Ballad of Wyatt the Last
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Personal Log, Code Designation: Wyatt
Monitor Tag: Almas, 3AG-42B
Project Date: A.D. +14
Project Director: [Redacted by the Inquisition]
Physical Status: Sub-Optimal
Mental Status: Stabilizing, returning to routine.
So, yeah. Inquisitor Almas. I appreciate everything you've done for me, but you really want me to keep writing these? Ok. For you? Yes, yes I can. By the way, I'm not sure if you care, but you looked good today - the way you did the hair. Very formidable, powerful. I'm sure you keep the male Inquisitors at bay only with that bolter strapped to your hip, and of course the cunning and will to use it, no doubt.
Right, right. These are supposed to be about me, to me, not to the people I knew were reading it. Right. Well - moving things with my mind has become really easy. Obviously. The other talents, and the weapons training is working well in tandem - though, honestly, it all seems like I've done this before. All of it. Long ago. Everything seems to just be...well, recollection - which is impossible since I honestly dont remember anything from "before." I dont know why this is - but I suspect you do. If you would tell me, I'd be appreciative. More than appreciative.
Oh, right, right - no talking to you, just to me. Fine. Well... "Wyatt" as you've been officially named. What do you think about all of this? "Oh, I dont know Wyatt, I think this is a load of shit and a silly waste of what could be nap time." Oh I completely agree Wyatt! How wonderful of us to get along so well on so many things! Will you be my friend? "Oh quite Ser Wyatt, I would love that. Then we may merrily romp through the fields of bliss together!" Oh yes Wyatt, quite indeed, etc.