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  • File : 1272092560.jpg-(66 KB, 544x364, dungeness_crab.jpg)
    66 KB Crab Quest: Fighting the Terrible Crustacean! Crabmaster !vuOBu6g15U 04/24/10(Sat)03:02 No.9393163  
    >>9393138 continued from here.

    You are locked in combat with the TERRIBLE CRUSTACEAN! An ancient and mighty foe!
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)03:03 No.9393184
    >>9393163
    go for the joints, boo!

    the joints!
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)03:03 No.9393188
    GO FOR THE EYES BOO THE EYES
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)03:03 No.9393194
    >>9393163
    rip leg off with your mighty normal claw
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)03:03 No.9393196
    >>9393163
    Grow METRIC FUCKTON OF KELP TO RESTRICT IT'S MOVEMENT. CLIMB. ATTACK EYES.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)03:04 No.9393201
    SHOOT IT IN THE EYES AND THEN DO A BACKFLIP
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)03:04 No.9393203
    don't be a FOOL

    this foe can only be slain by WORDS
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)03:04 No.9393209
    time for retarded kelp ability abuse.
    grow so much kelp in its throat that it chokes to death.
    trollface.jpg
    >> Crabmaster !vuOBu6g15U 04/24/10(Sat)03:04 No.9393214
    You cast GROWTH around the beast. Unfortunately your GROWTH skill is not advanced, so the kelp does little to restrict its movements!

    You instruct all units to fire on the joints, and you do the same. Several shots glance off, until one connects properly! The beast staggers for a bit, a cloud of blood escaping its cracked armor.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)03:05 No.9393220
    >>9393196
    Actually not a bad idea , channel kelp growing powers to entangle the beast. Assure it you will not harm it.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)03:05 No.9393227
    >>9393214
    Claim first blood for Bloodshell.
    >> Crabmaster !vuOBu6g15U 04/24/10(Sat)03:05 No.9393233
    You pour on the GROWTH until the wounded leg becomes entangled in a sea of kelp! It is temporarily immobilized!
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)03:05 No.9393234
    now blast leg off with you mighty cannon
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)03:06 No.9393243
    >>9393214
    ATTACK WOUND
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)03:06 No.9393247
    >>9393234
    Leave it intact; we shall have a mighty new ally.
    >> Crabmaster !vuOBu6g15U 04/24/10(Sat)03:06 No.9393249
    YOU HAVE ENOUGH TIME FOR 2 ACTIONS THANKS TO IMMOBILIZING THE BEAST.
    Choose wisely.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)03:07 No.9393260
    >>9393249
    Climb Beast
    Heroically rip an eye off.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)03:07 No.9393264
    >>9393247
    it is a raging beast we have no means of taming it=kill it
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)03:07 No.9393275
    THIS MEAT WILL FEED THE BELLIES OF MANY NEW RECRUITS

    SHOW NO MERCY
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)03:08 No.9393280
    >>9393249
    take the joint of it's mighty crushing claw in you own crushing claw, crush said joint
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)03:08 No.9393281
    >>9393249
    Clamber onto the back of its shell, grow kelp to blind it and strike viciously against its head until it's stunned. Instruct minions to restrain all of its limbs when it is stunned, and then attempt to communicate with it after it is placated by blunt force trauma to the head.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)03:08 No.9393286
    >>9393249
    climb up. blast cannon down its throat.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)03:09 No.9393301
    >>9393281
    Just blind it with CLAW
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)03:09 No.9393307
    >>9393281

    mercy will only endanger you!

    IT MUST BE DESTROYED
    >> Crabmaster !vuOBu6g15U 04/24/10(Sat)03:09 No.9393308
    We have many votes for climbing!

    You scuttle up the immobile leg of the beast as your troops hold their fire. You are now on its back. The Terrible Crustacean thrashes wildly, hoping to dislodge you from your perch. Its eyes swing around on their stalks. A terrible rage and intelligence burns in them.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)03:10 No.9393320
    >>9393308
    remove source of rage and intelligence

    tear its eyes off
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)03:10 No.9393324
    >>9393308

    SNIP SNIP
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)03:10 No.9393328
    >>9393308
    now lop off its FUCKHUEG claw and attach it to your arm
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)03:10 No.9393332
    >>9393307
    One ancient crablord on our side would be nice; that doesn't mean I'm unwilling to kill it, I just want to explore that option first.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)03:11 No.9393337
    DON'T KILL IT!!!! This is the mobile crab fortress we've been waiting for!!!! Make him our bitch and we can ride him as our mount into battle and impress bitches!!!
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)03:11 No.9393344
    >>9393308
    How intelligent is it?
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)03:11 No.9393346
    >>9393281
    Second
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)03:11 No.9393348
    >>9393337
    were waiting on a whale for that
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)03:12 No.9393353
    >>9393337
    no worries, at the rate we're growing "we" will be the giant crab fortress
    >> Crabmaster !vuOBu6g15U 04/24/10(Sat)03:12 No.9393356
    You go for its eye stalks and blind the beast with a shot of your pistol. Blood seeps from the wound as your warriors resume firing on it. Perhaps you could steer it so that its flank is in the direction of your subjects?

    Either way, the crustacean has finally managed a hit on you. Its enormous claw slaps you away, and it rips its leg from the kelp. Your GROWTH ability is both advancing and taxing your strength.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)03:12 No.9393361
    >>9393308
    Beseech the powers of Wavemaker's peace, and strike him soundly on the head! Hopefully Wavemaker will hear the plea of peace from his children. We shall use this noble beast in the services of Bloodshell once we have him....
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)03:13 No.9393365
    >>9393348
    Fuck whales I'm Pro crustaceans and Anti mammals
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)03:13 No.9393375
    >>9393365
    Damn motherfucking straight.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)03:14 No.9393381
    FOOLS

    IT CANNOT BE CONTAINED

    YOU CANNOT PLAY GOD
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)03:14 No.9393383
    >>9393361
    Call out for Wavemaker to help calm this beast and save more of Crabkinds children.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)03:14 No.9393384
    >>9393356
    make it turn 180. chew throught its innards via anus
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)03:14 No.9393387
    Guys we don't want a whale fortress, we need to keep it in the crustacean family.

    Let's weaken him some more and when it's time to FINISH HIM offer him a place in our glorioud empire!
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)03:14 No.9393388
    >>9393381
    THEN WE SHALL BECOME GOD
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)03:14 No.9393389
    >>9393375
    i'm pro "us" and anti "everything else"

    thus the "join us or die" bit
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)03:15 No.9393393
    >>9393381
    agreed
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)03:15 No.9393397
    >>9393361
    >>9393383

    what a fucking waste of power, it's been tied up and blinded, it's not going to play nice
    >> Crabmaster !vuOBu6g15U 04/24/10(Sat)03:15 No.9393398
    You smash against the whale carcass, and opt to hide inside for a moment. What you see next shocks you.

    With a speed you would think impossible from a beast of this size, the thing burrows underground! It is completely out of sight now, and only a deep rumbling gives away the fact that it ever existed!
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)03:15 No.9393399
    >>9393381
    actually one of our future goals was to take on bloodclaw and wavemaker and sieze their thrones
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)03:16 No.9393405
    >>9393398
    Shit. Assess the situation, how many have fallen?
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)03:16 No.9393408
    Keep up the kelp as long as you can to give your troops time to attack it's unprotected flanks
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)03:16 No.9393409
    >>9393398
    FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
    UUUUUUU
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)03:16 No.9393416
    >>9393398
    dig after it, you're a crab, you should be able to do this well
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)03:16 No.9393417
    >>9393408
    Fuck that, raise kelp walls to screen our retreat. Then, dismantle one of the cannons from the IRON LAIR and return to this fucker.
    >> Crabmaster !vuOBu6g15U 04/24/10(Sat)03:17 No.9393430
    Suddenly, a gargantuan claw erupts from the ground, clutching your temporary refuge! The carcass is nearly bisected as the enormous claws close in on you. No amount of reinforced armor could save you from such a fate! Your troops charge, desperate to save their leader. However, only the claw is exposed, and they are unable to find and harm the monster!
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)03:17 No.9393433
    >>9393417
    this
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)03:17 No.9393434
    SEE WHAT YOU'VE DONE

    YOUR STALLING HAS LET IT GET AWAY
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)03:18 No.9393441
    >>9393398
    TELL YOUR MEN TO SCATTER GET UP THE WALLS. RUN TO THE CENTER OF THE AREA AND START DOING THE DANCE OF WHAT YOU GOT BITCH.
    >> Crabmaster !vuOBu6g15U 04/24/10(Sat)03:18 No.9393445
    If you retreat now, you will lose the support of the two tribes that have opted to help you
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)03:18 No.9393452
    >>9393430
    cavitation bubble the weak joint of the pincer

    (really weak, it's how you get to the oh so delicious claw meat)
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)03:18 No.9393455
    >>9393445
    Well, fuck. Um....grow kelp on our shell, attempt to use it to slide out of the beast's grasp.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)03:19 No.9393465
    Burst from the whale carcass in a shower of blood and gore. Charge up cannon claw like Samus, wait for perfect shot and fire into the joints of the crabby foe!
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)03:19 No.9393467
    >>9393452
    agreed
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)03:19 No.9393469
    >>9393430

    Quickly escape it's grasp!

    Then bind it's claw with kelp, rending it tethered to the whale carcass!
    >> corrupted tech priest 04/24/10(Sat)03:20 No.9393472
    RAPE GIGANTOR CRAB AND MAKE *HIM* YOUR BITCH
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)03:20 No.9393477
    Remember this kelp thing isn't infinite guys! Kelp can only do so much...
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)03:20 No.9393487
    >>9393452

    okay this instead then
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)03:20 No.9393488
    >>9393477
    Actually, we're pretty tired by now, so kelp reserves are probably at a low. =\
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)03:21 No.9393490
    BREAK THE CLAW, NONE SHALL CHALLENGE OUR STRENGTH!
    >> Crabmaster !vuOBu6g15U 04/24/10(Sat)03:21 No.9393497
    You fire with the kind of power only a crustacean could muster! One of your shots hits home, but does not damage the beast much. He does, however, drop your hideout. You scuttle out of the decaying piece of flesh as it slams to the ground. Your men appear quite scared.

    Suddenly, the beast half-emerges from the sand, grabbing Klawdia, one of your original Claw Coven members! The rest of your army charges, and the sneaky protocrabs throw nets made of bonded kelp over the claw, weighing them with rocks. The beast is once again stcuk, but it slowly draws the terrified mantis towards its gaping maw!
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)03:22 No.9393506
    >>9393497

    NOW!

    STRIKE IT'S HIDEOUS MOUTH

    SMASH OUT HIS FLESHY BRIANS
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)03:22 No.9393507
    >>9393497
    leap into the maw of the crab between it and klawdia, start breaking shit with your clamping claw
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)03:22 No.9393508
    >>9393497
    Bodyslam the claw and Klawdia away, driving yourself towards the maw with hellish clacking sounds. Attempt to cavitation bubble its mouth, or tear it with your claws, anything!
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)03:23 No.9393527
    This >>9393506

    With hellish clacking sounds >>9393508
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)03:24 No.9393534
    Stick claw right into maw.
    Hold maw open with our god-given claw of death.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)03:24 No.9393536
    >>9393497
    also, have mantis shrimp attacking its back legs where its claws can't reach
    >> Crabmaster !vuOBu6g15U 04/24/10(Sat)03:24 No.9393546
    You step between its mouth and your veteran soldier.
    YOU ARE THE CRAB KING, AND NONE MAY DEFILE YOUR SUBJECTS!
    You drive your pistol into its mouth and fire. It reels back in pain as a stream of blood escapes its gaping jaws. It is not mortally wounded, however. In a rage, it swings its other claw, knocking you away once more. You are dazed slightly. It grabs two of your subjects (non CC) and devours them before retreating to the sand.

    HP: 80 out of 120 (you)
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)03:25 No.9393560
    >>9393546
    dig after it, quickly
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)03:26 No.9393572
    Dance the dance of "what now, sucka?!?!?"
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)03:26 No.9393575
    >>9393560
    Fire into the ground
    >> Crabmaster !vuOBu6g15U 04/24/10(Sat)03:26 No.9393576
    You dig into the sand with your rending claw, intent on finding the monster. You are blind here, but you dig toward the rumbling. Eventually you strike a bit of its shell, and it rises quickly, throwing you into the air and onto its back!
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)03:27 No.9393586
    >>9393576
    Attack unharmed eye WITH GREAT RAGE
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)03:28 No.9393594
    >>9393576
    Swear bitter vengeance upon this crab. No more loyal subjects will fall this day! NO MORE!
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)03:28 No.9393604
    >>9393576 Crack its shell open and feast on the innards call on bloodshell to give you the will do go on. This crab is a beast he lacks any and all humanity...crabbity?
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)03:28 No.9393606
    This thing isn't fighting by sight guys... it's feeling the vibrations from our scuttling. Blinding it will only do a little, we should concentrate more on damaging it's massive claws and legs.
    >> Crabmaster !vuOBu6g15U 04/24/10(Sat)03:28 No.9393608
    The eye evades your swipes. However, it provides the distraction for your troops to get behind the beast. Your lobsters get to work attacking the wounded leg in hopes of dragging it to the ground while your mantises scuttle up its legs, intent on joining you.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)03:28 No.9393609
    >>9393576
    dig into the wounds we caused when we removed the eyes, try and get a good angle and fire into them to hit the brain. DANCE THE DANCE OF VICTORY ON ITS EMPTYING SHELL
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)03:29 No.9393610
    >>9393576
    clamp onto its shell with your clamping claw

    fire at one point repeatedly with your pistol claw using your new found stability
    >> Crabmaster !vuOBu6g15U 04/24/10(Sat)03:31 No.9393641
    You fire at the eye while trying to get a grip on its shell. you find no purchase, but graze the eye. It bleeds slightly, but still locks on to you. The crab picks up your subjects by the clawful and consumes them. It seems to know that this bothers you. You swear it would be grinning, had it the proper jaws.
    >> Crabmaster !vuOBu6g15U 04/24/10(Sat)03:32 No.9393659
    Troop count: 170 out of 200
    Protocrab count: 70 out of 70
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)03:33 No.9393683
    IT LIKES TO EAT CRAB? WE'LL GIVE IT CRAB!

    DIVE INTO IT'S MOUTH

    BURST OUT FROM INSIDE
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)03:34 No.9393687
    >>9393641
    Dive and crab onto the eyestalk shoot it where it joins the shell so it hinges. Then grabbing hold of the tattered remnants of the stalk swing heroically towards its mouth parts before smashing through into it innards.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)03:35 No.9393708
    >>9393687

    yes! grabbing into the eyestalk is good!
    >> corrupted tech priest 04/24/10(Sat)03:35 No.9393723
    GOD FUCKING DAMNIT GET UP IN THIS FUCKERS GRILL AND SHOVE YOUR CLAW INTO ITS WOUNDED EYE AND THEN OPEN

    THAT
    FUCKING
    CLAW
    >> Crabmaster !vuOBu6g15U 04/24/10(Sat)03:36 No.9393728
    You pistol-launch to the eyestalk, firing at where it connects to the shell. It flails at you, nearly catching you in its deathly claws. You swing to its mouth, where its massive jaws attempt to crush you. Your SPINED CARAPACE offers him more than he can chew, and it rapidly attempts to spit you out! However, your spines and rending claw stabilize you. You aren't going anywhere you don't want to now.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)03:36 No.9393732
    >>9393687
    eitherway we're infront of it, preventing it from eating more of our minions without dealing with us
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)03:36 No.9393738
    >>9393728
    Unleash our fury. Vengeance.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)03:36 No.9393747
    >>9393728
    fire pistol claw at mouth joints, pull yourself deeper inside
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)03:37 No.9393755
    >>9393728
    We run forward. 90mph of spined crab tearing through your gut hurts. We'll gut this son of a bitch and use its shell as our summer palace.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)03:37 No.9393758
    this abomination proforms crustannibalism!

    it is a monster from the very hights of the dryness!
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)03:37 No.9393762
    >>9393728
    FUCK YEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!
    Time do do some fancy shooting down that crab's mouth hole!!
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)03:38 No.9393765
    >>9393728
    IT IS HUGE
    IT HAS HUGE GUTS
    YOU KNOW THE REST
    >> Crabmaster !vuOBu6g15U 04/24/10(Sat)03:38 No.9393766
    You see several corpses of your subjects, still being ground up by its mandibles. You are filled with rage, and slash with your claw all around. Blood flows freely from the wounds, and you tear open a bigger hole in its mouth, moving down its gullet and into its insides.

    It begins to digest you, dealing a minute 5 damage. Staying in here for long will continue to harm you.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)03:39 No.9393774
    >>9393766

    You heard the man, can't stay.

    TIME TO MAKE A GLORIOUS EXIT
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)03:39 No.9393777
    >>9393766
    rip and tear your way out of the digestive tract
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)03:39 No.9393783
    >>9393766
    Look for its heart. Tear it out. Emerge victorious. Display the heart of the Beast for your subjects to see. Rejoice in its death.
    >> Crabmaster !vuOBu6g15U 04/24/10(Sat)03:39 No.9393789
    You blast with reckless abandon. Its guts are perforated, and you crawl out of its stomach, away from the digestive acids. A thunderous crash announces that the beast has fallen, however, it continues to swing its claws, maiming your subjects. From your position you see more corpses enter its mouth.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)03:40 No.9393799
    >>9393766
    The more we get digested the less our bretheren are. Claw wildly, and head for the brain if possible.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)03:40 No.9393801
    >>9393766
    Shoot holes in its stomach let it burn to death from the inside.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)03:40 No.9393805
    What would fill our subjects with more pride?

    Bursting out in a shower of clawyness?

    Or should we invest our new found adrenaline in one last FINAL KELPINING and burst forth in torrent of green vengance?
    >> Crabmaster !vuOBu6g15U 04/24/10(Sat)03:41 No.9393806
    You rip your way through its inner workings until you come to the heart. Gripping it in your ferocious RENDING CLAW, you tear it free from its place. Blood fills the space around you, and everything goes red. Bloodclaw is giggling like a schoolgirl at your carnage.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)03:41 No.9393809
    Get down to business and claw your way through the roof of his mouth into the brain!!! For great justice!
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)03:41 No.9393818
    >>9393789
    RIP

    OUT

    ITS

    HEART
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)03:42 No.9393822
    Once we've taken down it's nervous control center, burst out with kelp flowing all around.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)03:42 No.9393824
    EMERGE WITH THE HEART

    DEVOUR IT INFRONT OF YOUR DEMORALIZED CRABS
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)03:42 No.9393827
    >>9393806
    claw your way through to the top of the crab and dig your way out the shell to stand on top

    dance victory dance
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)03:42 No.9393830
    >>9393824
    this!
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)03:43 No.9393832
    EAT ITS HEART, GAIN ITS STRENGTH!
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)03:44 No.9393845
    EMERGE HEROICALLY
    EAT HEART AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE
    HOLD FEAST FOR WARRIORS AND PROTOCRABS
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)03:44 No.9393847
    Walk out its mouth exhausted but triumphant. Show the world you will not stand for the death of another crab.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)03:44 No.9393854
    >>9393847
    you just killed a giant crab
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)03:44 No.9393855
    >>9393847
    Like the one you just killed?
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)03:45 No.9393863
    >>9393855
    It was a cannibal!
    >> Crabmaster !vuOBu6g15U 04/24/10(Sat)03:45 No.9393866
    You slam your claw against the roof of its shell.
    SLAM
    You thrust again, a crack appears.
    SLAM
    The crack grows, deep red water flows like a glorious river from the opening.
    SLAM.
    In a shower of shell fragments, you burst forth, heart in claw. You stand before your subjects, doing the "Scuttle of Superiority" and "Dance of Dominance" before feasting upon the heart. Blood stains your carapace, and your troops clack and scuttle in triumph!

    YOU ARE THE CRAB KING. THERE IS NO CRUSTACEAN MORE POWERFUL THAN YOU. LET NONE INHIBIT THE EXPANSION OF GLORIOUS CRUSTACEA!
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)03:46 No.9393874
    >>9393854
    >>9393855
    That was no crab. It was a monster pure and simple though it looked like a crab it was more akin to a squid in mind than anything like a noble crab.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)03:47 No.9393878
    >>9393854
    >>9393855

    SHUT UP
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)03:47 No.9393891
    >>9393866
    BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD SHELL
    SHELLS FOR THE SHELL THRONE
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)03:48 No.9393892
    >>9393874

    I concur! It was most vilely squid-like in manner!
    >> Crabmaster !vuOBu6g15U 04/24/10(Sat)03:48 No.9393896
    >>9393874
    >>9393863
    >>9393855
    >>9393854
    There was a possibility of reasoning with it, but shooting and clawing kinda pissed it off, so it opted to kill off the lesser crabs before it. It's all good, Wavemaker isn't that mad.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)03:48 No.9393900
    >>9393866
    FUCK YEAH!
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)03:48 No.9393903
    >>9393866
    CRUSTACEA!
    CRUSTACEA!
    ALL OTHER PLACES SUCK!
    OUR CRABS ARE BEST!
    THEY EAT THE REST!
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)03:49 No.9393911
    >>9393866
    After we return from battle, and the victory feast is over, summon Klawdia to our chambers. Let her know that in that moment she was almost consumed, we felt great fear for her. Tentatively, shyly, stroke her carapace. Gaze deeply into her eyestalks.

    ALWAYS, I WANNA BE WITH YOU~AND MAKE BELIEVE WITH YOU~
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)03:50 No.9393921
    >>9393896

    It was clearly under some strange form of "crab madness"

    I truely believe we were doing it a great service, freeing it from the blind rage that had overcome it.

    Truly a terrible loss but I feel in my crabby heart that it now watches over us, thankful for freeing it from such a terribly curse.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)03:50 No.9393924
    >>9393896
    parade giant crab through villages of non-allied protocrabs, gain further allies

    check on dead and wounded

    when you arrive back at your fortress, use giant crab as an archway for the enterence

    cover it in kelp as decoration
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)03:50 No.9393925
    >>9393896
    Meh. That's not how the media will see it.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)03:51 No.9393928
    >>9393921
    Now that you put it that way, I hope we don't catch the madness after eating its heart. The troops did need the pick-me-up though.
    >> Crabmaster !vuOBu6g15U 04/24/10(Sat)03:51 No.9393934
    You clamp the joint of its titanic claw, firing and squeezing at it. The claw eventually comes free.

    You Obtained a new trophy!
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)03:53 No.9393943
    >>9393928

    Of course not, we and all our troops are clearly immune, we have the blessings of the gods upon us.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)03:54 No.9393956
    >>9393925

    There ya go?

    See, the Body Politicrab has this all wrapped up. Don't you worry about a thing.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)03:54 No.9393961
    >>9393943
    Ah good. We ought to make an extra tribute/prayer to them in thanks.
    >> Crabmaster !vuOBu6g15U 04/24/10(Sat)03:54 No.9393970
    The other protocrab settlments flock to the site of your great battle. Your triumph has earned the support of all but one tribe, the one living farthest to the North-East.

    They refuse to give up their ways for you.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)03:55 No.9393976
    steamroll with newfound army
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)03:56 No.9393984
    >>9393934
    Prayer for the spirit of the mighty crab and thank it because of its sacrifice the the protocrabs will join our cause. With out its death we would not of been able to unite crabkind. May it swim forever in the gentle wavepools of Poseidon's kingdom
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)03:56 No.9393987
    >>9393976
    agreed

    we must all unite as one if we are to take over

    any tribes that do not ally, take up valuable resources we could be using to power our empire
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)03:56 No.9393988
    >>9393976
    Leave them to their misguided ways, but take away all resources near their tribe.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)03:56 No.9393990
    >>9393970

    We must not let this turn into bloody conflict.

    It will hurt us in the end. No, we must let them be for now. Perhaps in time they will come to see the wisdom of our ways.

    We shall send them a portion of the feast, in good will and a message of no hard feelings.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)03:56 No.9393993
    >>9393970
    Let us travel to them, surely a compromise can be reached for their co-operation.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)03:56 No.9393994
    >>9393970
    AN EXAMPLE MUST BE MADE OF THOSE WHO WOULD DENY THE WILL OF THE CRAB KING
    >> Crabmaster !vuOBu6g15U 04/24/10(Sat)03:56 No.9393995
    Since I desperately need sleep, I will indulge in minor railroading and say you return to your LAIR with trophy and army in tow.

    You can now molt for six points at thecost of three days.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)03:57 No.9393999
    >>9393976
    >>9393987

    NO, NO!

    >>9393990 has the right of it!
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)03:57 No.9394002
    >>9393970
    Meet these strange out castes ask them why the refuse to add themselves to the glorious Crab Imperium.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)03:57 No.9394004
    >>9393995
    Sweet.
    >> Crabmaster !vuOBu6g15U 04/24/10(Sat)03:57 No.9394009
    Bloodclaw has given your Pistol a permanent +2. Bringing you to 7 points in LRC.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)03:58 No.9394011
    >>9393995

    Good night and sweet dreams, o crabby keeper
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)03:58 No.9394012
    >>9393970
    set up kelpfields near the giant crabs lair

    order the various tribes to work the fields together and set up a fortress in the cave for defense
    >> Crabmaster !vuOBu6g15U 04/24/10(Sat)03:59 No.9394024
    >>9394011
    I'm sticking around for upgrades and archival. I've archived the last four threads, so i'm beseeching my crabby followers to do this one for me, please.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)03:59 No.9394025
    >>9394002
    SOON WE SHALL BE THE GOD EMPEROR OF CRABKIND
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)04:00 No.9394035
    >>9393990
    we have 10 defense
    10 cqc
    7 lrc
    10 speed
    10 int


    3 lrc and 3 int?
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)04:00 No.9394037
    >>9393995
    +3 range
    +3 int
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)04:00 No.9394048
    >>9393995
    Rest well Crab Lord you storytelling has done much to bring joy to /tg/ this day/night.
    >> Crabmaster !vuOBu6g15U 04/24/10(Sat)04:00 No.9394050
    LRC and INT seem to be the favorites so far.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)04:01 No.9394054
    >>9394037
    second
    >> Crabmaster !vuOBu6g15U 04/24/10(Sat)04:03 No.9394074
    Your pistol claw elongates and bulks up to form the CANNON CLAW. Capable of firing astoundingly powerful shots at a range of up to 200 feet, this will come in handy!

    Your brain swells with intelligence. You understand more complex machinery, and even know how the explosives work on your ship! Furthermore, your agriculture will be more efficient, and a LARGE KELP FIELD will easily supply food at a stable rate for 1000 subjects.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)04:03 No.9394077
    sorry crabmaster i cant archive. suptg is being bitchy and i cant connect
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)04:03 No.9394079
    >>9394050
    working on archive
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)04:05 No.9394098
    so guys lets plan our first move for next time. what do you guys think?
    >> Crabmaster !vuOBu6g15U 04/24/10(Sat)04:05 No.9394101
    Now I'm headed for bed. Fuck it's 4 in the goddamn morning. Oh well, this has been most excellent! Look for Crab Quest going down around 7 or 8 PM Eastern Standard Time (I figure that's 5 hours from GMT)
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)04:07 No.9394115
    >>9394101
    thanks crabmaster!
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)04:07 No.9394118
    archived here
    http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/9393163/
    >> Crabmaster !vuOBu6g15U 04/24/10(Sat)04:07 No.9394121
    >>9394115
    It has been a pleasure, my good man.
    >> Crabmaster !vuOBu6g15U 04/24/10(Sat)04:08 No.9394130
    >>9394118
    Many thanks, sir!
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)04:08 No.9394132
    >>9394121
    goodnight, and thanks for the awesome quest



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