Kelpies, in our lair? more likely than you think.
To appease the great wavemaker, make it so.
Send a message to Blasticlaw: Conflict is the great vortex into which we are all caught, the only way to emerge from it is to conquer the vortex itself, then the only waves that shall ever ripple from that point on will be that which you make in the end of all conflict, great waves of prosperity, knowlege, freedom, happiness, and unity for all seakind under a single banner. We are the only ones capable of quelling the terrible maelstrom, for we are in the center of it and grasp it's true size. We are the buoy that all sea life may cling to in the coming storm, and will stand strong and emerge from that tempest in a calm sea of serenity.