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    65 KB Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/30/10(Tue)00:00 No.8868254  
    You are Spaceman of Futuron, adventurer without peer and scourge of the Empire.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/30/10(Tue)00:01 No.8868268
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    After battling your way off an uncharted world, you returned to the lawless city of New Jerusalem to collect your horde of treasure - treasure stolen from High Lord Bryston Spruesworth, nephew of the Emperor and ruler of this sector.

    There you met and befriended Endman of Futuron, an adventurer without fear. With his aid you bought the loyalty of Azimuth of the Ice Men and the space knight Rom, and liberated your treasure once more.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/30/10(Tue)00:01 No.8868277
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    Rescuing the beautiful Officer Clarke of the Space Police from certain death, you discovered that a second, illegal bounty has been placed on your head and that most - if not all - of the Space Police have fallen under High Lord Spruesworth's influence.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)00:03 No.8868293
    Why does your camera aperture have to be so large?
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/30/10(Tue)00:03 No.8868295
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    Joining forces with Clarke, you fled New Jerusalem to the verdant hell of Oasis in search of more allies to aid in the downfall of Spruesworth's regime.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)00:03 No.8868297
    rolled 1 = 1

    plot a course to the nearest wormhole and pop out in the 40K model universe.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/30/10(Tue)00:03 No.8868303
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    Now, having tamed the mighty Megacroc and riding it across the swampland you are within reach of your goal - a blip on your transcoder that you hope is a mining colony.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/30/10(Tue)00:05 No.8868332
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    The transcoder is unable to fully translate the beast's primitive communication, but it is clear that it does not wish to go any farther.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/30/10(Tue)00:05 No.8868344
    Previous threads are here:


    Because I don't know what that means?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)00:08 No.8868399
    rolled 2 = 2

    We must bid the Megacroc farewell and saunter up to the mining colony.

    Maybe we can get him a snack if we ever see him again.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/30/10(Tue)00:09 No.8868411
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    Any last words?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)00:11 No.8868442
    Remember to floss
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)00:11 No.8868449

    shoot it so he doesn't betray me
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)00:12 No.8868466
    May your teeth grow like the mighty oak.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)00:12 No.8868471
    An odd choice of last words.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/30/10(Tue)00:14 No.8868501
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    "...don't like to be tickled?"
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/30/10(Tue)00:15 No.8868517
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    Your transcoder shows the emissions are very close...

    Roll a d12 and link to this post, please.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)00:15 No.8868524
    rolled 5 = 5

    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)00:16 No.8868540
    rolled 2 = 2

    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/30/10(Tue)00:20 No.8868607
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    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/30/10(Tue)00:23 No.8868683
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    Roll a d12, please.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)00:25 No.8868710
    rolled 1 = 1

    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)00:27 No.8868748
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)00:28 No.8868772
    rolled 12 = 12

    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)00:29 No.8868777
    haha, oh wow.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/30/10(Tue)00:31 No.8868811
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    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/30/10(Tue)00:31 No.8868822
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    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/30/10(Tue)00:32 No.8868841
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    Roll a d12, please. 
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)00:33 No.8868851
    rolled 1 = 1

    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)00:33 No.8868857
    rolled 12 = 12

    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)00:33 No.8868859
    rolled 7 = 7

    Oh man we are sucking at rolling today.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)00:33 No.8868862
    rolled 16 = 16

    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)00:34 No.8868878
    rolled 8, 9, 5, 2, 7, 8 = 39

    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/30/10(Tue)00:34 No.8868882
    Cheater :P
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/30/10(Tue)00:38 No.8868959
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    What will you do, Spaceman?

    (or ask your crew to do)
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)00:40 No.8868996
    rolled 2 = 2

    roll a d12
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)00:40 No.8868999
    rolled 2 = 2

    Take apart the burning bush. Gain flame thrower
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)00:41 No.8869013
    rolled 7 = 7

    ask crew to negotiate with the turrets.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)00:41 No.8869020
    rolled 5 = 5

    give up. there's no conceivable way to proceed. we have been bested.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)00:45 No.8869088
    rolled 4 = 4

    cmon guys get in gear!

    clarke flys up firing down on the turrets, and endman dives left opening fire as well
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/30/10(Tue)00:45 No.8869092
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    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)00:45 No.8869097
    rolled 8 = 8

    back up out of flamer range and use superior Futuron marksmanship to take them out
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)00:46 No.8869113
    rolled 4 = 4

    alright, blow up the turrets. :/
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/30/10(Tue)00:48 No.8869156
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    Eventually you disable the flamethrowers.

    It's a remarkably effective security system.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)00:50 No.8869194
    rolled 3 = 3

    Well maybe we can still salvage the bushes and make disguises out of them.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)00:51 No.8869210
    rolled 1 = 1

    Scan for more hostiles/defenses
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)00:52 No.8869220
    rolled 12 = 12

    Try to salvage the flame throwers

    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)00:52 No.8869236
    Holy fuckballs it worked!
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)00:53 No.8869245
    rolled 1 = 1

    now that we've disabled the turrets, maybe we should invite megacroc inside for a meal
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/30/10(Tue)00:53 No.8869250
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    The way ahead is too foggy to see, but the emissions are definitely coming from beyond.

    The opening in the cliff is too low for the rocket pack.

    What will you do, Spaceman?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)00:54 No.8869265

    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)00:54 No.8869282
    rolled 6 = 6

    Scan the fog
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/30/10(Tue)00:55 No.8869300
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    Roll a d12, please.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)00:57 No.8869320
    rolled 1 = 1

    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)00:57 No.8869321
    rolled 5 = 5

    Come on baby!
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)00:57 No.8869322
    rolled 6 = 6

    Oh Boy
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)00:57 No.8869327
    rolled 6 = 6

    mother of invention, FOR THE SPIRIT OF ADVENTURE!
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)00:58 No.8869336
    wow we suck tonight
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/30/10(Tue)01:01 No.8869397
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    Any other great ideas?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)01:02 No.8869413
    rolled 11 = 11

    Read/scan that sign
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)01:02 No.8869416
    rolled 10 = 10

    Lol, not with these rolls

    Scan the fog
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)01:02 No.8869419
    OP, I don't have time to play tonight, but I'll be reading the archive page in the morning.

    You run a quest that makes me feel like a kid again. Very fun. And the pithy comments sprinkled throughout make me grin. "DEM EYES" as a pic description still makes me chuckle.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)01:03 No.8869434
    rolled 11 = 11

    can we use our transcoder to try and send a message ahead?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)01:03 No.8869435
    rolled 3, 10 = 13

    I loled.
    -Try salvaging the other one and repurposing it into a flamethrower. Rolling twice to see.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)01:04 No.8869456
    rolled 7 = 7

    scan for life.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/30/10(Tue)01:04 No.8869457
    >can we use our transcoder to try and send a message ahead?

    What do you want to say?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)01:04 No.8869463
    rolled 5 = 5

    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)01:05 No.8869466
    "please turn off the flamethrowers, it's quite warm enough in this jungle"
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)01:07 No.8869496
    rolled 8 = 8

    we won't have any problems destroying your defenses if necessary, so you might as well disable them.

    either that or the standard "we come in peace, please disable your defenses"
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)01:08 No.8869508
    rolled 2 = 2

    We come in peace. We brought women
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/30/10(Tue)01:09 No.8869511
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    The sign is the universal symbol for "Danger, do not enter".

    The fog is harmless, and the area beyond has a large amount of metal.

    The other flamethrower is completely destroyed.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)01:09 No.8869514
    "Attention! People of Oasis! I am called Spaceman, Adventurer of Futuron! I mean you no harm, I come simply to trade with you."
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)01:11 No.8869540
    rolled 4 = 4

    Welp, lets get hoofing into the fog so we can find the miners.
    >> Cr9 !PLAN9M8Wsc 03/30/10(Tue)01:11 No.8869545
    Oh god, the laughing hurts.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/30/10(Tue)01:11 No.8869546
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    Whatever's beyond, they know you're here.

    What will you do, Spaceman?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)01:12 No.8869560
    rolled 11 = 11

    Fire the burners wildly into the fog, hoping to scare off any ambushers.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)01:13 No.8869571
    rolled 9 = 9

    charge in with guns blazing
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)01:14 No.8869580
    rolled 11 = 11

    Blazing Burners Mind.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)01:15 No.8869602
    Point the jetpack parallel to the ground and send it off.

    Watch for burner flashes in the fog.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/30/10(Tue)01:20 No.8869682
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    In the back of your mind you wonder how this is supposed to help convince the miners to aid you in overthrowing High Lord Spruesworth, but you're having too much fun to care.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)01:21 No.8869698
    I just snorted my drink. Damn your awesomeness, assorted space people.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)01:22 No.8869709
    rolled 4 = 4

    Shoot their weapons to pieces. Show them that you're bringing peace, or else.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)01:22 No.8869712
    rolled 3 = 3

    Rolling for diplomacy

    Those were burner lasers of friendship
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)01:23 No.8869722
    rolled 3 = 3

    Hey man, they shouldn't have tried to ambush us.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)01:23 No.8869724
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)01:23 No.8869735
    rolled 2 = 2

    if they were friendly, they wouldn't all be lined up with guns like that. have clarke rocket boost up and take out the gunner on the roof, then land on roof and use gun to make the others surrender. Or just destroy them all.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)01:24 No.8869752

    This can only end in a clusterfuck of hilarity.
    >> Cr9 !PLAN9M8Wsc 03/30/10(Tue)01:26 No.8869765
    Average roll of 3.

    We're doing good.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/30/10(Tue)01:26 No.8869777
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    Must be a regional thing!

    What will you do, Spaceman!
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)01:27 No.8869786
    rolled 12 = 12

    It's time.

    Do a backflip. Ride the burners blasts.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)01:27 No.8869791
    rolled 8 = 8

    throw bushes.
    >> Cr9 !PLAN9M8Wsc 03/30/10(Tue)01:27 No.8869802
    rolled 5 = 5

    My god, this has to work.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)01:28 No.8869810
    rolled 1 = 1

    Bush Throw!!!
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)01:28 No.8869815
    rolled 10 = 10

    Backflip onto roof, take roof miner hostage, make others throw down their weapons

    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)01:28 No.8869816
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)01:29 No.8869822
    rolled 9 = 9

    try mooning them to draw their attention, while their rage ruins their marksmanship. Clarke and Endman use the distraction to fuck them up from the sides
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)01:30 No.8869844

    it must be fate
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)01:32 No.8869876
    Can our cyberfist do anything cool like shoot out of our arm and rocket punch people, or shoot out of our arm and grapple things, or shoot out of our arm and explode?

    Can we shoot our cyberfist?
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/30/10(Tue)01:32 No.8869878
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    This seems to be going well...
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)01:34 No.8869891
    Use the transponder to call robot, have him fly the ship over and threaten to anti-matter missile the cave if they don't surrender
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)01:34 No.8869892
    rolled 9 = 9

    Oh come on I critted that backflip roll. Okay, here goes:

    Another backflip, onto the roof. Strike a pose. And insist you are the reincarnation of the prophet Blockutron.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)01:35 No.8869900
    rolled 5 = 5

    forgot my roll
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)01:35 No.8869909
    rolled 6 = 6

    "Bah-weep-Graaaaagnah wheep ni ni bong!"
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)01:36 No.8869922
    rolled 4 = 4

    "uhh Klatu nikto... *grumble grumble*"
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)01:36 No.8869924
    somehow I doubt even a futuron could survive that missile.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)01:37 No.8869931
    rolled 10 = 10

    pray for a diplomacy crit.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)01:38 No.8869955
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)01:39 No.8869962
    rolled 9 = 9

    explain how it's all just a big misunderstanding - you meant to assault the evil hidden blacktron base, but you must've gotten the map turned upside down
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)01:39 No.8869965
    A mexican standoff is better than no standoff
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)01:43 No.8870022

    Oh shi-
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/30/10(Tue)01:45 No.8870046
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    But then...
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/30/10(Tue)01:45 No.8870053
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    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/30/10(Tue)01:46 No.8870062
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    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/30/10(Tue)01:47 No.8870078
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    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/30/10(Tue)01:47 No.8870089
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    ...you emerge on top of the situation, as you always do!

    What will you do, Spaceman?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)01:48 No.8870100
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    rolled 12 = 12


    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)01:49 No.8870121
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    rolled 1 = 1


    Also, wink at Officer Clarke after such a show of manliness

    >> Cr9 !PLAN9M8Wsc 03/30/10(Tue)01:49 No.8870130
    Critting the love roll.

    This will end well.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)01:49 No.8870134
    Nevermind looks like spaceman will be a virgin
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)01:49 No.8870136
    rolled 4 = 4

    see if we can find something to restrain them with, otherwise just let the cop use her prisoner management skills while you loot the joint
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)01:50 No.8870140
    rolled 8 = 8

    "Take me to your leader"
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)01:50 No.8870147
    rolled 5 = 5

    Try to talk down the situation and win the miners back
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)01:54 No.8870220
    (the joke is that legos can't wink)
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/30/10(Tue)01:54 No.8870227
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    A one-eyed man emerges from the compound with his hands raised in supplication.

    "Alright, let's just calm down. You bastards want some of our blockonium, just take it... no need for burners."
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)01:55 No.8870245
    rolled 9 = 9

    Blockonium, whats that?
    Nevermind it sounds awesome, load it on to the hoversled and take it back to our ship.
    >> Cr9 !PLAN9M8Wsc 03/30/10(Tue)01:55 No.8870247
    rolled 5 = 5

    Throw the burners (far) to the side. Agree with him. Explain why you're here.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)01:56 No.8870265
    rolled 10 = 10

    *he has a cool eye patch, try to recruit him*
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)01:57 No.8870271
    rolled 10 = 10

    I can't really imagine that the miners would want to join our rebellion, even if we hadn't attacked them, so we can use the precious blockonium to hire some muscle back on NJ, assuming we can return there.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)01:58 No.8870289
    rolled 3 = 3

    Use transponder to identify Blockonium
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/30/10(Tue)01:59 No.8870308
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    The hoversled was lost in the swamp when you met the Megacroc.

    What exactly do you say?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)02:00 No.8870314
    rolled 4 = 4

    This man must have a story. Ask him what he knows of High Lord Spruesworth
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)02:01 No.8870332
    We'll put the burners away if you tell us if theres anything else of interest on this planet.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/30/10(Tue)02:02 No.8870351
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    Your transcoder doesn't seem to know what blockonium is.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)02:02 No.8870357
    rolled 2 = 2

    Ask him why his flamethrowers attacked us
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)02:02 No.8870363
    rolled 3 = 3

    what exactly is blockonium? can it be weaponized?
    >> Cr9 !PLAN9M8Wsc 03/30/10(Tue)02:03 No.8870372
    rolled 11 = 11

    Say Spruesworth wants to make eyepatches illegal. For everyone. Forever.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)02:04 No.8870390
    rolled 5 = 5

    That bastard is such a pretty-boy that he probably wants to outlaw everything gruff and manly.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/30/10(Tue)02:06 No.8870424
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    "Spruesworth? Bah!" he spits. "He's worse than the pirates! His taxes are bleeding my crew dry!"

    "Have you been outside lately?"
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)02:08 No.8870440
    rolled 7 = 7

    Wait, can he tax people on a planet he isn't placed in charge of? Isn't that illegal or something?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)02:08 No.8870454
    rolled 10 = 10

    Ask him if he has any other decent weapons around. Those guys had fucking miniburners or something, so it figures they might have some serious dakka somewhere else.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/30/10(Tue)02:09 No.8870468
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    High Lord Spruesworth is the ruler of this entire sector.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)02:09 No.8870469

    Promise him a cybernetic replacement for his eye.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)02:11 No.8870502
    rolled 12 = 12

    What is blockonium good for?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)02:12 No.8870510
    rolled 2 = 2

    Try to recruit his gang to aid your cause

    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)02:13 No.8870517
    Ok I'm going to stop rolling

    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)02:13 No.8870518
    rolled 12 = 12

    What do you know... of the BLACKTRONS?
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/30/10(Tue)02:14 No.8870537
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    "Oh, aye, we have corers a'plenty. This rock's too hard for any drill."

    "Are ya daft, Futuron? It's the thing at the core of a starship drive! Just one block of it is worth ten thousand credits!"
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)02:15 No.8870547
    rolled 4 = 4

    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)02:16 No.8870561
    rolled 8 = 8

    Wait, starship drive? Is there a dock here, can we upgrade ships?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)02:16 No.8870562
    rolled 4 = 4

    Perfect for funding an army!

    You guys wanna help?
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/30/10(Tue)02:17 No.8870563
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    His eye gets a faraway look.

    "There were ten of us..."
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)02:19 No.8870591
    rolled 11 = 11

    help fund and aid our war against the blacktrons and the emperors nephew, and we will pay you back tenfold. with a side of revenge for sweetener.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)02:19 No.8870595
    rolled 3 = 3

    You know what?

    I'm starting to think Spruesworth is a duffer compared to Blacktron. Spruesworth has a lawless planet and a jungle hell under his control. Whoop.

    Blacktron? WHO KNOWS.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)02:21 No.8870628
    rolled 11 = 11

    Ask what happened, maybe there's some information we can glean about how Blacktrons operate.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)02:22 No.8870633
    rolled 7 = 7

    How about we join forces against the common enemies?
    You give us a place to hide out when there's trouble, and maybe a little assistance, and we'll take on Spruesworth and see about getting those taxes lowered - BY KILLING HIM.
    >> Disasterbation !!7D6z0JTG1+/ 03/30/10(Tue)02:28 No.8870699
    rolled 5 = 5


    You idiots, never interrupt a flashback, or he'll start digging out your hearts with his space-dessert spoon.

    Let the man finish.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/30/10(Tue)02:36 No.8870800
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    "I was just a rookie... we were sent in without knowing what was coming..."

    "They came like ants... they just appeared, and *swarmed* and disappeared."
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/30/10(Tue)02:36 No.8870810
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    "I didn't even see what happened to anyone else. I was just... alone... all of a sudden."
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)02:37 No.8870814
    *nice rook face*
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/30/10(Tue)02:38 No.8870829
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    "I could feel them behind me... at first there was nothing, then they were just... there."
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/30/10(Tue)02:39 No.8870850
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    "Their voices... they didn't sound human. Why would someone have a helmet that sounded like that?"

    "I couldn't even hear what they were saying, I was so scared."
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/30/10(Tue)02:41 No.8870867
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    "When one of them trained his burner on me I was ...relieved."
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/30/10(Tue)02:41 No.8870877
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    "They heard my transport before I did. All I could think of was that everyone on it was going to die."
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/30/10(Tue)02:42 No.8870881
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    "When I looked back one of them was gone."

    "The other one..."
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/30/10(Tue)02:43 No.8870887
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    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/30/10(Tue)02:43 No.8870898
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    "He showed me... what was under the visor..."
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/30/10(Tue)02:44 No.8870909
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    "...And I knew... when he did it... what it meant..."
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/30/10(Tue)02:45 No.8870914
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    "...it meant I was going to see him again some day."
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)02:46 No.8870928
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)02:47 No.8870933
    I think I have a solution to your problem - if you need 2 eyepatches you won't ever have to worry about seeing him again
    >> Cr9 !PLAN9M8Wsc 03/30/10(Tue)02:47 No.8870937
    That's... pretty badass.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/30/10(Tue)02:48 No.8870945
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    "What do you want with us, Futuron?"
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)02:48 No.8870947
    "To have seen something so atrocious and yet lived is astounding! What is your name, brave sir?"
    >> Disasterbation !!7D6z0JTG1+/ 03/30/10(Tue)02:48 No.8870950
    rolled 39 = 39

    Lego has never been so downright terrifying.

    Ask him what he looked like behind the visor.
    >> Cr9 !PLAN9M8Wsc 03/30/10(Tue)02:49 No.8870958
    rolled 4 = 4

    We'll need allies. Spruesworth needs defeating, and it looks increasingly likely that Blacktron will be an even bigger threat.

    Tell them in no uncertain terms that it's likely to be dangerous, and if they don't want to directly help we could always use money, weapons and their base as a hideout, but we'd appreciate any and all help.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)02:49 No.8870962
    rolled 8 = 8

    Oh you know, just the usual, loot, weapons and people to help overthrow High Lord Spruesworth.

    Also, ship upgrades would be nice.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)02:50 No.8870968
    rolled 3 = 3

    i require your allegiance and wealth to fund my war on the blacktrons and spruesworth.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)02:52 No.8870981
    "I have come here in search of weapons, funds, and most importantly, warriors. It is my duty to see the Emperor's nephew removed from his thrown, such that his people may be free of his contemptible reign! Will you assist us, sir?"
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/30/10(Tue)03:01 No.8871084
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    "There are a thousand men on Oasis, and all of them hate Spruesworth as I do."

    "We may fight with you, Futuron, for the right price... but we will not simply charge the Imperial Castle in our coveralls!"
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:02 No.8871096
    New Jerusalem for armor, I guess?
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/30/10(Tue)03:02 No.8871106
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    "Provide us with enough protection and we will-"

    He is interrupted as another miner rushes from the compound!

    "Jadar! The Imperial tribute collectors draw close!"
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:04 No.8871118
    set pants to shit
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:05 No.8871132
    rolled 7 = 7

    How close? It may be time to engage in a bit of piracy...
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/30/10(Tue)03:06 No.8871144
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    "Quickly, Futuron, inside!"

    "The Imperials must not know you are here!"

    What will you do, Spaceman?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:07 No.8871153
    rolled 10 = 10

    Uh damn, duck in and get a disguise?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:07 No.8871160
    rolled 2 = 2

    As long as they let us keep our burners, everyone inside. This was far too elaborate to be a trick.
    >> Disasterbation !!7D6z0JTG1+/ 03/30/10(Tue)03:08 No.8871167
    rolled 6 = 6


    Guess we shouldn't have fucked up those flamethrowers...

    Get inside, shoot the snot out of them if there's only a few of them.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:12 No.8871218
    Acquire miner garb for you Clarke and Endman.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:23 No.8871334
    rolled 1 = 1

    rolling to bump and wake up op.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:23 No.8871336
    rolled 9 = 9

    Hide, preferably in a spot where we can ambush the collectors or hijack their vehicle, if need be.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/30/10(Tue)03:24 No.8871349
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    "Now keep quiet-"
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:25 No.8871353
    Stay down. Stay quiet. Will the collectors away.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/30/10(Tue)03:25 No.8871364
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    "Here it is, eighteen percent, like you said."

    The Imperial glances at it.

    "Next time it will be twenty percent. Prepare accordingly."
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:26 No.8871374
    rolled 12 = 12

    Man! We need those hats!

    Try to signal to the miners to barter for one of the hats.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/30/10(Tue)03:27 No.8871381
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    "Gods be damned," your escort whispers.

    "That's an Imperial Knight!"
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/30/10(Tue)03:28 No.8871396
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    Jadar frowns and a twitch of sadness crosses his face as the hoversled glides by.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/30/10(Tue)03:28 No.8871404
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    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:29 No.8871405
    rolled 8 = 8

    Well damn, better send a text message to Benie and have him get the ships ready. I have a feeling we are going to need air support or a getaway quickly.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/30/10(Tue)03:29 No.8871413
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    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/30/10(Tue)03:30 No.8871419
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    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:30 No.8871421
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    Is that like nautical dawn?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:30 No.8871425

    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:31 No.8871430
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:31 No.8871436
    rolled 8 = 8

    We are SPACEMAN! We shouldn't just let these dirty bastards make off with hard earned minerals of the common man! Let's DO something! Blast the hover sled, to keep them from getting away, then disarm the knight!

    While we have the element of surprise!
    >> Disasterbation !!7D6z0JTG1+/ 03/30/10(Tue)03:32 No.8871444
    rolled 2 = 2


    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/30/10(Tue)03:34 No.8871459
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    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/30/10(Tue)03:34 No.8871468
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    ...but you really want one of those hats!
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/30/10(Tue)03:35 No.8871475
    Aww, you should have left the post that said he wasn't looking :P
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:36 No.8871486
    rolled 4 = 4

    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:37 No.8871495
    Oh fuck, you have no idea. That is our white whale. Fuck justice. Fuck adventure.

    Those hats, man, that was our one glimpse at true perfection.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/30/10(Tue)03:38 No.8871510
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    The miners are obviously unwilling to bring the Empire's attention to them until they are sure of where they stand.

    What will you do, Spaceman?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:39 No.8871514
    rolled 11 = 11

    Guys, if we hijack their ship, we can have their hats.

    Also their weapons and loot.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:41 No.8871532
    rolled 5 = 5

    Ask for a few pieces of blockonium with which to acquire them proper combat supplies. Negotiate for collateral so they know you'll come back.
    >> Disasterbation !!7D6z0JTG1+/ 03/30/10(Tue)03:41 No.8871538
    rolled 8 = 8


    They need armour and training before they can be an effective force. Keep them as a sleeper cell, for now.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:41 No.8871546
    rolled 11 = 11

    I say we go after those hats!
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/30/10(Tue)03:43 No.8871570
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    "If you hold yourself back now, I promise we'll knock over an Imperial squad as soon as we can."
    >> Cr9 !PLAN9M8Wsc 03/30/10(Tue)03:43 No.8871574
    rolled 6 = 6

    I want to. I want to more than anything I've ever wanted to do before. But ... it's too risky. Plus, when we attack Spruesworth, we can have not only more hats, but his sweet ass clothes too.

    For now? Tell the miners that they can let the Imperials take their hard-earned blockonium, or come and fight with us. It won't be easy, but it will be right.

    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:45 No.8871605
    Oh gods, you can't say no to those freckles.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:45 No.8871608
    rolled 11 = 11

    Oh Clarke you are such a tease.
    However, is there a better way to get allot of weapons and armor and stuff like that quickly?
    >> Disasterbation !!7D6z0JTG1+/ 03/30/10(Tue)03:45 No.8871609
    rolled 10 = 10


    Collateral = Clarke.

    That wench is just standing between us and our sweet hats.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:46 No.8871618
    rolled 7 = 7

    Tell her... "If -you- "hold me back" I'll do whatever you want." then give our most CHARMING SMILE.

    Then, we should go get these guys some weapons and armor, and maybe sell off our treasure somewhere, so we don't have to lug it around anymore! ..or something!
    >> Cr9 !PLAN9M8Wsc 03/30/10(Tue)03:48 No.8871638
    rolled 8 = 8

    I swear, I SWEAR, Lego Quest controls the rolls. We roll low until something like >>8869786 and suddenly we are incredibly awesome at the best possible time.

    And we never succeed in a sweet-talkin' check. Not once. Ever.
    >> Disasterbation !!7D6z0JTG1+/ 03/30/10(Tue)03:51 No.8871681
    rolled 5 = 5


    Naw, Spaceman strikes me as the more dominant type in the space-sack.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/30/10(Tue)03:52 No.8871685
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    New Jerusalem is likely swarming with bounty hunters eager to collect on your head.

    There is one group that might have what you want...
    >> Disasterbation !!7D6z0JTG1+/ 03/30/10(Tue)03:53 No.8871704
    rolled 5 = 5



    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:53 No.8871707
    rolled 10 = 10

    You're lucky we love you too much to call the railroading and ignoring our attempts to seduce the lovely freckle bearing woman.

    Fine let us go to Blacktron space and look for what we need!
    >> Cr9 !PLAN9M8Wsc 03/30/10(Tue)03:56 No.8871731
    rolled 9 = 9

    Alright. We might want to tell the mining captain of our plans. He might have something to say.

    And besides, I believe it's customary to tell someone you like them before near-suicidal missions. Two birds, one burner.

    For adventure, for hats!
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:56 No.8871734
    If there was ever a good time for a morale-boosting "HO, SPACEMAN!" this would be it.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:56 No.8871737
    rolled 10 = 10

    Well I guess we can take some blockonium and the warhead with us to go infiltrate their space. But we would need something more heavy duty than the ships we currently have I would think.

    Also who would dare to go with us on a mission of such daring do?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:57 No.8871741

    1) this is an amazing amount of fun, i haven't had this much lego-based fun in like 20 years.

    2) we've got to get some of those hats.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:58 No.8871747
    rolled 9 = 9

    You know, Spruesworth is probably sitting on a pile of blockanium. If we could recover our treasure, we could probably rip him off and get some material to help build our forces or use for bargaining.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:58 No.8871748
    /tg/ Fucking loves hats.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/30/10(Tue)04:00 No.8871776
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    >Also who would dare to go with us on a mission of such daring do?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)04:01 No.8871781
    rolled 2 = 2

    No one with a shred of sanity dislikes Lego Quest (the threads, or their author).

    It's just the way of things. Some things are hard to define as "good" or "bad". This is, clearly, amazing. Even GN enthused over it.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/30/10(Tue)04:01 No.8871783
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    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/30/10(Tue)04:02 No.8871787
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    >> Crix !!RpOLjtsjwNS 03/30/10(Tue)04:02 No.8871790
    Squad morale broken.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)04:03 No.8871801
    You know, I got into the Lego Universe beta hoping it'd be even a little like this. I was heavily disappointed.

    But you, sir tripfriend? You're making my childhood dreams come back to life; adventure, fortune, camaraderie, and SPACE!

    I wish I could thank you enough for how entertaining these are.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)04:04 No.8871804
    Let's GO there is adventure to be had, ask the boss man where we can find a bigger ship our whole crew can ride together. Then let's see if he'll offer any resources, and get on outta here!
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/30/10(Tue)04:04 No.8871805
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    >You know, Spruesworth is probably sitting on a pile of blockanium. If we could recover our treasure, we could probably rip him off and get some material to help build our forces or use for bargaining.

    Your treasure is sitting in the Viper a few miles away.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)04:04 No.8871807
    fuck, how does i roll again?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)04:06 No.8871825
    rolled 10 = 10

    Well, load up the ships with some corers if the miners can spare them, thank them for their courtesy, and gird our plastic loins. It's go time.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)04:08 No.8871847
    rolled 4 = 4

    I still say we should try to upgrade the ships before we go off into the wild black yonder.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/30/10(Tue)04:09 No.8871853
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    Endman's face has lost its normal cheeriness, and his eyes are serious.

    "I have pledged to follow you across the universe, Spaceman."

    "If you go into Blacktron space, know that my burner shall ever be at your call."
    >> Disasterbation !!7D6z0JTG1+/ 03/30/10(Tue)04:09 No.8871855
    rolled 5 = 5




    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)04:11 No.8871875
    rolled 10 = 10

    That's us, through a glass redly.
    I actually fistpumped. In real life.

    Yes, Endman. You are, truly, a Futuron without peer.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)04:11 No.8871877
    rolled 10 = 10

    Uh that's Spaceman. It's a flashback
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/30/10(Tue)04:13 No.8871888
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    Jadar returns with a hoversled loaded down with three huge slabs of blockonium.

    "I think you are a fool who will die in Blacktron space, Futuron... but if any man will succeed, I feel it would be you."
    >> Disasterbation !!7D6z0JTG1+/ 03/30/10(Tue)04:13 No.8871889
    rolled 1 = 1


    Oh right, my bad.
    >> Disasterbation !!7D6z0JTG1+/ 03/30/10(Tue)04:14 No.8871914
    rolled 8 = 8


    Kiss him. Full on the lips.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)04:15 No.8871922
    Brofist Endman, brofist Jadar. Ask him where we might get a BIGGER SHIP. Then let us make with the going! (Maybe ask for a lift back to our crafts)
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)04:15 No.8871928
    Let's get this shit back to the ship asap, Spaceman has got stuff to do a galaxy to save, and a hot officer in need of a debriefing.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)04:15 No.8871932
    rolled 4 = 4

    Thank the miners, then to the ships!
    Adventure, danger and hats await us. New guns and new allies at our recently-flipped backs, we shall set off towards Blacktron space!
    >> Crix !!RpOLjtsjwNS 03/30/10(Tue)04:16 No.8871934
    >large clear white blocks

    I'm nostalgia'ing so hard
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)04:16 No.8871940
    rolled 3 = 3

    what, NO, FUCK NO
    /tg/ is either gay, or wants to be the woman, FUCK THAT, Spaceman is straight as an arrow.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/30/10(Tue)04:17 No.8871948
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    "A ship?"

    "We deal in fuel, not flight. New Jerusalem, perhaps."
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)04:17 No.8871950
    Call Bennie, have him get the ships over here.

    And what will Clarke be doing?
    >> Cr9 !PLAN9M8Wsc 03/30/10(Tue)04:18 No.8871954
    rolled 10 = 10

    We'll either succeed, or we'll get his revenge. Most likely both.

    Space beckons us forward, it seems, and danger awaits!
    >> Disasterbation !!7D6z0JTG1+/ 03/30/10(Tue)04:19 No.8871960
    rolled 10 = 10


    Yeah we kinda have trouble with that.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)04:20 No.8871974
    rolled 11 = 11

    Oh bloody hell. Don't they at least have a dock where people can pump some of this superfuel into the engines? Kind of like a Nitro?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)04:21 No.8871979
    Let's risk it and make a quick stop for a new bigger ship, something impressive with a cool name. Before we go flying to our deaths. ...Without cool hats.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/30/10(Tue)04:22 No.8871992
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    A new ship might be hard to procure at this time...

    ... but modifying the Viper to install Bennie outside and free up a third seat is within your means.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)04:23 No.8872004

    >> Crix !!RpOLjtsjwNS 03/30/10(Tue)04:26 No.8872021
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    Legend of the Galactic Futuron?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)04:26 No.8872023
    ...does /tg/ want Space Captain LEGOlock?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)04:27 No.8872028

    More like SPACE ADMIRAL.
    >> Disasterbation !!7D6z0JTG1+/ 03/30/10(Tue)04:27 No.8872029
    rolled 3 = 3


    >> Cr9 !PLAN9M8Wsc 03/30/10(Tue)04:27 No.8872030
    rolled 8 = 8

    Sounds good. Ask Clarke if she has any attachments to her ship, I think we should put the bomb in it and have Bennie fly it wirelessly.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/30/10(Tue)04:28 No.8872047
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    Clarke guides her own ship down with her transcoder as Bennie swings the Viper around.

    Jadar and his men see you off.

    "Good luck, Futuron. You go in search of death, and you may find it, but if you return my men will follow you against the High Lord."
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)04:28 No.8872049
    rolled 11 = 11

    Criticizing Lego Quest as 'railroading' is not permissible. I will hunt you down.

    Alternative options:
    -Praise Lego Quest
    -Backflip (instant 12)
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)04:31 No.8872075
    rolled 12 = 12

    It just occurred to me their may be some kind of tracking mechanism in Clarkes ship.

    Or in the Viper for that mater.

    Too bad we can't find our first ship and fix it up, or can we?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)04:33 No.8872085
    There not their, damn typo.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/30/10(Tue)04:35 No.8872098
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    As the Viper lifts into the humid evening sky, your burner weighs heavy against your leg.

    You still carry two bounties, one of them calling for you dead or alive, and now you risk your life to barter for Blacktron technology.

    Your companions need not say anything, for they know you will forge on until you die or conquer, for you are Spaceman of Futuron!
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/30/10(Tue)04:36 No.8872102
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    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/30/10(Tue)04:37 No.8872107
    Your original ship is just a few black bricks at this point.

    Plus it was never that great to begin with. The Viper is better.

    And as for tracking mechanisms... there was one in the Viper, but there isn't anymore.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)04:37 No.8872110
    This is the greatest thing I've ever read.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)04:39 No.8872124
    I like a quest that goes to bed when I do.

    I also like Legos.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/30/10(Tue)04:39 No.8872129
    Sorry about the railroading. I'm tired and I didn't have it in me for a hat quest tonight.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)04:41 No.8872148
    rolled 984 = 984

    Oh don't apologize, it's all in good cheer.

    I don't think a single one of us can criticize this seriously. It's just too good.

    And oh, fuck yes. Hat quest is confirmed.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)04:42 No.8872151
    but we will have a chance to get one of those hats right?
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/30/10(Tue)04:43 No.8872155
    Oh yes.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)04:44 No.8872158
    So Clarke is coming with then?
    What are the logistics of this trip?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)04:44 No.8872160
    Man, this thing is the best thing on /tg/ right now. A validation of the boards existence, a reminder that the things i love are important to others, and a pissload of fun. Don't apologize. Just show up again, and run more of it.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)04:46 No.8872174
    Look at it this way, if enough people want us dead, maybe they'll all kill each other trying to get to us first.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)04:47 No.8872183
    jeezus............ this is going to be one of the things this board is remembered for... people will say "oh hey, remember /tg/? yeah. the board that had Roleplaying Games, and Paintable Miniatures, and Lego quest? yeah Lego Quest sure kicked ass right?"
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/30/10(Tue)04:52 No.8872210
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    That asteroid base wasn't large enough to strip and combine your two ships, but it could easily tack on something for Bennie to ride on the hood or something.

    As-is, the Viper seats three humans, or two humans and Bennie, and Clarke's ship seats two (uncomfortably) with room for one more (who would have to be cryofrozen) in the prisoner compartment).
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)04:53 No.8872224
    I say go with one ship. That way we can give the utracannon to Bennie and have him act as an improvised turret.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)08:21 No.8873913
    I have no idea how late this is, because I can't remember my timezones, but two ships is surely a better idea?
    I fully support your plan to put Bennie into turret mode though.
    Also, we could have a dedicated non-combat loot ship.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)08:22 No.8873926
    Five hours, right.
    Well, that was late.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 03/30/10(Tue)12:53 No.8876557
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    All the players are likely out/ asleep but I'll post this so it gets in the archive:

    High Lord Spruesworth's sector goes farther into the Empire; New Jerusalem and Oasis are on the very fringe.

    To get past Regis Major, however, means running straight into the Imperial Navy.

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