!GTO55xPMKU 04/13/10(Tue)21:31 No.9175268|
Oh, YOUR 'that guy' is bad? Try mine. My THAT GUY is actually retarded, in that he has some form of autism. He's a nice enough guy, but you give him a character sheet and he suddenly becomes the biggest dipshit on the planet.
Little bit of info on 'P' as we'll call him, names changed to protect the guilty. As if he'd get online here. He's 30, works at a grocery store part time, and gets all his money from the government. Never mind he spouts right wing garbage about people who get money they don't deserve. P has a drow fetish, elf fetish, paladin fetish. Oh, don't get me started on that. I love paladins, stalwart warriors of justice, courage, and honor, and even the nontraditional paladins, like a half elf sea captain of a pirate ship.
P plays WoW paladins.
On that note, let me recant a tale. Cue a battle where I'm playing a PALADIN, and not a fucking WoW paladin, I'm a crusader of my faith, bringing light ina world covered by storms. And man, am I bringing some light. So, his dumb ass thinks he can charge a minotaur with a dagger, since he's playing a warlock based off of the Dark Prince from Prince of Persia. He turns to me with the most rage inducing shit eating grin on his face and says "Your fault I'm bloodied."
I was speechless. "What do you mean it's my fault?"
"It's the tank's job to protect the clothies."
"Not following you, P." Trying to use subtelty here. In that NOT TO USE FUCKING WOW TERMS AT THE TABLE LIKE A CUNT.
"nope, your fault. It's your job."
"No, my JOB is to protect the innocent, the weak, and the defenseless. You fall into NONE of those categories. So stand aside and let me do my JOB."
Charged the thing, crit'ed. Fuck yeah, JUSTICE.
This, my friends and countrymen, is but the very tip of the iceberg. I could go deeper. Oh, so much deeper. I need to relax for a moment, I feel the frothing coming on again.