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    65 KB Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/27/10(Sat)23:30 No.8827697  
    You are Spaceman of Futuron, adventurer without peer and scourge of the Empire.

    In the last week, you have escaped the wreckage of your sabotaged ship, bested a hostile planet and the bounty hunter Hodge LaRoque, and won your way off-planet in a stolen starship.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/27/10(Sat)23:30 No.8827709
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    In the ruthless city of New Jerusalem you reclaimed your bounty of stolen Imperial treasure with the aid of the fearless Endman of Futuron, Azimuth of the Ice Men, and the space knight Rom... treasure that has earned you an illegal Imperial bounty from the Emperor's nephew, calling for you dead or alive.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/27/10(Sat)23:31 No.8827729
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    Set upon by bounty hunters on your way off-planet, you rescued the beautiful Officer Clarke of the Space Police from certain death. In turn, you discovered that few, if any Space Police in the sector have not been swept up into the Imperial scion's conspiracy.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/27/10(Sat)23:33 No.8827747
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    Now, in this hidden asteroid base you prepare to undergo the cybernetic replacing of your hand - vaporized by a burner during the battle to retake your treasure.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/27/10(Sat)23:33 No.8827763
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    A hook will serve as a deadly weapon, and firmly cement your status as an outlaw beyond the fringe, though any vestige of humanity is lost with the placement of such a crude device.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/27/10(Sat)23:34 No.8827772
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    Endman is ever-willing to speak his mind:

    "We cannot tarry here, Spaceman. The Emperor's nephew will be scouring this region for you."
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)23:34 No.8827773
    rolled 10 = 10

    Spaceman should go with the cybernetic hand instead of the hook
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/27/10(Sat)23:34 No.8827777
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    What will you do, Spaceman?
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)23:35 No.8827783
    rolled 3 = 3


    Make hook related pun.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)23:35 No.8827792
    He's right. We got a map of space or something we can look at, find a place to hide?
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)23:36 No.8827797
    rolled 7 = 7

    hmmm... im actually thinking the robot hand
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/27/10(Sat)23:36 No.8827811
    A map, huh...

    Hang on a minute.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)23:37 No.8827815
    Robo hand

    Dual wield laser pistols
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)23:37 No.8827816
    hand not hook
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)23:37 No.8827824
    rolled 8 = 8


    Ask Officer Clarke for her opinion.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)23:38 No.8827835
    No laser hook?

    Just get a normal hand then.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)23:42 No.8827882
    Trade up for an orange transparent chainsaw.
    >> Disasterbation !!7D6z0JTG1+/ 03/27/10(Sat)23:43 No.8827899
    rolled 2 = 2

    Hook, hook, a thousand times hook.
    >> Lawful Dead 03/27/10(Sat)23:44 No.8827914
    rolled 7 = 7

    Get a hand.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/27/10(Sat)23:44 No.8827923
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    "The Emperor's nephew is on Regis Major..."
    >> Disasterbation !!7D6z0JTG1+/ 03/27/10(Sat)23:45 No.8827941
    rolled 3 = 3


    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)23:45 No.8827942
    Hmmm. Is that red dot where we are? If not, what is it?
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)23:47 No.8827964
    Fire this shit up. The Emperor's reach is long, we may need to risk Blacktrons to escape it.

    Head for that system in Blacktron space.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)23:47 No.8827965
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/27/10(Sat)23:49 No.8828002
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    With your glove on you can't even tell it's not real.
    >> Disasterbation !!7D6z0JTG1+/ 03/27/10(Sat)23:52 No.8828038
    rolled 12 = 12


    Does it have superstrength, good for deus ex machinas?
    >> Lawful Dead 03/27/10(Sat)23:53 No.8828042
    rolled 12 = 12

    Oh thank god. I'm all for avoiding the hell out of the emprah's space.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)23:53 No.8828044
    WE DO NOW.

    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)23:54 No.8828063
    Oooh, double critical.

    Anyway what do we know about blacktrons?
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/27/10(Sat)23:54 No.8828074
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    The red dot is indeed the asteroid base. Speaking of which...

    Your only currency is your cask of treasure, and for this hospitality you've already bartered away two gems that could buy continents. If there's anything else you'd like to get out of the proprietors...
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)23:55 No.8828084
    you fool, blacktron space is tantamount to suicide? this lego collection runs back to futuron- that means it will be the ultimate badass all-black uniform blacktrons, the most evil villains in the history of the space lego brand!
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)23:56 No.8828101
    Do they have an orange transparent chainsaw?

    I would also settle for a light saber.

    If neither, then I think we should hurry and get the fuck out of Emperor's space.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)23:56 No.8828102
    rolled 5 = 5

    Can we get links to the archives of the last threads? I missed the last bit of part 3.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)23:58 No.8828128
    I know, goddamnit, but we have NO CHOICE!
    >> Disasterbation !!7D6z0JTG1+/ 03/27/10(Sat)23:58 No.8828143
    rolled 11 = 11


    A third, cybernetic arm. With attached OTS/burner.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/28/10(Sun)00:00 No.8828180
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    Cruel masters of shadow and stealth technology!

    They wage ceaseless war against the Empire and all other dominions of Man! Fierce and enigmatic, they are known only to their victims!
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)00:02 No.8828213
    Oh. Well that sounds kind of bad. What's in the opposite direction? Going farther right in the map.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)00:02 No.8828214
    Yes, but imagine the GLORY! The RICHES! The WOMEN!

    To be the only man ever to survive Blacktron space? We'd be ROLLING in Space Bitches.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/28/10(Sun)00:02 No.8828215
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    Previous threads:



    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)00:02 No.8828225
    then they are the perfect allies... lets head into blacktron spacve! no one would follow us there
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)00:05 No.8828269
    Only known to their enemies? We have nothing to fear, then. Paint a sign on out ship saying "We cool."
    >> Disasterbation !!7D6z0JTG1+/ 03/28/10(Sun)00:06 No.8828278
    rolled 9 = 9


    They may be GRIMDARK, but they like money as much as the rest of us. Use the treasure to bribe your way through Blacktron space and barter for their services in taking the Emperor's scion down like a motherfucker.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)00:07 No.8828300
    We only have so much treasure you know, and I imagine the Blacktron would prefer to take what they want rather than bargain.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)00:08 No.8828305
    rolled 3 = 3


    Discuss options with Clarke and Endman.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)00:09 No.8828325
    barter or bribe for any sort of ship enhancing stealth technology.

    We'll go in low, under the radar. Try and piggyback an asteroid or something to mask our Sublight Drives.

    Or any kind of engine enhancers. If we DO meet blacktrons we need to be able to out run them.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)00:10 No.8828334
    forgot my roll
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)00:10 No.8828343
    rolled 6 = 6

    son of a bitch...
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/28/10(Sun)00:10 No.8828350
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    A brutal world, teeming with fierce life! Men ply riches from the planet while facing the constant menace of claw and fang!
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)00:11 No.8828371
    rolled 9 = 9

    Hell, between Blacktrons and Primitives I'll take primitives any day.
    >> Disasterbation !!7D6z0JTG1+/ 03/28/10(Sun)00:12 No.8828373
    rolled 8 = 8


    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)00:13 No.8828399
    No, I meant outside Empire space. To the right. I kind of had an idea what Oasis was. We could explore unknown worlds!
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)00:15 No.8828427
    rolled 1 = 1

    evens we go blackspace.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/28/10(Sun)00:17 No.8828447
    The area of New Jerusalem and Oasis is the fringe of the Empire. "Southwest" of New Jerusalem is the uncharted world you first crashed on.

    M-Tron space is said to be somewhere in the direction you are asking about.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)00:17 No.8828450
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)00:18 No.8828462
    Well I vote we explore there. We're wanted in Empire space and Blacktrons don't seem very inviting. Still get glory for exploran.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)00:20 No.8828491
    rolled 10 = 10

    We may be a peerless adventurer of unusual valor, but for all our courage, we are woefully underequipped to deal with either the scurilous Blacktrons nor the Empire and its elite forces.

    We must bolster our current wealth, build up our arsenal and our retinue and only then can we make our aims succesful.

    To Oasis!
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/28/10(Sun)00:22 No.8828507
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    Officer Clarke reminds you that if you aren't going to help her overthrow the Emperor's nephew she's going to leave and do it on her own.
    >> Disasterbation !!7D6z0JTG1+/ 03/28/10(Sun)00:22 No.8828514
    rolled 7 = 7


    Tame that dragon. Fit it with cybernetics that allow it to breathe in space. ADVENTURE ENSUES
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)00:23 No.8828529
    rolled 6 = 6

    Well, then.

    I say we buy some Blacktron technology, then head out to do some JUSTICE.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)00:24 No.8828535
    rolled 10 = 10

    Roll for persuasion.

    "Officer Clarke, you are but one woman against an army of thousands! You cannot hope to assassinate the Emperor's nephew alone!"
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)00:24 No.8828551
    Oh yeah. Well we're going to need some backup for that.

    We could spark a rebellion on Oasis, try to get the Blacktrons to cause some shit or explore for possible new allies.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)00:25 No.8828554
    rolled 4 = 4

    "but clarke, we need far more resources and manpower. if we ever hope to defeat the nephew we will need to build up our arsenal."
    >> Lawful Dead 03/28/10(Sun)00:26 No.8828570
    rolled 8 = 8

    We may find valuable allies on Oasis. We're not going to overthrow him with our current crew.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)00:26 No.8828573
    rolled 6 = 6


    >"Officer Clarke, you are but one woman against an army of thousands! You cannot hope to assassinate the Emperor's nephew alone!"

    "Come with me. We'll need allies and once we've amassed a fighting force to challenge even the Imperium we will thrown down the emperor's evil nephew."
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/28/10(Sun)00:26 No.8828578
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    Your current vehicle inventory consists of Hodge's Viper (and its antimatter warhead) and Clarke's own vessel.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)00:28 No.8828596
    Try to take Clarke's vehicle into Blacktron space and it'll get shot out of the sky before you can say "Adventure".
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)00:28 No.8828607
    rolled 3 = 3

    Time to cannibalize the ships to make a bigger ship!
    >> Disasterbation !!7D6z0JTG1+/ 03/28/10(Sun)00:30 No.8828622
    rolled 12 = 12


    This, with a better roll.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)00:30 No.8828623
    rolled 5 = 5

    Fuck yes!

    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/28/10(Sun)00:30 No.8828626
    This base doesn't have the equipment to do that.
    >> Lawful Dead 03/28/10(Sun)00:31 No.8828645
    rolled 10 = 10

    We should stick with Hodge's ship.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)00:31 No.8828650
    Would our ever so useful robot buddy have it?
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)00:32 No.8828660
    rolled 2 = 2

    In that case stock up on supplies and fuel, explosives if they got 'em, then pile into the ships and head for Oasis.

    Clarke in her little stub fighter and Endman in our ship with us.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)00:32 No.8828667
    rolled 6 = 6

    hide clarke's ship on oasis, adventure in hodge's
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)00:32 No.8828670
    rolled 2 = 2

    Consult the transcoder to find Oasis' best exports and ask the locals if they have any equipment that would be useful for obtaining said exports.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)00:34 No.8828690
    rolled 5 = 5

    Does this place have an extra ship, for Endman?
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)00:34 No.8828704
    rolled 10 = 10

    Well then. time to get some supplies (ammo, weapons, armor?) and go to Oasis. It is a better tactical location for a strike to the Emperors Nephew than out in the middle of space, and we can possibly get some backup there too.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)00:35 No.8828712
    rolled 11 = 11

    Also, how bulky is the treasure? Is it, like, in big crates? Because if so I vote we stash it on an asteroid somewhere except for some easy to carry gems/bars. Then we load up on weapons and ammo and hit Oasis. Us in Hodge's ship with Clarke as wingman.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/28/10(Sun)00:35 No.8828717
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    Unfortunately no.

    And speaking of Bennie... he informs you that the mysterious circuit you tripped in New Jerusalem has not come back on-line yet.
    >> Lawful Dead 03/28/10(Sun)00:37 No.8828755
    rolled 6 = 6

    Ask him if you can look him over for it. We need to find out what happened.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/28/10(Sun)00:38 No.8828759
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    The cask is large enough that two of you must carry it (though Bennie can carry it by himself).

    As for your ships...

    The Viper can carry three humans, or two humans and Bennie.

    Clarke's ship can carry two people (in cramped quarters) in the flight compartment, and if need be one more in cryostorage in the prisoner compartment.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)00:40 No.8828786
    rolled 7 = 7

    See if we can use our bargaining power to score an extra ship for Endman to use. A good one.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)00:40 No.8828792
    rolled 8 = 8

    Hold on now, we have an inside woman, we must ask her what the Emperors nephew has at his disposal. That way we can plan to counter it.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)00:40 No.8828793
    rolled 10 = 10

    Who are the best pilots out of Us, Clarke, and Endman?

    Who is the best in a firefight?
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)00:40 No.8828795
    rolled 7 = 7


    >>Clarke's ship can carry two people (in cramped quarters)

    Ride with Clarke to Oasis. Endman and Benny can follow in the Viper.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/28/10(Sun)00:41 No.8828808
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    You can't seem to find the cause...
    >> Cr9 !PLAN9M8Wsc 03/28/10(Sun)00:41 No.8828810
    rolled 11 = 11

    Oh, you know how this has to go down. Persuade Clark to take her ship with her, and let Endman and Bennie take the Viper. And we need to get to Oasis, double-quick.
    >> Disasterbation !!7D6z0JTG1+/ 03/28/10(Sun)00:42 No.8828816
    rolled 8 = 8


    This guy has the right idea.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)00:43 No.8828824
    This guy rolled it better.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/28/10(Sun)00:44 No.8828835
    >Who are the best pilots out of Us, Clarke, and Endman?
    Endman professes that he is better at fighting that flying. Clarke, like all of the fearsome Space Police, is an ace pilot. You... you are Spaceman!

    >Who is the best in a firefight?
    Emperor knows who would win in a fight between the three of you.
    >> Cr9 !PLAN9M8Wsc 03/28/10(Sun)00:45 No.8828847
    rolled 5 = 5

    Alright, well. Much as we'd love to go with Clarke, there's no telling what we'll run into between here and Oasis. Endman can go with Clarke, he's a bro and won't make any moves on her. We'll take Bennie in the Viper.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/28/10(Sun)00:46 No.8828870
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    "Any reason you and Endman can't fly out of here the same way we flew in?"
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)00:48 No.8828896
    rolled 1 = 1

    Agreed. We need the best pilots in the ships. But I'd say Us and Endman in the stub fighter and Clarke in the Hodges.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)00:48 No.8828900
    rolled 11 = 11

    "Well, I figure if we're all on the same team, we need to all get to know each other!"
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)00:49 No.8828908
    Sweet victory. That space ass is as good as ours.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)00:50 No.8828922
    rolled 9 = 9


    You may be pretty, but papa Spaceman told me not to trust pretty girls. You're still Space Police - Endman will make sure you're not setting us up for a trap. If you're really on our side you've got nothing to worry about!
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/28/10(Sun)00:51 No.8828942
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    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)00:52 No.8828952
    rolled 10 = 10

    "Suit up lads. We're moving out."
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)00:52 No.8828958
    Oh, how I lol'd.
    >> Cr9 !PLAN9M8Wsc 03/28/10(Sun)00:54 No.8828973
    ... did it work? They're always fucking smiling, I'm so confused.
    >> Lawful Dead 03/28/10(Sun)00:54 No.8828984
    rolled 10 = 10

    That's the joke.
    >> Golden Neckbeard !!MA40nsGlj/I 03/28/10(Sun)00:55 No.8829010
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    Normally quest threads bore me.

    This, however, is BRILLIANT.

    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/28/10(Sun)00:56 No.8829026
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    So who's snapping down where?
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)00:57 No.8829045
    rolled 7 = 7

    Endman and Clarke in the police fighter with Clarke piloting, Us and Benny in the Hodges.
    >> Cr9 !PLAN9M8Wsc 03/28/10(Sun)00:58 No.8829062
    So right. And it's not just a good thread for the pictures, either; the writing is amazing. It's the slightly cheesy plots and names of the Lego brought to life.
    >> Cr9 !PLAN9M8Wsc 03/28/10(Sun)00:59 No.8829080
    rolled 6 = 6

    This, fuck it, we'll hit on her some other time. Just make sure Endman knows we called that shit.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)00:59 No.8829091
    rolled 10 = 10

    Police Plane:

    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)01:00 No.8829097
    rolled 6 = 6

    Us and the space cop.

    Trust me on this one.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)01:00 No.8829099
    He rolled higher. Take this. TAKE THIS.
    >> Golden Neckbeard !!MA40nsGlj/I 03/28/10(Sun)01:02 No.8829141
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    >slightly cheesy


    ...pulp is awesome, and Lego's weird pseudo-friendly take on it is also awesome. Thank god some crazy Danes decided to bring it to children of the 80s and 90s.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/28/10(Sun)01:04 No.8829173
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    "You're needed elsewhere, Spaceman."
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)01:04 No.8829176
    rolled 12 = 12


    Stop using up the image limit dammit.
    >> Lawful Dead 03/28/10(Sun)01:05 No.8829186
    rolled 9 = 9

    "No, I'm not. I can ride with you."
    Charisma GO!!!
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/28/10(Sun)01:05 No.8829190
    Could I ask you to turn the avatars off so we don't hit the image limit in this thread?
    >> Golden Neckbeard !!MA40nsGlj/I 03/28/10(Sun)01:05 No.8829191

    Normally I'd post innocent.jpg or trollface.jpg, but in this thread you have a point.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)01:05 No.8829194
    Well put Benny in with her and let's go to Oasis.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)01:06 No.8829216
    rolled 10 = 10

    Well, alright. Best not press the issue and lose our gentlemanly charm.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/28/10(Sun)01:07 No.8829250
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    >> Golden Neckbeard !!MA40nsGlj/I 03/28/10(Sun)01:09 No.8829285

    "See you on the other side."
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)01:10 No.8829302
    rolled 8 = 8

    Do a backflip.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)01:11 No.8829312
    rolled 5 = 5


    Into the Viper!
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)01:11 No.8829319
    rolled 6 = 6

    >> Disasterbation !!7D6z0JTG1+/ 03/28/10(Sun)01:12 No.8829323
    rolled 6 = 6


    That's a coy smile, right there. You're so in.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)01:13 No.8829345
    rolled 1 = 1

    Well fuck. Time to start up the ship and do some piloting.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/28/10(Sun)01:13 No.8829349
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    Any plans besides "Land and conquer?"
    >> Cr9 !PLAN9M8Wsc 03/28/10(Sun)01:14 No.8829365
    Oh, yeah. You see her? That shit's ours.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)01:14 No.8829366
    rolled 12 = 12


    "Look good while doing it"
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)01:14 No.8829369
    rolled 7 = 7

    Maybe if we assumed the captains chair and powered up the engines it would work better.

    Also we are going to need benny, the loot, and extra weapons on the ship.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)01:14 No.8829374
    rolled 12 = 12

    Do so stealthily. We'll land, infiltrate and try to get some back up.
    >> Golden Neckbeard !!MA40nsGlj/I 03/28/10(Sun)01:15 No.8829381

    Orbital scan if possible, atmospheric search pattern if not.

    Looking for:

    1. Anything suspicious... ...ly awesome!
    3. HOODLUMS, either to avoid cunningly or to TROUNCE depending on our mood.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)01:15 No.8829383
    rolled 11 = 11

    Double crit, cool.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/28/10(Sun)01:16 No.8829396
    Bennie, the ultracannon, your burner and transcoder are all safely tucked into the Viper.
    >> Disasterbation !!7D6z0JTG1+/ 03/28/10(Sun)01:20 No.8829477
    rolled 2 = 2

    Did we get the jetpack from that bounty hunter back on NJ?
    >> Cr9 !PLAN9M8Wsc 03/28/10(Sun)01:22 No.8829510
    Oh, we have oxygen tanks right? Our last one...
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/28/10(Sun)01:24 No.8829552
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    Using your well-honed cunning, you slip past Imperial patrols, pirates, and worse and touch down on Oasis' damp soil. The humid air causes your suits' recyclers to kick into high gear.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)01:25 No.8829561
    Oh he flies threw space with the greatest of ease,
    The daring young Futuron and his unmatched expertise;
    His actions are graceful, all girls he does please.
    Do not worry, he will save the day~
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/28/10(Sun)01:25 No.8829565
    You have both the bounty hunter's rocket pack and a new set of oxygen recycling tanks.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)01:26 No.8829571
    rolled 11 = 11

    Dismounting Time
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)01:26 No.8829575
    rolled 10 = 10

    Alright. Try to find nearest local civilisation.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)01:27 No.8829594
    rolled 2 = 2

    Scan the surrounding area for anything of value. Any settled areas or high technology we can use.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)01:27 No.8829602
    rolled 5 = 5


    Do we have anything that we can use to make us more inconspicuous? Civilian clothing or cloaks that we could throw over our combat gear?
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/28/10(Sun)01:30 No.8829645
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    Your transcoder detects a large amount of technological emissions to the west. Probably a mining colony...
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/28/10(Sun)01:31 No.8829664

    Roll it.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)01:32 No.8829679
    rolled 6 = 6

    "All right people, let's move out. Stay alert but don't fire unless fired upon. I don't wanna start a feud by frying someone's uncle Jimmy."
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)01:33 No.8829685
    rolled 4 = 4

    Rollan for disguisan.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)01:33 No.8829695
    rolled 7 = 7

    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)01:33 No.8829699
    rolled 2 = 2

    Ask Officer Clarke if the Emperors Nephew (wtf is his name anyway?) has any supporters or detractors on this planet. It will let us map out who to attack and who to try and get help from.

    We should have done that before coming but whatever.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/28/10(Sun)01:39 No.8829773
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    High Lord Bryston Spruesworth the Third, Heir to Pennymarshal Estates and sovereign of Regis Major!
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)01:41 No.8829807
    rolled 9 = 9

    Oh, a pretty boy, is he.

    We'll show him a real man.

    Not just a real man, a SPACEman.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)01:42 No.8829823
    rolled 10 = 10

    We should try to get Clarke to dress up in something skimpy and try to seduce him.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/28/10(Sun)01:42 No.8829825
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    "I don't know anything about this place- I've never been this far out on the Fringe before."

    "As for disguises... I have these."
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)01:43 No.8829834
    rolled 3 = 3

    Wear both. Yourself.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)01:44 No.8829844
    Well I didn't know she was into that kind of thing.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)01:44 No.8829856
    rolled 1 = 1

    Does our tricorder have any useful information about the geopolitical situation of the planet?
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/28/10(Sun)01:45 No.8829871
    Nothing you don't already know.

    Miners, wildlife.

    Speaking of which, roll a d12, please.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)01:46 No.8829880
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)01:46 No.8829881
    rolled 10 = 10

    Are the Space Police aligned with the Emperor?

    And do we know where Lord Spruceworth's loyalties lie?

    Until we know the lay of the land we should move in on foot incognito and try and integrate ourselves with the indigenous populations. It's often easier to pick up rumors closer to the ground. We can present ourselves to his court later if we find it expedient.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)01:46 No.8829882
    rolled 5 = 5

    Oh snaps, rollan.
    >> Cr9 !PLAN9M8Wsc 03/28/10(Sun)01:46 No.8829885
    rolled 8 = 8

    >> Lawful Dead 03/28/10(Sun)01:46 No.8829886
    rolled 2 = 2

    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)01:46 No.8829891
    rolled 11 = 11

    In the spirit of ADVENTURE, may our dice roll true!
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)01:46 No.8829893
    rolled 8 = 8

    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)01:48 No.8829917
    I'm telling you, guys, it works.
    >> Lawful Dead 03/28/10(Sun)01:50 No.8829950
    rolled 7 = 7

    G-God damn it, you're right.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/28/10(Sun)01:52 No.8829984
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    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/28/10(Sun)01:53 No.8830000
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    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/28/10(Sun)01:54 No.8830013
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    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)01:54 No.8830015
    rolled 8 = 8

    Endman stop!!!
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/28/10(Sun)01:54 No.8830024
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    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)01:55 No.8830034
    rolled 8 = 8


    Don't look now, but I think we may be having a random encounter.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)01:55 No.8830038
    Where the hell did Endman get a delicious beverage?

    Does that cryostasis pod have a minifridge or something?
    >> Disasterbation !!7D6z0JTG1+/ 03/28/10(Sun)01:55 No.8830039
    rolled 9 = 9


    It's that fucking dragon! Burners free!
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)01:55 No.8830047
    rolled 5 = 5

    throw benny at dragon, we want it alive.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)01:56 No.8830062
    Jump onto dragons neck, wrestle into ground. rollin
    >> Cr9 !PLAN9M8Wsc 03/28/10(Sun)01:57 No.8830080
    rolled 9 = 9

    Time to test the new hand. Grapple that sonuvabitch.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)01:57 No.8830083
    rolled 8 = 8

    whoops, heres roll
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)01:57 No.8830085
    rolled 8 = 8


    Get it's attention and have Benny Secretly get the heavy guns out of the ship.

    It may want to talk, it may want to eat us. But either way we got to be prepared.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)01:58 No.8830113
    rolled 4 = 4

    beastride that dragon into submission!
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)01:59 No.8830133
    rolled 6 = 6

    stand perfectly still... they see by movement...
    >> Disasterbation !!7D6z0JTG1+/ 03/28/10(Sun)02:02 No.8830189
    rolled 6 = 6


    Naw, you're thinking of hookers.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/28/10(Sun)02:02 No.8830195
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    The beast lets loose with searing beams of heat from its eyes, matching your burners in their intensity!

    Roll a d12 for yourself and Clarke, and two for Endman.
    >> Cr9 !PLAN9M8Wsc 03/28/10(Sun)02:03 No.8830214
    rolled 9, 8, 9 = 26

    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)02:03 No.8830219
    rolled 10, 8, 2, 11 = 31

    In the name of the spirit of ADVENTURE, we shall not fail!
    >> Cr9 !PLAN9M8Wsc 03/28/10(Sun)02:04 No.8830235
    Whoops, forgot one. But 9, 8, 9 10 as the first 4.

    Oh, yes. OH YES.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)02:04 No.8830242
    rolled 6 = 6

    rollin for robot to do something useful
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)02:05 No.8830254
    rolled 1, 9, 12, 1 = 23

    Go for they eyes Benny!
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)02:05 No.8830258
    rolled 2, 6, 2, 5 = 15

    in order
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)02:06 No.8830274
    rolled 4, 2, 6, 5 = 17

    rollin to help
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)02:06 No.8830276
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/28/10(Sun)02:06 No.8830280
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    You blast away, sending charge after charge into the monster, but it matches your every attack!

    Suddenly, Endman snaps a charge directly into the beast's sight, and bores a hole through its skull!
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)02:07 No.8830292
    I knew we could count on you, Endman!
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)02:07 No.8830306
    rolled 1, 9, 5, 4 = 19

    Endmans a boss!
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/28/10(Sun)02:08 No.8830324
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    "Ho, Spaceman!"

    "No beast shall ever best a man of Futuron!"
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)02:09 No.8830333
    When we get the chance, we should get that thing stuffed and mounted.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)02:10 No.8830353
    Endman is beyond cool. And we just... MET THIS GUY. On the street.

    I'm in love. Forget Officer Buzzkill.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)02:10 No.8830354
    rolled 5 = 5

    When we get the chance we should turn that thing into a cyborg.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)02:12 No.8830381
    rolled 4 = 4


    Construct shelter from dead beast.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/28/10(Sun)02:12 No.8830387
    Why do you think I gave that fanservice at the beginning of this thread :P
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)02:13 No.8830401
    rolled 10 = 10

    I believe it is time to carry the carcass of the dead beast into the mining camp. That way we can impress the locals.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)02:14 No.8830407
    rolled 1 = 1

    rolling for more tasteful nudity
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)02:14 No.8830411
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)02:15 No.8830416
    rolled 3 = 3

    Damn It Matt!!!
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)02:16 No.8830435
    im actually going to cry......

    yeah yeah...

    screw you ryan
    >> Cr9 !PLAN9M8Wsc 03/28/10(Sun)02:17 No.8830454
    rolled 3 = 3

    God fucking dammit. How about tasteless?
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/28/10(Sun)02:18 No.8830466
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    Conveniently enough, Clarke has a hoversled in her ship.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)02:19 No.8830477
    We shall bring the beast to town and flaunt our glory and power, in search of equipment.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)02:19 No.8830478
    High-five Endman.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)02:19 No.8830486
    rolled 2 = 2


    Ride hoversled like a mechanical bull.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)02:20 No.8830490
    Give Bennie the laser cannon and have him keep the ships safe from any more dragons.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/28/10(Sun)02:20 No.8830496
    What are you bringing with you?
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)02:21 No.8830502
    rolled 5 = 5

    Check our computer to see if there's any data on the thing we just killed, and if any parts of it are useful or valuable.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)02:21 No.8830508
    Make Bennie carry the ultracannon with us. It might come in handy.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)02:22 No.8830521
    rolled 5 = 5

    Clarke, Endman, and Spaceman. Also we will bring all weapons except the cannon which benny will use in guarding the ships, also equip the jetpack on Clarke.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/28/10(Sun)02:23 No.8830524
    Is Bennie coming or staying?
    >> Disasterbation !!7D6z0JTG1+/ 03/28/10(Sun)02:23 No.8830533
    rolled 10 = 10


    Leave him, someone has to watch the ships.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)02:24 No.8830548
    rolled 11 = 11

    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)02:24 No.8830550
    On top of this, set the ships to autopilot into low orbit. We don't want them getting slagged by dragons while we're away.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)02:25 No.8830555
    But we are Spaceman, if anyone should be flying it is us!
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/28/10(Sun)02:28 No.8830606
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    The three of you set off, leaving Bennie with the ultracannon to ward off threats to the ships.

    Your destination is murky, the land between unknown and teeming with monsters. An illegal bounty still lies on your head, drawing anyone with the care to kill you.

    Among this you have forged a crew and pressed onward, to adventure and glory!
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/28/10(Sun)02:28 No.8830613
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    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)02:29 No.8830632
    Oh snaps, Clarke is eyeing Endman.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)02:30 No.8830638
    Once again, a great thread, OP.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)02:31 No.8830647
    Plus, he DID ride with her instead of us...Hm...
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)02:31 No.8830650
    rolled 5 = 5

    thank you op. :)
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)02:32 No.8830655

    While Spaceman cops a face full of dragon ass.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)02:32 No.8830667
    He is also totally showing us up in combat with twin burner style
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/28/10(Sun)02:34 No.8830702
    Oh god, all this paranoia

    She's not looking at Endman, she's looking at the camera!
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)02:35 No.8830707
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)02:35 No.8830712
    rolled 8 = 8

    exactly, geesh, what's with all the othello going on in here?
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)02:37 No.8830739
    Do we even know what our skills are?

    Or did I miss that part?
    >> Disasterbation !!7D6z0JTG1+/ 03/28/10(Sun)02:39 No.8830781
    rolled 11 = 11


    Hey man, we worked long and hard to get into Clarke's pants, diving to save her from Burner shots and all.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)02:47 No.8830893
    We don't have a list of what exactly we can do, but from what we've gathered:

    Weapon: Burner
    Weapons: Throwing
    Use Device: Transcoder
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)02:50 No.8830943
    Oh, and given that we could still fight on as bravely and capably as any good, just warrior of Futuron despite having our hand shot off, I'd say we have some kind of Feel No Pain feat, while Endman was the Dual Burners feat.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/28/10(Sun)02:50 No.8830944
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    >Skills in Lego Quest
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)02:55 No.8831009
    Skill in the traditional usage, not gamer usage.

    I.E.: "What does a Spaceman do?"
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/28/10(Sun)03:08 No.8831133
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    Well in that case, have some tasteful nudity.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)03:10 No.8831168
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    OP, I love you so much I made you this.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/28/10(Sun)03:15 No.8831222

    ...But it's Snarklemas.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)03:16 No.8831239
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    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)03:17 No.8831244
    But seriously, great thread.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)03:18 No.8831257
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    There you go. Sorry, barely conscious.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/28/10(Sun)03:19 No.8831271
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)11:43 No.8835956
    bumping for the morning crowd
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)16:32 No.8840193
    Bump for the afternoon crowd

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