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    1.19 MB Primarch Daughters/Warhammer High Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)19:04 No.9427456  
    We need the full angela story.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)19:05 No.9427476
    And some rule 34.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)19:07 No.9427516
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    >>9427476

    How about no.jpg
    >> Commissar-Kun !uNEmgZBQBo 04/25/10(Sun)19:07 No.9427520
    >>9427476

    Well theres a story involving Hana and Furia thats getting that way.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)19:07 No.9427521
    Working on Farah/Meeting Ferrus Manus as said in previous thread.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)19:07 No.9427529
    >>9427476

    Write it yourself
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)19:08 No.9427535
    Did that Freya Loves Dogs story ever get finished?
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)19:09 No.9427549
    >>9427516
    >.png
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)19:09 No.9427550
    And the continuation of Hana versus Furia, but that's forthcoming, I think.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)19:09 No.9427555
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    >>9427535

    No.....
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)19:09 No.9427560
    >>9427521
    The Meeting the Parents stuff has to be one of the best things about this new fad /tg/ has.
    I wonder when a Kurze one is going to happen?
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)19:09 No.9427562
    I <3 Isis
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)19:10 No.9427572
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    >>9427521

    You, sir, are awesome.
    >> Commissar-Kun !uNEmgZBQBo 04/25/10(Sun)19:10 No.9427574
    >>9427560

    You never meet Kurze.

    Not unless you make his daughter cry. Then he is the last thing you ever see.
    >> Meet the Parents 04/25/10(Sun)19:10 No.9427581
    >>9427560

    Was the second one I wrote after Perturabo, actually! It's in one of the earliest threads. Possibly even the first.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)19:12 No.9427596
    >>9427574

    Aww, but I want to meet Kurze!
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)19:12 No.9427603
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    >> Commissar-Kun !uNEmgZBQBo 04/25/10(Sun)19:13 No.9427614
    >>9427596

    Then make his daughter cry.
    >> Grungefag !8hjZvH7ioc 04/25/10(Sun)19:13 No.9427617
    >>9427520

    There could be UNDERTONES but nothing blatant.
    >> Commissar-Kun !uNEmgZBQBo 04/25/10(Sun)19:14 No.9427629
    >>9427617

    You don't even need the yuri goggles to realise Hana is admiring the view.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)19:14 No.9427632
    Kruze/Angron buddy cop writefaggotry where? it's not over is it?

    someone should do a Venus one too, I volunteer someone not me
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)19:14 No.9427636
    Has a kind draw fag done the lost Primarchs' daughters yet?
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)19:15 No.9427649
    >>9427629
    Freya should walk/join in on that action...
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)19:15 No.9427651
    >>9427614

    No, I kinda wuv her too....
    >> Meet the Parents 04/25/10(Sun)19:16 No.9427659
    >>9427632

    I'm doing that, but something has come up in the real world. Hopefully it will be done this thread.

    Would it be worth me reposting all the "Meet the..." ones I've done so far?
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)19:17 No.9427670
    The way Freya looks reminds me of my best friend. 'Course, she doesn't have beastiality write-faggan about her...yet.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)19:17 No.9427673
    the drawfag wont do the other two primarchs until he has a drawing of them to use as a basis for the daughters, i know there was at least one made for the main guy who was a null
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)19:17 No.9427676
    >>9427581
    wait, what
    aww, dammit, I missed this?
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)19:18 No.9427693
    Who hasn't gotten a meet-the-parent story yet?
    >> Grungefag !8hjZvH7ioc 04/25/10(Sun)19:18 No.9427704
    >>9427629

    True. Very true. But most of the girls in this are bi-curious.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)19:18 No.9427705
    >>9427659
    Please repost the Kurze one, if you can. :)
    I can't find it anywhere...
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)19:19 No.9427717
    >>9427581

    I think I missed both somehow. Could you repost?
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)19:19 No.9427718
    >>9427693
    Victoria?
    I don't think she's got one, anyway.

    I'm not sure if Venus has, either...
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)19:19 No.9427721
    >>9427704

    A side effect of the over protective dads I guess. they have nobody to play with but each other.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)19:22 No.9427768
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    http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Warhammer_High
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)19:23 No.9427771
    >>9427693
    >>9427718
    Venus, Farah, Isis Remilia and Freya I believe

    Victoria got one post so far, way back in thread 2 I think
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)19:24 No.9427805
    >>9427771
    and Petra
    >> OH GOD WHY ARE THERE SO MANY STORIES 04/25/10(Sun)19:25 No.9427821
    Stars exploded behind Hana's eyes as the blow connected. She should've seen it coming. The low strike was an obvious feint, there was almost no point in blocking it. By the time she saw the knee heading for her temple it was already too late to react. She had been drawn out. Baited. Her vision began to return as she regained her balance. Furia may be an overly aggressive fighter, but that doesn't mean she's a bad one.

    Hana put her arms up again, signalling that she was ready to continue. Maybe Furia is psychotic, but she won't bother to use overkill in a friendly sparring match. She saw the grin on the redhead's face, it was the look of someone who was enjoying themselves far too much. She thought about the best way to wipe it away, but knew that however the fight progressed, Furia would just end up enjoying it all the more.

    They closed on each other again, Hana striking first. Two quick blows to the stomach, followed by a sweep with her left leg. Her fists connected, but Furia gracefully glided over the follow-up. In response she sent a shin into the side of Hana's knee, causing it to give way. Hana rolled as she went down, scrambling to her feet about two metres from her opponent.

    She used the small reprieve to inspect the other girl. Sweat glistened on her skin, almost perfectly mirroring Hana's own exertion. The thin clothing they wore, consisting of little more than a tank top and short-shorts, doing precious little to keep them cool. Her eyes drifted over Furia's exagerrated curves, admiring the view for a moment too long. He adversary noticed the hesitation and pounced. Literally.
    >> Grungefag !8hjZvH7ioc 04/25/10(Sun)19:26 No.9427840
    >>9427721

    Angron's an inattentive redneck.
    >> OH GOD WHY ARE THERE SO MANY STORIES 04/25/10(Sun)19:26 No.9427844
    >>9427821
    Hana's wrists were caught firmly in the vice-like grip of her cousin. She allowed herself to fall backwards, attempting to place her foot in such a way as to send Furia flying over her. However, she forgot that sweat, while good for making a girl glisten, is also rather wet. Her foot slid off to the side, leaving it sticking out at a nintey degree angle to her other leg. This seemed to surprise Furia, she was clearly expecting the counter-attack to at least connect, likely allowing her to follow up with a thoroughly thought out flurry of blows.

    As it was, they both landed heavily on the ground. Furia on top of Hana, although apparently they were both too surprised by the turn of events for either to capitalise on the position. For a moment, all they did was stare into each others eyes, forgetting the fight that was technically still going on. Hana's hands were pinned above her head by Furia, so she attempted to move herself into a slightly more comfortable position using only her legs and back. One leg, however, was wrapped around her opponent, it having come to rest there after slipping during the fall. As she moved, a sudden rush of euphoria shot through her. Furia clearly felt it too, given away by te way her eyes widened and hands gripped tighter.

    She squirmed again, almost subconciously. Pleasure coursed through them both again, causing Hana to arch her back and bite back a moan. Their bodies pressed together even harder, nerves almost ablaze with arousal. Furia beginning to writhe by herself, their bodies grinding together in a manner some may describe as 'obscene'.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)19:27 No.9427870
    >>9427771
    Victoria has one?
    Can't find it in thread #2...

    Guess it wasn't saved...?
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)19:28 No.9427888
    The /u/ in this thread is heresy.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)19:28 No.9427908
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    >>9427844

    ...continue
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)19:29 No.9427928
    >>9427870
    Fulgrim's girl right? Yeah, she got ONE post, it was way back in the early stages of all this jazz
    >>9427844
    lol @ the "obscene" line
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)19:29 No.9427933
    >>9427670
    You should nail her and post pics
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)19:29 No.9427939
    >>9427521 here, wondering what has been said about Farah's hair colour (looks something greyish/brown, but can't be sure), can't see in the pic and all pics of Ferrus I find him bald.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)19:30 No.9427950
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    >>9427888

    I am ok with this.

    Pic indicates how ok I am with this.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)19:30 No.9427952
    >>9427928
    >>9427870
    WAIT, my bad, I AM thinking Lyra, Victoria has not got a turn yet
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)19:30 No.9427956
    >>9427928
    It isn't showing in the suptg thread, though.
    I don't think we use 4chan archive here, do we?
    >> Commissar-Kun !uNEmgZBQBo 04/25/10(Sun)19:30 No.9427957
    >>9427888

    /u/ is never heresy
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)19:30 No.9427960
    Anyone want to add the lyra story to the wiki?
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)19:31 No.9427967
    Found Kelly's "meet the parents" story:

    "So... where's your dad?"

    "Oh, he'll be about somewhere. He knows your coming, he'll probably say hi at some point. DAD? I'M HOME. I'll get us drinks, you sit down here."

    The young man sat tentatively on the comfortable chair. The room was dark and spacious, elegant and at the same time somewhat threatening. The decorator had clearly gone for a Gothic feel to the house. The only thing that ruined the effect was the framed pictures on the mantelpiece.

    The young man got up to examine them. Inside the frames were brightly colored crayon drawings, depicting a small girl with dark hair hand in hand with a large figure. They were clearly having fun jumping out at people and saying "boo!". A scrawling hand had written on the bottom: "for Daddy"

    As the boy put the picture back on the shelf, he felt the cool edge of a sharp blade at his throat, close enough to draw blood but not enough to permanently injure.

    "Well, well, well." whispered a voice in his ear "Is this an intruder? Yes? I was sure that my little ray of sunshine's boyfriend was about here somewhere, but alas, he cannot be. Because I'm sure he would have heard a direct order to sit down and not touch anything."

    "I'm s-s-sorry, s-sir."

    "Good. I'll be watching you."

    With a sudden movement the blades were gone and the boy felt he was alone again. Very shortly after, his new girlfriend appeared with the drinks.

    "We didn't have any soda, so... DAD! CAN YOU PLEASE STOP CUTTING MY BOYFRIENDS!"
    >> OH GOD WHY ARE THERE SO MANY STORIES 04/25/10(Sun)19:31 No.9427984
    >>9427939
    I coloured it brown.

    But that's just me.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)19:32 No.9428002
    >>9427659
    You best continue the Furia/Simon story otherwise I will be forced to hate you over the internet.

    Also: please.
    >> RiskyWoods !PLUAW1oTT. 04/25/10(Sun)19:32 No.9428008
    Whoever is colouring these, I love you.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)19:32 No.9428012
    >>9427967
    Kely's story is archived on http://archive.easymodo.net/cgi-board.pl/tg/thread/9362458
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)19:33 No.9428028
    >>9427957
    /u/ is absolutely heresy

    That's why you like it. Chaos is tempting you
    >> Commissar-Kun !uNEmgZBQBo 04/25/10(Sun)19:34 No.9428037
    Can't help but imagine Kharn being asked by Angron to keep an eye on Furia during her date. Then Kharn ends up pulling various pranks to "spice up the date"

    It ends with the guy with his arm in a sling, Furia looking like she was dragged through a ditch and Kharn all sat in a bar drinking. The guy eventually concludes that Kharn is actually a pretty cool guy.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)19:34 No.9428038
    >>9427952
    She hasn't?
    Damn - I was kind of hoping to get to read something about her...

    >>9427967
    Heh - that was kind of fun.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)19:34 No.9428052
    >>9428002
    ah, internet hate, the worse kind of hate...
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)19:35 No.9428089
    >>9428002
    Seconding this, with even more begging.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)19:37 No.9428110
    >>9428037

    Let's just not forget that in this continuum he isn't a Chaos Berzerker, but "simply" a Space Marine Captain
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)19:37 No.9428113
    >>9428028
    The daughters who fall into yuri relationships are the ones who are claimed by Chaos. Calling it now.
    >> Commissar-Kun !uNEmgZBQBo 04/25/10(Sun)19:37 No.9428122
    >>9428110

    But he's still Kharn and thus a rather cool guy.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)19:37 No.9428123
    >>9427659
    Good Sir, after you have taken care of your duties
    It would be a great boon on our morale for you to continue that tale of unlikely Buddy Cops
    you'd be-you are doing the Emperor's work
    >> Commissar-Kun !uNEmgZBQBo 04/25/10(Sun)19:38 No.9428132
    >>9428113

    But Hana's father didn't fall to Chaos. Unless you believe the theory that Doomrider is Jaghati Khan
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)19:38 No.9428144
    >>9428132
    cocaine is a helluva drug
    >> Commissar-Kun !uNEmgZBQBo 04/25/10(Sun)19:39 No.9428169
    >>9428122

    So instead of Kharn the betrayer he is now Kharn the rather cool guy
    >> Grungefag !8hjZvH7ioc 04/25/10(Sun)19:40 No.9428185
    >>9428144

    Lol.

    >>9428113

    Well then I'll just have to hang up.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)19:40 No.9428197
    >>9428169
    Kharn the Disgruntled Well Meaning Cupid
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)19:41 No.9428212
    I'd like to have a boyfriend meet Vitoria's parent.
    Or Venus'...
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)19:41 No.9428214
    Seriously somebody who knows how to edit 1d4chan has to add all these meet the parents stories, all we have is Alpharius, which although is my favorite is not enough
    >> Commissar-Kun !uNEmgZBQBo 04/25/10(Sun)19:41 No.9428218
    >>9428197

    He's not disgruntled. He just wants to make sure little Furia has a fun time.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)19:41 No.9428223
    >>9428185
    no hanging up!

    Did the Emperor "hang up" during the Unification? NO
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)19:43 No.9428258
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    >>9428028

    /u/ is not heresy.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)19:43 No.9428261
    Kharne needs a position at the school. suggestions anyone?
    >> Meet the Parents 04/25/10(Sun)19:43 No.9428263
    Ok, I've done Perturabo, Kurz (already posted), Guiliman, Lorgar and Angron. Worth repost?
    >> Grungefag !8hjZvH7ioc 04/25/10(Sun)19:43 No.9428270
    >>9428223

    The problem is that I seem to be the only one who doesn't adore lesbians.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)19:44 No.9428276
    >>9428261

    Counselor.

    He's actually a pretty swell guy.
    >> OH GOD WHY ARE THERE SO MANY STORIES 04/25/10(Sun)19:44 No.9428293
    >>9427844
    Furia was moaning now. Quiet, but constant. It was beggining to get irritating, such a low, raspy sound. Hana decided to kill two birds with one stone and jerked her head up suddenly, locking their lips together. She began to thrust her hips upwards more vigourously, her body screaming for more. Furia responded in kind, hips rocking forwards and back, grinding their scantily clad selves as if they were trying to start a fire.

    Tongues wrestled for dominance within the kiss, mimicking the combat that precluded the current events. Furia's grip on Hana's wrists began to abate, her hands sliding down the bare arms ever so slowly. As they reached her shoulders, Hana moved her own hands to the back of her cousin's head, pulling her deeper into the kiss. One then broke away, almost moving of it's own accord down Furia's back.

    She inhaled sharply as fingers danced their way down her sides, touching and caressing what seemed like every single nerve ending on their way. Her thrusts faltered for a moment, then resumed with increased veracity. In response, Furia groaned loudly, the vibration tickling the back of Hana's throat.

    Incidentally, should I get them naked, or just leave it at dry-humping to completion?
    >> Grungefag !8hjZvH7ioc 04/25/10(Sun)19:44 No.9428297
    Was the last thread archived?
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)19:45 No.9428301
    Kharne as school counselor and Celestine as confessor/head of the chapel?
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)19:45 No.9428305
    >>9428261

    Slaughterball coach.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)19:45 No.9428307
    >>9428122
    >>9428169

    Well he is still a World Eaters Assault Marine so that says something...
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)19:45 No.9428309
    >>9428270
    squad broken *sniff*
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)19:46 No.9428317
    >>9428270
    I don't care for them either. I think "what a waste."
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)19:46 No.9428323
    >>9428263
    yes repost them the only one i did not see of those is Perturabo but i know most of these dudes have not seem the others, (Guillimans was hilarious)

    Also srly anybody know how to edit 1d4chan?
    >> OH GOD WHY ARE THERE SO MANY STORIES 04/25/10(Sun)19:46 No.9428326
    >>9428008
    I'm taking a time out to write, at the moment.

    But thanks.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)19:46 No.9428327
    >>9428293
    squad morale, it is restored
    >> Grungefag !8hjZvH7ioc 04/25/10(Sun)19:46 No.9428330
    >>9428309

    Well I'm sorry, but I just find it weird. Homosexuality is un-Imperial, Emperor-damnit.
    >> Commissar-Kun !uNEmgZBQBo 04/25/10(Sun)19:47 No.9428338
    >>9428293

    I want them fucking like lesbians in heat!
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)19:47 No.9428344
    >>9428028
    SISTERS OF BATTLE

    WHAT NOW BITCH?!
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)19:47 No.9428347
    >>9428293
    topless at least
    >> OH GOD WHY ARE THERE SO MANY STORIES 04/25/10(Sun)19:47 No.9428350
    >>9428330
    They said that about giant pauldrons the first time they were deployed.

    Now look at them, the foundation of this great Empire.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)19:47 No.9428354
    >>9428297
    yes it was http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/9423853/ enjoy
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)19:48 No.9428361
    >>9428301
    Ahriman as school librarian.
    >> Grungefag !8hjZvH7ioc 04/25/10(Sun)19:48 No.9428365
    >>9428317

    We have similar thought patterns.
    >> Commissar-Kun !uNEmgZBQBo 04/25/10(Sun)19:48 No.9428367
    >>9428330

    Yes well thats you.

    And you are a heretic.
    >> Meet the Parents 04/25/10(Sun)19:48 No.9428369
    >>9428002
    >>9428002

    In progress, but it may take time. Suspect Angron might Koolaid some walls.
    >> OH GOD WHY ARE THERE SO MANY STORIES 04/25/10(Sun)19:48 No.9428375
    >>9428361
    I thought we had Eldrad?
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)19:48 No.9428377
    >>9428293
    Naked!
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)19:48 No.9428383
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    I guess I'll post the Freya/Lyra fic I started last night..passed out before figuring out a ending though. And please forgive the many errors and grammar and shit. I don't write much.


    ..Lyra pulled open her locker and turned her back to it so her Watcher could slip the satchel over shoulders. Not the strongest of creatures, the small robed figure gave off a barely audible moan of exertion as it lifted the bag. A flash of concern crossed Lyra's face, and as soon as everything was secure over her shoulders her immediately soothed the small creature. Father always told her he had to grow up strong, but Lyra always felt sorry for how small her Watcher seemed. As she ruffled the Watchers cloth covered head, she smiled. It was better for her this way, it helped her with her homework and various other intricate tasks. She knew her brothers stupid "carrier" couldn't ever manage the same, and it made her proud of her Watcher, she stroked him gently and made sure she had everything she needed.
    Lost in her thoughts, she became oblivious to her surroundings. Suddenly, frantic tugging on her collar snapped her back to reality. Instinctively she slammed her locker closed as she whispered a quick thanks to her Watcher. She had pictures up that she knew she'd get a lecture for if any teacher saw them.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)19:49 No.9428402
    >>9428383
    WINCEST?
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)19:50 No.9428405
    Writefag for redneck Angron here.

    Does /tg/ want a repost, or no?
    >> Commissar-Kun !uNEmgZBQBo 04/25/10(Sun)19:51 No.9428430
    >>9428405

    Probably
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)19:51 No.9428432
    >>9428405
    Yes. But let's wait for this other story to finish posting, too many at once gets crazy.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)19:51 No.9428442
    >>9428383

    I am or may not like where this is going, so far I like it.

    .....proceed.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)19:52 No.9428446
    >>9428405
    Yes
    >>9428432
    Second
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)19:52 No.9428452
    >>9428293
    Fuck yeah, get them naked. I want to see some cunnilingus.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)19:52 No.9428459
    >>9428293
    No, you fool, there must be somewhat angry tribbing with them taunting one another to do better.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)19:52 No.9428461
    >>9428452
    Too bad. You can probably read about some though.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)19:53 No.9428468
    >>9428297
    Not fully, I think - it only archived a part of it, from what I can tell.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)19:53 No.9428477
    >>9428459
    Tribadism?

    FUCK YEAR!
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)19:53 No.9428480
    >>9428383
    Admittedly she enjoyed "Battle Boy" magazines with the all the good looking guys. But something about it just wasn't her style. She sighed inwardly before turning. Coming her direction down the hall was the buxom and exuberant Freya Russ. A fiery haired young girl, Freya was the captain of the girls rugby team, a strong, charismatic, and athletic individual. Lyra subconciously swept the loose hair way from her face andbit the inside of her cheek, hoping that she wasn't blushing.
    Walking straight up to her, Freya first smiled and then glared at her small Watcher. It gave off a whispery yelp and disappeared into Lyra's bag. Lyra furrowed her brow at the other girl.
    "I don't see why you always have to do that. It's not like he ever tries to hurt you."
    "It." Freya snarled.
    "IT doesn't do anything. But that little thing creeps me out. When'd you start identifying it as male anyway? Prefer it to a real man?"
    At this Lyra couldn't help but colour. Everyone knew she never went after the boys and brushed off their advances. She started to stammer something as she looked at her toes. Strong fingers grabbed her chin roughly, and she was forced to look up into Freyas grinning face.
    "I'm sorry hun, I don't mean to poke fun at you. All the guys around here are losers anyway." Releasing her, Freya laughed and tossed her long red braid over her shoulder.
    "How about we go for coffee?"

    >>9428402
    I hadn't planned on it. It was more to illustrate Lyras LOLDARKSECRET which is her feelings for Freya. Of course, I'm just pulling stuff out of my ass too..
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)19:55 No.9428503
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    >>9428369
    Glad to hear it & thank you.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)19:55 No.9428504
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    >>9428480
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)19:55 No.9428509
    So, any more Meeting the Parents to come...?`
    Or is that it for tonight?
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)19:56 No.9428526
    >>9428509
    I think I could writefag another one, but not until tomorrow. Requests?
    >> Grungefag !8hjZvH7ioc 04/25/10(Sun)19:57 No.9428553
    >>9428452

    You're doing this to annoy me, aren't you?
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)19:57 No.9428560
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    >>9428293
    but Hana already had a boyfriend story.........
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)19:58 No.9428574
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    >>9428553
    If I was doing it to annoy you, I would've posted this.
    >> Meet the Parents 04/25/10(Sun)19:59 No.9428580
    >>9428509

    I'm doing the ending to Kurz & Angron: Lower Left Red, but I might be able to do more tomorrow. In the meantime, have some Iron Warriory goodness (first one I did!)
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)19:59 No.9428583
    >>9428509

    Still working on it, but here's a teaser.

    The house was simple and straightforward. As if the man who had designed it had simply thought “house” with no more ideas connected and it had materialized. James was about to go up the gravel path that went up to the stairs when he heard a clank from the garage connected. Well, garage was a too small a word to describe the joined building. The gate was open and revealed a full-fledged workshop with machines that would make most mechanicus envious at the sight. It was almost as broad as the house itself, three quarters as high and stretched in further than James could easily discern. As he walked up to it he spotted a clearing a bit in, in the middle a white motorbike he recognized and a female shape under it.

    He stopped at the gate to admire the view, Farah lost in concentration with her work. She was clad in a white tee and some torn white jeans, both covered with spots of oil and dirt, as was her face, something that he just thought made her cuter. Her hair was tied up back with the help of a cog-patterned bandana, although a couple of strands had slipped out and were arranged not to interfere. James lost track of time as he watched her work, before he regained his senses and announced himself.

    “That’s Hana’s bike, right?”
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)19:59 No.9428590
    >>9428560
    What are you, gay?
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)19:59 No.9428597
    >>9428480
    Lyras pale blue eyes shone at her friends suggestion..
    They smiled at each other, and headed for the nearest school exit. Suddenly the hallway was full of shuffling men in greatcoats and gasmasks.
    Both girls spat small curses simultaneously.
    "Looks like old man Creed is catching another pair for detention." Commented Freya. Lyra Nodded.
    "He always over crowds this wing, I always wish they'd give him one of the basement classrooms."
    Sharing a laugh and dodged through a throng of students, bursting into the brightness of day outside.
    As the two girls stepped outside. Freya let out a roar of satisfaction.
    "Feels good to be in the open air again!" She said loudly she then inhaled deeply, closing her eye and stretching her shoulders.
    Lyra twisted her blond hair to stop herself from ogling her friends swelling chest. Feeling envious and embarrassed, it took her a moment to reply.
    "Y-yea, it sure is beautiful today."
    Freya tapped against her shoulder playfully.
    "How can you tell when you're always looking at the ground!"
    Lyra started to mumble something, but a rustling in her pack broke her concentration. Before she could stop it, Freyas eyes darted to the bag. She held up her hands in mock defense.
    "Alright, alright, I guess I got a little bit of play in me since we didn't have a proper stretch or excercise during gym class. The substitute we have while Mr. Straken is on his latest safari has the simply worst cardiovascular program I have ever..."
    Closing her ears as her friend detailed the failings of her substitute. Lyra nodded politely and added the occasional word as they walked the few blocks to the coffee shop.
    >> Dating Perturabo's Daughter Meet the Parents 04/25/10(Sun)20:00 No.9428602
    "So..."

    The huge man leaned back in his throne like chair, the room's dim light bouncing off the slab of metal that formed his desk. Those terrible grey eyes, however, never left the young man's face, ever searching for some sign of weakness, some hint of future treachery.

    "...you wish to take my daughter with you on a 'date'"

    The word 'date' was said with such an icily polite way that it was a wonder that the frozen phrase did not drop out of the air and shatter into a million pieces upon the hard surface of the table. The boy swallowed and nodded uneasily.

    "I see."

    Perturabo leaned forward with a predatory look in his eye.

    "Why?"

    "Wh- what?"

    "Why do you wish to 'date' my daughter? It is a simple question. Answer, or I shall... escort you.... from my domain."

    "I... I..."

    Perturabo closed his eyes and massaged his temple before speaking in a low, menacing monotone.

    "Child, you try my patience. I shall ask you one last time: why do you wish to spend time with my daughter outside of the normal educational environment. Her time is limited. She has much to learn. I promise you that you shall get nothing from her that I do not wish her to give. Now... ANSWER ME!"

    "SirIthinkshesbeautifulandIllovespendingtimewithherandshemakescoolstuffandIreallylikeherandplea
    sedon'tkillmesir!"

    The huge man stared at him for one long, uncomfortable minute before settling back into his chair.

    "Oh. Is that all. Very well. She awaits you in the atrium. I expect her back at a reasonable time... oh, and by the way, if this is some trick, if you have been put up to this by one of her cousins... you will pay *dearly* for any upset you cause. Now go..."

    Perturabo appeared to think for a moment before smiling a terrible smile.

    "Have fun."
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)20:00 No.9428611
    >>9428597
    ...and that' all I got so far...I was thinking they'd run into Victoria or Angela at the shop. As I planned for one of them to work there extorting tips. Someone had some good ideas for the shop too..But I lost them when I crashed last night, so any suggestions are welcome, I'll try to come up with some kind of conclusion too...but no promises on how much more I'll do today.
    >> Grungefag !8hjZvH7ioc 04/25/10(Sun)20:00 No.9428618
    >>9428590

    We just don't like lesbians.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)20:01 No.9428629
    >>9428480
    you should wincest
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)20:01 No.9428638
    >>9428602

    I like, I like.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)20:03 No.9428674
    >>9428618

    I for one am not included in this "we".
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)20:03 No.9428678
    >>9428618
    >we

    No just you faggot
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)20:03 No.9428681
    >>9428618
    But they're fictional.

    Regardless, I'm going to do more colouring.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)20:04 No.9428699
    >>9428681
    huzzah!
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)20:04 No.9428702
    >>9428629
    When I starting writing this, one anon voted I turn the story into a lesbian wolfing. I actually had some good ideas for it too but others rallied against it. I'm not sure about fapfics either, but I could try one if that's what everyone wanted.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)20:05 No.9428717
    >>9428590
    no but i do enjoy some consistency. Also for the love of GOD PEOPLE! They are all cousins to some extent, this isnt /b/ we are /tg/ we have standards you know
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)20:05 No.9428723
    >>9428526
    I'd love to see some Venus!
    Boyfriend meets Venus' dad - will be hilarious to see.

    >>9428602
    This is awesome, good sir.
    I hope to see you continue writing Meeting the Parents stuff.
    Best part about these threads...
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)20:05 No.9428728
    >>9428618
    Who's this "we", kemosabe?
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)20:07 No.9428752
    >>9428702
    none of that bestiality, please
    >>9428717
    you're right, we do have standards
    lesbianism/incest over furry/bestiality shit
    godamn
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)20:07 No.9428754
    >>9428611
    >>9428597

    I really don't care for the whole Lyra is lesbian for Freyja stuff. I'd much prefer to see them at each others' throats.

    Maybe have them re-enact their fathers' famous fist-fight.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)20:07 No.9428755
    >>9428717
    Theres only two reasons you could be being this gay.

    1) You're a girl

    2) You're a faggot.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)20:07 No.9428758
    >>9428702
    I want more Meeting the Parents stuff with a boyfriend who is often terrified of the parents but still wants to date their daughters.
    So, well - I don't want them to be lesbians or anything, obviously.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)20:08 No.9428769
    >>9428717
    I know, that makes it even better.

    Except for Alpharia/Omegan, they're SISTERS. TWINS, in fact. Which is AWESOME.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)20:08 No.9428770
    >>9428758
    >>9428754

    Agreed, more boyfriends meeting parents.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)20:08 No.9428780
    They are fictional: they can have lesbian and hetero stories that are in parallel worlds or something, why waste time arguing over it.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)20:09 No.9428785
    >>9428758
    second
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)20:09 No.9428796
    >>9428780

    As long as the rest of /tg/ feels that way, I'm happy.
    >> Grungefag !8hjZvH7ioc 04/25/10(Sun)20:10 No.9428800
    >>9428728

    These gentlemen.

    >>9428317
    >>9428560

    Meh, no point in arguing. We've established that fapfics and canon are two seperate things.
    >> Commissar-Kun !uNEmgZBQBo 04/25/10(Sun)20:11 No.9428819
    >>9428780

    Or in the same world.

    Find me a woman who hasn't seriously wanted to fuck another woman at some point.

    Not like these girls have anything approaching a stable relationship anyways
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)20:11 No.9428827
    >>9428758
    >>9428785
    samefag


    INCEST LESBIANS
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)20:11 No.9428829
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    >>9428723
    Hmm, I may do Venus. I'm not sure how to make it interesting though. I mean Vulkan is a pretty cool dude. Why would anybody be scared of him?

    Pic related, it's Vulkan.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)20:11 No.9428834
    >>9428780

    This, I personally don't care much about the lesbian fapfic (or the fapfic in general), but that ain't reason to raeg over it.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)20:11 No.9428837
    >>9428800
    >Canon
    >40K

    >Laughingtyranids.jpg
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)20:13 No.9428869
    >>9428829

    Well he is a cool dude, but he is still the Huge Black Guy Who Everyone Agrees Is Awesome. And you're going to date his daughter.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)20:13 No.9428870
    >>9428758
    >>9428754
    >>9428752
    ANON HATH SPOKEN!

    Alright, no fapfic.

    >>9428754
    I felt that since their dads are dicks to each other and always fighting that the girls would end up good friends. But that's just me. And previously people talked of the Dark Secret of Lyra was that she was secretly infatuated with Freya. So I tried to include that.
    But it's not like it's cannon. Edit away.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)20:13 No.9428887
    >>9428819
    I guess I can stand the lesbian fapfic stuff - but not in the same "world", for the love of god.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)20:14 No.9428901
    Does anyone care to post the one earlier of them all named and whatnot? I could have sworn I saved it, but allegedly not.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)20:14 No.9428904
    >>9428827
    lol, you wish

    more Meet the Parents and theat Angron/Kruze Buddy Cop thing

    I await these stories and the coloring of the girls

    Carry on kind, good anons doing the Emperor's work
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)20:15 No.9428920
    >>9428870
    I like the infatuation angle, but I think its better if it doesn't descend into fapfic.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)20:15 No.9428921
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    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)20:15 No.9428926
    >>9428870

    Dude, you missed:
    >>9428780
    >>9428796
    >>9428834
    >>9428887

    All of whom are ok with side by side, but not same reality, coexistence of both.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)20:15 No.9428930
    The fact that lyra is shiwn a repressed homosexual is actually a nice idea and gives her a bit of character.

    I hope the Lion isn't gay though, he always seemed awesome.
    >> Commissar-Kun !uNEmgZBQBo 04/25/10(Sun)20:15 No.9428931
    >>9428870

    Dude its just one or two faggots who don't like the lesbian stuff.

    Keep going for it because its fun.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)20:15 No.9428939
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    >>9428829

    Surely you jest, and *this* is Vulkan.

    BTW: voiced Shredder too!
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)20:16 No.9428943
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    >>9428901
    there you go
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)20:16 No.9428951
    >>9428926
    Indeed it seems I did...well I guess I'll write a fapfic too eventually then..I'm going to try to keep the current story fairly innocent though.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)20:16 No.9428952
    Can we please, for the love of god, stop arguing about this and wait for more Meeting the Parents stuff?
    >> Commissar-Kun !uNEmgZBQBo 04/25/10(Sun)20:16 No.9428956
    >>9428930

    Oh come on. Its fairly obvious what Russ and the Lion feel towards each other. That's not rage. That's not anger. It's not even a grudge. They love each other and can't accept it.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)20:17 No.9428968
    Gonna repost Angron in the interim of the lesbo Hana/Furia and secret love Freya/Lyra.

    Kevin checked the address that Furia had given him earlier than day between classes. Yep, this was the place. It would have

    read 'Angron' on the mailbox, but the N and O had fallen off. He still couldn't believe that Furia had asked him on a date. Well,

    not a date per say, but she had at least asked him to pick her up which was as close as you could get with Furia. Kevin

    always had a crush on her, but like every other boy in school, he was too scared of getting his front teeth knocked in to ask

    her out. Lucky for him she was the kind of girl who would ask first. On the whole drive over Kevin had wondered why she'd

    asked him out. I mean, he was nothing if not average. His hair was dirty blond and usually a mess, his eyes were plain and

    brown, he wasn't built, he wasn't rich, and they hardly had any of the same interests. Maybe it was all his metal tees. Maybe it

    was his truck. It was a pretty bitchin' truck.

    At the end of the driveway Furia was sitting on the stoop, her arms resting on her knees and a cigarette resting between her

    fingers. She'd changed out of her school uniform and into torn jeans and a band tee so faded it wasn't even clear which band it

    was anymore. "Hey, you're late," she said, blowing a plume of smoke out from between her lips.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)20:18 No.9428989
    >>9428930
    im pretty sure Lion has been stated before to not be gay with Luther as people seem to think, Luther is her uncle much like Omegon with Alpharia and Omegan
    Luther is also a pretty cool guy, but Lion steals it with him barging out when Russ screams at him across the street
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)20:19 No.9428999
    >>9428956

    >Grimdark 40k Universe
    >Two Primarchs the canon CLEARLY states hate each other.
    >interprets as gay tsundere love.

    lolwut
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)20:19 No.9429000
    >>9428968
    yesss

    megatron.jpg
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)20:19 No.9429008
    >>9428951
    /sigh

    Ok.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)20:19 No.9429010
    >>9428968

    Ah fuck you notepad word wrap! Fix'n.
    >> Grungefag !8hjZvH7ioc 04/25/10(Sun)20:20 No.9429014
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    >>9428837

    /tg/ canon, I meant.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)20:20 No.9429021
    >>9428999

    That's how it works.

    Duh.
    >> Commissar-Kun !uNEmgZBQBo 04/25/10(Sun)20:20 No.9429027
    >>9428999

    Hate wouldn't have them openly seeking excuses to fight each other. Flimsy ones at that.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)20:21 No.9429040
    >>9428989

    Yes, the image of the Lion and Russ yelling at each other form across the street, while Lyra and Freyja are walking home and look at each other an say "Our dad's are pretty stupid, huh?" "Yeah, they really are". Is awesome, I'm going to drawfag this now.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)20:21 No.9429044
    >>9428999
    Yeah, that's usually how fanfic works.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)20:21 No.9429049
    >>9428999
    >>9429000
    Two triples in a row and at opposite ends of 0-9
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)20:23 No.9429070
    >>9428989
    Thats good! He's my favorite Primarch, the whole ordeal with Luther makes me think of Obi Wan in revenge of the sith.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)20:24 No.9429080
    >>9428968
    ...more please.
    >> Commissar-Kun !uNEmgZBQBo 04/25/10(Sun)20:24 No.9429083
    >>9429040

    Remember to have Freya with a huge rack and Lyra sneaking a glance at it from the corner of her eye
    >> Grungefag !8hjZvH7ioc 04/25/10(Sun)20:24 No.9429086
    >>9428999

    Yaoi goggles. Strangely enough, I was brought up with a gay brother, so gays don't unnerve me as much as lesbos.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)20:24 No.9429093
    Guys, I'm going to need help with hair colours for the picture.

    Seeing as how all the primarchs are BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLD, what colour do you think the twins' hair will be?
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)20:25 No.9429109
    >>9428930
    Luther always seems to be around and there is no Mrs. El'Jonson in evidence.

    Beyond that no one has any proof either way and Lyra refuses to talk about it.

    Now for god's sake stop fighting over fapfic and write more funny stuff. Redneck Angron probably has a juggernaut chained to a tree in front of his trailer.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)20:25 No.9429114
    >>9429093
    Could tie it into their Legion colours, maybe?
    >> Inquisitor Nathaniel McGonicle 04/25/10(Sun)20:26 No.9429119
    Hey guys, I threw together a writefag attempt today. My first one in a long time and my first 40k ever, with some modifications to the universe to accomodate /tg/ cannon. Drop pods inbound.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)20:26 No.9429122
    >>9428968

    "Oh, ya, sorry." Kevin sputtered, rubbing the back of his neck. "So, uh, what do you want to do?"

    Furia took another drag and threw her other hand into the air. "Fuck, I dunno. Do I gotta do everything? We'll go throw rocks at the speeder factory or something." Kevin liked that about Furia. Scary as she was, she was still pretty down to earth. No fancy restraunts or flowers required like with Victoria. She had pretty simple tastes.

    "HEY YOU LITTLE BITCH, GET BACK HERE!!" The sudden shout from behind the house startled the birds out of the trees for miles and made Kevin nearly jump out of his skin. That must have been Angron, Furia's dad. Kevin suddenly understood why she was so angry all the time. He couldn't believe he talked to her that way. When he looked back at her he was surprised to find she was wearing that little smirk he liked so much.

    "What?" he asked, puzzled.
    >> Grungefag !8hjZvH7ioc 04/25/10(Sun)20:26 No.9429123
    >>9429093

    Furia is a red head.
    >> Inquisitor Nathaniel McGonicle 04/25/10(Sun)20:26 No.9429139
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    Terra, Imperial Palace Astrotelepathic Station: M34.280

    Plugged into the myriad devices that allowed her to see and speak across the universe, Senior Astrotelepath Liana studied the formless landscape of the Warp and listened for messages from the furthest reaches of the Empire. Being an Astropath on Holy Terra was a near-painless experience: the proximity of the God-Emperor calmed the Warp and allowed Astropaths to do their work nearly strain-free, and so Liana idly studied the shifting colors and lights and awaited transmissions. Suddenly the colors and shapes began to pulsate and flare violently, the signs of information traffic through the Warp. Just as Liana opened her mind to receive and decode the news, she realized her mistake.
    >> Commissar-Kun !uNEmgZBQBo 04/25/10(Sun)20:27 No.9429140
    >>9429086

    I thought they were yaoi shades?

    And if you like gay men then don't bitch about lesbians
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)20:27 No.9429141
    >>9429093
    black
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)20:27 No.9429142
    >>9428999
    Russ and El'Jonson were actually more like vitriolic best buds. Friendly rivals. One was loud and boisterous, the other was quiet and secretive. One was the Yin, the other the Yang. Even their respective chapters carry the tradition of competitive rivalry on; every so often, they meet together to have their champions battle one another.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)20:27 No.9429144
    >>9429122

    "What do you mean, what?" she said. "He was talking to you. Better get back there. If he has to come out front he'll be REALLY pissed." Kevin found it hard to believe that Angron could get any more angry than that shout had sounded. Furia leaned forward and punched Kevin in the thigh, which hurt like a son of a bitch. "Come on shitbird, move your ass."

    Kevin swollowed hard and tried to keep his knees from clattering together. He really had to go meet with Furia's father? This was a nightmare. It took all of his effort put keep putting one foot in front of the other until he was around the side of the house and into the back yard.
    >> Inquisitor Nathaniel McGonicle 04/25/10(Sun)20:27 No.9429155
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    >>9429139

    What had begun as a single message rapidly became 2, then 4, then more. At her station and the astrotelepathic stations around her, red lights lit up and alarms went off. Technicians and supervisors watched in horror as the astropaths spasmed violently with the force, ripping wires from their harnesses and life support monitors. Then, as suddenly as it had begun, it was over. Most of the astropaths slumped over in their seats, and the asides hurried through each one, finding only minor injuries and occasionally, a small amount of blood. The Magos on shift stepped in front of Liana’s station and his mechadendrites began uncoupling her from her station.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)20:27 No.9429157
    >>9429144

    It was hard to miss Angron once he was out there. It seemed like he filled up the entire yard from shoulder to shoulder and the fence around the place hardly seemed worth it since his head cleared the top of it by nearly three feet. He was wearing a sleeveless shirt which put biceps on display that were easily as big around as the boy's waist. Kevin felt like he was about to piss himself.

    "There you are," Angron boomed, leveling Kevin with the most intense stare he had ever endured. Any worse and he might just catch on fire. "What took you so long? Get over here."

    Kevin swollowed again and closed the gap between them, then extended his hand. "H-hello Mr. Angron, I'm Kevin."
    >> Commissar-Kun !uNEmgZBQBo 04/25/10(Sun)20:28 No.9429166
    >>9429123

    now I can't help but think of Kampfer...
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)20:28 No.9429169
    >>9429093
    White with blue/green streaks?
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)20:28 No.9429170
    >>9429093

    Supposedly the Lion is blonde, and Russ is probably a red-head, although there are conflicting sources that say he is blonde.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)20:28 No.9429171
    >>9429157

    Angron struck a match on the side of his cheek and lit the cig hanging between his lips, then looked up at the boy with the perhaps the most uninterested expression in known history. "Why would I want to know that?" Angron flicked the spent match over Kevin's shoulder right past his ear then reached to his side and hefted the axe that was resting against the house into his hands. It was the largest axe Kevin had ever seen. The head was vicious looking. It was jet black and probably three feet from top to bottom but Angron held it in one hand. "Now get down there and hold that log."

    Kevin looked bewildered. Log? Angron pointed the head of his axe down at the boy's feet where a 'log', or more accurately a three foot diameter tree trunk, that was too uneven to stand on the chopping block lie. Kevin's eyes went wide. The first thought that went through his head was how he was going to get that behemoth up on the chopping block. It must have weighed more than he did. Then the rest of the equation sunk in. The axe, the uneven log, and half a ton of angry space marine father. Oh dear God Emperor. "Wait, what?!" Kevin exclaim.
    >> Inquisitor Nathaniel McGonicle 04/25/10(Sun)20:28 No.9429173
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    “We have important news, I would imagine”, he said, his monotone voice sounding as if this happened every day, “Can you tell me what it is?”
    Liana blinked and shook her head. Her head was pounding like she had just been hit with a Battle-Barge, but she quickly shook off the pain and examined the messages. “…..No. The messages come from across the galaxy: Macragge, Nocturne, Cthonia, Caliban, but….they’re all encrypted above my clearance. I cannot read the messages, Magos.”
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)20:28 No.9429179
    >>9429142
    this they were, even in the meet the parents for Lyra its noted that when Lion walks out he is smiling and happy not pissed but still returns the scream
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)20:29 No.9429187
    >>9429171

    Angron was testing the edge of his massive axe with his thumb and looked less than pleased. It seemed to be his default. "Are you fucking deaf AND useless? I said hold that fucking log, limpdick!" Kevin moved so fast he was afraid he might break his neck. Before he knew how he'd done it Kevin had wrestled the log up onto the chopping block and had his hands shaking on either side of it. "That's more like it," Angron grunted from around his cigarette and cradled the axe in both massive hands. I'm going to die, Kevin thought as Angron aimed the head of the axe on the log between his palms. I'm going to die and nobody will ever find the body.

    "So, Calvin," Angron began, wringing his hands on the handle of the axe.

    "I-It's Kevin, sir."

    "DON'T YOU INTERRUPT ME, YOU INSOLENT LITTLE SHIT!" Angron roared, gritting his teeth so hard they cut right through the filter of his cigarette. He spit the rest of the cotton wad out, bouncing it off of Kevin's head, and took a deep breath. "Fuckin' A...anyway, Calvin, I hear you're gonna go out with my little girl."
    >> Inquisitor Nathaniel McGonicle 04/25/10(Sun)20:29 No.9429197
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    For all of a second, the Magos did nothing, possibly thinking as his internal machinery whirred and clicked. “Very well”, it said, “We bring this message to the Omnissiah”. There was a faint burst of static as Liana assumed the Magos used some sort of internal vox, then a Speeder transport painted crimson and gold and embossed with the Imperial Eagle landed expertly outside the station. A single Custodes dressed in full battle plate stepped out the back and swiftly approached the two.
    “This one has news for the Emperor, Magos?” His eyes did not leave Liana, and she cringed inwardly at the lack of expression on his face.
    “Yes, Lord”, replied the Magos. “The information we received is above her clearance level, and as she is the Senior Astropath on duty…”
    The Custodes didn’t even wait for the Magos to finish speaking. He simply lifted Liana as if she weighed nothing and headed back to the Speeder. Once he stepped through the back hatch, he laid Liana into a grav couch and strapped her in. The rear hatch closed silently and the craft immediately took to the air and accelerated. As she felt the G-forces on her body, Liana wondered where she was being taken to.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)20:29 No.9429199
    >>9429169
    Hmm...

    HMM...
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)20:29 No.9429200
    >>9429155

    Um.... well, an attempt's always good, but is this related to the topic at hand?

    I mean, not all 40k threads are quite the same, and I'm not sure you're on topic here? Though if you're going to be, please go on.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)20:29 No.9429205
    >>9429083
    Aren't all of the daughters well-endowed?
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)20:30 No.9429212
    >>9429187

    "Y-yes, sir."

    "Quit calling me sir. I ain't no silver-topped old pantshitter. Just don't even talk, you're making the log shake. Good way to lose a fucking arm." Angron chuckled at that and made a slow test swing at the log. Kevin felt his balls nearly pull up into his chest. "That's some funny shit. I remember back about a hundred years ago I lopped off some xeno fairy's arm right at the shoulder. HA! He goes dancing around bleeding all over the place screamin' in his yarpy xeno babble. I laughed so hard I couldn't even lift my axe to cut him in half before he bled out. Heh, good times." Angron smiled, which may have been the scariest thing Kevin had ever seen. It war more like the manic grin of some horrible Warp beast about to eat a guardsman than anything even close to human enjoyment.

    "Anyway, you take care of my little girl while you're out, ya hear me?" Kevin wondered if Angron had ever even met his daughter. The girl had kicked half of the school's asses, including the captains of the boxing and judo teams. How was he, a skinny kid who'd never been in a fight in his life, supposed to defend Furia against something she couldn't beat into submission? He decided the best course of action was to just nod. It was almost all he could do at this point. Holding the massive log still for so long had his arms burning, but there was no way he was going to drop it and tempt Angron's rage. "Good," Angron said. "Now just remember: You make Furia cry," Angron paused and raised the massive axe over his head and with a grunt of effort brough the head down like a black ceramite guillotine. The head seemed to meet no resistance at all as it sheered through the log until -CRACK!- it hit the chopping block beneath it. "I make you cry. Got me?"
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)20:30 No.9429218
    >>9429179

    Am I to assume the "meet the parents" for Lyra is archived on sup/tg/?
    >> Inquisitor Nathaniel McGonicle 04/25/10(Sun)20:30 No.9429226
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    Oh it will be on topic.

    “You have news for the Emperor. He is not in the Throne right now. He is with the Eldar representative. We will bring your news to him.” Liana noticed as the craft banked and changed speeds that the golden-armored warrior was content to stand perfectly relaxed, as if he was anchored to the floor.
    As the craft sped through the Imperial palace, Liana was able to gaze out the viewport and think about what was going on. Caliban, Nocturne, Cthonia….those were all home worlds to the different Space Marine Legions. So something had just happened simultaneously across the galaxy to at least 5 Legions of Space Marines. Liana quailed as she tried to consider what news she could possibly be bringing the God- Emperor of Mankind. At this last thought, the Custodes tilted his head.
    “Be at ease”, he said. “If there was any information of a tactical significance, it would not have even made it to you. Many of the Primarchs have special channels or means to pass along information that is urgent”.
    That only served to confuse Liana even more, and so she returned to her impromptu tour of the palace. The transport was now passing through the section where Emperor had had great facades the size of buildings of his children and their Legions constructed: Leman Russ, looking vicious with a pair of vicious wolves at his heels and his Space Marines racing through the ruins of some city, Lorgar at the pulpit addressing a large congregation of his warriors and new citizens to the Imperium, Horus and his Sons marching in perfect formation at the Triumph of Ullanor, and on and on.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)20:30 No.9429227
    >>9429212

    Kevin felt like he was about to vomit so hard that his feet would come through his mouth. Shaking like a leaf on a tree, the boy nodded and slowly rose to his feet. "Great," said Angron with a grin, seemingly taking some sick joy in the boy's fear. "Now get the fuck out of here, and don't forget to check your drawers. Heh."

    Kevin fought the urge to flat out run from the back yard and scampered back to the front stoop as quickly as he could walk. Furia was smoking a new cigarette and staring up at the clowds when Kevin rounded the corner. His favorite smirk crept back onto her plush pink lips and a chuckle bubbled out. "You look like you seen a Warp spawn. The fuck is wrong with you?"

    Kevin wiped a cold sweat from his brow and used all his will to stop himself from shaking. "N-nothing. I'm good. I'm totally good."
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)20:30 No.9429228
    >>9428293

    moar, for the emprah!
    >> Grungefag !8hjZvH7ioc 04/25/10(Sun)20:30 No.9429231
    >>9429140

    I don't 'like' them, I'm just far more comfortable around them. Lesbians... they make me angry. I must associate them with feminism. If I was to meet a cool lesbian, perhaps my opinion would change, but so far, all I've encountered is evil, white man-hating butch bull-dyke manimals.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)20:31 No.9429237
    >>9429227

    Furia got up and laughed even more. "Whatever scardy-pants. Grow a fucking spine." She punched him again, this time in the shoulder, the motioned to his truck with her thumb. "Lets go. We'll get some beer and then head over to the speeder factory."

    Kevin had to smile at that. Meeting Angron was probably the most frightening thing he had ever experienced...but that was all okay. He watched Furia's tight rear strut away and hop into the driver's seat of his truck, then fire it up. Right then Kevin decided he'd do it all again in a heart beat if he got another chance. Furia put the truck in gear and started to back away without him.

    "Hey! Wait for me!" Kevin shouted, running for the passenger side door.


    Good End.
    >> Inquisitor Nathaniel McGonicle 04/25/10(Sun)20:31 No.9429238
    >>9429226

    Near the end of this ceremonial hall, the craft passed through two newer chambers. The first showed a warrior in golden armor with a spear of some sort fighting viciously with a monstrosity from the Warp, while his Space Marines nearby were gunning down other creatures with wrist-mounted bolters or impaling them on weapons that crackled with deadly energy. Under the rendition, a golden script read “Constantin Valdor: Primarch of the XXI Legion” and beneath that “The Emperors’ Daemonhunters, Legion XXI: The Grey Knights”.
    Liana remembered hearing about Valdor. Once the Emperors most loyal bodyguard, he was granted the highest honor the Emperor could bestow: his geneseed was mass-produced and implanted into soldiers to produce a new legion of Space marines, trained solely to hunt the daemons from the Warp, and Valdor was made its Primarch. Most of the other Primarchs assisted to make them what they were: Magnus developed a system of wards that were written into their skin to protect them from daemons and Warp energy; Lorgar developed a book of prayers and litanies to hone the Knights minds and keep them focused; Gulliman and Corax sent specialists to train the new Legion in small-unit tactics, because the Knights needed to be nearly everywhere in the universe and were permanently spread thin and Vulkan and Manus seconded their finest weapon and armor smiths to keep the Knights well-equipped. The next chamber was part of the reason for this new specialty legion.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)20:31 No.9429245
    >>9429086
    You realize you are in the vast minority of males that don't like lesbians, right?
    >> Inquisitor Nathaniel McGonicle 04/25/10(Sun)20:32 No.9429257
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    In the center of a massive chamber near the heart of the imperial Palace stood an enormous statue of the Emperor of Mankind in golden armor flanked by Custodes and the Sisters of Silence, facing a delegation of Eldar led by Eldrad Ulthran. Eldrad had found the Emperor at the outset of the Great Crusade and warned the Emperor of the dangers of Warp beings. As a show of loyalty, Eldrad was able to get the Eldar to cease aggression against the Imperium. Slowly, the tenuous cease-fire solidified into a Treaty, then a pact of mutual assistance between the two races. During the Crusade, Fulgrim and his Legion had run across maiden worlds that the Eldar had planned to return to, and with coordination between the Imperium and the Eldar, the Eldar had managed to start anew on the eastern fringe of the galaxy. Now the Emperor worked together frequently with Eldrad; Liana mused that maybe powerful psykers attracted their own. It was the Eldar who first insisted that the Emperor take the threat from the Warp more seriously and resulted in the creation of the Grey Knights. As the speeder passed out of the chamber and into another tunnel, the monument faded from view to be replaced by more of the palace. Liana leaned back on her couch and rested her eyes.
    >> Grungefag !8hjZvH7ioc 04/25/10(Sun)20:32 No.9429259
    >>9429166

    NO! NO GOD, PLEASE, NO!
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)20:32 No.9429260
    >>9429231

    I pretend bull dykes never existed and imagine lesbians as nice and feminine women who just happen to love other women.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)20:32 No.9429263
    >>9429205
    In my fic so far I've figured Freya is the largest in terms of endowment. Maybe Victoria slightly ahead..but the whole idea was that Freya was like a really hot, big rugby chick.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)20:33 No.9429282
    >>9429231

    I'm gonna have to agree with this, I haven't met very many nice, or even sane, lesbians, more often then not they're incredibly annoying, especially the weeaboo ones. But I have some gay friends, and most gays I meet are pretty normal people, some are irritating, but most are fine.
    >> Inquisitor Nathaniel McGonicle 04/25/10(Sun)20:33 No.9429284
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    >>9429257


    Liana opened her eyes as she felt deceleration and blinked away some sleep; her vanguard still immobile in the center of the craft. After a fast but smooth descent, the speeder came to a stop and opened its rear hatch. The Custodes leaned forward and quickly unbuckled Liana, then stepped out of the speeder. “Move quickly. We do not keep the Master of Mankind waiting”.
    Liana’s heart rate picked up as she stepped out. They were just outside of the palace, in a beautiful garden on top of one of the mountains the palace was built into. The air was warm and a pleasant breeze carried the scent of exotic flowers through the air. About 20 feet away the Emperor stood in a clean crimson robe and conversed quietly with the Eldar Farseer who, without his bizarre helmet on, looked almost human. Liana realized that she for all her years in the Palace, she had never seen the Emperor in person before; this was the opportunity of a lifetime. She was about to step forward and speak when a man in dark blue robes blocked her view.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)20:33 No.9429288
    >>9429218
    its in either the one before this one or the one before that, it was short like only two posts
    >> Grungefag !8hjZvH7ioc 04/25/10(Sun)20:34 No.9429294
    >>9429245

    Yes, I'm aware of that. I'm also among the minorty of men who don't like sports. Anything else you want to know?
    >> Inquisitor Nathaniel McGonicle 04/25/10(Sun)20:34 No.9429305
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    “You have news for the Emperor”, he said flatly.
    “Y-Yes”, Liana replied. “I received some news that was above-“
    “It was not a question”, the man snapped tersely. “I am Malacdor. You will give your news to me.”
    Liana’s eyes bulged, Malacdor, the Emperor’s advisor? “I told you, Lord, I cannot access the infor-“
    “Of course you can’t, fool. Open your mind to me and I will retrieve the information”. With that, he placed his hands on either side of Liana’s head.
    Liana saw flashes of space in her head, then some of the primarchs- Russ, Vulkan, The Lion….they were with women, and…. Liana’s eyes grew large, and Malacdor’s jaw dropped. He quickly released her head and spun to the meeting. “My Lord Emperor!” he called out. “News from your sons!”
    The two psychic superpowers didn’t even appear perturbed; they merely turned to look at Malacdor.
    “Robute, Vulkan, Horus, The Lion and Russ are going to be fathers! All of them to little girls!”
    Eldrad looked confused. “I suppose a congratulations is in order?” asked the Eldar Farseer. His voice was simultaneously smooth and unnatural to Liana’s ears.
    Malacdor put his face in his hands. “How in the Warp…? Why did they all have to be girls?”
    Liana saw a faint smile played across the Emperor’s lips.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)20:35 No.9429309
    >>9429231
    So you hate them because of a fucking stereotype, even though you know the stereotypes for gays are wrong? You're an idiot. I've worked along side lesbians that were just normal women. Anyone with a semblance of intelligence should know that stereotypes like that can't always be true, statistically.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)20:35 No.9429318
    >>9429245

    Hey, most hetero guys love Lesbians in porn, but that doesn't mean we have to like them in person.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)20:36 No.9429330
    >>9429309

    This MUST be a femanon
    >> Grungefag !8hjZvH7ioc 04/25/10(Sun)20:37 No.9429352
    >>9429309

    From my experience, the stereotype is correct. I already said that if I was to meet a cool lesbian my opinion might change.

    Anyone with any semblence of intelligence can read a few lines of text.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)20:37 No.9429355
    >>9429330
    And why would you think that? No, I'm a straight male. I have no clue why you'd think I would have to be female to post that.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)20:38 No.9429366
    lesbians in porn are awesome
    lesbians in RL (that I have met) fucking suck
    gays in porn = do no want (as I am a dude)
    gays in RL, as long as they aren't "Fabulous" they are tolerable to pleasant

    can we shut up now and let the stories roll?
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)20:38 No.9429367
    Working on a meeting Fulgrim...

    Working on the extreme perfectionist angle
    >> Grungefag !8hjZvH7ioc 04/25/10(Sun)20:38 No.9429368
    >>9429330

    Lesbian femfag, I'll gues.
    >> Alpharius 04/25/10(Sun)20:38 No.9429376
    I'm actually going to wait for the writefaggotry to cool down, then write some Venus stuff.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)20:38 No.9429377
    >>9429330
    hurrrr anyone on 4chan who isn't a raging misogynist is obviously a woman durrr
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)20:38 No.9429385
    >>9429245
    Personally at least, I like lesbians, if we can get pics of them.
    And the more fapworthy stuff, the better - as long as it's not 1st person stuff...
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)20:39 No.9429390
    Stop fucking arguing, tell me what colour you want the twin's hair.

    Jesus, fuck...
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)20:39 No.9429392
    >>9429376
    >>9429367
    excellent, thank you anon and Alpharius
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)20:39 No.9429396
    >>9429238
    ... The Grey Knights are chapter 666.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)20:39 No.9429397
    >>9429352
    >Anyone with any semblence of intelligence can read a few lines of text.
    That doesn't mean that the person that wrote the text is intelligent. Straight people have widely variant personalities and lives, why is it so hard to believe that the same is true for homosexuals? If you base your beliefs on just what you see around you, that's pretty limiting. Never met a Zoroastrianist? Guess they don't exist then.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)20:40 No.9429411
    >>9429390
    one green and one blue with a yellow stripe down the middle?
    or just one green and one blue

    eh?
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)20:40 No.9429422
    >>9429367
    YYEEESSSS!!!
    Keep up the work!
    >> Grungefag !8hjZvH7ioc 04/25/10(Sun)20:40 No.9429425
    >>9429390

    They should both have brown hair. However, one has dark roots and the other has light roots.

    That's how they expect you to tell them apart.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)20:41 No.9429435
    Thanks to all this bitching Primarch daughters are slowly getting ruined for me.
    >> Inquisitor Nathaniel McGonicle 04/25/10(Sun)20:41 No.9429436
    >>9429396

    In the /tg/ "No Heresy" universe, why would the Legions ever split into Chapters?
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)20:41 No.9429439
    >>9429390

    Green and Black, one has green hair, one has black hair. does that work?
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)20:41 No.9429442
    >>9429425
    Shouldn't they be the exact same so you CAN'T tell them apart? So they can take each other's place when needed?
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)20:41 No.9429443
    >>9429368
    I agree with everything he or she says, your just a hipocritical jerk, most gay males I have met are total douchebags who hit on me, does that mean I have to hate all gay males? No. Stop being a faggot.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)20:43 No.9429483
    Well, this thread went to shit. When you stop arguing, let me know.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)20:43 No.9429489
    >>9429442
    very nearly the same, so that unless you'd known them extremely well they would be identical, maybe go wiht black hair with strips of green colouring in it, so that the simple rearrangement of hair would make them look identical.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)20:44 No.9429491
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    Okay Okay Okay, can we get back to the stories please?

    I think everyone needs to relax.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)20:44 No.9429498
    >>9429376
    Please write them now, Alpharius...
    We need more writefaggotry and less arguing...

    Also, should a new thread be made, or something?
    This one seems kind of big - not sure if it's autosaging, though.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)20:44 No.9429504
    >>9429436

    Legions might not even exist. It seems like its just the Primarchs, Emperor and a few others.
    >> Commissar-Kun !uNEmgZBQBo 04/25/10(Sun)20:44 No.9429505
    >>9429491

    YES BACK TO THE STORIES!

    I WANT TO HEAR THE END OF HANA AND FURIA'S FUCK SESSION I MEAN FIGHT!
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)20:45 No.9429522
    >>9429491
    Finally, a voice of reason! Thank you! Let's get back to the stories already!

    For fuck's sake, this is supposed to be fun, isn't it?
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)20:46 No.9429525
    >>9429498
    Seconding this!
    I want to read about the Venus one!

    And more Meeting the Parents, please!

    ...Is anyone putting those up on 1d4chan, anyway?
    I don't think suptg is saving them all, anyway.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)20:46 No.9429526
    I added my Lyra story the wiki if that's ok.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)20:46 No.9429532
    Incidentally, anyone going to do a fic of Alpharia/Omegan 'experimenting'?
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)20:46 No.9429534
    Need more Angron making the prospective boyfriends shit their pants
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)20:46 No.9429547
    Fuck, Hana looks like Megan Fox. Fuck.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)20:47 No.9429549
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    >>9429505

    YES. A THOUSAND TIMES, YES. THE TWO HOTTEST PRIMARCH-SPAWN.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)20:47 No.9429550
    Meet Fulgrim, a taste of what i got. My first try at writefaggotry...

    The house was impressive, no doubt about it. Every inch of the tower facade was either painted in the most vibrant colors imaginable or blocked by a statue, each and every one a masterpiece handcrafted by the owners own two hands. I stood in awe and admired it in silence and it struck me that even the grass, every single blade of it perfectly cut and measured exactly two inches tall was a work of art.

    Victoria had said that her father was a perfectionist and that I should be on my best behavior and look my best when I met him so before I rang the doorbell I once again corrected my tie and smoothed out the imaginary wrinkles in my shirt, checked my breath and made sure my shirt was tucked in all the way around. When I finally felt safe and at my best I knocked the door.

    It took exactly fifteen seconds before the door opened. In the doorway stood the most gorgeous girl I had ever laid eyes upon in my entire life and I couldn’t believe I was here to pick her up. Victoria was dressed in a bubblegum pink summer dress that was just so short that any movement might reveal just a tad too much and the fabric was just thin enough that you could start to see through it, but not quite. One look and I already felt my head swim and I felt my knees grow weak.

    “Hey there good looking…” She smiled, oh god those soft, full lips curved just in that perfect way and it made my heart flutter. “You’re a bit early, I’m not quite done yet…” She wasn’t done yet? Did she actually think she could look any better? I couldn’t even phantom such a thing. “Hey my dads in the kitchen, I think he was mixing drinks, maybe he could whip one up for you while you wait?”
    >> Commissar-Kun !uNEmgZBQBo 04/25/10(Sun)20:47 No.9429552
    >>9429532

    THIS THIS THIS
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)20:47 No.9429567
    come on come on come on come on chameleon

    Can't wait for some Venus...
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)20:47 No.9429569
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    >>9429139
    >>9429155
    >>9429173
    >>9429197
    >>9429226
    >>9429238
    >>9429257
    >>9429284
    >>9429305
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)20:50 No.9429612
    >>9429550
    Looking forward to seeing it!

    >>9429526
    AWESOME! :D
    I missed this one before - I really like it!


    People writing those Meeting the Parents things - could it be possible to convince you to post your stuff over at 1d4chan as well? :)
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)20:51 No.9429639
    Anyone doing an Isis Meeting the Parents one?
    That sounds like it could be hilarious as well!
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)20:54 No.9429693
    I want to bang Fulgrim's daughter so fucking hard.

    I'd also marry Ferrus Manus's because the flesh is weak, but the heart is... *sniffle* LOVE BLOOMS! (or is it incest if my chapter has Iron Hands-derived geneseed? if it is, it's not heresy, right? right?)
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)20:58 No.9429759
    >>9429505
    I CAN'T FINISH IT, I'M COLOURING!
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)20:59 No.9429770
    Bumping
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)20:59 No.9429774
    Anyone want to make a new thread...?
    I think this one is in autosage
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)21:00 No.9429783
    >>9429759
    colors? huzzah!
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)21:01 No.9429797
    >>9429245
    he's also a narrow-minded twat for thinking his namefaggery gives him a veto power of any sort.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)21:02 No.9429817
    >>9429693

    ...as I make some uncomfortable realizations about myself. Iron Hands & Emperor's Children are my favorite legions / Primarchs. I want to bang both of their daughters, who are basically embodiments of the two types of women I am attracted to IRL. I'm either going to die by beheading with a daemon sword or by accidentally a demonhost.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)21:03 No.9429833
    >>9427574

    The over-protective dad shit is tiring. They can MORE then deal with shit themselves.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)21:04 No.9429853
    >>9429833

    Oh, I'm about to fix that.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)21:05 No.9429859
    this one get archived so we can make another one?
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)21:05 No.9429874
    >>9428583

    Cont.

    Farah turned towards him and smiled, white teeth showing under a freckled and oil-stained face with blue eyes. She pushed herself out from the machine and got up.

    “Yeah, she told me she wanted it to go faster, though I don’t really know what to do.” She pushed the loose strains of brown hair out of her face, where they had fallen when the direction of gravity had changed. “I told her I could paint it red for her,” she continued jokingly, “but she wasn’t so keen on that idea.”

    James laughed a bit at the joke, but then got more serious. He swung his backpack around and opened it, taking out the item within and holding it out towards Farah.

    “Here is what you requested, is it good enough?”
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)21:06 No.9429884
    >>9429874
    She took it from him and started inspecting it closely, turning it around to get a better look, her face stern and serious.

    “It was quite some work to get it…” he added, hoping to influence the judgment. As he said so he thought he could spot a smile tugging at her lips, and soon enough she smiled back at him. Putting the item on a bench beside her.

    “Yes, it is good enough. Test… passed.” She touched his nose with one of her metal fingers, it was cold to the touch, but James thought it was more than just that that sent a shiver down his spine. “So yes, you get a date with me. Got time now?”
    >> Meet the Parents 04/25/10(Sun)21:06 No.9429890
    The cinema where Furia and Simon had visited was situated down town. The area had gone downhill in recent years, urban decay and crime claiming an area that had once been fashionable. The muggy, humid night air was alive with the thumping bass of loud music and the distant sound of fights breaking out. From his position in the gloomy shadows of an ally, the Night Haunter could sense a thousand different tastes and sensations on the air, from the pungeant perfume dancing about a street walker to the acid tang of vomit pooling in a gutter. He could sense the lingering outlines of where Furia and the boy had been, and the fresh young blood spilled on the pavement. But what most interested him was a single delicate scent that teased his sense like the scent summer flower. Fear. Fear, strong and close.

    It was but the work of moments to track down its source. An apartment overlooking the street where the mugging had taken place. The fat man inside had clearly been the witness who had seen what had happened. Kurz adjusted his hat, put down his toolbox, and knocked at the door. A nervous voice called out from inside.

    "Who is it?"

    "You can think of me as a concerned parent." said the Night Haunter, slipping off his gloves and examining his claw like nails. "I just want to go over the details of an incident you observed earlier tonight."

    Behind the door, Kurz heard the sound of shotgun being loaded. He smiled slightly.

    "Go away, man! I ain't talking to no pig. Back off. I got rights.."

    "Oh, but sir, I'm just a concerned parent. I certainly wouldn't want any police here. I just want a friendly conversation, that's all. Is that really too much to ask? Perhaps if I came in..."

    The door burst open as the fat man came blasting out with the shotgun. The corridor was empty. There was no sign that anyone had ever been there. The man relaxed. Then he heard a mocking whisper in his ear.

    "Too slow."
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)21:06 No.9429895
    >>9429884

    James was almost struck by the question, he hadn’t expected it to go this fast.

    “Uh, yeah, I do. I don’t have anything planned.”

    Farah smiled a sly smile that didn’t make James feel so good anymore.

    “Well, I do. Oh, hi Dad!”

    James spun around, he hadn’t noticed the large shadow that now blocked out the sun from the outside. The man was bare-chested and hairless, which only worked to reveal the well-trained body even more. His hands, just as his daughter’s, was of shining metal and rested at his hips. He wasn’t as large as Angron or Russ that he had seen in passing at the school, but he seemed so much larger up in person.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)21:07 No.9429898
    imo, coloring the waifus > meeting their dads
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)21:07 No.9429903
    >>9429895

    “Good day, Mr Manus.” James managed to get out from himself. It was quiet for a second before Ferrus Manus made a large “Hmpf” and stretched out his right hand.

    “Call me Ferrus.” His eyes were locked with James who now felt especially small. At the same time he knew this had to be a test and steeled himself and answered the handshake. Within the blink of an eye his hand was locked with the Primarch’s and he felt a crushing force constrict it. James was not caught unaware, he had almost expected it. Still, it hurt like hell. Like a bone would snap at any second. He wanted to scream in pain, but Farah put one hand on his back as she moved up beside him. The touch eased his pain somehow and the grip from the father soon loosened.

    “Good work, son,” the large man rumbled, “seems like there is some fiber in you after all.” The large man smiled at him and patted him “lightly” on the shoulder with his metal hand. The pats made him almost fall to the ground.

    “Thanks…” James managed to get out of himself. Ferrus didn’t respond but scanned past the young man and into the workshop.

    “So you’re the guy who wants to get into the pants of my daughter.” His statement was intimidatingly direct. James did not know how to respond, he looked at Farah for support, but she was looking away, probably blushing. “Oh, don’t act so surprised, I know how it is to be young and what you got in your head. Now I trust my girl to take care of herself and choose a good guy, but don’t let that trust get to your head.” Ferrus continued, eyes fixed on the couple.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)21:07 No.9429913
    >>9429903
    “I hear you’re handy with a wrench, and does sports.” The Primarch stated after a couple of seconds of embarrassed silence.

    “I do,” James answered, glad at the change of subject,” although I’m no match against your daughter… in either of them.” He snuck a glance at Farah, who was doing the same and smiled at him.

    Ferrus chuckled. “Yeah, she’s quite something, my Farah. Still, sports are good, it toughens us. The Imperium needs more strong men.” He fixed his eyes at James again. “Ever thought about joining the Iron Hands?”

    “Uhm…” James had definitely not expected that question. Like anyone he had fantasized about joining the Astartes, but he never thought it to be possible. “Not really…”

    “Well, I guess Farah could whip you into shape if she finds you worthy. And let me tell you now, if you want to marry her, believe me I’m gonna put the same expectations on you then that I put on my Marines now, so you better ask her to start the training today.” As Ferrus had spoken he had started to gesticulate with his metal hands and James now found a thick iron finger pointing at his face.

    He swallowed, unable to speak, but managed to nod.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)21:08 No.9429920
    >>9429913

    “You understand? Good. Now, I’ll leave you to your plans for the evening. Cya, kid. Farah, be back before twelve.”

    The large Primarch patted him once again on the shoulder, an impact that surely would give him a bruise, as he strode into the workshop. When the man had disappeared James felt as he could breathe again.

    “Wow…” was the only thing he could say.

    “I know, Father’s a bit special…” Farah said as she took his hand and started pulling him towards the truck that was parked outside. “My Uncles too for that matter.” She added as she showed him towards the passenger side of the truck. Sitting down on the passenger seat as Farah slid into the driver’s he noticed that she hadn’t cleaned herself up since he had arrived. Not that he minded, but it was hardly the kind of look one had when one was on a date. Their eyes connected and it was as if Farah read his mind. “Oh, I don’t need to, not where we’re going.”

    “Where is that?” James wondered, now feeling a bit at unease, but at the same time excited, as if he was embarking on an adventure.

    Farah smiled slyly again, the same smile that he had seen before in the workshop. She started the truck with a roar.

    “The Iron Hands training grounds.” She said grinningly.

    An adventure indeed…
    >> Meet the Parents 04/25/10(Sun)21:08 No.9429923
    >>9429890

    Later.

    "Angron? Yes. Turns out it was the local pill peddler. They were his clients, apparently. Didn't want the police to get involved, so he was decidedly unhelpful. Hmm? Oh no, he talked to me. Positively babbled. They hole up in an abandoned hotel on first and tenth. You can't miss it... oh of course. Wouldn't miss this for the world. You go on ahead, I'll catch up. A few loose ends to tie up."

    The night haunter snapped the phone shut and returned to his task.

    "Where were we... ah yes, we were discussing your future. Tell me... do you remember those old anti-drug messages? They weren't very effective, were they?"

    Kurz positioned the nail and raised the huge mallet in his hand.

    "You, on the other hand, are going to be a much, much better spokesman. You see, if thing I've learned as a parent it's that if you can't set a good example..."

    Kurz snarled and brought the hammer came down with a sickening crunch.

    "...you can serve as a terrible warning."
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)21:09 No.9429938
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    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)21:10 No.9429953
    >>9429938
    wonderful!
    >> Meet the Parents 04/25/10(Sun)21:11 No.9429966
    >>9429923

    All I have so far, didn't want to leave anon hanging. Might not get any more done tonight as it is gone 2am here.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)21:11 No.9429971
    >>9429263
    Eh. Here's my idea in a rough draft.

    Bust size chart (from biggest to smallest):
    Victoria
    Freya
    Hana
    Venus
    Miranda
    Isis/Angela
    Farah/Faith/Kelly/Roberta
    Furia/Lyra/Mortarion/Cora
    Alpharia/Omegan
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)21:12 No.9429978
    Xiombarg's Storyteller wants to know if people still wanted Lyra demonstrating sexual confusion over Freya and Freya demonstrating a distinct lack of interest in human males. With the twins thrown in as a cameo.

    No sex will be involved.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)21:12 No.9429986
    >>9429890
    >>9429923
    awesome
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)21:12 No.9429995
    >>9428583
    >>9429874
    >>9429884
    >>9429895
    >>9429903
    >>9429913
    >>9429920

    And that's it from me, hope it is appreciated. Now... Bed.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)21:13 No.9430004
    >>9429978
    sure
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)21:13 No.9430014
    >>9429995
    Thank you kind anon
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)21:14 No.9430019
    >>9429978
    of course.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)21:15 No.9430040
    >>9429978

    Yes.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)21:15 No.9430044
    >>9429978

    Personally I don't think Lyra's a lesbian. But to each their own.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)21:15 No.9430045
    Any writefags want to continue the Hana/Furia fight while I colour?
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)21:16 No.9430059
    Do the twins actually HAVE names yet?
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)21:16 No.9430063
    >>9429923
    >>You can't miss it... oh of course. Wouldn't miss this for the world.

    Oh fuckhell yes. Angron and Curze, BRING THE FIRE!

    >>"...you can serve as a terrible warning."
    >:-]
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)21:16 No.9430066
    >>9430044
    There are other types of yearning besides pure lesbianism.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)21:17 No.9430071
    >>9429995
    I appreciated it.
    Thank you

    >>9429550
    Looking forward to seeing more of this Fulgrim stuff at some point. :)

    Going to bed now - can someone save this thread?
    Or, better yet, put the Meeting the Parents stuff up on 1d4chan?
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)21:17 No.9430080
    >>9430059
    Alpharia and Omegan
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)21:18 No.9430087
    >>9429978
    Feel fre-
    >No sex will be involved.
    Hmm...acceptable.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)21:18 No.9430091
    >>9430059
    see
    >>9428943
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)21:19 No.9430105
    Hey. HEY!

    Dude-who-drew-Hana, if your intention was to inspire the frame work of an actiony Saturday morning cartoon series from one picture, you've succeeded.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)21:19 No.9430108
    Someone is saving this, right?
    Even the last part?
    I don't want to lose this stuff we got just now due to suptg getting weird or anything!

    ...Please tell me this will be saved.

    I want to read the Meeting the Parents stuff later on...
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)21:19 No.9430109
    >>9430080
    Thank you, just making sure.
    >> New story "freya" Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)21:19 No.9430110
    first time writhefagg

    As he turns the bend in the gravel road he came up to cabin although cabin wasn’t the right word, it looked more like a mix between a longhouse and a mansion built completely out of wood. There was a metal fence that surrounded the house and two other buildings on the property. One appeared to giant smokehouse by smell of it and the smoke that was coming out. The other he had no idea; it was more modern than the two others that all he could guess.
    He parked his car next to the only other vehicle he saw an old red pickup truck and then made his way toward the gate in the fence. When he got within ten feet of it, he heard them run up to the fence. The two biggest dogs he had ever seen, the larger one looked like it look at him straight in the eyes, and they were charging him. Barking and growling the whole time, he wasn’t sure that the fence could hold them back.
    Luckily for him he didn’t get to find out as a voice from the house rang out. “FREKI GERI, STOP,GET BACK HERE, LEAVE HIM ALONE” and by the emperor he did. He then saw, the angel that had saved him. Freya, the daughter of Leman Russ and the schools star athlete, “hey Alex you ok, I hope my dad’s wolves didn’t scare you too much”. As she said that he saw that they really were wolves and not dogs. He was even happier to have only fallen on his ass and not done anything worse. “ y...ya I’m find” he said while getting back up. “Bad Freki, bad Geri, get go hunt something” she said as she opened the gate. The two of them ran past him and into the forest, but not before the one he thought was Geri marked his territory on his car. “You wanna come in, I’m pretty much all setup” she said, grabbing his arm and leading toward the house. “Sure” he said, still shocked from his encounter and not knowing what to expect inside.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)21:19 No.9430115
    >>9429550
    I stammered out what I think was a yes before stepping inside. She just smiled and winked at me. “Promise I won’t be long, I just want to get everything just right for you…” And then she was up, padding up the stairs towards her room, the dress fluttering about her as she went. I couldn’t tear my eyes of off her, and somewhere in a shameful place I almost hoped that I would catch a glimpse of what she under underneath that dress…but it was just the perfect length and I was left with dashed dreams.

    “Hey kid! Come in here let me have a look at ya!” I heard a melodic, yet strong and demanding voice call from inside the kitchen. Without hesitation I followed the voice as if beckoned by a sirens call. I was nervous, I could feel it, after all I was about to meet the primach Fulgrim himself! Yet his voice had lulled my trembling legs and I felt safe somehow.

    It all changed the moment I crossed in to the kitchen. Awe struck I gazed upon the human male form in perfection, the god man Fulgrim himself and at that very moment I couldn’t really tell who I wanted more, him or his daughter. The moment he saw me I could feel his eyes drill in to my very soul and never before have I been under such tense scrutiny. Instantly his handsome face twisted in to a mask of utter disgust and he shook his head, the grey mane cascading from his scalp whipping about him as he did. “What is wrong with you boy?!” He barked and I could hear the righteous indignation in his voice. I felt my heart plummet in to the pit of my stomach and how every drop of blood in my body turned in to ice. “How dare you march in here looking like that? Don’t you have any decency at all?!” I threw a quick look down over myself thinking I had forgotten my pants or something but I couldn’t find anything wrong with my cloths at all.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)21:20 No.9430123
    >>9430105
    She does look a tad like a morning cartoon hero...
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)21:20 No.9430132
    >>9430115

    He threw the cocktail shakers he had been holding in his hands to the floor and jumped over the bar disk in one incredible bound. Before I knew it he was upon me and I cowered in his shadows thinking that my final moment had come. I felt his fingers around my neck and I was certain he was about to choke the life out of me…imagine my surprise when instead he ripped the tie from my neck and threw it away and then let out a sigh of relief. “You never wear a coal black tie on a first date!” He growled and then staggered away. “Sit! Grab a drink…I’ll fetch you a onyx one instead…”

    I couldn’t really grasp the situation, couldn’t quite put two and two together but I wasn’t about to protest. I singled down on one of the stools by the bar and then began to search for the aforementioned drink. Imagine my surprise when I found no less than fifty four shot glasses all lined up one after another filled to the brim. Without hesitation I downed the first glass that I could reach and to this day I regret swallow so fast. The flavors that danced in my mouth was nothing short of perfect, a balance between the rough bite of the alcohol and smooth and sweet flavor of uncountable fruits danced on my palate and for a moment I felt myself being swept away to a tropical paradise, but in the blink of an eye it was all gone. I reached for another shot, I had to taste it again! But just as my fingers nudged the glass I heard a voice behind me.

    ~ more is on its way
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)21:21 No.9430143
    animu shit
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)21:21 No.9430151
    >>9429978
    Yes.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)21:22 No.9430165
    >>9430108

    http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Warhammer_High#Meeting_The_Lion

    start adding stories, and I think someone who knows how should link it to the primarch imperium and wh40k pages
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)21:23 No.9430188
    >>9429923
    MOAR, it's fucking awesome
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)21:24 No.9430199
    >>9430132
    good, good
    >>9430110
    awesome, Freya

    also, new thread time?
    >> Hints and Suppositions Xiombarg's Storyteller !!z1hgapD+QHp 04/25/10(Sun)21:25 No.9430223
    Lyra lay sprawled across her desk, staring towards the wall. Her watcher grunted and fumbled with her books beneath the desk, organizing them for her next class. It wasn't unusual to see her sprawled across the desk - despite her fair hair and lack of skulls and chains it was "common knowledge" she was a great deal more emo than Kelly was purported to be.

    She was actually staring at Freya, who was doodling idly in one of her textbooks. A surge of some emotion - Lyra did not care to dissect exactly what the contents of that emotion were - made her heart beat faster. Her hand clenched into a fist as she stared at the redhead.

    "You know what they say-"
    "-about Freya don't you?"

    Lyra sat up and looked at the twins. No, that wasn't quite right - they were The Twins.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)21:25 No.9430228
    >>9430165
    Thank you.
    Hopefully others will add stuff to it as well!

    ...I don't know much about wiki myself, unfortunately.
    >> Grungefag !8hjZvH7ioc 04/25/10(Sun)21:27 No.9430258
    Archive this thread for later use. Bed now.

    No hard feelings over the lesbian thing?
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)21:27 No.9430260
    >>9430165
    could you plz explain to me how to add individual stories to a page that way i can start to add in the other meet the parents?
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)21:28 No.9430262
    >>9430228
    going to leave now - hopefully more people will add stuff to 1d4chan!
    Good luck with the writefaggotry!
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)21:28 No.9430264
    >>9429995 here

    >>9430165
    >>9430071

    Have added Meeting Ferrus Manus to the page. Also, I'd like some feedback on my interpretation of him. I was inspired by the trials he went through and that he worked to promote rivalry and weed out the weak. Also it says his Legion is very straight-forward, so I made it one of his traits. A bit like an Übermensch-proponent (in the Nietzsche way and not the Nazi way).
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)21:29 No.9430291
    >>9430260
    anyone mind helping this anon?
    Going to bed, myself...
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)21:30 No.9430311
    >>9430264

    I just finished Fulgrim. Ferrus is a hot-head who gets angry fast but calms down fast too. Basically besides that he's a pretty chill guy.
    >> Meet the Parents 04/25/10(Sun)21:30 No.9430314
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    >>9430188
    I'm sorry, anon, but it's way too late. Angron's roaring rampage of revenge will have to wait till tomorrow.

    BTW, if somebody could draw one of the primarchs in their home clothes that would be spiffy. I imagine they look a little like this...
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)21:31 No.9430325
    >>9430223
    excellent
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)21:31 No.9430330
    >>9430264
    the only thing that sorta seemed out of place was the whole him asking him to join the Iron Hands as thats the first time we have any indication that the Primarchs are still with their Legions, i was under the assumption from the meet Guilliman story that all the Primarchs had retired, also plz add the whole story of how the Emperor finds out about the Primarchs having kids as the first story? it just seems to fit best at the beginning
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)21:31 No.9430334
    >>9430260

    Press Edit (either at the top of the page or at one of the titles)

    Find where you should put the text

    The title should look like:
    =Meeting [Primarch]=

    Then just add text and press Save
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)21:33 No.9430355
    >>9430260
    Press edit on the top of the page
    Then, type the following
    =Meeting (Whoever the Primarch is)=
    Then write down the story!

    Did that help?
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)21:34 No.9430365
    >>9430355
    >>9430334
    Helping-mind
    Feels nice, man. :D
    >> Xiombarg's Storyteller !!z1hgapD+QHp 04/25/10(Sun)21:35 No.9430385
    >>9430223
    Lyra glared sullenly at The Twins and waited, but a sidelong glance that gave them an uncanny mirroring of one another was all the response she got. "No, what do they say?" she asked, exasperation finally getting the better of her.

    Alpharia grinned wickedly. "They say she fucks like a wolf-"
    "-because she fucked a wolf, you know," Omegan finished, her twin's wicked grin presenting itself in stereo across her lips.

    Lyra felt the intense blush crawling up her cheeks and setting her ears on fire.

    "What, you didn't think any of the boys-"
    "-who go to this school could possibly-"
    "-manage to catch her interest long enough-"
    "-to survive a night in the sack with her?"

    Lyra was getting dizzy from looking back and forth between the two short haired students. "Well, it's not like there aren't rumours about you two, you know," she replied, her blush making her snippy. "From what I hear you still sleep....in..." Lyra's eyes had gone wide and she was looking up and behind The Twins, who looked at her in confusion.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)21:35 No.9430392
    >>9430330

    Well, Sanguinius in the Angela story is for sure with his Legion, and it seems like Alpharius and Omegon is in the Alpha Legion.

    Still, I assume even if a Primarch "retire" he will still have connections everywhere within the Legion, old battle buddies, the whole Legion seeing him as their "true" leader, etc. Even though he might not be actively serving with them they are still "his" Iron Hands.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)21:37 No.9430415
    >>9430334
    thanks im gona try that and add the Emperor story of him finding out about the daughters as the first.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)21:41 No.9430487
    >>9430385

    >fucked a wolf

    I thought you said there wouldn't be any sex, this is clearly a reference to sex.
    >> Xiombarg's Storyteller !!z1hgapD+QHp 04/25/10(Sun)21:43 No.9430523
    >>9430385
    A dark shadow had gown behind the twins and they seemed to realize it just as a low, heavy growl emerged from the darkness behind them. They slowly turned, their hands dropping away from each other, but it was too late.

    "SHADDUP!" roared Freya, her thick red hair flying as she grabbed the twins by their necks and whipped them around, taking them both off their feet and putting them in individual headlocks, one under each arm. Lyra nearly toppled backwards out of her seat at the whirl of legs and arms as the twins squeaked in dismay. Small, firm hands and a heavy grunt behind her told her her Watcher had caught her balance for her.

    "I WOLFING DO NOT WOLF ANIMALS!" roared the irate athlete, causing laughter to ripple through the room. The Twins made strangled noises, and Lyra noticed - due largely to their awkward position - that their panties followed the same reversal scheme as the rest of their clothing did. Unlike the glimpse she'd gotten of Freya's panties, there was no surge of....well, whatever it was.

    What the hell that meant, she wasn't sure she wanted to know.

    "Bah!" Freya unceremoniously dropped the blue-faced twins, who lay on the floor gasping. "Come on," she muttered at Lyra, who clenched her fists. "Let's go get some coffee before the next class." She growled menacingly at the twins one last time, who looked at each other with wide, bloodshot eyes.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)21:45 No.9430555
    >>9430334
    thanks i just added the emperor getting the news story. gona start looking for the other ones
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)21:46 No.9430578
    >>9430523
    digging Freya right now
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)21:50 No.9430654
    >>9430487
    That's not sex. You are saying that a story can't even mention sexual type things as a mean-spirited rumour from a character? This isn't Disney.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)21:50 No.9430658
    Beginning Writefaggotry of Venus working on a large thing. I kinda want it to involve someone else. I'm leaning towards Farrah or the Kahn. Is there anything I should know before doing this?
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)21:51 No.9430671
    >>9430654

    If it's just a mean spirited rumor then that's fine, but it didn't seem to come off as that at first.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)21:51 No.9430676
    Thread's autosaging.

    Let's wait until Tuesday until making a new one, so we can show up on that day with completed stories and fresh ideas.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)21:52 No.9430682
    >>9430671
    If it didn't sound plausible, it wouldn't be a very good rumor, now, would it?
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)21:52 No.9430695
    >>9430658

    Farah FTW. Although Hana too would be cool.
    >> Xiombarg's Storyteller !!z1hgapD+QHp 04/25/10(Sun)21:52 No.9430696
    >>9430523
    "Nah I think I'll...." she started, and then blinked as Freya turned those dark eyes on her. A flutter went through her chest and she swallowed. "....get something with less caffeine this time" she finished lamely, not willing to risk Freya's anger.

    Freya relaxed. "Cool. Hurry up." Freya grabbed her bookbag in one hand and slung it over her shoulder, despite the fact it was at least twice the weight of anyone elses' in the room. The twins propped themselves up on their elbows and grinned up at Lyra as she stood, her Watcher clambering up onto her shoulder.

    Alpharia smirked and lifted her other hand, spreading her pointer and index finger and miming a licking motion between them, while Omegan held an invisible object in her free hand and bobbed her head while pressing her tongue into her cheek rhythmically. Lyra harrumphed and straightened her skirt, her cheeks reddening as she followed the redhead out of the room, hating the fact that she could be teased about everything by anybody and ignore it all...unless it involved her would-be best friend Freya.

    She wasn't sure if she hated Freya or liked her, but one thing was for sure - the idea of Freya doing anything like THAT wouldn't be coming out of HER mouth ever. She wasn't suicidal....

    ~End.
    >> Commissar-Kun !uNEmgZBQBo 04/25/10(Sun)21:52 No.9430705
    >>9430671

    FUCKING DISNEYFAG!

    YOUR NAME IS NOW DISNEYFAG!
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)21:52 No.9430708
    .>>9430676

    I'll be sure to have some drawfaggotry by then.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)21:54 No.9430739
    Fulgrim story is ready now, should i save it for tuesday?
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)21:54 No.9430742
    >>9430671
    How was it not obvious that it's a rumour? The Twins even said "you know what they say about Freya".
    >> Commissar-Kun !uNEmgZBQBo 04/25/10(Sun)21:55 No.9430771
    >>9430739

    FUCKING POST IT!

    MOAR MOAR STORIES!
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)21:56 No.9430800
    >>9430771
    this
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)21:57 No.9430805
    >>9430739
    post it ill add it 1d4chan
    >> Xiombarg's Storyteller !!z1hgapD+QHp 04/25/10(Sun)22:00 No.9430898
    I have absolutely no idea how to add stories to wikis. I'll have to leave it to someone else if they want it on the Wiki, I'm afraid. Back to anon with me.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)22:01 No.9430916
    >>9430739
    Post it in this thread. It'll be added to 1d4 without any hassle.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)22:02 No.9430933
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    IN THE NAME OF THE HOLY INQUISITION, I DEMAND RULE 34

    ON ALL OF THEM.
    >> Commissar-Kun !uNEmgZBQBo 04/25/10(Sun)22:03 No.9430949
    >>9430933

    Well would be nice if the writefaggotry involving Furia and Hana was finished.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)22:05 No.9431003
    >>9430933

    I just... might finish off the Meeting Ferrus with a rule 34... goddammit... am I going to start to write fapfic now?

    Anyway, won't show up until tomorrow anyway.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)22:07 No.9431043
    It's best for us to wait a day before beginning anew. People won't get tired of it so quickly, and we'll have a bunch of new stuff ready for that new thread.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)22:08 No.9431071
    >>9431043
    anon makes a good point

    I can't wait for the COLORS
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)22:10 No.9431101
    ~Fulll Meet Fulgrim

    The house was impressive, no doubt about it. Every inch of the tower facade was either painted in the most vibrant colors imaginable or blocked by a statue, each and every one a masterpiece handcrafted by the owners own two hands. I stood in awe and admired it in silence and it struck me that even the grass, every single blade of it perfectly cut and measured exactly two inches tall was a work of art.

    Victoria had said that her father was a perfectionist and that I should be on my best behavior and look my best when I met him so before I rang the doorbell I once again corrected my tie and smoothed out the imaginary wrinkles in my shirt, checked my breath and made sure my shirt was tucked in all the way around. When I finally felt safe and at my best I knocked the door.

    It took exactly fifteen seconds before the door opened. In the doorway stood the most gorgeous girl I had ever laid eyes upon in my entire life and I couldn’t believe I was here to pick her up. Victoria was dressed in a bubblegum pink summer dress that was just so short that any movement might reveal just a tad too much and the fabric was just thin enough that you could start to see through it, but not quite. One look and I already felt my head swim and I felt my knees grow weak.

    “Hey there good looking…” She smiled, oh god those soft, full lips curved just in that perfect way and it made my heart flutter. “You’re a bit early, I’m not quite done yet…” She wasn’t done yet? Did she actually think she could look any better? I couldn’t even phantom such a thing. “Hey my dads in the kitchen, I think he was mixing drinks, maybe he could whip one up for you while you wait?”
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)22:11 No.9431128
    >>9431101
    >>9431101

    I stammered out what I think was a yes before stepping inside. She just smiled and winked at me. “Promise I won’t be long, I just want to get everything just right for you…” And then she was up, padding up the stairs towards her room, the dress fluttering about her as she went. I couldn’t tear my eyes of off her, and somewhere in a shameful place I almost hoped that I would catch a glimpse of what she under underneath that dress…but it was just the perfect length and I was left with dashed dreams.

    “Hey kid! Come in here let me have a look at ya!” I heard a melodic, yet strong and demanding voice call from inside the kitchen. Without hesitation I followed the voice as if beckoned by a sirens call. I was nervous, I could feel it, after all I was about to meet the primach Fulgrim himself! Yet his voice had lulled my trembling legs and I felt safe somehow.

    It all changed the moment I crossed in to the kitchen. Awe struck I gazed upon the human male form in perfection, the god man Fulgrim himself and at that very moment I couldn’t really tell who I wanted more, him or his daughter. The moment he saw me I could feel his eyes drill in to my very soul and never before have I been under such tense scrutiny. Instantly his handsome face twisted in to a mask of utter disgust and he shook his head, the grey mane cascading from his scalp whipping about him as he did. “What is wrong with you boy?!” He barked and I could hear the righteous indignation in his voice. I felt my heart plummet in to the pit of my stomach and how every drop of blood in my body turned in to ice. “How dare you march in here looking like that? Don’t you have any decency at all?!” I threw a quick look down over myself thinking I had forgotten my pants or something but I couldn’t find anything wrong with my cloths at all.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)22:12 No.9431157
    >>9431128

    I couldn’t really grasp the situation, couldn’t quite put two and two together but I wasn’t about to protest. I singled down on one of the stools by the bar and then began to search for the aforementioned drink. Imagine my surprise when I found no less than fifty four shot glasses all lined up one after another filled to the brim. Without hesitation I downed the first glass that I could reach and to this day I regret swallow so fast. The flavors that danced in my mouth was nothing short of perfect, a balance between the rough bite of the alcohol and smooth and sweet flavor of uncountable fruits danced on my palate and for a moment I felt myself being swept away to a tropical paradise, but in the blink of an eye it was all gone. I reached for another shot, I had to taste it again! But just as my fingers nudged the glass I heard a voice behind me.

    “Hey, I’m all done hun lets go!” I turned around and there was Victoria, I have no idea what she had done but she looked even better than before. “Not yet!” I heard Fulgrims mighty voice boom through the house, followed by the sound of his approaching steps. He came charging back in to the kitchen, clutching in his hand a brand new tie. “Here you go son can’t have you go out looking like a slob when you’re dining my baby girl.” I inspected the tie in his hand and to my untrained eye it looked like nothing but another black tie. “Isn’t that the same color as…” I was cut off by an ice cold glare from two pairs of eyes as Victoria and her father both stared me down.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)22:13 No.9431177
    >>9431157
    “No son…that ulgy piece of wash cloth you came dragging in here was a coal black, a foot and a half long and an inch at the broadest and made out of cotton.” He shoved the new tie up in my face so I could get a good and proper look at it. “This, is a onyx black, foot and a half, two inches at the broadest with stripes of midnight and made out of silk…the perfect first date tie…” He snapped the thin around my neck like it had been a nose and in the blink of an eye the perfect tie was tied around my throat. “Do you understand that son?”
    “Yes sir! Thank you sir!” I pipped and swallowed hard.

    His face shun up in to a bright smile and he mussed more to himself than anything else. “Perfect…by the way what did you think about the drink?”

    “Oh it was great! The best I have ever had!”

    “WRONG!” He barked and again I felt my heart sink.

    “There was too much orange, too little apple and there should have been grape in there as well!” He slammed his fist in to the table and his brows furrowed. Before me I saw a man suddenly thrown in to the deepest pit of despair.

    “Aw daddy…just keep trying…you’ll get it right…”

    He looked up with a sad look at his daughter and waved dismissively with his hand. “Bah…another failure…” he muttered.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)22:14 No.9431199
    >>9431177

    I felt Victoria tug on my arm and I stood up. “Time to go?” I whispered hopefully and she nodded her head franticly. “Well it was a pleasure to meet you Mr. Fulgrim but we really have to…”

    “Not yet!” He snapped and gave me another one look over, then he plucked two hairs from the top of my head, retied the tie around me neck. When he was done with me he turned on his daughter, with a pair of tweezers that he pulled out of what seemed like thin air he plucked a single hair from her right eye brow and then he retied the strap on her dress, pulling it even tighter around her body. I swear as I watched the pink fabric stretch and strain against its fleshly cargo I again felt feint and swallowed hard and I could see a mischievous glimmer in Victorias eyes before she winked at me. “Perfect…now you can go…”

    Victoria dragged me out of the house as fast as our legs would carry us and once outside she began to giggle. “I’m sorry about that my dad has a thing for details, if we had stayed any longer we would never have gotten out of there.” I looked at her with wide eyes, my mind still reeling from the whole ordeal. “You don’t say?! I meant he must have spent hours on that drink and he still wasn’t happy…”

    “Hours? Oh hun…” She patted my cheek. “He has been working on that one for three months…”

    "WHAT?! We where lucky to get out of there!"

    "Oh you have no idea" She giggled.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)22:15 No.9431236
    >>9431003

    >am I going to start to write fapfic now?

    IN THE NAME OF THE HOLY INQUISITION.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)22:25 No.9431451
    >>9431199
    thank you anon
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)22:28 No.9431547
    >>9431101
    >>9431128
    >>9431157
    >>9431177
    >>9431199
    and as promised it shall be added!
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)22:29 No.9431564
    Hope it was alright. If people think its okay or like it i might try my hand at another.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)22:33 No.9431657
    >>9431564

    'tis Good. Moar will be wanted, but not now. I agree with others about waiting until tues.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)22:38 No.9431764
    I may take on the twins experimenting.

    I wonder what they will be experimenting with....
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)22:39 No.9431781
    Don't forget to update the suptg archived version of this thread.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)22:41 No.9431820
    It seems that somebody's trying to vote the threads down.
    >> Commissar-Kun !uNEmgZBQBo 04/25/10(Sun)22:41 No.9431825
    >>9431764

    Uh duh. Each other.

    Or you could adapt that hartmann twins fapstory from /a/. Just replace the Hartmann twins with our Twins.

    Also the 1D4Chan page has gotten quite a few updates
    >> Alpharius !K5UGvKjpZw 04/25/10(Sun)22:44 No.9431892
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    >>9431825
    yup been working on it for about 2 or 3 hours.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)22:45 No.9431925
    >>9431781
    I was under the impression it autoupdated them.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)22:47 No.9431959
    >>9431825
    I was rather wondering what exactly the situations/toys/experiences they would be experimenting with would be. I'll wander over to 1d4chan and see what their dad/s are like.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)22:48 No.9431981
    >>9431925
    It updates itself every two hours.
    >> Commissar-Kun !uNEmgZBQBo 04/25/10(Sun)22:48 No.9431985
    >>9431959

    Well no doubt they'd be annoyed they can't get any because of their dad so decide to try pleasing each other?

    Or they discover masturbation for the first time?
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)22:49 No.9432002
    >>9431959
    "How about we switch! You pretend to be me and I pretend to be you!"

    "We do that all the time though."

    "Oh...right."
    >> Commissar-Kun !uNEmgZBQBo 04/25/10(Sun)22:50 No.9432007
    Odd.

    Some faggot put a copy of the meeting fulgrim one up
    >> Alpharius !K5UGvKjpZw 04/25/10(Sun)22:51 No.9432039
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    >>9432007
    what was it not wanted up?
    i found it to be complete. the fap fic part can be added in later as part 2 or as the date
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)22:54 No.9432077
    >>9431985
    Mutual masturbation? Oh, yeah.
    >> Commissar-Kun !uNEmgZBQBo 04/25/10(Sun)22:58 No.9432171
    >>9432039

    They're the same!
    >> Alpharius !K5UGvKjpZw 04/25/10(Sun)23:01 No.9432221
    >>9432171
    eh oh well ill just add that part later when it comes out, right now its time to shut down and get some rest, tomorrow updating will continue.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)23:12 No.9432415
    >>9431985
    I have some ideas now.

    Should be amusing. I'll watch for the new thread on ...well whenever it shows up.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)23:15 No.9432461
    >>9432415
    Tuesday.



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