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    214 KB PRIMARCH QUEST PART 10: THE FINAL CHAPTER That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 04/04/10(Sun)22:25 No.8984749  
    Previous Thread: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/8963143/

    You are Rachnus Rageous, Primarch of the II Legion, the Desert Fangs. It has been 10,000 years since the Horus Heresy, and in that time, you and your 500 Silencers have expanded, eventually reaching the point where you were able to claim a planet in the Eye of Terror itself, fortified to the point where only Medrengard is more impregnable. Your world, named Maloris after your adoptive father, is an oasis of safety in the Eye.

    You still keep in contact with your descendant chapter, the Angry Marines. Fal, while still alive, is only awoken in times of dire need, when his experience is most needed, but every time they wake him up, he insists on contacting you and asking when you'll come back.

    You haven't heard from Alpharius in millennia, but occasionally his communicator activates, and an Alpha Legion marine in black power armor will relay useful information to you. You recognize him as the same marine that you met in the bowels of that Chaos infested world, millennia ago.

    A while after the Heresy, Vulkan, Russ and Corax appeared in the Eye, one by one, and upon finding your warp-protected world of Nulls, decided that it would make a fine base of operations to join you in your fight against Chaos from within.

    Picture is related, it's what the armor of most of your marines looks like. You have to salvage what you can from battles with the Traitor Legions, and it has the added benefit of blending in well.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)22:28 No.8984805
    What's Vulkan, Russ and Corax up to?
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)22:28 No.8984833
    what is our current objective are we being attacked? are we going to attack somebody? need more info man.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)22:30 No.8984888
    Have we run into the 13th company at all? They'd probably look pretty similar at this point anyway.
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 04/04/10(Sun)22:32 No.8984926
    >>8984805

    They're each in command of a part of your force, but ultimately take orders from you, as it is your world and your Legion. They spend most of their time when not on missions broing it up with you in your expanded personal complex.

    >>8984833

    You're in the Eye of Terror, man. Right now, nothing of note is happening, although the entire planet is always on alert for Chaos incursions. Right now, you and your brother Primarchs are just chilling in your complex.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)22:32 No.8984932
    Traitor marine armor for the Fangs?

    HERESY!
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 04/04/10(Sun)22:33 No.8984963
    >>8984888

    Actually, yes, they do appear from time to time, as do the Legion of the Damned.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)22:34 No.8984987
    >>8984926
    them lets find somebody to fuck over.
    whats the nearet chaos system, or planet?
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)22:34 No.8984998
    So, what are we going to do today?
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 04/04/10(Sun)22:35 No.8985012
    >>8984987

    ROLL 1d7 to determine the nearest Traitor Legion planet.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)22:35 No.8985027
    >>8985012
    sry kind of a newfag how does i roll?
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)22:36 No.8985046
    >>8985027
    dice+1d7 in the e-mail field.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)22:36 No.8985052
    rolled 1 = 1

    >>8985012
    put

    dice+1d7 in the email field.
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 04/04/10(Sun)22:37 No.8985061
    >>8985027

    Email field: dice+1d7
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)22:37 No.8985064
    rolled 5 = 5

    >>8985052
    thx
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)22:37 No.8985071
    rolled 19 = 19

    >>8985052
    Looks like... I have no idea. Black Legion?
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 04/04/10(Sun)22:37 No.8985074
    >>8985052

    Nearest Traitor-Legion world is home to several Emperor's Children warbands.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)22:38 No.8985102
    rolled 1 = 1

    >>8985074
    FUCKSWEET. WE FINALLY GET TO HACK THAT FAGGOT FULGRIM'S HEAD OFF FOR WHAT HE DID TO FERRUS.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)22:39 No.8985113
    >>8985071
    lets do it.
    we have 100 silencers. what do our bros have?
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 04/04/10(Sun)22:40 No.8985134
    >>8985113

    You have twelve thousand Silencers, and your bros have... Themselves, and their excellent command skills.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)22:40 No.8985148
    rolled 38 = 38

    Wouldn't it be badass if our constant trolling is what keeps Abaddon failing all these times?
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)22:41 No.8985161
    rolled 82 = 82

    rollin for mobilization
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)22:41 No.8985172
    rolled 45 = 45

    So, we're going after the Emperors Children.

    Do we make it a full crusade, or only another trolling raid?
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)22:41 No.8985176
    rolled 93 = 93

    >>8985161
    FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)22:42 No.8985191
    >>8985176
    >>8985161
    Hahahaha, HAHAHAHA
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)22:42 No.8985199
    >>8985191
    i raged
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 04/04/10(Sun)22:42 No.8985204
    >>8985172

    It occurs to you that your Alpha Legion informant might be able to provide you with some useful information about the planet you're looking at raiding.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)22:43 No.8985216
    >>8985148
    never ascribe to malice what can be explained by stupidity.

    i.e. no, he's just a stupid git who has no excuse for fail.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)22:43 No.8985230
    >>8985204
    lets here it.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)22:44 No.8985249
    >>8985134
    What do we have aside from marines? Does our planet have any sort of supporting population, from which we presumably draw recruits and supporting staff?
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)22:44 No.8985252
    rolled 31 = 31

    rolling for useful info from alpha legion contact.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)22:45 No.8985268
    >>8985204
    Then ask him.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)22:45 No.8985273
    rolled 41 = 41

    >>8985204
    That he might. Call him up and ask if he has any info. All the while, insist that he's actually Alpharius, and tell him he's not fooling anyone if he denies it.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)22:45 No.8985274
    rolled 72 = 72

    >>8985249
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 04/04/10(Sun)22:45 No.8985278
    >>8985249

    It is populated by every Null you've been able to get your hands on - Which is hard, because their are Imperial institutions and a Xenos faction that wish to utilize them as well.
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 04/04/10(Sun)22:46 No.8985307
    >>8985273

    You retreat into your inner sanctum, where you keep this little piece of heresy, and hook it up to your holoscreen, activating it. After a few moments, the customary figure in black armor appears, waiting.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)22:46 No.8985308
    rolled 80 = 80

    >>8985278
    any other imperium forces nearby?
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 04/04/10(Sun)22:47 No.8985323
    >>8985308

    Closest Imperial forces are on Cadia, which tend to blast any and everything that comes out of the Eye.
    >> dice+1d100 Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)22:47 No.8985330
    >>8985204
    Get in contact with our informant then.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)22:48 No.8985344
    rolled 32 = 32

    >>8985323
    so were alone. i say lets just head out and see what we can do.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)22:49 No.8985352
    rolled 9 = 9

    >>8985307
    "HEY ALPHY! NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN. So me and the bros are about to go pound on Fulgrim in a way that even he won't like. Was wonderin' if you had any info."
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)22:50 No.8985378
    >>8985352
    Use this roll.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)22:51 No.8985392
    rolled 24 = 24

    rollin for successful comm
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)22:52 No.8985416
    rolled 100 = 100

    rollan' communication success?
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 04/04/10(Sun)22:52 No.8985424
    >>8985352

    The black-suited figure looks at you for a while before speaking. "I know that Fulgrim's world is one of pure, unceasing physical pleasure. Given that this is a warp-based effect, you should be fine, as should your troops, but Russ, Corax and Vulkan may succumb to it."
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)22:53 No.8985432
    >>8985416
    way to go buddy
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)22:53 No.8985433
    FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

    I'm gonna stop rolling now.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)22:53 No.8985437
    >>8985278
    Oh god, we've been breeding nulls as fast as we can for the last ten millenia. Even accounting for their rarity, we must have hundreds of thousands by now.
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 04/04/10(Sun)22:54 No.8985454
    >>8985437

    On the planet? Yeah. As Marines? only 12,000.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)22:54 No.8985470
    >>8985437
    But where are we getting the raw materials? Other than grabbing them from worlds near the eye of terror.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)22:55 No.8985477
    rolled 4 = 4

    >>8985424
    "GOOD POINT. I know Russ at least, is going to try his best to outdrink the entire planet, which he probably can, but that'd take too damn long. Maybe we should put them in charge of the space battle, while we do the stomping ourselves. Any weaknesses to exploit?"
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)22:56 No.8985509
    >>8985454
    An entire society populated by people who are instinctively disliked... I wonder how that works. We must have implemented some sort of very strong social controls to keep things running right.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)22:56 No.8985515
    >>8985470
    We steal from chaos it can't affect us after all.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)22:56 No.8985525
    rolled 74 = 74

    >>8985477
    God, I just read my own post and I hate it.

    Statement COMMA! speculation COMMA! insinuation COMMAAA!!.

    Just letting you know, I am ashamed.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)22:56 No.8985527
    >>8985477
    This is actually a good idea.

    We go planetside, our brothers stay up in space to provide tactical and logistic support.
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 04/04/10(Sun)22:57 No.8985532
    >>8985477

    "Nothing comes to mind."
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)22:57 No.8985543
    rolled 16 = 16

    >>8985509
    I don't think nulls instinctively dislike one another.
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 04/04/10(Sun)22:57 No.8985548
    >>8985509

    Nulls don't unsettle each other.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)22:58 No.8985575
    >>8985548
    Planet full of nulls.

    The other Primarchs must be REALLY off-balance when they're here.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)22:58 No.8985577
    >>8985477
    I second this
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)22:58 No.8985578
    rolled 33 = 33

    >>8985532
    "WELL, THANKS FOR THE TIP ANYWAY. RACHNUS OUT."

    (Transmission ends)

    We go ask our bros how they feel about bombing the shit out of Fulgrim.
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 04/04/10(Sun)23:00 No.8985608
    >>8985578

    Russ slams his stein of mead against the table enthusiastically. "Well, I'd prefer another raid against Magnus and his drones, but hell, I'm up for whatever!"
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)23:01 No.8985632
    >>8985608
    "then lets do this"
    whats our fleet status?
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 04/04/10(Sun)23:02 No.8985656
    >>8985632

    Your fleet is always ready for deployment - You have to be when you're surrounded by Chaos.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)23:02 No.8985668
    rolled 61 = 61

    >>8985608
    We make sure he knows he can't actually hit anyone unless they board his ship or something. How are Corax and Vulkan about the idea?


    Also, it'd take more than an entire planet of nulls to unsettle a primarch. At least, a primarch like Russ or Vulkan, who both have strong, plentiful balls.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)23:02 No.8985671
    >>8985656
    i meant whats it composed of
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)23:03 No.8985685
    >>8985656
    Fleet size? What kind of ass-kickery can it put out?
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 04/04/10(Sun)23:04 No.8985721
    >>8985668

    Corax and Vulkan, as two of your three lieutenants, are always ready to roll.

    >>8985671

    Your Flagship, along with a myriad of vessels you've captured/salvaged over the years, ranging from the Dark Age of Technology to the present day, as well as a number of Xenos vessels.
    >> Noise Marine Ned 04/04/10(Sun)23:05 No.8985729
    Break the bad news to our brothers that they can't make planetfall with us.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)23:06 No.8985754
    rolled 43 = 43

    >>8985721
    Sounds pretty sweet. I vote we ride a stolen Necon cruiser, straight into the planet's surface, then pour out of it like maniacs.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)23:07 No.8985777
    >>8985721
    "LETS DO THIS CHUCKLEFUCKS"

    prep forces for an invasion of the emperors children planet.
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 04/04/10(Sun)23:07 No.8985797
    >>8985729

    OH SHIT AN INFORMANT

    >>8985754

    Up to you.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)23:07 No.8985804
    What's our actual objective here? Our FINAL CHAPTER does not involve a mere raid. Are we going for Fulgrim's head? If so, we need a strategy to manage it- even with a legion of nulls, taking on massive demons is no picnic.

    On a different but potentially related topic, have we bred giant null doomspiders in the last ten millenia?
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)23:08 No.8985807
    rolled 44 = 44

    >>8985797
    do it
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 04/04/10(Sun)23:09 No.8985828
    >>8985804

    No, but you have perfected the art of modifying the Sandlegs cybernetically to fill almost any role.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)23:10 No.8985852
    rolled 4 = 4

    >>8985804

    True. Therefore I move that we have Vulkan and Corax stage a series of lightning raids on Emperor's Children strongholds to draw off their fleets and soldiers before we storm in and take out the big fag himself.
    >> Ultarmarine Ned 04/04/10(Sun)23:10 No.8985859
    >>8985804
    We definetely go for Fulgy's head.
    The bastard has it coming, if he isn't on this planet we go for the next one, and the next one.
    He killed ferrus, and for what it's worth he "killed" rowboat.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)23:10 No.8985868
    rolled 61 = 61

    >>8985828
    does he have an obvious capitol or position with which to launch our strike on?
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)23:11 No.8985889
    Leave at least someone behind? You know, to defend our fortress?

    Also, do we know what happened to Alpharius, did we ever tell him the Emperor knows about him, and have we ever faced Necrons?
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)23:12 No.8985913
    Let's exterminatus their world... we have the ships to do it, right?
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)23:12 No.8985923
    >>8985859
    True, he's got 2 primarch kills under his belt.

    However, its worth remembering that he's stuck in a snake like daemon body with no control. What happens when we get close?
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 04/04/10(Sun)23:12 No.8985925
    >>8985868

    All you know is that his planet is constantly moving through the warp, there one minute and gone the next.

    Judging by the fact that the planet you're targeting only appeared recently, it's a good bet that it's Fulgrim's - You've got no idea of the topography, though. No one does.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)23:13 No.8985944
    >>8985913
    only pussies exterminatus before an invasion, besides we need to confirm that we kicked him in the nutts with a power boot.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)23:14 No.8985958
    >>8985925
    Oh well~

    THAT JUST MEANS WE MAKE A PARKING LOT TO LAND ON FIRST.

    DYNAMIC ENTRY~
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)23:14 No.8985974
    Let's lead a number of squads with jetpacks from drop pods, and when they start to look overwhelmed, entrap the circling forces with flamer equipped terminator troops. And sandlegs
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)23:15 No.8985984
    >>8985925
    then lets just head out there and determin were to drop when we find a location that fits a capitol, or fortress description
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)23:16 No.8986012
    Oh! Let's get a techmarine to craft our primarch with an honorary helmet for the occasion... with a trollface on it and on the back it says FULGRIM IS A QUEER
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)23:17 No.8986041
    >>8986012
    THIS A THOUSAND TIMES THIS!!!!
    alos give him 2 power fists, and power boots
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)23:18 No.8986060
    rolled 50 = 50

    If it's always moving around, then I double-vote to have the other primarchs stage a series of lightning-raids to draw him out, and then blitz in with our full fleet and make it a war.
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 04/04/10(Sun)23:19 No.8986085
    >>8986012

    As you relay this order to the techies, Fire Strider makes his way out of his own personal quarters, coming out to greet you. He's mostly mechanical at this point - You had an arachnid Dreadnought specially crafted for him, so that his old, wizened form inside could still maintain its ferocity in combat well past his prime.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)23:21 No.8986115
    >>8985889
    This, plus, what's with all the Fulgrim hatin'? I don't know much, but I thought he was trapped in the backseat, being mindraped and watching everything the daemon that possessed him did?
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)23:21 No.8986124
    rolled 55 = 55

    Fuck yeah Dreadspider.

    We should call it a Dread-leg.

    Tell me it's fucking huge. Like as big as a Land Raider.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)23:22 No.8986139
    rolled 54 = 54

    >>8986115
    Yeah, but no one but him knows that. At least as far as I know, to everyone else, it looks like he's just a bastard.
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 04/04/10(Sun)23:22 No.8986146
    >>8986124

    That would be an accurate approximation of his size, yes.
    >> Ceiling Tau 04/04/10(Sun)23:24 No.8986185
    >>8986041
    And a power folding chair!
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)23:25 No.8986204
    >>8986085
    I say we check our equipment with dreadleg, and scout the planet defenses with a small null squad, set up comm relay
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)23:27 No.8986250
    We should also find a way to attach a lascannon to our crotches, and another one to dreadleg's stinger.

    That way we can be all "Dreadleg grab my lascannon"
    ...
    "PRIMARCHS!"
    >> Ceiling Tau 04/04/10(Sun)23:28 No.8986267
    >>8986250
    Why don't we incorporate lascannons into our pauldrons while we're at it?
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 04/04/10(Sun)23:28 No.8986275
    >>8986204

    As your fleet moves out, the techmarines onboard crafting you the requested helmet, you do a run-down of your armory. Everything is in peak shape - You just need to select what you want to outfit Fire Strider with for this mission. He's got three slots for ranged weaponry, one on his back and two on his face.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)23:29 No.8986283
    >>8985852
    this is a sound plan... and keeps them out of the fire as far as make planetfall:cum buckets, then get their heads loped off by some schmuk of a traitor marine.

    I'm also gonna second the dynamic entry plan... land on a symbolic patch of glass, then kill everything from there in an expanding circle. if at all possible we start at one pole and work our way to the other
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)23:30 No.8986313
    >>8986275
    Bolter turret on his back, assuming it goes 360 degrees.
    >> Ceiling Tau 04/04/10(Sun)23:30 No.8986322
    >>8986275
    Plasma cannon on his back, heavy bolters on his face
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)23:30 No.8986325
    rolled 52 = 52

    >>8986275
    Back: Heaviest plasma cannon he can mount.

    Face: Heavy bolters, full stop.
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 04/04/10(Sun)23:31 No.8986350
    >>8986325
    >>8986322

    Alright, so it shall be.

    Any particular weapons of your own you'd like to take?
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)23:31 No.8986351
    >>8986322
    >>8986325
    thirded
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)23:32 No.8986361
    Multi Melta on the back
    Heavy Flamers on the face!
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)23:32 No.8986368
    >>8986283
    1200 people cannot encircle a planet. Just saying.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)23:33 No.8986386
    >>8986350
    Power folding chair and a multi melta
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)23:33 No.8986392
    >>8986368
    rough not hashed out tactic. we'd work from pole to pole killing everything... not make a firing line from hell.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)23:34 No.8986412
    rolled 13 = 13

    >>8986350
    The venom fangs mark VII: A power/chain fist with poisoned blades.

    A storm bolter and full compliment of grenades.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)23:36 No.8986461
    >>8986392
    Emprah's Children dont go out en mass do they? I figured they were a raiding legion.

    Hell, most of them are probably too fucked up on drugs and torture to see us coming.

    Thats another thing. These guys are Slanneshi, lighting them on fire makes them go "feelsgoodman".
    >> Ceiling Tau 04/04/10(Sun)23:36 No.8986468
    >>8986412
    I'll second this, do we have Terminator armor as well?
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)23:36 No.8986470
    A Custom Thunderhammer, with a chainsword stuck on the end for good measure. Name it "Chaosraper" with sigils of hate and 0's all over it
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 04/04/10(Sun)23:36 No.8986471
    >>8986412

    Alright, done.

    As your fleet draws closer to the planet, you can see from above that it has an odd protrusion... A tremendous pillar, with a line through the middle, and at the peak, a crescent shape. A planet in the shape of the symbol of Slaanesh. This is definately the place.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)23:37 No.8986474
    >>8986275

    How many sandlegs do we have total?
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)23:38 No.8986488
    >>8986471
    Sounds more like a planet with a giant mutilated penis to me but oh well, let's be the /herpes/ to Slaanesh
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)23:38 No.8986500
    >>8986471
    Slowclap for style points then
    >> Ceiling Tau 04/04/10(Sun)23:38 No.8986519
    >>8986471
    Try to land a drop pod right on that fucker's head!
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)23:39 No.8986522
    Now that I think about it, have we any news about Jaghatai Khan?
    >> Ceiling Tau 04/04/10(Sun)23:39 No.8986530
    >>8986522
    He's stuck in the webway. It's kind of different than the warp.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)23:39 No.8986534
    rolled 67 = 67

    >>8986488
    Slaanesh gets off on herpes.


    Are we going to use the "Have the other primarchs draw them off while we DYNAMIC ENTRY" them with a cruiser" idea?
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 04/04/10(Sun)23:40 No.8986552
    >>8986522

    No one's heard from him in a LONG-ass time.

    >>8986474

    3,000.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)23:41 No.8986576
    >>8986530
    >During one battle, it was reported that Khan was sucked into a warp portal to fight for all eternity. This may be true, but it is more likely that his ship was lost in the warp,
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)23:41 No.8986581
    >>8986534
    yea
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)23:44 No.8986654
    >>8986471
    fire al weapons on the mark and destroy it as a way to say fuck you slaneesh, and fuck you fulgrim
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)23:45 No.8986658
    >>8986471
    I say we use Steel Rain and overwhelm the fuckers before they realise what hit them!
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)23:46 No.8986679
    rolled 62 = 62

    >>8986658
    >>8986534
    Let's do both.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)23:47 No.8986699
    rolled 62 = 62

    >>8986679
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 04/04/10(Sun)23:47 No.8986716
    >>8986679

    Alright!

    The fleet moves into position, and your three lieutenants, using their suebsections of the fleet, set to work demolish the symbol. Meanwhile, you hop into a drop pod, with Fire Strider in another, and most of your legion's marines in the rest, and head down towards the planet.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)23:49 No.8986738
    rolled 54 = 54

    >>8986716
    lets drop as close as we can so we can kick those fucks in the balls
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)23:49 No.8986752
    rolled 61 = 61

    Gobbo has so far taken every single idea I've proposed in this thread.

    Should I be flattered?

    (Note: I'm that guy who wants to do a Tlaloc Quest when this one is over.)
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)23:49 No.8986764
    What are the outcomes we expect from this fight? Kill Fulgrim? Kill all the Emperor's Children. Cripple them severely.
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 04/04/10(Sun)23:50 No.8986765
    >>8986738

    You have no idea what part of the planet Fulgrim might be on.

    Roll 1d100 to see how close you are!
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)23:50 No.8986773
    >>8986764
    pretty much
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)23:50 No.8986778
    rolled 47 = 47

    >>8986765
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)23:50 No.8986781
    rolled 20 = 20

    >>8986765
    Rollan
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)23:50 No.8986782
    Oh, after this we must find some way to troll the Smurfs...
    Spiritual liege my ass.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)23:52 No.8986815
    >>8986781
    looks like were all up in his base killin his dudes what is he gonna do?
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)23:52 No.8986820
    >>8986778
    Eh, got a fighting advance in our immediate future I see.
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 04/04/10(Sun)23:53 No.8986845
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    >>8986778

    You've no idea where he is in relation to your position, as the drop pods start to rain from the sky. Disembarking as soon as you touch down, you can see as Fire Strider tears his pod apart from the inside. He has a tendency to do that.

    Looking around, the landscape ripples with tentacles, large and small.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)23:54 No.8986863
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    User created do not steal, it's Rachnus with his sandleg Primarch armor lol
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)23:54 No.8986867
    >>8986845
    tear your way till you find any location any kind at all
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)23:54 No.8986869
    rolled 73 = 73

    I dunno, I'm ok with fighting our way to Fulgrim. We're gonna WIN of course.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)23:55 No.8986877
    >>8986845
    Vox up to our brothers and ask what they see.

    Regroup with the rest of our legion and PICK A DIRECTION, CHUCKLEFUCKS.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)23:55 No.8986899
    >>8986863
    I thought Rachnus was black/middle eastern
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)23:56 No.8986906
    rolled 99 = 99

    >>8986877
    rollan for direction
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)23:56 No.8986908
    >>8986863
    oh god lol.

    Let's fuck up the closest legion garrison, lead the charge!
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)23:57 No.8986920
    >>8986906
    FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 04/04/10(Sun)23:57 No.8986921
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    >>8986863

    Not even close. Pic related.

    >>8986877

    Pick aa direction, any direction.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)23:57 No.8986932
    rolled 52 = 52

    >>8986899
    He is, that's a troll.

    Hop on board Firestrider and get to rollin' up on Fulgrim's pasty ass.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)23:57 No.8986934
    >>8986899
    you got a problem with LIGHTSKINS, motherfucker? He too LIGHTSKINNED for yo black ass?

    I heard that used once, in a movie theater I never go to anymore.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)23:58 No.8986944
    TOWARDS THE PENIS
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)23:58 No.8986954
    rolled 94 = 94

    >>8986921
    i say north west
    rollan for ot being the right direction
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)23:59 No.8986965
    >>8986944
    ONWARD TO THE PENIS
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)23:59 No.8986972
    >>8986944
    >>8986944
    THINK LIKE FULGRIM.

    TOWARDS THE GIANT DICK SYMBOL.
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 04/05/10(Mon)00:00 No.8986976
    >>8986944

    ALRIGHT.

    Off you head, aboard your giant spider-dread steed, your marines marching alongside you, chopping down any tentacles that get in the way.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)00:00 No.8986978
    >>8986954
    >>8986944
    I say towards the base of the penis
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)00:00 No.8986981
    rolled 74 = 74

    I'm gonna say that Fulgrim is probably hiding in the giant planetary dongus, so let's head toward that.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)00:01 No.8987006
    "MAN, HOW 'BOUT THAT PENIS STATUE? YOU GUYS ARE TOTALLY COMPENSATING FOR SOMETHING."
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)00:01 No.8987012
    rolled 10 = 10

    >>8986972
    >Think like Fulgrim


    Probably not the best idea.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)00:01 No.8987017
    We should start blasting straight through the center of the penis formation, until we form through our laser and bomb blasts a "Catheter" if you will. That will fuck up Fulgrim's fun.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)00:02 No.8987025
    rolled 61 = 61

    >>8987006
    rollan to see if they care
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)00:02 No.8987028
    >>8987006
    OF COURSE, we cant forget the constant insults and taunts over open Vox channels.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)00:03 No.8987046
    so is it just tentacles right now? were are all the traitor marines then?...
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)00:03 No.8987063
    "YOUR WHOLE PLANET IS A SACK FOR NUTS, AND MY DICK IS STILL BIGGER THAN YOUR CHAOS CANDY ASS"
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)00:04 No.8987076
    rolled 68 = 68

    >>8987046
    Jerking each other off over the diaries of the Marquis Du Sade while injecting heroine into their balls and doing shots off of Daemonettes.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)00:04 No.8987078
    rolled 87 = 87

    >>8987063
    rollan for effect
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 04/05/10(Mon)00:05 No.8987085
    >>8987028

    The vox response is just screaming. Endless, horrific screaming. Everyone can hear it. Several marines' voxes short out, it's so powerful.

    >>8987046

    ROLL 1d100 FUCKERS
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)00:05 No.8987087
    >>8987046
    Gettin' high.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)00:05 No.8987093
    rolled 90 = 90

    >>8987085
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 04/05/10(Mon)00:06 No.8987118
    >>8987093

    SUDDENLY, OUT OF THE TENTACLE FOREST, DAEMONETTES. HUNDREDS OF THEM.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)00:06 No.8987119
    rolled 31 = 31

    >>8987093
    FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUU

    Rollan to override him.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)00:06 No.8987128
    >>8987093
    HERE WE GO HERE WE GO HERE WE GO!
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)00:07 No.8987139
    rolled 76 = 76

    >>8987118
    SHITFUCK.

    LET LOOSE ON THEM WITH EVERY GUN ON OUR GIANT SPIDER MOUNT. ROLLING FOR ACCURACY.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)00:08 No.8987146
    rolled 73 = 73

    >>8987139
    rerollan for accuracy
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)00:08 No.8987148
    >>8987118
    HEAVY WEAPONS WITH OVERLAPPING FIELDS OF FIRE.

    REGULAR MARINES MAINTAIN DISTANCE, US AND THE TERMIES DIVE IN FOR MELEE.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)00:09 No.8987172
    rolled 7 = 7

    >>8987146
    >>8987139
    FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

    use every melee weapon we have, and continue shooting.
    rollan for effectiveness
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)00:09 No.8987175
    >>8987118
    I wonder if there's some Rokk wondering aimlessly about to land in the middle of this, because I sense some nasty about to happen.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)00:10 No.8987200
    >>8987148
    we're all nulls... bu the plan still works
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 04/05/10(Mon)00:10 No.8987202
    >>8987148

    You start ripping and tearing into the warp-spawn, dismembering the lithe creatures with ease. But they keep coming, and there doesn't seem to be any end in sight, and you know that soon your men will start to fall.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)00:11 No.8987222
    rolled 20 = 20

    >>8987202
    Get angry. Get really angry.

    Hope for a Dad Ex Machina.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)00:11 No.8987226
    >>8987202
    Look for a leader daemon. A sorcerer, chaos champion/lord, anything.

    CUT OFF THE HEAD, THE BODY WITHERS.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)00:11 No.8987233
    rolled 46 = 46

    >>8987202
    call in a orbital bombardment to cease there assualt
    rollan for effect on the horde
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 04/05/10(Mon)00:13 No.8987270
    >>8987226

    Roll to see if you can spot some sort of coordinating presence.

    AND ROLES DON'T DO JACK UNLESS I CALL FOR THEM, YOU DICE-HAPPY CHUCKLEFUCKS
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)00:14 No.8987290
    >>8987233
    Divert some macro cannons to nail these bitches.

    Also, what's the luck on the fleet? Weren't they trying to take out Fulgrim's giant dong?
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)00:14 No.8987295
    Get all the missle launchers and plasma cannons, aim for the center of the mass, fire a direct line through the middle, charge. Have tactical marines throw frags and smoke grenades to cover us as we charge towards Penisland
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)00:16 No.8987315
    rolled 32 = 32

    >>8987270
    FOR OUR FATHER!
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)00:16 No.8987319
    rolled 94 = 94

    >>8987270
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)00:16 No.8987321
    rolled 29 = 29

    >>8987270
    lolumad?
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)00:17 No.8987342
    >>8987319
    >>8987315
    DODGED A SPIKED TENTACLE COCK THERE.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)00:17 No.8987344
    rolled 68 = 68

    >>8987270
    Coordinate this Heretics!
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 04/05/10(Mon)00:17 No.8987347
    >>8987315

    You can make out a large, goat-headed creature above the tentacled forest, its arms seeming to direct the daemonettes like puppets.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)00:17 No.8987350
    rolled 25 = 25

    >>8987270
    rollin'
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)00:18 No.8987365
    >>8987347
    RIP AND TEAR!
    RIP AND TEAR ITS GUTS!
    IT'S HUGE!
    THAT MEANS IT HAS HUGE GUTS!
    RIP AND TEAR!
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)00:18 No.8987369
    rolled 21 = 21

    >>8987347
    Charge our dread leg right at it while it's plasma cannon blows goathead's balls off
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)00:19 No.8987372
    >>8987347
    Anyone with a long ranged gun that isnt holding back the tide SHOOT AT HIM.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)00:19 No.8987375
    rolled 4 = 4

    >>8987347
    CHARGE FORTH TO GLORY
    KICK THAT CHUCKLEFUCK IN THE BALLS
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)00:19 No.8987377
    where is fire strider?
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)00:19 No.8987378
    >>8987347
    Do we have orbital support or don't we? Power armor has been known to withstand nuclear bombardment! Flesh, even daemon flesh, does not!
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)00:20 No.8987391
    rolled 45 = 45

    >>8987375
    win
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 04/05/10(Mon)00:21 No.8987410
    >>8987377

    You're riding him.

    >>8987375

    Fire Strider's Plasma Cannon incinerates the fucker's groin, and a good chunk of everything behind the creature, creating a path for your troops towards the symbol.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)00:21 No.8987424
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    >>8987410
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)00:22 No.8987428
    >>8987410
    Make sure he stays down and head for the symbol.
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 04/05/10(Mon)00:22 No.8987430
    >>8987378

    You do, but I honestly wouldn't reccomend using it.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)00:23 No.8987439
    Wow, this sounds like Mary Sue Quest: The Mary Sueing
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)00:23 No.8987441
    >>8987410
    CHARGE!!!

    by the way whats the hordes status? and our armies status?
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)00:23 No.8987448
    rolled 54 = 54

    >>8987410
    Teleport and Jumppack our troops over his death site, give the daemons the finger, then jump along back to our badass primarch and kick ass on Pen Island
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)00:24 No.8987464
    yawn loudly over the vox. mention what a boring shithole this planet is. declare that if it was a khornate world, there'd at least be something interesting to look at
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)00:25 No.8987474
    >>8987439
    Nah, it's actually Railroad Quest: The Railroading
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 04/05/10(Mon)00:25 No.8987475
    >>8987428
    >>8987441

    As you charge forward, you notice the horde losing its coherency. After a few more hours of slogging through Daemonettes and tentacles, you make it to the base of the symbol, the majority of your marines still alive.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)00:26 No.8987486
    >>8987475
    It's time to send a message. Knock it down.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)00:27 No.8987505
    >>8987475
    JAWSOME
    now is there a way up to the top are all the guards dead?
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)00:27 No.8987507
    >>8987486
    you realize if we knock it down, we are in effect "Cockknockers"
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 04/05/10(Mon)00:27 No.8987513
    >>8987505

    Actually, you can see what looks like... A giant vagina at the base. Probably a door of some kind.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)00:28 No.8987521
    >>8987513
    Fun times.

    PUNCH THROUGH IT.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)00:28 No.8987527
    >>8987513
    I guess it's time to get our Freud on then.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)00:29 No.8987538
    >>8987513
    punch the fucking door in
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 04/05/10(Mon)00:30 No.8987554
    >>8987521
    >>8987527
    >>8987538

    Fire Strider blasts the thing open, and inside you can see passageways leading upwards. They look like... Well, what you'd expect something on the other side of a vagina door to look like.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)00:30 No.8987557
    >>8987513
    Quick someone find the G spot
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)00:31 No.8987569
    >>8987554
    any resistance?
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)00:31 No.8987572
    >>8987554
    JIZZ ALL OVER THE PLACE
    IMPREGNATE A PLANET
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)00:31 No.8987580
    >>8987554
    at least it's not a wall of dicks
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 04/05/10(Mon)00:32 No.8987587
    >>8987569

    Not yet, but you can hear screams drawing closer.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)00:32 No.8987603
    >>8987580
    That comes (HURR) later

    >>8987587
    INVESTIGATE!
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)00:33 No.8987608
    >>8987587
    make our way to it and punch the g spot if we find it
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 04/05/10(Mon)00:33 No.8987614
    >>8987608
    >>8987603

    Roll 1d100.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)00:34 No.8987623
    rolled 27 = 27

    >>8987614
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)00:34 No.8987625
    rolled 66 = 66

    >>8987614
    rollin'
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)00:35 No.8987639
    >>8987587
    Kill the babydaemon in utero NAO
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)00:35 No.8987653
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    >>8987474
    >>8987439
    I do belive you are fag, the saming
    0/10 try harder next time
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)00:36 No.8987657
    rolled 44 = 44

    >>8987639
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 04/05/10(Mon)00:36 No.8987664
    >>8987623

    You see them a split second before they strike, a squad of Noise Marines barreling out of one of the passages, in the midst of your Silencers in moments, hacking and slashing as they wail.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)00:37 No.8987702
    >>8987664
    CLOSE COMBAT SPECIALIST TIME.

    If we brought that power chair, now's the time.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)00:37 No.8987703
    rolled 63 = 63

    >>8987664
    Blind Grenades, then line them up with the cannons!
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)00:38 No.8987705
    rolled 1 = 1

    >>8987664
    lay down supression fire with our fire teams lob a few grenades, and charge in with all your melee units.
    rollan for effect
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)00:38 No.8987706
    >>8987664
    leap off of our mount and behead a few. order Firestrider to start climban and killan on his own
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)00:38 No.8987716
    >>8987705
    jawsome
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 04/05/10(Mon)00:40 No.8987756
    >>8987706

    You jump into the fray, doing your best to smash these fuckers, but they're quick, dodging and weaving. It takes minutes to down what turns out to have been a squad of five traitor marines, and in that time they took out 73 of your Silencers.

    >>8987705

    WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT ROLLS I DIDN'T ASK FOR?

    I DISREGARD THEM.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)00:41 No.8987768
    >>8987756
    your just mad because it was completely successful
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)00:42 No.8987782
    >>8987756
    We cant keep taking loses like that, tighten formation.
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 04/05/10(Mon)00:42 No.8987790
    >>8987768

    Not really. You acted based on someone else's directions, and 73 of your marines are dead.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)00:43 No.8987799
    rolled 79 = 79

    >>8987756
    WHAT.

    FIVE FUCKING NOISEMARINES KILLED 73 OF OUR ELITE SILENCERS.

    I. CALL. BULLSHIT.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)00:43 No.8987807
    >>8987790
    no im the one who said laydown a suppression field but yooou disregarded that, we could have saved alot of marines lives.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)00:45 No.8987835
    meanwhile moving along! I bet we smell something fishy up ahead
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)00:46 No.8987863
    >>8987835
    I wonder what?
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)00:46 No.8987864
    I'm still calling bullshit on the loss of seventy three fucking marines. Just no.

    Form up and advance in a square formation.
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 04/05/10(Mon)00:47 No.8987874
    >>8987835

    Indeed. As you ascend, you encounter a few more attacks periodically, but having weathered the first one, your Silencers know to just start shooting in the direction the screams come from, and you suffer very few casualties as you move upwards. Gradually, you can detect a moaning noise, that grows louder and louder the higher you go.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)00:48 No.8987896
    rolled 92 = 92

    >>8987874
    rollan to investigate
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)00:48 No.8987912
    Please be a little lost ork, all alone. We need a pet ork
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)00:49 No.8987936
    >>8987874
    Clearly that's Fulgrim, bouncing on the Thor he bought from baddragon.com(Seriously don't visit it). Be extra cautious as you shout insults at him and revv your poisonous chainfist.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)00:52 No.8988001
    rolled 52 = 52

    >>8987936
    if so
    "HEY FAGGOT PULL THE DILDO OUT YOUR ARSE AND FIGHT ME"
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)00:52 No.8988006
    Bomp
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 04/05/10(Mon)00:53 No.8988010
    >>8987936

    Finally, you and your marines emerge into a vast, fleshy chamber. Everywhere there are slaves, merged with the chamber walls, moaning with pleasure, forming a chorus of orgasmic voices. At the far end of the chamber, on a throne crafted from the finest materials imaginable, sits a serpentine, four-armed figure. You can recognize the power armor it's wearing.

    Fulgrim.

    "Well, hello there, little man." He drawls, his talons clicking on the armrest of his throne. "To what do I owe this pleasure?"
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)00:53 No.8988014
    >>8987936
    There's nothing in that website.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)00:54 No.8988038
    >>8988010
    We reply "BADGER CUNTING FUCKFENCE GO CLIMB A WALL OF DICKS" and spray his pets down with bolter fire.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)00:55 No.8988045
    >>8988010
    "VENGEANCE"
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)00:55 No.8988061
    >>8988014
    you would look
    >>8988010
    ENOUGH BULLSHIT FAGGOT PULL THAT COCK OUT YOUR ASS AND FIGHT ME
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)00:56 No.8988074
    >>8988010
    "Oh, just thought we'd pay you a visit, catch up, blow your brains out."
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)00:56 No.8988081
    Flamers: TO THE WINDOWS, TO THE WALLS... TILL THE STIMPAKS RUPTURE MY BALLS, MAKE ALL THE BITCHES FALL...
    AWWW SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET
    AWWW SKEET SKEET SKEET FLAME ON
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 04/05/10(Mon)00:57 No.8988095
    >>8988038

    The slaves moan ecstatically as your shells blast them apart, only to have them reform seconds later.

    Fulgrim unfurls himself from his throne, drawing his four rapiers. "Vengeance, brother? Really? For Ferrus, perhaps? You were never that close to him. Roboute? We all hated that little rat."
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)00:57 No.8988099
    >>8988010
    "If it makes you feel better, you can blame it on the inevitable entropy Nurgle proclaims. Or the treacherous plots of Tzeentch.

    But really it's 'cause I want to BEAT YOUR CANDY ASS INTO A PULP!"

    Naturally, While we speak, haul every silencer with a heavy weapon to the front of the formation (right behind us) and have them all open up at once.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)00:57 No.8988101
    >>8988038
    I like his idea better
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)00:58 No.8988113
    >>8988061
    You think yourself so fucking smart well fuck you.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)00:59 No.8988145
    >>8988099
    "Hey, just got lonely, thought we'd come catch up, for old times sake."

    Walk towards him. Offer a bro-fist.

    Why? Because he's busy feeling every sensation he could possibly feel, by dint of the planet's warp-effects.

    We're a null.

    When we get close enough to him, the shock will probably kill him.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)00:59 No.8988146
    >>8988095
    "RAPIERS ARE FOR QUEERS, READ THIS!"

    Point to the back of your shiny new helmet and then give him the Degeneration X "Suck It" move
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)01:00 No.8988148
    Fulgrim doesn't seem particularly surprised that we're not dead.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)01:00 No.8988149
    New plan. We're anathema to Fulgrim, an empty hole in the warp which pleasure can neither enter nor leave. We go totally silent, and NULL at him as hard as we can. No emotion, not even anger, just cold empty rejection.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)01:00 No.8988153
    >>8988095
    BADGER FUCKING CUNT FUCKITY FUCK YOUR FACE FUCK YOU SHIT LICKING BALLBUSTING THUNDER CUNT FUCK!!!

    then charge forward towards him with melee weapons at the ready. have your men cover you
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)01:01 No.8988171
    >>8988095
    "YOU KILLED TWO OF OUR BROTHERS, YOU CHUCKLEFUCK, EVEN IF WE WERENT CLOSE, IT MUST BE ANSWERED FOR."

    Use flamers
    >> Silchas Ruin !!YkfulRjm/Tb 04/05/10(Mon)01:01 No.8988178
    >>8988145

    these
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)01:01 No.8988179
    I'd like to go with the "Don't give a shit at him so hard he dies" Plan.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)01:01 No.8988180
    >>8988153
    >BADGER FUCKING CUNT FUCKITY FUCK YOUR FACE FUCK YOU SHIT LICKING BALLBUSTING THUNDER CUNT FUCK!!

    It's people like you who ruined the Angry Marines.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)01:01 No.8988188
    >>8988145
    >>8988149
    THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)01:01 No.8988191
    >>8988149
    >>8988145
    These two, with a side order of wondering about >>8988148
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)01:02 No.8988205
    >>8988179
    im with this
    >> Captain AdMech guy 04/05/10(Mon)01:02 No.8988210
    >>8988145
    BRO-FIST OF THE ASTRONOMICAN BEACON.
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 04/05/10(Mon)01:02 No.8988214
    >>8988171

    He laughs as your men fire at him - Every projectile, every tongue of flame what comes within 5 meters of him turns into a puff of cocaine.

    "I'm sorry Rachnus, but if you want to do anything to me, you're going to have to do it yourself."
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)01:04 No.8988239
    >>8988214
    C'MON! USE OUR POWERS OF NIHILISTIC NULL-NESS ON HIM.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)01:04 No.8988241
    >>8988214
    ignore him to death
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)01:04 No.8988250
    >>8988239
    >>8988179
    >>8988149
    >>8988145
    DO IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 04/05/10(Mon)01:06 No.8988273
    >>8988239
    >>8988241

    He just stares at you. "Really, Rachnus? Really? You think you can wish me away?" He begins to laugh, his mirth growing louder and louder, until your power armor has to cancel out the noise.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)01:07 No.8988293
    >>8988273

    shoryuken to the dick
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)01:07 No.8988294
    >>8988273
    wait till he's laughing to hard to notice, then walk up and upper cut the chucklefuck
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)01:07 No.8988295
    >>8988273
    RAILROADER.

    RUN UP AND HUG HIM, WHILE STILL FEELING NOTHING ONE WAY OR THE OTHER.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)01:07 No.8988302
    >>8988273
    continue to ignore him. he's trying to provoke a response

    ask the nearest marine if he's seen any good movies recently
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)01:08 No.8988309
    >>8988214
    "fine, one last brofist before I off your brother-killing ass then?" walk towards him for said brofist as you would have before the heresy, staying ready to stike. If he goes for the fist cool, take it then hack off the hand; if not attack straight off the bat
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 04/05/10(Mon)01:09 No.8988327
    >>8988309

    He grins, his eyes sparkling. "Now that's the cunning, deceptive sonuvabitch I remember."

    ROLL 1d100
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)01:09 No.8988331
    The proper course of action has already been posted. If we're not allowed to do it, that's not our fault.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)01:09 No.8988337
    rolled 73 = 73

    >>8988327
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)01:10 No.8988339
    >>8988302
    This. Converse as if he's not there.

    Casually insult his taste in decor as "Tacky".
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)01:10 No.8988354
    >>8988337
    well fuck
    >> Captain AdMech guy 04/05/10(Mon)01:10 No.8988357
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    >>8988337
    >:(
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)01:11 No.8988358
    rolled 64 = 64

    >>8988327
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)01:11 No.8988360
    rolled 59 = 59

    >>8988327
    Rolling
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)01:11 No.8988367
    >>8988339
    "so you saw avitar? what are you a furfag?"
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 04/05/10(Mon)01:12 No.8988383
    >>8988337

    Oh, man...

    He lops off your left hand faster than you can see him move. Moving back out of reach, he chuckles. "I can take you apart, just like I did Fulgrim, Rachnus..."
    >> Rubric Marine !fQrRN.o0Zk 04/05/10(Mon)01:12 No.8988387
    >>8988337

    Oh fuck, why are we so bad at rolling?
    >> Captain AdMech guy 04/05/10(Mon)01:12 No.8988400
    >>8988383
    Bitch, I got another hand, you snakefucking bitch!

    And then smack him with the good hand.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)01:13 No.8988404
    >>8988383
    Pick up the hand and throw it at him.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)01:13 No.8988407
    >>8988383
    go back to your marines and converse, and ignore him it might work.
    >> Silchas Ruin !!YkfulRjm/Tb 04/05/10(Mon)01:13 No.8988409
    >>8988383

    Sure is taking the course of action that best fits the railroad in here, as opposed to the ignore/wait it out that everyone else wants.
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 04/05/10(Mon)01:13 No.8988412
    >>8988404

    ROLL FOR HANDTOSSING.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)01:13 No.8988413
    >>8988383
    IGNORE PAIN, THINK ABOUT POWEFIST REPLACEMENTS FOR LATER.

    we dont know about Fulgrim's situation IC, ask about it.

    "WHAT DO YOU MEAN, CHUCKLEFUCK?"
    >> Rubric Marine !fQrRN.o0Zk 04/05/10(Mon)01:13 No.8988417
    >>8988404

    This.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)01:14 No.8988424
    >>8988383
    >he chuckles. "I can take you apart, just like I did Fulgrim, Rachnus..."

    >Just like I did Fulgrim

    >Fulgrim

    lolwut
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)01:14 No.8988427
    rolled 3 = 3

    >>8988412
    ROLL WITH THE EMPRA
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)01:14 No.8988432
    rolled 10 = 10

    >>8988387
    D100's are cursed. Totally using a D20 when I do my thread.

    We trust in our mighty primarch blood to coagulate quickly and draw back to punch his smug face in with our completely overblown venom chainfist.
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 04/05/10(Mon)01:14 No.8988436
    >>8988409

    You're not going to be able to think him to death, no matter how many people like the idea.

    My apologies.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)01:15 No.8988446
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    >>8988427
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)01:15 No.8988452
    >>8988436
    >:(
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)01:15 No.8988455
    rolled 41 = 41

    >>8988387
    D100's are cursed. Totally using a D20 when I do my thread.

    We trust in our mighty primarch blood to coagulate quickly and draw back to punch his smug face in with our completely overblown venom chainfist.
    >> Ofdensen !!w6j1ULI0ay+ 04/05/10(Mon)01:15 No.8988456
    rolled 30 = 30

    >>8988427
    SUCK A DICK
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 04/05/10(Mon)01:16 No.8988471
    >>8988427

    Your hand hits him smack in the face, knocking him backwards as the chainfist revves to life, cutting into his flesh.

    MOVE QUICKLY.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)01:17 No.8988480
    rolled 40 = 40

    >>8988455
    Shit, double post.

    Anyway, Totally drill him in the face with our remaining hand. Come back for a combo with our stump.
    >> Silchas Ruin !!YkfulRjm/Tb 04/05/10(Mon)01:17 No.8988487
    >>8988471

    Inquiry about how our Null presence affects/has no affect on him now that we are in close quarters.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)01:17 No.8988491
    >>8988471
    UPPERCUT UPPERCUT ITS AWWWWWIGHT.
    >> Captain AdMech guy 04/05/10(Mon)01:18 No.8988502
    >>8988471
    INSERT POWERCLAW INTO CHEST

    LAUGH AT THAT SILLY BITCH THOUGHT CUTTING A HAND OFF WOULD STOP HIM

    ORDER THE MEN TO FUCK EVERYTHING'S SHIT UP WHILE HE'S DOWN.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)01:18 No.8988508
    >>8988471
    BONE CRUSHING T-BAG TO THE FACE
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)01:18 No.8988520
    rolled 74 = 74

    >>8988471
    STUMP COMBO FOR THE EMPRAH.

    IF HE TRIES TO RECOVER, BITE OFF HIS GODDAMN HAND.
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 04/05/10(Mon)01:19 No.8988523
    >>8988487

    This is perhaps the one spot in all of existence where he is at his most powerful. Your Null powers are more an annoyance than a weapon here.

    >>8988491

    ROLL IT
    >> Captain AdMech guy 04/05/10(Mon)01:19 No.8988529
    >>8988502
    STOP YOU, I MEAN
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)01:19 No.8988532
    rolled 18 = 18

    >>8988520
    FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKK
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)01:19 No.8988539
    rolled 10 = 10

    >>8988523
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)01:20 No.8988543
    rolled 30 = 30

    >>8988523
    4 TEH EMPRAH
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)01:20 No.8988546
    rolled 69 = 69

    >>8988523
    FINISH HIM
    >> Captain AdMech guy 04/05/10(Mon)01:21 No.8988567
    >>8988523
    ROLLING

    OMNISSIAH BLESS THIS RNG.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)01:21 No.8988573
    rolled 29 = 29

    >>8988539
    FUCK YES A TEN ROLL UPPERCUT.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)01:21 No.8988583
    rolled 65 = 65

    >>8988567
    we got a 10 already
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 04/05/10(Mon)01:21 No.8988587
    >>8988539

    Your stump contacts with his jaw, and he goes flying backwards, onto his throne. Pulling the chainfist off his face, you can barely make out his features.

    "I reduced your brother to nothing Primarch, I can do the same to you!" The creature shrieks, lunging forward at you.
    >> Captain AdMech guy 04/05/10(Mon)01:22 No.8988603
    >>8988587
    AND I'LL DO THE SAME TO YOU!

    fucking disembowel his daemonic ass.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)01:23 No.8988609
    >>8988587
    counter his lunge with your other hand, and kick him in the groin with your leg.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)01:23 No.8988610
    >>8988587
    FOLLOW THROUGH WITH THE OTHER CHAINFIST, NAIL HIM IN THE FACE USING BOTH YOURS AND HIS MOMENTUM.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)01:23 No.8988614
    rolled 50 = 50

    >>8988587
    Punch him in mid-air, destroy, destroy!
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)01:24 No.8988615
    CUT OFF HIS HAND, KEEP THEM BOTH AS TROPHIES
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 04/05/10(Mon)01:24 No.8988617
    >>8988603

    ROLL EET
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)01:24 No.8988626
    rolled 62 = 62

    >>8988587
    HEADBUTT HIM IN HIS STUPID LYING MOUTH. IT'S THE ONLY WAY.

    ROLLAN'.
    >> Silchas Ruin !!YkfulRjm/Tb 04/05/10(Mon)01:24 No.8988627
    >>8988587

    Be wary of his ninja scimitar faggotry while looking to land another blow like the punch to his face. Hopefully having your face sawed up will have reduced his speed/co-ordination.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)01:24 No.8988631
    rolled 16 = 16

    >>8988617
    PRAISE THE EMPEROR
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)01:25 No.8988635
    rolled 4 = 4

    >>8988617
    >> Captain AdMech guy 04/05/10(Mon)01:25 No.8988640
    >>8988631
    PRAISE THE OMNISSIAH
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)01:25 No.8988641
    >>8988631
    GLORIOUS.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)01:25 No.8988646
    >>8988631
    FUCKING WIN
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)01:26 No.8988649
    >>8988631
    Shit, you got in my way of my 4 with your weak ass 16 you useless chucklefuck!
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)01:26 No.8988651
    rolled 96 = 96

    >>8988631
    >Rolled 16=16

    Fuck yes.
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 04/05/10(Mon)01:26 No.8988661
    >>8988631

    As he lunges forward, you duck, driving your fist up into where you anticipate his chest to be - And connect. The chainfist drills right through his body, all the way down to the tip of his tail, as he lands on the ground, gasping.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)01:26 No.8988663
    >>8988587
    disarm/disable/immobilize.

    Carry out.

    Save Fulgrim. This obviously isn't him in control here. (Fulgrim might have been a bit weird, but at least he knew how to use first person.)
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)01:27 No.8988672
    >>8988661
    dont give him a chance to recover curb stomp his ass
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)01:27 No.8988678
    >>8988661
    >Mortal Kombat voice

    FINISH HIM.
    >> Captain AdMech guy 04/05/10(Mon)01:27 No.8988680
    >>8988661
    Had enough yet, bitch?

    However, >>8988663 is right. He might be a dick, but a dick who remembered, you know, first person and shit.
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 04/05/10(Mon)01:29 No.8988694
    >>8988663
    >>8988672
    >>8988678
    >>8988680

    Need a tiebreaker.
    >> Silchas Ruin !!YkfulRjm/Tb 04/05/10(Mon)01:29 No.8988703
    >>8988661

    Go in for a killing blow, while being mindful of faked weakness or other cliche shit Chaos would pull
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)01:29 No.8988704
    CARRY HIM OUT
    >> Captain AdMech guy 04/05/10(Mon)01:29 No.8988709
    >>8988694
    Do both: Reach in and pull that daemon right out of him- this is the Eye of Terror, shit is so fucked up IT MIGHT JUST WORK.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)01:29 No.8988710
    >>8988694
    KURB STOMP
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)01:29 No.8988711
    save his soul
    Jesus style
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)01:29 No.8988712
    rolled 4 = 4

    >>8988680
    Good point.

    Cut all his arms off. Sew his lips shut, and drag him out of there. The Apothecaries can take care of him after we drive that stupid daemon out of him.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)01:31 No.8988722
    >>8988709
    ALSO AWESOME
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)01:31 No.8988729
    >>8988709
    THIS
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)01:32 No.8988740
    rolled 25 = 25

    >>8988709
    Reach in with the stump of our severed arm. The Daemon is held in our spectral null-hand.

    We ignore IT to death.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)01:32 No.8988753
    >>8988740
    THIS A THOUSAND TIMES THIS
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 04/05/10(Mon)01:32 No.8988754
    >>8988712

    As he lies on the floor, gurgling Emperor-knows-what, you lay a hand on him. The area beneath your palm immediately begins to burn, and the fire quickly spreads to the rest of his body.

    "I'll be back... And I'm taking Fulgrim with me." The creature hisses, rapidly immolating itself.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)01:34 No.8988773
    >>8988651
    STOP. ROLLING.

    Also autosage.

    I hope we save Fulgrim?
    >> Captain AdMech guy 04/05/10(Mon)01:34 No.8988774
    >>8988754
    OH NO YOU DON'T, MAGGOT.

    INVOKE DAD'S NAME, CAST THE DAEMON OUT
    >> Silchas Ruin !!YkfulRjm/Tb 04/05/10(Mon)01:34 No.8988783
    >>8988754

    Although saving Fulgrim would be nice, if it's trying to get away, attempt to kill it in any way possible. Null overload in its weakened state or something.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)01:35 No.8988793
    rolled 66 = 66

    >>8988754
    Rolling to see if the Daemon IMMEDIATELY runs into Gork and Mork, who start chasing it around.

    Also, let's get out of here, with Fulgrim dead this place has no value anymore, and will probably start exploding.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)01:35 No.8988796
    >>8988754
    grab him with your nulhand, and prevent the deamon from leaving with fulgrim
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)01:36 No.8988808
    Headbutt the Daemon to death.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)01:36 No.8988809
    >>8988793

    Or at least collapsing. Getting burried in a thousand tons of slaaneshi flesh is probably not a good idea, power armor and null field or no.
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 04/05/10(Mon)01:37 No.8988825
    >>8988774
    >>8988783
    >>8988793
    >>8988796

    As the body burns to cinders, you can hear a faint noise... You recognize the voice. It's Fulgrim's.

    "I'm sorry..."

    The voice fades into the sound of the burning corpse.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)01:38 No.8988836
    >>8988825
    NO YOU FAGGOT
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)01:38 No.8988843
    >>8988825
    That's... really...

    CHAOS IS FUCKING WITH US
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)01:39 No.8988858
    >>8988825
    I don't know if we were just trolled or what, and that annoys the hell out of me.

    Grab our severed hand for later reattachment before leaving.
    >> Captain AdMech guy 04/05/10(Mon)01:39 No.8988859
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    >>8988825
    FUCKING CHAOS.

    INITIATE SINGLE MANLY TEAR.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)01:39 No.8988865
    That's it. We're fucking pissed at that daemon, this planet, Slaanesh, and at Chaos in general.

    Find a way to blast this planet to pieces.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)01:39 No.8988868
    RAGE AT THE GODDAMN WARP.

    RAGE HARDER THAN WE HAVE EVER RAGED BEFORE. RAGE STRAIGHT TO ORBIT.

    BLAST A HOLE STRAIGHT THROUGH THE WARP THAN NOTHING CAN EVER LIVE IN AGAIN.
    >> Silchas Ruin !!YkfulRjm/Tb 04/05/10(Mon)01:40 No.8988873
    >>8988825

    Single manly tear, grab hand. Return to orbit and burn the planet.

    Burn it all.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)01:41 No.8988895
    >>8988873
    this. if this is the fuckers place of power, deny it of him
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 04/05/10(Mon)01:42 No.8988898
    >>8988873

    So it shall be.

    You destroy the world from orbit, unsure of what to tell your brothers. When informed of your hand issues (Which the Apothecaries say they can't reattach, although they can fix the armor), Vulkan offers to craft you something himself to replace it.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)01:42 No.8988900
    >>8988868
    This.


    Leave. Take our dead, loot the armor off all bodies. Nobody is to know WE were the ones who did this.


    Then get some nova cannons and blow this bullshit the fuck up.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)01:42 No.8988912
    >>8988895
    agreed start placing explosives
    >> Captain AdMech guy 04/05/10(Mon)01:42 No.8988918
    >>8988898
    Fuckin' sweet.

    Get him to make it, he knows what he's doing.

    Aldo, go baw with Alpharius.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)01:43 No.8988923
    >>8988895
    Make sure that not a single chaos marine escapes. If that bastard wants to rebuild his power base, make him WORK for it.

    Make sure that the others know Fulgrim isn't in control, and that he's sorry.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)01:44 No.8988955
    >>8988898
    Tell him to make us a robot hand shaped like a spider, that shoots Sandleg venom.
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 04/05/10(Mon)01:45 No.8988960
    >>8988923

    They all seem shocked. All these years, and it wasn't even Fulgrim that dealt the killing blow...
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)01:45 No.8988974
    >>8988898
    how about a chain fist that has flamer nozzles on it
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)01:47 No.8989002
    >>8988960
    so now what
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)01:48 No.8989017
    >>8988960
    Have him make you a giant power-drill hand.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)01:49 No.8989047
    >>8988960
    So... That happened.

    I guess we should go make sure the World Eaters didn't blow up our planet or something... Maybe get some fried chicken.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)01:50 No.8989056
    >>8988960
    try to steer them towards a renewed drive to kill/redeem our other fallen brothers, If Fulgrim is possesed and therefore redeemable, there may still be hope for the others. We shall re-unite our brothers as best as possible and rectify Horus' moment of weakness with such extreme prejudice that the Eye itself will collapse in upon itself taking with it every single tainted soul and every spec of tainted matter so that all that remains is our fortress there
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 04/05/10(Mon)01:50 No.8989057
    >>8989002

    Quest's over, at least with me as DM.

    Your fleet returns to Maloris, and Vulkan crafts you a replacement hand for the one you lost. You, Russ, Vulkan and Corax continue to bust Chaos' balls in the Eye.

    It's been a pleasure DMing for you all, I've enjoyed this quest immensely.
    >> Captain AdMech guy 04/05/10(Mon)01:50 No.8989062
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    >>8989002
    Now, we find Perturabo, Angron, Mortarion, Magnus the Red, and Lorgar.

    AND KILL THEM TO DEATH.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)01:51 No.8989086
    >>8989057
    thanks man. You do know that /tg/ cannon is gonna have a field-day with this now... right?
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)01:51 No.8989094
    Eh. Kind of cool I guess. It seemed to run out of steam a little toward the end though.

    I'm going to start Tlaloc quest soon. Any votes as to when I should do it, or suggestions in general?
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 04/05/10(Mon)01:53 No.8989120
    >>8989086

    I wouldn't have it any other way.

    Kind of unfortunate that the quest never covered that Council of Nikaea or whatever it was where they decided to outlaw sorcery, but meh.

    Tlaloc-Quest Guy, I hope to see you starting up in the near future. You know I'll be there.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)01:56 No.8989176
    I may feature the Council of Nikaea event in my quest. Feel free to chime in as Rachnus if I do.
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 04/05/10(Mon)01:58 No.8989204
    >>8989176

    ... I think I will.

    Keep an eye out for Rachnus !XGZ8nDwSYI.
    >> An Aztec Writefag 04/05/10(Mon)01:58 No.8989211
    Just for the quest thread, I'll be using this name, so keep an eagle eye out for it.
    >> Rachnus !XGZ8nDwSYI 04/05/10(Mon)01:59 No.8989232
    >>8989211

    Will do.



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