)03:12 No.8811543
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    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)03:12 No.8811547
    rolled 8 = 8

    it's a good thing bennie is made out of some sort of lightanium or he would be a pain to throw around all the time like this
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/27/10(Sat)03:13 No.8811557
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    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)03:14 No.8811563
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    FUCK YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/27/10(Sat)03:14 No.8811566
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    You didn't know he had it in him!
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)03:14 No.8811569
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    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)03:17 No.8811582
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    Oh fuck, he has an OTC arm. Shit just got hyper-real.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)03:17 No.8811583
    I am so amazed and delighted that I have lost bowel control.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)03:17 No.8811584
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    >> AdMech guy 03/27/10(Sat)03:17 No.8811590
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    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)03:18 No.8811598
    rolled 5 = 5

    iceman looks surprised
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/27/10(Sat)03:19 No.8811601
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    Your robot seems to have the situation well in hand.

    What will you do, Spaceman?
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)03:20 No.8811614
    rolled 3 = 3

    Grab the loot, get to the ship.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)03:21 No.8811620
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    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)03:21 No.8811629
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    lol Azimuth, Obama would like to talk to you about a defense contract.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)03:23 No.8811639
    rolled 6 = 6

    Grab loot, Grab sexy female officer, Gather party before adventuring forth, Adventure somewhere thats not New Jerusalem.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)03:23 No.8811640
    Have Bennie cover our strategic withdrawal to the ship. We will load up, circle around, grab the girl, and get a LASER HOOK!
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)03:29 No.8811700
    rolled 10 = 10

    Set transcoder to remote operation mode.

    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/27/10(Sat)03:30 No.8811715
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    Treasure in hand, you escape to the starport!

    As you round the final corner and see the black blastproof durablate, a familiar voice calls to you...
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/27/10(Sat)03:31 No.8811722
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    "Spaceman of Futuron! Lay down your burner and surrender!"
    >> Crix !!RpOLjtsjwNS 03/27/10(Sat)03:33 No.8811743
    How did we get another hand?
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)03:34 No.8811746
    rolled 12 = 12

    We have a hastily made sling.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)03:34 No.8811747
    We looted it.
    >> Crix !!RpOLjtsjwNS 03/27/10(Sat)03:34 No.8811754
    rolled 11 = 11

    Look at him, he's got rookie eyes, we outnumber him.

    Threaten him
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)03:35 No.8811759
    rolled 7 = 7

    In the name of the spirit of ADVENTURE, I order you to let me buy you a drink.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)03:35 No.8811765
    rolled 6 = 6

    "Aren't you a little cute to be a Spacepolicewoman?"
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)03:36 No.8811767
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)03:36 No.8811772
    rolled 2 = 2

    Bend down to put down your burner, tell Endman to zap the burner out of the officers hands when you bend over. Stop Benniezilla before he gets any smooth ideas with that sexy light post. Woo the officer.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)03:36 No.8811778
    That one is a she. I think.
    >> Crix !!RpOLjtsjwNS 03/27/10(Sat)03:36 No.8811779
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)03:37 No.8811780
    rolled 1 = 1

    Make like you're going to drop your burner.

    Then shoot hers out of her hands.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)03:37 No.8811786
    rolled 5 = 5

    >she's got rookie eyes
    fix'd that for you
    then make her instantly fall in love
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/27/10(Sat)03:37 No.8811789
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    Despite your previous inclinations to the female Officer, you cannot help instinctively drawing your own burner!
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)03:38 No.8811798
    rolled 6 = 6

    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)03:39 No.8811807
    rolled 12 = 12

    seconding with a better role hopefully
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/27/10(Sat)03:39 No.8811813
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    You quickly remember that hand is just a sling, and with a loud *thunk* drop the cask and switch hands!
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)03:40 No.8811816
    Well, we do have a lot of treasure. Women like treasure, right?
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)03:43 No.8811840
    rolled 2 = 2

    The Space Police are a bastion of incorruptibility though! The only ways out of this are either violence or the use of our masculine wiles! Speaking of...

    Masculine Wiles roll!
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)03:44 No.8811849
    rolled 12 = 12

    You shouldn't hide such pretty eyes behind such an ugly visor.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)03:44 No.8811853
    rolled 12 = 12

    She knows deep down that she really loves us. She can't hide it. A life of adventure is just too amazing to pass up.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)03:48 No.8811899
    rolled 2 = 2

    "I'm not one to shoot a woman, especially not a woman of the law and... you know... especially not a woman of the law as gorgeous as yourself, but *er-hem* you, ah... You know what? I forgot where I was going with this. Would you like to join me on an adventure righting wrongs, finding treasure and seeing the galaxy? You won't have to fill out any paperwork on my ship!"
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/27/10(Sat)03:48 No.8811904
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    >> Crix !!RpOLjtsjwNS 03/27/10(Sat)03:49 No.8811909
    >two 2 rolls
    >two 12 rolls

    haha what
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/27/10(Sat)03:49 No.8811911
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    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/27/10(Sat)03:50 No.8811924
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    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/27/10(Sat)03:51 No.8811936
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    "You're wanted by the Empire for that treasure you're dragging. I can't let you leave."
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)03:54 No.8811968
    rolled 7 = 7

    Then why did she lower her weapon? Ah, I see what's going on. She's just playing hard to get, now.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)03:54 No.8811976
    rolled 10 = 10

    Oh, "the Empire" wants me, does she? Well, you'll have to catch me first.
    >> Crix !!RpOLjtsjwNS 03/27/10(Sat)03:55 No.8811980
    rolled 9 = 9

    IF you join us..

    You get full dental coverages.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)03:55 No.8811983
    rolled 6 = 6

    "You could place me under house arrest. Funnily enough, my house happens to be a spaceship."
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)03:55 No.8811989
    rolled 8 = 8

    "Then perhaps you should chase me onto that ship over there."
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/27/10(Sat)04:07 No.8812104
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    "You're not going anywhere, Spaceman!"

    Bounty hunters! Lured by the action of battle, they seek to claim you as their prize!

    "The rules've changed, Spaceman! The Emperor's nephew is offering a private bounty, dead or alive!"
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)04:07 No.8812111
    rolled 4 = 4

    "Look. I'm Spaceman. Hero of the Futuron people. I'm being chased halfway across the galaxy by the Empire, I've got a big, pissed off battle robot and three hardened veterans at my back, and while I may have lost an arm and the pain-haze may be clouding my vision, I'm still the best shot on Futuron and its three moons.

    On top of that, if you were wondering why your transcoder's anomaly detector was spiking, its because my ship is packing enough anti-matter to vaporize this entire city.

    So if you think I'm going to let one... really very attractive cop get in my way then well... you're wrong."
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/27/10(Sat)04:08 No.8812128
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    The Officer glowers as she readies a charge on her own burner. "A second bounty? That's completely illegal! Spaceman must be brought to trial!"
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/27/10(Sat)04:09 No.8812135
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    "Not according to the Emperor's nephew."

    "And if it is illegal..."
    >> Crix !!RpOLjtsjwNS 03/27/10(Sat)04:10 No.8812141
    rolled 4 = 4

    "Aha, you've fallen into my cunning trap, that cyborg is really one of my allies!"

    Then proceed to fire at them during the confusion.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)04:10 No.8812146
    rolled 7 = 7

    Oh tits, it's the Good-Time Gang. Well, you know what that means...TIME TO CALL UPON THE SPIRIT OF ADVENTURE!
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/27/10(Sat)04:10 No.8812151
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    "...we don't need the Space Police knowing about it."


    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)04:11 No.8812154
    OP is the greatest person in the world.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)04:11 No.8812159
    rolled 2 = 2

    Ah, Imperial justice never changes.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)04:12 No.8812162
    rolled 12 = 12

    "I totally agree, getting caught by them would be even more illegal...so lets go hop on my ship and discuss all the illegal things we could do to each other in the privacy of my captain's quarters. Onward, TO ADVENTURE!"
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)04:12 No.8812163
    rolled 12 = 12


    Flying tackle to get policewoman out of the way!
    >> Crix !!RpOLjtsjwNS 03/27/10(Sat)04:13 No.8812172
    What a cheater he's got a storm shield
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)04:13 No.8812176
    block the lazer with spaceman's severed hand, call up party and clear a path to the ship. Space cop will have to come with us if she wants justice served, and if she wants to live.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)04:13 No.8812177
    rolled 5 = 5

    Throw my burner in front of his gun so it explodes in his face. Then use the ensuing distraction to escape with the crew and police lady.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)04:13 No.8812178
    rolled 8 = 8

    Pull Ladycop out of the way. Show that man a new spectrum of pain with our burner, like a rainbow.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)04:14 No.8812185
    Bounty hunters? We don't need their scum.
    >> dice+1d12 Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)04:15 No.8812200
    Save the sexy officer!
    She will jump on our spacecock if we save her life by deflecting the bad-guy's laser with a shot of our own!
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)04:16 No.8812210
    Am I the only one who kind of wants to see this done as a full-fledged sci-fi action movie? Because I'd get the DVD. 20 of it. And watch it on 20 different TVs. At the same time. Synchronized so it's perfect.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)04:17 No.8812211
    me newfag can't dice
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)04:18 No.8812228
    rolled 11 = 11

    I am so retarded...
    or drunk
    >> What a Faggot !QF5oszRdpY 03/27/10(Sat)04:19 No.8812243
    rolled 2 = 2


    dice 1d12

    in the emailfield newfagbro

    Burn his burner out of his hand with our burner, look like a badass doing it, throw the burner at another merc, grab the space officerwoman with our good hand, it's clear that she is stressed out by the situation and we must think for here like a true spacegentleman.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/27/10(Sat)04:25 No.8812312
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    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/27/10(Sat)04:26 No.8812329
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    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/27/10(Sat)04:26 No.8812337
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    >> Free Microsoft Points Brandon 03/27/10(Sat)04:27 No.8812341
    >> dice 1d12 Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)04:28 No.8812353
    carry her to the space ship while the rest of the gang gives you covering fire, don't forget the treasure
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)04:29 No.8812368
    rolled 3 = 3

    >> Disasterbation !!7D6z0JTG1+/ 03/27/10(Sat)04:29 No.8812374
    rolled 10 = 10


    Cop a feel.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)04:30 No.8812385
    rolled 9 = 9

    That's hardly gentlemanly.
    >> What a Faggot !QF5oszRdpY 03/27/10(Sat)04:30 No.8812389
    rolled 12 = 12

    hush now, you are safe, burden yourself with thinking no longer as I can think for the both of us, instead, shoot the mercenaries as they are surely intending to commit many crimes in pursuit of us.
    Space Team Awesome, ASSEMBLE...on the ship!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    >> Crix !!RpOLjtsjwNS 03/27/10(Sat)04:31 No.8812390
    more like, feel a cop
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)04:31 No.8812393
    rolled 7 = 7


    The world will stop for your moment of romance!
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)04:31 No.8812396
    rolled 5 = 5

    spaceman is a gentleman.
    >> What a Faggot !QF5oszRdpY 03/27/10(Sat)04:32 No.8812399
    (carry her over your shoulder as you run i meant with her shooting the mercenaries as you dash off, with team in tow)
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)04:32 No.8812403

    I lol'd.

    Good job, guys. For once you saved the girl instead of trying to BE the girl.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)04:32 No.8812406
    rolled 8 = 8

    Oh that pun.
    Wink, smile, grab her blaster, and return fire!
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)04:32 No.8812408
    That's not very cinematic. Or for that matter, romantic.

    Get her up, and head out to the ship, burning bounty hunters all the way. Make sure that the treasure is grabbed.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/27/10(Sat)04:33 No.8812414
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    >> Disasterbation !!7D6z0JTG1+/ 03/27/10(Sat)04:33 No.8812426
    rolled 3 = 3


    I fail to see how the Spirit of ADVENTURE! can't involve boobs.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)04:34 No.8812435
    >> Disasterbation !!7D6z0JTG1+/ 03/27/10(Sat)04:34 No.8812439
    rolled 11 = 11


    has the guy in back got burner stilts, or something?
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)04:35 No.8812445
    rolled 2 = 2

    Iceman will use his laser chainsaw to deflect the burner bolts back at the bounty hunters.

    >> Crix !!RpOLjtsjwNS 03/27/10(Sat)04:35 No.8812449
    rolled 10 = 10

    Take out the jetpack fag first, he doesn't have heavy armor or a power shield
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)04:35 No.8812454
    rolled 9 = 9

    Yeah, it's time to leave.
    >> Crix !!RpOLjtsjwNS 03/27/10(Sat)04:37 No.8812468
    >implying boba fett died

    tee hee
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)04:38 No.8812480
    rolled 7 = 7

    the air tank on the fence would make a great flash bang to cover our escape.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/27/10(Sat)04:39 No.8812492
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    One of the bounty hunters is armed with a sleek rocket pack! Before your eyes he shoots into the gloomy sky and lands atop a piece of gridwork!

    He trains both his burners on Endman and fires charge after charge at the fearless Futuron!

    What do you do, Spaceman?
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)04:40 No.8812508
    rolled 10 = 10

    Is that a spare jet-pack I see?
    >> What a Faggot !QF5oszRdpY 03/27/10(Sat)04:41 No.8812516
    NOOOO, ENDMAN!!!!!!!
    LOOK OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    BENNIE, SAVE ENDMAN SOMEHOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)04:41 No.8812518
    rolled 4 = 4

    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)04:41 No.8812519
    rolled 1 = 1

    If so it is time to take the battle to the sky!
    >> Disasterbation !!7D6z0JTG1+/ 03/27/10(Sat)04:41 No.8812525
    rolled 9 = 9


    Call in Bennie, get him to throw Azimuth or Rom at the jetpack dude. Little role reversal.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)04:41 No.8812526
    rolled 2 = 2

    Turn over and blast the gridwork out from under his feet.
    >> What a Faggot !QF5oszRdpY 03/27/10(Sat)04:42 No.8812531
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    rolled 5 = 5

    forgot my roll
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)04:43 No.8812545
    rolled 2 = 2

    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/27/10(Sat)04:45 No.8812563
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    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)04:46 No.8812576
    rolled 7 = 7


    Throw the old bearded bystander in front of the burner blasts!
    >> Disasterbation !!7D6z0JTG1+/ 03/27/10(Sat)04:48 No.8812613
    rolled 9 = 9


    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)04:48 No.8812621
    Holy shit there's a space wizard, too! RUN FOR IT
    >> What a Faggot !QF5oszRdpY 03/27/10(Sat)04:49 No.8812630
    rolled 11 = 11

    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/27/10(Sat)04:49 No.8812634
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    Endman is struck by the burner and falls to the dirty street!

    But even a burner is not enough to defeat a Futuron! He snaps off a charge of his own, driving it through the rocket-man's helmet!
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)04:50 No.8812638
    rolled 3 = 3

    Futurons never die, use the cops burner to shoot at boba fett. hopefully endman's cop armor can take a hit or two.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)04:52 No.8812674
    rolled 5 = 5

    hop off the cop and go rescue endman, Futurons before imperials.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)04:52 No.8812675
    Is he in well enough condition to use his lasercannon?
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)04:55 No.8812712
    rolled 11 = 11

    Time to grab a nearby gun, promise to continue on with the cop later and return fire now?
    >> Disasterbation !!7D6z0JTG1+/ 03/27/10(Sat)04:55 No.8812714
    rolled 2 = 2

    Just get everyone the hell out of there, have Bennie charge through the bounty hunters from behind and follow him to the ship.

    A Futuron must not die in this squalid hellhole.
    >> What a Faggot !QF5oszRdpY 03/27/10(Sat)04:58 No.8812753
    rolled 12 = 12

    GET DO DAH CHOPPAH, Grab Endman and Unnamed officer female, then book it, let bennie clear the path while he is still in METALLIC MAYHEM MODE.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/27/10(Sat)04:59 No.8812768
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    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)04:59 No.8812769
    rolled 12 = 12

    priority is getting team to safety, use bennie as a distraction. do not forget treasure, or else we lose ice man and spaceknight.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)05:00 No.8812790
    rolled 3 = 3

    Rom needs to steal that energy shield.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/27/10(Sat)05:01 No.8812794
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    "No man of Futuron can be felled by a single charge! A hand, if you would, Spaceman, to right me again."
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)05:02 No.8812812
    rolled 11 = 11

    a hand? good because i only have one.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)05:02 No.8812814
    rolled 1 = 1

    Give that joker a hand up.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/27/10(Sat)05:08 No.8812886
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    As you and Endman remove your tattered disguises, Bennie returns, his battery nearly drained!
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/27/10(Sat)05:10 No.8812897
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    Rom raises his electro-sword and hefts one of the casks.

    "This is where we part, Spaceman."

    "Azimuth and I will take one cask, as payment. Fare well, Spaceman. You have many enemies."
    >> Disasterbation !!7D6z0JTG1+/ 03/27/10(Sat)05:11 No.8812913
    rolled 1 = 1


    Shoot them in the fucking head, that's your money!
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)05:11 No.8812914
    rolled 7 = 7

    Bid them good journeys, Time to pack up our booty and head off of this silly place.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)05:12 No.8812921
    rolled 11 = 11

    >> What a Faggot !QF5oszRdpY 03/27/10(Sat)05:13 No.8812924
    rolled 9 = 9

    Rom, Azimuth, take it easy, kick ass and know that Spaceman will always count you among his allies...for a price.
    Now mon cherie, you just aided and abetted an imperial criminal whatever will you do?
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)05:13 No.8812927
    rolled 12 = 12

    give them your number, then wish them luck, they're probably wanted now.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/27/10(Sat)05:14 No.8812933
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    Your burner seems to be drained...
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)05:16 No.8812952
    rolled 1 = 1

    Aw hell man. Time to pack up all the loot, and the space cop, and get out of here so you can reload/recharge and replace your hand.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)05:18 No.8812977
    rolled 10 = 10

    Search the bounty hunters for anything useful.
    >> Disasterbation !!7D6z0JTG1+/ 03/27/10(Sat)05:18 No.8812979
    rolled 6 = 6


    Aw nuts. Ask them what they intend to do with their share, I guess.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)05:18 No.8812982
    rolled 1 = 1

    check on space cop, she might have been wounded in the fight.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)05:19 No.8812984
    rolled 12 = 12


    Plug Rom and Iceman's spin-off series, Wednesdays at 7pm EST and an encore showing Saturdays at 5.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)05:19 No.8812987
    rolled 8 = 8

    hitting on spacecop seems impossible doesn't it?
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/27/10(Sat)05:20 No.8813000
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    "You're still wanted by the Imperial Court... but I'm sworn to see you there alive."

    "What the Emperor's nephew is doing is illegal- he's been taking hold of this sector for years. Most of the Space Police are already turned."
    >> What a Faggot !QF5oszRdpY 03/27/10(Sat)05:21 No.8813003
    rolled 4 = 4

    We must check on spacecop woman, she is an enemy of the state and inescapably enraptured with our heroics, then escort her to the ship. Also make sure Bennie and Endman are ok, they may have taken hits we didn't see.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)05:21 No.8813006
    rolled 7 = 7

    I dunno, rollin to hit on space cop.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/27/10(Sat)05:21 No.8813007
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    "If you'll help me try to bring him down..."
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/27/10(Sat)05:22 No.8813014
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    Is there anything else you wish do do before you leave New Jerusalem, Spaceman?
    >> What a Faggot !QF5oszRdpY 03/27/10(Sat)05:22 No.8813016
    rolled 6 = 6

    Then my dear, I'll submit to house arrest, on my ship. You must guard me, or I might try to escape.
    >> Disasterbation !!7D6z0JTG1+/ 03/27/10(Sat)05:22 No.8813018
    rolled 4 = 4


    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)05:23 No.8813028
    rolled 11 = 11


    Loot everything and get a laserhook?
    Also get sexy cop to come with us.
    >> What a Faggot !QF5oszRdpY 03/27/10(Sat)05:24 No.8813035
    rolled 11 = 11

    Recharge bennie, take the Jetpack guys Jetpack. Get spiffy sunglasses for everyone, even Bennie.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)05:25 No.8813054
    rolled 11 = 11


    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)05:27 No.8813067
    rolled 12 = 12

    jetpacks for everyone, loot mercs for all weapons, use pokedex thing to scan for anything unusual in the area, and charge benny. Convince spacecop to help you take down emperors nephew for the good of the galaxy.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)05:27 No.8813068
    fucking autosage! THIS IS AWESOME! IT SHOULD BE EXEMPT!
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/27/10(Sat)05:29 No.8813088
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    He won't be needing this anymore...
    >> What a Faggot !QF5oszRdpY 03/27/10(Sat)05:30 No.8813100
    rolled 9 = 9

    excellent now attach it to Bennie so we don't have to throw him at everything.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/27/10(Sat)05:31 No.8813115
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    Endman calls to you.

    >> What a Faggot !QF5oszRdpY 03/27/10(Sat)05:33 No.8813124
    rolled 5 = 5

    Eh, whats that Endman?
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)05:33 No.8813126
    rolled 2 = 2

    equip air tank on us, equip jet pack on robot.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)05:33 No.8813128
    Fuck yeah, Endman is the bro among bros.

    We need to get a new fist so we can brofist him.
    >> Disasterbation !!7D6z0JTG1+/ 03/27/10(Sat)05:33 No.8813130
    rolled 2 = 2


    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/27/10(Sat)05:34 No.8813134
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    "Someday you must tell me the tale of how you lost your old tank!"
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/27/10(Sat)05:34 No.8813145
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    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)05:35 No.8813152
    I'm gar for Endman.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)05:36 No.8813164
    Awesome parting shot. OP is my hero.
    >> What a Faggot !QF5oszRdpY 03/27/10(Sat)05:36 No.8813166
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    rolled 4 = 4

    Let's not forget our treasure,
    *Spaceman looks at Spacecop's ass*
    Can't have too much Booty...YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)05:38 No.8813183
    That was awesome
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/27/10(Sat)05:41 No.8813217
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    >> What a Faggot !QF5oszRdpY 03/27/10(Sat)05:44 No.8813240
    archived for eternal glory

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