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    • File : 1271733129.png-(43 KB, 300x300, A Quest Giver is You 001.png)
    43 KB META QUEST: THE RE-REQUESTENING Mr. Monitor !XBVfKv4nAs 04/19/10(Mon)23:12 No.9304641  
    You are a WORTHLESS TRIPFAG with nothing to do. It is currently 8:10 PM Monday Night. Your current inventory consists of

    1 x Laptop
    1 x Kensington Mini Optical Mouse
    1 x Universal Power Adapter
    1 x Cat
    4 x Decorative Ceramic Mugs
    0 x Talent

    You are feeling particularly META tonight. What do?
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)23:16 No.9304722
    1 cat + 4 cups equals lols.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)23:17 No.9304737
    YOU ARE DRAW
    >> Mr. Monitor !XBVfKv4nAs 04/19/10(Mon)23:19 No.9304757
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    While waiting for someone to bump your SHITTY QUEST THREAD you decide to examine your DECORATIVE CERAMIC MUG. This one looks like a crab. It is your favorite.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)23:19 No.9304760
    Check the cat's stats and inventory.
    >> smoker 04/19/10(Mon)23:20 No.9304781
    Take a smoke while waiting for people to bump.
    >> Mr. Monitor !XBVfKv4nAs 04/19/10(Mon)23:22 No.9304825
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    >>9304722
    KITTY does not like MUG. She hisses at it in an indignant manner.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)23:23 No.9304839
    >>9304825

    place mug back

    pet kity

    :3
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)23:23 No.9304841
    >>9304825
    CUM ON CAT.
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!TZikiEEr0tg 04/19/10(Mon)23:23 No.9304844
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    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)23:25 No.9304876
    get a lazer pointer and play with your cat.
    >> Mr. Monitor !XBVfKv4nAs 04/19/10(Mon)23:26 No.9304895
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    >>9304760
    Your CAT is a Level 1 LARDASS. The only thing in her inventory is loose hair that she is currently shedding all over the foot of your bed.
    >> Mr. Monitor !XBVfKv4nAs 04/19/10(Mon)23:28 No.9304931
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    >>9304876
    Jump Lardass JUMP!

    You are slightly amused by this.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)23:31 No.9304979
    take hair
    >> Mr. Monitor !XBVfKv4nAs 04/19/10(Mon)23:34 No.9305028
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    >>9304979
    OH GOD IT'S ALL OVER YOU
    GET IT OFF
    IT'S IN MY MOUTH OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)23:36 No.9305057
    Insert cat in mouth; may taste vaguely like delicious BACON.
    >> Mr. Monitor !XBVfKv4nAs 04/19/10(Mon)23:39 No.9305106
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    >>9305057
    She tastes like CAT HAIR. Now it's in your throat too. You can't fucking breathe with this shit.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)23:40 No.9305128
    You look angry. Why can't you use your mugs to cheer up a little

    or make cat hair tea
    >> Brokazaki !!kQZh68KpeuA 04/19/10(Mon)23:41 No.9305143
    Browse /tg/.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)23:41 No.9305153
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    draw this OP
    >> Mr. Monitor !XBVfKv4nAs 04/19/10(Mon)23:43 No.9305172
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    >>9305128
    You stare at SMILING FACE MUG for a while and feel better.
    >> Mr. Monitor !XBVfKv4nAs 04/19/10(Mon)23:44 No.9305190
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    >>9305172
    Your store all your pilfered CAT HAIR into the mug for safe keeping. Tea will have to wait.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)23:44 No.9305201
    Express RAGEFACE.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)23:45 No.9305221
    Go to /tg/ and make a quest thread.
    >> Mr. Monitor !XBVfKv4nAs 04/19/10(Mon)23:48 No.9305284
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    >>9305153
    Your cat gets really goddamn UGLY all of a sudden.
    >> Mr. Monitor !XBVfKv4nAs 04/19/10(Mon)23:50 No.9305317
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    >>9305221
    But what should it be about? Your currently have 0 TALENT. You can't come up with ideas on your own!
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)23:52 No.9305366
    >>9305317
    Fuck it. We'll do it live!
    >> Mr. Monitor !XBVfKv4nAs 04/19/10(Mon)23:56 No.9305432
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    >>9305366
    You draw the first thing that comes to mind. Your produce POORLY DRAWN DORF QUEST.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)23:59 No.9305492
    >>9305432
    Copy dorf quest exactly and try to convince /tg/ it's origional content.
    >> $taunche 04/19/10(Mon)23:59 No.9305501
    Break own neck. That'll learn me for being so meta.
    >> Mr. Monitor !XBVfKv4nAs 04/20/10(Tue)00:01 No.9305560
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    >>9305501
    In your frantic attempts to keep abreast of Poorly Drawn Dorf Quest you unintentionally allow your players to recurse. Your POORLY DRAWN DORF is now a POORLY DRAWN QUEST GIVER.
    >> Mr. Monitor !XBVfKv4nAs 04/20/10(Tue)00:04 No.9305616
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    >>9305560
    Within your recursive Quest the DORF starts RAT QUEST.
    >> Anonymous 04/20/10(Tue)00:05 No.9305639
    >>9305616

    OH GOD NO
    INFINITE RECURSION
    >> Mr. Monitor !XBVfKv4nAs 04/20/10(Tue)00:06 No.9305664
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    >>9305639
    OH GOD YES
    INFINITE RECURSION
    >> Anonymous 04/20/10(Tue)00:08 No.9305697
    >>9305664
    MADNESS!!!!!!!!
    >> Anonymous 04/20/10(Tue)00:08 No.9305701
    >>9305664

    I CAN SEE FOREVER
    >> Glutton 04/20/10(Tue)00:08 No.9305709
    >>9305664

    QUICK, HAVE THE RAT POST A PICTURE OF A FURRY, WITH THE CLEVER PHRASE "WAT DO" ON IT!
    >> Mr. Monitor !XBVfKv4nAs 04/20/10(Tue)00:09 No.9305731
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    >>9305709
    >>9305701
    >>9305697
    TOO SLOW
    THE RECURSION HAS TAKEN ON A MIND OF IT'S OWN

    Before you can draw the DORF drawing the RAT drawing the FURRY. It instead draws this. Wait.... is that you?
    >> Anonymous 04/20/10(Tue)00:10 No.9305735
    >>9305664

    the rat needs to be playing Human Fortress. and one of the humans is on 4chan.

    dem humies, man. dem humies.
    >> Anonymous 04/20/10(Tue)00:10 No.9305746
    Hmm. 1 cat and 4 decorative mugs. It has to be some kind of puzzle. Let's try: "Put cat inside mug". Maybe that'll do something
    >> Anonymous 04/20/10(Tue)00:11 No.9305752
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    >>9305731
    GOOD GOD MAN WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
    >> Captain AdMech guy 04/20/10(Tue)00:11 No.9305754
    >>9305731
    OH GOD IT CAN CONTROL US NOW
    >> Anonymous 04/20/10(Tue)00:12 No.9305773
    >>9305746

    no, obviously he need to trade the 4 mugs for a barrel of alcohol and some rope reed rope
    >> Mr. Monitor !XBVfKv4nAs 04/20/10(Tue)00:14 No.9305814
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    The RAT has drawn a COMPLETELY INACCURATE CARTOON GUN.

    YOU RAT BASTARD DON'T YOU FUCKING DO IT
    >> teka 04/20/10(Tue)00:15 No.9305851
    >>9305814
    draw a completely inaccurate Bigger cartoon gun! That will teach'm
    >> Mr. Monitor !XBVfKv4nAs 04/20/10(Tue)00:17 No.9305869
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    >> Anonymous 04/20/10(Tue)00:17 No.9305870
    >>9305814
    Post dsfargeg, furry pr0n and/or CP on the dorf quest topic so it gets deleted.
    >> Mr. Monitor !XBVfKv4nAs 04/20/10(Tue)00:17 No.9305893
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    >> Anonymous 04/20/10(Tue)00:18 No.9305909
    >>9305893
    >>9305869
    Well... shit.
    >> Anonymous 04/20/10(Tue)00:18 No.9305911
    >>9305869
    Well, looks like we've reached the end of another quest thread, kids.

    I've gotta say, I liked this one.
    >> Anonymous 04/20/10(Tue)00:19 No.9305919
    Seriously, has nobody noticed his eyebrows?

    He's EFG.
    >> Mr. Monitor !XBVfKv4nAs 04/20/10(Tue)00:19 No.9305922
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    >> Leman Russ 04/20/10(Tue)00:19 No.9305925
    >>9305893
    Bleed less?
    >> Anonymous 04/20/10(Tue)00:19 No.9305931
    >>9305869
    >>9305893
    199/200 points
    >> Anonymous 04/20/10(Tue)00:20 No.9305937
    >>9305922
    Quick, cat! Eat his corpse! GAIN HIS POWER!
    >> Anonymous 04/20/10(Tue)00:21 No.9305979
    >>9305869
    >>9305893
    >>9305922

    If OP is dead, then where are these pictures coming from?
    >> Anonymous 04/20/10(Tue)00:22 No.9305981
    Best thread on /tg/ currently.
    >> Anonymous 04/20/10(Tue)00:22 No.9305986
    >>9305979
    That rat is still drawing them.
    >> Mr. Monitor !XBVfKv4nAs 04/20/10(Tue)00:22 No.9305989
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    That is for calling me fat.
    >> teka 04/20/10(Tue)00:23 No.9306020
    >>9305989
    What A TWIST!!
    >> Anonymous 04/20/10(Tue)00:24 No.9306027
    Continue with cat!
    >> Anonymous 04/20/10(Tue)00:25 No.9306039
    >>9305986
    But the dorf was drawing the rat, and OP was drawing the dorf.
    >> Captain AdMech guy 04/20/10(Tue)00:25 No.9306043
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    >>9305989
    >> Mr. Monitor !XBVfKv4nAs 04/20/10(Tue)00:26 No.9306070
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    >>9306020
    >> Anonymous 04/20/10(Tue)00:32 No.9306160
    Best quest or bestest quest?
    >> Anonymous 04/20/10(Tue)00:33 No.9306168
    Archived.
    >> Anonymous 04/20/10(Tue)00:39 No.9306243
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    >>9305989

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