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    236 KB ZOP !IfkYPILj/. 04/11/10(Sun)21:02 No.9135028  
    Quest time! To make a choice, there has to be a majority vote of at least four. If there's a dice roll needed (normally d4 or d10), the first one to roll counts. That's it.
    -
    You are a Derpuhpus, the most majestic cephalopod of all. Well, not really, 'cause you derp about most of the time.

    Your Current Stats:
    22 HP
    7' Length
    Six Arms
    Serrated Beak (2d4 Damage)
    Two Hooked Tentacles (1d4 Damage)
    Pheromones (Appeasement)
    Colour Vision
    Bioelectricity (Blindsense, Shock for 1d4 Damage)
    Watertight Skin

    Crab Stats:
    2' Wide
    Four Pincers
    Transparency (Nearly Invisible)

    Fourty-four Derpuhpi and now sixty crabs. Will you go to land? Or will you deal with the hagfish and scorpions in the stromatolite maze?
    >> Anonymous 04/11/10(Sun)21:04 No.9135074
    Destroy the hagfish I says.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/10(Sun)21:04 No.9135077
    >>9135028
    DEAL WITH UNDERWATER RESISTANCE, THEN GO ON LAND TO JAPAN AND CORNER THE MARKET ON DERPUS TENTACLE PORN
    >> Anonymous 04/11/10(Sun)21:05 No.9135079
    To the stromatolites! Form an alliance with the scorpions!
    >> Anonymous 04/11/10(Sun)21:05 No.9135089
    1) Alliance scorpions, slay hagfish
    2) Acquire coconuts and bitches
    >> Anonymous 04/11/10(Sun)21:06 No.9135103
    Get a scorpion attracted/ganked and brought to me, kill that faggot and steal it's powers.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/10(Sun)21:06 No.9135120
    Why do we need to land in the first place? Why not just be the mighty kraken, the ruller of the sea?
    >> Anonymous 04/11/10(Sun)21:07 No.9135130
    Kill the hagfish
    >> Anonymous 04/11/10(Sun)21:07 No.9135148
    >>9135120
    Why do we need to stay in the ocean? Why not just be Might Kraken, slayer of hymens?
    >> ZOP !IfkYPILj/. 04/11/10(Sun)21:09 No.9135174
    You call to ten of your siblings by way of your clacking beak. Each bears a crab atop their body, an invisible ally armed with a tiny harpoon. You motion to the stromatolites, and they follow you after seeing the crabs' scribbles.

    The maze is much larger than you thought. Along the bottom, between the rocky growths are the scorpions, brawling at intersections and dueling over dead hagfish that they stung to death. They ignore you completely. The jerks.
    >> Kaos Machina !xSZBqZMT.M 04/11/10(Sun)21:10 No.9135194
    >>9135174
    STEALTH CRAP HARPOONS
    >> Anonymous 04/11/10(Sun)21:10 No.9135201
    Send crab diplomats to the scorpions,
    if they refuse: Slay the hagfish and see if they reconsider

    if they accept: slay hagfish and storm the beaches afterwards
    >> Anonymous 04/11/10(Sun)21:10 No.9135213
    >>9135201
    WIN-WIN SITUATION
    >> Alpharius 04/11/10(Sun)21:11 No.9135226
    >>9135174
    Shout at them with our electrically magnified voice.

    Politely ask what has gone on.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/10(Sun)21:12 No.9135240
    >>9135174
    Use electric shock to gain their attention, then attempt to alliance-ify the scorpions
    >> ZOP !IfkYPILj/. 04/11/10(Sun)21:12 No.9135242
    >>9135226
    Your electric organs at this point lack fine communication skills. At best, you can convey basic emotions amongst your own species.
    >> Alpharius 04/11/10(Sun)21:13 No.9135270
    >>9135242
    Curses. We attack a nearby hagfish and wait for the scorpions to react.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/10(Sun)21:14 No.9135283
    >>9135242
    Okay, show them our kickass shield, and point at hagfish. That should say, "Hey, we'll kill hagfish, we're awesome, be our friends."
    >> ZOP !IfkYPILj/. 04/11/10(Sun)21:17 No.9135343
    Being a burly bunch, the scorpions express themselves through grappling duels. You take stock of this obsession with brute strength and notice a hagfish swimming nearby. Three feet long, it bears a bulge running along either side, its barbels each two feet long.

    A strange aroma wafts forth from it upon the currents. How will you attack it? Your ten siblings and their crab-helms seem eager to please you.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/10(Sun)21:18 No.9135356
    >>9135343
    Perforate it with crab-harpoons. If they haven't noticed the crabs, this should awe the scorpions quite a bit.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/10(Sun)21:18 No.9135357
    >>9135343
    KICK ITS ASS IS HOW
    >> Alpharius 04/11/10(Sun)21:18 No.9135363
    >>9135343
    Hagfish are well known for their slime and may even be our betters at grappling. We should seek to perforate them. Only when their slime is broken may we use our electrical attack.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/10(Sun)21:19 No.9135373
    >>9135343
    Attack the hagfish from behind, chomp off its head with our beak
    >> Anonymous 04/11/10(Sun)21:19 No.9135375
    >>9135343

    Kick ass, take names, absorb powers.
    >> Kaos Machina !xSZBqZMT.M 04/11/10(Sun)21:20 No.9135394
    >>9135356
    THIS. Even better if we convince them that they're MIND HARPOONS.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/10(Sun)21:20 No.9135408
    Holy shit guys, we're Kirby.

    The first thing we ever ate was a whale, and we kept getting larger and larger.

    Than we ate something with pheromones, got them. Etc.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/10(Sun)21:20 No.9135413
    Slap our hooked tentacles into the hagfish's side and then reel them in and take a bite.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/10(Sun)21:20 No.9135418
    >>9135363

    True, let's use the hooked tentacles and stabcrabs to deal with it. Getting some slime in the beak would be disgusting at best, and could potentially make us lose this fight.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/10(Sun)21:20 No.9135419
    >>9135356
    that
    >> Anonymous 04/11/10(Sun)21:21 No.9135422
    oh shit new thread

    how long have I not known about this
    >> Anonymous 04/11/10(Sun)21:21 No.9135426
    >>9135408
    so if we eat rocks, we'll get armor?
    >> Anonymous 04/11/10(Sun)21:21 No.9135429
    >>9135343
    Surround the hagfish and then joint-strike bioelectric shock.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/10(Sun)21:21 No.9135436
    >>9135422
    19 minutes.
    >> Alpharius 04/11/10(Sun)21:21 No.9135437
    >>9135394
    MIIIND BOOLETS
    >> ZOP !IfkYPILj/. 04/11/10(Sun)21:23 No.9135463
    Your group swim nonchalantly over the idiot hagfish.

    Derp derp derpy doo...

    Then all eleven of your crab-helms drop down and begin laying into the guffawing hagfish with their harpoons. Oily blood fills the water as every Derpuhpus and crab present feasts upon the body. The bulges were full of tasty pheromone sacs.

    You and your crabs can now turn enemies away with a foul odour!

    The scorpions look up and stare in awe. The crabs - unseen - paddle their way back up onto your bodies. You swim closer to the scorpions, all of whom back away and lower their pincers in deference.
    >> Alpharius 04/11/10(Sun)21:24 No.9135484
    >>9135463
    Glare imperiously with our huge derpy eyes, and offer to help the scorpions exterminate the hagfish once and for all, in exchange for their fealty as warriors.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/10(Sun)21:25 No.9135493
    >>9135463
    Extend one regal tentacle of acceptance.
    >> Kaos Machina !xSZBqZMT.M 04/11/10(Sun)21:25 No.9135498
    >>9135463
    If they will follow us, WE WILL INVADE THE SURFACE WORLD.
    ...If they can go up to the Surface World.
    STAGE WORLDWIDE HOSTILE TAKEOVER.
    >> ZOP !IfkYPILj/. 04/11/10(Sun)21:26 No.9135511
    IMPORTANT NOTE:
    Besides eating stuff, doing particular actions will grant you traits. Such as going on land, which will happen after this maze bit.

    You have the scorpions' attention, but a long shadow looms overhead before disappearing. Other hagfish with pheromone sacs swim by, guffawing as they bump into one another.
    >> Kaos Machina !xSZBqZMT.M 04/11/10(Sun)21:26 No.9135512
    >>9135484
    Durp. Right. Kill hagfish first.
    >> Alpharius 04/11/10(Sun)21:27 No.9135536
    >>9135511
    FUKKIN HAGFISH KILL THEY ASS.


    Wonder what that big thing was?

    Hmm. I'm sure it wasn't important.
    >> ZOP !IfkYPILj/. 04/11/10(Sun)21:28 No.9135556
    The long shadow drifts here and there, but you can't seem to find the owner before it slips around a stromatolite.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/10(Sun)21:28 No.9135557
    >>9135498
    We can't just blitzkrieg the landworld, though. We have to surreptitiously take over a society, and move on. Otherwise, their advanced technology could totally overwhelm us. Think about vandalizing wikipedia. If you do small edits over time, there's a better chance of one of Green Day's songs being "List of sexually active popes" actually taking root. If you go apeshit over it, everyone will notice and just lock and revert the page.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/10(Sun)21:30 No.9135597
    >>9135511
    Coordinated bioelectric attacks are the key to victory! When outnumbered like this, killing without contact will keep them at a distance and dwindle their morale.
    >> Alpharius 04/11/10(Sun)21:30 No.9135598
    Destroy the hagfish. Whatever that thing is, we can better prepare for it by eating everything in sight and gaining it's powers.
    >> ZOP !IfkYPILj/. 04/11/10(Sun)21:31 No.9135610
    The scorpions won't budge an inch, now that they've seen the shadow. Their compound eyes hidden behind shaking pincers, they hide in the dark. Since you can't get them back out, you'll have to find the owner of the shadow.
    >> Kaos Machina !xSZBqZMT.M 04/11/10(Sun)21:31 No.9135614
    >>9135597
    Fine. This.
    >> Alpharius 04/11/10(Sun)21:32 No.9135625
    >>9135610
    Strategically array our brethren and send out invisible crab spies.

    When the shadow passes near, have the crabs signal, and then when it comes close enough, ZAP THE FUCK OUT OF IT.
    >> ZOP !IfkYPILj/. 04/11/10(Sun)21:32 No.9135628
    >>9135598
    Remember, the shadow was long. Just like the hagfish. And all of the hagfish in the maze are alike in their abilities.
    >> Alpharius 04/11/10(Sun)21:33 No.9135653
    >>9135628
    IT'S THE KING HAGFISH. IT MUST DIE.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/10(Sun)21:33 No.9135656
    >>9135628
    Yeah, but the hagfish are retarded. We don't really need to worry about them, unless this thing is some kind of Ur-hagfish.
    OH GOD.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/10(Sun)21:34 No.9135664
    EVOLVE PSYCHIC POWERS
    BECOME THE DERPTHULU
    >> ZOP !IfkYPILj/. 04/11/10(Sun)21:35 No.9135675
    >>9135664
    No psionics, I'm afraid. Except for precognition, but that's a very special case.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/10(Sun)21:36 No.9135692
    >>9135675
    Damn. Well then
    EVOLVE BIOELECTRICITY
    BECOME THE DERPACHU
    >> Anonymous 04/11/10(Sun)21:36 No.9135694
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    >> Alpharius 04/11/10(Sun)21:36 No.9135695
    >>9135656
    That IS scarier than it should be.
    >> Alpharius 04/11/10(Sun)21:37 No.9135712
    >>9135692
    That too is frightening.
    >> ZOP !IfkYPILj/. 04/11/10(Sun)21:38 No.9135727
    The crabs are sent to the top of the maze to keep watch for the shadow's owner. You can detect the crabs with your electric sense. Your kin wait close to the crabs.

    A low rumble works it way through the maze, sending twenty stranger derpuhpi darting out of the maze and somewhere near your mangrove abode. That rumble carries a familiar sound.

    "HEE-EE-EEY NYUKKUH, GAWD SUMMA DAT WHALE ON YA..."
    >> Anonymous 04/11/10(Sun)21:39 No.9135749
    KILL FRENZY

    Also, I still say the surface is smalltime, we should be sinking ships as THE KRAKEN, not strolling around on a beach.
    >> Kaos Machina !xSZBqZMT.M 04/11/10(Sun)21:40 No.9135759
    >>9135727
    HAGFISH
    KILL IT
    SHOCK IT FIRST, THEN TAKE OUT ITS EYES, THEN FINISH IT OFF
    >> ZOP !IfkYPILj/. 04/11/10(Sun)21:40 No.9135762
    >>9135749
    Nothing had more advanced tools than certain molluscs nearby, and even then, their toolset consists of flint and wood.
    >> Alpharius 04/11/10(Sun)21:40 No.9135772
    >>9135727
    PROTECT THE HOMELAND.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/10(Sun)21:40 No.9135773
    >>9135727
    Sup, nigga? There's plenty of whale on shore, you should go there.

    (This thing can't go on land, can it? I'm counting on trapping it's dumb ass on the beach)
    >> ZOP !IfkYPILj/. 04/11/10(Sun)21:41 No.9135793
    >>9135773
    It's purely aquatic. Also, it's language is really only intelligible to other hagfish.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/10(Sun)21:42 No.9135803
    >>9135793
    So, trapping it's a no-go?
    >> Anonymous 04/11/10(Sun)21:45 No.9135876
    I guess we just outnumber and shock the fuck out of it, then.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/10(Sun)21:46 No.9135886
    Round up the mystery derpuhpi, show them to our cave to protect them, and kill the hagfish!
    >> Anonymous 04/11/10(Sun)21:47 No.9135914
    >>9135876
    ZERRRRG RUUUUUUUSH
    >> Anonymous 04/11/10(Sun)21:47 No.9135915
    Have the crabs jump onto the hagfish, using their mega claw attacks and spears. Have the young derp fish grapple the hagfish and use shock attack. We go for its face with our beak
    >> Alpharius 04/11/10(Sun)21:47 No.9135917
    Stab it with our makeshift spears and use them to conduct our bioelectricity into it's organs.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/10(Sun)21:48 No.9135928
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    >> ZOP !IfkYPILj/. 04/11/10(Sun)21:50 No.9135962
    >>9135803
    You could try, but this thing...

    The shadow's owner appears close by, according to the frantic waving of two of the crabs. At this, your group springs into action.

    Holy shit, it's huge. And purple. Ten feet long and one thick, it's an Ur-Hagfish, its barbels three feet long. The bulge running along either side pulsate and shudder, sending a nasty odour into the water. Its rasping tongue flicks about its gaping maw. Oddly enough, its eyes are well-developed pinhole-types.

    HEAVEN OR HELL, LET'S DERP

    Ur-Hagfish
    26 HP
    Tongue (1d4)
    Thrash About (3d4)

    Derpuhpus
    22 HP
    Derpserker Attack (Use Every Available Attack Simultaneously, Lose Following Turn)

    Crab
    10 HP
    Harpoon (1d4)

    How will you attack this thing?
    >> Anonymous 04/11/10(Sun)21:51 No.9135993
    4 Beak attacks, followed by a Derpzerk.
    >> ZOP !IfkYPILj/. 04/11/10(Sun)21:52 No.9136002
    >>9135962
    Derpuhpus Attacks:
    Serrated Beak (2d4)
    Two Hooked Tentacles (1d4)
    Bioelectricity Shock (1d4)
    >> Anonymous 04/11/10(Sun)21:52 No.9136005
    >>9135962
    Everyone DERPSERKER AT ONCE
    Crabs harpoon
    >> Anonymous 04/11/10(Sun)21:52 No.9136007
    >>9135962
    What are the stats on our attacks? We have at least a bite, tentacle whip, and shock. How many derpahpi are with us?
    >> Alpharius 04/11/10(Sun)21:53 No.9136012
    >>9135962
    Craps leap out and stab it with harpoons, we pump as much bioelectricity as we can into it.
    >> ZOP !IfkYPILj/. 04/11/10(Sun)21:53 No.9136014
    >>9136007
    You've good 11 derpuhpi with you.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/10(Sun)21:53 No.9136015
    >>9136005
    This
    >> Anonymous 04/11/10(Sun)21:53 No.9136019
    >>9135962
    eat it's face.
    >> Superdouche !!q9T0Z/wGJO3 04/11/10(Sun)21:54 No.9136035
    ALL DURPOPODS, DERPSERKER ATTACK, CRABS, JUST KEEP HARPOONING.

    With any luck we'll be able to take it out in one round.

    We have what? 2d4+1d4+1d4+1d4 per derpopod?

    From the beak, 2 hooks, and electricity?

    That's an average of what? Ten damage per derpopod? and aren't there like 10 of us? Just swarm the mofuckah.
    >> ZOP !IfkYPILj/. 04/11/10(Sun)21:54 No.9136040
    >>9136014
    *got

    I am le tired. But I'm having fun!
    >> Anonymous 04/11/10(Sun)21:54 No.9136041
    >>9135962
    Use 1/2 DERPS to ELECTROCUTE it, use other half to STAB IT IN THE EYES.
    CRABPOON IT TOO
    >> Anonymous 04/11/10(Sun)21:55 No.9136062
    >>9136035
    This. Better chance of killing it equals better chance of survival.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/10(Sun)21:55 No.9136068
    rolled 2, 1, 1, 2, 4, 3, 3, 1, 3, 3, 1 = 24

    >>9136041
    >> Anonymous 04/11/10(Sun)21:56 No.9136085
    >>9136035
    DURP, meant to link >>9136068
    >> ZOP !IfkYPILj/. 04/11/10(Sun)21:56 No.9136096
    The crabs take the initiative and leap onto the Ur-hagfish, harpoons slammed into its... slime?!

    The beast twirls through the water. "HAW HAW HAW, YEW NYUKKUHS, FO SHO REALLY?! NAW!"

    The crabs are forced to paddle away as the asshole thrashes about. Luckily, no one got hurt.

    The harpoons did nothing and the Ur-Hagfish still hasn't noticed you. A consensus on your derpuhpi method of attack?
    >> Anonymous 04/11/10(Sun)21:57 No.9136103
    crab stab, childerp do derpzerker, fatherderp go for the face
    >> Anonymous 04/11/10(Sun)21:57 No.9136117
    rolled 1, 1 = 2

    >>9135962
    Serrated beak
    >> Anonymous 04/11/10(Sun)21:58 No.9136134
    rolled 3, 2, 3, 2, 4, 2, 4, 3, 4, 3, 1, 4, 3, 2, 3, 1, 2, 4, 3, 3, 2, 4, 2, 2, 2 = 68

    >>9136096
    Derpserker barrage! 2d4 beak 2 x 1d4 tentacles 1d4 shock, times 11.
    That's 55d4.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/10(Sun)21:59 No.9136140
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    >> Anonymous 04/11/10(Sun)21:59 No.9136143
    >>9136117
    >2
    FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
    >> Anonymous 04/11/10(Sun)22:00 No.9136156
    >>9136134
    And THAT only rolled half the dice
    >> ZOP !IfkYPILj/. 04/11/10(Sun)22:00 No.9136159
    Only roll when I ask. I assume you've all decided on the massed derpserker then.

    Each derpuhpus can do a derpserker attack worth 4d4 damage total. Remember, both tentacles together count as one attack. 4 x 11 = 44. Oh wow.

    ROLL 44D4 NOW NOW NOW
    >> Anonymous 04/11/10(Sun)22:01 No.9136186
    rolled 1, 3, 4, 3, 1, 2, 4, 2, 2, 4, 2, 2, 1, 4, 2, 2, 1, 3, 3, 2, 4, 1, 4, 3, 1 = 61

    >>9136159
    >> Anonymous 04/11/10(Sun)22:02 No.9136200
    rolled 2, 4, 3, 4, 2, 1, 4, 1, 4, 1, 1, 1, 3, 2, 4, 3, 3, 3, 3, 4, 1, 1, 4, 3, 3 = 65

    >>9136159
    >> Anonymous 04/11/10(Sun)22:02 No.9136203
    IT CAN'T DO THAT, CAPTAIN! I'M GIVING HER ALL THE'S GOT, BUT IT'LL ONLY ROLL 25 DICE!
    >> Anonymous 04/11/10(Sun)22:02 No.9136209
    rolled 4, 1, 2, 4, 2, 1, 2, 3, 1, 3, 3, 3, 2, 1, 1, 3, 2, 3, 1, 1, 2, 4, 2, 3, 4 = 58

    >>9136159
    derp
    >> Anonymous 04/11/10(Sun)22:03 No.9136219
    It looks like it's only rolling a max of 25 dice.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/10(Sun)22:03 No.9136221
    rolled 2, 1, 4, 3, 2, 3, 1, 4, 3, 4, 2, 1, 3, 3, 4, 2, 4, 3, 1 = 50

    >>9136209
    + this derp
    >> Anonymous 04/11/10(Sun)22:03 No.9136225
    rolled 1, 3, 1, 1, 2, 1, 1, 2, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 4, 1, 4, 4, 3, 4, 4, 2, 1, 2, 1, 1 = 58

    DERP!
    >> Anonymous 04/11/10(Sun)22:03 No.9136229
    rolled 4, 4, 2, 4, 2, 3, 4, 2, 3, 1, 2, 4, 1, 2, 3, 2, 4, 4, 3, 3, 3, 3 = 63

    >>9136203
    Let's try something different then.
    FIRST HALF OF DICE
    22D4
    >> Anonymous 04/11/10(Sun)22:03 No.9136230
    >>9136203
    >>9136219
    Doesn't matter. Fagtron is dead in the water anyways.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/10(Sun)22:03 No.9136231
    >>9136221
    DERP 108 DERP
    >> Anonymous 04/11/10(Sun)22:04 No.9136243
    >>9136231
    NEVER DERPIN' MIND THEN
    >> Alpharius 04/11/10(Sun)22:04 No.9136247
    So I'm assuming the Ur-Hagfish is reduced to slurry and vapor.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/10(Sun)22:04 No.9136248
    rolled 2, 3, 4, 3, 2, 1, 1, 2, 1, 2, 4, 4, 4, 2, 1, 4, 3, 1, 2, 4, 3, 1 = 54

    roll 1
    >> Anonymous 04/11/10(Sun)22:05 No.9136252
    It can't possibly survive with only 26 health, you could roll 1's on every dice and still overkill it.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/10(Sun)22:05 No.9136258
    WE'RE ROLLING 44 DICE, FOR A MINIMUM OF 44 DAMAGE, AND AN AVERAGE OF 110.

    HE IS FUCKED.
    >> ZOP !IfkYPILj/. 04/11/10(Sun)22:05 No.9136260
    Oh to hell with it. Your entire group lets loose a concentrated voltage that sends cramps rocketing through the Ur-Hagfish. His loud cry of "OH SNIGGITY-SNAP" goes unheard as the eleven of you barrel through the foul smell and start your infighting.

    Tentacles and beaks lash in and out, ripping the slime away, then the skin, then the muscle. The other hagfish haul ass, terrified of their progenitor's slaughter. Immune to the turning pheromones, your kin cease your assault.

    The battle turned into a slaughter, the likes of which the uncivilized hagfish were not prepared for. The carcass drifts upon the current, heading straight for your mangrove abode.

    What next?
    >> Anonymous 04/11/10(Sun)22:05 No.9136265
    >>9136247
    RIP AND TEAR
    >> Anonymous 04/11/10(Sun)22:05 No.9136266
    rolled 4, 4, 3, 4, 4, 3, 3, 4, 4, 4, 2, 3, 4, 4, 2, 2, 2, 1, 1, 2, 2, 1 = 63

    ROLLIN#2
    >> ZOP !IfkYPILj/. 04/11/10(Sun)22:06 No.9136281
    I'm seriously laughing my ass off right now. This is my first time running a quest, as you can tell.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/10(Sun)22:06 No.9136283
    >>9136260
    PARTY TIME!
    >> Alpharius 04/11/10(Sun)22:06 No.9136284
    >>9136260
    Destroy it before it stanks up our house.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/10(Sun)22:07 No.9136298
    >>9136260
    EAT THE UR-HAGFISH'S BODY
    ABSORB ITS SOUL ENERGY
    UPGRADE
    Also, this seems like a strange variation of E.V.O.: The Search For Eden.
    Just DERPier.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/10(Sun)22:08 No.9136312
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    >> Anonymous 04/11/10(Sun)22:08 No.9136319
    I'm thinking our plan might have just went bust. If our intent was to befriend the scorpions, we have seriously fucked up. We vaporized the largest hagfish, wish is drifting towards our house, and scared off the other hagfish. Remember what the scorpions eat to survive. Yeah.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/10(Sun)22:08 No.9136323
    >>9136260
    Tell everyone to enjoy their meal, and join them.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/10(Sun)22:08 No.9136326
    >>9136260
    Collect our army of scorpions, bring them to our mangrove fortress.
    Collect the hagfish corpse so it doesn't spread disease within our fortress.
    Investigate the newcomers we scared out of the maze
    Sex bitches
    Coconuts

    In that order
    >> Anonymous 04/11/10(Sun)22:10 No.9136343
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    Do this, but with Durpupi, crabs, and Scorpions.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/10(Sun)22:10 No.9136345
    >>9136260
    Drag the carcass to the feet of the scorpions. Hover above them and let them bask in our power. +1 species of serfs.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/10(Sun)22:10 No.9136349
    >>9136260
    Look to the scorpions and let them see what happens to those that oppose us. Shock the water around us and outstretch our tentacles and let them know they will be spared if they follow us to derpy glory.
    >> Alpharius 04/11/10(Sun)22:10 No.9136355
    >>9136326
    Second
    >> Anonymous 04/11/10(Sun)22:11 No.9136366
    Perhaps we could get a map too while we're at it? So we know how to build our defenses at the Fortress d' Mangrove
    >> Anonymous 04/11/10(Sun)22:11 No.9136376
    >>9136319

    simple, just tell them you will lead them to tastier prey.

    Since they have no food they must follow us or starve.

    they have no recourse, they know the derpapods army will annihilate them in a swarm of electrical potential.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/10(Sun)22:11 No.9136377
    >>9136326
    I'm going to assume coconuts is now a meme.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/10(Sun)22:12 No.9136384
    >>9136298
    LOL YES

    and Explosm's interactive comics.
    >> Alpharius 04/11/10(Sun)22:13 No.9136405
    >>9136377
    Nope. Not until we've forgotten where it originated.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/10(Sun)22:13 No.9136413
    >>9135727
    OH SHIT

    WHAT DID HE EVEN SAY

    IT'S SOME KIND OF MONSTER
    >> Anonymous 04/11/10(Sun)22:13 No.9136415
    >>9136377
    >I'm going to assume coconuts are delicious and taunting us

    FTFY
    >> Anonymous 04/11/10(Sun)22:14 No.9136446
    >>9136415
    OH GOD, THOSE SHADOWS
    GIANT COCONUT MONSTERS
    >> Anonymous 04/11/10(Sun)22:16 No.9136483
    >>9136377
    COCONUTS IS OUR END OBJECTIVE

    WHO CARES IF IT'S A MEME
    >> ZOP !IfkYPILj/. 04/11/10(Sun)22:17 No.9136486
    The scorpions come out of hiding and stare at the carcass arriving at the mangrove. They watch as your kin devour the thing; it seems the worst of the pheromones dissipated on the journey. Now the arthropods are looking up at you. You swim down to meet them.

    The burliest of them bows before you, pincers spread wide in supplication, sincere thanks for removing the smelly blight.

    They begin following you, thirty in all.

    "Scorpion" (A Strange Variation, Really):
    18 HP
    Colour Vision
    Six Legs
    Four Rough Claws (2d4, 1d4 per side)
    Venomous Sting (2d4)
    Watertight Skin

    As you lead them out of the maze, you notice the stranger derpuhpi have joined your kin in their feast. All twenty of the strangers are female!

    Mating time, derp/no?

    (From here on out, we'll drop the derpserker attack. That was funny as shit, but still...)
    >> Anonymous 04/11/10(Sun)22:18 No.9136507
    >>9136486

    Derp, of course.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/10(Sun)22:18 No.9136509
    >>9136486
    YES, CELEBRATORY SEXING!
    >> ZOP !IfkYPILj/. 04/11/10(Sun)22:18 No.9136511
    >>9136366
    I'll work on this. After this thread, I might be able to post a map to start off our next thread. Thank you for the idea!
    >> Anonymous 04/11/10(Sun)22:18 No.9136520
    >>9136486
    yeah, no more derpzerker.

    though, APPRAISE FEMALES. DO THEY HAVE OBVIOUS DEFORMITIES?

    IF NOT, DISTRIBUTE FEMALES AMONGST YOURSELF AND MALES.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/10(Sun)22:19 No.9136527
    Seriously, make sure you archive each leg of the quest. This shit it amazing.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/10(Sun)22:19 No.9136531
    it should be
    derp/herp
    derp
    >> Anonymous 04/11/10(Sun)22:19 No.9136532
    >>9136486

    Consume scorpion

    acquire poison sting.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/10(Sun)22:19 No.9136539
    >>9136486
    DERP
    >> Anonymous 04/11/10(Sun)22:20 No.9136557
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    >> Anonymous 04/11/10(Sun)22:21 No.9136568
    >>9136532
    I love Lamarck's theory of evolution.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/10(Sun)22:21 No.9136574
    >>9136539
    5 females for each Derpuhpus. We're, how many, 40?
    20 females, we'd mate, 40*5=200*(number of babies)[estimated]10=2000

    Feels good man.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/10(Sun)22:22 No.9136595
    >>9136574
    Sounds like it's time to raze that island.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/10(Sun)22:22 No.9136606
    >>9136568

    Theoretically in this ocean there should be a species which has a horrible manage of traits due to a diverse diet.

    Some kind of proto hydra omni creature.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/10(Sun)22:23 No.9136613
    >>9136096
    I read the Ur-Hagfish in this guy's voice.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/10(Sun)22:23 No.9136625
    >>9136606
    >Some kind of FINAL BOSS
    >> Anonymous 04/11/10(Sun)22:23 No.9136632
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    >>9136613
    Derp. Meant to use this picture
    >> Anonymous 04/11/10(Sun)22:24 No.9136645
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    >> Anonymous 04/11/10(Sun)22:24 No.9136655
    >>9136574
    Then let's BREED THE FUCK OUT OF THEM.
    ...wait.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/10(Sun)22:24 No.9136658
    (Rearchive these on sup/tg/ as well as the full size 4chan archive. you can use tags etc there) sage for unrelated
    >> Anonymous 04/11/10(Sun)22:25 No.9136668
    >>9136645
    We look FUCKING MAJESTIC.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/10(Sun)22:25 No.9136672
    >>9136632
    I went with Uncle Ruckus, but two octaves lower.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/10(Sun)22:26 No.9136684
    >>9136645
    WHY ARE WE NOT ON THE ISLAND ACQUIRING DELICIOUS COCONUTS

    MATE WITH THE WOMEN ALREADY, ACQUIRE COCONUT
    >> Anonymous 04/11/10(Sun)22:26 No.9136701
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    >>9136606

    Do go on...
    >> Alpharius 04/11/10(Sun)22:27 No.9136709
    I second surveying the females.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/10(Sun)22:27 No.9136713
    >>9136701
    DUMBASS.

    Why'd you evolve as a human instead of bird?
    >> Anonymous 04/11/10(Sun)23:12 No.9136744
    Survey females, sex the non failderp ones, acquire coconuts
    >> ZOP !IfkYPILj/. 04/11/10(Sun)23:13 No.9136753
    I'm terribly sorry, my computer just died on me for a moment.

    BOW CHIKKA DERP DERP ow my eye what the fuck mang

    Everyone got busy, and genetically speaking, everything is safe and sound.

    Choose two traits:
    Size, 9' (+4 HP)
    Pheromones, Dominate (Total loyalty, 'cause you smell so damn good)
    Crushing Beak (3d4 Damage)
    Wicked Hooks (2d4 Damage)
    Bioluminescence, Lure
    Cartilage Cage Skeleton (+4 HP)
    Ultraviolet Vision
    Bioelectricity (Intraspecies Communication and Chain (+1d4 per Individual Nearby))

    Mating with females from a different derpuhpus population introduces new and unexpected mutations.

    Roll 1d4 for one of the following traits:
    1- Turreted Eyes (Chameleon-like, can Attack 2 Enemies at Once)
    2- Eyestalks (Peer over Objects)
    3- Transparency and Photosynthesis (camouflage against foliage)
    4- Cubical Body (oh what the hell)
    >> Anonymous 04/11/10(Sun)23:14 No.9136761
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    >>9136606

    >some kind of proto hydra

    Oh god its hideous
    >> Anonymous 04/11/10(Sun)23:14 No.9136764
    >>9136753
    Size and Pheromones.
    >> ZOP !IfkYPILj/. 04/11/10(Sun)23:14 No.9136767
    >>9136632
    That's what I was aiming for. Stinkmeaner is fuckwin.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/10(Sun)23:15 No.9136770
    rolled 4 = 4

    >>9136753
    Please god 3 not 4.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/10(Sun)23:15 No.9136773
    rolled 3 = 3

    >>9136753
    >> Kaos Machina !xSZBqZMT.M 04/11/10(Sun)23:15 No.9136774
    >>9136753
    SIZE AND BIO ELECTRIC
    >> Anonymous 04/11/10(Sun)23:15 No.9136775
    rolled 1 = 1

    >>9136771
    >> Anonymous 04/11/10(Sun)23:16 No.9136778
    FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
    >> Anonymous 04/11/10(Sun)23:16 No.9136780
    rolled 4 = 4

    >>9136753
    >> ZOP !IfkYPILj/. 04/11/10(Sun)23:16 No.9136782
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    >>9136770
    DOHOHOHOHOHOHO
    >> Anonymous 04/11/10(Sun)23:16 No.9136783
    rolled 1 = 1

    Pheromones and bioelectric speak
    If we can talk, we can unite a massive army even sooner
    >> Anonymous 04/11/10(Sun)23:16 No.9136787
    rolled 3 = 3

    >>9136753

    Size & Bioelectric
    >> Anonymous 04/11/10(Sun)23:16 No.9136788
    our next generation is a fucking cube squid?

    Goddamnit. failgeneration.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/10(Sun)23:17 No.9136794
    >>9136770
    FFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
    >> ZOP !IfkYPILj/. 04/11/10(Sun)23:17 No.9136795
    Oh god, your offspring are a bunch of squishy cubes. Derp. Well, they fit the name DERPuhpus now.

    At least there are *some* advantages to this hankypanky parade.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/10(Sun)23:17 No.9136796
    >>9136753
    its cool mang, i think the servers went down for awhile there
    >> Anonymous 04/11/10(Sun)23:18 No.9136806
    >>9136795
    KILL THE OFFSPRING, TRY AGAIN

    CUBES, FO REAL?
    >> Anonymous 04/11/10(Sun)23:18 No.9136808
    I do not think a cube body would even work...
    >> Anonymous 04/11/10(Sun)23:19 No.9136813
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    >> Anonymous 04/11/10(Sun)23:20 No.9136825
    >>9136795
    >>9136806

    Wait, wait guys.

    Wait.

    We can stack ourselves now. We are more efficient for storage.
    >> ZOP !IfkYPILj/. 04/11/10(Sun)23:20 No.9136826
    >>9136825
    TOWER OF DERP
    >> Anonymous 04/11/10(Sun)23:21 No.9136836
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    >> Anonymous 04/11/10(Sun)23:21 No.9136837
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    >>9136808
    unless its like this
    >> Anonymous 04/11/10(Sun)23:21 No.9136838
    Bioluminescence and bioelectricity
    >> Anonymous 04/11/10(Sun)23:22 No.9136850
    >>9136826

    And we can lock ourselves together with our tentacles for stability.

    Let us combine our offspring into a mighty wall, that we may impose our rein onto the trade routes of the surface.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/10(Sun)23:22 No.9136851
    >>9136836
    I d'awwd, let's keep them!
    >> Anonymous 04/11/10(Sun)23:23 No.9136853
    >>9136836
    Put it so the one if the corners is he top at least that makes for some movement.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/10(Sun)23:23 No.9136862
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    You can now find Advice Derpuhpus over at meme generator.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/10(Sun)23:23 No.9136863
    BIOLIGHTS AND XRAY VISION!!
    >> Anonymous 04/11/10(Sun)23:24 No.9136864
    There's a species of Jellyfish that bands together to form huge rafts, making it more feasible for something to bump into at least on of them.

    Do that.
    >> ZOP !IfkYPILj/. 04/11/10(Sun)23:24 No.9136870
    Remember: if you want to get the coconuts, you'll need reach, whether it be through sheer size or stacking up.

    Now, try to come to a consensus on the two traits you want. Once we do that, I'll give the word to roll.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/10(Sun)23:25 No.9136877
    >>9136836

    That's actually a lot better for crab helmets. They have better fighting platforms from square, flat heads than previous types.

    EVOLUTION PREVAILS.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/10(Sun)23:25 No.9136887
    >>9136863
    wait, we can get xray vision?
    >> Anonymous 04/11/10(Sun)23:26 No.9136894
    >>9136870

    I think it would be against derplaw to not get size, the question is the other type of upgrade we want.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/10(Sun)23:26 No.9136896
    >>9136870
    Size and Pheromones.

    TRUST ME
    >> Kaos Machina !xSZBqZMT.M 04/11/10(Sun)23:26 No.9136902
    >>9136870
    Actually, Pheromones and Size.
    I KNOOW we are getting Size.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/10(Sun)23:27 No.9136905
    Pheremones and size thirded.
    >> ZOP !IfkYPILj/. 04/11/10(Sun)23:27 No.9136906
    >>9136887
    NEVER. Here are your stats, btw:

    Derpuhpus Stats:
    22 HP
    7' Long
    Two Hooked Tentacles (1d4)
    Six Arms
    Serrated Beak (2d4)
    Watertight Skin
    Colour Vision
    Pheromones (Appeasement, Turning)
    Bioelectricity (Blindsense and Shock 1d4)
    >> Anonymous 04/11/10(Sun)23:27 No.9136912
    >>9136864

    lets combine our freakish flattop children so the crabs have a massive floating platform with a flat top. They can throw their spears from it.

    A weapons platform.

    also, increase size acquire electricity chain.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/10(Sun)23:27 No.9136913
    Communcation and the Glow-light evolution.

    plz be glowing cube squids
    >> Anonymous 04/11/10(Sun)23:28 No.9136924
    >>9136912

    Inb4 flattop derpuhpi combine to create an aircraft carrier for crab planes to launch from.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/10(Sun)23:29 No.9136927
    Size and communication

    size for the size god
    communication for the communication throne
    >> Anonymous 04/11/10(Sun)23:30 No.9136938
    Size & Bioelectricity

    We are rapidly becoming a large army, we need to be able to communicate.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/10(Sun)23:30 No.9136944
    >>9136906
    Nine foot motherfucker with a crushing beak, I'm seconding being THE KRAKEN, wherever the fuck the other guy got to. In other news, I'm drunk and sunburned, woo!
    >> Anonymous 04/11/10(Sun)23:31 No.9136970
    >>9136913
    glowing box squid would be kind of neat actually
    >> Anonymous 04/11/10(Sun)23:33 No.9136997
    >>9136924

    All we need to do is communicate with the sea gulls.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/10(Sun)23:33 No.9136999
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    MS Paint anon here.

    I gotta go to bed. Thanks for letting me crap up your thread with scribbles!
    >> Kaos Machina !xSZBqZMT.M 04/11/10(Sun)23:34 No.9137021
    >>9136906
    Well, we need to MAKE SURE TO GET BIOELEC SPEAKING NEXT. FOSHO.
    Anyway, let's build up our resources a bit more, make sure there are NO more enemies that we might have to deal with. If there are, and we take the land just to lose the sea, then FAFDL:GDJLJSFL.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/10(Sun)23:35 No.9137023
    >>9136999
    That actually looks less like "sleepytime", and more like "HATERS GONNA HATE".
    >> ZOP !IfkYPILj/. 04/11/10(Sun)23:36 No.9137043
    Okay, I'll throw you guys a big bone. You're getting a size of ten feet, domination pheromones AND intraspecies bioelectric communication. I freaked the fuck out when the site went down and thought I had disappointed you all. But you've been great to me. Anyway...
    -
    A few generations have passed, and now Father Derpuhpus VI rules (you, in other words). Dead things wash up on shore and yet the crabs still can't get them, due to dark shapes floating down from high above and scaring them off.

    Here are your stats:
    Derpuhpus (Population):
    26 HP
    10'
    Two Hooked Tentacles (1d4)
    Six Arms
    Serrated Beak (2d4)
    Watertight Skin
    Colour Vision
    Pheromones (Appeasement, Turning, Domination)
    Bioelectricity (Blindsense, Shock 1d4, intraspecies communication)

    Crab (Population 80):
    10 HP
    2'
    Colour Vision
    Four Claws
    Six Legs
    Transparency
    Harpoon (1d4)

    Scorpion (Population 30):
    Colour Vision
    Four Rough Claws (2d4)
    Six Legs
    Venomous Sting (2d4)
    >> ZOP !IfkYPILj/. 04/11/10(Sun)23:37 No.9137054
    >>9136999
    Thank you for drawing for us!
    >> Kaos Machina !xSZBqZMT.M 04/11/10(Sun)23:38 No.9137070
    >>9137043
    We need to take the initiative and investigate those shadows. Pronto.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/10(Sun)23:38 No.9137075
    >>9137043
    are we all prepared to get our COCONUTS?

    are we forgetting any WATER AREAS?
    >> Captain Baha 04/11/10(Sun)23:38 No.9137089
    >>9137070
    Agreed.

    Let our mighty cubicness investigate the shadowy shapes. And then let us begin our invasion of the dry world.
    >> ZOP !IfkYPILj/. 04/11/10(Sun)23:39 No.9137093
    >>9137043
    Whoops, almost forgot:
    Derpuhpus population is at 40, due to... food management issues and opinions regarding calamari. The electrical communication only works between the derpuhpi and so doesn't extend to other species. You have developed a beak-clacking language for your crab/scorpion friends, however.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/10(Sun)23:39 No.9137109
    >>9137043
    Investigate what the dark shapes are, also, did we ever eat one of those fucking scorpions?
    >> Kaos Machina !xSZBqZMT.M 04/11/10(Sun)23:40 No.9137124
    >>9136999
    Sleep well!
    You earned it. Thanks.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/10(Sun)23:42 No.9137155
    >>9136999
    Good night, fellow anon.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/10(Sun)23:43 No.9137169
    >>9137109

    I don't think so, seeing as we lack poison sting.

    probably better for race relations anyway.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/10(Sun)23:44 No.9137180
    I think the consensus is this:

    check for any last-minute underwater threats to extinguish

    make way onto land

    ACQUIRE COCONUT
    >> Anonymous 04/11/10(Sun)23:44 No.9137191
    >>9137169
    Eat one of the motherfuckers right away, secretively at least.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/10(Sun)23:45 No.9137193
    >>9137043
    you haven't dissapointed us. 4chan dissapointed us.

    I was shocked and saddened when we were cut-off mid-quest.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/10(Sun)23:46 No.9137227
    >>9137193
    Me too.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/10(Sun)23:50 No.9137282
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    I suggest we build our fortress-state in such a manner as this.
    At the center we have our Derpcapital with the breeding tree, right next to it (the blue thing) is the mollusk shell statue from our first conquest. Then a circle of kelp forest with little crab huts. Surrounded by a ring of rocks for the scorpions.

    This way, invaders must first fight the scorpions, then penetrate the ninjacrab forest and then finally assault the main population of deadly derpuhpii
    >> Anonymous 04/11/10(Sun)23:50 No.9137293
    >>9137193

    You know whose responsible for this right?
    Spammers.
    >> ZOP !IfkYPILj/. 04/11/10(Sun)23:50 No.9137294
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    >>9137075
    You haven't forgotten any water areas. You'll always be able to return to the water. So long as you remain grounded, that is.
    -
    Your scorpion friends have built up the sandbar on the western side of your abode. Right now, the sandbar is six feet above the sea's surface and two hundred feet long, in the shape of a crescent. The mangrove is thirty feet tall and its canopy is sixty broad. The two little islands it sits between are about twenty feet across and three above the sea's surface.

    So far, no major threats have appeared. The massive, black shapes that drift a bit off the edge of the continental shelf creep you out, but they stay real far away. The coast is to the east, a few hundred feet away. To the north going around the coast is an isolated cove, very shallow and calm. One of the scorpions lumbered back from there and said there's a weird group of fish lurking there.

    How will you organize yourselves for this curious sight?
    >> ZOP !IfkYPILj/. 04/11/10(Sun)23:52 No.9137324
    I'll try to draw a map when I can. Hopefully before tomorrow evening.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/10(Sun)23:53 No.9137330
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    >>9137180
    Second.

    Delicious coconut.

    Also hopeful bio luminescence eventually.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/10(Sun)23:53 No.9137334
    >>9137294
    Ninjacrab scout squad to investigate these weird fish, determine their value to our evolution path.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/10(Sun)23:53 No.9137347
    >>9137294

    Disregard fish, acquire coconuts.
    >> ZOP !IfkYPILj/. 04/11/10(Sun)23:54 No.9137357
    It seems the thread is slowing down, so I'll archive it and start another one when I can. Later, all.

    >>9137334
    I'll make a note of this.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/10(Sun)23:54 No.9137365
    >>9137294

    Send patrol, attain physical description of said fish, however vague the details may be.

    Mount expedition to examine black shapes. We can't have any unexplored potential threats around that may harm the derpapod kingdom.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/10(Sun)23:55 No.9137391
    >>9137357
    why did the scorpions build up the sandbar? defensive wall?
    >> Anonymous 04/11/10(Sun)23:56 No.9137400
    >>9137357
    I'll go to sleep as well. See you in 13-15 hours?
    >> Anonymous 04/11/10(Sun)23:56 No.9137407
    >>9137357

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    When will derpuhpus quest return?
    >> ZOP !IfkYPILj/. 04/11/10(Sun)23:57 No.9137413
    >>9137391
    To prevent the tide from eroding the mangrove islands. Also, large black shapes.

    Archiving now.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/10(Sun)23:57 No.9137414
    >>9137294
    Alright man, my new favorite phrase is "OH SNIGGITY-SNAP!"

    a crab riding on top of a square derphapus each, all the derphapusi, all the scorps travelling on the ground, breedin' females stay with the rest of the crabs. And us truly heads on out. To derp where no derphapus has ever derped before.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/10(Sun)23:58 No.9137453
    >>9137413
    http://4chanarchive.org/
    >> ZOP !IfkYPILj/. 04/12/10(Mon)00:00 No.9137481
    >>9137407
    Not to worry, tomorrow night or the one after.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)00:10 No.9137666
    >>9137481
    sleep well, and make a new thread tomorrow.



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