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    65 KB Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/27/10(Tue)15:46 No.9466706  
    You are Spaceman of Futuron, adventurer without peer and scourge of the Empire.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/27/10(Tue)15:46 No.9466718
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    After battling your way off an uncharted world, you returned to the lawless city of New Jerusalem to collect your horde of treasure - treasure stolen from High Lord Bryston Spruesworth, nephew of the Emperor and ruler of this sector.

    There you met and befriended Endman of Futuron, an adventurer without fear. With his aid you bought the loyalty of Azimuth of the Ice Men and the space knight Rom, and liberated your treasure once more.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/27/10(Tue)15:48 No.9466748
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    Attacked by bounty hunters at the starport gates, you saved the life of the beautiful Officer Clarke of the Space Police and learned that a second, illegal bounty had been placed on your head by Spruesworth. Clarke, in turn, confided that most of the Space Police had been corrupted by Spruesworth's influence.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)15:48 No.9466749
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    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/27/10(Tue)15:49 No.9466761
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    Seeking allies, you fled to the hellish swamp-world of Oasis, where you found a thousand miners willing to revolt, provided you could improve their chances of survival.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/27/10(Tue)15:49 No.9466767
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    In need of aid and with nowhere else to turn, you crossed the border into Blacktron space to bargain with its nightmarish inhabitants.

    The Blacktrons, in turn, were eager to aid in Spruesworth's demise, and provided you with a shadow field generator, which they claim can render your ship invisible to all sight and sensor.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/27/10(Tue)15:50 No.9466771
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    Returning to Oasis to find now-armored miners, you seized the chance to capture an enormous cargo hauler, large enough to fit every last man inside. The guardians, however had other ideas!
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/27/10(Tue)15:51 No.9466790
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    In a cruel reflection of the past, Officer Clarke saved you from death but was herself hit by a burner charge and grievously wounded.

    You were incapable of keeping her from slipping away, until you made the quick decision to entomb her within her own ship's cryopod.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)15:52 No.9466803
    When do we get to play?
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/27/10(Tue)15:52 No.9466804
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    With the aid of your loyal robot Bennie, you carried her safely to a medical facility, where she was revived...
    >> Crabmaster !vuOBu6g15U 04/27/10(Tue)15:53 No.9466817
    Time to fuck some shit up.

    After the recap, son.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/27/10(Tue)15:53 No.9466819
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    Now you stand in the very heart of the Imperial city. Spruesworth may yet be unaware of you as he frolics in his buried palace, but the thousand armed and armored miners will not go unnoticed for long.

    What will you do, Spaceman?
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/27/10(Tue)15:54 No.9466843
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    Previous threads are here:

    >> Crabmaster !vuOBu6g15U 04/27/10(Tue)15:54 No.9466846
    Find that fucking back door that was on the dead space-knight dude's datapad.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)15:55 No.9466855
    needs some brickarms
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)15:57 No.9466880
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/27/10(Tue)15:57 No.9466883
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    That's how you got into the city in the first place.

    It leads directly from the starport to a plaza across from the medical center.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)15:57 No.9466896
    Find the backdoor into his palace, get our men inside and let's show them what Spaceman is made of!
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)15:58 No.9466913
    rolled 7 = 7


    We've delayed long enough. We send 50 of the minors back to the medical center to create a distraction while the remainder of the army storms the palace with us.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)15:58 No.9466917
    Alright, maybe that prick Spruesworth can be of help in this situation.
    Raise Benny on the comms and see how our captive is doing
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)15:58 No.9466918
    Oh well then, let's start a riot and then start heading for the palace!
    >> Crabmaster !vuOBu6g15U 04/27/10(Tue)15:58 No.9466926
    Oh, I missed out on a number of the quests. Anywho, in what direction is the palace? I wanna shoot stuff up LIKE A BOSS.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)15:59 No.9466932
    I inquire someone to get me a cape to wear.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/27/10(Tue)15:59 No.9466939
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    Suddenly, the speakers behind you blare out:

    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)16:00 No.9466961
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)16:00 No.9466962
    rolled 2 = 2


    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)16:00 No.9466965
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)16:01 No.9466967
    rolled 11 = 11


    allrite, no more need for subtlety. lets rush into the city randomly and start blasting everything!!!
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/27/10(Tue)16:01 No.9466969
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    You might not get the chance!

    Roll a d12 and link to this post, please.

    Bennie reports that he's doing fine.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)16:02 No.9466976
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)16:02 No.9466977
    rolled 12 = 12

    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)16:02 No.9466982
    rolled 2 = 2


    By your command.
    >> Crabmaster !vuOBu6g15U 04/27/10(Tue)16:02 No.9466984
    rolled 7 = 7


    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)16:02 No.9466991
    rolled 9 = 9


    Ooh. Have Bennie ask Spruesworth where the general assembly area is, and how many security personnell will usually gather. Or else!

    Maybe we can take them unawares.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)16:02 No.9466992
    what about this shit?! we should berserk!
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/27/10(Tue)16:06 No.9467036
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    "Hey, what's going on over here?"
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)16:08 No.9467061
    "Um, nothing,"
    >> Crabmaster !vuOBu6g15U 04/27/10(Tue)16:09 No.9467081
    This is the miner's convention, sir! I'm dressed as the violent ruffian Spaceman! Just everyday funning around!
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/27/10(Tue)16:12 No.9467120
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    "OK, then, you folks just have fun. And watch yourselves- there's a dangerous criminal on the loose!"
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)16:12 No.9467126
    rolled 2 = 2


    Blockonium security affairs. Undercover agents returning from infiltration detachments off-planet. Nothing to see here.
    >> Crabmaster !vuOBu6g15U 04/27/10(Tue)16:14 No.9467141
    Be sure to mention the new models of drills and mineral-borers as he walks away, then sneak off to the palace when he's out of earshot.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/27/10(Tue)16:14 No.9467147
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    Endman and Jadar of the miners both yearn to taste Imperial blood!

    "My men are impatient, Futuron! Where will you have us strike?"
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)16:15 No.9467163
    Send them off in a diversionary attack on somewhere easily defended but public to the Imperials.

    While you cunningly rig the cities power cores to ASPLODEZ!
    >> Crabmaster !vuOBu6g15U 04/27/10(Tue)16:16 No.9467177
    Endman leads the GLORIOUS CHARGE up the front steps with the bulk of our force while Bennie, Clark, a couple miners and us go in through the back or side.

    Jadar can be second in command to Endman.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)16:19 No.9467209
    rolled 4 = 4

    Send a quarter of the men off to attack a power station, then get the rest to come with us to burn Spruesworth.
    >> Crabmaster !vuOBu6g15U 04/27/10(Tue)16:20 No.9467221
    Ooh, this idea is good too. Would a power-outage shut down any autodefences in the palace?
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/27/10(Tue)16:21 No.9467232
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    "Ho, Spaceman! A glorious idea!"

    "But if your robot joins you, Spruesworth's spawn may yet escape! What of these other robots?"
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/27/10(Tue)16:22 No.9467243

    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)16:23 No.9467278
    I'm not sure. Any well-fortified palace would have a backup generator of some kind.
    >> Crabmaster !vuOBu6g15U 04/27/10(Tue)16:25 No.9467315
    The that should be our target when we get inside the palace.

    How bout this:
    Endman charges the gates with FUCKLOADS OF DUDES.
    Jadar cuts off the power at the nearest power station.
    Spaceman, Clarke, and a few other get in there, disable any backup generators, and then put the screws to Spruesworth.

    And Endman can take the big bot.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)16:25 No.9467322
    It's probably somewhere in the basement. If we enter through the sewers or something, we should be able to get to it there.

    We ARE going through the sewers, right? I mean, this is an ADVENTURE. At some point we're supposed to go through a sewer and use 50ft. of rope. It's like... the law, or something.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/27/10(Tue)16:27 No.9467346
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    The situation is indeed complicated.

    Commanding an army is quite a bit different from the solitary space piracy that has been your trade before this day.

    Roll a d12, please.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)16:28 No.9467374
    rolled 4 = 4

    Blow up the power station, go though the sewers, enter the palace, shoot Spurceworth.

    And look good while doing it.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)16:28 No.9467379
    rolled 8 = 8


    Throw the big robot!
    >> Crabmaster !vuOBu6g15U 04/27/10(Tue)16:28 No.9467382
    rolled 4 = 4

    Bring the pain.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)16:29 No.9467394
    rolled 1 = 1

    Shit! I probably should've invoked the SPIRIT OF ADVENTURE or something.
    >> Crabmaster !vuOBu6g15U 04/27/10(Tue)16:29 No.9467396
    I also enjoy how shitty our disguises are.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)16:30 No.9467401
    That's it, I'm not rolling anymore.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)16:31 No.9467417
    thats the idea, we're hiding in plain sight, like transformers
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/27/10(Tue)16:31 No.9467430
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    "Hold it right there, Futuron scum!"

    Imperial soldiers! Lured by the all-points alarm, they seek to make you their prisoner!

    What will you do, Spaceman?
    >> Crabmaster !vuOBu6g15U 04/27/10(Tue)16:32 No.9467446
    rolled 7 = 7

    All burners, white hot!
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)16:34 No.9467480
    rolled 6 = 6

    Shout "Spruceworth's a dick! Join me!" in a very commanding tone, totally reinforced by my authoritative hat.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)16:36 No.9467501
    crush them with the large space tires, surely one of our robots can lift them
    >> Crabmaster !vuOBu6g15U 04/27/10(Tue)16:37 No.9467516
    Shoot em with our laser legs.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)16:39 No.9467557
    rolled 7 = 7


    Throw the bot at the nearest guards. FOR ADVENTURE, FOR FUTURON!
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)16:39 No.9467562
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/27/10(Tue)16:40 No.9467576
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    Endman dives beneath the hail of burner charges, and the miners, caught off-guard, hastily ready their own corers! You and Clarke face the Imperial squad alone!

    Roll a d12 for whatever you do, one for Clarke, and one for Endman (two if he's using his burners)!
    >> Crabmaster !vuOBu6g15U 04/27/10(Tue)16:41 No.9467604
    rolled 4, 11, 1, 6 = 22

    Do a flying dropkick at the closest guard, have Clarke and Endman cover us.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)16:43 No.9467622
    rolled 12, 9, 4 = 25

    Spaceman dives through the air and shoots at the guards John Woo style with a burner in both hands.

    Clarke rallys the miners and gets them behind cover.

    Endman backs up Spaceman.

    >> Crabmaster !vuOBu6g15U 04/27/10(Tue)16:43 No.9467634
    Do this, his rolls are good!
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)16:44 No.9467648
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/27/10(Tue)16:51 No.9467747
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    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/27/10(Tue)16:52 No.9467770
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    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/27/10(Tue)16:52 No.9467781
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    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/27/10(Tue)16:53 No.9467795
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    >> Crix !!RpOLjtsjwNS 04/27/10(Tue)16:53 No.9467801
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    >sneak into the imperial palace through a sewer in a heavily futuristic world

    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)16:54 No.9467819

    I've been waiting all week for this!
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/27/10(Tue)16:54 No.9467827
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    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/27/10(Tue)16:55 No.9467842
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    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)16:55 No.9467856
    rolled 1 = 1


    Spin kick!
    >> Crabmaster !vuOBu6g15U 04/27/10(Tue)16:55 No.9467859
    rolled 10 = 10


    Okay, act like we meant to do that, then do a breakdancing spinny-kick move into the guards!
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/27/10(Tue)16:55 No.9467861
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    At least Clarke manages to bean one in the face.

    What will you do, Spaceman?
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)16:56 No.9467863
    stop rolling already!!!
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)16:56 No.9467864
    oh for fuck's sake
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)16:56 No.9467872
    rolled 5 = 5

    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)16:57 No.9467876
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    time to bring the pain
    >> Crabmaster !vuOBu6g15U 04/27/10(Tue)16:57 No.9467893
    rolled 5 = 5

    I still think the handstand roundhouse-kick is a good plan.

    Tell Clarke to keep shooting, too.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)16:58 No.9467915
    rolled 9 = 9

    Recover the hat

    we cannot succeed without it
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/27/10(Tue)16:59 No.9467931
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    Thinking quickly, you lunge your foot out and knock one of the Imperial soldiers off his feet!

    The battle rages on around you!

    What will you do, Spaceman?
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)17:00 No.9467951
    rolled 4 = 4

    >> Crabmaster !vuOBu6g15U 04/27/10(Tue)17:00 No.9467952
    rolled 6, 8, 10, 9 = 33

    Draw our sword and bisect the nearest guard!

    Endman double taps another guard

    Clarke runs up and kicks another in the nuts!
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)17:01 No.9467959
    rolled 8 = 8

    kip-up to our feet, and tackle one into the ground!
    >> noko dice 1d12 Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/27/10(Tue)17:01 No.9467960
    By the way, something I learned the other day:

    You can type
    noko dice XdY
    to stay in the thread after rolling.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/27/10(Tue)17:01 No.9467973
    rolled 7 = 7

    In the email field, of course

    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)17:02 No.9467979
    thanks for the tip
    >> Crabmaster !vuOBu6g15U 04/27/10(Tue)17:03 No.9467995
    rolled 9 = 9

    Roll for heroic posturing.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)17:04 No.9468024
    rolled 18 = 18

    problem is that you can fake roll using it
    >> Crabmaster !vuOBu6g15U 04/27/10(Tue)17:06 No.9468051
    rolled 11 = 11

    Well let's hope that everyone plays by the rules then for the sake of ADVENTURE.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/27/10(Tue)17:12 No.9468125
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    Unfortunately, you find yourself at the bottom of a heap of soldiers, as the one you kick lands on top of you and Clarke's unfortunate target lands atop him!

    One of the able soldiers tries to stab you, but cannot get a good hit in!
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/27/10(Tue)17:12 No.9468134
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    Clarke, meanwhile...
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/27/10(Tue)17:13 No.9468147
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    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)17:14 No.9468161
    Score! Two balls!
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)17:15 No.9468171
    rolled 7 = 7

    Pick up the guards and toss them at the others

    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/27/10(Tue)17:15 No.9468183
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    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/27/10(Tue)17:17 No.9468211
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    Endman has dropped one of his burners in the fray, but snaps off a charge of his remaining burner directly at the guard!

    What will you and your team do, Spaceman?
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)17:19 No.9468256
    rolled 2 = 2

    Punch our way out of the pile of guards and finish the remaining guards off with our new sword!
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)17:20 No.9468289
    rolled 3 = 3

    How many guards are left, out of the ones that attacked us?

    If it's less than half call for them to surrender.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)17:21 No.9468295
    rolled 7 = 7


    This is Spaceman of Futuron. Surrender! No more brave men need die today to protect the tyrant Spruesworth!
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/27/10(Tue)17:22 No.9468332
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    Endman's foe collapses on top of the others, burying you even deeper in Imperial soldiers!
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)17:24 No.9468371
    rolled 5 = 5

    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)17:24 No.9468386
    rolled 9 = 9

    Futuron-Punch straight up
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/27/10(Tue)17:25 No.9468393
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    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)17:26 No.9468424
    rolled 5 = 5


    We need to find our hat!
    >> Crabmaster !vuOBu6g15U 04/27/10(Tue)17:27 No.9468443
    I leave for like fifteen minutes to take a shower and we end up in a dogpile. Damnit I miss all the good stuff.

    Compliment Clarke on her excellent ball-kick and reactionface.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)17:27 No.9468444
    rolled 5 = 5

    recover hat

    top priority

    Then grab sprue's son and head for the broadcast station
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/27/10(Tue)17:28 No.9468456
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    You burst forth from the pile of Imperials!
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)17:28 No.9468458
    rolled 3 = 3

    Bring up the chains and see if we got the 1st down
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)17:29 No.9468479
    Let's not be rash. For all we know Spruceworth's son is a non combatant. An innocent.

    Clarke knows more about the political situation on Regis Major. We should get her opinion before we execute anyone in cold blood.

    Plus he's more valuable as a bargaining chip alive.
    >> Crabmaster !vuOBu6g15U 04/27/10(Tue)17:33 No.9468572
    Don't Space Police hate Spruesworth? Are there any SP troops stationed on this planet we could rendezvous with?
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/27/10(Tue)17:34 No.9468582
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    You recover your hat, and find that only two of the Imperial soldiers are yet alive!

    The broadcasting station lies some distance from Spruesworth's palace, though his child is locked in the trunk of another ship outside the bay you stand in.

    You have no doubt that the soldiers raised an alarm, and more Imperial troops will surely be massing here.

    What will you do, Spaceman?
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/27/10(Tue)17:35 No.9468606

    >Clarke, in turn, confided that most of the Space Police had been corrupted by Spruesworth's influence.

    Clarke's about the only SP that *isn't* in league with Spruesworth.
    >> Crabmaster !vuOBu6g15U 04/27/10(Tue)17:35 No.9468614
    Knock them out with massive kicks to the 'nads, then hightail it to the communication station thing or whatever so we can tell everyone that IT'S TOTALLY OKAY NOTHING IS WRONG.
    >> Crabmaster !vuOBu6g15U 04/27/10(Tue)17:36 No.9468626
    Oh hey, whaddaya know.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)17:40 No.9468678
    rolled 4 = 4


    Escort the two guards at gunpoint towards the broadcasting tower. If the ship with Spruesworth and Bennie is on the way, pick them up as well. Otherwise, have Bennie knock out Spruesworth and fly to our current position at low altitude.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/27/10(Tue)17:41 No.9468701
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    Endman is eager for battle!

    "Ho, Spaceman!"

    "Do you mean to tarry with the concerns of Imperial rabble?"
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)17:42 No.9468733
    "Uh, we had a slight weapons malfunction, but uh... everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here now, thank you. How are you?"

    "Uh, uh... negative, negative. We had a reactor leak here now. Give us a few minutes to lock it down. Large leak, very dangerous."

    "Boring conversation, anyway."
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/27/10(Tue)17:42 No.9468737
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    "The people of this planet will sing our names for casting down Spruesworth! Let us make war, not speeches!"
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)17:43 No.9468750
    rolled 12 = 12


    I second this:

    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/27/10(Tue)17:46 No.9468791
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    Your friends, your robot, and a thousand miners all stand on your next command, Spaceman!

    If you mean to breach the broadcast tower and bring your message of revolution to the people, Spruesworth may yet escape your burner.

    Swarms of Imperial soldiers press closer- you can feel the deckplates shiver with their approaching bootsteps.

    What will you do, Spaceman?
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/27/10(Tue)17:47 No.9468820
    (I'm not trying to railroad; I'm just laying it out how it is.)

    (Five minute break to restart my crappy computer.)
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)17:49 No.9468864
    rolled 5 = 5


    We could split up. Send Clarke to do the speach with a couple miners for protection. Having investigated Spruesworth's corruption, she's got all the saucy details anyway.

    Meanwhile, Spaceman and Endman with their thousand miners will breach the imperial palace and haul that dog Spruesworth out by his tail!
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)17:49 No.9468865
    Go after Spruesworth! The people can thank us after, and less of them will be harmed if we don't try to get them involved!
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)17:51 No.9468907
    I disagree. The goal isn't to defeat Spruceworth /specifically/, it's to bring the flame of justice and freedom to the hearts of the people. If we can kindle in them that flame it won't matter /who/ seeks to rule them.

    We are on a quest. Not a vendetta.
    >> Crabmaster !vuOBu6g15U 04/27/10(Tue)17:53 No.9468928
    This man knows what's up.

    Spark a revolution and besmirch the name of Spruesworth?
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/27/10(Tue)17:53 No.9468940
    Actually, you're kind of on a vendetta because Spruesworth posted an illegal dead-or-alive bounty on your head that's got swarms of bounty hunters trying to bring you down.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)17:56 No.9468993
    But here we have the choice. Two paths diverge before us.

    Do we walk the road of the vengeance seeking anti-hero?

    Or do we liberate the sector, sacrificing our personal desire for revenge for the good of the people of Regis Major?

    I vote the latter.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/27/10(Tue)17:58 No.9469027
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    Clarke offers her own council:

    "If you mean to bring down Spruesworth without his death, it will have to be so thoroughly that he can never seek power again."

    "Dealing with the bounty hunters he has looking for you will be no small matter on its own."
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)17:58 No.9469031
    rolled 8 = 8

    I say we head for that comms tower and start our revolution.

    There isn't anywhere Spruceworth can run that we won't find him and exact our vengeance.
    >> Crabmaster !vuOBu6g15U 04/27/10(Tue)18:00 No.9469066
    If the entire planet hates him, he'll be stranded!

    THEN we can go kick his ass!
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)18:01 No.9469083
    rolled 3 = 3

    "A man can be killed. An idea lives forever. As much as I desire Spruceworth's demise it is ultimately the lives of the countless millions under his corrupt dominion that we must think of. Killing him is only a stop gap measure. Until the people burn for freedom another will simply rise to take his place."
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/27/10(Tue)18:04 No.9469134
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    Jadar steps forth, at the front of his uneasy troops.

    "What of us, Spaceman?"

    "Are you now a Statesman of Futuron?"
    >> Crabmaster !vuOBu6g15U 04/27/10(Tue)18:05 No.9469159
    NEVER! I just think the people deserve to have their minds liberated first! You understand the hardships of life under Spruesworth, you can speak to the common men of Regis Major!
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/27/10(Tue)18:08 No.9469230
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    "Aye, we know the miseries of Spruesworth's taxes as well as anyone. What of it?"

    Roll a d12, please.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)18:08 No.9469233
    rolled 12 = 12

    "No more statesman than any citizen ought be."
    >> Crabmaster !vuOBu6g15U 04/27/10(Tue)18:12 No.9469311
    rolled 2 = 2

    Then you can speak to the people! Spearhead the revolution with me, so that none may suffer his taxation and tyranny ever again!

    Actually, use this roll>>9469233
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/27/10(Tue)18:15 No.9469361
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    "Aye, I know the call of citizenship, Futuron. I served when the Empire had not yet turned inward and grasping- when it nourished the worlds under its blanket, not smothered them."

    Jadar's speech is surprisingly profound for a rough Oasian miner...
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/27/10(Tue)18:18 No.9469422
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    "We've found them! All squads, report to the industrial bay hangar at once!"

    A vanguard of Imperial soldiers! They've found you!

    What will you do, Spaceman?
    >> Crabmaster !vuOBu6g15U 04/27/10(Tue)18:19 No.9469443
    rolled 3 = 3

    fuck that, rolling to RUN AWAY.
    >> Crabmaster !vuOBu6g15U 04/27/10(Tue)18:19 No.9469456
    rolled 3 = 3

    Oh damn.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)18:21 No.9469485
    rolled 4, 7 = 11


    Have Endman assist in throwing the big loader bot at them!
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)18:22 No.9469520
    rolled 2 = 2

    we must hold them off whilst Jadar uses his newfound vocal skill to inspire the men and ready them to defeat the large amount of enemies converging on our location,

    that and matrix style dodging whilst snapping off rounds like in an old western
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/27/10(Tue)18:28 No.9469635
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    Chaos breaks out around you!

    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)18:31 No.9469712
    rolled 11 = 11

    close combat fighting, using our gun in various ways to break bones and crush limbs
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)18:31 No.9469714
    Need to go to bed now damnit. Gentlemen, please finish this epic adventure in an orderly fashion. Remember that we have both a hostage and a warhead to dig out Spruesworth. And make sure that if everyone survives, brofist Endman, knock up Clarke and go on new adventures. We still have to enact our revenge on that dastardly Hodge LaRoque!
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)18:32 No.9469728
    rolled 9 = 9

    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/27/10(Tue)18:36 No.9469795
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    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/27/10(Tue)18:36 No.9469805
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    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)18:41 No.9469915
    rolled 7 = 7

    ah okay then,

    Rally the men, dive behind cover and proceed to go sniper on those fuckers
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)18:44 No.9469960
    rolled 4 = 4

    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/27/10(Tue)18:44 No.9469961
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    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/27/10(Tue)18:45 No.9469977
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    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/27/10(Tue)18:46 No.9469991
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    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/27/10(Tue)18:46 No.9470005
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    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/27/10(Tue)18:47 No.9470022
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    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/27/10(Tue)18:48 No.9470034
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    You have the upper hand for the moment, Spaceman!

    What will you do?
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)18:49 No.9470070
    rolled 4 = 4

    Dive into that pile and give the those Empire men a beating they won't forget, then let them flee, to tell the tell of how manly we are!
    >> The Lone Guardsman !GTO55xPMKU 04/27/10(Tue)18:51 No.9470119
    I remember this thread when it first came to /tg/. I just wish I would have rolled high enough to adopt Jibbles the native...
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)18:55 No.9470225
    rolled 8 = 8

    tap dance on their faces.
    >> Crix !!RpOLjtsjwNS 04/27/10(Tue)18:56 No.9470242
    You can't use miners as a weapon, that's mean.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/27/10(Tue)18:56 No.9470248
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    You might not get the chance!

    Bennie comms you with an urgent message:

    >> Crabmaster !vuOBu6g15U 04/27/10(Tue)18:56 No.9470260
    rolled 11 = 11

    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)18:57 No.9470270

    Threaten baby Spruesworth into calling off the guards.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)18:58 No.9470286

    Forgot mah roll.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)18:58 No.9470310
    rolled 8 = 8


    Goddommit, fronk.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/27/10(Tue)18:59 No.9470338
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    >> Crabmaster !vuOBu6g15U 04/27/10(Tue)18:59 No.9470341
    Hell yeah, Bennie is going into super-cool mode.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/27/10(Tue)19:06 No.9470510
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    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/27/10(Tue)19:06 No.9470520
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    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/27/10(Tue)19:07 No.9470542
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    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)19:07 No.9470543



    >> Crabmaster !vuOBu6g15U 04/27/10(Tue)19:08 No.9470563
    FUCK YEAH BENNIE! To think, we once relied on him as a projectile.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/27/10(Tue)19:08 No.9470574
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    What will you have your robot do, Spaceman?
    >> Crabmaster !vuOBu6g15U 04/27/10(Tue)19:10 No.9470604
    rolled 5 = 5

    Kick some goddamn ass and regroup with us for an awesome assault on the broadcast station!
    >> Crabmaster !vuOBu6g15U 04/27/10(Tue)19:13 No.9470693
    rolled 5 = 5

    Also, use the power of SONG and DANCE to convert the imperial soldiers to our cause!
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/27/10(Tue)19:13 No.9470696
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    Bennie lets out a terrifying electronic squalk that is audible even from inside the hangar!
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/27/10(Tue)19:19 No.9470818
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    Bennie makes his own door, and your team is soon whole once more!

    Imperial soldiers continue to spill forth- though the miners can keep them at bay Jadar's men are losing men nonetheless!

    What will you do, Spaceman?
    >> Crabmaster !vuOBu6g15U 04/27/10(Tue)19:20 No.9470850
    rolled 9 = 9

    Use Bennie as heavy support/cover while moving for the broadcast station.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/27/10(Tue)19:22 No.9470885
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    Jadar shouts at you above the sound of burner charges:

    "Take some of my men and make for the station, Spaceman! We will slow these dogs!"
    >> Crabmaster !vuOBu6g15U 04/27/10(Tue)19:23 No.9470906
    Salute Jadar and shed a single manly tear in the name of the benevolent miners, then do as told.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)19:23 No.9470910
    rolled 3 = 3

    Try to inspire his men once more. We cannot have Jadar, one of our greatest heroes giving his life in vain
    >> Crabmaster !vuOBu6g15U 04/27/10(Tue)19:25 No.9470958
    My, we aren't very inspiring today, eh?
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/27/10(Tue)19:34 No.9471159
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    With the aid of the miners and your robots, you breach the city proper, and storm your way through the streets, hell-bent on the broadcast tower to spread your message of freedom!

    The noble-born citizens gape or flee at your advance, as you trample soldiers under your feet!
    >> Crabmaster !vuOBu6g15U 04/27/10(Tue)19:35 No.9471181
    rolled 5 = 5

    Jawesome, now charge the station while shouting to the civvies to JOIN OUR GLORIOUS CAUSE.
    >> Crabmaster !vuOBu6g15U 04/27/10(Tue)19:37 No.9471207
    rolled 1 = 1

    What the fuck, I keep getting fives.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)19:40 No.9471272





    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/27/10(Tue)19:40 No.9471280
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    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/27/10(Tue)19:42 No.9471310
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    "Spruesworth has paid me well to see you struck down, Futuron. In coin, not promises."

    "Have you the courage to die with honor?"

    What will you do, Spaceman?
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)19:44 No.9471343
    rolled 4 = 4

    find or take off a glove, proceed to throw it at his face whilst pronouncing....

    "Sir you have offended my honour.... I challenge you to a SPACE duel...."
    >> Crabmaster !vuOBu6g15U 04/27/10(Tue)19:46 No.9471377
    rolled 11 = 11

    Hey there pal. I've been killing myself staying up all night to do CrabQuest, so I'm going to see Lego Quest through to the end and get to bed early for once. As I said in the last thread, I will definitely have one going on tomorrow!

    Also, run up and do a backflipping-kick into Azimuth's face.
    >> Crix !!RpOLjtsjwNS 04/27/10(Tue)19:46 No.9471388
    rolled 2 = 2

    Even if I die today, spruesworth will be gone by tomorrow, leaving you with no one to pick up the tab.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)19:47 No.9471401
    I don't follow your quest, but couldn't you just run a quest with set hours?
    >> Crabmaster !vuOBu6g15U 04/27/10(Tue)19:49 No.9471433
    rolled 9 = 9

    At the end of each quest I try to give an estimate of when I'll be running the next one. I try to regularly post between six and seven. Anyway, this is Lego Quest! We have no time for the discussion of crabs, we're ADVENTURING!

    Still rolling to beat the hell out of Azimuth and look damn fine.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/27/10(Tue)19:49 No.9471441
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    You raise your electro-sword in a silent gesture-
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)19:52 No.9471498
    rolled 11 = 11

    If it's battle you seek, I won't disappoint you. But I won't show you how to die with honor, but to live with a heart of adventure.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)19:53 No.9471523
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    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/27/10(Tue)19:54 No.9471546
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    >> Crabmaster !vuOBu6g15U 04/27/10(Tue)19:55 No.9471549
    Finally, our speaking skills come in handy!
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/27/10(Tue)19:55 No.9471564
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    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)19:55 No.9471566
    rolled 11 = 11

    wait he has a trans-orange chainsaw, how will we win?
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/27/10(Tue)19:56 No.9471583
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    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)19:56 No.9471588
    rolled 8 = 8

    The spirit of ADVENTURE, my boy
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)19:57 No.9471599
    rolled 3 = 3

    He might have the chainsaw, but he does not have the heart of SPACEMAN!
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/27/10(Tue)19:57 No.9471605
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    Like this!

    You surprise the Ice Man, and knock him backward onto the street!

    You have the upper hand, Spaceman! What will you do?
    >> Crabmaster !vuOBu6g15U 04/27/10(Tue)19:57 No.9471609
    NOW use our good speaking roll!
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)19:58 No.9471624
    rolled 1 = 1

    Did that wake you up, Azimuth?
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)19:58 No.9471627
    >go to work
    >come back
    >Bennie has gone to awesome mode and OTC duel

    I fucking love you Lego quest
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)19:59 No.9471637
    rolled 4 = 4

    Seconded. We already have an 11 in a fuckawesome speech. I suggest we use it
    >> Crabmaster !vuOBu6g15U 04/27/10(Tue)19:59 No.9471638
    rolled 2 = 2

    God forbid that awesome persuasion roll go unused!
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)19:59 No.9471641
    rolled 5 = 5

    Do you value coin over your life?

    Join our noble cause and taste the SPIRIT OF ADVENTURE

    Or I'll kill you.

    rolling for diplomacy
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)19:59 No.9471653
    rolled 3 = 3

    Cut off his hand, or CUT THE OT CHAINSAW APART!
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:02 No.9471705
    rolled 7 = 7

    no, dont damage it, we can scavenge it after he is bested
    >> Crabmaster !vuOBu6g15U 04/27/10(Tue)20:03 No.9471717
    rolled 8 = 8

    Let's hope Rom isn't also on our ass! Remind Azimuth of the bounty we shared with him, and how bravely he fought with us and the space-knight!
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/27/10(Tue)20:05 No.9471758
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    Azimuth rights himself and lowers his visor in the same grim signal of warfare that your own lowered visor represents. "Hmph. Finally, a challenge."
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/27/10(Tue)20:05 No.9471775
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    With a roar, Azimuth charges forward at you!

    What will you do, Spaceman?
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/27/10(Tue)20:06 No.9471785

    Nice four :P
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:06 No.9471786
    rolled 1 = 1

    Give him a taste of the Spaceman Special.
    >> Crabmaster !vuOBu6g15U 04/27/10(Tue)20:06 No.9471788
    rolled 3, 6 = 9

    Disarm and persuade!

    First roll is disarm, second is persuade.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:08 No.9471815
    >Natural one

    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:09 No.9471837

    What happened to the "parry the slash" post that was between these two? It was a natural one.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:11 No.9471874
    Maybe the poster feared for Spaceman's life? A Natural 1 on a parry from a CHAINSAW would surely see his demise
    >> Crabmaster !vuOBu6g15U 04/27/10(Tue)20:11 No.9471883
    rolled 10, 9 = 19

    Spaceman is too cool for such bullshit.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/27/10(Tue)20:12 No.9471904
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    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:13 No.9471921
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/27/10(Tue)20:13 No.9471930
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    >> Eyah !M62ELChaos 04/27/10(Tue)20:14 No.9471946
    Next sunday, on Lego Ball Z!
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/27/10(Tue)20:15 No.9471957
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    >the other 1 that someone deleted :P


    Azimuth's terrible OTC digs across your wrist, severing your hand and sending your electro-sword flying!

    What will you do, Spaceman?
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:15 No.9471960
    rolled 11 = 11

    Throw our hat so it gets stuck on the rim of his visor!
    >> Crabmaster !vuOBu6g15U 04/27/10(Tue)20:16 No.9471979
    rolled 4 = 4

    Our OTHER hand, now?! How will we grab Clarke's bangin' titties with robo-hands?

    Nevermind, shove stump in Azimuth's visor to blind him, kick him in shin.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:17 No.9471992
    rolled 2 = 2

    Re-enact the ending to Star Wars V

    Quickly radio Bennie to pick you up, whilst you distract Azimuth with an eloquent speech about betrayal and such
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:17 No.9471999
    rolled 1 = 1

    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:18 No.9472019
    the dice gods hate adventure
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:19 No.9472042
    I know. Its depressing.

    Maybe great things just weren't in Spaceman's stars
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/27/10(Tue)20:19 No.9472048
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    Desperately, you tear the Imperial hat from your head and thrust it at Azimuth's face!

    The decorative filigree slips into the narrow slit in his visor and you hear him cry out!"

    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:20 No.9472057
    rolled 2 = 2


    >> Bad News !!7D6z0JTG1+/ 04/27/10(Tue)20:20 No.9472072

    >> Bad News !!7D6z0JTG1+/ 04/27/10(Tue)20:22 No.9472105
    rolled 4 = 4


    >> Crabmaster !vuOBu6g15U 04/27/10(Tue)20:23 No.9472117
    Rolling to ROCK HIS SHIT. Bennie, where the hell are you?!
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:23 No.9472127
    rolled 8 = 8

    >> Crabmaster !vuOBu6g15U 04/27/10(Tue)20:24 No.9472143
    rolled 2 = 2

    Damnit. ROCK AND ROLL
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:25 No.9472170
    rolled 5 = 5

    Thrust our stump into the controls of the OTC...

    Let's make shit get real.
    >> Bad News !!7D6z0JTG1+/ 04/27/10(Tue)20:26 No.9472188
    rolled 3 = 3


    oh holy shit

    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/27/10(Tue)20:27 No.9472197
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    Azimuth tears the hat from his view and shouts a battle-cry at you!

    From behind you, Clarke calls your name, as Endman holds her back! You have sworn to a duel, and Endman is bound as a man of Futuron not to interfere!

    What will you do, Spaceman?
    >> Crabmaster !vuOBu6g15U 04/27/10(Tue)20:28 No.9472220
    rolled 4, 9 = 13

    Slap him so hard his hat flies off!
    Then kick him in the dick!
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:28 No.9472231
    rolled 8 = 8

    Azimuth is going to see a helmet-shattering fist coming at his face as he removes the hat.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:29 No.9472247
    rolled 12, 8 = 20


    There is only one weapon great enough to defeat the OTC.

    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:32 No.9472300
    Heck, I'll second this.

    A man as manly as Spaceman needs only his fists to win a duel. Not such cowardly things as an OTC
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/27/10(Tue)20:32 No.9472318
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    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/27/10(Tue)20:33 No.9472337
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    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:34 No.9472346
    rolled 8 = 8

    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/27/10(Tue)20:34 No.9472357
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    >> Crabmaster !vuOBu6g15U 04/27/10(Tue)20:35 No.9472364
    rolled 11 = 11

    FUCK YES! Now follow up with a vicious right(?) hook to his visor and begin negotiating!
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:35 No.9472371
    rolled 3 = 3


    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/27/10(Tue)20:36 No.9472389
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    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:36 No.9472391
    rolled 6 = 6

    Negotiating with our fists, that is. Azimuth is a tough cookie, and we should give him all the convincing he wants.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/27/10(Tue)20:37 No.9472403
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    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:37 No.9472405
    rolled 1 = 1

    Headbutt time.
    >> Crabmaster !vuOBu6g15U 04/27/10(Tue)20:37 No.9472408
    Surely continuing the fight after suffering a mortal wound is enough to show him we are one to be respected, not attacked!
    >> Crabmaster !vuOBu6g15U 04/27/10(Tue)20:38 No.9472432
    rolled 5 = 5

    Give him another nut-kick, for good measure.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:39 No.9472437
    rolled 6 = 6

    Offer him an oppoutunity to take the cowards way out and run

    Or kill him with honor, and a single manly tear in your eye for your corrupted bro
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:39 No.9472449
    rolled 5 = 5

    Hah! There's no need for such toys in a duel between men! We'll continue the fight with our fists!

    Toss the chainsaw aside.
    >> Crabmaster !vuOBu6g15U 04/27/10(Tue)20:39 No.9472453
    Seems like our plans only ever work when we kick things in the balls... God forbid Clarke betrays us.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:41 No.9472502
    rolled 11 = 11

    You underestimate an ice man. This a duel, we shouldn't insult him with such weak notions.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/27/10(Tue)20:41 No.9472506
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    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:43 No.9472542
    rolled 4 = 4

    Rolling for a single glorious haymaker to the face
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/27/10(Tue)20:43 No.9472543
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    >> Crabmaster !vuOBu6g15U 04/27/10(Tue)20:43 No.9472554
    rolled 4 = 4

    >> Crabmaster !vuOBu6g15U 04/27/10(Tue)20:44 No.9472566
    rolled 2 = 2

    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:44 No.9472583
    rolled 6 = 6

    Elbow attack, Sam Vimes style.
    >> Crabmaster !vuOBu6g15U 04/27/10(Tue)20:45 No.9472593
    Well I guess having one hand makes it a little tough...
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/27/10(Tue)20:45 No.9472613
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    You have Azimuth at a disadvantage, Spaceman!

    What will you do?
    >> Crabmaster !vuOBu6g15U 04/27/10(Tue)20:46 No.9472621
    rolled 6 = 6

    Offer him surrender and a chance to join us!
    >> Crix !!RpOLjtsjwNS 04/27/10(Tue)20:46 No.9472622
    rolled 7 = 7

    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:47 No.9472640
    rolled 6 = 6


    Pretend we're going to cut off his hands, but stop at the last moment to show that he's not even worth maiming.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:49 No.9472674
    rolled 8 = 8

    "You are scum"

    Draw your burner, and pull the trigger with a grimace on your face
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/27/10(Tue)20:49 No.9472685
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    Azimuth leaps to his feet-
    >> Crabmaster !vuOBu6g15U 04/27/10(Tue)20:51 No.9472713
    rolled 10 = 10

    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/27/10(Tue)20:51 No.9472716
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    -and finds himself staring down Endman's burners!

    "Hold, Azimuth!" he calls out. "Spaceman has bested you. I am no longer bound to stay my burner, and his own lies in easy reach. You are beaten!"

    "What shall we do with him, Spaceman?"
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:52 No.9472740
    rolled 8 = 8

    Kill, obviously.

    Azimuth is of the lowest scum. Not even worth pity.

    But let Spaceman do it himself
    >> Crabmaster !vuOBu6g15U 04/27/10(Tue)20:52 No.9472748
    rolled 6 = 6

    Police his OTC, shoot bloody stump with burner to cauterize wound, knock Azimuth out with a hearty punch in the gut, and move on.
    >> Crabmaster !vuOBu6g15U 04/27/10(Tue)20:53 No.9472763
    How grimdark
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:54 No.9472780
    You guys do realize we still have a good portion of that cask of treasure, right? Why kill Azimuth when we can hire him?
    >> Crix !!RpOLjtsjwNS 04/27/10(Tue)20:54 No.9472783
    Wasn't he the guy who wouldn't backstab one of the Imperial soldiers, so we got Rom to do it?
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:54 No.9472790
    Azimuth has shown time and time again he's despicable. He deserves whatever he gets
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/27/10(Tue)20:54 No.9472791
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    The words are barely past Endman's lips before-


    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:55 No.9472795
    rolled 3 = 3

    This battle is nothing compared to what I've had to face. I've wrestled the beasts of Oasis and stared into the visors of the Blacktron shadow men.

    Come at me as many times as you like, but the result will be the same. I'm going to stop Spruesworth no matter what, you can do as you see fit.

    Give him his chainsaw back.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/27/10(Tue)20:55 No.9472806
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    "Ho, Spaceman!"

    "You are always full of surprises!"
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:55 No.9472808
    rolled 7 = 7

    Because sprue has more money than us

    Didn't you read Machiavelli!?

    Rolling to appeal to his honor and convince him to leave and never return, as he is bested
    >> Crabmaster !vuOBu6g15U 04/27/10(Tue)20:56 No.9472821
    rolled 12 = 12

    You fucking know it, Endman! Roll for brofisting Endman.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:57 No.9472852
    >Natural 12 on a brofist
    You better make it good, OP.

    Now I say we leave Azimuth his OTC so he is constantly reminded of his shame.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:58 No.9472870
    rolled 7 = 7

    No way! That's our new hand!
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:58 No.9472871
    rolled 9 = 9

    Fuck is wrong with you? We take it and shame him more

    Plus, it's an OTC!!!!! We've wanted one more than our hats!

    Also, recover hat
    >> Crabmaster !vuOBu6g15U 04/27/10(Tue)20:58 No.9472873
    rolled 3 = 3

    There better be some kind of mini-nuclear explosion that causes Clarke's shirt to rip off or something...
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:59 No.9472886
    >Natural 12 on a brofist

    Hand grows back
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:01 No.9472952
    rolled 11 = 11

    Natural 12 on our brofist gives us the ability to attach the OTC to our severed hand and use it in its place

    I'll roll an engineering check on it, though
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/27/10(Tue)21:02 No.9472956
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    As you and Endman observe the ancient warrior-bond of the Futurons, Clarke calls to you!

    >> Crabmaster !vuOBu6g15U 04/27/10(Tue)21:03 No.9472981
    In my mind, the brofist was most epic.

    Anyway, on with the show.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:03 No.9472984
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/27/10(Tue)21:03 No.9472985
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    The troupe of miners is dispersed or dead, and even Bennie is being driven back by the press of Imperial soldiers!
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:05 No.9473036
    We're autosaging, hooray

    When will the next session be, OP? We still have tons of unfinished business
    >> Crabmaster !vuOBu6g15U 04/27/10(Tue)21:06 No.9473054
    This is the ENDGAME! There can be no other threads!
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:07 No.9473068
    Better not be, this is the greatest thing on tg
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:07 No.9473084
    As in there better be more
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:08 No.9473109

    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/27/10(Tue)21:09 No.9473121
    The new thread is here:


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