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  • File : 1269824891.jpg-(65 KB, 800x600, Spaceman.jpg)
    65 KB Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/28/10(Sun)21:08 No.8845731  
    You are Spaceman of Futuron, adventurer without peer and scourge of the Empire.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/28/10(Sun)21:08 No.8845748
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    Having lost and regained your treasure stolen from the vault of the Emperor's nephew, you escaped the lawless city of New Jerusalem with the fearless Endman of Futuron.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/28/10(Sun)21:09 No.8845763
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    Attacked by bounty hunters at the starport gates, you discovered a second, illegal bounty had been placed on your head by High Lord Spruesworth, nephew of the Emperor and ruler of this sector.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)21:09 No.8845764
    Do I get an orange chainsaw?
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)21:09 No.8845770
    Feel awesome.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/28/10(Sun)21:10 No.8845778
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    During the fray you rescued the beautiful Officer Clarke of the Space Police and learned that few - if any - Space Police have not yet been corrupted by Spruesworth's influence.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/28/10(Sun)21:11 No.8845802
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    Now wanted dead or alive, with a seemingly endless stream of bounty hunters on your tail, the three of you have joined forces to bring down Spruesworth's corrupt regime.

    You fled first to an asteroid base to replace your lost hand with a cybernetic version, then to the verdant hell of Oasis in search of more allies.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/28/10(Sun)21:12 No.8845823
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    Endman offers his council:

    "Even if the men of Oasis are not loyal to High Lord Spruesworth, they may still be deadly to us. Such a place as this breeds suspicious minds and careful action."
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/28/10(Sun)21:13 No.8845842
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    Roll a d12 and link to this post, please.

     
    Past threads are here:

    http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/8780479
    http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/8785707
    http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/8808646
    http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/8827697
    >> Cr9 !PLAN9M8Wsc 03/28/10(Sun)21:13 No.8845843
    rolled 8 = 8

    So, we scanned for nearby settlments and found one last time, right?

    If my memory is being faulty, let's scan for nearby places.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)21:14 No.8845865
    rolled 7 = 7

    >>8845842
    Hyup.
    >> Firstquest 03/28/10(Sun)21:18 No.8845931
    rolled 10 = 10

    >>8845842
    This quest is for MEN. MANLY SPACEMEN.
    Great idea and great job Op.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/28/10(Sun)21:18 No.8845932
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    >>8845865

    Scavengers!

    Drawn by the scent of death, they seek to make a meal of your trophy... and you!

    What will you do, Spaceman?
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/28/10(Sun)21:20 No.8845976
    >>8845843
    Yes, you are heading in the direction of what you assume is a mining colony.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)21:21 No.8845979
    rolled 3 = 3

    >>8845932
    Roll for diplomacy on the non-sentient creatures. Try to convince them that you are their god. Wave your arms around for effect.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/28/10(Sun)21:24 No.8846049
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    >>8845979
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/28/10(Sun)21:25 No.8846058
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    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/28/10(Sun)21:25 No.8846071
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    Roll a d12, please.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)21:25 No.8846072
    rolled 3 = 3

    >>8845842
    For Adventure! For Futuron!
    >> Cr9 !PLAN9M8Wsc 03/28/10(Sun)21:26 No.8846090
    rolled 10 = 10

    >>8846071
    Fucking diplomacy rolls!

    FOR ADVENTURE! FOR FUTURON!
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/28/10(Sun)21:32 No.8846170
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    >>8846090

    *FRZAP*

    You quickly pull out your burner and vaporize the creature's insides, leaving it nothing but a steaming exoskeleton!

    Roll a d12, please.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)21:33 No.8846190
    rolled 4 = 4

    >>8846170
    Shazam! Let's kill these indigineous lifeforms like REAL men!
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/28/10(Sun)21:40 No.8846315
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    >>8846190
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)21:41 No.8846329
    rolled 10 = 10

    >>8846315
    EVERYBODY OUT OF THE POOL
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/28/10(Sun)21:41 No.8846332
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    Roll a d12 for each character, please.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)21:43 No.8846354
    rolled 4 = 4

    >>8846315
    ...That's a shark. Without a face.

    Skullfuck it.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)21:43 No.8846357
    rolled 2 = 2

    >>8846332
    Rollin' for Blue guy
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)21:44 No.8846375
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    I love Lego Quest! My day is complete.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)21:44 No.8846379
    rolled 7 = 7

    >>8846332
    For Clarke
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)21:44 No.8846381
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    >>8846357

    Ah jeez...
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)21:45 No.8846391
    rolled 4 = 4

    >>8846332
    Oh god, rollan for Spaceman.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)21:45 No.8846401
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    >>8846354
    >>8846357
    >>8846391
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)21:46 No.8846410
    >>8846357
    BLUE GUY!? That is ENDMAN.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)21:46 No.8846412
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    >>8846381
    >>8846401
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)21:47 No.8846429
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    rolled 8 = 8

    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)21:48 No.8846450
    rolled 12 = 12

    >>8846381
    >>8846401
    >>8846412
    >>8846429
    You fuckfaces! Stop chewing up the image limit!
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)21:48 No.8846453
    rolled 8 = 8

    >>8846429
    Woo highest roll so far. Now for Endman
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)21:49 No.8846454
    Guys, stop using the image limit for reactionfaces instead of LEGO MANLINESS.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)21:49 No.8846464
    rolled 4 = 4

    So are we just gonna keep rolling or what?
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/28/10(Sun)21:50 No.8846467
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    Endman rushes to your aid, but an unseen scavenger leaps from the giant carcass at him!

    "Confounded thing! Away with you!"
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/28/10(Sun)21:50 No.8846475
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    "Hold still!"
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/28/10(Sun)21:51 No.8846491
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    ...

    Roll a d12, please.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)21:53 No.8846515
    rolled 11 = 11

    >>8846491
    FOR ADVENTURE!
    FOR FUTUROOOOOOOON!
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)21:53 No.8846522
    rolled 8 = 8

    uhhh
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)21:56 No.8846573
    rolled 9 = 9

    >>8846491
    Making Life Flashing Before Eyes roll.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)21:57 No.8846593
    >>8846491
    Wrastle the shark-thing to dry land.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/28/10(Sun)21:58 No.8846599
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    >>8846515

    *KSHHHHHH!*

    You burst forth from the stagnant water, thrusting the piscine monster out onto the land!
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)21:58 No.8846605
    rolled 6 = 6

    >>8846593
    Forgot the roll.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)21:59 No.8846620
    >>8846599

    FUCK YEAR
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)22:00 No.8846626
    rolled 12 = 12

    >>8846599
    Now let's show it what it means to mess with Spaceman of Futuron. Roll to bare-hands strangle that sonuvabitch!
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)22:02 No.8846659
    rolled 10 = 10

    >>8846599
    Reach into the foul beast's maw and pull its cold, black heart free from its rib cage clenched in the cold grip of your cybernetic hand!
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)22:04 No.8846697
    >>8846626

    wait, wait

    do sharks have necks
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)22:06 No.8846719
    rolled 6 = 6

    >>8846697
    We rolled a 12.

    If it didn't have a neck, it has one now.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/28/10(Sun)22:08 No.8846762
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    >>8846626
    >>8846659

    With a roar of righteous rage and a clench of your cybernetic hand, you tear the beast apart in a spray of gore!
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)22:10 No.8846783
    rolled 12 = 12

    >>8846762
    That sure is some flat gore there.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/28/10(Sun)22:11 No.8846808
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    Meanwhile, Clarke's attention is on other matters:

    "Spaceman, look!"
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/28/10(Sun)22:13 No.8846827
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    Predators! For every creature you best, something else rises to claim its place!

    On the fierce world of Oasis, there can be no rest!
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)22:13 No.8846832
    rolled 6 = 6

    >>8846808
    Whatever it is, whatever it's doing, burn it first, ask questions later.
    >> What a Faggot !QF5oszRdpY 03/28/10(Sun)22:14 No.8846852
    rolled 8 = 8

    >>8846827
    Kill the land sawfish!!!!
    Kill it with burners!!!!!
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)22:15 No.8846857
    rolled 12 = 12

    >>8846827
    Drop a tree on 'em.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)22:15 No.8846866
    rolled 2 = 2

    >>8846827
    Set Burners to Aerosolize and then FIRE AT WILL!
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/28/10(Sun)22:20 No.8846971
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    >>8846857
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)22:22 No.8846993
    rolled 4 = 4

    Do these creatures not have instincts that know a TRUE BADASS SPACEMAN when they see one!? Get to helping them gain a new respect for you!
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/28/10(Sun)22:22 No.8846994
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    Endman grunts and tears the mossy tree free of the ground, hefting it into the air.

    "Away, beasts! We shall not be eaten by the likes of you!"


    Roll a d12, please.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)22:23 No.8847009
    rolled 2 = 2

    >>8846994
    Here goes nothing.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)22:23 No.8847016
    >>8847009
    Quite literally, apparently.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)22:23 No.8847018
    >>8847009
    Fuuuuuck.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/28/10(Sun)22:26 No.8847070
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    >>8847009
    Endman's impromptu display triggers the crocovores' instinctive challenge of dominance! Both beasts leap forward to prove their mating worth!

    Roll a d12 for whatever Endman does, please.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)22:27 No.8847079
    rolled 11 = 11

    >>8847070
    Show them Futurons never shirk from mating.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)22:27 No.8847085
    >>8847070
    Good old Endman
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)22:27 No.8847092
    rolled 12 = 12

    >>8847070
    polevault onto their backs and tear the wings off
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)22:31 No.8847154
    Dude, Endman = Chewbacca. He'll fuck their shit UP.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)22:32 No.8847177
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    >>8847092
    >>8847079
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/28/10(Sun)22:38 No.8847263
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    *snap*
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/28/10(Sun)22:38 No.8847277
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    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/28/10(Sun)22:39 No.8847286
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    "Hup!"
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)22:39 No.8847289
    >>8847263
    Goddamn, every time I find one of these quests going on the very first thing I can think is "AW YEAH, SHIT JUST GOT REAL"

    Godspeed, Endman.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)22:40 No.8847301
    >>8847286
    ENDMAN FUCK YEAH!
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/28/10(Sun)22:40 No.8847302
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    "Hyaah! Have at it, beast! I am Endman of Futuron, mightier than any of your kind!"
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/28/10(Sun)22:41 No.8847314
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    *thwack*
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/28/10(Sun)22:41 No.8847320
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    "Ho, Spaceman!"

    "No beast of Oasis has yet felled a Futuron!"
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)22:41 No.8847323
    >somuchwin.jpg
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)22:45 No.8847378
    this is the best quest ever
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)22:48 No.8847415
    rolled 7 = 7

    >>8847320
    Bro fist Endman. Tell him you owe him a drink!
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)22:49 No.8847431
    rolled 3 = 3

    >>8847320
    We can't let Endman have all the fun!
    We must get in there and aid in the RIP n TEAR n MATING (apparently).
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)22:50 No.8847454
    rolled 10 = 10

    >>8847320
    Rollin' for green chick to aid with some mid-range shooting on any targets of opportunity.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)22:52 No.8847484
    rolled 10 = 10

    Spaceman and Clarke: Stand shoulder to shoulder, look at each other, and then gun down the landshark, Vincent and Jules style.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)22:52 No.8847492
    rolled 10 = 10

    ambivalent surprise bees
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/28/10(Sun)22:52 No.8847493
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    Daylight comes quickly on Oasis, and the sky fills with the strange magenta light.

    Roll a d12, please.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)22:53 No.8847507
    rolled 4 = 4

    jesus that's three tens

    also, bees

    of ambivalence
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)22:54 No.8847509
    rolled 4 = 4

    >>8847493
    I have good feeling about this...
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)22:55 No.8847542
    now fours
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/28/10(Sun)22:55 No.8847544
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    >>8847431
    >>8847454
    >>8847484

    Endman's impressive display seems to have frightened off all the local wildlife...
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)22:57 No.8847579
    rolled 8 = 8

    >>8847544
    Rollin' a d12 for scaring off whatever new enemy is appearing with a DANCE ROUTINE.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/28/10(Sun)22:59 No.8847612
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    The morning is quiet, and the way is clear (if difficult).

    What will you do, Spaceman?
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)23:00 No.8847638
    rolled 9 = 9

    >>8847612
    Let's make our way to the mining settlement.
    >> What a Faggot !QF5oszRdpY 03/28/10(Sun)23:01 No.8847657
    >>8847612
    Head in the direction of the "mining facility".
    >> What a Faggot !QF5oszRdpY 03/28/10(Sun)23:02 No.8847664
    rolled 12 = 12

    >>8847657
    forgot to roll
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)23:02 No.8847668
    rolled 2 = 2

    >>8847612
    Have Clarke get a look at the immediate area with the jetpack, possibly scout details on the nearby camp if it's in sight.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/28/10(Sun)23:03 No.8847675
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    Clarke gestures with her burner at the carcass and the hoversled.

    "What about this? If you want a trophy to prove your worth to the miners, I don't think you'll have trouble finding one when we get there!"
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)23:04 No.8847693
    This is fucking fantastic. Is there a specific system you're using?

    Also, go find the locals.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)23:05 No.8847712
    rolled 1 = 1

    >>8847675
    Load up the Dragon.

    Have Endman carry the Wingator's wings, they might also be valuable.
    >> What a Faggot !QF5oszRdpY 03/28/10(Sun)23:07 No.8847741
    rolled 1 = 1

    >>8847712
    way to go, you likely caused the dragon to revive as a warp god.

    rolling to load up the dragon trophy and go to mining camp safely
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)23:07 No.8847754
    rolled 5 = 5

    >>8847741
    way to go faggot
    better roll plz
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/28/10(Sun)23:08 No.8847756
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    >>8847668
    Clarke lifts into the air and slowly twirls around.

    "I can't see anything but swamp... maybe some hills?"
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)23:09 No.8847783
    rolled 4 = 4

    >>8847693
    No system. He just has us roll sometimes and assigns a suitable image for the roll.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)23:10 No.8847786
    rolled 4 = 4

    >>8847712
    >>8847741
    no good can come of this
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/28/10(Sun)23:12 No.8847825
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    >>8847712
    >>8847741
    >>8847754

    A sudden feeding frenzy erupts at the water's edge, as maw after maw tumbles out of the water to devour the carcass!
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)23:12 No.8847826
    rolled 3 = 3

    >>8847741
    o wow...you had to say revive as a warp god, and roll a 1, 12 numbers and you also roll a 1, how do you screw that up?

    Spaceman, Endman, and Clarke should head to the mining location with their dragon trophy and show those miners who's the boss.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/28/10(Sun)23:14 No.8847848
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    ...leaving nothing behind but the beast's skull!

     

    >>8847693
    I am using a (really loose) system that I think is working pretty well for this quest.
    >> What a Faggot !QF5oszRdpY 03/28/10(Sun)23:15 No.8847862
    rolled 4 = 4

    >>8847825
    not the trophy...
    Carry on stoically, a true adventuerer never lets the small stuff get to him, besides there probably 50 more dragons between here and the mining camp, we're bound to run into one.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/28/10(Sun)23:15 No.8847864
    >>8847783
    What this anon said is part of the system.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)23:16 No.8847887
    rolled 1, 8, 1 = 10

    >>8847825
    Oh Ffffuuuuuu. Rolling to have everyone shoot the goddamn sharks.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)23:16 No.8847889
    rolled 2 = 2

    take skull

    wear skull

    the hills are covered in bees
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/28/10(Sun)23:17 No.8847902
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    "What about the sled?"

    "It's weightless, but it can't float over water."
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)23:18 No.8847911
    >>8847864
    Ah, the Paranoia method.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)23:18 No.8847918
    rolled 3 = 3

    You and your fucking shit rolls.

    PLAN: HILLARIOUSLY FUCK UP EVERYTHING BY ROLLING LOW.
    If I roll low on this post, you FUCK UP at FUCKING UP and everything goes well.
    Otherwise, you do SPECTACULARILY WELL at FUCKING UP and you get nothing.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)23:20 No.8847945
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    rolled 10 = 10

    >>8847918
    From now on we roll to NOT do things.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/28/10(Sun)23:21 No.8847967
    >>8847945
    Ahahahahahaha
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)23:22 No.8847975
    >>8847918
    just_according_to_keikaku.jpg
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/28/10(Sun)23:22 No.8847978
    Anyway, hoversled: asset or liability?
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)23:23 No.8847994
    rolled 9, 6, 6 = 21

    >>8847902
    Okay.
    we go in the OPPOSITE direction to the mining colony (first roll)
    by the MOST DANGEROUS PATH we can find (second roll)
    and while travelling along that path, we DELIBERATELY ALERT WILDLIFE to our presence (roll 3)
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)23:24 No.8848016
    rolled 12 = 12

    >>8847978
    We take the hoversled with us, but treat it in a manner that ENSURES IT BREAKS before reaching the mining town.
    >> What a Faggot !QF5oszRdpY 03/28/10(Sun)23:25 No.8848026
    rolled 9 = 9

    >>8847887
    you, stop rolling
    >>8847902
    well...we really don't need the sled now, we don't have a giant trophy corpse to transport. But we'll have to bring it with us incase what ever they have is too much for even Futurons to handle, if we get a good start we can just surf across the surface right?
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)23:25 No.8848040
    >>8848016
    facepalm.jaypeg
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/28/10(Sun)23:26 No.8848044
    >>8848026
    No, it just sinks.
    >> What a Faggot !QF5oszRdpY 03/28/10(Sun)23:29 No.8848106
    rolled 4 = 4

    >>8848044
    Then throw it across we're pretty good at throwing...bennie, lets find out how good we can throw a hoversled.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)23:31 No.8848166
    rolled 2 = 2

    >>8847902
    If we're not careful Clarke may convince the boys to carry her over the water on the hoversled Queen of Egypt-style.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)23:32 No.8848170
    rolled 7 = 7

    Get moving
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/28/10(Sun)23:33 No.8848205
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    It's easy enough to carry it across the shallow water, but you don't know what to expect in this endless swamp.

    Roll a d12, please.
    >> What a Faggot !QF5oszRdpY 03/28/10(Sun)23:34 No.8848217
    rolled 1 = 1

    >>8848205
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)23:34 No.8848220
    rolled 8 = 8

    >>8848205
    I hope we find something Large!
    Rollind d12 search to find something dangerous. ^_^
    >> What a Faggot !QF5oszRdpY 03/28/10(Sun)23:34 No.8848227
    rolled 9 = 9

    >>8848217
    Brb killing myself
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)23:34 No.8848228
    rolled 9 = 9

    >>8848217
    Oh, no! You rolled a 1 on your search check and now we don't find anything hostile to kill :(
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)23:40 No.8848320
    rolled 5 = 5

    >>8848205
    Rolling to Wake OP up.
    >> Supernova !FzAyW.Rdbg 03/28/10(Sun)23:43 No.8848377
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    rolled 6 = 6

    Rolling for an awesome quest.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)23:46 No.8848418
    awe nutballs, we forgot to pick up the skull.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/28/10(Sun)23:46 No.8848424
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    >>8848217
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/28/10(Sun)23:47 No.8848434
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    >> Urist 03/28/10(Sun)23:47 No.8848438
    rolled 11 = 11

    Huzah! Lego Quest!! Rollan for awesome.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/28/10(Sun)23:48 No.8848442
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    Roll a d12 for Spaceman, one for Clarke, and one for Endman (two if he's using his burners).
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)23:49 No.8848461
    rolled 12, 2, 3, 1 = 18

    >>8848442
    Perhaps it just wants to say hello?
    >> Urist 03/28/10(Sun)23:49 No.8848471
    rolled 8, 11, 6, 2 = 27

    >>8848442

    Lets see... BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD, HAIL ARMOK!!
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)23:50 No.8848478
    >>8848461
    Um, in order I guess.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)23:50 No.8848487
    rolled 8, 2, 12 = 22

    >>8848442
    Spaceman, Endman, Clarke.

    Endman got rather creative without burners last time. Let's see what he can do.
    >> What a Faggot !QF5oszRdpY 03/28/10(Sun)23:50 No.8848488
    rolled 9, 5, 2 = 16

    turns out hell has internet, so rollan
    >>8848442
    >> Urist 03/28/10(Sun)23:51 No.8848498
    rolled 5, 1, 7, 4 = 17

    >>8848478
    May I assist you in that endeavor?
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/28/10(Sun)23:53 No.8848524
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    >>8848461
    Seems so!
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)23:54 No.8848542
    >>8848524
    "Well hey, how is it going?"
    >> Urist 03/28/10(Sun)23:55 No.8848548
    rolled 10, 8, 12, 11 = 41

    >>8848524
    "Good morning, Hows it going?"
    >> Urist 03/28/10(Sun)23:55 No.8848559
    >>8848548
    Bugger, ignore those rolls.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)23:56 No.8848569
    rolled 7, 5, 10 = 22

    >>8848442
    Spaceman: Set burner to full-auto, leap down the beast's throat and hold that godsbedamned trigger down until either its dead or you are.

    Clarke: Leap down the beast's throat with the hoversled after Spaceman and pull him out after his stomach shooting spree.

    Endman: Hold the beast's jaws open!
    >> Lawful Dead 03/28/10(Sun)23:56 No.8848570
    rolled 5 = 5

    >>8848524
    DIPLOMACY THE FUCK OUT OF IT. GREET IT AND PROMISE IT FOOD.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/28/10(Sun)23:58 No.8848592
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    >>8848548
    Your transcoder is hard-pressed to accurately depict your words in the primitive communication of this titanic beast, but you think you get your point across.

    The creature seems amiable enough.

    What will you do, Spaceman?
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)23:58 No.8848595
    rolled 8, 12, 5 = 25

    >>8848524
    Consult transcoder's diplomatic files on this... thing, its species, its allegiance, its language, its diplomatic stance against Futurons... everything!
    >> Lawful Dead 03/28/10(Sun)23:59 No.8848613
    rolled 2 = 2

    >>8848592
    Tell it we're its friend and we just want to keep moving with our Transcoder.
    >> What a Faggot !QF5oszRdpY 03/29/10(Mon)00:00 No.8848616
    rolled 1 = 1

    >>8848592
    Ask it what it wants.

    If possible grant it what it wants, in exchange for aid/party membership/alliance/or information.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/10(Mon)00:00 No.8848623
    rolled 5 = 5

    >>8848616
    YOU STOP ROLLING NOW

    REROLLING FOR HIM BETTER
    >> Anonymous 03/29/10(Mon)00:00 No.8848624
    rolled 2 = 2

    >>8848592
    Ask the creature what it thinks about the locals.

    And maybe give it that skull. Not like we are using it at the moment.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/29/10(Mon)00:01 No.8848630
    Guys srsly, if I don't call for a roll you don't need to roll :P
    >> Lawful Dead 03/29/10(Mon)00:03 No.8848656
    >>8848630
    Sorry bro.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/29/10(Mon)00:04 No.8848671
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    The creature is simple-minded and friendly enough when not roused from torpor.

    If you ask it something simple, it will likely comply.
    >> Lawful Dead 03/29/10(Mon)00:05 No.8848682
    >>8848671
    "Hello, creature! We are your friends!"
    Introduce our friends as various important people.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/29/10(Mon)00:05 No.8848688
    >>8848656
    I mean you should roll if you have a good idea for trying something, but every decision doesn't need one.

    Not trying to be an ass here... just to make the thread more legible.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/10(Mon)00:05 No.8848695
    >>8848671
    See if we can trade something for a ride near the camp.

    That way we (hopefully) wont have to spend precious Burner Charges all the way to the place.
    >> Lawful Dead 03/29/10(Mon)00:06 No.8848701
    >>8848688
    No big deal, man. I love your quest.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/29/10(Mon)00:07 No.8848714
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    >>8848682
    It widens its maw in what you can only assume is a gesture of friendship!
    >> Anonymous 03/29/10(Mon)00:07 No.8848717
    rolled 7 = 7

    >>8848671
    Persuade it to give us a ride to the local settlement.
    >> What a Faggot !QF5oszRdpY 03/29/10(Mon)00:09 No.8848740
    >>8848714
    step into its mouth, be prepared to leap out dramatically.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/10(Mon)00:11 No.8848761
    rolled 12 = 12

    >>8848714
    Oh wait, this is like what the hippos and birds do right? Some kind of symbiotic thingy.

    I guess it is time to be a dentist.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/10(Mon)00:12 No.8848783
    convince it to join your quest against the emperor's nephew
    >> Anonymous 03/29/10(Mon)00:12 No.8848788
    rolled 8 = 8

    >>8848714
    Show good diplomacy by cleaning his teeth like those little birds do for hippos and crocodiles.
    Yeah, diplomacy.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/29/10(Mon)00:13 No.8848793
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    >>8848695
    The creature is too dim to understand the concept of trade, but whatever the transcoder called the mining complex causes the beast to pivot and begin slowly moving in the direction you were headed!
    >> Anonymous 03/29/10(Mon)00:15 No.8848835
    rolled 11 = 11

    >>8848761
    >>8848788
    little bird dentistrymind!
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/29/10(Mon)00:22 No.8848927
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    Having tamed the mightiest creature yet seen on Oasis, you speed toward your goal, spurred on by the deadly bounty looming over you and the proximity of Officer Clarke.

    Every minute draws you closer to inevitable confrontation, but you will rise to it as you face every challenge...

    Spaceman of Futuron!
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/29/10(Mon)00:22 No.8848936
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    >> Anonymous 03/29/10(Mon)00:23 No.8848947
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    Fuck yeah, I love lego quest

    *brofist*
    >> Anonymous 03/29/10(Mon)00:24 No.8848964
    rolled 6 = 6

    Good night! For Adventure! FOR FUTURON!!
    >> Anonymous 03/29/10(Mon)00:31 No.8849084
    Adventures seem briefer the last few days. No less, awesome, however.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/29/10(Mon)00:34 No.8849116
    >>8849084
    Because I gotta get up in the morning :P

    I might be able to run some more during the 12:00-21:00 block this week, but the next long adventure will probably be Friday.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/29/10(Mon)00:35 No.8849123
    >>8849116

    12:00-23:00, I mean
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/29/10(Mon)00:36 No.8849134
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    Here's something to think about in the meantime.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/10(Mon)00:39 No.8849171
    >>8849134
    can you tell us a little bit about regis major? would we really be completely unlikely to find any help in blacktron space?
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/29/10(Mon)00:43 No.8849220
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    >>8849171
    Regis Major is a high-tech, high-society world.


    The Blacktrons?

    ...You have no idea. Nothing is known of their culture, save that it exists only to expand. Perhaps if you approached them with a significant ace in your hand they might cooperate.

    Or at least not kill you.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/10(Mon)00:59 No.8849500
    >>8849220

    I can't remember, did we actually use that warhead to escape New Jerusalem?
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/29/10(Mon)01:06 No.8849619
    >>8849500
    No, it's still in the Viper.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/10(Mon)01:23 No.8850015
    Wat happened to iceman and Rom?
    >> Anonymous 03/29/10(Mon)01:25 No.8850047
    is it impossible to return to NJ? that seems like the most likely place to pick up people with a grudge against the nephew, or at worst hire some mercs
    >> Anonymous 03/29/10(Mon)01:26 No.8850072
    >>8850015
    We parted ways as we left New Jerusalem. They took one of our treasure crates as payment.



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