After battling your way off an uncharted world, you returned to the lawless city of New Jerusalem to collect your horde of treasure - treasure stolen from High Lord Bryston Spruesworth, nephew of the Emperor and ruler of this sector.

There you met and befriended Endman of Futuron, an adventurer without fear. With his aid you bought the loyalty of Azimuth of the Ice Men and the space knight Rom, and liberated your treasure once more.

Attacked by bounty hunters at the starport gates, you saved the life of the beautiful Officer Clarke of the Space Police and learned that a second, illegal bounty had been placed on your head by Spruesworth. Clarke, in turn, confided that most of the Space Police had been corrupted by Spruesworth's influence.

AWWWWW YEAH LEGO QUEST.

Seeking allies, you fled to the hellish swamp-world of Oasis, where you found a thousand miners willing to revolt, provided you could improve their chances of survival.

In need of aid and with nowhere else to turn, you crossed the border into Blacktron space to bargain with its nightmarish inhabitants.

The Blacktrons, in turn, were eager to aid in Spruesworth's demise, and provided you with a shadow field generator, which they claim can render your ship invisible to all sight and sensor.

Returning to Oasis to find now-armored miners, you seized the chance to capture an enormous cargo hauler, large enough to fit every last man inside. The guardians, however had other ideas!

In a cruel reflection of the past, Officer Clarke saved you from death but was herself hit by a burner charge and grievously wounded.

You were incapable of keeping her from slipping away, until you made the quick decision to entomb her within her own ship's cryopod.

When do we get to play?

With the aid of your loyal robot Bennie, you carried her safely to a medical facility, where she was revived...

Time to fuck some shit up.

>>9466803
After the recap, son.

Now you stand in the very heart of the Imperial city. Spruesworth may yet be unaware of you as he frolics in his buried palace, but the thousand armed and armored miners will not go unnoticed for long.

What will you do, Spaceman?

Previous threads are here:

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/8780479
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/8785707
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/8808646
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/8827697
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/8845731
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/8868254
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/8907738
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/9096997
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/9295056

>>9466819
Find that fucking back door that was on the dead space-knight dude's datapad.

>>9466706
needs some brickarms

>>9466819
HUZZAH!

>>9466846

That's how you got into the city in the first place.

It leads directly from the starport to a plaza across from the medical center.

Find the backdoor into his palace, get our men inside and let's show them what Spaceman is made of!

rolled 7 = 7

>>9466819

We've delayed long enough. We send 50 of the minors back to the medical center to create a distraction while the remainder of the army storms the palace with us.

>>9466883
Alright, maybe that prick Spruesworth can be of help in this situation.
Raise Benny on the comms and see how our captive is doing

>>9466883
Oh well then, let's start a riot and then start heading for the palace!

>>9466883
Oh, I missed out on a number of the quests. Anywho, in what direction is the palace? I wanna shoot stuff up LIKE A BOSS.

>>9466883
I inquire someone to get me a cape to wear.

Suddenly, the speakers behind you blare out:

"ATTENTION! THE IMPERIAL FUGITIVE SPACEMAN IS AT LOOSE IN THIS CITY! ALL SECURITY PERSONNEL ASSEMBLE AT ONCE!"

>>9466939
KILL THE COMMUNICATION SYSTEMS

rolled 2 = 2

>>9466939

OH GOD, SURRENDER

>>9466961
NOW!!!!!!!

rolled 11 = 11

>>9466939
FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU~

allrite, no more need for subtlety. lets rush into the city randomly and start blasting everything!!!

>>9466913
You might not get the chance!

Roll a d12 and link to this post, please.

>>9466917
Bennie reports that he's doing fine.

>>9466967
FUCK YEAH

rolled 12 = 12

>>9466969

rolled 2 = 2

>>9466969

By your command.

rolled 7 = 7

>>9466969
LET'S DO THIS.

FOR ADVENTURE! FOR FUTURON!

rolled 9 = 9

>>9466939

Ooh. Have Bennie ask Spruesworth where the general assembly area is, and how many security personnell will usually gather. Or else!

Maybe we can take them unawares.

>>9466967
what about this shit?! we should berserk!

>>9466977

"Hey, what's going on over here?"

>>9467036
"Um, nothing,"

>>9467036
This is the miner's convention, sir! I'm dressed as the violent ruffian Spaceman! Just everyday funning around!

>>9467081
>>9467061

"OK, then, you folks just have fun. And watch yourselves- there's a dangerous criminal on the loose!"

rolled 2 = 2

>>9467036

Blockonium security affairs. Undercover agents returning from infiltration detachments off-planet. Nothing to see here.

>>9467120
Be sure to mention the new models of drills and mineral-borers as he walks away, then sneak off to the palace when he's out of earshot.

Endman and Jadar of the miners both yearn to taste Imperial blood!

"My men are impatient, Futuron! Where will you have us strike?"

>>9467147
Send them off in a diversionary attack on somewhere easily defended but public to the Imperials.

While you cunningly rig the cities power cores to ASPLODEZ!

Endman leads the GLORIOUS CHARGE up the front steps with the bulk of our force while Bennie, Clark, a couple miners and us go in through the back or side.

Jadar can be second in command to Endman.

rolled 4 = 4

>>9467147
Send a quarter of the men off to attack a power station, then get the rest to come with us to burn Spruesworth.

>>9467209
Ooh, this idea is good too. Would a power-outage shut down any autodefences in the palace?

>>9467177

"Ho, Spaceman! A glorious idea!"

"But if your robot joins you, Spruesworth's spawn may yet escape! What of these other robots?"

>>9467221

Probably.

>>9467221
I'm not sure. Any well-fortified palace would have a backup generator of some kind.

>>9467278
The that should be our target when we get inside the palace.

How bout this:
Endman charges the gates with FUCKLOADS OF DUDES.
Jadar cuts off the power at the nearest power station.
Spaceman, Clarke, and a few other get in there, disable any backup generators, and then put the screws to Spruesworth.

And Endman can take the big bot.

>>9467278
It's probably somewhere in the basement. If we enter through the sewers or something, we should be able to get to it there.

We ARE going through the sewers, right? I mean, this is an ADVENTURE. At some point we're supposed to go through a sewer and use 50ft. of rope. It's like... the law, or something.

The situation is indeed complicated.

Commanding an army is quite a bit different from the solitary space piracy that has been your trade before this day.

Roll a d12, please.

rolled 4 = 4

>>9467346
Blow up the power station, go though the sewers, enter the palace, shoot Spurceworth.

And look good while doing it.

rolled 8 = 8

>>9467346

Throw the big robot!

rolled 4 = 4

Bring the pain.

rolled 1 = 1

>>9467374
Shit! I probably should've invoked the SPIRIT OF ADVENTURE or something.

I also enjoy how shitty our disguises are.

>>9467394
That's it, I'm not rolling anymore.

>>9467396
thats the idea, we're hiding in plain sight, like transformers

>>9467374

"Hold it right there, Futuron scum!"

Imperial soldiers! Lured by the all-points alarm, they seek to make you their prisoner!

What will you do, Spaceman?

rolled 7 = 7

>>9467430
All burners, white hot!

rolled 6 = 6

>>9467430
Shout "Spruceworth's a dick! Join me!" in a very commanding tone, totally reinforced by my authoritative hat.

>>9467430
crush them with the large space tires, surely one of our robots can lift them

Shoot em with our laser legs.

rolled 7 = 7

>>9467430

Throw the bot at the nearest guards. FOR ADVENTURE, FOR FUTURON!

>>9466967
DO THIS

>>9467446

Endman dives beneath the hail of burner charges, and the miners, caught off-guard, hastily ready their own corers! You and Clarke face the Imperial squad alone!

Roll a d12 for whatever you do, one for Clarke, and one for Endman (two if he's using his burners)!

rolled 4, 11, 1, 6 = 22

Do a flying dropkick at the closest guard, have Clarke and Endman cover us.

rolled 12, 9, 4 = 25

>>9467576
Spaceman dives through the air and shoots at the guards John Woo style with a burner in both hands.

Clarke rallys the miners and gets them behind cover.

Endman backs up Spaceman.

FOR ADVENTURE!

>>9467622
Do this, his rolls are good!

>>9467622
second

>>9467604

>sneak into the imperial palace through a sewer in a heavily futuristic world

NOW WHERE HAVE I SEEN THAT BEFO OH GOD TENTACLES

FUCK YEAH LEGO QUEST

I've been waiting all week for this!

 
*oof*

rolled 1 = 1

>>9467842
QUICK!

Spin kick!

rolled 10 = 10

>>9467842
GOD DAMNIT!

Okay, act like we meant to do that, then do a breakdancing spinny-kick move into the guards!

At least Clarke manages to bean one in the face.

What will you do, Spaceman?

>>9467856
stop rolling already!!!

>>9467856
oh for fuck's sake

rolled 5 = 5

>>9467861
FUTURON ROUNDHOUSE KICK GO!

time to bring the pain

rolled 5 = 5

I still think the handstand roundhouse-kick is a good plan.

Tell Clarke to keep shooting, too.

rolled 9 = 9

>>9467842
Recover the hat

we cannot succeed without it

Thinking quickly, you lunge your foot out and knock one of the Imperial soldiers off his feet!

The battle rages on around you!

What will you do, Spaceman?

rolled 4 = 4

>>9467931
FINISH HIM!

rolled 6, 8, 10, 9 = 33

Draw our sword and bisect the nearest guard!

Endman double taps another guard

Clarke runs up and kicks another in the nuts!

rolled 8 = 8

>>9467931
kip-up to our feet, and tackle one into the ground!

By the way, something I learned the other day:

You can type
noko dice XdY
to stay in the thread after rolling.

rolled 7 = 7

In the email field, of course

><

>>9467960
thanks for the tip

rolled 9 = 9

Roll for heroic posturing.

rolled 18 = 18

>>9467960
problem is that you can fake roll using it

rolled 11 = 11

>>9468024
Well let's hope that everyone plays by the rules then for the sake of ADVENTURE.

>>9467951
>>9467952

Unfortunately, you find yourself at the bottom of a heap of soldiers, as the one you kick lands on top of you and Clarke's unfortunate target lands atop him!

One of the able soldiers tries to stab you, but cannot get a good hit in!

Clarke, meanwhile...

 
*thwuk*

>>9468147
Score! Two balls!

rolled 7 = 7

>>9468125
Pick up the guards and toss them at the others

FOR THE SPIRIT OF ADVENTURE!

Endman has dropped one of his burners in the fray, but snaps off a charge of his remaining burner directly at the guard!

What will you and your team do, Spaceman?

rolled 2 = 2

>>9468211
Punch our way out of the pile of guards and finish the remaining guards off with our new sword!

rolled 3 = 3

>>9468211
How many guards are left, out of the ones that attacked us?

If it's less than half call for them to surrender.

rolled 7 = 7

>>9468211

This is Spaceman of Futuron. Surrender! No more brave men need die today to protect the tyrant Spruesworth!

>>9468256

Endman's foe collapses on top of the others, burying you even deeper in Imperial soldiers!

rolled 5 = 5

>>9468171
>>9468171
>>9468171
>>9468171
>>9468171
>>9468171
>>9468171

rolled 9 = 9

>>9468332
Futuron-Punch straight up

However...

rolled 5 = 5

>>9468393

We need to find our hat!

I leave for like fifteen minutes to take a shower and we end up in a dogpile. Damnit I miss all the good stuff.

Compliment Clarke on her excellent ball-kick and reactionface.

rolled 5 = 5

>>9468393
recover hat

top priority

Then grab sprue's son and head for the broadcast station

>>9468386

You burst forth from the pile of Imperials!

rolled 3 = 3

>>9468393
Bring up the chains and see if we got the 1st down

>>9468444
Let's not be rash. For all we know Spruceworth's son is a non combatant. An innocent.

Clarke knows more about the political situation on Regis Major. We should get her opinion before we execute anyone in cold blood.

Plus he's more valuable as a bargaining chip alive.

Don't Space Police hate Spruesworth? Are there any SP troops stationed on this planet we could rendezvous with?

You recover your hat, and find that only two of the Imperial soldiers are yet alive!

The broadcasting station lies some distance from Spruesworth's palace, though his child is locked in the trunk of another ship outside the bay you stand in.

You have no doubt that the soldiers raised an alarm, and more Imperial troops will surely be massing here.

What will you do, Spaceman?

>>9468572

>>9466748
>Clarke, in turn, confided that most of the Space Police had been corrupted by Spruesworth's influence.

Clarke's about the only SP that *isn't* in league with Spruesworth.

Knock them out with massive kicks to the 'nads, then hightail it to the communication station thing or whatever so we can tell everyone that IT'S TOTALLY OKAY NOTHING IS WRONG.

>>9468606
Oh hey, whaddaya know.

rolled 4 = 4

>>9468582

Escort the two guards at gunpoint towards the broadcasting tower. If the ship with Spruesworth and Bennie is on the way, pick them up as well. Otherwise, have Bennie knock out Spruesworth and fly to our current position at low altitude.

Endman is eager for battle!

"Ho, Spaceman!"

"Do you mean to tarry with the concerns of Imperial rabble?"

>>9468614
"Uh, we had a slight weapons malfunction, but uh... everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here now, thank you. How are you?"

"Uh, uh... negative, negative. We had a reactor leak here now. Give us a few minutes to lock it down. Large leak, very dangerous."

"Boring conversation, anyway."

"The people of this planet will sing our names for casting down Spruesworth! Let us make war, not speeches!"

rolled 12 = 12

>>9468701

I second this:

>>9468678

Your friends, your robot, and a thousand miners all stand on your next command, Spaceman!

If you mean to breach the broadcast tower and bring your message of revolution to the people, Spruesworth may yet escape your burner.

Swarms of Imperial soldiers press closer- you can feel the deckplates shiver with their approaching bootsteps.

What will you do, Spaceman?

(I'm not trying to railroad; I'm just laying it out how it is.)

(Five minute break to restart my crappy computer.)

rolled 5 = 5

>>9468791

We could split up. Send Clarke to do the speach with a couple miners for protection. Having investigated Spruesworth's corruption, she's got all the saucy details anyway.

Meanwhile, Spaceman and Endman with their thousand miners will breach the imperial palace and haul that dog Spruesworth out by his tail!

>>9468791
Go after Spruesworth! The people can thank us after, and less of them will be harmed if we don't try to get them involved!

>>9468865
I disagree. The goal isn't to defeat Spruceworth /specifically/, it's to bring the flame of justice and freedom to the hearts of the people. If we can kindle in them that flame it won't matter /who/ seeks to rule them.

We are on a quest. Not a vendetta.

>>9468907
This man knows what's up.

Spark a revolution and besmirch the name of Spruesworth?

>>9468907
Actually, you're kind of on a vendetta because Spruesworth posted an illegal dead-or-alive bounty on your head that's got swarms of bounty hunters trying to bring you down.

>>9468940
But here we have the choice. Two paths diverge before us.

Do we walk the road of the vengeance seeking anti-hero?

Or do we liberate the sector, sacrificing our personal desire for revenge for the good of the people of Regis Major?

I vote the latter.

Clarke offers her own council:

"If you mean to bring down Spruesworth without his death, it will have to be so thoroughly that he can never seek power again."

"Dealing with the bounty hunters he has looking for you will be no small matter on its own."

rolled 8 = 8

>>9468791
I say we head for that comms tower and start our revolution.

There isn't anywhere Spruceworth can run that we won't find him and exact our vengeance.

If the entire planet hates him, he'll be stranded!

THEN we can go kick his ass!

rolled 3 = 3

>>9469027
"A man can be killed. An idea lives forever. As much as I desire Spruceworth's demise it is ultimately the lives of the countless millions under his corrupt dominion that we must think of. Killing him is only a stop gap measure. Until the people burn for freedom another will simply rise to take his place."

Jadar steps forth, at the front of his uneasy troops.

"What of us, Spaceman?"

"Are you now a Statesman of Futuron?"

>>9469134
NEVER! I just think the people deserve to have their minds liberated first! You understand the hardships of life under Spruesworth, you can speak to the common men of Regis Major!

>>9469159

"Aye, we know the miseries of Spruesworth's taxes as well as anyone. What of it?"

 
Roll a d12, please.

rolled 12 = 12

>>9469134
"No more statesman than any citizen ought be."

rolled 2 = 2

>>9469230
Then you can speak to the people! Spearhead the revolution with me, so that none may suffer his taxation and tyranny ever again!

Actually, use this roll>>9469233

>>9469233

"Aye, I know the call of citizenship, Futuron. I served when the Empire had not yet turned inward and grasping- when it nourished the worlds under its blanket, not smothered them."

Jadar's speech is surprisingly profound for a rough Oasian miner...

>>9469311

Suddenly...

"We've found them! All squads, report to the industrial bay hangar at once!"

A vanguard of Imperial soldiers! They've found you!

What will you do, Spaceman?

rolled 3 = 3

>>9469422
fuck that, rolling to RUN AWAY.

rolled 3 = 3

>>9469443
Oh damn.

rolled 4, 7 = 11

>>9469422

Have Endman assist in throwing the big loader bot at them!

rolled 2 = 2

>>9469422
we must hold them off whilst Jadar uses his newfound vocal skill to inspire the men and ready them to defeat the large amount of enemies converging on our location,

that and matrix style dodging whilst snapping off rounds like in an old western

>>9469443
>>9469456
>>9469485
>>9469520

Chaos breaks out around you!

WHAT WILL YOU DO, SPACEMAN?

rolled 11 = 11

>>9469635
close combat fighting, using our gun in various ways to break bones and crush limbs

Need to go to bed now damnit. Gentlemen, please finish this epic adventure in an orderly fashion. Remember that we have both a hostage and a warhead to dig out Spruesworth. And make sure that if everyone survives, brofist Endman, knock up Clarke and go on new adventures. We still have to enact our revenge on that dastardly Hodge LaRoque!

rolled 9 = 9

>>9469635
MAN UP. TAKE CHARGE. KICK THE SHIT OUT THE BADGUYS!

>>9469712

rolled 7 = 7

>>9469805
ah okay then,

Rally the men, dive behind cover and proceed to go sniper on those fuckers

rolled 4 = 4

>>9469805
THEN RUN OVER THERE AND USE THAT NICE ROLL, DAMN IT SPACEMAN IT'S LIKE YOU DON'T WANNA BE A HERO AT ALL!

>>9469728

 
*grab*

You have the upper hand for the moment, Spaceman!

What will you do?

rolled 4 = 4

>>9470034
Dive into that pile and give the those Empire men a beating they won't forget, then let them flee, to tell the tell of how manly we are!

I remember this thread when it first came to /tg/. I just wish I would have rolled high enough to adopt Jibbles the native...

rolled 8 = 8

>>9470034
tap dance on their faces.

You can't use miners as a weapon, that's mean.

>>9470070
You might not get the chance!

Bennie comms you with an urgent message:

"MASTER-SOLDIERS-ARE-SURROUNDING-THIS-SHIP-WHAT-SHOULD-I-DO?"

rolled 11 = 11

ACTIVE AWESOME MODE, BENNIE!

>>9470248

Threaten baby Spruesworth into calling off the guards.

>>9470270

Forgot mah roll.

rolled 8 = 8

>>9470286

Goddommit, fronk.

>>9470248

>>9470260
Hell yeah, Bennie is going into super-cool mode.

>>9470260

>>9470510

I

AM

IRONMAAAAAAAAAAAAN

>>9470542
FUCK YEAH BENNIE! To think, we once relied on him as a projectile.

 
*WHAM*

What will you have your robot do, Spaceman?

rolled 5 = 5

>>9470574
Kick some goddamn ass and regroup with us for an awesome assault on the broadcast station!

rolled 5 = 5

Also, use the power of SONG and DANCE to convert the imperial soldiers to our cause!

Bennie lets out a terrifying electronic squalk that is audible even from inside the hangar!

Bennie makes his own door, and your team is soon whole once more!

Imperial soldiers continue to spill forth- though the miners can keep them at bay Jadar's men are losing men nonetheless!

What will you do, Spaceman?

rolled 9 = 9

>>9470818
Use Bennie as heavy support/cover while moving for the broadcast station.

Jadar shouts at you above the sound of burner charges:

"Take some of my men and make for the station, Spaceman! We will slow these dogs!"

>>9470885
Salute Jadar and shed a single manly tear in the name of the benevolent miners, then do as told.

rolled 3 = 3

>>9470885
Try to inspire his men once more. We cannot have Jadar, one of our greatest heroes giving his life in vain

>>9470910
My, we aren't very inspiring today, eh?

With the aid of the miners and your robots, you breach the city proper, and storm your way through the streets, hell-bent on the broadcast tower to spread your message of freedom!

The noble-born citizens gape or flee at your advance, as you trample soldiers under your feet!

rolled 5 = 5

>>9471159
Jawesome, now charge the station while shouting to the civvies to JOIN OUR GLORIOUS CAUSE.

rolled 1 = 1

>>9471181
What the fuck, I keep getting fives.

>>9471207
hay!

HEY!

YOU!

WHERE IS TODAY'S CRABQUEST!

I SHOULD BE DOING MY OCHEM HOMEWORK

I'M WAITING ON YOU

"Futuron."

"Spruesworth has paid me well to see you struck down, Futuron. In coin, not promises."

"Have you the courage to die with honor?"

What will you do, Spaceman?

rolled 4 = 4

>>9471310
find or take off a glove, proceed to throw it at his face whilst pronouncing....

"Sir you have offended my honour.... I challenge you to a SPACE duel...."

rolled 11 = 11

>>9471272
Hey there pal. I've been killing myself staying up all night to do CrabQuest, so I'm going to see Lego Quest through to the end and get to bed early for once. As I said in the last thread, I will definitely have one going on tomorrow!

Also, run up and do a backflipping-kick into Azimuth's face.

rolled 2 = 2

>>9471310
Even if I die today, spruesworth will be gone by tomorrow, leaving you with no one to pick up the tab.

>>9471377
I don't follow your quest, but couldn't you just run a quest with set hours?

rolled 9 = 9

>>9471401
At the end of each quest I try to give an estimate of when I'll be running the next one. I try to regularly post between six and seven. Anyway, this is Lego Quest! We have no time for the discussion of crabs, we're ADVENTURING!

Still rolling to beat the hell out of Azimuth and look damn fine.

>>9471343
You raise your electro-sword in a silent gesture-

rolled 11 = 11

>>9471441
If it's battle you seek, I won't disappoint you. But I won't show you how to die with honor, but to live with a heart of adventure.

>>9471498

>>9471377

>>9471523
>>9471498
Finally, our speaking skills come in handy!

>>9471433
>>9471498

rolled 11 = 11

>>9471546
wait he has a trans-orange chainsaw, how will we win?

 
*THWACK!*

rolled 8 = 8

>>9471566
The spirit of ADVENTURE, my boy

rolled 3 = 3

>>9471566
He might have the chainsaw, but he does not have the heart of SPACEMAN!

>>9471566
Like this!

You surprise the Ice Man, and knock him backward onto the street!

You have the upper hand, Spaceman! What will you do?

>>9471583
NOW use our good speaking roll!

rolled 1 = 1

>>9471605
Did that wake you up, Azimuth?

>go to work
>come back
>Bennie has gone to awesome mode and OTC duel

I fucking love you Lego quest

rolled 4 = 4

>>9471609
Seconded. We already have an 11 in a fuckawesome speech. I suggest we use it

rolled 2 = 2

God forbid that awesome persuasion roll go unused!

rolled 5 = 5

>>9471605
Do you value coin over your life?

Join our noble cause and taste the SPIRIT OF ADVENTURE

Or I'll kill you.

rolling for diplomacy

rolled 3 = 3

>>9471605
Cut off his hand, or CUT THE OT CHAINSAW APART!

rolled 7 = 7

>>9471653
no, dont damage it, we can scavenge it after he is bested

rolled 8 = 8

Let's hope Rom isn't also on our ass! Remind Azimuth of the bounty we shared with him, and how bravely he fought with us and the space-knight!

>>9471624
>>9471637
>>9471638
>>9471641
>>9471653

Azimuth rights himself and lowers his visor in the same grim signal of warfare that your own lowered visor represents. "Hmph. Finally, a challenge."

With a roar, Azimuth charges forward at you!
 

What will you do, Spaceman?

>>9471773
Cheater.

Nice four :P

rolled 1 = 1

>>9471758
Give him a taste of the Spaceman Special.

rolled 3, 6 = 9

Disarm and persuade!

First roll is disarm, second is persuade.

>>9471786
>Natural one

I DO NOT LIKE WHERE THIS IS GOING

>>9471815
>>9471788

What happened to the "parry the slash" post that was between these two? It was a natural one.

>>9471837
Maybe the poster feared for Spaceman's life? A Natural 1 on a parry from a CHAINSAW would surely see his demise

rolled 10, 9 = 19

>>9471874
Spaceman is too cool for such bullshit.

>>9471904
I LOVE YOU SPACEMAN DON'T DIE

Next sunday, on Lego Ball Z!

>>9471786
>the other 1 that someone deleted :P

*VRRRRK-"

Azimuth's terrible OTC digs across your wrist, severing your hand and sending your electro-sword flying!

What will you do, Spaceman?

rolled 11 = 11

>>9471930
Throw our hat so it gets stuck on the rim of his visor!

rolled 4 = 4

Our OTHER hand, now?! How will we grab Clarke's bangin' titties with robo-hands?

Nevermind, shove stump in Azimuth's visor to blind him, kick him in shin.

rolled 2 = 2

>>9471957
Re-enact the ending to Star Wars V

Quickly radio Bennie to pick you up, whilst you distract Azimuth with an eloquent speech about betrayal and such

rolled 1 = 1

>>9471957
WE MUST CUT OFF HIS HANDS IN RETURN

the dice gods hate adventure

>>9472019
I know. Its depressing.

Maybe great things just weren't in Spaceman's stars

>>9471960
Desperately, you tear the Imperial hat from your head and thrust it at Azimuth's face!

The decorative filigree slips into the narrow slit in his visor and you hear him cry out!"

"Gyaaarh!"

rolled 2 = 2

>>9472048
AZIMUUUUUUUUUUUTH!

THIS IS THE FIST OF THE FUTURE!

>>9472048

KICK HIM IN THE BALLS KICK HIM IN THE BALLS KICK HIM IN THE BAAAAAAALLS

rolled 4 = 4

>>9472072

Dang

Rolling to ROCK HIS SHIT. Bennie, where the hell are you?!

rolled 8 = 8

>>9472048
ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA

rolled 2 = 2

>>9472117
Damnit. ROCK AND ROLL

rolled 5 = 5

Thrust our stump into the controls of the OTC...

Let's make shit get real.

rolled 3 = 3

>>9472170

oh holy shit

ASH THAT FUCKING OTC RIGHT NOW

Azimuth tears the hat from his view and shouts a battle-cry at you!

From behind you, Clarke calls your name, as Endman holds her back! You have sworn to a duel, and Endman is bound as a man of Futuron not to interfere!

What will you do, Spaceman?

rolled 4, 9 = 13

>>9472197
Slap him so hard his hat flies off!
Then kick him in the dick!

rolled 8 = 8

>>9472197
Azimuth is going to see a helmet-shattering fist coming at his face as he removes the hat.

rolled 12, 8 = 20

>>9472197

There is only one weapon great enough to defeat the OTC.

GRAB THE PROTRUDING SPURE ON THE OTC, THEN TURN IT AGAINST HIM

>>9472231
Heck, I'll second this.

A man as manly as Spaceman needs only his fists to win a duel. Not such cowardly things as an OTC

>>9472143
>>9472170
>>9472188

>>9472220

rolled 8 = 8

>>9472197
SHOVE STUMP INTO CHAINSAW CONTROLS.

rolled 11 = 11

>>9472357
FUCK YES! Now follow up with a vicious right(?) hook to his visor and begin negotiating!

rolled 3 = 3

>>9472357
NOW WHILE HE'S STUNNED TAKE THE OTC FROM HIM

OFFER HIM ONE LAST CHANCE TO REPENT AND LIVE

>>9472247

rolled 6 = 6

>>9472364
Negotiating with our fists, that is. Azimuth is a tough cookie, and we should give him all the convincing he wants.

rolled 1 = 1

>>9472389
Headbutt time.

>>9472391
Surely continuing the fight after suffering a mortal wound is enough to show him we are one to be respected, not attacked!

rolled 5 = 5

>>9472403
Give him another nut-kick, for good measure.

rolled 6 = 6

>>9472403
Offer him an oppoutunity to take the cowards way out and run

Or kill him with honor, and a single manly tear in your eye for your corrupted bro

rolled 5 = 5

>>9472403
Hah! There's no need for such toys in a duel between men! We'll continue the fight with our fists!

Toss the chainsaw aside.

Seems like our plans only ever work when we kick things in the balls... God forbid Clarke betrays us.

rolled 11 = 11

>>9472437
>>9472408
You underestimate an ice man. This a duel, we shouldn't insult him with such weak notions.

 
*toss*

rolled 4 = 4

>>9472506
Rolling for a single glorious haymaker to the face

 
*THWAK!*

rolled 4 = 4

>>9472506
DO A FLYING UPPERCUT SHORYUKEN!

rolled 2 = 2

>>9472543
...NOW DO A SHORYUKEN!

rolled 6 = 6

>>9472506
Elbow attack, Sam Vimes style.

>>9472566
>>9472554
Well I guess having one hand makes it a little tough...

You have Azimuth at a disadvantage, Spaceman!

What will you do?

rolled 6 = 6

>>9472613
Offer him surrender and a chance to join us!

rolled 7 = 7

RIGHT DOWN FIERCE

rolled 6 = 6

>>9472613

Pretend we're going to cut off his hands, but stop at the last moment to show that he's not even worth maiming.

rolled 8 = 8

>>9472613
"You are scum"

Draw your burner, and pull the trigger with a grimace on your face

>>9472621
>>9472622

"Never!"

Azimuth leaps to his feet-

rolled 10 = 10

HEEL TO FACE... NOW!

-and finds himself staring down Endman's burners!

"Hold, Azimuth!" he calls out. "Spaceman has bested you. I am no longer bound to stay my burner, and his own lies in easy reach. You are beaten!"

"What shall we do with him, Spaceman?"

rolled 8 = 8

>>9472716
Kill, obviously.

Azimuth is of the lowest scum. Not even worth pity.

But let Spaceman do it himself

rolled 6 = 6

>>9472716
Police his OTC, shoot bloody stump with burner to cauterize wound, knock Azimuth out with a hearty punch in the gut, and move on.

>>9472740
How grimdark

You guys do realize we still have a good portion of that cask of treasure, right? Why kill Azimuth when we can hire him?

>>9472740
Wasn't he the guy who wouldn't backstab one of the Imperial soldiers, so we got Rom to do it?

>>9472763
Azimuth has shown time and time again he's despicable. He deserves whatever he gets

>>9472716
The words are barely past Endman's lips before-

>>9472713

*THWUCK!"

rolled 3 = 3

>>9472716
This battle is nothing compared to what I've had to face. I've wrestled the beasts of Oasis and stared into the visors of the Blacktron shadow men.

Come at me as many times as you like, but the result will be the same. I'm going to stop Spruesworth no matter what, you can do as you see fit.

Give him his chainsaw back.

"Ho, Spaceman!"

"You are always full of surprises!"

rolled 7 = 7

>>9472780
Because sprue has more money than us

Didn't you read Machiavelli!?

Rolling to appeal to his honor and convince him to leave and never return, as he is bested

rolled 12 = 12

>>9472806
You fucking know it, Endman! Roll for brofisting Endman.

>>9472821
>Natural 12 on a brofist
You better make it good, OP.

Now I say we leave Azimuth his OTC so he is constantly reminded of his shame.

rolled 7 = 7

>>9472852
No way! That's our new hand!

rolled 9 = 9

>>9472852
Fuck is wrong with you? We take it and shame him more

Plus, it's an OTC!!!!! We've wanted one more than our hats!

Also, recover hat

rolled 3 = 3

>>9472852
>>9472821
There better be some kind of mini-nuclear explosion that causes Clarke's shirt to rip off or something...

>>9472821
>Natural 12 on a brofist

Hand grows back

rolled 11 = 11

Natural 12 on our brofist gives us the ability to attach the OTC to our severed hand and use it in its place

I'll roll an engineering check on it, though

As you and Endman observe the ancient warrior-bond of the Futurons, Clarke calls to you!

"Spaceman!"

>>9472956
In my mind, the brofist was most epic.

Anyway, on with the show.

>>9472956
FUCK YEAH BENNIE KICK ASS!

The troupe of miners is dispersed or dead, and even Bennie is being driven back by the press of Imperial soldiers!

We're autosaging, hooray

When will the next session be, OP? We still have tons of unfinished business

>>9473036
This is the ENDGAME! There can be no other threads!

>>9473054
Better not be, this is the greatest thing on tg

>>9473068
As in there better be more

>>9473054
WE DON'T HAVE TIME!

YOU WANT A GOOD CONCLUSION TO THE SICKEST QUEST TO EVER GRACE /TG/, DON'T YOU?

The new thread is here:

>>9473107