After battling your way off an uncharted world, you returned to the lawless city of New Jerusalem to collect your horde of treasure - treasure stolen from High Lord Bryston Spruesworth, nephew of the Emperor and ruler of this sector.

There you met and befriended Endman of Futuron, an adventurer without fear. With his aid you bought the loyalty of Azimuth of the Ice Men and the space knight Rom, and liberated your treasure once more.

Rescuing the beautiful Officer Clarke of the Space Police from certain death, you discovered that a second, illegal bounty has been placed on your head and that most - if not all - of the Space Police have fallen under High Lord Spruesworth's influence.

Why does your camera aperture have to be so large?

Joining forces with Clarke, you fled New Jerusalem to the verdant hell of Oasis in search of more allies to aid in the downfall of Spruesworth's regime.

rolled 1 = 1

plot a course to the nearest wormhole and pop out in the 40K model universe.

Now, having tamed the mighty Megacroc and riding it across the swampland you are within reach of your goal - a blip on your transcoder that you hope is a mining colony.

The transcoder is unable to fully translate the beast's primitive communication, but it is clear that it does not wish to go any farther.

Previous threads are here:

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/8780479
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/8785707
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/8808646
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/8827697
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/8845731


>>8868293
Because I don't know what that means?

rolled 2 = 2

>>8868332
We must bid the Megacroc farewell and saunter up to the mining colony.

Maybe we can get him a snack if we ever see him again.

Any last words?

>>8868411
Remember to floss

>>8868411

shoot it so he doesn't betray me

>>8868411
May your teeth grow like the mighty oak.

>>8868449
An odd choice of last words.

...

"...don't like to be tickled?"

Your transcoder shows the emissions are very close...

Roll a d12 and link to this post, please.

rolled 5 = 5

>>8868517

rolled 2 = 2

>>8868517

>>8868524

Hmmm...

Roll a d12, please.

rolled 1 = 1

>>8868683
OK

>>8868710
ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

rolled 12 = 12

>>8868683

>>8868710
>>8868772
haha, oh wow.

>>8868710

Roll a d12, please. 

rolled 1 = 1

>>8868683

rolled 12 = 12

>>8868841

rolled 7 = 7

>>8868851
Oh man we are sucking at rolling today.

rolled 16 = 16

>>8868841

rolled 8, 9, 5, 2, 7, 8 = 39

>>8868841

>>8868862
Cheater :P

>>8868857

What will you do, Spaceman?

(or ask your crew to do)

rolled 2 = 2

>>8868959
roll a d12

rolled 2 = 2

>>8868959
Take apart the burning bush. Gain flame thrower

rolled 7 = 7

>>8868959
ask crew to negotiate with the turrets.

rolled 5 = 5

>>8868959
give up. there's no conceivable way to proceed. we have been bested.

rolled 4 = 4

>>8868959
cmon guys get in gear!

clarke flys up firing down on the turrets, and endman dives left opening fire as well

>>8868996
>>8868999

rolled 8 = 8

back up out of flamer range and use superior Futuron marksmanship to take them out

rolled 4 = 4

>>8869092
alright, blow up the turrets. :/

Eventually you disable the flamethrowers.

It's a remarkably effective security system.

rolled 3 = 3

>>8869156
Well maybe we can still salvage the bushes and make disguises out of them.

rolled 1 = 1

Scan for more hostiles/defenses

rolled 12 = 12

>>8869156
Try to salvage the flame throwers

FOR THE SPIRIT OF ADVENTURE!

>>8869220
Holy fuckballs it worked!

rolled 1 = 1

now that we've disabled the turrets, maybe we should invite megacroc inside for a meal

The way ahead is too foggy to see, but the emissions are definitely coming from beyond.

The opening in the cliff is too low for the rocket pack.

What will you do, Spaceman?

>>8869220

THIS!

rolled 6 = 6

>>8869250
Scan the fog

>>8869220

"Hmmm..."

Roll a d12, please.

rolled 1 = 1

>>8869300

rolled 5 = 5

>>8869300
Come on baby!

rolled 6 = 6

>>8869300
Oh Boy

rolled 6 = 6

mother of invention, FOR THE SPIRIT OF ADVENTURE!

>>8869320
>>8869245
>>8869210
>>8868851
>>8868710
>>8868297
>>8869320
wow we suck tonight

>>8869320

Any other great ideas?

rolled 11 = 11

>>8869397
Read/scan that sign

rolled 10 = 10

>>8869397
Lol, not with these rolls

Scan the fog

OP, I don't have time to play tonight, but I'll be reading the archive page in the morning.

You run a quest that makes me feel like a kid again. Very fun. And the pithy comments sprinkled throughout make me grin. "DEM EYES" as a pic description still makes me chuckle.

rolled 11 = 11

can we use our transcoder to try and send a message ahead?

rolled 3, 10 = 13

>>8869397
I loled.
-Try salvaging the other one and repurposing it into a flamethrower. Rolling twice to see.

rolled 7 = 7

>>8869397
scan for life.

>>8869434
>can we use our transcoder to try and send a message ahead?


What do you want to say?

rolled 5 = 5

>>8869457
Bonjour.

>>8869457
"please turn off the flamethrowers, it's quite warm enough in this jungle"

rolled 8 = 8

>>8869457
we won't have any problems destroying your defenses if necessary, so you might as well disable them.

either that or the standard "we come in peace, please disable your defenses"

rolled 2 = 2

>>8869457
We come in peace. We brought women

>>8869413
The sign is the universal symbol for "Danger, do not enter".

>>8869416
The fog is harmless, and the area beyond has a large amount of metal.

>>8869435
The other flamethrower is completely destroyed.

>>8869457
"Attention! People of Oasis! I am called Spaceman, Adventurer of Futuron! I mean you no harm, I come simply to trade with you."

rolled 4 = 4

>>8869511
Welp, lets get hoofing into the fog so we can find the miners.

>>8869397
Oh god, the laughing hurts.

Whatever's beyond, they know you're here.

What will you do, Spaceman?

rolled 11 = 11

>>8869546
Fire the burners wildly into the fog, hoping to scare off any ambushers.

rolled 9 = 9

>>8869546
charge in with guns blazing

rolled 11 = 11

>>8869560
>>8869571
Blazing Burners Mind.

Point the jetpack parallel to the ground and send it off.

Watch for burner flashes in the fog.

>>8869560
>>8869571
>>8869580

In the back of your mind you wonder how this is supposed to help convince the miners to aid you in overthrowing High Lord Spruesworth, but you're having too much fun to care.

>>8869682
I just snorted my drink. Damn your awesomeness, assorted space people.

rolled 4 = 4

>>8869682
Shoot their weapons to pieces. Show them that you're bringing peace, or else.

rolled 3 = 3

>>8869682
Rolling for diplomacy

Those were burner lasers of friendship

rolled 3 = 3

>>8869682
Hey man, they shouldn't have tried to ambush us.

>>8869682
Shout out "DAMN YOU, YOU FOOLS! DON'T CROSS THE STREAMS!!!"

rolled 2 = 2

>>8869682
if they were friendly, they wouldn't all be lined up with guns like that. have clarke rocket boost up and take out the gunner on the roof, then land on roof and use gun to make the others surrender. Or just destroy them all.

>>8869712
>>8869722
>>8869735

This can only end in a clusterfuck of hilarity.

>>8869709
>>8869712
>>8869722
>>8869735
Average roll of 3.

We're doing good.

>>8869709
>>8869712

Must be a regional thing!

What will you do, Spaceman!

rolled 12 = 12

>>8869777
It's time.

Do a backflip. Ride the burners blasts.

rolled 8 = 8

>>8869682
throw bushes.

rolled 5 = 5

>>8869786
My god, this has to work.

rolled 1 = 1

>>8869777
Bush Throw!!!

rolled 10 = 10

>>8869786
Backflip onto roof, take roof miner hostage, make others throw down their weapons

FOR THE SPIRIT OF ADVENTURE!

>>8869786
>>8869786
>>8869786
HOLY FUCKING SHIT

rolled 9 = 9

>>8869777
try mooning them to draw their attention, while their rage ruins their marksmanship. Clarke and Endman use the distraction to fuck them up from the sides

>>8869815
>>8869786
Backflipmind

it must be fate

Can our cyberfist do anything cool like shoot out of our arm and rocket punch people, or shoot out of our arm and grapple things, or shoot out of our arm and explode?

Can we shoot our cyberfist?

>>8869722
>>8869735

This seems to be going well...

>>8869878
Use the transponder to call robot, have him fly the ship over and threaten to anti-matter missile the cave if they don't surrender

rolled 9 = 9

>>8869878
Oh come on I critted that backflip roll. Okay, here goes:

Another backflip, onto the roof. Strike a pose. And insist you are the reincarnation of the prophet Blockutron.

rolled 5 = 5

>>8869891
forgot my roll

rolled 6 = 6

>>8869878
Uh...
"Bah-weep-Graaaaagnah wheep ni ni bong!"

rolled 4 = 4

>>8869878
"uhh Klatu nikto... *grumble grumble*"

>>8869891
somehow I doubt even a futuron could survive that missile.

rolled 10 = 10

>>8869878
pray for a diplomacy crit.

>>8869892
Blackutron

rolled 9 = 9

>>8869878
explain how it's all just a big misunderstanding - you meant to assault the evil hidden blacktron base, but you must've gotten the map turned upside down

>>8869924
A mexican standoff is better than no standoff

>>8869878

Oh shi-

>>8869786
>>8869815

But then...

 

*fwoooooosh*

...you emerge on top of the situation, as you always do!

What will you do, Spaceman?

rolled 12 = 12

AHHHH FUCK I LOVE YOU LEGO QUEST

I FUCKIN' LOVE YOU

rolled 1 = 1

>>8870089
>>8870078
>>8870062
>>8870053
>>8870046

Also, wink at Officer Clarke after such a show of manliness

FOR THE SPIRIT OF BEDROOM ADVENTURE!

>>8870100
Critting the love roll.

This will end well.

>>8870121
>>8870121
Nevermind looks like spaceman will be a virgin

rolled 4 = 4

>>8870089
see if we can find something to restrain them with, otherwise just let the cop use her prisoner management skills while you loot the joint

rolled 8 = 8

>>8870089
"Take me to your leader"

rolled 5 = 5

Try to talk down the situation and win the miners back

>>8870121
(the joke is that legos can't wink)

>>8870140
>>8870147

A one-eyed man emerges from the compound with his hands raised in supplication.

"Alright, let's just calm down. You bastards want some of our blockonium, just take it... no need for burners."

rolled 9 = 9

>>8870227
Blockonium, whats that?
Nevermind it sounds awesome, load it on to the hoversled and take it back to our ship.

rolled 5 = 5

>>8870227
Throw the burners (far) to the side. Agree with him. Explain why you're here.

rolled 10 = 10

>>8870227
*he has a cool eye patch, try to recruit him*

rolled 10 = 10

>>8870227
I can't really imagine that the miners would want to join our rebellion, even if we hadn't attacked them, so we can use the precious blockonium to hire some muscle back on NJ, assuming we can return there.

rolled 3 = 3

Use transponder to identify Blockonium

>>8870245
The hoversled was lost in the swamp when you met the Megacroc.

>>8870247
What exactly do you say?

rolled 4 = 4

>>8870227
This man must have a story. Ask him what he knows of High Lord Spruesworth

>>8870308
We'll put the burners away if you tell us if theres anything else of interest on this planet.

>>8870289
Your transcoder doesn't seem to know what blockonium is.

rolled 2 = 2

>>8870308
Ask him why his flamethrowers attacked us

rolled 3 = 3

what exactly is blockonium? can it be weaponized?

rolled 11 = 11

>>8870308
Say Spruesworth wants to make eyepatches illegal. For everyone. Forever.

rolled 5 = 5

>>8870372
That bastard is such a pretty-boy that he probably wants to outlaw everything gruff and manly.

>>8870314
>>8870372
"Spruesworth? Bah!" he spits. "He's worse than the pirates! His taxes are bleeding my crew dry!"

>>8870357
"Have you been outside lately?"

rolled 7 = 7

>>8870424
Wait, can he tax people on a planet he isn't placed in charge of? Isn't that illegal or something?

rolled 10 = 10

>>8870424
Ask him if he has any other decent weapons around. Those guys had fucking miniburners or something, so it figures they might have some serious dakka somewhere else.

>>8870440
High Lord Spruesworth is the ruler of this entire sector.

>>8870424

Promise him a cybernetic replacement for his eye.

rolled 12 = 12

>>8870424
What is blockonium good for?

rolled 2 = 2

>>8870424
Try to recruit his gang to aid your cause

FOR THE SPIRIT OF ADVENTURE!

>>8870510
Ok I'm going to stop rolling

forever

rolled 12 = 12

What do you know... of the BLACKTRONS?

>>8870454
"Oh, aye, we have corers a'plenty. This rock's too hard for any drill."

>>8870502
"Are ya daft, Futuron? It's the thing at the core of a starship drive! Just one block of it is worth ten thousand credits!"

rolled 4 = 4

>>8870537
Cha-ching.

rolled 8 = 8

>>8870537
Wait, starship drive? Is there a dock here, can we upgrade ships?

rolled 4 = 4

>>8870537
Perfect for funding an army!

You guys wanna help?

>>8870518
"B-Blacktrons?"

His eye gets a faraway look.

"There were ten of us..."

rolled 11 = 11

>>8870563
help fund and aid our war against the blacktrons and the emperors nephew, and we will pay you back tenfold. with a side of revenge for sweetener.

rolled 3 = 3

>>8870563
You know what?

I'm starting to think Spruesworth is a duffer compared to Blacktron. Spruesworth has a lawless planet and a jungle hell under his control. Whoop.

Blacktron? WHO KNOWS.

rolled 11 = 11

>>8870563
Ask what happened, maybe there's some information we can glean about how Blacktrons operate.

rolled 7 = 7

How about we join forces against the common enemies?
You give us a place to hide out when there's trouble, and maybe a little assistance, and we'll take on Spruesworth and see about getting those taxes lowered - BY KILLING HIM.

rolled 5 = 5

>>8870563

You idiots, never interrupt a flashback, or he'll start digging out your hearts with his space-dessert spoon.

Let the man finish.

"I was just a rookie... we were sent in without knowing what was coming..."

"They came like ants... they just appeared, and *swarmed* and disappeared."

"I didn't even see what happened to anyone else. I was just... alone... all of a sudden."

>>8870800
*nice rook face*

"I could feel them behind me... at first there was nothing, then they were just... there."

"Their voices... they didn't sound human. Why would someone have a helmet that sounded like that?"

"I couldn't even hear what they were saying, I was so scared."

"When one of them trained his burner on me I was ...relieved."

"They heard my transport before I did. All I could think of was that everyone on it was going to die."

"When I looked back one of them was gone."

"The other one..."

"He..."

"He showed me... what was under the visor..."

"...And I knew... when he did it... what it meant..."

"...it meant I was going to see him again some day."

>>8870914
BALCKTRONS ARE TIME TRAVELLERS!!!

>>8870914
I think I have a solution to your problem - if you need 2 eyepatches you won't ever have to worry about seeing him again

That's... pretty badass.

"What do you want with us, Futuron?"

>>8870914
"To have seen something so atrocious and yet lived is astounding! What is your name, brave sir?"

rolled 39 = 39

Lego has never been so downright terrifying.

Ask him what he looked like behind the visor.

rolled 4 = 4

>>8870945
We'll need allies. Spruesworth needs defeating, and it looks increasingly likely that Blacktron will be an even bigger threat.

Tell them in no uncertain terms that it's likely to be dangerous, and if they don't want to directly help we could always use money, weapons and their base as a hideout, but we'd appreciate any and all help.

rolled 8 = 8

>>8870945
Oh you know, just the usual, loot, weapons and people to help overthrow High Lord Spruesworth.

Also, ship upgrades would be nice.

rolled 3 = 3

>>8870945
i require your allegiance and wealth to fund my war on the blacktrons and spruesworth.

>>8870945
"I have come here in search of weapons, funds, and most importantly, warriors. It is my duty to see the Emperor's nephew removed from his thrown, such that his people may be free of his contemptible reign! Will you assist us, sir?"

"There are a thousand men on Oasis, and all of them hate Spruesworth as I do."

"We may fight with you, Futuron, for the right price... but we will not simply charge the Imperial Castle in our coveralls!"

>>8871084
New Jerusalem for armor, I guess?

"Provide us with enough protection and we will-"

He is interrupted as another miner rushes from the compound!

"Jadar! The Imperial tribute collectors draw close!"

>>8871106
set pants to shit

rolled 7 = 7

>>8871106
How close? It may be time to engage in a bit of piracy...

"Quickly, Futuron, inside!"

"The Imperials must not know you are here!"


What will you do, Spaceman?

rolled 10 = 10

>>8871144
Uh damn, duck in and get a disguise?

rolled 2 = 2

>>8871144
As long as they let us keep our burners, everyone inside. This was far too elaborate to be a trick.

rolled 6 = 6

>>8871144

Guess we shouldn't have fucked up those flamethrowers...

Get inside, shoot the snot out of them if there's only a few of them.

>>8871144
Acquire miner garb for you Clarke and Endman.

rolled 1 = 1

rolling to bump and wake up op.

rolled 9 = 9

>>8871144
Hide, preferably in a spot where we can ambush the collectors or hijack their vehicle, if need be.

"Now keep quiet-"

>>8871349
Stay down. Stay quiet. Will the collectors away.

"Here it is, eighteen percent, like you said."

The Imperial glances at it.

"Next time it will be twenty percent. Prepare accordingly."

rolled 12 = 12

>>8871364
Man! We need those hats!

Try to signal to the miners to barter for one of the hats.

"Gods be damned," your escort whispers.

"That's an Imperial Knight!"

Jadar frowns and a twitch of sadness crosses his face as the hoversled glides by.

rolled 8 = 8

>>8871381
Well damn, better send a text message to Benie and have him get the ships ready. I have a feeling we are going to need air support or a getaway quickly.

>>8871381
Is that like nautical dawn?

OH SHIT

OH FUCK

>>8871419
AH SHIIIIIIT

rolled 8 = 8

We are SPACEMAN! We shouldn't just let these dirty bastards make off with hard earned minerals of the common man! Let's DO something! Blast the hover sled, to keep them from getting away, then disarm the knight!

While we have the element of surprise!

rolled 2 = 2

>>8871419


SHOOT HIM SHOOT HIM FUCK

 

...but you really want one of those hats!

Aww, you should have left the post that said he wasn't looking :P

rolled 4 = 4

>>8871468
NO! WE CAN DO THIS SPACEMAN! COME NOW DON'T TELL US NO! IF WE DIE, WE DIE DOING WHAT WE LOVED, TRYING TO GAIN A HAT!

>>8871468
Oh fuck, you have no idea. That is our white whale. Fuck justice. Fuck adventure.

Those hats, man, that was our one glimpse at true perfection.

The miners are obviously unwilling to bring the Empire's attention to them until they are sure of where they stand.


What will you do, Spaceman?

rolled 11 = 11

>>8871495
>>8871486
>>8871468
Guys, if we hijack their ship, we can have their hats.

Also their weapons and loot.

rolled 5 = 5

>>8871510
Ask for a few pieces of blockonium with which to acquire them proper combat supplies. Negotiate for collateral so they know you'll come back.

rolled 8 = 8

>>8871510

They need armour and training before they can be an effective force. Keep them as a sleeper cell, for now.

rolled 11 = 11

>>8871510
I say we go after those hats!

"If you hold yourself back now, I promise we'll knock over an Imperial squad as soon as we can."

rolled 6 = 6

>>8871514
I want to. I want to more than anything I've ever wanted to do before. But ... it's too risky. Plus, when we attack Spruesworth, we can have not only more hats, but his sweet ass clothes too.

For now? Tell the miners that they can let the Imperials take their hard-earned blockonium, or come and fight with us. It won't be easy, but it will be right.

FOR ADVENTURE! FOR FUTURON! FOR JUSTICE!

>>8871570
Oh gods, you can't say no to those freckles.

rolled 11 = 11

>>8871570
Oh Clarke you are such a tease.
However, is there a better way to get allot of weapons and armor and stuff like that quickly?

rolled 10 = 10

>>8871532

Collateral = Clarke.

That wench is just standing between us and our sweet hats.

rolled 7 = 7

>>8871570
Tell her... "If -you- "hold me back" I'll do whatever you want." then give our most CHARMING SMILE.

Then, we should go get these guys some weapons and armor, and maybe sell off our treasure somewhere, so we don't have to lug it around anymore! ..or something!

rolled 8 = 8

>>8871618
I swear, I SWEAR, Lego Quest controls the rolls. We roll low until something like >>8869786 and suddenly we are incredibly awesome at the best possible time.

And we never succeed in a sweet-talkin' check. Not once. Ever.

rolled 5 = 5

>>8871618

Naw, Spaceman strikes me as the more dominant type in the space-sack.

New Jerusalem is likely swarming with bounty hunters eager to collect on your head.


There is one group that might have what you want...

rolled 5 = 5

>>8871685

NO

JUST NO

rolled 10 = 10

>>8871685
You're lucky we love you too much to call the railroading and ignoring our attempts to seduce the lovely freckle bearing woman.

Fine let us go to Blacktron space and look for what we need!

rolled 9 = 9

>>8871685
Alright. We might want to tell the mining captain of our plans. He might have something to say.

And besides, I believe it's customary to tell someone you like them before near-suicidal missions. Two birds, one burner.

For adventure, for hats!

>>8871685
If there was ever a good time for a morale-boosting "HO, SPACEMAN!" this would be it.

rolled 10 = 10

>>8871685
Well I guess we can take some blockonium and the warhead with us to go infiltrate their space. But we would need something more heavy duty than the ships we currently have I would think.

Also who would dare to go with us on a mission of such daring do?

ok:

1) this is an amazing amount of fun, i haven't had this much lego-based fun in like 20 years.

2) we've got to get some of those hats.

rolled 9 = 9

You know, Spruesworth is probably sitting on a pile of blockanium. If we could recover our treasure, we could probably rip him off and get some material to help build our forces or use for bargaining.

/tg/ Fucking loves hats.

>>8871737
>Also who would dare to go with us on a mission of such daring do?

rolled 2 = 2

>>8871741
No one with a shred of sanity dislikes Lego Quest (the threads, or their author).

It's just the way of things. Some things are hard to define as "good" or "bad". This is, clearly, amazing. Even GN enthused over it.

>>8871787
Squad morale broken.

You know, I got into the Lego Universe beta hoping it'd be even a little like this. I was heavily disappointed.

But you, sir tripfriend? You're making my childhood dreams come back to life; adventure, fortune, camaraderie, and SPACE!

I wish I could thank you enough for how entertaining these are.

Let's GO there is adventure to be had, ask the boss man where we can find a bigger ship our whole crew can ride together. Then let's see if he'll offer any resources, and get on outta here!

>>8871747
>You know, Spruesworth is probably sitting on a pile of blockanium. If we could recover our treasure, we could probably rip him off and get some material to help build our forces or use for bargaining.

Your treasure is sitting in the Viper a few miles away.

fuck, how does i roll again?

rolled 10 = 10

>>8871787
Well, load up the ships with some corers if the miners can spare them, thank them for their courtesy, and gird our plastic loins. It's go time.

rolled 4 = 4

I still say we should try to upgrade the ships before we go off into the wild black yonder.

Endman's face has lost its normal cheeriness, and his eyes are serious.

"I have pledged to follow you across the universe, Spaceman."

"If you go into Blacktron space, know that my burner shall ever be at your call."

rolled 5 = 5

>>8871805

WAIT A FUCKING SECOND

WHO THE HELL IS IN THE VIPER

THE FUCKING KNIGHT IS STEALING OUR SHIT

rolled 10 = 10

>>8871855
That's us, through a glass redly.
>>8871853
I actually fistpumped. In real life.

Yes, Endman. You are, truly, a Futuron without peer.

rolled 10 = 10

>>8871855
Uh that's Spaceman. It's a flashback

Jadar returns with a hoversled loaded down with three huge slabs of blockonium.

"I think you are a fool who will die in Blacktron space, Futuron... but if any man will succeed, I feel it would be you."

rolled 1 = 1

>>8871877
>>8871875

Oh right, my bad.

rolled 8 = 8

>>8871888

Kiss him. Full on the lips.

>>8871888
Brofist Endman, brofist Jadar. Ask him where we might get a BIGGER SHIP. Then let us make with the going! (Maybe ask for a lift back to our crafts)

>>8871888
Let's get this shit back to the ship asap, Spaceman has got stuff to do a galaxy to save, and a hot officer in need of a debriefing.

rolled 4 = 4

>>8871888
Thank the miners, then to the ships!
Adventure, danger and hats await us. New guns and new allies at our recently-flipped backs, we shall set off towards Blacktron space!

>>8871888
>large clear white blocks

I'm nostalgia'ing so hard

rolled 3 = 3

>>8871914
what, NO, FUCK NO
/tg/ is either gay, or wants to be the woman, FUCK THAT, Spaceman is straight as an arrow.

"A ship?"

"We deal in fuel, not flight. New Jerusalem, perhaps."

>>8871888
Call Bennie, have him get the ships over here.

And what will Clarke be doing?

rolled 10 = 10

>>8871888
We'll either succeed, or we'll get his revenge. Most likely both.

Space beckons us forward, it seems, and danger awaits!

rolled 10 = 10

>>8871948

Yeah we kinda have trouble with that.

rolled 11 = 11

>>8871948
Oh bloody hell. Don't they at least have a dock where people can pump some of this superfuel into the engines? Kind of like a Nitro?

>>8871948
Let's risk it and make a quick stop for a new bigger ship, something impressive with a cool name. Before we go flying to our deaths. ...Without cool hats.

A new ship might be hard to procure at this time...

... but modifying the Viper to install Bennie outside and free up a third seat is within your means.

GUYS, THIS IS OUR GOAL:

GO TO BLACKTRON SPACE.
BEFRIEND BLACKTRON.
COMMISSION A CAPITAL SHIP FROM THEM.
BECOME GLORIOUS SPACE CAPTAIN.

>>8872004
Legend of the Galactic Futuron?

>>8872004
...does /tg/ want Space Captain LEGOlock?

>>8872004
>SPACE CAPTAIN.

More like SPACE ADMIRAL.

rolled 3 = 3

>>8871992

CHOO CHOO

rolled 8 = 8

>>8871992
Sounds good. Ask Clarke if she has any attachments to her ship, I think we should put the bomb in it and have Bennie fly it wirelessly.

Clarke guides her own ship down with her transcoder as Bennie swings the Viper around.

Jadar and his men see you off.

"Good luck, Futuron. You go in search of death, and you may find it, but if you return my men will follow you against the High Lord."

rolled 11 = 11

>>8872029
Criticizing Lego Quest as 'railroading' is not permissible. I will hunt you down.

Alternative options:
-Praise Lego Quest
-Backflip (instant 12)

rolled 12 = 12

>>8872047
It just occurred to me their may be some kind of tracking mechanism in Clarkes ship.

Or in the Viper for that mater.

Too bad we can't find our first ship and fix it up, or can we?

>>8872075
There not their, damn typo.

As the Viper lifts into the humid evening sky, your burner weighs heavy against your leg.

You still carry two bounties, one of them calling for you dead or alive, and now you risk your life to barter for Blacktron technology.

Your companions need not say anything, for they know you will forge on until you die or conquer, for you are Spaceman of Futuron!

BUT NOT TONIGHT BECAUSE IT'S DAMN LATE

>>8872075
Your original ship is just a few black bricks at this point.

Plus it was never that great to begin with. The Viper is better.

And as for tracking mechanisms... there was one in the Viper, but there isn't anymore.

This is the greatest thing I've ever read.

>>8872102
I like a quest that goes to bed when I do.

I also like Legos.

Sorry about the railroading. I'm tired and I didn't have it in me for a hat quest tonight.

rolled 984 = 984

>>8872129
Oh don't apologize, it's all in good cheer.

I don't think a single one of us can criticize this seriously. It's just too good.

And oh, fuck yes. Hat quest is confirmed.

but we will have a chance to get one of those hats right?

>>8872151
Oh yes.

>>8872098
So Clarke is coming with then?
What are the logistics of this trip?

>>8872129
Man, this thing is the best thing on /tg/ right now. A validation of the boards existence, a reminder that the things i love are important to others, and a pissload of fun. Don't apologize. Just show up again, and run more of it.

>>8872098
Look at it this way, if enough people want us dead, maybe they'll all kill each other trying to get to us first.

jeezus............ this is going to be one of the things this board is remembered for... people will say "oh hey, remember /tg/? yeah. the board that had Roleplaying Games, and Paintable Miniatures, and Lego quest? yeah Lego Quest sure kicked ass right?"

>>8872158
That asteroid base wasn't large enough to strip and combine your two ships, but it could easily tack on something for Bennie to ride on the hood or something.

As-is, the Viper seats three humans, or two humans and Bennie, and Clarke's ship seats two (uncomfortably) with room for one more (who would have to be cryofrozen) in the prisoner compartment).

>>8872210
I say go with one ship. That way we can give the utracannon to Bennie and have him act as an improvised turret.

>>8872224
I have no idea how late this is, because I can't remember my timezones, but two ships is surely a better idea?
I fully support your plan to put Bennie into turret mode though.
Also, we could have a dedicated non-combat loot ship.

>>8873913
Five hours, right.
Well, that was late.

All the players are likely out/ asleep but I'll post this so it gets in the archive:

High Lord Spruesworth's sector goes farther into the Empire; New Jerusalem and Oasis are on the very fringe.

To get past Regis Major, however, means running straight into the Imperial Navy.