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    65 KB Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/03/10(Sat)00:34 No.8947433  
    You are Spaceman of Futuron, adventurer without peer.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/03/10(Sat)00:34 No.8947445
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    After battling your way off an uncharted world, you returned to the lawless city of New Jerusalem to collect your horde of treasure - treasure stolen from High Lord Bryston Spruesworth, nephew of the Emperor and ruler of this sector.

    There you met and befriended Endman of Futuron, an adventurer without fear. With his aid you bought the loyalty of Azimuth of the Ice Men and the space knight Rom, and liberated your treasure once more.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/03/10(Sat)00:35 No.8947453
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    Attacked by bounty hunters at the starport gates, you saved the life of the beautiful Officer Clarke of the Space Police and learned that a second, illegal bounty had been placed on your head by Spruesworth. Clarke, in turn, confided that most of the Space Police had been corrupted by Spruesworth's influence.

    Now wanted dead or alive, with a seemingly endless stream of bounty hunters on your tail, the three of you have joined forces to bring down Spruesworth's corrupt regime.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/03/10(Sat)00:36 No.8947467
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    Seeking allies, you fled to the hellish swamp-world of Oasis, where you found a thousand miners willing to revolt, if you could improve their chances of survival.

    Striking a bargain, the miners provided you with a bargaining chip: blockonium, the substance every starship engine requires to function.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/03/10(Sat)00:36 No.8947478
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    In need of aid and with nowhere else to turn, you crossed the border into Blacktron space to bargain with its nightmarish inhabitants.

    The Blacktrons, in turn, were eager to aid in Spruesworth's demise, and provided you with a shadow field generator, which they claimed can render your ship invisible to all sight and sensor.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)00:37 No.8947497
    aww yiss
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/03/10(Sat)00:38 No.8947510
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    Now, in orbit above the desolate Blacktron world, you plan your next move.

    The corpse of a long-dead Imperial soldier lies entombed in Clarke's cryofreeze, but the information on his transcoder (and the access code granting entrance to the Imperial city on Regis Major) lies within your ship's computer.

    What will you do, Spaceman?
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/03/10(Sat)00:39 No.8947520
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    Previous threads are here:

    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)00:40 No.8947539
    Let's have a look at what was on his transcoder.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)00:41 No.8947549
    sneak a peak at that shit
    >> Boomer !!MBwbEofHcyx 04/03/10(Sat)00:41 No.8947556
    Blacktron's were always my favorite faction, cause they had the collest ships and coolest stuff. M-Trons were a valuable ally and I contracted ship mods to them. My main enemy were non-lego creatures as the aliens.

    Now let's crack open that computer (figuratively) and get that message!
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/03/10(Sat)00:42 No.8947574
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    It's a military transcoder, two decades old at least, and among a stream of unimportant or obsolete data your robot discovered an access code to a certain door into the Imperial city.

    You don't know if it's still valid.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)00:42 No.8947575
    we must somehow acquire a BLACK VISOR, the source of their great powers.

    it will not be easy, but we must try. with it, we would be unstoppable.

    attempt to trade Blockonium for Black Visor technology
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)00:43 No.8947587
    They already took all our blockonium.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)00:43 No.8947598
    We won't know till we try it. Let's go!
    >> Boomer !!MBwbEofHcyx 04/03/10(Sat)00:45 No.8947622
    Try and determine what door where!
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)00:45 No.8947635
    Things on our to do list:

    -Deal with Spruesworth
    -Acquire hats
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/03/10(Sat)00:47 No.8947654
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    High Lord Spruesworth is on Regis Major, but your shadow field generator is untested, and the Blacktrons don't seem interested in further discourse.

    If you want a place to land and work something out, the clandestine asteroid base is just across the border, or you could make for Oasis and try to find further shelter with the miners there.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/03/10(Sat)00:48 No.8947674
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    Or you could go directly to Regis Prime.

    Or try your luck in New Jerusalem again.

    What will you do, Spaceman?
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/03/10(Sat)00:54 No.8947763
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    If you want to try and determine the location of the door in question, please roll a d12 and link to this post.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)00:56 No.8947799

    Lets let Binnie give it a go, he should be good with this kind of thing
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/03/10(Sat)00:57 No.8947822
    it's dice+1d12, btw
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)00:57 No.8947828
    rolled 8 = 8


    Thank you Kind Sir
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)00:59 No.8947864
    rolled 11 = 11

    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/03/10(Sat)01:00 No.8947883
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    Bennie can determine that it's along the western starport wall, but he's never been an Imperial robot and he can't pinpoint it more than that.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/03/10(Sat)01:06 No.8948009
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    Endman is ever-willing to offer his bold opinion:

    "We should make directly for Regis Major, Spaceman! Tarrying with armies is not the way of a Futuron!"

    "My burner lies at your call, but I yearn to taste glory!"
    >> Cr9 !PLAN9M8Wsc 04/03/10(Sat)01:12 No.8948125
    You know, I made that DF graphical release recently, and it's over 5000 downloads.
    And there's a text file in that release with credits to the people who worked on it.
    And at the bottom of that file is a single line:

    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)01:12 No.8948131
    Tell him that we like his idea, but we still want a BIGGER SHIP.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/03/10(Sat)01:12 No.8948132
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    ...in retrospect, Easter weekend might have been a bad time to run this.

    All the regular players seem to be gone.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/03/10(Sat)01:13 No.8948147
    Oh hey, regulars!
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/03/10(Sat)01:15 No.8948197
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    Also that's pretty awesome.

    Well, the asteroid base isn't much help for a project of that size, but you could always risk returning to New Jerusalem...

    You do know someone there.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)01:16 No.8948201
    That's sort of true, /tg/ is moving at glacial pace right now.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)01:18 No.8948244
    I don't trust the Blacktron tech worth shit, and bigger ships are more easily seen. All the same we should probably touch base with the guys in New Jerusalem to see if Azimuth and Rom want in on this action.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/03/10(Sat)01:21 No.8948293
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    Blacktron space is cut off of communication with the outside Empire, so you'll have to cross the border to make any calls.

    And I'm thinking I should put Spaceman's adventure on hold until the board comes back to life.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)01:21 No.8948294
    Yeah I vote we go back to NJ, and we can test out the Shadow Field thingy, and we can see about getting a ship that will fit all of us.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)01:23 No.8948320
    They're using old codes sir, but they're still valid.
    Very well, let them proceed...
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/03/10(Sat)01:23 No.8948321
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    Now that you've got Bennie as a turret you can fit all thee of you into the Viper.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)01:23 No.8948323
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    rolled 9 = 9


    I agree OP.

    Maybe you could show us some Lego Quest Out takes, or other behind the scenes stuff, I would LOVE to see your Lego Bucket!!!!
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)01:25 No.8948344
    I actually think now is a good time to just do boring shopping, and fun stuff. I was looking forward to lego quest. Buuut. I guess we can let you leave us :(
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/03/10(Sat)01:25 No.8948346

    OK, hang on a minute.
    >> What a Faggot !QF5oszRdpY 04/03/10(Sat)01:27 No.8948372
    rolled 8 = 8

    Tinted windows illegal, SPRUCEWORTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Head back to NJ, go hit up Boston Texas, lets see if he has any information on people who aren't buddy buddy with spruce.
    >> Pink Projectionist 04/03/10(Sat)01:28 No.8948397
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    rolled 12 = 12

    Also I would love to know your tips and tricks.

    Like, how are you taking such great Lego Photos!

    Maybe Q&A Night?
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)01:29 No.8948406
    Also, I wanted to request someone draw some of the Lego quest characters, in sort of a pulp space adventure comic style, but I realized, I don't know what any of them would look like without helmets!
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)01:30 No.8948426
    are there any other potential allies we can call upon?
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)01:31 No.8948446
    >Like, how are you taking such great Lego Photos!
    Toy photography is relevant to my interests.

    OP, what camera/settings are you using?
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)01:32 No.8948459
    Oh what is this, I come back after work to find LegoQuest: Parallel works?

    Also: We are going to new Jerusalem to get some loot. We might not need an army but the miners will, and they did us a favor with the blockonium, so we should at least set them up to ride out the inevitable shitstorm that will happen when we take out Sprew.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)01:33 No.8948472
    rolled 5 = 5

    He doesn't know actually. It's rather silly.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/03/10(Sat)01:36 No.8948515
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    I have all my Legos organized into gallon (or sandwich) Ziploc bags based on type. In this pic, reading from left to right we see animals, small pirate pieces, big rocks, plants, rods, hoses and levers, translucent pieces that are not OTCs, 1x1 cones or round plates, castle pieces, wheels and things that spin, space pieces, and large ship pieces.

    I also have all my bricks and plates arranged by color, and broken down into bricks and plates (so I have a bag of blue bricks, of blue plates, etc.).

    I have about ten bags for minifigs.

    My box is 18 gallons, but I can't fit them all in it.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)01:37 No.8948549
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    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)01:38 No.8948553
    rolled 2 = 2

    Wait what, there si a new DF with tiles now?
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)01:38 No.8948556
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    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)01:38 No.8948557
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/03/10(Sat)01:38 No.8948564
    Yeah, I just use the default Digital Macro settings for most shots. I don't claim to be a proficient photographer.

    Besides, I like the way it makes everything look.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)01:39 No.8948566
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    rolled 10 = 10

    >> Pink Projectionist 04/03/10(Sat)01:40 No.8948583
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    rolled 4 = 4


    Show us all of it!
    Inquiring minds want to know!
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)01:40 No.8948584
    anons seem to be coming out of the woodwork now, proposing that you continue lego quest.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)01:40 No.8948585
    Yeeeeaahh. Orange Transparent chainsaw last stand quest. One guy with a OTCS vs, hordes of undead and monsters.
    >> Pink Projectionist 04/03/10(Sat)01:43 No.8948643
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    rolled 7 = 7


    I see you have boats and such.... perhaps an Island Lego Quest.... get off the island kind of game?

    I like the idea of Viking Lego Quest too!
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)01:48 No.8948715
    that shirt...it's defying gravity
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/03/10(Sat)01:49 No.8948727
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    Arnold was a Viking.

    He had a big axe and a smaller axe.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/03/10(Sat)01:50 No.8948741
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    Arnold left a trail of dead wherever he went, because he was a Viking.

    Where was Arnold going, /tg/?
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)01:50 No.8948753
    rolled 7 = 7

    To the bar. Cause he is thirsty.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)01:51 No.8948758
    You know, two things:
    One, this quest is amazing in that everyone just pipes in when it starts. No trolling, no anger, just OHMYGODIT'SLEGOQUEST.

    Two, I think /toy/ would LOVE this.
    >> Firstquest 04/03/10(Sat)01:51 No.8948768
    Shit just got real.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)01:52 No.8948771
    rolled 7 = 7

    You know, thirsty for something other than blood.
    >> Cr9 !PLAN9M8Wsc 04/03/10(Sat)01:52 No.8948787
    There's actual literary genius in that line, I swear to god. So simple and so good.
    >> Pink Projectionist 04/03/10(Sat)01:53 No.8948790
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    rolled 9 = 9


    See this is why I love Lego.... Lego can be anything you want it to be... LegoQuest is truly endless quest.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)01:54 No.8948806
    rolled 1 = 1

    He is going to hop in his 1964 Lego Firebird.
    North wind custom edtion, complete with dragon prow hood ornament.
    Arnold plunders in style.
    His skald/waifu/battle mate, is in the passenger seat writing epic tales.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)01:54 No.8948817
    rolled 6 = 6

    seconding bar.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)01:56 No.8948839
    >Where was Arnold going, /tg/?

    because he doesnt have a boat.

    and he sure as fuck cant swim with an axe in each hand
    >> LAWFUL DEAD 04/03/10(Sat)01:56 No.8948857
    >> Pink Projectionist 04/03/10(Sat)01:57 No.8948874
    rolled 9 = 9


    To The MEAD HALL to see what the other Vikings are up to.

    Orange Transparent Mjöllnir Quest is go!
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)01:58 No.8948886
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/03/10(Sat)01:58 No.8948888
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    Looks like the right place!

    You step inside, ignoring the door because doors are for losers.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)01:59 No.8948910
    >arnold is ignoring gravity
    no wonder the vikings were everywhere...
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)02:01 No.8948935
    rolled 8 = 8

    Gravity is for losers, much like doors.
    >> Pink Projectionist 04/03/10(Sat)02:01 No.8948943

    When we get inside, do we know any of the other Vikings here, or the bartender at least?

    Also OP, >>8948741

    Very nice touch on the blood there, I love the bit on the neck and head.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)02:01 No.8948946
    rolled 11 = 11

    It is like you can read my mind! BUST IN THROUGH A WALL.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)02:02 No.8948961
    rolled 8 = 8

    That doesn't matter, what matters is where the wenches are at.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)02:02 No.8948962
    shark is in there.

    and he is hitting on your woman.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)02:02 No.8948967
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    Arnold must search out the mythical Orange Transparent Mjolnir.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/03/10(Sat)02:05 No.8949017
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    Inside, Arnold saw a Cowering Barkeep, a Stalwart young Viking, and a Riotous Forestman.

    What did Arnold do, /tg/?
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)02:06 No.8949037
    rolled 8 = 8

    Kill the Forestman, recruit the young Viking, and drink ale.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)02:07 No.8949043
    Drink, Drink, Drink, Axe something, Drink, Axe something, Axe smothig, Drik...axe drik...snore.
    In that order.
    >> dice+1d12 Pink Projectionist 04/03/10(Sat)02:07 No.8949048

    Go to Bar. Order a Drink, ask the barkeep to leave the keg.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)02:08 No.8949054
    rolled 8 = 8

    I bet that ranger rioted all the women away.

    Fucking rangers, time to deathtouch him like back in the days of EQ.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)02:08 No.8949061
    rolled 11 = 11

    Wait! Tell the Forester to tell us a story and buy us a drink. And if not, THEN we kill him.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)02:08 No.8949064
    rolled 1 = 1

    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)02:09 No.8949080
    rolled 7 = 7

    challenge the forestman to a drinking contest
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)02:10 No.8949087
    >a Stalwart young Viking
    sounds like potential railroading to me.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/03/10(Sat)02:10 No.8949089
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    Arnold charged the drunken Forestman with his largest axe!

    Roll a d12, please.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)02:11 No.8949101
    rolled 4 = 4

    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)02:11 No.8949112
    rolled 7 = 7

    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)02:11 No.8949118
    rolled 12 = 12

    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/03/10(Sat)02:14 No.8949152
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    The Forestman reeled backward, flinging his mead into Arnold's face!

    Arnold was drenched in mead!

    What did he do?
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)02:15 No.8949167
    rolled 11 = 11

    He opened his mouth and DRANK IT ALL. Before trying to use smaller axe to cut off the man's hand!
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)02:15 No.8949168
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)02:15 No.8949169
    rolled 4 = 4

    Damn ranger tost perfectly good mead. We must toss him.
    >> Pink Projectionist 04/03/10(Sat)02:16 No.8949172
    rolled 7 = 7


    Now that the mead has quenched our blood lust for the time being, lets get something to drink, do they have a skull cup?
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)02:17 No.8949189
    rolled 7 = 7

    Cut his legs off.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)02:17 No.8949196
    rolled 8 = 8


    yell, MY AXES NEED MEAD TOO" then imply that you will cut him if he does not purchase additional mead for your weaponry.

    stare at him until he begins to fidget uncomfortably.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/03/10(Sat)02:20 No.8949239
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    Arnold opened his mouth and drank all the mead in one gulp, while he swung his smaller axe at the Forestman!

    The Forestman's head went flying!
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)02:21 No.8949259
    dat gore
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)02:22 No.8949268
    rolled 4 = 4

    Now toss his body on the table, and tell the barkeep you need a drink.

    Then tell him to clean up the mess, this is a drinking establishment.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)02:22 No.8949269

    Dear god, we are ROYALLY shit-faced.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)02:22 No.8949286
    rolled 3 = 3

    Tell the bartender:
    "Bring to us our wenches of decapitation!"
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/03/10(Sat)02:23 No.8949296
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    Yes, they did.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)02:23 No.8949301
    rolled 5 = 5

    Naw we are just right-handed. The aim is a bit off when we use the left.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)02:24 No.8949312
    rolled 5 = 5

    Leap onto a table holding his severed head and scream to all,


    Reap the spoils.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)02:25 No.8949327
    rolled 2 = 2

    Drink until we are drunk! DRINK DRINK DRINK. Keep an eye out for maidens.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)02:25 No.8949334
    rolled 1 = 1


    All the while drinking from the skull goblet, of course.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/03/10(Sat)02:26 No.8949350
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    A Comely Wench approached Arnold!

    Like all women of the time, she was attracted by his violent nature.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)02:27 No.8949364
    rolled 6 = 6

    Tap the keg and use the breathing tube in our short-axe as a straw, Cause we have our hands full of axes and we learned how to drink like this for such occasions.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)02:27 No.8949372
    rolled 4 = 4

    We RAPE the wench. We have no time for conversation.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)02:29 No.8949387
    rolled 3 = 3

    Grope her.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/03/10(Sat)02:30 No.8949409
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    Arnold wasn't *that* drunk.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)02:30 No.8949419
    rolled 1 = 1

    We bed the wench then move on to pillage any nearby Knight castles.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)02:30 No.8949425
    rolled 10 = 10

    Use the wench as a gobbet for body-shots of ale.

    That way we get two things done at once!
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/03/10(Sat)02:32 No.8949449
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    The Comely Wench groped Arnold lecherously!
    >> Pink Projectionist 04/03/10(Sat)02:32 No.8949453
    rolled 6 = 6


    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)02:33 No.8949461
    rolled 10 = 10


    tell the wench the story about how you got your two axes.

    hint that you are in search of a mythical "third axe," which you intend to wield with your face
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/03/10(Sat)02:34 No.8949475
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    She thought that was a fine idea, however!
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)02:34 No.8949477
    rolled 7 = 7

    Pour a goblet full of mead in her mouth, than drink it out of her mouth.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/03/10(Sat)02:37 No.8949533
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    It was a tale worthy of the skalds!
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)02:39 No.8949553
    Is this a lego dating sim now? Come on, let's be on our way, to pillage some motherfucking villages.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)02:39 No.8949554
    rolled 7 = 7

    Bed the woman violently and hastily, a minor pleasure to be had before causing more chaos.
    >> Pink Projectionist 04/03/10(Sat)02:40 No.8949581
    rolled 2 = 2



    Perhaps a Thief is about?
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/03/10(Sat)02:41 No.8949585
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    It wasn't long before Arnold and the Comely Wench drank all the mead!

    What did he do then?
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)02:41 No.8949598
    rolled 8 = 8

    Well time to go pillaging and raping. That's what vikings did you know.
    >> Pink Projectionist 04/03/10(Sat)02:44 No.8949630
    rolled 3 = 3


    Check the Body for schwag.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/03/10(Sat)02:46 No.8949653
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    The Forestman had a bow and some arrows.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)02:46 No.8949661
    rolled 11 = 11

    Roll out of the bar by running on top of the barrel.
    >> Pink Projectionist 04/03/10(Sat)02:47 No.8949667
    rolled 11 = 11


    Give them to the Wench as a Thank you, or as sign on bonus for Adventure?
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)02:51 No.8949732
    rolled 7 = 7

    You suck at this pillaging thing.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/03/10(Sat)02:52 No.8949740
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    Like all women, the Comely Wench wished only to be near a real Viking like Arnold.

    Together they set out for battle!

    Where did they go?
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)02:53 No.8949764
    To find the transparent orange third axe!
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)02:54 No.8949768
    legos are the shit.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)02:56 No.8949797
    rolled 8 = 8


    >barrel roll.jpg.
    > :D

    Look for a mode of transportation, horses perhaps?
    >> Pink Projectionist 04/03/10(Sat)02:57 No.8949817
    rolled 6 = 6


    Orange Transparent Mjöllnir Quest
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/03/10(Sat)03:01 No.8949861
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    Ah, yes, the mythical Orange Transparent Axe!

    Many Vikings have sought it, and all have failed or died.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/03/10(Sat)03:02 No.8949891
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    At the base of the mountain Arnold encountered a Knight!

    What did he do?
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)03:03 No.8949899
    inb4 crossover with THOU ART A VIKING.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)03:04 No.8949912
    rolled 5 = 5

    Punched the knights horse for looking at him funny.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)03:04 No.8949914
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    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)03:04 No.8949915
    rolled 12 = 12

    we dueled until dawn then brofisted, he joined us on his quest
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)03:04 No.8949923
    rolled 8 = 8


    Throw axe into horse, as knight falls charge with large axe. Rolling for initiative!
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)03:05 No.8949927
    >our quest
    >> Pink Projectionist 04/03/10(Sat)03:05 No.8949936
    rolled 7 = 7



    But we need a few shots of the duel!!!
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)03:07 No.8949954
    rolled 9 = 9

    Seconding punch the horse.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/03/10(Sat)03:08 No.8949969
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    After dueling through the dark hours, the Knight agreed to join your quest for the Orange Transparent Axe, and called for two horses to carry you!
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)03:13 No.8950026
    rolled 8 = 8

    Time to plunder the nearest town. Cause they might have heard about some axe.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/03/10(Sat)03:14 No.8950036
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    Arnold and his friends rode across the plains and into the wastes.

    At the edge of the wastes they met an Old Soothsayer who warned them "The land beyond is full of unquiet dead!"

    He offered to read their future for a gold piece.

    What did Arnold do?
    >> Pink Projectionist 04/03/10(Sat)03:15 No.8950054
    rolled 10 = 10


    Remind him that we could just read the future with his entrails, and see if that gets him to lower the price.

    P.S. Its Orange Transparent M j ö l l n i r

    Get it Right >:3
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)03:16 No.8950067
    rolled 11 = 11

    Unquiet undead must talk too much.

    Also fuck that sayer of soothes, we don't have gold pieces, only axes and wench and horse! We should use him as bait for the undead or something.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)03:18 No.8950095
    rolled 11 = 11


    pay the gold piece then take it back if you don't like what he says
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/03/10(Sat)03:18 No.8950113
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    Oh yeah, right.

    Well, Orange Transparent Mjöllnir, then.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)03:19 No.8950128
    It is truly a weapon of the gods, able to change shape as the story demands!
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/03/10(Sat)03:22 No.8950160
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    Arnold's business savvy convinced him to lower his price!

    The Old Soothsayer layed out the traditional spread of snakes, frogs and parrots and invoked the gods for aid!
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/03/10(Sat)03:26 No.8950228
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    "Oh, wise Norns, tell us what Arnold's future holds!"
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/03/10(Sat)03:28 No.8950257
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    Suddenly, lighting shot from the sky and struck the entrails!

    A voice boomed out from the clouds that could only be Odin himself!

    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)03:30 No.8950273
    Then we will defy the gods!
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)03:30 No.8950283
    Oh come on now, I know it is a shitty Korean MMO, but it isn't like the end of the world or anything.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)03:32 No.8950304
    I guess that seals it. We have to kill Odin. It will be like that book where the guy does that and hooks up with a valkyrie.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)03:33 No.8950312
    rolled 7 = 7

    But with OTM, we could end Ragnarok...
    >> Pink Projectionist 04/03/10(Sat)03:34 No.8950331
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    rolled 5 = 5


    As if Arnold every let anyone tell him what to do...

    We Continue the Quest, Make the Sage tell us where the Orange Transparent Mjöllnir is!
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)03:35 No.8950344
    rolled 11 = 11


    Flip off Odin.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/03/10(Sat)03:35 No.8950346
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    Suddenly a giant appeared!

    "Ho, ho, ho! Humans to eat, delicious meat!"
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)03:36 No.8950351
    rolled 7 = 7

    Eat fried snake, it tastes like chicken!
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)03:37 No.8950362
    rolled 8 = 8

    That motherfucker, how dare he have a big axe. We should hit him in the head, with a rock or something.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/03/10(Sat)03:39 No.8950390
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    Fly true, stone!

    Roll a d12, please.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)03:40 No.8950402
    rolled 1 = 1

    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)03:40 No.8950404
    rolled 3 = 3

    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/03/10(Sat)03:43 No.8950432
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    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/03/10(Sat)03:44 No.8950442
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    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/03/10(Sat)03:44 No.8950449
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    The giant was not impressed!

    What did Arnold do then?
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)03:45 No.8950460
    rolled 1 = 1

    Axe out his eye while he is distracted.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/03/10(Sat)03:49 No.8950494
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    Arnold didn't know why he thought this was a good idea!
    >> Pink Projectionist 04/03/10(Sat)03:49 No.8950500
    rolled 1 = 1


    Have The Wench shoot out the eye, while the Knight attacks him from one side, and Arnold on the other.
    >> Pink Projectionist 04/03/10(Sat)03:51 No.8950518
    rolled 7 = 7


    God Damn it... I lol'ed
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)03:52 No.8950529
    rolled 8 = 8

    Eat eye, gain visions of the future!
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/03/10(Sat)03:53 No.8950545
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    His friends were just making it worse!
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)03:54 No.8950561

    Is Arnold now a blind man?
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/03/10(Sat)03:57 No.8950588
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    It seemed like it!
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)03:57 No.8950596
    rolled 6 = 6


    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)03:59 No.8950610
    rolled 3 = 3

    YEAH! He meant to do this! To make the tale more epic! Or to show up the cyclops, that even if it only had ONE eye, he could still beat it with NO EYES.

    Go cut his head off Arnold you GENIUS!
    >> Pink Projectionist 04/03/10(Sat)03:59 No.8950617
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    rolled 6 = 6


    What is the giants reaction to all this?

    Has he fallen for our clever ruse?
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/03/10(Sat)04:00 No.8950626
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    Arnold wasn't having much luck at anything!
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)04:00 No.8950634
    rolled 1 = 1

    >> Pink Projectionist 04/03/10(Sat)04:01 No.8950647
    rolled 9 = 9


    This is how Arnold earned his 2nd name...

    Arnold The Blood Eyes
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/03/10(Sat)04:03 No.8950671
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    Blinded by rage and idiocy, Arnold stumbled up the mountain!

    What did he do?
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)04:04 No.8950689
    rolled 7 = 7

    Blast the giant with a high pressure stream of blood, straight out of the eyes.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)04:04 No.8950693
    rolled 10 = 10

    Ripped out the giants eye and put it in his socket. Because that is how you pillage!
    >> Pink Projectionist 04/03/10(Sat)04:05 No.8950699
    rolled 11 = 11


    Oh God!

    Arnold! Turn Right! Then Charge... NO! YOUR RIGHT Arnold, Your Right!
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/03/10(Sat)04:07 No.8950721
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    Arnold gushed blood all over the ground.

    It was pretty surprising that he was still on his feet after losing so much blood.

    It must have been his Viking heritage!

    The giant laughed again! "Foolish human, you can't even bleed properly!"
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)04:09 No.8950747
    while the giant is laughing his him with a suprise attack in the gut
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)04:10 No.8950756


    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)04:12 No.8950780
    rolled 11 = 11

    Well then lets see how well you bleed!
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/03/10(Sat)04:12 No.8950787
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    But then...
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/03/10(Sat)04:13 No.8950793
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    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/03/10(Sat)04:13 No.8950803
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    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/03/10(Sat)04:14 No.8950818
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    What did he do next?
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)04:15 No.8950826
    rolled 1 = 1

    Punch the giant in the nads.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)04:16 No.8950839
    rolled 8 = 8

    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/03/10(Sat)04:18 No.8950852
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    Arnold punched himself in the crotch!

    At least now some of the blood was draining out the other way!
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)04:18 No.8950858
    took the giant's axe
    Then arnold had one giant axe, one large axe and one small axe
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)04:18 No.8950869
    rolled 4 = 4


    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)04:23 No.8950915
    rolled 1 = 1

    Use a piledriver.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)04:23 No.8950918
    Arnold stone hands

    the fumblenator
    oh fumble me not on wounded testicles
    lord of the fumbles
    the good the bad and the fumble
    clear and present fumble
    fumble of the titans
    how to train your fumble
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/03/10(Sat)04:23 No.8950919
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    Finally Arnold came to his senses long enough to get down to business.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)04:25 No.8950938
    rolled 3 = 3

    Right. Arnold must kill everyone but Arnold.

    Actually, Arnold must rape the wench first, THEN kill the wench.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/03/10(Sat)04:27 No.8950965
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    As it turned out, the giant had the Orange Transparent Mjöllnir in his pocket!
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)04:27 No.8950967
    rolled 11 = 11

    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)04:27 No.8950968
    rolled 1 = 1

    I cut off the giants penis to mount on my horse as a trophy ...so people know not to mess with Arnold the Viking!
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)04:28 No.8950985
    rolled 5 = 5

    Okay, hopefully it'll infuse him with luck so these rolls aren't complete shit.

    inb4 1

    Arnold must, uh...

    Figure out what the fuck to do from here, since this is pretty much the greatest accomplishment ever.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)04:30 No.8951005
    rolled 12 = 12

    Do a viking dance. One that won't cause Ragnarok.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/03/10(Sat)04:31 No.8951015
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    And then Odin was sad.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)04:31 No.8951021
    rolled 4 = 4

    Take Odin's eye while we're at it.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)04:32 No.8951029
    rolled 1 = 1

    You aren't listening to anything we say, are you?
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/03/10(Sat)04:34 No.8951051
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    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/03/10(Sat)04:35 No.8951061
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    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/03/10(Sat)04:36 No.8951068
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    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)04:37 No.8951076
    Well that... was just SILLY.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)04:37 No.8951080
    inb4 this has consequences for the main quest
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/03/10(Sat)04:37 No.8951085

    Yeah, sorry, I really wanna go to bed :P

    Also Arnold is obviously Spaceman's ancestor. They share the same prevalence for horrible rolls.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)04:38 No.8951095
    he did promise more sillyness this thread when the last thread was OH FUCK THEY'RE BEHIND ME!
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/03/10(Sat)04:45 No.8951155
    That's right, I did!

    And I think I've figured out the optimal time to run this: 2330- 0330 board time. Any later and I'm too tired for sillies and most of the players are asleep.

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