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    69 KB PRIMARCH QUEST PART 8 That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 04/02/10(Fri)21:52 No.8944312  
    Previous thread: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/8924172/

    You are Rachnus Rageous, Primarch of the II Legion, the Desert Fangs. You are a Null, as are a good portion of your marines - And at this point, at the height of the Horus Heresy, you and your legion's unique capabilities may well prove to be the Imperium's most valuable weapon.

    Currently, you, all your marines, as well as Corax, Tialoc, Vulkan, and what's left of the Iron Hands, Salamanders, and Raven Guard Legions are hurtling through the warp towards Terra to warn him of the depth of the treachery on Isstvan V.

    HOW DO YOU PREPARE FOR YOUR ARRIVAL?
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)21:59 No.8944452
    ASDFG
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)21:59 No.8944455
    Ask the other Primarchs what Horus' forces consisted of when they left. They probably inflicted at least some losses. We have to assume that everything which left Isstvan will be ready to oppose us- possibly even attacking the Emperor.

    Come up with a couple contingency plans for if things go horribly wrong, if possible.
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 04/02/10(Fri)22:01 No.8944488
    >>8944455

    Corax sighs, rubbing his temples. "They had seven Legions at more or less full strength - I don't know where Alpharius went, but he and his men didn't go with the rest of them."
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)22:02 No.8944512
    >>8944312
    Did our fleet take heavy losses when fighting the Sky Serpents fleet?
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)22:02 No.8944523
    HE'S FUCKING PLANNING SOMETHING, ALL RIGHT
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 04/02/10(Fri)22:04 No.8944548
    >>8944512

    No, you're in pretty good shape.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)22:04 No.8944564
    Begin work on some way to amplify Null fields, if possible.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)22:05 No.8944580
    >>8944312
    Let's make damn sure Leman Russ doesn't piss off the Thousand Sons.
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 04/02/10(Fri)22:06 No.8944598
    To late for that, those fuckers are already on their way to safety in the Eye of Terror.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)22:06 No.8944609
    >>8944580
    We have no information on those events, and it's much too late to effect them in any case.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)22:07 No.8944623
    Make sure everyone is ready, prep for an immediate combat drop if necessary, have the fleet on full alert for when we emerge from jump
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 04/02/10(Fri)22:10 No.8944681
    >>8944623

    You're going to be in transit for quite a while, anything else you want to do on the way, or do you want to skip ahead to arrival?
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)22:10 No.8944682
    What do we know about the combat tactics of the traitor legions? And how much do they know of our strategies?

    We might need to seriously switch things up if we want to get through this.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)22:11 No.8944685
    How's Tialoc doing?
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)22:11 No.8944688
    >>8944598
    Well fuck.

    Oh well, Terra's more important.
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 04/02/10(Fri)22:12 No.8944722
    >>8944682

    You know IC everything about their pre-heresy tactics that's available in 40k literature. As for your tactics... They know you're rather fond of your Sandleg Cavalry.

    >>8944685

    He's putting on a brave face to cover his grief.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)22:14 No.8944752
    >>8944722
    too bad for them that we've withdrawn the sandlegs from frontline service then. I guess talk with Corax and Vulcan and see if they have any input or suggestions, and then i'm okay with timeskip
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)22:16 No.8944783
    >>8944752
    Yeah, gotta synchronize our plans with the other Primarchs.
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 04/02/10(Fri)22:17 No.8944808
    >>8944752

    They don't have much input for you, but Corax insists on taking his few remaining marines back to his homeworld to begin rebuilding his Legion.

    Beyond that, nothing of note happens on the trip, except for one incident... You come into your quarters one day to find a blue and green hemisphere, about the size of half an orange, sitting on your table.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)22:17 No.8944819
    >>8944808

    examine hemisphere!
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)22:18 No.8944831
    Well, do we know who'll be available on our side for the battle? Which legions will likely be present?
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)22:18 No.8944832
    >>8944808
    Err okay. See what it is I guess
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)22:18 No.8944844
    >>8944808
    Investigate this. See if it's sensitive to our null field.
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 04/02/10(Fri)22:18 No.8944849
    >>8944819

    It appears to be designed to link with your holoprojector.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)22:19 No.8944853
    >>8944808

    Punch hemisphere.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)22:19 No.8944855
    >>8944849

    well pop that fucker in
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)22:19 No.8944864
    >>8944849

    Put it in then!
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)22:19 No.8944868
    >>8944849
    Well hook that sucker up.

    And I'm betting its somehow connect with Alpharius
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)22:19 No.8944870
    >>8944808
    >Blue
    >Green

    I CAN ONLY PONDER WHO MIGHT BE INVOLVED WITH THIS.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)22:20 No.8944875
    >>8944808
    Alpharius, our bro... He's still with us.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)22:20 No.8944886
    >>8944868

    Which means Alpharius has agents on our ship.

    Fucking hell. That crazy guy...
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 04/02/10(Fri)22:20 No.8944893
    >>8944868

    As you hook it up to the holoprojector, it requests a password.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)22:20 No.8944896
    >>8944312
    >HOW DO YOU PREPARE FOR YOUR ARRIVAL?

    corrupt who i can of the other legions, execute the rest, siege Terra.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)22:21 No.8944897
    >>8944808
    HOW MYSTERIOUS

    ...wait, did that fucker infiltrate our flagship?
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)22:21 No.8944898
    >>8944893

    chucklefucks?
    >> Captain AdMech guy 04/02/10(Fri)22:21 No.8944901
    rolled 45 = 45

    >>8944893
    >Chucklefucks
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)22:21 No.8944903
    >>8944893

    'Chucklefucks'
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 04/02/10(Fri)22:22 No.8944914
    >>8944898
    >>8944901
    >>8944903

    No.

    Try again.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)22:22 No.8944918
    >>8944893
    MAXIMUM chucklefucks

    (you gotta switch up your pass words, see)
    >> Captain AdMech guy 04/02/10(Fri)22:22 No.8944924
    rolled 80 = 80

    >>8944914
    fucklenuts?
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)22:22 No.8944927
    >>8944914

    gravyboat
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)22:23 No.8944930
    >>8944914
    Gravyboat?
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)22:23 No.8944936
    >>8944914

    gravyboat
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)22:23 No.8944945
    "Thewarpcanttouchthis"
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)22:25 No.8944967
    >>8944914
    What was the name of that planet we conquered while buddied with Alpharius again?
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)22:25 No.8944978
    "password"

    "tialoc"

    "12345"
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)22:26 No.8944992
    >>8944967

    No-one can remember. We were more focused on demon-stomping at the time.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)22:27 No.8945003
    >>8944914
    Are you SURE it isn't chucklefucks?
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)22:27 No.8945011
    "Alpharius"
    "Rachnus"
    "SURPRISEFUCKERS"
    "FireStrider"
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 04/02/10(Fri)22:28 No.8945016
    >>8944927
    >>8944930
    >>8944936

    Success!

    The hemisphere blinks momentarily, then Alpharius' image appears once more, looking revitalized from the last time you saw him in this format.

    "Rachnus, so glad to see that you were merciful with Tialoc. I know that must have been an extremely difficult decision to make for you. I'm sorry to hear about what happened to your captain, but I understand that he's alright now."
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)22:29 No.8945051
    >>8945016
    Hmm, this wasnt put here by some servitor under "wait a few days then puts this in his room" orders, he DOES have agents on board.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)22:29 No.8945052
    >>8945016
    His spies are everywhere, we might as well give up and start repainting our armor blue and green.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)22:29 No.8945055
    >>8945016

    is this a recording? ask alpharius what's going on on terra if not.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)22:29 No.8945057
    >>8945016
    crap , alpharius doesn't just have an agent on our fleet, he has it wired. And is apparently close enough to receive frequent updates.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)22:30 No.8945060
         File1270261801.gif-(132 KB, 400x381, 4573.gif)
    132 KB
    >>8944312
    I modify my legion's bolters to shoot clusters of scary looking spiders. That'll show those fucking traitors.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)22:30 No.8945074
    >>8945052
    Perhaps we better check that we aren't alpharius again, because this is getting eerie
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)22:30 No.8945075
    >>8945016

    Well, he's a little crazy, but better than dead.

    This is a recording, right? We'll let it play out, and think upon how this magnificent bastard managed to find all this out.

    Maybe one of the marines we sent to pick up with the other two Primarch's was an Alpha Legion guy?
    >> Captain AdMech guy 04/02/10(Fri)22:31 No.8945085
    >>8945075
    Five thrones on it being the 'Iron Hand'.
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 04/02/10(Fri)22:31 No.8945092
    >>8945075
    >>8945074
    >>8945057
    >>8945055
    >>8945052
    >>8945051

    The image of him seems to be waiting for something.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)22:32 No.8945104
    >>8945085
    My bet is halfway through the recording we'll turn around to find Alpharius in our room
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)22:32 No.8945108
    >>8945092

    say yeah, Fal's cool now. Go on, bro.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)22:32 No.8945114
    >>8945092

    Laugh and say-

    "Oh, so you're really talking to me? How the hell did you manage that?"
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)22:33 No.8945131
    >>8945092
    Now we're talking to recordings and ignoring him when he's actually on the line with us? No wonder we fall for all his plans.

    "SERIOUSLY, HOW DID YOU PULL THIS OFF, YOU DICK"
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)22:33 No.8945138
    >>8945092
    "Soooooooo....Whats the plan?"
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 04/02/10(Fri)22:34 No.8945145
    >>8945108

    He chuckles. "What can I say, when half the Mechanicus has defected and are no longer bound by that 'Innovation is Heresy' horseshit, technological progress speeds up significantly."
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)22:34 No.8945152
    >>8945092

    "Well if by 'okay', you mean 'crazy', then yeah. So, Corax said you'd gone of in the other direction, what's that all about? Not that I'm not glad, of course."
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)22:34 No.8945159
    >>8945131

    It's Alpharius, even if don't fall for his plans, it's part of his plans.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)22:36 No.8945191
    >>8945145

    What now Alpharius? Where do we go from here? Why did you choose the path you chose?
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)22:36 No.8945194
    >>8945145

    "Fair enough. Corax told me you aren't planning on partying over with everyone else on the roadtrip to Terra; gotta say, I'm kinda relieved to hear it. What's dragging you away though? Pretty sure Horus'll get pised at you for not being there, it's not like you to break cover."
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 04/02/10(Fri)22:39 No.8945247
    >>8945194

    He chuckles. "I convinced him that I'd act as a rearguard, delaying some of the other Legions trying to get to Terra. And I will - But it won't matter, he's already sealed his fate. Sorry to hear that you destroyed Tialoc's Legion, though I guess he deserved it, neh?"
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)22:40 No.8945265
    >>8945092
    personally I would go with
    "WUUUSSAAAAAAAAAAAAA?"
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)22:40 No.8945270
    >>8945247
    So what now brother? You clearly appear to have some sort of plan going on here.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)22:41 No.8945276
    >>8945247

    There wasn't much of a choice at the time. What do you mean "sealed his fate?" What's Horus up to?
    >> Captain AdMech guy 04/02/10(Fri)22:41 No.8945278
    >>8945270
    Some serious fuckin' chess bullshit
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)22:42 No.8945290
    >>8945247
    Actually we feel pretty bad about that whole misunderstanding issue...

    Since he clearly knows everything, perhaps he could fill us in on what's happening back on Terra.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)22:42 No.8945294
    >>8945247
    "It WAS his fault that he was so good at following orders, and I wont hear it any other way. But we're all on the same page now, so whats the next big step besides heading to Terra?"
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)22:42 No.8945298
    >>8945247
    "hold on I have your mother on the other line demanding payment"
    *disconnects hemisphere*
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)22:42 No.8945305
    >>8945247

    Be sombre for a second.

    "I'm not sure any of us deserved this...and I trust your words mean you've no problem with us shit-stomping the 'Warmaster'? You two were pretty close, afterall."
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 04/02/10(Fri)22:43 No.8945319
    >>8945270

    "Oh, I do, no worries. Chances are neither one of us will live to see it come to fruition, but I do indeed have a plan." He rubs his chin, looking thoughtful. "Once I finish messing with Khan's boys, I'll probably work my way east to fuck with Rowboat for a while."
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)22:43 No.8945324
    Now would be a perfect time for one of our bros to walk in and catch us talking to a traitor.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)22:45 No.8945347
    >>8945319

    Shit no don't fuck with Rowboat! I've seen the future and he kills you! Maybe!
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)22:45 No.8945361
    That was the minimum.

    He is alive, he will rebuild.

    "You won't delay us, bro, right? We must punch Horus in the dick. Personally."
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)22:46 No.8945377
    >>8945319
    Don't do something stupid, Alpharius. Rowboat's an arrogant dick, but he's got alright intentions. He's just a prat.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)22:46 No.8945385
    >>8945319

    It strikes me that we're taking this whole heresy thing a little lightly right now.

    Ask him if this is really the way shit has to fall out and down. I mean, Alph doesn't HAVE to die, does he? Fuck!
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)22:47 No.8945407
    >>8945385
    I think we'll still a little in shock from our homeworld getting razed and the betrayal at isstvan. And alpharius has at least played alright by us so far.
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 04/02/10(Fri)22:47 No.8945408
    >>8945361

    Alpharius waves his hand dismissively. "I'm in the middle of trolling the White Scars, I don't have time to mess with your fleet even if I wanted to. Go ahead and screw Horus over however you please."
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)22:48 No.8945410
    "Also, please do not infiltrate your men in my legion... kkthnxbye"
    >> Captain AdMech guy 04/02/10(Fri)22:48 No.8945420
    >>8945408
    Make him promise not to JUST AS PLAN fuck the punching because if you don't he TOTALLY WILL
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)22:48 No.8945427
    >>8945385
    Shit we dont even know OOC that if he dies on Ultramar. That shit has doubts cast on it in the same book its mentioned in.

    CONSPIRACY ABOUNDS.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)22:49 No.8945438
    >>8945385

    True, but despite everything...Alpharius is still a bro. He warned us of what was going down on our homeworld, and it was our own incompetence that led to the death of our people.

    We obviously can't back him, but we can't be mad either. He's done alright by us.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)22:49 No.8945447
    >>8945408

    No, but seriously, Alph, what's going on? I thought you and Horus were bros? And have you really fallen to the Ruinous Powers? C'mon, level with me.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)22:51 No.8945466
    >>8945408

    Well alright then, just don't be too dickish to the Scars, alright? Khan comes up with some pretty tasty burns.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)22:51 No.8945474
    >>8945377

    /tg/ is tsundere for rowboat :D
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)22:52 No.8945479
    >>8945447
    Not that we don't approve of trolling, but someone's taking what could very well be the imminent ruin of the Imperium just a little lightly.

    Also YOUR DUDES, PLEASE REMOVE THEM FROM OUR SHIP.
    >> Captain AdMech guy 04/02/10(Fri)22:52 No.8945489
    >>8945479
    Well, at least he cares enough to keep a direct eye on us?
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 04/02/10(Fri)22:52 No.8945494
    >>8945447

    He sighs, rubbing his temples. "Yeah, I know Horus and I were close, but when he came to me, talking about overthrowing Dad... Well, I couldn't exactly refuse him, but I could definately be as subversive as possible. That said... Personally, I'm not allied with any of these warp-gods or what have you, but pretty much everyone that headed to Terra has bought it hook, line, and sinker, and I'm sure there are parts of my own Legion that've gone the same way."
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)22:54 No.8945531
    >>8945494

    Damn, shit sucks. You want me to tell Dad you're just trolling after I mindfuck Horus?
    >> Captain AdMech guy 04/02/10(Fri)22:54 No.8945532
    >>8945494
    Bro, we both know that those fucked up guys in your Legion are gonna fuck it up for the rest of you.

    Be careful, you dumb DOUBLE TRAITOR.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)22:54 No.8945536
    >>8945494
    "Not only are you on your own, but some of YOUR OWN MEN have hooked up with these "Gods"?!

    WELL SHIT."
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)22:54 No.8945541
    >>8945494

    Sigh yourself.

    "You know that once this is over and Horus is slain, we're going to be ordered to come after you, right bro? I don't think you helping me out with my homeworld is going to sway everyone else's opinion enough. The shit hitting the fan will be so hard it'll be like chopping up bricks."
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)22:56 No.8945572
    >>8945494
    Well you could still come and fight against them with us. I mean, if not for Horus or Chaos why else fight against Dad? This war has the capability of bringing everything we've worked for to ruins. Humanity will be dragged down once again, the promise of glory forever out of reach. If we beat Horus down while retaining enough of ourselves we can still make sure the Imperium stands, Alpharius!
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 04/02/10(Fri)22:57 No.8945580
    >>8945531

    He shakes his head. "Nah, it's better if you keep this quiet. It's not like Dad'll take me back anyway - My Legion did mow down its fair share of loyalists on Isstvan."

    >>8945532
    >>8945536

    "Oh, I don't have any proof, but not ALL of these sonsofbitches can be acting, can they?"
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)22:57 No.8945595
    >>8945572
    Exactly! Just make some kind of heroic redemptive doublecross and we'll help smooth things out with Dad.

    Otherwise it's looking like things won't work out so well for you.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)22:58 No.8945616
    >>8945580
    "Bro, we got your back; we'll smooth things over with Dad, you just be ready to get the fuck out when you can. *hold up fist*"
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)22:59 No.8945624
    >>8945580
    See this is what happens when you love your own cleverness just a bit too much.

    So any final words of cryptic advice before I go off to give horus a good ball-punching?
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)22:59 No.8945627
    >>8945580
    Alpharius, at this stage Dad wouldn't reject you even if he wanted to. We've lost too much. Sure, you're not going to be liked and you're going to get the tough jobs. But we need you, Alpharius.
    >> Captain AdMech guy 04/02/10(Fri)22:59 No.8945629
    >>8945580
    And now Alpharius is the older brother who ended up joining a gang and you're worried about him about as much as you want to hit him until he stops being stupid.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)22:59 No.8945636
    >>8945580

    Dad would understand! He knows you're a 'just as planned' fucker; it's not too late, Bro!
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 04/02/10(Fri)23:00 No.8945639
    >>8945541

    "I'm fairly sure you'll be too busy to come after me. Besides, you know Rowboat's going to want to take a crack at it."

    >>8945572

    "I'm playing the long game, Rachnus. I don't expect you to understand, but trust me. Have I ever led you astray before?"
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)23:00 No.8945645
    >>8945580

    You helped us, we'll help you.

    ...Unless you...you have a better plan, don't you? Outside of this Imperium here?

    You fucker, you.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)23:00 No.8945648
    >>8945639
    "Not yet"
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)23:01 No.8945659
    >>8945639

    "...Well alright, man. But try not to die, it'd suck and things might go to tits in your legion if you did."
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)23:01 No.8945664
    >>8945639
    I trust you bro. I'm sure that whatever you are planning, you won't do anything to hurt humanity
    OOC: (Yea I know the fluff, it's just funny to say this :D)
    >> Captain AdMech guy 04/02/10(Fri)23:01 No.8945668
    >>8945659
    'would go to tits'

    ftfy

    YEAH, don't die you double-crossing asshole.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)23:02 No.8945674
    >>8945639
    ...No.

    But in what way could dragging down the Imperium, our Father's and our own work, benefit us? It's crazy, Alpharius. Please, come back and fight with us, brother. At least tell us this long game of yours. Maybe one of us will see reason.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)23:02 No.8945680
    >>8945639
    If you say so, bro.

    GOOD LUCK, TRY NOT TO BE TOO HERETICAL.
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 04/02/10(Fri)23:04 No.8945717
    >>8945659

    "Oh, don't worry, I've got a plan for Succession even if by some miracle I do get offed. Just don't get your flagship blown up, okay?"

    He grins, and then grows serious once again.

    "You can use this nifty little piece of hardware to contact me whenever you need to. It also prevents the recording of any conversations conducted using it, so no worries. I hope to hear from you again, Rachnus." He nods, and the holoprojector goes blank, as the hemisphere disconnects.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)23:04 No.8945719
    >>8945680
    Say Hi to Omegon for me, or are you Omegon, never could tell you two apart.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)23:06 No.8945746
    >>8945717

    Maybe we're Omegon; maybe that's why Alpharius is such a bro to us.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)23:07 No.8945757
    >>8945717
    Nice work, Alph, now we have to worry about Dad AND you.

    Check to make sure we haven't been switched with Omegon when we weren't looking.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)23:07 No.8945758
    >>8945746
    Alpharius is a bro to us because we're easily manipulated by anyone who acts bro-like.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)23:07 No.8945762
    >>8945717

    Ok, proceed to Terra, warp factor 10. We gotta go fuck up Horus' shit before he kills Dad.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)23:07 No.8945764
    >>8945758
    It's not our fault hardly anyone wanted to be friends with us growing up :(
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)23:08 No.8945770
    >>8945758

    Hey, we're nulls. We gotta take the bros where we can get them.
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 04/02/10(Fri)23:08 No.8945779
    >>8945762

    ROLL 1d100 MOTHERFUCKER
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)23:08 No.8945780
    >>8945764
    We are a Null, after all. Makes sense anyone who puts forth the hand of friendship is going to be very welcome to us.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)23:08 No.8945781
    >>8945758

    Yeah, we're stupid like that. No wonder Alph likes us.

    That and we pay attention to his achievements.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)23:09 No.8945790
    rolled 98 = 98

    >>8945779
    BY THE POWER OF DAD, PLEASE LET THIS ROLL NOT SUCK.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)23:09 No.8945798
    FUCK
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)23:09 No.8945801
    >>8945790
    Proof that Dad isn't a god.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)23:09 No.8945802
    >>8945790
    How dramatically appropriate.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)23:09 No.8945805
    >>8945790
    DAD SUX!
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)23:10 No.8945808
    rolled 22 = 22

    >>8945790
    FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC
    CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)23:10 No.8945809
    >>8945790
    ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)23:10 No.8945822
    I am rolling in laughter. Oh god, we are so dead.
    >> dice+1d100 Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)23:11 No.8945828
    I USE MY FUCKING FATE POINT AND REROLL!
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)23:11 No.8945832
    jesus fuck, the dice gods do not smile on us this day.

    also, how do you noko and dice at the same time? shit sux.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)23:11 No.8945834
    >>8945764
    And does Alpharius really allow himself many friends? We might be his only Bro around.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)23:11 No.8945842
         File1270264317.gif-(1.07 MB, 250x187, NO.gif)
    1.07 MB
    >>8945790
    SO HEY, NOW WE KNOW WHY WERE A "LOST" LEGION.

    WE GET TRAPPED IN THE WARP FOREVER.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)23:12 No.8945844
    This reminds me, I need to request Tzeentch in his little-known aspect as the Dice God in a drawthread sometime.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)23:12 No.8945847
    >>8945822
    We are lost in the warp for 10k years...record about us are misplaced and thus we are the unknown primarch....
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)23:12 No.8945849
    rolled 82 = 82

    >>8945828
    FUCKITY FUCK FUCK
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)23:12 No.8945851
    rolled 95 = 95

    COME ON DAMMIT FIRST TRY DOESN'T COUNT!
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)23:12 No.8945859
    >>8945851
    >>8945849

    OH FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKK!!!
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 04/02/10(Fri)23:13 No.8945868
    >>8945781

    Ironically, your connection to Alpharius was determined by a single roll in -I think- Thread 3.

    >>8945790

    Not a vital roll, just needed to determine something, and it's always better if the players roll.

    AFTER SEVERAL MONTHS OF WARP TRAVEL, YOU FINALLY EMERGE IN THE SOL SYSTEM. YOU CAN SEE THAT TERRA IS IN PRETTY BAD SHAPE, WITH SEVEN WHOLE TRAITOR FLEETS ENCIRCLING THE PLANET.

    WHAT DO?
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)23:13 No.8945869
    rolled 43 = 43

    fuck you guys!
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)23:13 No.8945872
    jesus god, all these rolls suck with the exception of the 22.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)23:13 No.8945875
    WE ARE DISCARDING OUR HIGH ROLLS NOW, TO ROLL LOW WHEN WE FUCK HORUS IN THE ASS.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)23:14 No.8945884
    >>8945868

    FIND NEAREST ENEMY VESSEL.

    SHOOT.

    RINSE + REPEAT
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)23:14 No.8945888
    >>8945868
    WE MUST LOCATE HORUS.

    AND RAPE HIM UP HIS ASS.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)23:14 No.8945890
    rolled 1 = 1

    >>8945868

    do we have, like, stealth fields or some shit? sneak up on Horus' flagship if so.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)23:14 No.8945891
    >>8945868
    Inform the Imperial Palace that reinforcements have arrived, start shootan.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)23:14 No.8945892
    WE SEND AN ENCRIPTED MESSAGE TO DAD.

    WE ARE HERE TO THE RESCUE.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)23:15 No.8945902
    >>8945868
    So to confirm this: We have one fleet. The traitor legions have seven fleets. There are no visible friendly forces. Correct?

    If so, we should probably make a plan to preserve our geneseeds when the what, four primarchs with us all die?
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)23:15 No.8945904
    rolled 64 = 64

    >>8945890

    that was 1d100 - we should have stealth fields
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)23:15 No.8945908
    >>8945868

    Approach VERY stealthily. We do not want to give away our position. ALSO, have the Techmarines/Admech aboard attempt to make null amplifiers.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)23:15 No.8945909
    >>8945868
    attack Horus' ship from the rear in other words...FUCK HIM!
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 04/02/10(Fri)23:16 No.8945920
    >>8945884

    Let me update you a little bit. Corax has already departed for his homeworld, and you're at the edge of the Sol System, so you haven't been spotted yet. But take any aggressive action, and chances are good you'll be blown out of space. Checking the ship's augurs, you manage to locate Horus' flagship. It's surrounded by several of the fleets, and there's no way a battle barge is getting close enough to take it down.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)23:16 No.8945924
    rolled 100 = 100

    yes, we need a shitton of null amplifiers
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)23:17 No.8945933
    >>8945924
    Way to fucking go, our null amplifiers are probably toast now, thanks so much
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)23:17 No.8945945
    >>8945920
    STOP ROLLING NOKO, YOU CHUCKLEFUCKS

    Charging in is obviously not the thing to do, can we get a line through to Dad?
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)23:18 No.8945951
    rolled 66 = 66

    >>8945933

    sorry guys
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)23:18 No.8945959
    what smaller ships are available, that can get us closer?
    and what are our teleport capabilities?
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)23:18 No.8945960
    >>8945868
    Let's use our nulls to move the fleet near their ships undetected. Prepare all guns to hit the biggest ships then shout over the vox on open channels our glorious battlecry "SURPRISE, FUCKERS!" and proceed with clearing dads lawn.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)23:19 No.8945969
    Could we teleport non-null marines planetside to reinforce the palace?

    I'd send nulls, but I dont think nulls work so good with teleporters, sending them through the warp and all.
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 04/02/10(Fri)23:20 No.8945985
    >>8945945

    "All lines to the Imperial Palace are busy, please hold."

    >>8945959

    You do in fact have ships small enough to make it through unnoticed - The only problem is, they have no weapons. HOWEVER, they DO have some pretty high-grade stealth-tech, and boarding apparatus.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)23:20 No.8945986
    Cover over the Desert Fang markings on our ships with Alpha Legion markings and proceed to Earth.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)23:20 No.8945989
    >>8945920

    Hmm. It will take them a while to maneovre into position to fire at us though, surely.

    Okay; we grav-hook asteroids onto the front of our ships as we close in, then Brittonia-esque lance strike straight into heart of the fleet and right into Horus' Battlebarge.

    If we can get on that thing and kill him, nothing else matters. And FUCK sneaking around.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)23:21 No.8946006
    >>8945986
    Second
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)23:21 No.8946009
    rolled 10 = 10

    >>8945985

    clearly we need to land on Horus's flagship and attempt to assassinate him. If he dies, the rebels will surely break.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)23:22 No.8946017
    Korus is all that matters. All others are chumps.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)23:22 No.8946022
    >>8945985
    pack the ship full of Nulls and us, tell Vulkan to come if he wants, tell the rest to wait for any opportunity to attack.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)23:24 No.8946044
    We need to take Horus' shields down. If I thought we had time, I'd suggest a tractor-beam asteroid bombardment of their fleet, but as-is...

    Strap the smaller ships onto the bigger ships as armour and extra propulsion.
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 04/02/10(Fri)23:24 No.8946051
    >>8946022

    Vulkan refuses, saying that someone has to stay to mind your fleet, but Tialoc steps up wordlessly. You can hear a vox down in the hold howling "ARE WE THERE YET? ARE WE THERE YET? I WANT TO SHOW THOSE SONS OF BITCHES WHAT A GOOD POWERCLAW TO THE FACE CAN DO. FUCK!"
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)23:24 No.8946054
    >>8945985
    Looks like it's time the spider went to the fly
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)23:25 No.8946059
    >>8945985
    Stealth battlebarge boardan it is, then. Our brothers can come if they want.

    I would suggest pretending that Tlaloc's fuckery pissed us off enough for us to go traitor, but we uh don't do subtlety very well.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)23:25 No.8946063
    Ask Tlaloc if he wants to come and smash horus' face.

    Fill the stealth ships with us three Primarchs, and as many nulls as we can. They Won't detect us with their sorcery.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)23:25 No.8946064
    >>8946009

    inb4 it turns out we're actually Ollanius Pius.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)23:25 No.8946069
    Pretend to be Alpha Legion, including markings on our ships, until we get close enough to Horus's barge to open everything up on them.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)23:25 No.8946076
    >>8946051
    Tialoc, is your geneseed stored safely somewhere? We must ensure the continuation of your Chapter.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)23:25 No.8946078
    >>8946044
    >tractor-beam asteroid bombardment
    /r/ that codex page that talks about the logistics of such an act
    >> Captain AdMech guy 04/02/10(Fri)23:26 No.8946087
    >>8946051
    Fal is the fucking best. Make sure that boxed bastard has plenty of face to put his powerfist in. :3
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)23:26 No.8946090
    rolled 66 = 66

    >>8946059

    >I would suggest pretending that Tlaloc's fuckery pissed us off enough for us to go traitor, but we uh don't do subtlety very well.

    This this 1,000x this. Rollan
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)23:27 No.8946100
    Stealth Ships. We go with them.

    Don't try to usa unsafe methods.
    >> Captain AdMech guy 04/02/10(Fri)23:27 No.8946101
    rolled 96 = 96

    >>8946076
    Also, this. Tell him to keep his semi-aztec ass on the ship unless he's sure he's not going to HEROICALLY SACRIFICE himself you big dumbass
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 04/02/10(Fri)23:27 No.8946107
    >>8946076

    He shakes his head. "The fate of my chapter will be decided by this battle, Rachnus. If I have truly been redeemed, then I will survive, and my chapter will be reborn."
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)23:28 No.8946119
    >>8946051

    Ask him if he's sure. If he is, then he comes.

    Tialc is a bit honest and straightforward, but he knows the weight of his decision. If he feels it's important enough for him to come, then it is.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)23:29 No.8946123
    Also, se if we have a teleport array in it.

    Take the Future Angry Marines Chaptermaster with us.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)23:29 No.8946126
    >>8946107

    Well alright then.

    ENGINES TO MACH 509! LETS DO THIS, FUCKERS!!
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)23:29 No.8946130
    >>8946107
    "Redeem yourself with the continuation of your Chapter in our Father's name. You do us and yourself far more honor this way."
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)23:29 No.8946137
    >>8946107
    "We both know thats now the universe works. If it did Horus would have never gotten this far. When we win this we'll need everybody to help rebuild, that includes you. NO GO, YOU CHUCKLEFUCK."
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)23:30 No.8946140
    >>8946119
    >>8946101
    I hope you people realize he can still turn traitor on our ass.
    >> Captain AdMech guy 04/02/10(Fri)23:30 No.8946147
    rolled 80 = 80

    >>8946137
    and then smack him upside his fool head
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)23:30 No.8946149
    rolled 8 = 8

    >>8946130

    No, let Tialoc come. We might need another Primarch.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)23:31 No.8946161
    >>8946069

    Also, if we do this, we can get Alpharius on the line through our special comms unit and have him speak to Horus's barge pretending he's here.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)23:31 No.8946167
    >>8946137 (samefag)
    >know thats now the universe works
    >Now
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 04/02/10(Fri)23:31 No.8946181
    >>8946149
    >>8946119
    >>8946126

    Tialoc makes his way on-board the stealth ship. You can feel the floor shaking, as Fal makes his way up from the lower levels to join the party.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)23:32 No.8946184
    Tlaloc Shall come, and be redepted that way.

    This is heroic, not paranoic. All or Nothing.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)23:32 No.8946185
    rolled 87 = 87

    >>8946161

    He probably wouldn't do that; it wouldn't fit his plan.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)23:33 No.8946204
    rolled 57 = 57

    >>8946181

    Ok, to the Vengeful Spirit! It's time to mind-rape that pussy faggot Horus!
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)23:34 No.8946211
    OH MAN I CAN'T WAIT! WE'RE GONNA GET TO WATCH SANGUINUS DIE! :D
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)23:34 No.8946224
    >>8946211
    Or this could be the week before Dad ports up and we're going to be kind of screwed.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)23:35 No.8946227
    Why do I get the feeling that our presence on Horus' ship will scramble the Emprah's teleporters and cause the death of Sanguinus?
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 04/02/10(Fri)23:35 No.8946232
    >>8946204

    You manage to squeeze Fal in, and with your Angry Dread, Tialoc, and 7 Silencers, head off to board the Vengeful Spirit.

    Roll 1d100.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)23:35 No.8946242
    >>8946224
    All we have to do is hug Horus.

    Hug him to death.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)23:36 No.8946258
    rolled 18 = 18

    >>8946232
    Sorry Dad for using your name like you were some God. I know you don't like it. Still, can you help us out?
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)23:36 No.8946262
    rolled 7 = 7

    >>8946232
    10 of us against an entire legion, this will definitely go well.
    >> Captain AdMech guy 04/02/10(Fri)23:36 No.8946267
    rolled 20 = 20

    >>8946232
    Someone should draw them crammed into the little shuttle.

    Rollan
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)23:36 No.8946268
    rolled 42 = 42

    blah
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)23:36 No.8946272
    rolled 54 = 54

    >>8946232
    rollin'
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)23:37 No.8946277
    >>8946258
    FUCK YES.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)23:37 No.8946278
    >>8946258
    >>8946262
    THANK FUCK
    >> Captain AdMech guy 04/02/10(Fri)23:37 No.8946279
    >>8946258
    >>8946262
    >>8946267
    CLEARLY WE HAVE ROLLED OUT THE HIGH ROLLS.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)23:37 No.8946282
    >>8946258
    >>8946262
    >>8946267

    FUCK YES THE EMPEROR PROTECTS!
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)23:38 No.8946303
    WE USE THOSE THREE ROLLS FOR THE NEXT ROLLS!>>8946258
    >>8946262
    >>8946267
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)23:39 No.8946315
    >Horus's battle barge was shielded by the foul sorcery of chaos, preventing any scrying or teleportation.

    >Mysteriously, the shielding dropped for no known reason. Taking the chance, The Emperor teleports aboard to take the fight to Horus.

    ....would a chucklefuck-ton of null's suddenly boarding mess with horus's shield?
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)23:39 No.8946323
    >>8946315

    >....would a chucklefuck-ton of null's suddenly boarding mess with horus's shield?

    omg
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 04/02/10(Fri)23:39 No.8946328
    >>8946258

    Your stealthcraft manages to penetrate the Vengeful Spirit, and your small group emerges into one of the corridors. You're disgusted by what you see.

    The ship's walls are covered in faces, howling in agony, warped and mutated, sprouting tentacles and sporting bleeding pustules. The only light seems to be floating blue flames that seem to be posted at regular intervals.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)23:40 No.8946337
    >>8946315

    I think the Emperor just decided he'd had enough of horus' shit and made the sorcery go away. Emperor > All 4 Chaos Gods combined into Captain Chaos.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)23:40 No.8946343
    rolled 17 = 17

    >>8946328
    Head to the bridge. Try not to get torched.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)23:40 No.8946349
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    >>8946328

    WE WILL CLEANSE
    >> Captain AdMech guy 04/02/10(Fri)23:40 No.8946350
    >>8946328
    Put fal in front. Tell them the walls are keeping him from punching Horus' dick in so hard he turns into a chick.

    Point him towards the bridge.

    OHH YEAH!
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)23:41 No.8946356
    >8946328
    "Goddamn that fuck needs to get a new decorator"
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)23:41 No.8946358
    >>8946328
    Well let's head to the bridge.

    It's rape time.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)23:41 No.8946367
    rolled 20 = 20

    >>8946315
    JUST AS FUCKING PLANNED
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)23:41 No.8946369
    >>8946328
    pick the most direct path to the bridge....

    THAT PATH BEING A STRAIGHT LINE THAT GOES THROUGH WALLS. TIME TO LET FAL LET OUT SOME FRUSTRATION.
    >> Captain AdMech guy 04/02/10(Fri)23:42 No.8946377
    >>8946369
    >>8946350
    OH YEAH-mind
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)23:42 No.8946383
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    >....would a chucklefuck-ton of null's suddenly boarding mess with horus's shield?
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)23:42 No.8946385
    >>8946350
    this
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)23:42 No.8946386
    >>8946343

    Seconded. While raping everything in sight.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)23:43 No.8946399
    Lets get the shields down for dad. Fal can take point on that.

    Everyone else...we're going Horus hunting.
    >> Captain AdMech guy 04/02/10(Fri)23:45 No.8946421
    >>8946399
    >Denying Fal the chance to Powerfistrape Horus

    that's just cruel.
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 04/02/10(Fri)23:45 No.8946424
    >>8946350
    >>8946369

    As Fal begins tearing the walls apart, Tialoc taps you on the shoulder, and as you turn, salutes, smiling sadly, and then vanishes down a corridor, his flail drawn.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)23:46 No.8946438
    >>8946424
    Follow him.

    We are not going to lose the chance to kill Horus just because he wants his honor back.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)23:46 No.8946441
    >>8946424

    NOOOOOOOOOOOO TIALOC!

    We have to let him go. Perhaps we shall meet again one day. May the Emperor's light go with him.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)23:46 No.8946447
    >>8946424
    I really hope he doesn't die.

    He still needs to get punched in the face and then rebuild his legion.

    TO THE BRIDGE
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)23:47 No.8946463
    He wants to serve as a distraction... FUCK.

    He went full Dwarven Daemonslayer.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)23:47 No.8946478
    >>8946424
    Where the fuck is he going? Is it to the bridge?

    It better fucking be. Hey, chucklefuck, we need to kill Horus. God damn, this is not the time to go down in a blaze of glory.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)23:48 No.8946490
    >>8946424
    I'm imagining Fal doing to the Battle Barge what Angry Marines do to Thunderhawks.

    He's going to claw his way to the engines, tear them off, and ride them to other ships. Rinse, Repeat.
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 04/02/10(Fri)23:49 No.8946508
    >>8946441
    >>8946447

    Fal continues tearing through the walls, as you and your Nulls cover him. Any resistance that you come across that your bolters don't take care of, Fal tears apart with his bare claws, howling obscenities.

    Suddenly, you can feel the hairs on the back of your neck stand up. You recognize it as the effects of nearby teleportation.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)23:49 No.8946509
    >>8946424
    I SEE WHERE THIS GOING GOBBO. DONT THINK WE WONT TRY TO STOP YOU.

    Follow him and cover his back. Horus' bullshit has killed enough loyal men already, no need to let another get killed in an attempt to redeem himself.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)23:49 No.8946524
    >>8946508
    SHOOT EVERYWHERE
    >> Captain AdMech guy 04/02/10(Fri)23:50 No.8946538
    >>8946524
    WHAT IF IT'S THE EMPEROR?

    DON'T FUCK THIS UP
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)23:50 No.8946539
    >>8946424
    HURR LET'S SHOOT DAD

    Be ready for anything, but wait to see who it is.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)23:50 No.8946544
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    >>8946508

    HOLD YOUR FIRE! IT'S DAD!
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 04/02/10(Fri)23:50 No.8946548
    >>8946509

    Actually, it's for the benefit of the guy who wants to run a quest for Tialoc after this one concludes - And if Tialoc's accounted for the whole damn time, then it'll be a boring-ass quest.
    >> Captain AdMech guy 04/02/10(Fri)23:51 No.8946559
    >>8946548
    TIALOC quest would be badass, so let him go and let's continue with the whole 'rip Horus' ass a new one' plan.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)23:52 No.8946571
    >>8946548

    This shit is amazing, man. i've never seen players so riled up. you really have them on the edge of their seats. it's pretty cool to watch.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)23:52 No.8946575
    Look around for the teleportees. Find that find bridge! Or a ship schematic!
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)23:53 No.8946596
    >>8946508
    DON'T STOP!
    ONWARD!
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)23:53 No.8946603
    Look For Teleportees. Be on guard.
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 04/02/10(Fri)23:54 No.8946610
    >>8946571

    Thanks, I just hope whatever quest I pick up after this one concludes is similarly compelling.

    >>8946559

    You can hear sounds coming from up ahead, voices... It sounds like Sanguinius and Horus.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)23:55 No.8946632
    >>8946610
    RUN TO THE NOISE, FUCKING RUUUUUUUUN
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)23:55 No.8946634
    rolled 96 = 96

    >>8946610

    Fuck! We have to hurry! ONWARD!
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)23:55 No.8946647
    rolled 56 = 56

    >>8946634

    jesus fuck.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)23:56 No.8946660
    >>8946610
    FULL SPEED AHEAD. WE CAN DOUBLE TEAM HIM TO SLOW HIM DOWN UNTIL DAD COMES BACK. WITH ALL 3 OF US, HORUS IS FUCKED.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)23:56 No.8946668
    >>8946634
    >>8946647
    You do realise it doesn't count unless we are told to roll right?
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)23:56 No.8946672
    RUN. FUCKING RUN AND:

    "SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKER!"
    >> Captain AdMech guy 04/02/10(Fri)23:57 No.8946678
    >>8946610
    ACTIVATE FAL'S TURBOBOOSTERS AND DYNAMIC ENTRY THE MOTHERFUCKERS
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 04/02/10(Fri)23:57 No.8946682
    >>8946632
    >>8946634

    You urge Fal to hurry, and he turns to you. "YOU DON'T THINK I'M ALREADY GOING AS FAST AS I CAN, COCKTICKLER? FUCK OFF." He resumes his frenzied tearing, and you can hear the sound of something falling to the floor ahead.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)23:57 No.8946684
    rolled 61 = 61

    STOP ROLLING BADLY YOU CHUCKLEFUCKS
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)23:57 No.8946689
    >>8946668

    yes but still.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)23:58 No.8946713
    FULL SPEED AHEAD. HORUS WILL DIE NOW.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)23:58 No.8946714
    >>8946682

    Nooooooooooo goddamnit Fal.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)23:58 No.8946716
    >>8946682
    if you are going full speed then dont ACT LIKE YOU HAVE NO BALLS YOU FUCKER, NOW MOVE!
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)23:58 No.8946730
    >>8946682

    GO GO GO FUCK IT'S TOO LATE FUUUCCCKKK
    >> Anonymous 04/02/10(Fri)23:59 No.8946744
    >sound of something falling to the floor ahead.

    ANOTHER BROTHER FALLEN.

    HORUS YOU ARE DESTROYING THIS FAMILY.
    >> Captain AdMech guy 04/02/10(Fri)23:59 No.8946753
    >>8946744
    TIME TO STAGE AN INTERVENTION WITH YOUR FUCKING FISTS
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)00:00 No.8946771
    >>8946716

    Everyone bitches about Space marines being angry all the time, then we have a primarch quest and every motherfucker playing is typing IN ALL CAPS ALL THE TIME. You can feel the injustice of the heresy from across the internet. No wonder they're pissed for ten thousand years. They were there.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)00:00 No.8946776
    rolled 49 = 49

    >>8946668
    WE'RE GAMERS WE HAVE HAVE A PAVLOVIAN RESPONSE TO IMAGINARY ACTION, AND THAT IS DICE ROLLING! THE MORE ACTION, THE MORE OUR FINGERS START TO HAVE THOSE LITTLE INVOLUNTARY TWITCHES.

    ROLLING!!!!!
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 04/03/10(Sat)00:00 No.8946779
    >>8946714
    >>8946716

    You burst onto the bridge at last, only to see Horus and Dad at the far end of the chamber, staring each other down. However, standing between them and you are hundreds of Sons of Horus marines, and they look surprised to see you.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)00:01 No.8946793
    >>8946771
    i didnt ask you that.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)00:01 No.8946802
    >>8946753
    A Fistervention?
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)00:01 No.8946804
    SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKERS
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)00:01 No.8946805
    >>8946779
    FUCK THAT SHIT.

    WE FUCKING LEG IT. FAL CAN COVER US. PUNCH AND KILL ANY FUCKER THAT IMPEDES US. WHEN CLOSE ENOUGH TO HORUS LET OUT A CRY OF "SURPRISE, FUCKERS!"
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)00:01 No.8946806
    >>8946779
    We know what to do.

    "SURPRISE FUCKERS"
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)00:02 No.8946813
    >>8946779
    SURPRISE CUCKLEFUCKS!
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)00:02 No.8946820
    rolled 79 = 79

    >>8946804
    I'm sorry
    "SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKERS"
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)00:02 No.8946821
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    >>8946779

    KILL THEM
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)00:02 No.8946824
    HORUS, YOU MOTHERFUCKER.

    YOU SHALL DIE NOW.

    FAL, TURN ON THE JETPACKS, POINT TO HORUS

    WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
    >> Captain AdMech guy 04/03/10(Sat)00:02 No.8946827
    >>8946779
    SURPRISE, COCKBITES
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)00:03 No.8946833
    rolled 43 = 43

    >>8946779
    >surprised to see you.

    SURPRISE ROUND! + DYNAMIC ENTRY = THEY ARE ALL UNPROCESSED CORPSES.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)00:03 No.8946839
    >>8946779
    CARVE A PATH TO DAD!
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)00:04 No.8946855
    Tell dad to get out of the way, we would only imped each other (him being a psyker and all).
    >> Captain AdMech guy 04/03/10(Sat)00:04 No.8946865
    >>8946833
    THEY ARE ALREADY DEAD?
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)00:05 No.8946871
    rolled 46 = 46

    >>8946779
    SHOW THESE CHUCKLEFUCKS WHY YOU ARE RACHNUS THE ENRAGED
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 04/03/10(Sat)00:05 No.8946886
    Fal immediately turns his attention to the nearest foe - The Sons of Horus marines. Your elite Silencers follow his lead, as you barrel through the crowd, punching everything that blocks your path into pulp, the whole time keeping your eyes on Horus and Emps. It's almost impossible to discern them, they're engaged in such furious combat that it's difficult to see who's who and what they're doing.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)00:07 No.8946904
    rolled 37 = 37

    >>8946865
    GO GO DREADNOUGHT TURBO BOOST FALCON PUNCH-O-MATIC TO HORUS'S NUTS!
    >> Captain AdMech guy 04/03/10(Sat)00:07 No.8946909
    >>8946886
    RIP AND TEAR, RIP AND TEAR

    BE CONCERNED ABOUT DAD AND KEEP A SAFE DISTANCE
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)00:07 No.8946912
    FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

    MOVE FASTER, LEGS. DIE FASTER, MOTHERFUCKERS.

    HORUS MUST DIE.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)00:07 No.8946917
    >>8946886
    If we got in close to them, would our powers fuck up Emps more than Horus? Can we give him an edge?
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)00:07 No.8946919
    >>8946886
    dash to get through!
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)00:08 No.8946927
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    >>8946886

    Faster! MY FACE IS MY SHIELD
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 04/03/10(Sat)00:09 No.8946944
    >>8946917

    Hard to tell, although to be fair, Emps' power is all his, whereas Horus' is just borrowed from his patrons.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)00:09 No.8946955
    >>8946944
    I SAY WE ASSIST THE EMPRA WITH OUR NULLNESS
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)00:10 No.8946969
    Kill marines, get close enough to jump in, but hang back.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)00:10 No.8946971
    >>8946944
    id guess that the emperor without power would be deadlier than horus without power. the emperor has more experience.
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 04/03/10(Sat)00:11 No.8946980
    As you break through the last row of marines, you can see your father fall to the floor, a great wound in his chest. Horus, though injured, stands over him triumphantly, his sword raised. "Goodbye, father. Don't worry, your empire's in good hands." He leers wickedly.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)00:11 No.8946983
    ONE BAD ROLL LATER
    >Sorry guys you killed Big E
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)00:11 No.8946989
    >>8946944

    HELP DAD! Horus will be so surprised to see us that he'll be momentarily taken aback, whereas maybe Dad foresaw this from the start! Or maybe Alph told him!
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)00:11 No.8946991
    rolled 78 = 78

    >>8946980
    NOT SO FAST, BUCKO

    ROLLIN' TO SAVE EMPRA AND TEAR HORUS A NEW ASSHOLE
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)00:11 No.8946995
    "SURPRISE,FUCKER! NOW YOU DIE!"
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)00:12 No.8946999
    >>8946980
    powerfist to face is horus's reward for this.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)00:12 No.8947002
    >>8946980
    "SURPRISE FUCKER! HAVE A HUG, BRO. LOOKS LIKE YOU COULD USE IT."

    WE GIVE HIM THE HARDEST HUG ANYONE HAS EVER GIVEN ANYONE.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)00:12 No.8947007
    SURPRISE, FUCKER!
    >> Tzeentch !OJ4s9gRCow 04/03/10(Sat)00:13 No.8947018
    >>8947002

    Till his head pops.
    >> Captain AdMech guy 04/03/10(Sat)00:13 No.8947020
    rolled 19 = 19

    >>8946980
    ACTIVATE FUCK YOU POWERS

    PUT THE FIST IN HIS FACE
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)00:13 No.8947025
    >>8946980
    >>8947002
    ENGAGE POWERFIST FIELDS, ACTIVATE POISON INJECTORS.

    GIVE HIM THE MOST TERRIBLE BEAR HUG THAT WAS EVER HUGGED.
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 04/03/10(Sat)00:13 No.8947030
    >>8947002

    He looks at you, surprised, his face suddenly a grimace of pain, as you embrace him tight.

    ROLL 1D100.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)00:13 No.8947037
    >>8946980
    "HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE~EY, CHUCKLEFUCK!"

    VENOM FIST
    >> dice+1d100 Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)00:13 No.8947040
    >>8947030

    HUG HIM
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)00:14 No.8947043
    So, are we past the rail-road part and can we actually do something?
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)00:14 No.8947048
    rolled 8 = 8

    GO GO GADGET NULL POWERED COCK PUNCH!
    >> mr. mutant !OznYIH0S7Q 04/03/10(Sat)00:14 No.8947054
    >>8947018
    looks like someone doesnt like their champion.

    POWERFIST HORUS UNTIL HIS HEAD ASPLODES.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)00:14 No.8947056
    >>8947048

    FUCK YEAH
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)00:14 No.8947057
    rolled 12 = 12

    >>8947030
    rollin'
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)00:14 No.8947059
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    >>8947048
    AWWWW YEAH.
    >> Captain AdMech guy 04/03/10(Sat)00:14 No.8947066
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    rolled 80 = 80

    >>8947048
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)00:14 No.8947069
    HUG HORUS.

    HUG HIM TO DEATH.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)00:15 No.8947079
    >>8947069
    WE JUST DID
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)00:15 No.8947080
    >>8947057
    >>8947048

    FUCK YEAR
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)00:15 No.8947084
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    >>8947057
    >>8947048
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 04/03/10(Sat)00:16 No.8947092
    >>8947048

    You can feel him struggling to escape your grasp, to finish what he started...

    And then suddenly, he stops moving. Looking down, you can see a sword, held in your father's hand, piercing one end of Horus' body and coming out the back.
    >> Captain AdMech guy 04/03/10(Sat)00:16 No.8947096
    rolled 87 = 87

    >>8947092
    oh FUCK
    >> mr. mutant !OznYIH0S7Q 04/03/10(Sat)00:16 No.8947105
    >>8947096
    using this roll to ensure we didnt get stabbed
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)00:17 No.8947109
    >>8947092
    ...did we just get stabbed?
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)00:17 No.8947115
    >>8947092
    ...Please tell me it didn't pierce us.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)00:17 No.8947118
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    >>8947048
    >>8947057
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)00:17 No.8947121
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    >>8947092
    TIME LINE: CHANGED
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)00:18 No.8947135
    >>8947092

    Dad didn't stab us, guys, c'mon.

    Make sure Dad isn't hurt too bad. Like, bad enough to sit in a chair for 10,000 years.
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 04/03/10(Sat)00:18 No.8947139
    >>8947115

    As much as I would love to say yes, just to troll you fuckers...

    He rolled an 8. The sword is right through him, doesn't even touch you.
    >> mr. mutant !OznYIH0S7Q 04/03/10(Sat)00:18 No.8947142
    >>8947109
    i unno, we were hugging the guy who was stabbed through his back.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)00:18 No.8947151
    >>8947139
    Aaaaaaaaw, yeah.

    Stomp on Horus's face while we're at it.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)00:18 No.8947153
    HI DAD!

    Punch Through Horus Head.

    NICE TO SEE YOU HERE!

    Punch Once Again.

    DON'T MIND ME WHILE I RIP HIS FACE OFF.

    Now, we were saying... FUCK, DAD, LET ME TAKE YOU TO THE INFIRMARY.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)00:19 No.8947158
    "You OK dad?"
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)00:19 No.8947161
    rollan
    >> Captain AdMech guy 04/03/10(Sat)00:19 No.8947162
    rolled 37 = 37

    >>8947139
    FUCK YEAH

    tell dad hi!
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)00:19 No.8947165
    How's the rest of the battle going, btw? Maybe we should step aside (literally) so Dad can swat these faggots like flies.
    >> mr. mutant !OznYIH0S7Q 04/03/10(Sat)00:20 No.8947172
    >>8947139
    save dad
    >rachnus the enraged.jpeg
    change timeline
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)00:20 No.8947180
    Also:

    Look for Ollanus Pius, and say:

    Next time. Now go on and live, Hero!
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)00:21 No.8947188
    >>8947172

    THE NULL FIELD IS KEEPING HIM FROM HEALING HIMSELF! WE ARE HELPING THE EMPEROR DIE! GET AWAY FROM HIM!

    ...grimdark
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)00:22 No.8947203
    >>8947188
    accidentally kill dad
    >rachnus.jpg
    not change timeline at all, really
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)00:23 No.8947213
    We're autosaging, by the way.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)00:23 No.8947215
    BACK OFF FROM DAD

    LET HIM HEAL

    BACK UP, DAMMIT
    >> mr. mutant !OznYIH0S7Q 04/03/10(Sat)00:23 No.8947216
    >>8947188
    NO.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)00:23 No.8947217
    >>8947188
    This is actually kind of a good point. Let's drag Horus off a bit and converse with Dad in our outdoor voice.
    >> Captain AdMech guy 04/03/10(Sat)00:23 No.8947227
    rolled 46 = 46

    >>8947217
    YOU MEAN WE HAVE AN INDOOR VOICE?
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 04/03/10(Sat)00:24 No.8947240
    >>8947153

    As you mutilate the corpse, Rogal Dorn and a bunch of Custodes burst through the bridge's door, as your Nulls and Fal are finishing off the last of the traitor marines. He looks at the scene before him. "Alright, listen to me carefully. There are several thousand marines advancing through the ship towards the bridge to tear us apart. We need to get out of here NOW." he hurries over to you and Emps, picking up Sanguinius' body on the way over. Your Silencers and Fal join the group. "Alright, you fuckers ready? Let's get the fuck back to Terra." he activates a device on his power armor, and you can feel the strange sensation of teleportation, the world flickering around you as your particles reform in the throne room.
    >> Captain AdMech guy 04/03/10(Sat)00:25 No.8947253
    rolled 90 = 90

    >>8947240
    check to make sure we're not Omegon.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)00:25 No.8947260
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    >>8947227
    HE MEANS OUT OUTTER OUTDOOR VOICE

    THE ONE WE USE TO COMMUNICATE ACROSS THE VOID GULF OF SPACE BY YELLING.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)00:25 No.8947262
    rolled 60 = 60

    >>8947240
    FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

    DON'T BE A CORPSE DOOMED TO THE GOLDEN THRONE SO THE IMPERIUM STARTS SUCKING
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)00:25 No.8947270
    >>8947240

    Ok, cool. Now let's back the fuck up so Dad can regen.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)00:25 No.8947272
    rolled 7 = 7

    >>8947253
    ............ lets reroll that shall we?
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)00:26 No.8947285
    GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM DAD. HE MUST HEAL HIMSELF.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)00:26 No.8947290
    >>8947240
    "Hope you had the good sense of planting a nuke on the ship, chucklefuck!"
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)00:27 No.8947298
    TIME TO FIGHT DEMONS UNDER THE GOLDEN THRONE CHUCKLEFUCKS
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)00:27 No.8947310
    TLALOC IS STILL THERE. HAVE YOU SEEN HIM?
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)00:27 No.8947311
    >>8947290

    without Horus and the Warp Gods supporting him, Dad can nuke them with his brain. He's like an Alpha+++ psyker.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)00:28 No.8947326
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    >>8947298
    I'D SAY THATS WHAT WE'VE BEEN DOING FOR 10 THOUSAND YEARS, BUT WE'VE CHANGED THE TIME LINE, SO WHO KNOWS WHATS UP NOW.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)00:28 No.8947331
    If they are going to put Emps on the throne remind them to actually switch it ON.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)00:29 No.8947335
    WAIT DOWN, OUR BRO WAS STILL ON THAT FUCKING SHIP!!
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)00:29 No.8947348
    >>8947310
    DAD-DAMNIT, DORN
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)00:29 No.8947350
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    >>8947335
    >>8947310
    No.

    NO.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)00:30 No.8947363
    >>8947350
    Maybe now we know why Abaddon's a failure.

    ONE MAN AZTEC MARINE CRUSADE, GO
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 04/03/10(Sat)00:31 No.8947371
    Rogal Dorn and the Custodes hurry the Emperor to the Throne, as you keep a safe distance behind them. Fal and the other SIlencers remain at the base of the throne, talking (Or in Fal's case, shouting) amongst themselves.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)00:31 No.8947382
    >>8947371
    FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

    THE SUSPENSE
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)00:32 No.8947404
    >>8947382
    Not really.

    (I was pulling for the Inglourious Basterds SUDDENLY, ALTERNATE HISTORY ending, honestly.)
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)00:32 No.8947407
    rolled 97 = 97

    ROLLING FOR DAD TO BE OK!
    >> Captain AdMech guy 04/03/10(Sat)00:32 No.8947409
    rolled 1 = 1

    >>8947371
    The fuck are they shouting about
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)00:33 No.8947420
    >>8947371

    >to the Throne

    NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

    Hey mechanicus fucks! Figure out how this goddamn thing works! Ask the Emperor while he can still talk! He built it, it's gonna outlast us all and your successors aren't gonna know how to fix it unless you make some schematics NOW.
    >> Captain AdMech guy 04/03/10(Sat)00:33 No.8947421
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    rolled 74 = 74

    >>8947409
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)00:33 No.8947430
    rolled 33 = 33

    >>8947407
    PERMANENTLY BURN A FATE POINT AND REROLL!!!!!
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 04/03/10(Sat)00:34 No.8947432
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    >>8947407

    trollface.jpg
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)00:34 No.8947440
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    >>8947407
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)00:34 No.8947442
    Guys...we gotta go teleport back onto the ship and save him.

    We gotta.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)00:34 No.8947448
    ask Dad to sign an official decree that it's ok to ask the Eldar or the Tau or someone how to fix the throne if we need to.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)00:35 No.8947452
    >>8947407
    /imperium
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)00:35 No.8947459
    MOAR!
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)00:36 No.8947472
    someone archive this
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)00:36 No.8947479
    >>8947448
    The Tau aren't even out of their stone age...
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 04/03/10(Sat)00:37 No.8947494
    You rush up the the throne, where the Custodes are overseeing the AdMech techpriests working to hook up Big E. Sitting astride the throne, tubes and wires hooked up to him, he smiles at you, with as much love as the day he found you.
    >> Captain AdMech guy 04/03/10(Sat)00:38 No.8947503
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    rolled 23 = 23

    >>8947494
    NOOO
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)00:38 No.8947505
    Ask him what he desires of us?
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)00:38 No.8947506
    >>8947448

    Official decree? If he's too busy keeping the Warp from spilling into reality, do the Inquisition thing and just go talk to them yourself. It worked out really well for Ravenor.
    >> mr. mutant !OznYIH0S7Q 04/03/10(Sat)00:38 No.8947508
    >>8947494
    so... hes not a corpse? if he isnt FUCK YES,
    if he is FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)00:38 No.8947512
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    NOOOOOOOOO
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 04/03/10(Sat)00:39 No.8947526
    >>8947505

    Weakly, he beckons you closer.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)00:39 No.8947527
    >>8947494
    Sorry I couldn't get there sooner, pops. Shit's been crazy.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)00:40 No.8947532
    >>8947494

    nooooooooo. ='(

    fuck it, our successor chapter is gonna be the sad marines, not the angry ones.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)00:40 No.8947535
    OP IF HE'S DEAD I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND RAPE YOU IN THE URETHRA. THAT IS NOT A JOKE.
    >> Captain AdMech guy 04/03/10(Sat)00:40 No.8947537
    rolled 1 = 1

    >>8947526
    TAKE HIS HAND IN YOURS

    LISTEN EARNESTLY, YOU CHUCKLEFUCKS
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)00:41 No.8947553
    >>8947526
    "What's the word, pops?"
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)00:41 No.8947555
    >>8947537
    >critical success
    Thank you, you amazing person
    >> Captain AdMech guy 04/03/10(Sat)00:41 No.8947560
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    rolled 2 = 2

    >>8947537
    THAT 1 MEANS WE SAVE HIS LIFE OR SOMETHING, RIGHT?

    RIGHT?!
    >> Captain AdMech guy 04/03/10(Sat)00:41 No.8947568
    rolled 81 = 81

    >>8947537
    >>8947560
    CRITS ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)00:41 No.8947569
    >>8947537

    Damn straight we will.

    What do you wish, father?
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)00:42 No.8947572
    >>8947560
    >>8947537
    THE 4CHAN DICE GODS ARE SPEAKING TO US

    EMPRA MUST LIVE TRULY
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)00:42 No.8947576
    >>8947537
    EVEN THE DISTANT AND CONSTANT ROAR OF A PLANET WIDE SIEGE SEEMS TO DIM AS A HUSH FALLS ACROSS THE THRONE ROOM.
    >> mr. mutant !OznYIH0S7Q 04/03/10(Sat)00:42 No.8947582
    >>8947560
    I DONT KNOW BUT, OP THIS MAN'S 2 SHOULD MEAN THAT IT DOES
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)00:43 No.8947586
    The Emprah turns to us and says:
    "I LIEK CHOCOLATE MILK"
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)00:44 No.8947601
    F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)00:44 No.8947614
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    >> Captain AdMech guy 04/03/10(Sat)00:45 No.8947623
    rolled 34 = 34

    >>8947614
    No, ROLL UNDER IS GOOD

    THAT SHOULD BE 'SHIT /YEAH/!'
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 04/03/10(Sat)00:45 No.8947626
    >>8947537

    As you take his hand, he clears his throat, causing the Custodes, Techies and Dorn to pause.

    "Hear this, for it must be remembered - Here is the proof of my own mortality. Were I a god, could I have not smote Horus single-handedly? No... Even I needed help, in this final hour. May it be forever remembered that Rachnus, Primarch of the Desert Fangs, a mighty man, but a mortal nevertheless, was the key to Horus' defeat."

    He groans, as the tubes coming from his abdomen are hooked up the the throne.

    "And now, hear this, Rachnus, for I do not wish this next order to ever leave this throne room."
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)00:46 No.8947637
    >>8947623

    DH doesn't use the d20 though. On a d100, fuck yeah, 1 is king.
    >> Captain AdMech guy 04/03/10(Sat)00:46 No.8947639
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    rolled 35 = 35

    >>8947626
    KEEP FUCKING LISTENING

    NO WE'RE NOT FUCKING CRYING

    PRIMARCHS DON'T CRY ;~;
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)00:46 No.8947644
    >>8947626
    SOUNDS LIKE A SECRET MISSION
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)00:47 No.8947653
    >>8947626

    What is it, Dad?
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)00:49 No.8947700
    DAD, DON'T FUCK WITH ME. DAD, YOU WILL BE ALL RIGHT! YOU MUST BE, YOU... YOU... FUCKING CHUCKLEFUCK.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)00:50 No.8947713
    We should tell him, too low for any of the others to hear, that Alpharius was never a traitor. He should know that.
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 04/03/10(Sat)00:51 No.8947722
    >>8947639

    "My son... The Imperium will need you in the years ahead. Go forth, and engage in whatever cause seems the correct one to you. As far as anyone beyond this room knows, you died to help kill Horus. Pick someone to lead your Legion, take your Silencers, and go forth."
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)00:53 No.8947747
    >>8947722
    Man, I can't wait to tell Alphie how we saved the Emperor and kept Horus from winning. He'll be so happy, I'm sure it was his plan all along.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)00:53 No.8947749
         File1270270401.png-(1.3 MB, 1440x900, 4TH OF JULY.png)
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    VULKAN.
    >> Captain AdMech guy 04/03/10(Sat)00:53 No.8947758
    rolled 89 = 89

    >>8947722
    ASK HIM IF HE'LL EVER ESCAPE THE THRONE AND KICKASS AND SHOULD WE BE THERE (ANSWER: YES)
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)00:55 No.8947778
    >>8947713
    THIS.
    It is... IMPORTANT to us.
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 04/03/10(Sat)00:55 No.8947784
    >>8947758

    "Don't worry, my son. Before the end, you will see..." His voice tapers off, and his eyes close.
    >> Captain AdMech guy 04/03/10(Sat)00:56 No.8947804
    rolled 12 = 12

    >>8947784
    Dad?

    DAD?

    DAD! NO!

    rollin to see how mad we get
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)00:56 No.8947808
    >>8947784
    Squeeze his hand, let a single tear fall...

    It's time to get to work.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)00:56 No.8947818
    >>8947784

    =(
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 04/03/10(Sat)00:58 No.8947848
    >>8947808

    As you squeeze his hand, and whisper the truth about Alpharius into his ear, for a brief moment, you could swear you see the hint of a smile on his face. Looking up, you can see Rogal Dorn looking at you expectantly. "Well, you heard Dad. Who's going to be in charge of your Legion now?"
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)00:59 No.8947858
    >>8947804
    WE RAGE WITH THE FORCE OF A THOUSAND SUNS
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)00:59 No.8947868
    >>8947858
    just as planned
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)01:00 No.8947874
    NOW; WE ARE GOING TO THE WARP, AND RAPE DAEMONS TILL OUR RAGE IS SATISFIED.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)01:00 No.8947877
    >>8947858
    >thousand suns
    >thousand sons
    >> Captain AdMech guy 04/03/10(Sat)01:01 No.8947903
    rolled 49 = 49

    >>8947848
    First, smack around Dorn because he's a douche. Give us a moment, fuckface, Dad just got slapped into the dreddiest dred to ever dreadnought.

    Then pick Fal because you know it'll piss him off because he's... well, he's FAL.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)01:01 No.8947913
    >>8947874

    Call up the other Primarchs. See what they want to do.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)01:02 No.8947929
    >>8947903
    we like Fal and all, but pick whoever we think the best leader would be. Obviously we don't know everyone, so can we get some choices?
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)01:03 No.8947941
    >>8947913
    Nobody outside of this room can know.

    I think it should be one of our senior Desert Fangs, but Fal is a bit... unstable, right now.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)01:03 No.8947944
    Point to Fal.

    FAL, MAKE SURE OUR PLANET WILL LIVE AGAIN. I'M GOING TO THE EYE OF TERROR. WE OWE SOME CHAOS GODS A NEW ASSHOLE.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)01:03 No.8947953
    AND THIS IS WHERE THE ANGRY MARINES CAME FROM!
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)01:03 No.8947954
    >>8947848
    Fal is awesome and all but I kind of think he'd like to come with his and keep chainfisting daemons.

    I'm sure we have another childhood friend to put in charge.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)01:04 No.8947967
    >>8947954
    >come with us
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)01:04 No.8947971
    >>8947941

    >Fal is a bit... unstable, right now.

    That is why it must be him.

    The Desert Fangs are no more. They are now... THE ANGRY MARINES
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 04/03/10(Sat)01:04 No.8947977
    >>8947929

    Well, there's Ridons, who's also in a Dread, and Caustan, who is, thankfully, still in one piece.

    So pick one, you chucklefucks, and then we'll call tonight's thread.

    Am I correct in assuming that you want to continue the quest past this point?
    >> Captain AdMech guy 04/03/10(Sat)01:05 No.8947981
    rolled 14 = 14

    It was more to troll Rowboat and his shitty ASTARTES CODEX YES THESE RULES ARE AWESOME fap fap fap

    But I'd rather, yeah, pick someone responsible so Fal can be our TURBOBOOSTED sidekick.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)01:05 No.8947987
    Fal or Mr. Aztec (if he's still around). We need to go take a core of our Silencers and join Alpharius out there for the "long game"
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)01:05 No.8947991
    >>8947941
    If no one outside this room can know, then... what, Dorn is going to tell our Legion that we named someone as our successor before we died?

    I'm sure we've got a non-null high commander to name.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)01:06 No.8948008
    >>8947977

    yes moar quest plz

    Also, I vote Fal, for great anger. It was meant to be.
    >> Captain AdMech guy 04/03/10(Sat)01:06 No.8948014
    rolled 95 = 95

    >>8947977
    Go for Caustan and put Ridons as the second in command.

    Fal comes with us to punch daemons in the dicks.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)01:06 No.8948015
    >>8947944
    Why must every primarch go INTO the eye?
    I say let us fly around trying to find a way to shut it off permanently.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)01:06 No.8948024
    >>8947987
    Tlaloc got left behind on Horus' battle-barge (presumably.)

    TO THE EYE OF TERROR, WE HAVE A BROTHER TO RESCUE

    WE CAN SWING BY ULTRAMAR AND TROLLFACE GUILLIMAN WITH ALPHARIUS BEFORE WE GO
    >> Captain AdMech guy 04/03/10(Sat)01:08 No.8948057
    rolled 6 = 6

    >>8948024
    Trolling Rowboat: The Primarch game of choice.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)01:09 No.8948067
    FAL LEADS OUR LEGION

    As a robot or whatever, he has no null presence. He will not be as effective in our crusade.

    He will lead our glorious children here. He's too hunt down and destroy our traitorous brothers. Never let them forget the rage they've awakened within us.

    We're taking our silencers, and heading towards those gods. Those chucklefucks. And when we find them, we're going to rip them apart, and piss on their bones.

    "I'll away. To the eye of terror. To Chaos. To destroy them. All of them. My heart burns. My blood boils. They'll receive the same, and then they will die.

    You'll not see me until I've finished this. This crusade. But I will return. I will see my father again. I love you, dad. Farewell."
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 04/03/10(Sat)01:09 No.8948073
    Seems the consensus is Fal. SO BE IT.

    He's pretty pissed when you tell him about it, and insist that he remain with the Legion to tell them of their glorious history, but finally, he relents.

    "ON TWO CONDITIONS, YOU FUCKER. ONE, I'M CHANGING THE LEGION'S COLORS TO MATCH MY SHAN, AND TWO, I'M RENAMING THESE FUCKERS."
    >> Captain AdMech guy 04/03/10(Sat)01:10 No.8948078
    rolled 49 = 49

    >But I will return. I will see my father again. I love you, dad.

    Whatever we decide, we need to do this.

    Cause we love our dad ok
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)01:10 No.8948091
    "WHAT SHALL YOU RENAME THEM, BRO?"
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)01:10 No.8948093
    >>8948073

    Ok, that's cool. What's the new name and colors?
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)01:11 No.8948105
    >>8948015

    The Khan is rolling deep in the webway, actually. Vulkan and Corax are presumably in the Eye. Russ is also believed to be there.

    Also, FUCK YOU DORN! IF YOU GO INTO PERTURABO'S TRAP, HE BECOMES A DAEMON PRINCE! SUCK UP YOUR PRIDE!
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)01:11 No.8948107
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    >>8948073
    WE CAN ONLY PONDER WHAT'S GOING TO CHANGE.

    SURELY, WE HAVE NO IDEA.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)01:12 No.8948114
    >>8948093
    YELLOW, FUCKER
    RED, DOUCHEBAG

    WE ARE THE ANGRY MARINES

    BECAUSE WE'RE FUCKING ANGRY
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 04/03/10(Sat)01:13 No.8948140
    >>8948093
    >>8948091

    "WHAT DO YOU THINK, YOU CHUCKLEFUCK? THE ANGRY MARINES. AND I'M REPLACING YOUR FAGGOT-ASS SILVER WITH YELLOW." He punches you lightly in the arm with one of his power claws. "YOU TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF, YOU GOT THAT? I'M GONNA HOLD YOU TO YOUR PROMISE TO COME BACK. AND IF YOU DON'T, I'M GOING TO LEAD THE LEGION STRAIGHT THROUGH THE EYE OF TERROR TO COME FIND YOU MYSELF."
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)01:14 No.8948171
    >>8948140
    "I WOULDN'T EXPECT ANY LESS OF YOU, FAL! THE ENEMIES OF MANKIND SHALL KNOW YOUR RAGE LIKE A BOLTER IN THE FACE

    UNTIL NEXT TIME, BRO"
    >> Captain AdMech guy 04/03/10(Sat)01:15 No.8948182
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    rolled 32 = 32

    >>8948140
    FISTBUMP OF THE NORTH STAR

    'Of course I'm coming back you huge fag-o-tron you think some fucking Daemons can keep me from showin' up? Stupid fucker, I just fucking hugged Horus to (almost) death. Daemons AIN'T SHIT.'
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 04/03/10(Sat)01:15 No.8948187
    >>8948171

    So gents, that is that.

    Now tell me, do you want to continue the quest tomorrow, and see some post-heresy action?
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)01:16 No.8948200
    >>8948187
    Hell yes.

    We ain't done yet.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)01:16 No.8948203
    >>8948140
    Reach into our armor and give him our copy of 'Battle Toads'
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)01:16 No.8948211
    >>8948187
    FUCK YEAH

    WE SHOULD DO TWO DIFFERENT ONES

    RACHNUS FIGHITNG CHAOS

    AND FAL BEING ANGRY AND SHIT
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)01:17 No.8948214
    >>8948187
    I would not be opposed to a wrap-up thread at all.

    DAEMON FIGHTAN

    TRAITOR PUNCHAN

    PRIMARCH TROLLAN
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)01:17 No.8948219
    >>8948187

    YES. Maybe we should fast-forward a few centuries, to when the Silencers are the blackest of black ops, enacting the Emperor's will where things are the most grimdark.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)01:17 No.8948222
    >>8948187
    I FUCKING HOPE THAT QUESTION WAS FUCKING RHETORICAL, YOU DOUBLE CHUCKLE TRIPLE FUCK
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 04/03/10(Sat)01:19 No.8948248
    >>8948222
    >>8948219
    >>8948214
    >>8948200

    Alright, then there shall be another thread tomorrow.

    >>8948211

    I think that's someone else's story to tell.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)01:19 No.8948253
    >>8948203
    No.
    Give him Battletoads 3.
    FOR THE RAGE.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)01:25 No.8948345
    As we go away, we contact our bro alpharius.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)01:29 No.8948414
    >>8948345
    not until we hit warp, bro

    also I think it's time to rename our flagship
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)01:49 No.8948724
    >>8948414

    it's gotta be The Gravyboat.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)01:52 No.8948775
    So, is this going to be on 1d4chan. Cause I'm thinking that it should
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)01:56 No.8948845
    >>8948775

    Added to the Angry Marines page, perhaps? Primarch Rachnus Rageous, and first Chapter Master Fal?



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