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    65 KB Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/01/10(Thu)01:24 No.8907738  
    You are Spaceman of Futuron, adventurer without peer.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/01/10(Thu)01:25 No.8907751
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    After battling your way off an uncharted world, you returned to the lawless city of New Jerusalem to collect your horde of treasure - treasure stolen from High Lord Bryston Spruesworth, nephew of the Emperor and ruler of this sector.

    There you met and befriended Endman of Futuron, an adventurer without fear. With his aid you bought the loyalty of Azimuth of the Ice Men and the space knight Rom, and liberated your treasure once more.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)01:25 No.8907757
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/01/10(Thu)01:25 No.8907765
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    Rescuing the beautiful Officer Clarke of the Space Police from certain death, you discovered that a second, illegal bounty has been placed on your head and that most - if not all - of the Space Police have fallen under High Lord Spruesworth's influence.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)01:26 No.8907774
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/01/10(Thu)01:26 No.8907780
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    Fleeing to the hellish swamp-world of Oasis in search of allies, you found a thousand miners being taxed into poverty by High Lord Spruesworth and willing to fight, on the condition that they be properly armored.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/01/10(Thu)01:27 No.8907792
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    With New Jerusalem too dangerous to return to, you made the desperate decision to enter Blacktron space in search of equipment to aid in your war against Spruesworth.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/01/10(Thu)01:27 No.8907802
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    The miners, desperate for aid on any front, provided you with a bargaining chip: three huge slabs of blockonium, the substance at the core of starship engines.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/01/10(Thu)01:28 No.8907816
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    Now you have returned to the clandestine asteroid base where you once fled to recoup and replace your lost hand, to prepare for your breach into Blacktron space.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)01:28 No.8907817
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    I missed you last night, OP.

    Never leave me again. Ever.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)01:28 No.8907819
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    A new Lego Quest thread? Magnificent.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/01/10(Thu)01:29 No.8907829
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    Installing a turret on the Viper for Bennie was a simple matter.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/01/10(Thu)01:31 No.8907860
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    Equipment check:

    Your burners
    Three slabs of blockonium, with a street value of roughly a quarter-million credits
    Hodge's ultracannon
    One cask of priceless treasure (slightly less than before)
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)01:31 No.8907861
    We need to upgrade out guns. I recommend a clear red piece.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/01/10(Thu)01:32 No.8907870
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    ...Officer Clarke's stock, non-Space Police suit...
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)01:32 No.8907872
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    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/01/10(Thu)01:32 No.8907887
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    ...and of course, an antimatter warhead.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)01:33 No.8907899
    We should consider selling some of the treasure for replacement equipment or, possibly, another ship to help us should we get into trouble well in Blacktron space. I don't think selling the blockonium would be wise, considering we could run into a situation where we need fuel.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/01/10(Thu)01:34 No.8907912
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    The asteroid base can strip the official markings from Clarke's ship if you would like.

    What will you do, Spaceman?
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)01:34 No.8907921
    rolled 1 = 1

    Let's go flirt with Officer Clarke before we leave.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/01/10(Thu)01:35 No.8907937
    Blockonium isn't fuel; it's a conductor.

    Starship engines require a brick of blockonium to work, but the blockonium isn't consumed.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)01:36 No.8907957
    rolled 3 = 3

    Ah, I see. Then let's go sell two of the slabs, and see what we can buy in return.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)01:38 No.8907978
    Would it be better if his/her ship was stripped of markings, or might we need that semi-official look for something in future?
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)01:39 No.8907994
    I say we strip it. We don't know much about Blacktron space, and it's possible they hate Space Police with a passion.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)01:40 No.8908007
    or maybe they just love them
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)01:41 No.8908025
    True, but it's more likely that they hate an authority than they love an authority. Of course, I am tempting fate here.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)01:41 No.8908029
    If this is anything like the Legos I remember, Space Police hunt Blacktron. They may be less receptive (relatively speaking) to police ships.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/01/10(Thu)01:41 No.8908035
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    This place doesn't have much beyond a medical clinic and a low-end repair bay.


    Just like always :P
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/01/10(Thu)01:43 No.8908065
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    Past threads. Most recent one talks about Blacktrons.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)01:43 No.8908068
    A medical clinic? Is it possible that we could purchase any medical goods should worse come to worse?
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/01/10(Thu)01:47 No.8908121
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    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)01:48 No.8908134
    We should hold onto the blockonium - I think it's our best chance to get the blacktrons to negotiate....well, that and the warhead. What kind of armament does Clarke's ship have?
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)01:48 No.8908142
    I'm not sure we need to spend anything more on this place. The gem we already traded them is already valuable enough to get a reasonable amount of service or material from them, if it's available.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)01:49 No.8908146
    rolled 6 = 6

    Maaagnificient! Let's purchase the first aid kit, but we'll haggle a little. Rolling in the spirit of consumer adventures!
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)01:51 No.8908187
    Let's think a little ahead here.

    Let's look beyond the immediate.

    Does having Clark's ship stripped of markings benefit us more in the long run then leaving the markings on?

    I say leave them on. Once this ordeal with Blocktron is done, we can use his/her ship to hassle civilians.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)01:54 No.8908230
    I suppose, but can we really just leave the ship docked here? It's a life or death kind of thing.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/01/10(Thu)01:54 No.8908237
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    Clarke's ship has a pair of immobile medium laser cannons.

    The bay worker offers a suggestion:

    "We could just replace the panels and keep the other ones here if ya want."
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)01:56 No.8908260
    Good thing the workers are smarter than us. Let's definitely do that.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)01:57 No.8908279
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/01/10(Thu)01:59 No.8908321
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    "We can switch the windows out if ya want... but this is what we got in stock."
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)02:00 No.8908344
    Nah. Let's stick with the original.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)02:00 No.8908348
    just how destructive is that warhead? is it a ship to ship type weapon or is it more of a city melter?
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)02:01 No.8908352
    Lime green? At least we'll be unique compared to the other vessels.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)02:02 No.8908370
    hmm... keep the old windows
    say we looted a spacepolice convoy if anyone asks

    change the emblems though
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)02:04 No.8908390
    looks to be a few kilograms of antimatter at least
    so it's a city glasser
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)02:04 No.8908399
    I have some dastardly plans forming in my head, then. But let's continue for now.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/01/10(Thu)02:05 No.8908414
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    "Not bad, huh?"

    It is a weapon of mass destruction.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)02:07 No.8908437
    Alright, now that that's all taken care of, should we leave now, or take care of any unfinished business?
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)02:09 No.8908459
    Unfinished business shouldn't be left unfinished for long...
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)02:11 No.8908485
    >tinted windows are illegal on regis prime.jpg

    WHOOPS. Looks like we're gonna get a ticket.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)02:13 No.8908519
    We need to procure an OTC. An Orange Transparent Chainsaw.... Our adventure is incomplete without one.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/01/10(Thu)02:19 No.8908606
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    Endman is ever-willing to help:

    "I will load the supplies, Spaceman, with the aid of your robot."
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)02:19 No.8908610
    They are ornge translucent chainsaws. Transparent would imply they are clear.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/01/10(Thu)02:20 No.8908622
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    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/01/10(Thu)02:21 No.8908639
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    "I never thanked you for saving me back there. I'd be dead if it weren't for you."
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/01/10(Thu)02:22 No.8908657
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    "I thought you were a criminal, but you're the only person I know who might be able to bring down Spruesworth."
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/01/10(Thu)02:23 No.8908668
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    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/01/10(Thu)02:23 No.8908675
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    What will you do, Spaceman?
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)02:24 No.8908679
    Morrigan Approves.

    +10 Relationship points.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)02:25 No.8908712
    rolled 1 = 1

    Lean in for a kiss.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)02:26 No.8908721
    Should have called on the spirit of adventure. Oh well, maybe she'll think the awkward kiss is cute?
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)02:27 No.8908734
    lol Critical Failure.

    You lean in for a kiss. And accidentally on purpose shoot her in the heart with your phaser. She dies, instantly.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)02:27 No.8908737
    rolled 9 = 9

    maybe i can help
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)02:27 No.8908738
    rolled 3 = 3

    Reach up and gently take her helmet off
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)02:27 No.8908739
    rolled 5 = 5

    Rerolling for you, even if something comical will likely interfere.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)02:27 No.8908744
    rolled 4 = 4

    sweep her off her feet, since we're an epic hero
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)02:28 No.8908752
    rolled 4 = 4


    We are doomed to only our left hand forever.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)02:29 No.8908767
    terrible just terrible
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)02:30 No.8908777
    rolled 9 = 9

    For the spirit of bedroom adventure?
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)02:30 No.8908784
    rolled 5 = 5

    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)02:30 No.8908792
    rolled 11 = 11

    for a steamy cockpit if you know what i mean
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)02:32 No.8908810
    Best roll so far.

    Go with this one.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)02:32 No.8908818
    rolled 6 = 6

    Gotta play it cool, guys. Make her want it.
    Witty yet tasteful double entendre.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/01/10(Thu)02:35 No.8908859
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    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/01/10(Thu)02:35 No.8908877
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    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)02:36 No.8908881
    this might be our only chance - I've heard that once you go Blacktron, you never go back(tron)
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)02:36 No.8908892
    I forsee lolz incoming
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/01/10(Thu)02:37 No.8908898
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    "Ho, Spaceman!"

    "Your robot is installed, and the ships are refueled! If we make for Blacktron space, let us not tarry to our fate!"
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)02:37 No.8908910
    I sense buttsecks.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)02:37 No.8908913
    I didn't know getting cockblocked was on the critical failures chart.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)02:38 No.8908914
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)02:38 No.8908920
    "Endman, your timing is impeccable, I believe officer Clarke was trying to seduce me. As a gentleman and a spaceman, I must be the one doing the seducing. To BLACKTRON!"
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)02:38 No.8908921
    rolled 6 = 6

    roll for threesome
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)02:41 No.8908970
    Disappointed, we clear our throat loudly, awkwardly shuffling to the ship.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)02:42 No.8908986

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    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)02:42 No.8908987
    rolled 12 = 12

    good timing endman i believe OFFICER clarke was about to demand i put more than just my hands up (raised eyebrow)
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)02:45 No.8909027
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)02:47 No.8909049
    rolled 3 = 3


    Shuffle awkwardly but endearingly and glance away from Clarke.

    "Righto then. To BLACKTRON!"
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/01/10(Thu)02:50 No.8909083
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    So who's snapping down where, and which ship are the cask and/or blockonium in?

    And now that Bennie's a turretbot and there's a third seat free in the Viper, how many ships are you taking into Blacktron space?
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)02:54 No.8909127
    we should either go in a single ship, or send endman in clarke's ship so we can get some alone time with the lovely lady
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)02:54 No.8909131
    rolled 6 = 6

    I'd say the extra guns outweigh the chance of getting separated. Us and Endman in the Viper, Clarke in the stub fighter.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)02:56 No.8909141
    I like the idea of being alone with Ms. Clarke, but she probably has more experience with her ship, so we should send her alone, and develop our bromance with Endman in the Viper.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)03:00 No.8909192
    yeah, plus we explain cockblocking to him and how he can avoid it in the future
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)03:01 No.8909213
    Sounds ace.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/01/10(Thu)03:05 No.8909251
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    You ascend into the sky, through the hazy collection of dust clinging to the asteroid's tiny gravity and out into the open blackness.

    The asteroid base lies at the very edge of Blacktron space, and crossing the border is an Imperial crime, but with two bounties on your head the police are the least of your worries.

    Roll a d12, please.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)03:06 No.8909259
    There is no way I am rolling this, since I got the critical failure earlier. Someone else try their luck.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)03:08 No.8909283
    rolled 9 = 9

    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)03:08 No.8909288
    rolled 9 = 9

    for the spirit of asteroid dodging
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)03:09 No.8909292
    rolled 1 = 1

    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)03:09 No.8909296
    rolled 7 = 7

    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)03:12 No.8909342
    rolled 11 = 11

    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)03:14 No.8909366
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/01/10(Thu)03:15 No.8909377
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    You drift across the border without incident, save that your ship can no longer access any standard Imperial frequencies.

    Cut off from contact with the outside universe, your scanners pick up a very slight emission at long range.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)03:16 No.8909391
    doesn't matter, we got two 9s, one 7, and one 11. we'll make it.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)03:17 No.8909398
    Let's get a closer look at the emission.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)03:17 No.8909403
    rolled 4 = 4

    Scan that sucker!
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/01/10(Thu)03:21 No.8909459
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    You're less than a kilometer away and you still can't tell what it is.

    Clarke radios you on the ship-to-ship (which thankfully still works):

    "Spaceman, I can't tell what it is either."
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)03:23 No.8909471
    We'll get closer, and reassure our comrades that this endeavor will be a success. Even then, order them to have weapons at the ready.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)03:26 No.8909532
    rolled 4 = 4

    Power up weapon systems and fly in. Casual.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)03:27 No.8909548
    Get closer.

    Tell Turret Bot to be EXTRA alertful.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/01/10(Thu)03:28 No.8909556
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    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)03:29 No.8909583
    This is bad, isn't it?

    Let's try and grab his body, assuming we have the tech to do that, and see if there's any data or anything we can find on it.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)03:30 No.8909594
    rolled 2 = 2

    Maybe he's just faking it.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)03:31 No.8909609
    rolled 9 = 9

    Yeah he's totally faking it, lets send him a message.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)03:36 No.8909676
    Ask him if he is ok, if he responds shoot him, if he doesn't shoot him anyway.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)03:36 No.8909677
    unless it looks like he might have something valuable, I can't see any reason to retrieve the body. I assume the emission we detected was some sort of distress beacon
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/01/10(Thu)03:36 No.8909689
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    "I don't have a crane in this thing, but..."

    "...I can go out in the rocket pack and get it if you want me to."
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)03:37 No.8909703
    rolled 7 = 7

    Clarke is gonna get fucking eaten. Send Endman.

    He's a bro, but she's got the pussy.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)03:38 No.8909725
    rolled 4 = 4

    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)03:40 No.8909738
    Send Clarke. He needs to prove her badassitude anyway. Let's face it, if she's not badass, she might explode from the sheer awesome of Futuron dick in her.

    Which would just be unfortunate.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)03:41 No.8909757
    rolled 4 = 4

    We could just float up to it and have the robot grab it.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)03:42 No.8909773
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/01/10(Thu)03:42 No.8909775
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    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)03:43 No.8909782
    rolled 11 = 11

    Hey, I'm the one asking questions here, you shut up!
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/01/10(Thu)03:47 No.8909842
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    Faithful Bennie reaches out his clamp and grasps the corpse, pulling it toward the Viper.

    What will you have your robot do, Spaceman?
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)03:47 No.8909852

    Anally penetrate it.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)03:47 No.8909855
    rolled 3 = 3

    Robot. Have the robot grab it.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)03:48 No.8909874
    rolled 2 = 2

    Rifle through the pockets for loose change.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)03:48 No.8909880
    rolled 4 = 4

    THIS! Clearly something out there is dangerous! That's what robots are for!
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)03:48 No.8909881
    Determine possible cause of death outside of vacuum exposure. Also check for booby traps. No telling exactly how deep Blacktron treachery may lie.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)03:49 No.8909883
    rolled 11 = 11

    Have Bennie check for anything significant on the body that wouldn't normally be there. Scarring from weapons, a tracker, a beacon, and whatever could be causing the emission.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)03:49 No.8909885
    Ask him if he is ok, if he responds shoot it, if not, shoot it anyway to make sure he isn't faking.

    Then scan for space based plastic eating bacteria.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)03:50 No.8909899
    rolled 7 = 7

    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)03:50 No.8909902
    rolled 1 = 1

    Full body scan
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)03:51 No.8909918
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/01/10(Thu)03:53 No.8909937
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    Bennie tries to manipulate the corpse's suit, but his clamps are unsuited to the task and he releases the body!

    Every second you spend in Blacktron space puts you more in danger. The system you seek is less than a day away.

    What will you do, Spaceman?
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)03:54 No.8909965

    This is the best thread I have ever seen on 4chan. Blacktron space for the fucking win.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)03:54 No.8909967
    rolled 1 = 1

    Damn. Maybe we should send Endman or Clarke out after all.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)03:56 No.8909987
    rolled 4 = 4

    Have Endman take the helm and prepare for depressurization.

    If you want something done right...
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/01/10(Thu)03:57 No.8910009
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    Bennie transmits his apologies for losing the body.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)03:59 No.8910031
    rolled 11 = 11

    "Don't sweat it, little buddy. Endman, take the wheel. I'm going out."
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)03:59 No.8910034
    rolled 4 = 4

    Hey Bennie, throw the body into the cops freezer cell thing..

    That way we can view the body later safely and give the poor bastard a proper burial at least.
    >> Cr9 !PLAN9M8Wsc 04/01/10(Thu)04:00 No.8910047
    Oh thank god, I was getting the DTs. What'd I mi--
    Oh well, at least we're consistent.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)04:02 No.8910057
    rolled 4 = 4

    Official Spaceman and Clarke love theme

    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/01/10(Thu)04:02 No.8910058
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    You leap off the Viper's hull and fly straight at the corpse!

    The body is in your hands, and you begin to check it over...
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/01/10(Thu)04:05 No.8910089
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    ...a transcoder.

    It looks fairly old... maybe two decades.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)04:06 No.8910091
    rolled 8 = 8

    We should still toss him in the deepfreeze.
    >> Cr9 !PLAN9M8Wsc 04/01/10(Thu)04:06 No.8910101
    rolled 12 = 12

    Well this is a task for Bennie. Robots do best with this kind of technology, right?
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)04:07 No.8910104
    rolled 4 = 4

    We'll take it, and make it quickly back to our ship. We can investigate the transcoder further from inside the safety of the Viper.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)04:07 No.8910107
    rolled 2 = 2

    >binary post ending
    >critical on the check

    I'd say yes, based on that.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)04:07 No.8910109
    rolled 5 = 5

    Maybe he can make up for his clumsy looting technique.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)04:07 No.8910110
    Take it back to the ship and get moving. Search the transcoder for any data or horrific last minute journal entries while we fly.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)04:08 No.8910119
    rolled 9 = 9

    Rolling just in case it's necessary.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/01/10(Thu)04:14 No.8910168
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    Once you return to the Viper, it's a simple matter to wire the transcoder into your ship's computer and allow Bennie to look at it.

    He informs you that, among several mundane points, the transcoder contains an access code for a specific door into the Imperial city on Regis Prime.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/01/10(Thu)04:14 No.8910177
    Whoops, forgot to mention it's a military transcoder.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)04:14 No.8910179
    We'll have to change our windows before going to Regis Prime.

    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)04:15 No.8910185
    rolled 1 = 1

    Well that can be useful.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)04:15 No.8910188
    rolled 11 = 11

    Fortune smiles upon us! But let us not tarry, and be on our way!

    For adventure! For Futuron!
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)04:16 No.8910191
    rolled 12 = 12


    Arright, let's power back up and head further into Blacktron space
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)04:17 No.8910205
    This should help us backdoor in the Imperial city while the miners attack head on, but we still need to get some equipment for them. Let's press on.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)04:17 No.8910216
    rolled 4 = 4

    Maybe we should take part of the body, or at least the poor guy's helmet or something. And give it a proper burial on some place with soil? No one deserves to float unremembered in space all alone.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)04:19 No.8910235
    I like this idea a bunch.
    >> Cr9 !PLAN9M8Wsc 04/01/10(Thu)04:20 No.8910239
    It's probably for the best.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)04:20 No.8910243
    rolled 11 = 11


    Take the helmet, fold his arms neatly, and let him drift away.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)04:21 No.8910258
    rolled 2 = 2

    We have a cryochamber.
    It can work for dead body storage.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)04:22 No.8910270
    rolled 9 = 9

    Good thinking chap
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/01/10(Thu)04:25 No.8910299
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    Your entry into the system goes unchallenged. As you drift past the sullen gas giants, your only companion is the hiss of the dead radio and the blackness of space around you.

    The single terrestrial planet looms ahead, casting its wan reflected light up at you.

    "This is it..." Clarke radios you on the ship-to-ship.

    What will you do, Spaceman?
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)04:26 No.8910308
    rolled 1 = 1

    But the question is, do we WANT a dead imperial in our meat locker?

    I say keep the helmet and let him freeze dry with some dignity.

    Burial at sea predates starships.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)04:26 No.8910309
    rolled 5 = 5

    Time to get their attention, perhaps a display of awesome space-flight skills will do the trick!
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/01/10(Thu)04:27 No.8910321
    You are buffeted by some debris, but manage to wobble back into your trajectory.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)04:27 No.8910322
    rolled 3 = 3

    We should try and fly in under the radar. If we can land undetected we'll have an advantage.

    And we DEFINITELY need a way to pierce Blacktron cloaking technology.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)04:27 No.8910325
    rolled 10 = 10

    Now that I think about it. Yes we do want a dead imperial in our meatlocker, his suit can be used as a disguise.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)04:31 No.8910358
    rolled 9 = 9


    Keep the stiff, fly in under the radar is my vote.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/01/10(Thu)04:33 No.8910378
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    It doesn't look like a very inviting place... but at least your transcoder says the atmosphere is breathable.

    What will you do, Spaceman?
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)04:33 No.8910380
    rolled 9 = 9

    Assure her we'll be fine and then onward to adventure. Let's try to keep a low profile till we land at least!
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)04:33 No.8910381
    rolled 2 = 2

    Land. Act normal. Nothing to see here, we're fine, how are you?
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)04:35 No.8910396
    rolled 5 = 5

    We must make a giant glass graffiti in the sand dunes that says "Spaceman was here" with our burner.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)04:35 No.8910397
    rolled 11 = 11


    Or something cliche but charming like
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)04:37 No.8910417
    rolled 11 = 11

    Scan for a settlement or any signs of technology.

    Also: don't listen to fucktards who are gonna get us killed by Blacktrons.

    You guys don't understand.

    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)04:37 No.8910419
    rolled 8 = 8

    I think we should all hold hands.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)04:38 No.8910430
    rolled 10 = 10

    They may be Blacktrons, but we are SPACEMAN!
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)04:38 No.8910437
    Let's bury the dead guy and give him a proper headstone.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/01/10(Thu)04:41 No.8910465
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    Unable to resist your desire to stir the waters of adventure, you call out a Futuron boast to the empty air.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/01/10(Thu)04:41 No.8910473
    Please roll a d12.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)04:42 No.8910479
    rolled 1 = 1

    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)04:43 No.8910486
    rolled 4 = 4

    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)04:43 No.8910491
    This is not good. This is very not good.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)04:43 No.8910495

    goodnight sweet prince.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)04:43 No.8910496
    rolled 6 = 6

    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)04:45 No.8910512
    rolled 9 = 9

    We are so fucked.

    By Blacktrons.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/01/10(Thu)04:52 No.8910577
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    Clarke interrupts your revelry.

    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/01/10(Thu)04:53 No.8910588
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    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/01/10(Thu)04:54 No.8910599
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    W͎̹̳̖̮ͤ̓ͮͪ͛ͅĥ̝͓̹̬͕̫̣͈̒̆̌ͯ͗̈ͭ̏y͎̐̒̾̿͌̒ ̳͎̟̯͇̈ͯ̑h͓͇͈͍͔̊ͦͪ̄͆a̪̜̎ͬ̒̈̍ͥͩ̓͋v͈͖̫̖̬̦̙̈̃͋͊ͫe͍̮̝͓̓̔̚ ̳̱̼͕̳̳̹͖̀͒ͫ̾͂̍ỳ̮̣ͦͪ̂̒̎̆ͦͬo͈̤͚͚̣̬ͣͬͦͨ̓͂̓̄ͅǘ̬̹̓́̾ͦ̾̉
    ̼ ͚̞̟̆̊ͪͮ͗ĉ̯͉͇̩̞̩̗̮̹̓̃ͪ͌o̫͉̰̤̲͍͎̜̭͑̇ͥͩṃ̺̖̦̠̌͐̂̎e͂̑̇̀
    ̗̗̾̿̊ ͉̬͖͚̪̯̎̑ͨ̆̃̏͋ẖ̥̳̰͐͗ͭ̉̊̂͒ͦ̄ͅe͙̯̦̳͕͍͎͎̲̓̉̇ͩ̔ͮ̏́r̗͙͛̃̉
    ̰e͙͇͉̺̦̞̣̿̿̉ͤͅ,̪̖͔̫͉̊̇̒̐̊̚ͅ ̭͕̹͕̫̥̹ͣͭ͊ͭ̄̋̑ͅS̜̫̹͙̘̥̠ͫͥ̅͊̅ͮͣp̹̹ͣ͂̂ͫ̓̀a̙̰̮̼̎ͥ̌͋̃cͣ͆
    ̖͙ͦ̓̇ͮ̍̒̓e̲̝̯ͦͪ͒͊̋̍́͋̏m̪̭̦̼̹̳̀a̙͍̫̟̒ͨn̰̝̎̊́ ̗͓͓͎̇̋o̺̩̝͎͎ͦ́͂̀͐̽f͔̩̟̤̎̑̑͋ ̟̭̫̱̞̞ͫͩͬ̽̓̂F̖̉͂̉̂̿̿̇͒̏u̘̤͈̪̗̱ͦͯ̍̇͌̏t̖̤̬̲̩̒ͬ̌̓̿̃ṵͥͣ
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)04:54 No.8910600
    rolled 4 = 4

    say "Hello! I was told you guys were some real cool dudes and wanted to see so first hand."
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)04:56 No.8910623
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    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)04:56 No.8910627
    rolled 11 = 11

    "For ADVENTURE!"
    "Also for loot, weapons, armors, spaceship upgrades and things like that to help us take out High Lord Bryston Spruesworth, cause he is kind of a dick."
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)04:58 No.8910647
    "Because we have a common enemy."
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)04:58 No.8910655
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)04:59 No.8910665
    I vote one or both of these!
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)05:00 No.8910682
    rolled 7 = 7

    If you know my name, perhaps you know why I've come?
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/01/10(Thu)05:00 No.8910683
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    Y̠͙̣̦̅̔̇ͥͅo͌ͬ̀̈ͬ͋ü̹̇̿̇̓̚ ̜̣̠̥͎̯͓p͚͎̙̱̯͛͆̑ͯ̉̑o͖̺̼̗̰̩̤ͪ͐͐́̃͒̚s̜̠̻͎͓͆̈̊ͪ̓͊s͖̣ͥ̆̊
    ͍̤͙e͚̥̩͋͌s̭̤̮̜ͥͤ̉s͇͚̭̮̮̞̭̈́͒̈̇̐̿ ̪̩̗̏t͍̠͈̲̩̻̍́́w̦̲̬̓̊̀̎̍ͭͅo͙̮̫ͫ̂͊̔́́ͅ
    ̞̯̤̮̃͌̑ͯċ̗̳̎ͬͯa̩̲̮͙̓̿̊s̹̠̻ͭ̈̐͒k̦͎͖̼̩̦͊̌̒ͮ̉s̏͌̔͐ͭ̆̌ ̥̺̳̱͔̜̗̍͛̉o̺̞͙̝͕ͅf͙͙̳̯̳͑̓́ͮ̆̚ ͚̝͈̄̎̾I̭̭̺̾̎̄̀̐m͕̻͕̫͔̼̉ͪ̓ͧ͂̾p̥̼͚͋͂ͮ͑ͩ͋e̼͍̠̩̲͊͊̈́r̮͆̋ͩͅ
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)05:00 No.8910686
    rolled 6 = 6



    H͙̱͚̞͐͢͡E͔̥̙̰̳͕͙̞͂̊͆̇̀͛̀͟͞ ̏ͪ͒̽҉̟̥̞̲́ͅC̬̼̙̯̤ͧ̃̒̓̎̽ͨͅO̽ͬ̔͐̽͗̾͏̱́͠M̠͙ͥ̑̒ͥ͢͡É̯S͋ͨ̋
    ̸̶̠̗̙̩̥͈̆̎̏͑͒̑H͕̜̘̣̜ͧ̓ͣ͆͌ͤ̏ͤ̑E͊҉̲͇̮̞̙̤̲ ̟̬̹ͨ̂̿̽̇ͨ͒ͥ̔́́F̟̦̞͇̭̳ͫ̑ͩ̃͒̇Ũ̟̼͉̺̝̟͓̬̖̐ͬ̔̐Ć̛̥͚̫ͦ̓ͅK
    ̛̟̞͙̜̲͆̌ͥ̂ͫ̓ͭI̻̹̞͙ͪ̂͌̇͘͜N̵̩̼̉̑ͥͩ̓ͩĢ̡̛͓̮͗́̽ͥ̚ ̢̧̦̾̆̍͐C̢̝̮̖͚̬̿ͨ̓͜ͅO̵͕̳̜̲̱̣͓̐̋͐O͌͋͆҉̜̦͙̟̦̬O͐̃ͩ̀̿̚͏̢͘
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)05:03 No.8910714
    rolled 7 = 7

    Yes, of course. Two...
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)05:04 No.8910719
    Okay, let's just be honest.
    "We came because we want a new, larger ship, and the weapons and tech that could be used to take care of a certain Imperial who's been a thorn in our side. To make the galaxy a better place of course as well."
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)05:07 No.8910756
    rolled 2 = 2

    Well. It is rather hard to kill someone with a ruby when they have their burner pointed at your face from 20 meters away.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/01/10(Thu)05:09 No.8910775
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    Y̆ͩͥ̎̿o̩͓̩̼̾̈́̚ͅu̮̜̼̟̺̒͛̌ ͌ͣ̋ͮͯǎ̰̪͙̩̰̅̒̿̚ͅrͭ͋͊ͬe͎̩̱̝͕̦ͯͭ͗ͤͣ͆ͩ ̬̞̞ͤͫ͗͛̾ͬͬs͊p͛̒ͭ͐ͥ̍eȃ͇̑͊̅̉̽̃k̯̼̪i̹̼n̩̩͕ͤͮg̝̲͈ͤ̆ͥ̃ͅ
    ̩̲͕̱ͭͬͬ̆ͥ̽̚ô̜̺̫͙͕̋ͩ̓ͮ͑f͚̞̙ͩͥ̊̈́ͯ̂̎ ̯̻̭̊̑̓ͮa̩̙͉̓ͩ͊̓̇̾n̳̬͇͕̩̣̆ͫ̾̊͂̓̓

    Please roll a d12.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)05:11 No.8910800
    rolled 6 = 6

    "Maybe! Or maybe we just figure out a way to get him out of power. That sort of thing. Either way. Two boxes of gems don't do much if we can't spend them anyplace. Thats something I need to fix!"
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)05:11 No.8910803
    rolled 6 = 6

    "In so many words, yes."
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)05:13 No.8910818
    rolled 11 = 11

    We are speaking of JUSTICE.

    i guess.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)05:13 No.8910820
    rolled 10 = 10

    Well technically he doesn't have to die if he just gives up and hands over his collection of hats.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/01/10(Thu)05:15 No.8910842
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    Y̮̔o̝͕̤̖̫̫͛͊͋̈u̞̺̻̾r̽̎ͧ͂͊ ̆͗̍s̮͛̑͑̆h͕̹̗͐ͮͥ̐͆ͦị̜̘ͪ̏ͫ̂̍p͎̺̰͙̭̓ͅ ̠̇̈ͯ̚c͎͐̇͗ỏͧ̎͋n͔͚̪̱͈̺t̖̲̝͔͚̏́̃̎a͔̺ͥͤ͛̽i̜̼n̞͖̔̋͐̐ͫͅsͥ͆
    ̙̦̥̦̫͆ͣͅW̯ͪ͗̎̿ͨē̤̦̼̻͊̍̀̄ ̻w̯͖̉ͦ̉í͓̹̏l̩̲͂̐ͮl͍̆ ̟̟ͣ̽t͉̘̳͎̆̓͋̊a̖͈̪͉̓̅ͮk͖̗̟͍͕̹̊̅͋e̤͈̬ͬ ̞̄͑́̿t̻̏h̩̥̗̞͎͋̊̾̓̍̋a̘͙͉̜̩̺͔͂͊̽ͫ̄ͧͦt̰̱ͫ̊ͮͧ̎̈ͥ
    ̥̳̬͔̪͎̪̄ͣͭ̆̉ͣ̚a̼̩ͨs̝̗̩̹̠̳̳͐ͮ̊ͫͥ̓̎ ̰̗̋̊ͮͦ̾̓̅w̱̰̭̹̹̓̄̊̐ͨ̎ͤe̟̊̓ͬͪ̒l̪̝̯͍̓͒ͮ̍ͭ̾̚l̠̥̦̺̖͚̽͑ͭ.̒
    What will you do, Spaceman?
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)05:17 No.8910860
    rolled 4 = 4

    Well my ship also contains one badass battle-ready robot with an ultracannon and a anti-mater warhead. Perhaps you should be a bit more willing to trade?
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)05:17 No.8910863
    Kindly ask him to qualify the word "take," specifically whether or not this will entail barter for goods/services. If not, we've got a problem.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)05:17 No.8910868
    rolled 4 = 4

    Wait! If you help us, we can help you.

    We can get you hats...
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/01/10(Thu)05:19 No.8910895
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    Bennie doesn't seem to be responding to your signal.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)05:21 No.8910911
    rolled 11 = 11

    Bennie, I swear if the dead guy saves the day I am taking your hat.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/01/10(Thu)05:25 No.8910952
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    What will it be, Spaceman?
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)05:25 No.8910964
    rolled 1 = 1

    Reassert the value of getting hats for the Blacktron.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)05:26 No.8910968
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)05:27 No.8910975

    Goddamnit TG.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/01/10(Thu)05:27 No.8910980
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    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)05:28 No.8910985
    rolled 7 = 7

    Point gun at your own head.
    "Nobody moves or the Spaceman gets it!"

    Hell, it worked in blazing saddles.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)05:30 No.8910998
    rolled 6 = 6

    Diplomacy - "we need to fuck up High Lord Bryston Spuresworth, we'll give you blocktanium and you'll give us some good tech".
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)05:30 No.8910999
    rolled 1 = 1

    A hat, you know a thing that you put on your head.

    Here, let me get you an example from my ship.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)05:30 No.8911002
    rolled 6 = 6

    ...You know, it's important to have... panache... when you're out in deep space.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/01/10(Thu)05:36 No.8911048
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    W͆eͩͭ̑ ͂̾̈ͩŵ͒ͮ͊̎i̎͗̓̍͛l̔́̃ͥ̒͂̓l̃͐ͯͯ̆ ̉t̋ͧͮ͐̃ͭ̋aͣ̏k̅̀ͤ̊ͭ͒̐e̓ͯ̐ͦ̆ͨ̅ ͬ̓ỹ̒̒̍ͧͭou̎ͧͦ̊̈r̓̌
    ͛̿ͧ͐̾̒b̆̓loͮckͮ̋̑͗̇͋ȯͣ̅nͨ̑iuḿͤ̌̓̿̇̓ ̊͐̉ͩaͤ̐̋̏ͭ̅̚n̚d̓ͣͬ g̃ͫͧ̅ͯ̊̄iͪv̿ͦ̍ͯ͋ͣe̒͆ͣ
    ̀̔̿̍ͧ͋̒yͤ͆ͯoͮ͗u̅̏ͣ͗͌ͩ ͊͑ͤ͒ͫ̏tͤh̆ḯͪ̈́̓̿̏sͧ̅͑.̔̓͐̒͂ͥ̈́
    Ĩn͐ r̃̈́̃ͧ̂̂eͫ͌ͬẗ́̃̈́̂u͂͛̑rn ͫ̈ỹͥo̽͗ͫû͊ ͣ̀͗ͬ̋͛̂ẅ́̀̿͌iͨl̿̒l
    at͐̈̾̓t̔ͣ̃eͮ̓ͥmͧpͥ͋̓̄̄̄̏tͣ͐̅ t̋ͦ̊͂ͦͪoͦ ̎a̓̿̍̚s̊s͋ȃs̐̅s̅ͨ͒͐ͩi͆͋ͥ̋̄n̏a̋ͨtͧ̅ͥ̈̒̓̀e͒͛
    ͂̉ͨ̐̑̐Hī͊̽͐ͫg̎̅ͤhͦ̆̏̽ͣ̿ͤ ̿ͨͬ̂͐̅͑L͒ͤͫ͌̓or͌̑ͧͦ̌͛ͫd̂̄̇ͨ S̾̉̉̌ͭͯ̉p̄̈̇͆͐̍̓rͦ͌uͦ̎ͧ́̾͂ͤẽ̐̔͊̓s̿͒͛̐ͫ͆̅w̔̅̈́͐ͯ̓̇oͫr̒̃ͥ
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)05:37 No.8911060
    "What is this, and what are the chances you won't give me a cryptic answer?"
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)05:38 No.8911071
    2 questions for our new friend.

    What the fuck is it?

    Is it stolen?
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)05:40 No.8911079
    rolled 10 = 10

    What is it and what do I do with it?
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/01/10(Thu)05:41 No.8911084
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    I͌t̃͂̆ ̄ͬ͗̔̽̂ͭḯ̍s̆̑̾ ̍a͛͛̔̃͛ ͮ̉͌̔ͭ̇̆sͨ̾͌hͫ̌̑̍̇aͮ͑͋̅d̃̉o̎̈̾̊ͬw̓̇ͩ̃ ͂ͤ̈̎̔̂ͧf̉ͯ̔̿̈ͪiͥͩ̋e̿́ͫ̌͗l̍̈́ͤͥͩͥ̏d̄̿̀́
    ̏ͯͨ̓ͤgeͭͧ̔ͬǹē̏͋̉͋̈ra̔̀ͭͧ̋̓͋t̓ͥ͊oͨ̽͐̎r̃̍̅̂ͮ̀̀ ́ͤ̄fͬöͦͨr̿ ͗ͨa̓́ͤ ̌
    ͩ̃̌s͂maͨl̊̆ͪ͋͂͑l͌̇̄̓̚ ̓ͧ̀͗̌̊ŝͣͣͧ̔̍̚h̉̿̃̒iͣ̾p͛ͯ.́̏ͤ͐ͦ͑͑
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)05:42 No.8911091
    rolled 9 = 9

    Uh, any chance that will help us kill him?
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)05:42 No.8911096
    rolled 8 = 8

    Very well, but we can't do this alone. There are people willing to help us, but we need proper arms and armor for them.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)05:42 No.8911098
    rolled 5 = 5

    How big is a small ship?
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/01/10(Thu)05:47 No.8911133
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    T͒͋h̽ͦ̓a̎̊͛̑̿tͪ̒ͧ̽͑́̚ ̍̓ͯ̇̚i͋͊ͤͯs̿ ͦn̍ͥo̚ṫ̀͐ ͬ̂͒͛́̈́o̐u͗r̊
    ͊͌͐cͤͩͩͤͩ̚o͋n͒͆c̊̉̔ͣěr͛͐n̈́ͣ̑͗.̓͑͌̄ͣ ̍̿ͫYo͑ͧͫͪͫͮǘ̒͋ ͛̓ͭ͌w͆̈ͯ̆̽í̽l͊̉͋̅̔ͩͬlͭͬͧͨͯ̋ ͬ̋̋ͭ̒ͫ͊ä̇t́́̎t̒ě̉͑͗̒̇̾m̎̅͂̓̍̑͌p͊̿̆͋͌ͧ̚t̂ͩͪ̉͒
    ͒̉̈ͭ̐͂t̏ͫ̒͊̊ͣo̔̾̎ ͆aͬs̓̉ͭ͂̋s̓̅͋͐a̒͐̉ͩ̈̈́s̑͂̇̂̅sǐͪͬnͩ̿ͧ͛a͑̈͑̓͆tͨ̌e̋͆̓ ́H̓ͯ̉͊iͬ̿̂̎ͥgh͑ͭ̆ Lͭ̌̈̉̈́o̅̓̅̀̉͌r̈̏͛̇ͧd̓͑

    I͂̽͐̅ͣ̅̾t̎ ͫ̔ͭ͆ͯw̌̏ͦ͛̽i͒̈lͯ̏̀̐̚l ̏͆͛ͭ̓ͤ̄f͊̉̈́͆͂̾unͭ̚ĉͤ̃ͤtio͑̈̾͆͋̐n͆̎̔ͨ́̀̿ ỏ̅ͪͦ͊̐ň̒̂͐
    ̂ͥ̈́ͣe̋̿i͋̈́̑̚tͣͫͨͯ͊h͗e͗ͨr̎ͮ̈͐̓ͨ ̐ͫ̉͑ͭͦoͯ͂̆̄ͬ̄f̅̆ͣ͒̓͂ ͫ̈y̾̐ōͬ̚ǔ̿̍̍ͮr͋̌ ̀͐sͧhi̿̓ͤͪ̃pͥ̿̅s͂̃ͥ͋.̀̃̚
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)05:48 No.8911143
    rolled 6 = 6

    But nothing bigger?
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)05:51 No.8911161
    rolled 5 = 5

    Extend a hand.

    "Shake on it?"
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/01/10(Thu)05:53 No.8911170
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    T͛h͋̈́͋̍̓̓aͣtͯͧ̉̿ i̋ͭ̈́̎̾̊sͧ ͐̋͛̍͗̿̌c̿͒̉̒oͬ̔̎̑ͩ̂r͆ͦ̿̀̆r̐͆ȇͬͩ̾c̓̊̊t̃͊̽͐̎.̽͆̉̌ͨ̅̎

    ̇ͨͧ͑ͫ̚T͑́̎́h͑̄e ͌b̽ͤ̀ͤͨl̊́̋͊͂ͥȯ͆ckaͪ̊͛ͯ̄ͮn̽̂ͪͤǐ͌͗̿u͂m̈ͮ̾̐ͧ̐ͯ ͐̽͌̾hͩa͆̌̿̿ͥͩͩśͮ͂͒ͤ ͛̽͋ͦ̚b͑e͋̉ͭ͐ͥ̾e͑̆̐̈̀n
    ͊̑̄ͨ̅̇r͆͐e͆ͩ̈̑̏ͥm̎̍̐o̅̂̏̓̌ve͊͋d͂͑̑̇̑ͨ f͋ͦro̾m͊̾ͪ ̔ͥỳ̅̇ͨͤͪo̍u̇̿̉̎͒r̊

    ̓̀̊̆ͧI͒̇̿ͩͮ͆ ́͂̅ͯw͒̉̇͐ͦ̅̽i͂ͥ͋̓ll̐̃ ̂ͨͪnͤ̋o̅͐̈t̎ ͐͌ͪ̅̂̈́̋ōͪͣf͗̄̓͂̌f͆e͆r̎ͦ ̆̈́̈́ͨ̃́t͋hͩͯ̓̏ͮiͤ͊ͮ̐͛sͨ ͥ̌͋̚
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)05:55 No.8911194
    rolled 7 = 7

    All right then.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)05:56 No.8911203
    rolled 5 = 5

    That is a crappy trade. You should throw in your hat.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/01/10(Thu)05:57 No.8911212
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    As you extend your hand the Blacktron pushes the device into your grip. The reflection above the box's flat black surface seems to flow.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)05:59 No.8911228
    rolled 3 = 3

    I knew we should have raided that imperial ship.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/01/10(Thu)06:03 No.8911265
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    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)06:04 No.8911272
    rolled 9 = 9

    It's eating our soul isn't it?
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/01/10(Thu)06:04 No.8911273
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    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)06:04 No.8911277
    rolled 12 = 12

    If you don't mind me asking, what is your stake in this?
    We want to get rid of Spruesworth due to imperial oppression, as I'm sure you already know, but will we just switch imperial oppression for blacktron oppression?
    ... and would we even notice?
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)06:05 No.8911282
    rolled 3 = 3

    Time to go take Bennies hat.

    Damn useless robot, totally choked in the clutch.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/01/10(Thu)06:05 No.8911283

    Blacktrons have no time for hats.

    Next time will be more silly.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)06:07 No.8911305
    rolled 10 = 10

    No worries, we'll be sure to get extra hats for them anyway. They need them, whether they know it or not, and it's our duty to provide such a vital service.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)06:08 No.8911316
    rolled 10 = 10


    oh for the love of...
    NOW we roll high. . .
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)06:10 No.8911338
    rolled 5 = 5

    The bastards took our blocktonium and priceless treasure and our antimater warhead.

    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)06:12 No.8911354
    rolled 7 = 7

    Maybe Blacktron tech helps them alter probability as well.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/01/10(Thu)06:14 No.8911390

    They didn't take the warhead or the treasure cask.

    Just the blockanium.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/01/10(Thu)06:18 No.8911428
    And now I really need to go to bed because it's damn late.

    Goodnight, /tg/.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)10:26 No.8913822
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    Awesome quest is awesome. Stay classy Lego Quest.

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