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  • File : 1269979403.jpg-(139 KB, 500x439, 533432313_dcbde08925.jpg)
    139 KB Ork Quest: Part 5 - Base Buildan' OP !!xr5GpC4Hw2Q 03/30/10(Tue)16:03 No.8879071  
    Your success has been thanks in large part to the nature of the outpost you chose to attack - understaffed and still under construction, your night attack and kunnin tactics allowed your Waaagh to overcome their defensive position and superior dakka.

    Victory has come at a cost though. Young and inexperienced, your mob of yoofz and boyz suffered heavy losses. It's arguable that if not for the dead klever plan to load up on squigs, the 'umies would not have been panicked enough to let your boyz overwhelm them.

    After leaving the building where the Sororitas were holed up in, you do a 'ead count and figure you have you have just 11 boyz left. Grotlikka was eventually found unconscious and trapped a huge pile of crates knocked over by rampaging squigs. It's hard to tell how many of the squigs died and how many ran off, but it was only 6 red wunz that could be found.

    With some help from from a coincidentally passing dust storm, the fires throughout the base were eventually put out. After letting your boyz feast on the pinkskins and have a well-deserved snooze, they set about exploring the layout of the base properly, and the most notable loot.
    >> OP !!xr5GpC4Hw2Q 03/30/10(Tue)16:03 No.8879076
    The perimeter wall is rectangular and each corner has a taller tower built into it with an autocannon turret on top. During the battle, the north and south-west cannons were destroyed, however, leaving that side of the wall severely underdefended.

    The largest building in the one that you and your taktikal mob stormed to find the hiding Sororitas. It is a supply and command center that seems to be the central hub of the construction process the base was still undergoing. The main area is several storeys high and has three trucks parked inside it alongside stacked crates of machinery, munitions, building materials and tools. Towards the rear of the building are the stairs to the second and third floor which compromises entirely of adminstrative offices - easily convertable to another purpose.

    There are also three barracks already constructed seemingly designed to house 20 humies each. It wouldn't be difficult to squeeze a similar number of boyz into each. An armory - the building that the psyker, commissar and priest fled into - is also nearby, far from full but likely to include some interesting dakka. Aside from the many barrels of fuel and sandbags, the only other notable feature to be found are three construction vehicles - two diggers and a crane.

    Gutwort is still back at base with his gretchin, and any serious construction efforts will require fetching him. You have many challenges to face, Toofsum - what do you do?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)16:05 No.8879103
    needs moar dakka
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)16:09 No.8879165
    rolled 1 = 1

    We's need to get a whole buncha boyz to come over 'ere so we can make our own propa, orky base! Also grab Gutwort.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)16:09 No.8879168
    Leave Grotlikka and some boys to gather up the loot while we go and get Gutwort and try to recruit some more boys while at the camp
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)16:11 No.8879202
    >>8879076
    We needz Gutwort. Wen we git ta fetchin im, tellim that we got some right killy stuff that we want attached to our powa armor. We should also krump more yoofs muckin about and gettum to join our new base.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)16:11 No.8879211
    >>8879165
    zog me, we're doomed.
    >> OP !!xr5GpC4Hw2Q 03/30/10(Tue)16:14 No.8879239
    What vehicle and how many boyz do you take?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)16:14 No.8879259
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    FUCK YEAH!

    ORK QUEST!
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)16:15 No.8879266
    >>8879259
    ORKWEST WAAAGH
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)16:18 No.8879297
    Send Grotlikka and 3 boyz to fetch gutwort and more gretchins on a warbuggy
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)16:18 No.8879299
    >>8879239
    An orky truck and 4 of the biggest and meanest boys with some good DAKKA.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)16:19 No.8879322
    rolled 86 = 86

    we need to create our own ork spawn pool thing that way well have a slow yet infinite supply of boyz
    >> Karl Kroenen 03/30/10(Tue)16:19 No.8879329
    does gutwort have his own transport?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)16:21 No.8879345
    Design a new symbol for our new clan, (insert OP's choice of name here)
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)16:22 No.8879367
    send for our mek, and repair the base. fill in the hole we made in the wall, dirt or a pile of scrap from the broken vehicals. check the crates and see whats in them.
    >> Karl Kroenen 03/30/10(Tue)16:23 No.8879379
    HOWZ ABOWT TOOFSUMZ BACKHAKKERZ?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)16:23 No.8879383
    OP dead?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)16:25 No.8879400
    see if we have any badly wounded so we can make a Deff Dread
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)16:27 No.8879416
    >>8879367
    this, but go with your orks to pick up the mek. also try to get some more yoofs while your at the camp
    >> OP !!xr5GpC4Hw2Q 03/30/10(Tue)16:28 No.8879437
    You gather up four of the boyz that you stormed the depot with - tough and skarred from constant brawling amongst themselves, and dead handy with their chain-choppas. Realising that bringing back the gretchen and some more boyz will take up a lot of space, you two take two of the human trucks with you - a boy to drive the truck you take, and two in the other.

    Grotlikka, meaner than ever despite his embarassing accident, assures you that the base in in good hands.

    Driving back to the Goff camp will take several hours and there is potential for trouble. Do you take a longer, safer route or the speediest? (roll either way)
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)16:29 No.8879442
    >>8879367
    >side from the many barrels of fuel and sandbags

    Use sandbags and fuel fer maken da wall.

    Explodin wallz WAAAAGH
    >> OP !!xr5GpC4Hw2Q 03/30/10(Tue)16:30 No.8879461
    >>8879437
    Err, three in the other. Whoops.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)16:31 No.8879476
    rolled 100 = 100

    Take the safe route back to the Goff camp, then take the speedy route back! That'll get the new boyz warmed up!
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)16:32 No.8879492
    rolled 93 = 93

    before we leave paint the trucks red with 'umie blood to make them faster then take the speedier route
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)16:33 No.8879501
    >>8879492
    we should use proppa paint

    blood turns brown, then black, as it ages. It's only red for a few hours.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)16:34 No.8879520
    >>8879501
    Not if we find more humies on the way!
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)16:35 No.8879533
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    >>8879476
    man the safer route rolled higher this is bullshit
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)16:36 No.8879540
    >>8879476
    fuck! flawless victory!
    >> OP !!xr5GpC4Hw2Q 03/30/10(Tue)16:37 No.8879560
    Before leaving, your boyz make sure to grab a few corpses and paint some bloody symbols on the trucks. Not only will it make your trip back super-fast, but rolling into the camp in distinctly human vehicles would be potentially problematic otherwise.

    The trip itself seems to take virtually no time at all. Perhaps it is the paint, or perhaps your driver somehow found a direct route that was also completely safe. Probably a bit of both.

    Once back at camp you soon find Gutwort, sitting out front with the gretchen and other meks but snoring loudly in in a chair.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)16:38 No.8879579
    We'z got no time ta waste! Quest law sez we'z gonna have an invasion on hand just az we'z gettin' back!

    The faster we get back the less stuff we'll loze!
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)16:40 No.8879603
    rolled 100 = 100

    >>8879560
    start shooting in the air to wake em up and tell them to get in cause they got work to do
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)16:40 No.8879605
    rolled 59 = 59

    >>8879560
    we need more boys. try and get more after wakeing our mek up
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)16:41 No.8879611
    rolled 92 = 92

    grab guts and his grots tell him to get his shit together
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)16:42 No.8879633
    rolled 58 = 58

    >>8879560
    OI! MEKBOY! 'OPE YE LIKE YER MEKSHOP COVERED IN BLOOD, 'CUZ DAT'S OW WE PAINTED IT!

    Get Gutworth to grab basic tools and anything else on hand with his gretchens, and stuff the power armour on top if it's done. If the Mega Power Armour's in shape get out, punch a coupla boyz in the face and drag 'im back back to base with us.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)16:44 No.8879663
    rolled 69 = 69

    Promise free beds at the new camp for the first 50 to join your forces!
    >> OP !!xr5GpC4Hw2Q 03/30/10(Tue)16:45 No.8879668
    Despite it being a cheap bit of dakka the vendors were practically giving away, your slugga seems to have helped out more times than you can count. Great for sticky situations, and even better for waking up lazy mekaniks, you start firing it into the air wildly, sending gretchen diving for cover and Orkz yelling at you to cuttit out.

    Gutwort wakes up in a shock and almost falls out of his chair.

    "Wot, wot! I'm awake! 'ardly slept at all last night, but I'm awake. Glad to see you alive, Boss. Wotdaya want?"
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)16:47 No.8879692
    rolled 23 = 23

    >>8879668
    We'z got the base but it's all bashed up. We'z need youz to get yer gear and bring it up ta orky code!

    Also 50 beds to those to join up.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)16:48 No.8879705
    OI YOU BOYZ DERZ A WAAAAAGH ON SO YA BEST BE COMIN' WID ME IF YA WANTZ TO SEE SOM' FIGHTIN'!
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)16:49 No.8879732
    rolled 82 = 82

    And one more thing - WERE IZ DAT MEGA ARMOUR SUPER SUIT?
    >> OP !!xr5GpC4Hw2Q 03/30/10(Tue)16:55 No.8879833
    "Dats pretty impressive, Boss. Tell da truth, didn't expect ya to pull it off."

    He gets up out of his chair and wanders over to a workbench, slinging a few strange looking tools to his belt and apron. He then collars one of the other meks.

    "Roit, any nobz come 'roud 'ere lookin for me, tell 'em I went off to fight sum pinkskins. I'm takin da grots too, itz about time you lot paid yer own teef for sum, anyways."

    He starts shouting and threatening his gretchen, and the swarm moves towards one of your trucks and disappear into the back of one of the trucks.

    "Nice red bitz on dere, Boss. Ya orta get paint tho, saw on your uvver karts dat da blood went all brown and flaked orf. Wot woz it you said about beds, too? Plenny 'em to go around. Dat'll excite sum boyz, deffo. Dunno where dey are at today though. What sorta boyz you wantin'?"
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)16:58 No.8879879
    >>8879833
    the biggest and the meanest around
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)16:59 No.8879915
    rolled 42 = 42

    >>8879833
    WE'ZE GUNNA NEED SUM STORMBOYZ!
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)17:00 No.8879938
    rolled 58 = 58

    >>8879833
    I'z gonna need a coupla tougher boyz than my current lot fer gettin reel choppy. But I'z t'ink da young boyz'll do nicely fer paddin' out da ranks.. I'z lookin' ta get some propa crewz fer da tanks ta help da Big Boss up against da humies.

    'Ow'z da mega-armour, Grotz? I'z thinkin a bashin' a Nob to establish dominance and I'll be needin' all the help I can get wi' dat!
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)17:03 No.8880001
    rolled 7 = 7

    A dok would be good! Can't have a base without a dok!
    After that maybe some tankbusta boyz and a slaver to raise some grotz to do all the work.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)17:04 No.8880031
    rolled 13 = 13

    >>8879833
    We needz sum more dakka
    gather us sum shoota boyz
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)17:06 No.8880056
    >>8879833
    all weirdboyz all the time
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)17:06 No.8880057
    rolled 23 = 23

    CONSENSUS REACHED:

    GRAB ANYONE STANDIN'D ROUND AND MUKKIN ABOOT

    PUNCH OUT A NOB AND DRAG HIM ON TOO

    GO GO GO BACK TA BASE
    >> Karl Kroenen 03/30/10(Tue)17:06 No.8880060
    can we go shoppin for sum exotic DAKKA?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)17:07 No.8880076
    rolled 52 = 52

    CHECK OUT DA MEGA-ARMOUR DEN GET SOME HARD 'N KUNNIN' BOYZ! KUNNIN WINS DA DAY!
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)17:07 No.8880087
    rolled 69 = 69

    >>8880060
    WHO NEEDS EXOTIC DAKKA WEN WE GOTSA MEKBOY AND A BASE FULLA TONKS?

    WE'Z GONNA USE A TONK CANNON AS A FLASH DAKKA, 'DAT "XOTIC" NUFF FER YEW?
    >> OP !!xr5GpC4Hw2Q 03/30/10(Tue)17:09 No.8880119
    "Shooty boys, eh? I can find dem no problem. After 'earing bout all dem boyz dat died fightan the burny 'umies before you arrived, the boyz 'ave stopped wantin' choppas and are wantin' extra dakka. Maybe we can find sum muckin' about and tell 'em 'bout all the 'umie guns you looted...ya did loot plenny, right?"

    "Dunno about da uvverz tho. Like I said, doks 'round 'ere get sent to da frontline roit quick. Nobz all stick togevver, will krump us if we try."

    You tell him that there are a lot of loot not sorted through yet, but there should be enuff for every Ork that wants to come. Then you remember your killy suit and krump Gutwort.

    "Ow! I woz gonna get to dat...itz finished. Dead killy, it is. Burnas on it were broken and I hadta change da shape. Will take awhile ta get ya into it, do ya wanna do it now or after we get da boyz?"
    >> Karl Kroenen 03/30/10(Tue)17:09 No.8880123
    I MEAN ZzAP GUNZ AN LOOTA'S, ZOG, WHY NOT SOME KOMMANDOZ?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)17:10 No.8880142
    rolled 86 = 86

    >>8880119
    GET IN THE ARMOUR NOW! WE'Z GOTTA LOOK ALL KILLY TAH GET BOYZ TA GO WIFF US!
    >> Karl Kroenen 03/30/10(Tue)17:12 No.8880178
    DA NOBZ MAY TRY TA KRUMP US, DO IT LATER
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)17:13 No.8880194
    rolled 14 = 14

    >>8880142
    dis
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)17:15 No.8880210
    >>8880119
    Let's get da zog in dat killy suit! Den I 'kin do all da heavy liftin'!
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)17:16 No.8880247
    rolled 5 = 5

    >>8879833
    fasta is betta wez needz ta git back to da camp 'fore the umies come back
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)17:16 No.8880250
    http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/8833649/
    http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/8839618/
    http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/8854037/
    http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/8859405/
    Orkquests 1-4 to those who want to see it.

    PROTIP: People archiving this stuff should have "Orkquest" as one word as a searchtag.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)17:19 No.8880304
    rolled 17 = 17

    >>8880210
    Get in da killy suit. Then youse can get EVERYONE ELSE to do da 'eavy liftin! Or else!
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)17:21 No.8880320
    >>8880304
    Wen I sez 'eavy liftin, it means THROWING NOBS WAAAAUGHHHH
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)17:22 No.8880343
    well im off to troll /v/

    wish me luck!
    >> OP !!xr5GpC4Hw2Q 03/30/10(Tue)17:24 No.8880378
    "Armor den? Alroit Boss, follow me out back - had to keep it hidden from everywun, itz so killy dey would want it too."

    You follow him through the mekshop, leaving your boyz to guard the grots and trukks. You go through a bunch of doors and eventually find Gutwort's quarters. Propped up again one wall is the suit - and boy is it killy.

    "Hope you like it Boss. Took extra speshul care to make it, seems like you have gotten bigga since I decided on sizing, but if ya dont mind a bit of heat I can fix it while we get you innit. See, the burnaz on it were all broken up and I herd your boyz complainin' about the 'umies bein' able to shoot you from far away. So I gave you a nice shoota built into it. You already 'ave a nice klaw, so dat can get put on easy too. Derez one fing tho, since it's all komplicated, you 'ave to 'ave bioniks to werk it. So it hazta connect upta ya bionik arse..."
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)17:26 No.8880423
    rolled 45 = 45

    >>8880378
    Datz aweshum! Letz git diz waagh rollin' all proppa!
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)17:26 No.8880427
    rolled 74 = 74

    *smile* Iz... iz... PERFEKT!
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)17:27 No.8880439
    >>8880378
    HAH! I KNEWZ GETTIN BIT ON DE ARSE'D HELP!
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)17:28 No.8880450
    tell him to paint it green cuz green is bestest
    >> Karl Kroenen 03/30/10(Tue)17:28 No.8880451
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    ITZ... BOOTIFUL!
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)17:29 No.8880469
    >>8880450
    oh and get some boyz or gretchins to paint them trucks red and put some shootas on them
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)17:30 No.8880480
    >>8880469
    We'z can do dat later, ya git! First thin's first is gettin more boyz back ta da base so we can finish gettin all da stuff proper looted!
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)17:31 No.8880501
    rolled 52 = 52

    >>8880378
    WHO CARES IT'S AWESOME!
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)17:33 No.8880536
    >>8880480
    you stupid yoof wuts if moah 'umies show up? wut den?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)17:34 No.8880551
    >>8880536
    What den? DEN WE GOT MORE HUMIE BLOOD TA PAINT DA TRUKS WITH, YA STUPID GROT!
    >> Karl Kroenen 03/30/10(Tue)17:35 No.8880558
    ADD SOME SPEEKERZ DAT PLAY "WOT IZ LOVE" TO ALL OUR TRUKKS AN TANKZ
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)17:36 No.8880589
    >>8880551
    I KNOW DAT YA SQUIGBRAIN I MEANT WHAT IF MOAH SHOW UP IF MOAH SHOOTAS DEN WE GOT DATS WHY WE NEED MO DAKKA YOU GRETCHIN LOVAH
    >> Karl Kroenen 03/30/10(Tue)17:38 No.8880622
    WOT IZ LUV? BABY DONT HURT ME, DONT HURT ME, NO MORE!
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)17:39 No.8880641
    >>8880589
    WE'Z GOT DAKKA AT DA BASE. WE'Z NEED TA GET DA DAKKA AT DA BASE FIXED UP, BUT GETTIN BOYZ DERE IS A PRIO- PRIU- FIRST TING ON DA LIST!
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)17:40 No.8880645
    CAN WE'Z PAINT LIKE A REALLY AWESOEM DRAGON ON IT?
    >> OP !!xr5GpC4Hw2Q 03/30/10(Tue)17:41 No.8880665
    You grin ear to ear, revealing your freshly regrown gob of teef. Itz perfekt!

    "Glad you liked it boss. Now get over 'ere and I'll puttit on."

    The process takes about an hour. First of all you have to step into the stompy legs, then put on power pak, then the chest and shoulder plates. Slipping on the power klaw again is easy. The most time consuming thing is the resizing and wiring, though clearly Gutwort is honest about being a damn good Mek, as he manages all the fiddly bits without needing grot help. Like he said, the suit was built a bit small for your current size, but a little creative bodging has given you enough room and more - it will take a lot more klobberin' before you need to have it resized again.

    Afterwards, Gutwort steps back and admires his 'andiwork. "Gork I'm good at dis. Oh, derez wun more fing I forgot to mention Boss. Had my grotz make up a Waaagh banner too. 'aven't put a symbol onnit yet - figured ya would want a Goff wun, but..."
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)17:42 No.8880680
    >>8880641
    DA BOYZ AND GROTLIKKA CAN LOOK AFTER DEMSELVEZ WUT IM TALKIN ABOUT IS IF THE 'UMIES DECIDE TO JUMP US ON DA WAY BACK TO DA BASE YA GROT-FOR-BRAINS
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)17:43 No.8880693
    SWOTIKKAZ! SIEG HEIL DA ORKZ
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)17:43 No.8880695
    >>8880641
    dakka is no good if we aint got boys to shoot it
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)17:43 No.8880704
    >>8880665
    A BIG FOREHEAD SMACKIN' INTAH OUR ENEMIES!
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)17:44 No.8880709
    rolled 69 = 69

    >>8880665
    DATZ ROIT! WE'ZE DA GOFF AN' WE'ZE CARRY A GOFF BANNA!
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)17:44 No.8880717
    >>8880665
    we need a drawfag in here STAT
    >> Karl Kroenen 03/30/10(Tue)17:46 No.8880750
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    hur hur
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)17:46 No.8880751
    rolled 50 = 50

    >>8880665
    ork face gyph with kamina's shades!
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)17:47 No.8880764
    >>8880751
    DONE TO DEATH
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)17:47 No.8880768
    >>8880645
    >Their symbol is the black or red bull's head
    Put a red bull's 'ead onna flag. But put tank treads on da bull's head.

    >>8880695
    WE'Z PUT DA BOYZ ON DA TRUKKS WITHOUT WELDIN DAKKA ON DA TRUKKS. DA BOYZ CAN CARRY THEIR OWN DAKKA. DEN WE GET BOYZ TO DA BASE. NOW STOP MUKKIN ABOOT.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)17:47 No.8880770
    >>8880709
    DA GOFFS IS PUNY AND WEAK WEZ DA BIGGEST AND DA STRONGEST WE NEEDZ A GUD NAME AND A BANNER THAT GORK AND MORK WOULD BE PROUD OF
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)17:47 No.8880777
    I sayz us build a big towah and put lots o' blastas on top of it and when them enemies come we blast 'em
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)17:48 No.8880789
    >>8880777
    MO' DAKKA
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)17:48 No.8880794
    WE'Z STILL DA GOFFS! BUT WE'Z GONNA BE USIN' TANKS TA CHOP OUR ENEMIEZ!

    PUT A MEK-BULL AS OUR MARK!
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)17:51 No.8880825
    guys, guys

    THINK?

    How are we special?
    Well, we have a GIANT METAL ARSE..
    Our banner should say Kiss my ass all orky like and have a pic of a metal ass, we could call ourselves WARBOSS TOOFSUM HARDASS and our boyz would be the BADASSES, DRIVING KICKASS TANKS WITH COOL-ASS PAINTJOBS AND other shit that is ass related.

    no homo
    >> Karl Kroenen 03/30/10(Tue)17:51 No.8880829
    BIONIK GOFFS HEAD
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)17:51 No.8880841
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    Dis iz our banner, but more orky, more choppy and shooty too... and green cuz green iz bestest
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)17:51 No.8880842
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    rolled 82 = 82

    dis here
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)17:52 No.8880856
    >>8880825
    seconded
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)17:53 No.8880867
    rolled 15 = 15

    >>8880825
    ooh... do dis! DO DIS!
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)17:53 No.8880869
    >>8880825
    >no homo

    lold
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)17:54 No.8880888
    >>8880825
    Kunnin'! An' them bluey tau faggots ough t'be all over us fer easy krumpin' after dat!
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)17:55 No.8880904
    >>8880825
    dO dis
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)17:55 No.8880919
    rolled 25 = 25

    >>8880825
    DO IT!
    >> Karl Kroenen 03/30/10(Tue)17:55 No.8880920
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    No.8880825........ no
    >> Volbius Vatore !!egAA4zinLSw 03/30/10(Tue)17:59 No.8880965
    >>8880751
    THIS GODDAMNIT THIS
    ITZ DA ORKIEST
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)17:59 No.8880970
    WE'Z GOT CONCENSUS!
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)17:59 No.8880975
    >>8880825
    Bionik Asses?
    WEZ DA BIONIK ASSES BOSS
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)18:00 No.8880991
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    ALL UNITE UNDER DA KLAW!
    (0.07 hours MSPaint)
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)18:01 No.8880999
    >>8880751
    Dis is wanted!
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)18:02 No.8881019
    rolled 65 = 65

    >>8880825
    DA BIONIK ASSES
    >> Volbius Vatore !!egAA4zinLSw 03/30/10(Tue)18:02 No.8881023
    Drawing the Gurren Lagann one now.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)18:03 No.8881036
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    WAIT WAIT WAIT WE SHOULD BE CHAOS ORKS
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)18:03 No.8881040
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    Ours iz da klaw dat will krump da 'eavens!
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)18:03 No.8881049
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    >>8881023
    >>8880999
    >>8880965

    but its so overdone....
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)18:04 No.8881053
    >>8881036
    I agree with myself that we should consider the power of chaos
    >> Volbius Vatore !!egAA4zinLSw 03/30/10(Tue)18:04 No.8881060
    >>8881040
    Alright, he did better than I would have. THIS
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)18:04 No.8881072
    >>8881049
    yeah...

    But!

    ITS A CLASSIC!
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)18:05 No.8881080
    >>8881060
    But we ain't got shades like that
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)18:05 No.8881090
    WE NEEDZ TA MARRY GROTLIKKA. WE'Z LIVIN' IN SIN WE IZ!
    >> Callidon !!919MbRkSF7H 03/30/10(Tue)18:05 No.8881095
    My vote goes to BIONIC ASSES.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)18:06 No.8881103
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    cmon guys KAYOS ORKZ

    once again promoting my idea before its too late
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)18:06 No.8881109
    >>8881080
    have gutwort make us some bionic shades!
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)18:06 No.8881116
    Bionik arse is good.
    >> OP !!xr5GpC4Hw2Q 03/30/10(Tue)18:07 No.8881125
    Gutwort cackles. "Hurhurhur, good wun Boss. Dis way wez still Goffs, but everywun will know we're your Goffs. Datz using your 'ead."

    You and Gutwort wander back into front of the workshop. Well, wander isn't quite correct. Gutwort carried the Waaagh banner out while stomped loudly behind him.

    The mega armor seems to impress the boyz and other meks. Gutwort throws the banner in the back of the truck and tells the gretchen deyz gotta paint it when they get to the base. Orders, boss?

    [Left it vague about which design we've chosen. Figure we should give some drawfags time to make up a design if they want, or at least you lot time to argue about it more.]
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)18:07 No.8881131
    rolled 55 = 55

    >>8881095
    >>8881019
    >>8880975
    Yes! Bionik Asses!
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)18:07 No.8881137
    >>8881109
    THAT SHOOTS DAKKA AND OR ZAPP BEAMS!
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)18:08 No.8881161
    >>8881125
    STOP MUKKIN AROUND AN GET BACK TO DA FORT
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)18:09 No.8881170
    rolled 6 = 6

    PICK UP SOME BOYZ! OFFER BEDS!
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)18:09 No.8881176
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    Time to recruit some boyz and let's try to find a doc too.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)18:10 No.8881195
    >>8881125
    Shout out ta tha camp at large!

    OI! YOUZ LOT! WE'Z GONE AND LOOTED A WHOLE 'UMIE BASE, AND NOW WE'Z GIVIN' OUT SUM GOOD CHEAP DAKKA AND CHOPPAS! BUT WE'Z ONLY GOT A COUPLA TRUKKS TA BRING YER IN, SO IF YOU WANT SOME GOOD LOOTAN GET IN HERE!
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)18:12 No.8881218
    rolled 41 = 41

    Call allz our Boyz to da trukks and off wiv it den
    >> Karl Kroenen 03/30/10(Tue)18:12 No.8881231
    LOOK FOR NEW BOYZ
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)18:13 No.8881247
    >>8881195
    >> Volbius Vatore !!egAA4zinLSw 03/30/10(Tue)18:13 No.8881255
    Get sum squigs for da eatin', and a Dok for da healin'.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)18:14 No.8881264
    >>8881049
    I agree, alas - I couldn't get bionic ork ass to work, will try and make it a bit less generic, but don't expect any wonders.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)18:16 No.8881299
    rolled 10 = 10

    >>8881264
    We dont really need to SEE it. We can just know it was done.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)18:16 No.8881313
    >>8881176
    Can anyone give me some sort of image with an ork wearing this type of armor? I'm having a hard time visualizing it.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)18:17 No.8881329
    rolled 96 = 96

    >>8881125
    TIME TA GO REKRUIT SUM BOYZ! ALSO TEST MEGA ARMOR SHOOTA ON SOME GIT!
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)18:17 No.8881334
    >>8881125
    we need more boys, we have loot and dakka but only eleven boys to use them. we need more.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)18:19 No.8881356
    rolled 25 = 25

    >>8881329
    IF ONNA DEM NOBS TRY TO BOTHA US AGAIN, WE KNOW WHAT TAH DO!
    >> Volbius Vatore !!egAA4zinLSw 03/30/10(Tue)18:20 No.8881370
    rolled 7 = 7

    >>8881255
    Seriously, guys, these need to be our top priorities.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)18:20 No.8881372
    >>8881313
    http://images.amazon.com/images/G/01/videogames/detail-page/b000aa5wrq-new_ork_icons.gif
    Here's one.
    http://images.amazon.com/images/G/01/videogames/detail-page/b000aa5wrq-new_ork_icons.gif
    Here's a whole page.
    >> OP !!xr5GpC4Hw2Q 03/30/10(Tue)18:21 No.8881393
    Wanting to recruit a few more mobz of boyz, you follow Gutwort's advice and go down to the pie shops to find some 'ungry, desperate Orkz looking for dakka.

    Unlike your first day here, there are hardly any yoofs. Most of them are established boyz who have seen enough combat to darken their skin and give 'em some scars. As they notice your approach a bunch of them scuttle off, while some others growl:

    "Aww, not another Nob comin' by. Im fed up wiv my teef gettin' knicked!"

    It seems like the others have similar complaints, and you notice that most of them don't even have weapons. Seems like the Nobz have been getting awfully greedy and stealin' everywunz stuff.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)18:23 No.8881409
    >>8881393

    Methinks a potential source of discontent for a revolution presents itself.
    >> Volbius Vatore !!egAA4zinLSw 03/30/10(Tue)18:23 No.8881419
    rolled 59 = 59

    >>8881393
    Offer dem weapons an' a new 'ome if dey joinz your WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

    Also, ask around for a good Dok, possibly with anti-Nob sentiments.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)18:24 No.8881430
    >>8881372
    Thanks (although the links are identical)
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)18:24 No.8881431
    >>8881393
    ORK'S REVOLT
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)18:24 No.8881433
    rolled 95 = 95

    >>8881393
    Have an inspirin' speech fer da Boyz! Promise Dakka an' Lootan an' Foitan'!
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)18:24 No.8881439
    rolled 14 = 14

    >>8881393
    Wez should sukka them in wiv talk of a killy team ta squish dese nobz afta wez build up da camp
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)18:25 No.8881450
    >>8881431
    No need for a revolt, we don't want to fight for leadership just yet.
    Just "invite" them to come kill humans under our command.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)18:26 No.8881461
    >>8881450
    not orky 'enuff
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)18:28 No.8881478
    rolled 10 = 10

    tell them they get dakka and a good fight if they join ya

    and maybe MAYBE keep some of their teeth
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)18:28 No.8881480
    >>8880751
    >>8881040
    I swear to gork above this is the most unorky way of doin it

    warboss hardass ftw
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)18:32 No.8881532
    >>8881480
    OP never distinctly said what was taken, just had the mek say that we're goff but we can identify ourselves.

    Draw a hardass banner if you can do it justice or follow the example of

    >>8881299

    and IMAGINATION etc
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)18:32 No.8881537
    >>8881480
    Asses win!
    SEE? SEE? OP ASSES WIN! MAKE IT CANNON!
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)18:34 No.8881566
    >>8881480
    This
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)18:34 No.8881575
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    rolled 37 = 37

    >>8881537
    >>8881480
    paint them green with one cheek metal color and use it as the banner
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)18:35 No.8881581
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    >>8881480

    warboss HARDASS. I like.
    >> Karl Kroenen 03/30/10(Tue)18:35 No.8881582
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    our banner
    >> Volbius Vatore !!egAA4zinLSw 03/30/10(Tue)18:35 No.8881583
    rolled 79 = 79

    No. Asses are stupid. We should be riding a two-headed squiggoth.
    >> OP !!xr5GpC4Hw2Q 03/30/10(Tue)18:38 No.8881622
    Gutwort prods you in the side of your armor with a wrench. "Didn't I tell ya, Toofsum - err, Boss? Plenny of both wantin' dakka."

    You nod and tell him "Good werk" before clearing your throat and yelling out an offer.

    "Roit lads, I've got too much dakka, not enuff boyz and plenty of 'umies dat needz killin'. Come wiv me and I'll giv ya somefin shooty, somefin' to snooze on and wont knock out ya teef unless ya annoy me."

    Most of them look at each other all suspicious like at first, thinking this sounds like a good way to get duffed by the other nobz. On the uvver hand though, you have mega armor and most of the 'ard gitz that's been bothering them didn't. There's a lot of chatter as they discuss it amongst themselves, then the majority move up to you in a chaotic crowd.

    Gutwort handles the details and tells them to head to the mek shop on the hill by the south entrance and that there will be some boyz there who will tell 'em wot trukks to get into.

    [31 boyz join your Waaagh, though fitting them in the trucks could be an effort.]
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)18:38 No.8881623
    rolled 31 = 31

    >>8881582
    DA SCORPIANS!
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)18:39 No.8881634
    WAZ EVEN GOIN ON?
    BOSS! wez need ta know watz to do!
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)18:39 No.8881644
    >>8881582
    >>8881623
    MY GOD YES WE WILL BE SNEEKY GITS THAT WILL STRIKE THEN DISSAPEAR!
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)18:39 No.8881647
    >>8881393
    Wat kinda Nob is mukkin about lootin yer own orkz weapons wen there's Humiez to krump!?

    Ah, zog dat. Let's grab anyone adventuroures enough to have a go.
    >> Volbius Vatore !!egAA4zinLSw 03/30/10(Tue)18:40 No.8881657
    rolled 22 = 22

    >>8881622
    We still need a Dok. We can come back and get some eatin' squigs later.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)18:40 No.8881659
    rolled 52 = 52

    >31 boyz join your Waaagh, though fitting them in the trucks could be an effort
    >though fitting them in the trucks could be an effort
    >effort

    ZOG THAT! THEY CAN RIDE ON TOP AN HOLD ON!
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)18:40 No.8881661
    WARBOSS TOOFSUM HARDASS
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)18:41 No.8881675
    rolled 52 = 52

    >>8881622
    Bakkz to da camp fasta en before them umies iz got ta be der by nowz
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)18:42 No.8881692
    Oi, sumwun tell deez gitz dat all da dokz is up at da waaaghfront...
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)18:43 No.8881693
    Tell them they'd betta fit or you'll just cut off bitz that hang out the side of the trukks!

    Hurry back to de new base and see if Grotlikka's found sum new ENEMIES!
    >> Karl Kroenen 03/30/10(Tue)18:43 No.8881695
    TUNNEL SQUIGZ RULE!
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)18:44 No.8881709
    rolled 59 = 59

    Grab a dok (don't matter if he's nutz... for now), head back to our base, make an ork spawn pit, stop muckin about and get shit done
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)18:45 No.8881739
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    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)18:46 No.8881753
    >>8881695
    i lol'd
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)18:46 No.8881755
    >>8881695

    I like this. I like this a lot.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)18:48 No.8881793
    rolled 47 = 47

    All Roit, boyz! Let's get MOVIN!

    Fast route back.

    We're gonna fight off any last humies, get da boyz armed DEN HEAD TA DA FRONT!
    >> OP !!xr5GpC4Hw2Q 03/30/10(Tue)18:49 No.8881799
    The last order of business seems to be finding a good Dok. Yet again you pressure Gutwort for information and, scratching is head hesitantly, he says:

    "Well. Didn't wantit to come to dis, but I've heard my gretchen squeak about somewun hidin' out in a dump datz good at stitchin' up fings. See, derez a catch tho...I fink he's a grot."
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)18:49 No.8881802
    rolled 11 = 11

    >>8881709
    DO DIS! ALSO THROW A PARTY TAH BREAK IN DA NEW BASE!
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)18:49 No.8881813
    rolled 66 = 66

    >>8881799
    TAKE 'EM FOR NOW
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)18:50 No.8881817
    >>8881799

    WOT!? Dat puny grot aint green enuff to be our Dok!
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)18:51 No.8881852
    >>8881799
    now, in my head, I see this:

    A giant cybork warboss in mega armor with 5-6 gretchin surgeons crawling in/around/through the armor stitching the warboss together as he wades into direct enemy fire without so much as even blinking, with a giant shiny metal ass painted on his bosspole.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)18:51 No.8881854
    >>8881799
    >See, derez a catch tho...I fink he's a grot
    >I fink he's a grot
    >grot

    well zog me... ah mork spit e'll ave ta do fer nowz until we'z get us a propper doc
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)18:52 No.8881857
    Eh. Ferget da doc, W'ez got a mekboy whoz got a lotta bioniks bitz in da binz at base!
    GO GO GO
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)18:52 No.8881864
    >>8881817

    HE LIVES IN A DUMP, DATZ HIS HOUSE, SO HE WILL BE A GOOD DOK LIKE HOUSE, THATZ ONLY LOGIC YA SQUIG
    >> stimpy !!ciMQ2USqck2 03/30/10(Tue)18:53 No.8881880
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    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)18:54 No.8881897
    Wot a portable pocket dok dat you can krump if he mucks about?! Dat's de BEST kinda dok!

    Bribe some gretchin ta fetch the dok. Shout to da lads dat we have de safest an sanest dok around an' if anyone krumps him dey won't hav anyone ta put 'em back togedda after you krump dem!
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)18:54 No.8881898
    >>8881880
    it bootiful... ;_;
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)18:54 No.8881899
    >>8881880

    DAT PUNY BANNA AINT FIT TA WIPE ME DEAD SHINY METAL ARSE!
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)18:54 No.8881900
    >>8881864
    thats about the orkiest thing i have ever read
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)18:55 No.8881910
    rolled 90 = 90

    >>8881864
    IZZE NAMED OSKAR? CAN 'E BRING 'IS GARBAGE CAN WIFFUM?

    I just want to have Dr. Oscar the Grouch, guys ;_;
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)18:55 No.8881913
    >>8881900
    >>8881864

    Dat be da samegit.
    >> Volbius Vatore !!egAA4zinLSw 03/30/10(Tue)18:55 No.8881915
    rolled 95 = 95

    >>8881799
    Ooh. Dis sounds intristin'. We all knowz dat da bestest are da wunz who evryboddy undermestinaits!
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)18:55 No.8881924
    >>8881880
    see dis ere? do eet
    >> Karl Kroenen 03/30/10(Tue)18:56 No.8881931
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    Don't mess with DA TUNNEL SQUIGZ! You think that you're special just 'cause your Daddy's the Farseer? TUNNEL SQUIGZ RULE!
    >> Volbius Vatore !!egAA4zinLSw 03/30/10(Tue)18:57 No.8881945
    rolled 37 = 37

    >>8881880
    Dis is da orkiest.
    >> OP !!xr5GpC4Hw2Q 03/30/10(Tue)18:59 No.8881964
    Gutwort shakes his head, almost ashamed to have suggested it, and mortified that you are considering it.

    "Ize not 'appy about it, but you want a Dok so I'll help ya go fetch 'im. I remember where da gretchen said he woz. Hidin' out since runnin' away from 'is runtherda, I fink."

    Gutwort's sense of direction seems to be another talent of his. The maze of Ork dumps in the slum area, he brings you to a hidden bit of a particularly grimey area.

    One of the shacks has a grinning Ork head painted in blue outside, with a sign stuck in the ground saying "No squishin Dok durin hurty bits!!!"
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)18:59 No.8881970
    rolled 52 = 52

    So after mulling it over in our many voiced head it seems the best course of action is to take the grot doc for want of something better as better stated by >>8881897
    >>8881915
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)18:59 No.8881972
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    Goff'z 'Ard-arses
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)19:00 No.8881981
    >>8881964

    I LIKE DIS DOK ALREADY, HE FUNNY AND CUTTY.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)19:00 No.8881998
    rolled 40 = 40

    >>8881964

    KRUMP DAT GROT AN FROW EM IN DA TRUKK
    >> Firstquest 03/30/10(Tue)19:04 No.8882063
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    Yes? No?

    6millionyears in MS paint.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)19:05 No.8882085
    >>8882063
    It's hilarious, but maybe too silly ;p
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)19:06 No.8882092
    >>8882063

    Proppa orky.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)19:06 No.8882105
    rolled 59 = 59

    >>8882063
    IZ PERFEKT STRIN IT UP
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)19:06 No.8882108
    Are those red penises coming out the sides?
    >> Volbius Vatore !!egAA4zinLSw 03/30/10(Tue)19:08 No.8882131
    rolled 74 = 74

    >>8881964
    Stomp on in and roar loudly.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)19:09 No.8882150
    rolled 45 = 45

    >>8882063
    WE'LL TAKE IT!
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)19:09 No.8882154
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    >>8882063
    If da grot lives in a kan we should strap im to da bak of our armur.

    Also, banners for da banner contest.
    >> OP !!xr5GpC4Hw2Q 03/30/10(Tue)19:09 No.8882155
    Someone roll and type what you say to the Dok.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)19:10 No.8882172
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uovMpapeCJQ
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)19:10 No.8882179
    >>8882063
    i fukkin lol'd XD

    i like it, you should feel proud
    >> Karl Kroenen 03/30/10(Tue)19:12 No.8882204
    OI DOK, WANNA SAFE WORK PLACE?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)19:13 No.8882216
    >>8882154
    dats good to

    HEY! CRAZY IDEA! LETS MIX THE TWO FLAGS TOGETHER!

    HAVE THE METAL ASS FLAG IN >>8882063
    POST AND HAVE >>8882154
    ORK GLYPH'S FACE LOOKING OVER HIS OWN ASS!
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)19:13 No.8882217
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    >>8882063
    =D
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)19:13 No.8882229
    >>8882217
    yes......fucking yes
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)19:15 No.8882259
    rolled 5, 10, 7, 2, 2, 1, 2, 2, 10, 3 + 0 = 44

    >>8882155

    GET OUTTA DERE YA GROT, YOU WILL FIX UP ME BOYZ, I WONT STOMP YA, AND WELL MAKE THINGS REAL ORKY ROUND HERE!
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)19:15 No.8882265
    rolled 41 = 41

    >>8882155
    OI! YOU! CHOPPY GITS CAN SMASH YOU GOOD! ALL MY BOYZ HAVE DAKKA WHICH THEY DON'T AIM!

    IF YER COME WITH ME YER LESS LIKELY TA GET KRUMPED!
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)19:15 No.8882266
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    >>8882217
    FUCKING PERFECT!

    YOU SIR WIN THE GAME!
    >> Firstquest 03/30/10(Tue)19:15 No.8882267
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    >>8882217
    Success.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)19:15 No.8882272
    >>8882155
    Oi git i wunt a werd wid ya
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)19:15 No.8882274
    Kidnap dok, force him to do his dokky stuff.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)19:17 No.8882293
    rolled 28 = 28

    "You dere! We needz a new dok in our new camp! Youse can hav a dok room fer yourself and youse will be da only dok so de boyz won't break ya!"

    Let him sit on your hat until you reach the outpost.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)19:17 No.8882296
    >>8882204
    >>8882272
    >>8882274
    YEZ ALL MUCKIN ABOUT!
    YA SEZ "dice 1d100" IN DA EMAIL FIE- FEEL- EMAIL SLOT! STOP BEIN DAMN GROTZ!
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)19:18 No.8882310
    >>8882274
    oops. this is my roll.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)19:19 No.8882328
    >>8882310
    Godammit
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)19:20 No.8882338
    KIDNAP
    >> stimpy !!ciMQ2USqck2 03/30/10(Tue)19:20 No.8882342
    >>8882063
    ty, altho it was a joint work and this guy did the awesome flag, and mine was only a pole top.
    >>8882229
    >>8882266
    >>8882267
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)19:20 No.8882346
    >>8882328
    >>8882310
    NOT A DAMN CAPITAL D YA GIT

    DELETE YER STINKIN POSTS AFTER YOU'VE DONE MUKKIN ABOOT
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)19:20 No.8882348
    rolled 22 = 22

    >>8882328
    FUUUU
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)19:21 No.8882362
    rolled 45 = 45

    BUNCHA YOOFS IN HERE.

    I sez we krump da dok an' take 'im to da waaaghcamp. We iz da boss, we duz wut we wantz!
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)19:22 No.8882385
    rolled 75 = 75

    >>8882155
    Oi! You dere dok, yoos commin wif me nao, Got meself a 'umie base and weez needin a dok to fix up me boyz. So you commin wif me or I gonna Krump you!
    >> stimpy !!ciMQ2USqck2 03/30/10(Tue)19:23 No.8882391
    >>8882293
    OH GOD THIS, HE IS OUR NEW FAMILIAR. WE NEED TO GET HIM A TOPHAT AND MONOCLE
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)19:24 No.8882409
    rolled 35 = 35

    >>8882217
    OH MY GOD WE NEED TO TAKE THAT NOW! NOW! NOW!
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)19:25 No.8882424
    I'm willing to make a vector out of the flag design op decides on(If we need it?).

    I definielty agree on the horned- kamina glasses -ork head being an ornament on top of the banner, but the ass flag seems a bit to silly.

    Also, how do i roll?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)19:26 No.8882445
    This quest is going down the tubes with all the stale ideas like the Kamina glasses and the tophat/monocle on the gretchin.
    >> Subprocessor 225-B 03/30/10(Tue)19:27 No.8882457
    rolled 17 = 17

    >>8882424
    Quote:

    dice 1d100

    exactly into the email field (that's the one below the name field but above the subject field. You won't believe how many mess this up)

    Don't deviate from this unless you want to roll another number.
    >> OP !!xr5GpC4Hw2Q 03/30/10(Tue)19:27 No.8882461
    You look at Gutwort as if to say "An Orkz gotta do wot an Orkz gotta do..." and then stomp into the shack.

    The first thing you notice is that the shack is filled with junk, and open cages stacked against the walls with more grots than you can count resting in. Others sit around in circles, sharing squig pies or mushrooms. Sitting on a smooth rock in the middle of the room is a lanky grot, somewhat tall but just as nimble as any other. He is wearing blue clothes and, despite you in your mega armor taking up almost the entire shack, seems surprisingly unfazed.

    You tell him that you're looking for a Dok, and can promise that the boyz'll be good and not squish 'im. Strangely, he just stays silent for a moment, before hopping up and squeaking angrily.

    "How do I know youz not gonna just throw me to da squiggly beasts, huh? Your Orkz is all mean gitz, I hate havin' to fix you all up, but if it keeps my fellow lib'rated gretchen from bein' fed to the squigs, so be it! I don't fink you can promise all dese won't get squished too."
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)19:27 No.8882463
    rolled 98 = 98

    PICK UP THE DAMN DOC WITH OUR BIG HAND AND TAKE HIM WITH US
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)19:27 No.8882474
    >>8882445


    I wanted the gretchin to be like house. Dok Dump, since he is from a dump.

    ...I like it anyway
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)19:29 No.8882496
    rolled 79 = 79

    >>lanky grot

    OY DATS A HUMIE!
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)19:29 No.8882500
    rolled 96 = 96

    Feel sorry for 'da little'un, giv' im a big orky 'ug, and promis im' an his grots a noice 'qua... quar... house back at' da looted base.
    >> OP !!xr5GpC4Hw2Q 03/30/10(Tue)19:29 No.8882503
    >>8882445
    I kinda agree, guys. The ass thing is a bit silly, and the animu reference is overdone. Can we save the discussion for another time at least?

    Also, you should only really roll if you are suggesting a specific action of uncertain success. Makes it harder for me to notice which rolls are relevant when everyone includes them.
    >> Karl Kroenen 03/30/10(Tue)19:31 No.8882525
    DEY CAN COME AZWELL!
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)19:31 No.8882528
    rolled 95 = 95

    >>8882461
    Tell him. "We needz all the gretchin and doks and mekboys we can get, so we won't squish none of ya, or feed ya ta squigz." Then if he still keeps muckin about, just scoop him up and leave!
    >> Subprocessor 225-B 03/30/10(Tue)19:32 No.8882538
    rolled 49 = 49

    >>8882461
    Wait a moment. Then give the biggest grin dat gretchin's ever seen.

    "Ow'z you like an 'ard base ter keep yer mates in? I'z gonna need all the boyz I can bring ter da battlefields, and I needz a crew 'owz good at cowerin' away in a bunker and shootin' up humies where's its safe, and helpin' Gutwort 'ere fix up some tanks and other mukkin aboot to do?

    I'z thinkin I've even got enough trukks ta get ya a whole meditrukk all fer yaself, if yer want!
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)19:37 No.8882618
    >>8882538

    best answer is best
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)19:38 No.8882632
    rolled 32 = 32

    >>8882503
    tell him if he does a good job him and his grot will not get smooshed by our big metal arse and will be the personnal docs of the boss i e us and ther for protected as only we would be aloud to do anything to them, but if they get to full of themself we sit on them
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)19:38 No.8882634
    rolled 92 = 92

    >>8882538
    Oi, an if 'at dun wurk, we jus krump 'im.
    >> OP !!xr5GpC4Hw2Q 03/30/10(Tue)19:41 No.8882681
    The reluctant grot crosses his arms stubbornly at first, but as you explain the situation his droopy ears perk up, and eventually he places one boney finger on his chin in a mock-show of deep thought and consideration.

    "Well...dat sounds good t'me. Huh guyz?" he looks around and tells one of the awake grots to rattle some cages. "On behalf of da rest of da ladz, Ize accept. Wun fing though, derez a lot of us and our herda still wants us back to feed to 'is pet. Gunna have to be quick gettin' outta here in case we getz spotted."

    [24 grots and 32 snotlings. Good luck keeping track of them.]
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)19:41 No.8882687
    >>8882538
    >>8882634
    These
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)19:43 No.8882709
    rolled 58 = 58

    Den let's get outta here and get our metal ass back to our new Waaaaaaaaaghh base!
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)19:43 No.8882713
    rolled 10 = 10

    >>8882681
    Get out of there and return to base.

    If someone tries to start shit, fuck them up.
    >> Subprocessor 225-B 03/30/10(Tue)19:43 No.8882724
    rolled 8 = 8

    >>8882709
    GROTZ RIDE ON TOP OF DA TRUKKS.

    WAAAUGH!
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)19:44 No.8882726
    rolled 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1 + 0 = 25

    >>8882681

    Tell him not to worry about his herda, he is our dok now, da herda mess with him, he is in for a KRUMPIN'
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)19:44 No.8882732
    rolled 43 = 43

    >>8882681
    if the hurda tries anything smash im with da klaw
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)19:45 No.8882742
    Let's get going then. We should be able to scare away any potential troublemakers.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)19:45 No.8882748
    rolled 4, 1, 10, 5, 9, 3, 2, 3, 2, 8 + 0 = 47

    >>8882726

    Damn, accidentally rolled 100d1s... reroll
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)19:48 No.8882788
    rolled 67 = 67

    >>8882726
    >>8882748
    >rolled 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1 + 0 = 25
    >rolled 4, 1, 10, 5, 9, 3, 2, 3, 2, 8 + 0 = 47

    how the fuck do you do that? i can roll one dice at a time but how do you roll more than one?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)19:48 No.8882791
    >>8882681
    Fine with us. LETZ GET DA ZOG OUTTA HERE! ALSO, LET'S JUMP AT LEAST ONE RAMP AS WE DO SO!
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)19:51 No.8882847
    rolled 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1 = 25

    litz leggit
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)19:51 No.8882858
    rolled 88 = 88

    >>8882788
    dice 100d2
    makes 100 dice rolls of 2 (coin flips)

    dice 6d6
    makes 6 dice rolls of a six-sided die
    >> OP !!xr5GpC4Hw2Q 03/30/10(Tue)19:53 No.8882882
    The Dok squeaks in delight and jumps up to shake your hand, in effect ending up hanging off your shoota arm. He drops back down again and introduces himself.

    "By da way, I'm Okvizzit, but call me Dok Okk."

    The gretchen are woken up quickly, and in less time than it took for them to climb down from the towers of cages, they collect all their important belongings and pour out of the door of the shack. You stomp on after them, and ignoring Gutwort's look of dismay, march on back through the slums with your horde following closely behind you.

    You are soon back at the mek shop and with further ado can head back to the base. Finally.

    The boyz should be able to pack into one truck, but there will only be enough room if you go in the grot trukk. Roll to get back to base.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)19:54 No.8882911
    rolled 61 = 61

    >>8882882
    VROOMMM!! 'ERE WE GO!
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)19:55 No.8882928
    rolled 35 = 35

    >>8882882

    >Dok Okk

    Retcon this shit please.

    Also roll for the trip back.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)19:55 No.8882935
    rolled 3, 1, 3, 2, 2, 2 = 13

    >>8882858
    testing
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)19:56 No.8882949
    rolled 3, 3, 2, 2, 1, 1 = 12

    >>8882858
    YES! FUCKIN YES!

    thank you
    >> Subprocessor 225-B 03/30/10(Tue)19:57 No.8882962
    rolled 20 = 20

    >>8882882
    Krump im.
    YER NEW NAME IS MADBOY EIGHT
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)19:57 No.8882964
    rolled 21 = 21

    >>8882882
    If wez do dat wez gonna git stomped soona orz lata.
    Send in sum ov da boyz and let woteva hapenz
    >> Callidon !!919MbRkSF7H 03/30/10(Tue)19:59 No.8882993
    >>8882882
    Will he put shootas on our choppas and choppas on our shootas?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)20:00 No.8883001
    >>8882882
    >Dok Okk

    fukkin fantastic, have our mek rig him up a harness for cuttin' and fixin' on our boys.
    Preferably a harness with lots' o' arms fer holding pointy and cutty bits.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)20:01 No.8883018
    >>8882882
    have gutwort build a pinttle mounted heavy shooter with armored seat and covering on top of our mega armor and have a grot maybe doc use it, so he can shoot and patch us up in battle while being safe

    Q: are we turning into a ghazkul clone? cos didnt he have a fave grot to? banna waver i think, died by heavy ork ass, you know whats his face
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)20:02 No.8883043
    >>8883001
    do dis aswell
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)20:06 No.8883108
    >>8883018

    he aint our fave yet, he is just useful. He has to prove himself to earn our grudging protection beyond normal doks.
    >> OP !!xr5GpC4Hw2Q 03/30/10(Tue)20:08 No.8883159
    [You guys should be thankful I didn't go with Dok Dre. Figured that would be pretty amusing, too. If you all really want to change it, you can duff once the more important things are out of the way.]

    Not wanting to have grots hanging off of you on the way back, you tell a few of the new boyz to go with the gretchen instead, and to watch where they sit. You then climb in the back of the Boyz trukk and, through a combination of boyz riding up on top and squeezing into the cab up front, manage to fit everyone.

    The ride back takes a lot longer than the ride into town. Partly because of the blood painted on going bad, and partly because of the extra weight, it is very dark by the time you arrive at the base.

    You pull in through the gate and the mobz hop off the truck. It seems that Grotlikka has worked the boyz hard, and a lot of the wreckage and corpses have been piled up properly.

    Your boyz are due for a snooze, but your word is law. What now?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)20:08 No.8883163
    >>8883018
    I LOIK DIS!
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)20:10 No.8883195
    rolled 66 = 66

    LETZ ORK DIS PLACE UP!
    >> Karl Kroenen 03/30/10(Tue)20:11 No.8883201
    rest but have patrols
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)20:11 No.8883202
    rolled 39 = 39

    >>8883159
    Get some boyz to watch out for trouble in shifts, up on the walls. Tell everyone to loot and do what dey want, but make sure to get some booty sleep 'fore tomorrow. Because den tha real work starts!
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)20:11 No.8883205
    >>8883159
    let them sleep but before you do you shoud check out the base and se whats been done or needs doing
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)20:12 No.8883227
    LOOK THROUGH DA LOOT SO YOUZ CAN TAKE THE BEST STUFF BEFORE ANYONE ELSE DOES
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)20:14 No.8883276
    rolled 49 = 49

    >>8883159
    See if da boyz ran inta any ummies whilez you waz gone.
    If not den dey gotta be somewherez so sendz some boyz out ta findz dem.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)20:18 No.8883331
    >>8883159
    put the boys that were fixin' the base to rest, they get first pick o' the beds

    the boys we just brought with us take over and keep fixin' the base up till morning.
    We'z gunna work our boys day and night for da waaaagh, and if any of 'em give any lip, we krump em real good
    >> Subprocessor 225-B 03/30/10(Tue)20:19 No.8883353
    OI YOU NEW BOYZ! GRAB SOME SHOOTAZ FROM DA BOYZ WHO COPPED IT! THEN GET SOME SHUTEYE!

    YOUZ GRETCHEN, THIS'Z YER NEW 'OME! IF YA WANT TA BE SAFE YER BETTER PATCH UP DEZE WALLS AN' GET DAKKA ONNA TOWERS!

    Dok, we'z got some of my boyz needin ta be looked at.

    (Also 'I'm off ter sleep.)
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)20:19 No.8883355
    >>8883227
    don't worry about it, we're the warboss, we own this joint.

    If we see any of our boys with some flash that we want, we'll take it and krump 'em if they give any lip about it.
    >> Volbius Vatore !!egAA4zinLSw 03/30/10(Tue)20:21 No.8883396
    rolled 18 = 18

    >>8883159

    My vote goes to:
    >>8883353

    Wif an added AN' GET MAH WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! BANNER PAINTED UP NOICE AN' DED KILLY!
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)20:22 No.8883418
    rolled 81 = 81

    We slip our slender, graceful legs out of the heavy armour. Seeing Grotlikka brings us out in a flush, we are sure that he is able to feel the heat coming off our naked thighs.

    "Oh, Grotlikka, you caught me at a bad time"

    Invite Grotlikka to get some "beauty sleep" with us.
    >> TG_GENERAL_Heavy 03/30/10(Tue)20:23 No.8883448
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    98 KB
    >>8883418
    ........NO!
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)20:23 No.8883449
    >>8883418

    NOW DAT IS DED ORKY! WAAAGH
    >> stimpy !!ciMQ2USqck2 03/30/10(Tue)20:23 No.8883454
    rolled 84 = 84

    >>8883159
    boys at the base get some sleep, new boys grab some dakka, they're on guard duty since they be new and mukkin about while we were gettin the dok.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)20:23 No.8883473
    rolled 2 = 2

    >>8883418

    this
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)20:24 No.8883482
    >>8883449
    >>8883473
    same fag!
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)20:25 No.8883497
    >>8883418

    >horrifiedork.jpg

    NO.
    >> OP !!xr5GpC4Hw2Q 03/30/10(Tue)20:26 No.8883520
    You realise that it's too late to do anything more today, but ask Grotlikka for a report on what he has done while you were gone.

    "Where ta begin Boss? 'ardly been off my feet all day, troof be told. Most important fing I figured was to find all the 'umie bodies and figure out 'ow many we killed. Turns out, I don't have dat many fingaz, but with da uvver boyz helpin' it came to over a hundred. 'course, a lot of 'em were already eaten up by squigs or too crispy, and wiv all da boyz you brought back dey won't last us for too long, but we 'ave fourty of 'em to eat. Good eatin' too, 'umie, long as you get the slugs out first.

    Got da boyz to put all da scrap in a pile, too. Real peasy with da diggas, loadsa fun. 'aven't looked at the loot yet, though.

    'Aven't 'ad any problems wiv more of 'em turnin' up, but figures deyz will soon enuff. Lucky dey didn't 'ave a talkie-tower put up yet, really."

    Satisfied with the report you try to order some boyz to get on guard duty, but they've skarpered! The grots are still around though, and most of them having spent the day snoozin' seem keen to try guard duty. They pick up pew-pew rifles piled next to the 'umie corpses and then head off to guard fings.

    [Not sure, but I think I might leave it here for tonight.]
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)20:28 No.8883572
    >>8883520

    Good idea, pick it up when better participants show up. Good show.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)20:31 No.8883626
    our bionic ass can take ALL SORTS of damage!
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)20:31 No.8883638
    >>8883520

    good job man, glad you agree that the metal ass thing and the langan glasses is cliche
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)20:31 No.8883643
    Someone is archiving this no?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)20:35 No.8883705
    >>8883638
    but...we have a metal ass. its like a defining feature.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)20:38 No.8883774
    >>8883705

    but on the banner? really?
    >> OP !!xr5GpC4Hw2Q 03/30/10(Tue)20:45 No.8883914
    Thread is archived on sup/tg/. Thanks for playing again guys, it's been fun again. Sorry that the entire thread has been at the camp, but I guess it's just the way things turn out sometimes. I figure part 6 should be called "Base Buildan'...but for real this time."

    I'm hoping the Dok Okk name doesn't annoy too many people. Like I said before, if necessary he can be krumped and renamed after the important stuff is done.

    As for the Waaagh Banner issue, I like the idea of the 'Ard Arses but figure that it could be used a little less blatantly. I'm in favor of a more Goffy symbol on the banner itself, but how about if you call your toughest boys the 'Ard Arses?

    Just a suggestion, it's all up to you guys anyway. Anyway, thanks for entertaining me, guys. Email me with any more comments. I'll definitely post part six tomorrow, but I'm not sure of what time specifically.

    Night all.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)20:46 No.8883929
    >>8883774
    well what else are we gonna put on there?

    Some generic choppa/iron gob/shoota thing?
    Come on, we need to make a name for ourselves and have a distinctive banner that is unmistakably ours.

    We also have a metal ass.
    Furthermore, I'm getting a really weird sense of deja vu no that this thread is going this direction.

    has /tg/ done this before? Is this real? What's going on here . . .
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)20:52 No.8884043
    >>8883929
    unique doesn't always = good
    >> stimpy !!ciMQ2USqck2 03/30/10(Tue)21:03 No.8884258
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    >>8883914
    I'll work on something serious, we sticking with a banner or maybe a glyph pole.
    .
    example pic: my warboss



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