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    30 KB Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)19:56 No.9471574  
    Today, I banned a furry from my games, /tg/, just flat-out banned him for suggesting a game of Ironclaw as a "good alternative" for 4e. At least, that was one of the reasons. Now, before some butthurt manchild in a tiger outfit screams at me, tears in his greasy eyes, for being "leejun", I'm going to explain the circumstances. Also, fuck you, I'd rather have leejun around than furfags.

    Now, through most of the game, there were no problems. His Razorclaw Rogue was a bit of a whiny, attention-whoring prima donna who sulked and pouted whenever his "clever" schemes to rob rich people and governments and seduce their wives failed. The latter especially. For example, his latest attempt. The local head of the Church of Pelor's Paladinical Order, the Order of the Morning's Warmth, is a well-respected Lord renowned for a priceless collection of holy artifacts (trusted into his care by the church), a beautiful wife, and for having the respect of the people...although a bit pompous (being loosely based on the Scarlet Pimpernel's alter ego).

    So, what does this genius player of mine decide to do?
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)19:56 No.9471586
    you play 4e but hate furries
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)19:57 No.9471597
    >Whines about furry
    >Posts dead wolf that has nothing to do with furries
    >> Eyah !M62ELChaos 04/27/10(Tue)19:57 No.9471608
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)19:57 No.9471610
    You did the right thing by banning an attention whore; you did the wrong thing by giving half of a rat's ass about his sexual preferences.
    gtfo fag
    >> Horo 04/27/10(Tue)19:57 No.9471617
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    >> Iron Lung 04/27/10(Tue)19:58 No.9471622
    Challenges him to a duel in public and fails, is my guess.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)19:58 No.9471626

    OP is a fucking loser.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)19:58 No.9471632
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    No Op, you are the furry

    and then op was a furry
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)19:59 No.9471645

    -... Godammit, beaten to it.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)19:59 No.9471652
    ITT: Butthurt furfags
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:00 No.9471662
    OP is fag, can't deal with his players.
    Don't DM anymore, OP.
    >> Crix !!RpOLjtsjwNS 04/27/10(Tue)20:00 No.9471667
    > flat-out banned him for suggesting a game of Ironclaw as a "good alternative" for 4e

    Too butthurt to handle the truth? Even FATAL is a good alternative compared to 4e.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:00 No.9471674
    Hi OP.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:01 No.9471679
    >sexual preference

    OP is a retard because of >>9471586 but you're a retard because you just referred to furries as "sexual preference".
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:02 No.9471693
    Sure is samefag in here
    >> Iron Lung 04/27/10(Tue)20:03 No.9471714
    Yeah, like two retards pretending to be a mosh pit while a third plays Guitar Hero.
    >> Crabmaster !vuOBu6g15U 04/27/10(Tue)20:03 No.9471732
    Well what the fuck does he decide to do, OP?
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:04 No.9471740
    >refuses to explain to his player what not to be
    >does not realize how rare actual players are for 4e
    >probably lacks the intelligence to explain it properly

    Ya know, let him shoot off his own foot if he wants. He just wants comfort by boasting "hey gaiz I banned a furreh!". The way he acts I assume he's trying hard to justify things by exaggerating details. Honestly if they were a bit emo I wouldn't care, there are much worse "that guy's" out there then a wanabe.

    His way or the highway attitude, I wouldn't play with OP unless it was to DM a game, to show him how to properly deal with players. You need actual social skills to DM.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:04 No.9471746
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    Shut the fuck up, you furry-loving retard. Sexual preference my ass.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:05 No.9471764
    >OMG, u mus be OP cus yore not butthurt liek the rest of us!
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:05 No.9471774
    OP, you've had 7 mins from where I am reading, ie; >9471714
    post, welcome to opening a shitstorm.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:06 No.9471782
    >implying acceptance of furries is a prerequesite for "social skills".

    God knows that I don't want to experience your "actual social skills".
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:06 No.9471784
    nobody's mad about the furry being banned

    everyones mad about Playing 4th Edition
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:07 No.9471802
    Your butthurt about furries is delicious.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:07 No.9471804

    >furries aren't just about porn

    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:09 No.9471827
    >all about porn = sexual preference herpa derp
    >> Devious Bastard !izofH.dgeo 04/27/10(Tue)20:09 No.9471830
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    Gonna guess this is copypasta since OP has not, in fact, told us what this genius player decided to do.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:09 No.9471841
    >Implying furry porn makes you furry
    >Not thinking you're a fucking animal's soul in a human body, pretending to be an animal, fursuiting, lusting after animals or any of the shit that is actually disgustingly pathetic
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:10 No.9471851
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    First, he decides he's going to, without using any sort of disguise, infiltrate the Lord's manor-home (really more of a castle). First, he hangs around, makes a pretense to visit, asks some very suspicious questions about the collection and how well-guarded it is, and very obviously flirts with the Lord's wife. I try to make it clear to him that she just isn't interested, she's quite devoted to her affably dense Chaladin husband, she doesn't respond to crude advances, being stared at, or his...well, the way he tried to seduce her was mostly downright creepy. Getting too close, putting his hand on hers, etc. She even tells him flat-out that she's not interested.

    He, of course, takes this as a sign of interest. The VERY NEXT NIGHT, he stealths his way up to the walls of the castle. Not wanting to be a dick, I let him get up to it. He had, much earlier, pestered me into letting him have a spring-powered grapple-gun in a moment of weakness (because another player had thought it was a cool idea, was an Artificer, and had drawn up semi-realistic plans for it). He grapples his way up the wall. I'd asked him repeatedly if he wanted to check for patrols, but he insisted "getting up there fast is more important, so I won't get caught". Once over the wall, he LEAVES THE GRAPPLE THERE "so I won't have to reattach it when I need to climb back down." He does have very high Stealth, so he manages to avoid the notice of one set of guards. Now, I'd made some detailed maps of the castle, the collection is on a lower floor, but he begins making his way up towards the bedrooms. I remind him he's going the wrong way, and he asserts that, no, he isn't, with this huge, dumbass grin.
    >> sage sage 04/27/10(Tue)20:10 No.9471865
    Let's examine this, shall we?
    This isn't about Furries, but OP mention it 2 in his 1st paragraph, ie; Furry/ Furfag.
    Plays 4e. I might agree about the Ironclaw, it's too complex to be a good RPG and I'm one of it's founding playtesters.
    Then, and get this folks, assumes anyone in /tg/ gives a damn.
    No, This is a troll thread started by a very bad troll.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:11 No.9471872
    Oh, right.

    OP is pants on head retarded. If you don't want to hang out with furfags, don't run games that are designed for them.

    /4e hate
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:11 No.9471875
    I´m sorry but you are a closet furry
    >> Anonymous Prime 04/27/10(Tue)20:11 No.9471885
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    >> Inquisitor Smathers !JdesWsXXUo 04/27/10(Tue)20:11 No.9471892
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    Fuck furries. fuck editionfaggotry and fuck you OP. I'm mad.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:12 No.9471901
    9/10 Caused a shitstorm from the 1st Post! Way to go TrollP!
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:12 No.9471903
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    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:14 No.9471944
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    I don't like where this is going
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:14 No.9471953
    Please continue OP, if your story is entertaining then you have full license to create a thread about it.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:16 No.9471986
    No he hasn't. And he can't have an entertaining story, because he plays 4e.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:16 No.9471990
    Agreed, let's see where Junior takes this...
    >> Wookie 04/27/10(Tue)20:17 No.9471993
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    hell i dont even play D&D, i just like reading train wreak stories about it, and this seems interesting so far.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:17 No.9471995
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    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:17 No.9472005
    Why does this seem like it will end in rape?

    Either the character raping the woman, or being completely raped and utterly slaughtered by the husband.
    >> RED_sniper 04/27/10(Tue)20:17 No.9472011
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    you need to shut the fuck up now mate...
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:18 No.9472020
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    Turns out, he's heading for the Lady's bedroom. First, he tries to peek through the keyhole. I tell him she isn't changing, she's fully dressed and reading a book. He insists she should be changing, whines for a while hoping to change my mind, then opens the door and "pounces" on her anyway, trying to "kiss her neck and undo her corset".

    I pause the game, and ask what the fuck he's doing. He replies that she's obviously interested, or she wouldn't have been so defensive. I tell him flat-out that, one, she's married. Two, he's basically stalked her and is trying to rape her. Three, this is a really bad idea. He keeps going "It's cool, it's cool." Then he starts on this really bad poem about his "barbed cock" "pleasuring her", and asks me if he can roll Diplomacy with a bonus for the poem.

    I tell him that no roll would help in these circumstances, he begins complaining, I tell him how many rounds he has until the guards arrive. I ask him if he does anything, he keeps complaining, I set the minis for the guards inside the room...and he says "I jump out the window."

    Just...straight-up jumps out the window. I point out he has no way to fly, the tower is well above the wall, and he's going to take a LOT of damage. He tells me that he's done the calculations, and it isn't enough to kill him. I shrug, because if he wants to jump, he can jump. So, he does, bloodying himself in the process (he rolled poorly), and activating Razorclaw Shifting.

    Now, remember the grapple I mentioned? I'd been rolling for the guards, they'd found the grapple, and were waiting for him. He decided to fight back, but was overwhelmed by them despite trying to jump off the inner wall into the courtyard. Because I know people can be dumbasses, if not usually this creepy, I only have him jailed rather than neutered for rape or hung for attempted theft of holy relics.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:18 No.9472022
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    Oh shit. It's Inquisitor Badasious!
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:18 No.9472025
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    you scare me..
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:18 No.9472030
    I demand source this instant.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:18 No.9472038
    Edition wars allways remind me of american politics
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:20 No.9472059
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:20 No.9472061
    >Then he starts on this really bad poem about his "barbed cock" "pleasuring her", and asks me if he can roll Diplomacy with a bonus for the poem.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:20 No.9472063
    >I'd rather have /b/ around me than furries

    I'm just a furfapper, not a fursona faggot or someone who participates in the community, I just fap to the pictures.

    Trust me you want me over /b/, I don't even wanna play an anthro.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:20 No.9472066

    >neutered for rape

    I'm glad you avoided further mention of balls.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:20 No.9472071
    You should have had them executed him instead.
    >> RED_sniper 04/27/10(Tue)20:21 No.9472088
    op i am agreeing with you on this one. the furry is going to rape some one
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:22 No.9472095
    >Ironclaw as a "good alternative" for 4e
    >Implying Ironclaw isn't a good alternative to 4e.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:22 No.9472098
    >I only have him jailed rather than neutered for rape or hung for attempted theft of holy relics.

    Attempt to rape a local noble and you'd be lucky if they just burned you alive.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:22 No.9472104
    I assume the medium in the file name refers to his hammer, because his combat thunderhammer is way bigger than that.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:22 No.9472107
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    Congrats, you are a Furry.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:23 No.9472110
    >Trust me you want me over /b/,
    I dunno, /b/tards can be adequate compatriots. Not true friends, given their personality failures, but good people to know.
    >> Inquisitor Smathers !JdesWsXXUo 04/27/10(Tue)20:23 No.9472123
    Entirely Possible.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:23 No.9472129
    >dozens of posts whinging at OP for being an asshole
    >whole story gets posted
    >OP was entirely right to ban him from the sessions, and even took bizarre mercy on the character
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:24 No.9472135

    why so much hate for furries if you are one yourself?
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:24 No.9472148
    That's a fucking sword sticking in a corpse.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:25 No.9472160
    attempt to steal holy artifacts and they would torture you in all sorts of gruesome ways.

    Add the rape of a local noble and a highly respected one at that and you're asking to get sawed.

    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:25 No.9472162
    the premise is flawed under the basic assumptions of:
    - 4e is basically a furry game
    - op played 4e
    - op was surprised/upset to have a furry player
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:26 No.9472181

    Oh. Not that anon, but holy shit I thought it was a hammer too.

    I think I prefer it as a hammer, actually.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:27 No.9472204
    Ironclaw is better system than 4E. Yeah, it's furry, but the actual mechanics are pretty solid, whereas 4E is, as always, a shit twinkie.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:27 No.9472205
    Keep going. That can't be the end of it.
    >> Inquisitor Smathers !JdesWsXXUo 04/27/10(Tue)20:27 No.9472206
    Badasious impaled that cretin on his sword so that he could use it as a hammer.
    >> Crabmaster !vuOBu6g15U 04/27/10(Tue)20:27 No.9472208
    For future reference, OP, have this kind of shit typed up beforehand so there aren't massive gaps between the story segments.
    >> Wasteland Warrior !W48S2eY4nU 04/27/10(Tue)20:27 No.9472213
    OP, why did he have a spring powered grapple gun, couldn't he have just used a crossbow?
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:27 No.9472215

    Oh...oh God...

    Fuck, I just about passed out when I thought about someone doing it to me just FUCKING HELL now I'm lightheaded...
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:28 No.9472217
    anything after that?
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:28 No.9472221
    attention EroRPers

    this why we hate you
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:28 No.9472224
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    Now, he's only jailed pending a trial, because I'm thinking this could be a neat jailbreak plotline, but what I wasn't prepared for was what followed. Namely, he accused the LORD of being a rapist, of abusing his wife, keeping her locked in a tower, "controlling her mind" to make her say otherwise, and then demanded a "trial by duel". I pointed out that I'd never said this city even used such a barbaric method, and he insisted that "since WFRP had it, these people should too." I told him, again, no, but that if he WANTED to challenge the Lord to a duel, he was welcome to do so. I stressed to him that, as a high-ranking member of a martial holy order spanning an entire kingdom and respected in several others, he was not a pushover and was, in fact, a high-level Paladin and possibly a Solo Monster. Anyone who's ever read the Scarlet Pimpernel knows that Percy Blakeney was a badass with a sword, and said Paladin was loosely based on him. He insisted on doing it anyway, saying he had an invincible plan. Almost awed by the sheer magnitude of this trainwreck, I allow it.

    You know what his plan was? Assuming all enemies have AI, and the shittiest AI in the world, at that.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:28 No.9472227
    >He replies that she's obviously interested, or she wouldn't have been so defensive
    Great logic there.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:28 No.9472228
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    Speaking of hammers and furries...
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:28 No.9472230
    He was a half-bat man.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:28 No.9472232

    Do go on
    >> Wookie 04/27/10(Tue)20:30 No.9472254
    i like where this is going.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:30 No.9472255
    Not him, but imagine that your fetish is subsumed by the most fucked up degenerates taking everything to the greatest extreme possible, and everyone judges the fetish by those people. How would that make you feel about them?
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:30 No.9472256



    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:30 No.9472263
    please continue. I wish to know how badly he failed.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:30 No.9472268



    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:30 No.9472274
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:30 No.9472276
    You should have kicked him out earlier for acting like a 10 year old and arguing with you constantly.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:30 No.9472279
    maybe because its a fucked-up fetish, and ergo being fucked up is a requirement for entry
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:31 No.9472287
    >DMs need social skills
    And now you know why most DMs on /tg/ appear to be really, really bad at it.

    Also: oh wow, dead animal picture! So edgy.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:31 No.9472289

    Then there's those of us to ever have been involved in it. I have to deal with such obnoxious people all the time in meatspace. These are the sort of people who ARE in it for the sex and are very vocal about it.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:31 No.9472290
    Because they're faggots, I can't even comprehend the fursona, and fursuiter faggots, faggots who write poems, as soon as it goes past sexual pictures with boobs I'm out. I fap to otherstuff more.

    I just can't understand it.

    And if you /b/ as your fucking compatriots you've got issues.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:31 No.9472294
    And now I'm glad I stayed. Please continue.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:31 No.9472296

    This furry is an asshole and terrible player, and I'm enjoying the thread, but do you think you could find a different theme for your pictures than the animal gore? I'm not a furfag but that shit's still hard to look at.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:32 No.9472298
    Well, you could be stabbed.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:32 No.9472307
    You've seriously never had to have casual relations with socially incompetent people?
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:32 No.9472319
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:32 No.9472323
    OP, why is this fucker still alive? it is your solemn duty to the human race to execute this moron. and I'm not talking about his character.
    >> Wasteland Warrior !W48S2eY4nU 04/27/10(Tue)20:33 No.9472328

    Read the rest of the story, damnit. People like you are why we can't have nice things.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:34 No.9472348
    This is actually a bit of a good story.

    I would have kicked him out for not taking fantasy 'no', not for saying Ironclaw == 4e.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:34 No.9472354
    /rs/ "wolf road" for the doujin

    now fuck off
    >> Anonymous Prime 04/27/10(Tue)20:34 No.9472358
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    While the OP is leisurely telling his story all these smart-asses are shitstorming. It has its own typical /tg/ charm doesn't it?
    The only thing I don't really like is the dead animals, but that's because I'm a pussy when it comes to that sort of thing.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:34 No.9472360
    You are a gargantuan pussy.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:35 No.9472367

    Oh shit! WW in the house
    >> Wasteland Warrior !W48S2eY4nU 04/27/10(Tue)20:35 No.9472377

    Fair enough, but furries rage when they see their favorite animal shot. So I salute OP's bastardry.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:36 No.9472383
    Stabbing? Stabbing is worse than... Wait, was it crucifixtion?
    >> Wasteland Warrior !W48S2eY4nU 04/27/10(Tue)20:36 No.9472388

    Yes, and I have a short story after OP finishes his.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:37 No.9472400

    Agreed. I'm riveted by the story, but the flow of the thread is a little tough to deal with with these muti-minute delays between posts.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:37 No.9472401
    I'm always happy when you have a story.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:37 No.9472410
    Hurry up, OP, I want to see the end of this before I have to leave for work which is in oh god ten minutes oh god oh god
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:37 No.9472412
    Well, at least it gets you out in the open air.
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    I mean I have.

    But this is just.

    Yiff in Hell.

    I'll fap to your art while you're there.

    Because thats taking Role Playing to the next level, reality, and thats wrongs.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:37 No.9472414

    WW says he has a story... in a furry thread...

    I am intrigued...
    >> Wookie 04/27/10(Tue)20:38 No.9472426
    F5 F5 F5 F5.... damnit!!
    >> Brokazaki !!kQZh68KpeuA 04/27/10(Tue)20:39 No.9472440
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    oh god, hurry up OP!
    >> Squigzog, attorney at WAAAGH! !hEpdoZ.tHU 04/27/10(Tue)20:39 No.9472450
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    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:40 No.9472458
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    I used to work in a slaughterhouse so I'm getting a dick out of people being bothered by roadkill
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:40 No.9472460
    Next time, OP, write out the whole thing in notepad beforehand.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:40 No.9472461
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:40 No.9472471

    Don't worry. As long as you don't click on them, they're only thumbnails. Thumbnails are incapable of feelings or pain.
    >> John Galt 04/27/10(Tue)20:40 No.9472474
    >Assuming all enemies have AI, and the shittiest AI in the world, at that.
    Ok, now I just have to know.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:40 No.9472476

    And I'm a convicted sex offender, but you don't see me posting CP.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:41 No.9472481
    [citation needed]
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:41 No.9472489
    >> Wookie 04/27/10(Tue)20:41 No.9472490
    yikes dude,
    i was a coreman in fuckn Iraq and that's still fucked up.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:41 No.9472495

    keep saying that to yourself
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:41 No.9472497
    That's not a real statistic you faggot.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:41 No.9472498
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    Xenophiles, technically.

    Plenty of /tg/'s fap fodder is not very anthropomorphic.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:41 No.9472499
    I HIGHLY doubt that.
    >> Wasteland Warrior !W48S2eY4nU 04/27/10(Tue)20:41 No.9472501
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    Hey, don't worry, I know a wonderful place where all the furries can go.

    The sign reads "Friendship forever" in German.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:42 No.9472510

    Yeah, they're worse.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:42 No.9472513
    Is that one of the Vick dogs?

    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:42 No.9472520
    Furry here.

    I find your rage as intoxicating as the fact that you will never be rid of me. :3c
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:42 No.9472521
    ...Not quite, but there's some truth in it anyway.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:42 No.9472524
    a number given regarding an anonymous community: INCORRECT???

    NEWS AT 11
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:42 No.9472529
    calling it "xenophilia" just means you're a sci-furry.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:42 No.9472530
    /tg/ is actually a bunch of xenophilies. and tsundere for xenos.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:43 No.9472531
    Goddamn I fucking hate furfags. And yes, OP Pic is very related.
    >> Wookie 04/27/10(Tue)20:43 No.9472532

    awww.. now im going to hell.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:43 No.9472533
    I'd call you a subhuman, but that's what you want to be.
    >> klytus 04/27/10(Tue)20:43 No.9472534
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    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:43 No.9472546
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    Yes indeed my good sir.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:43 No.9472552
    Actually, since he kicked him out of his gaming group, I would say that he has rid himself of the furry in question.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:43 No.9472562
    Only people get opinions, Gaul.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:44 No.9472573
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    >implying that I don't want to fuck an alien
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:44 No.9472576
    You must have been the sandiest vagina in the desert then, pussbag.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:45 No.9472591
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    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:45 No.9472595
    fucking aliens and monsters and wanting to be one is nothing like being a furry
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:45 No.9472599

    I don't need an opinion. All I have to do is say I'm a furry and you guys make all the fun for me.

    I don't need to post pictures, or write stories, or really put any effort into generating a reaction. It is the most effortless reaction I have ever garnered.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:45 No.9472604
    OP finish the story already.
    >> Anonymous Prime 04/27/10(Tue)20:46 No.9472615
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    You speak wisely and therefor win a happy animal picture.

    It isnt really the gore I mind, I just hate seeing animals in pain. Dunno if that sounds sensible. I'm a typical hypocrite in that respect, because I do eat meat and laugh when a human does a faceplant.
    But enough about my sob story.
    >> Wookie 04/27/10(Tue)20:46 No.9472617
    im gona assume you dont know what a coreman does then.

    that or your just fucking stupid.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:46 No.9472618
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    The Paladin, wearing a rather poncy suit of coppery armor (I like describing armor, and I had gone out of my way to make his sound sort of dorky and duck-billed and gaudy), with a jewel-hilted sword and mirrored shield, meets him in the middle of a town square. The Rogue is given back his gear, including his Rapier and Light Crossbow. The fight begins, they both roll initiative, which the Rogue wins. He promptly runs out of the ring and begins TRYING TO CLIMB THE FUCKING WALL OF A HOUSE. I ask if he's running away, and he explains that his plan is to climb up onto a balcony and shoot at the "helpless fool."

    First, the Paladin charges him while he's trying to climb, gets an opportunity attack, and is basically cutting him to pieces while he's trying to climb, because he won't stop climbing to strike him back. Finally, a few attacks miss and the now-bloodied Rogue climbs onto the balcony. He takes one shot, hits...and the Paladin hits him with a level 7 Encounter Power, Beckon Foe. It deals 2d10+Charisma modifier damage, Ranged 5, Cha vs. Will, and pulls the target a number of squares equal to your Wis mod. Since it would pull him over the edge, he gets a saving throw, which he fails, pulling him off and dropping him back on the ground. He has perhaps a dozen hit points left, and declares he surrenders. The Paladin, disgusted, begins walking away...when the Rogue begins climbing back up the wall. Since the Paladin was a distance away, he has time to climb back up to the balcony and take a few shots before the Paladin reaches him. The Rogue taunts him about not being able to use the trick again...when the Paladin simply opens the door to the house and goes inside. The Rogue turns toward the balcony door, throws it open, and meets the Paladin on the stairs, taking a heavy hit from the Paladin's sword.
    >> LE 04/27/10(Tue)20:46 No.9472623
    the commissar is gonna hear about this one
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:46 No.9472629
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    Rome hates furries too? That figures.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:46 No.9472630
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:46 No.9472631
    In transhuman space, I had a proteus nanovirus that turned people into furfags. The player's were supposedly containment specialist called in to deal with such outbreaks. One player had his environmental suit breached by a furfag. He blew his own head off with a micromissile rather than transform.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:46 No.9472632
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    Yes, how dare they touch mai waifu!
    >> Melo The Yellow !!HdpiNQY5bDZ 04/27/10(Tue)20:47 No.9472638
    The type of furry 4chan rants and raves and raids and rages about are the same ones regular furries despise and wish would make like a lemming and jump off a cliff. The enemy within, so to speak.

    Also, OP needs to bash his keys faster.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:47 No.9472656
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:48 No.9472662
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    Do go on.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:48 No.9472671
    Please do continue.
    >> Crabmaster !vuOBu6g15U 04/27/10(Tue)20:49 No.9472678
    If this doesn't end hilariously I'm going to shit myself.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:49 No.9472682
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    It took you twenty fucking minutes to write THAT?

    Fuck this, I'm going to work.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:50 No.9472701


    For fuck's sakes, are you sure you're not a furfag too OP because if you're not typing from the inside of a mascot costume then there's something horribly wrong with you.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:51 No.9472727
    God, furries are disgusting. I mean, they give Xenophilia a bad name. Just because me and Tali have a rich, rewarding sex life, those degenerates make us look bad.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:51 No.9472730
    Then why is it that the only furries we have seen within this thread have shown solidarity?
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:52 No.9472737
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:52 No.9472744
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    You shut you whore mouth.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:52 No.9472745

    >dozens of posts whinging at OP for being an asshole
    >whole story gets posted
    >OP was entirely right to ban him from the sessions, and even took bizarre mercy on the character

    i know i'm late but
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:52 No.9472747
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:53 No.9472753

    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:53 No.9472755
    We're up to at least three Gauls in this thread, and far, far too few honest godfearing citizens of Rome.
    What as 4chan come to?
    >> /tsæz/ 04/27/10(Tue)20:53 No.9472760
    Can I get some sauce on that pic? Weird as hell.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:53 No.9472766

    >Implying Rome wasn't furry as all hell for eagles
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:54 No.9472768
    OP's problem was to play up the "lol I banned a furfag am I cool now?" aspect rather than the "horrible player stories: whiner who thinks this is a CRPG, and a RAPERAPERAPE one at that" one.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:54 No.9472769

    Can't stand that he's right.

    Though mostly for idiots who liked avatar and want to bang a big blue alien. They'r'e worse somehow
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:54 No.9472776
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    >op starts posting story about furfag player
    >op continues unphased, showing furfag player is colossal faggot

    looks like the Furry Defense Force went off half-cocked.
    >> Anonymous Prime 04/27/10(Tue)20:54 No.9472777

    Maybe he only has one hand with only one finger to type. Or no hands at all! Maybe he types with his nose or with an erect dick which he has to keep that way by watching porn in between typing paragraphs.
    And you, you insensitive prick demand this poor disabled man types harder? Tsk to you sir!
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:54 No.9472781
    lol he seriously called him a "helpless fool"
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:54 No.9472784

    Ooooh! Where is that picture from?
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:55 No.9472801
    Our dragon thread filled up and we had to go elsewhere.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:55 No.9472802
    >> Melo The Yellow !!HdpiNQY5bDZ 04/27/10(Tue)20:55 No.9472803
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    Fuck if I know.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:55 No.9472811
    Butthurt faggot making excuses for the fact that he threw a temper tantrum before reading the story.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:55 No.9472812
    Spider-man, spider-man, does whatever a spider can...
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:55 No.9472813

    Wouldn't that be like... half sheathed...?
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:56 No.9472825
    Also, yiff in hell furfags.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:56 No.9472828
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    (Sorry, ran out of dead wolf pictures)

    He stops everything, and begins whining about cheating. He's down to a handful of hit points, and finally, because there's no way he deserved to live at this point, the Paladin skewers him, finishing him off.

    I'm hoping this will be a lesson to him, but the player just heaves a sigh of relief, stands up, and gets the Ironclaw books out of his backpack, "Well, good, the game's over...now we can play [character name] like he was meant to be played!" He begins telling us about Ironclaw and how it is the sort of game where this bullshit doesn't happen ("this bullshit" being him getting killed by Paladins) and how it really spurs players' creativity.

    At this point, one of my newer players, who has both earned my wariness as a huge troll, and my respect for doing it so well interrupts, and says "Are you going to tell him about the pictures? You gave me your DevArt address, remember?" He takes a few sheets out of his folder, and slides them across the table to me. The furry player is just staring at him in utter, blank, what-have-you-done-ness.

    I like to be descriptive about NPC mannerisms and appearance...and apparently the furry player had been listening, because he had pictures of his PC fucking EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM. Only his PC was barely a Razorclaw Shifter, but apparently a full-on anthropomorphic cat, which I guess was what he pictured the race as. It wasn't just NPCs, either, but the female PCs in the group, including one whose player was underage, and one who had a boyfriend (that her character was ingame married to) at the table. Dead fucking silence, except for him trying to tell us how we need to loosen up and stop being such prudes. How he couldn't help it, it was a racial trait.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:56 No.9472833
    and the world was a better place.

    I feel dirty though. You made me cheer for a paladin.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:56 No.9472834
    I can't stand that people think xenophilia=furry.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:57 No.9472841
    He does have a point though.

    I'm still waiting to see how this story ends. I imagine it's with a dead character, with the player trying to create the exact same character with all the same equipment, or something.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:57 No.9472842
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    >ran out of dead wolf pictures
    >post Palin instead

    I see what you did there.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:57 No.9472855
    To be technical, furry should probably be a subcategory of xenophilia.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:57 No.9472857
    congrats op i didnt read your thread but youre fucking gross and useless
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:58 No.9472864

    What's this guy's DA?
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:58 No.9472866
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    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:58 No.9472872
    Luke atemy is the exact guy i was imagining in the story.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:58 No.9472874
    I don't know. I'm not the OP, but I'm a slow typer and I tend to go back and edit myself. Plus, if I'm relating a story, I try not to just vomit out words, but worry over accuracy and phraseology. That and I'm probably eating, hunting for porn, talking on the phone, and brainstorming for an upcoming game all at the same time (well... not at precisely the same moment, but I'm alternating between them). Twenty minutes doesn't seem long to me.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:58 No.9472876

    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:58 No.9472877
    >Racial trait
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:58 No.9472878
    Link to that dA, or it didn't happen.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:58 No.9472880

    >> Grungefag !8hjZvH7ioc 04/27/10(Tue)20:59 No.9472885

    Ho ho ho

    oh the mirth
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:59 No.9472887
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    ...and so the story comes full circle, and now the whinefags have absolutely no reason at all to criticize the OP.

    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:59 No.9472890
    very justified reaction
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:59 No.9472891
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    Your New Player is a Colossal Brotasaurus.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:59 No.9472895
    so whenever someone makes a thread about a problem player and are suggesting countless passive aggresive ways to make him quit you say to stop being a pussy and ban him....when someone makes a thread in which they do ban him you also get mad......goddamnin /tg/ is a fuckign faggot.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)20:59 No.9472899
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    You are straining credulity. The Senate of Rome demands Proof!
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:00 No.9472905
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    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:00 No.9472906
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    Fuck yeah.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:00 No.9472909
    maybe you should
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:00 No.9472911
    Because /tg/ mostly attracts Reasonable Furries.

    The raging otherkin types are too easily butthurt to stick around.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:00 No.9472912
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    Also you can't mention something like that and not provide pictures.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:00 No.9472916
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:00 No.9472919

    >I can't stand people who think jerking it to non-humans is jerking it to non-humans
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:00 No.9472921
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    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:00 No.9472922

    It's been a long road, but this story is finally getting somewhere awesome. Tell on, OP!
    >> Alpharius 04/27/10(Tue)21:00 No.9472925
    Lots of thinly veiled samefags in here today.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:01 No.9472931
    And then i raged.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:01 No.9472933
    >Sorry, ran out of dead wolf pictures
    No you didn't.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:01 No.9472934
    Sorry bro, not me raging up there. Try harder next time.
    >> Crabmaster !vuOBu6g15U 04/27/10(Tue)21:01 No.9472940
    God DAMN it's about time! Good story OP.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:01 No.9472945

    But.. DA doesn't allow porn.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:01 No.9472946

    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:01 No.9472947
    Friends, Romans, Countrymen, do you know what "justice" is? It is when you treat people with fairness. As we all know, only CITIZENS OF ROME are people, and thus, only CITIZENS OF ROME require proof to be condemned.
    Furries are worse than Gauls. Furries are worse than Germans. Furries... Are worse than Carthaginians. We need no proof to approve of this glorious crucifixion in the name of Roman Honor!
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:01 No.9472949
    That Bard does realize that Praying Mantis EAT their mates after sex? RIGHT? RIGHT?
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:01 No.9472951
    By the sounds of it there was no reason to kick him for being a furry (I really shouldn't matter at all) but he did deserve to get kicked for being a dick and a moron.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:02 No.9472955
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    This thread deserves this.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:02 No.9472957
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    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:02 No.9472958

    Crabmaster approves

    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:02 No.9472959
    Post devart? i wana see.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:02 No.9472961
    You're fooling yourself if you think that.
    >> Melo The Yellow !!HdpiNQY5bDZ 04/27/10(Tue)21:02 No.9472962
    Just because you perform at the same location, doesn't mean you'll get the same crowd.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:02 No.9472966

    ok i read the last post and apparently he is a douchebag who rewards creepy asocial dorkery

    so uh yeah
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:02 No.9472970

    which DA have YOU been on?
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:02 No.9472971
    >Sarah Palin
    >Furfag player told

    >> sage sage 04/27/10(Tue)21:02 No.9472972
    This ''story'' REEKS of stale copy-pasta.
    >> /tsæz/ 04/27/10(Tue)21:03 No.9472976
    He's not a slow typer, he's taking forever to find pics of dead wolves.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:03 No.9472977
    Being a complete "Mega-Douche Bag" is a Racial trait?
    Where these Douchebagians?
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:03 No.9472983
    I think you'd better link his DA page.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:03 No.9472990

    Alright, can you explain this when you've got a moment

    >>Racial Trait

    Do- do you mean a racial trait of his character to want to fuck everyone, or HIS racial trait is that he wants to fuck everyone?

    Cause. . . Well, the joke explanation would be "BUT THAT'S HUMANS IN DnD AMIRITE?" but- he might be really, really fucked up. As in, what the fuck, sweet Christ, get out of my house and into that police cruiser's back seat.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:03 No.9472996
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:03 No.9472997
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:04 No.9473009
    If it's copypasta, it's not from /tg/. I haven't seen it before.
    >> Anonymous Prime 04/27/10(Tue)21:04 No.9473010
    I guess I preferred the dead animals...

    Drawing porn of an under-aged player's character. That's the creepiest thing Ive heard all week. That alone is enough reason to throw him out of the group.
    But why did he give the other player his dev-art? Is he that stup-... oh yeah I guess he is, isnt he?
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:04 No.9473011
    I'm the furfapper from before.

    You have my love.

    Putting that furfag in his place.

    Fucking fursona, assburger weirdos.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:04 No.9473014
    And this is why trolls are essential to every social group.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:04 No.9473016
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    Sorry I'm slow, everyone, I'm just trying really hard to be impartial and not go THIS FAG WAS A DOUCHE, HE WAS SO DOUCHE HE SHAT SATANIC SPONGES THAT YIFFED IN THE DOUCHEFIELDS.

    I tell him to just get his stuff, and get the fuck out. He whined about it until the one girl's boyfriend hauls off and just HITS him, a big, open-handed smack, across the face. Now, the furry player is this sort of greasy, blubbery type, and the boyfriend is this little, kinda lanky nerd, but I guess nobody had ever hit him before because he just goes red, starts shaking. I tell him again to get the fuck out, because I can see that at least one of our female players is in borderline shock and the boyfriend is having one of those guy-who-isn't usually-angry things where he's on the verge of just snapping. Furry goes "it's my art, you can't question it like that, art is art." I tell him I don't care what it is, it doesn't belong at my table, and that this isn't a place for him to jack off or play harem anime. I ask which game they were playing, seriously prepared to make a FATAL joke, he responds DEAD SERIOUSLY with "Ironclaw! We all play Ironclaw, and this happens all the time, and nobody makes a big deal when it does because our fandom doesn't have human taboos about sex."

    So I tell him flat-out that this is why we are never playing Ironclaw, why he isn't welcome in my house anymore, and why if he doesn't get the fuck out I'm going to call the police. He snatches up his stuff and leaves, really slowly, doing this sort of whine-grumble about how we're all assholes. Just as he's going for the door, the boyfriend suddenly jumps onto the table and off the other side (I'd normally yell at someone for that, but in this case it was justified, runs toward him, and does this awkward kick right to his tailbone, knocking him out onto the front step, tears his dropped character sheet in half, and slams the door. I was a dick, /tg/, I hid a smile.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:04 No.9473019

    >DeviantART strictly prohibits the submission of materials classified as pornographic or obscene. There is no exception to this prohibition

    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:04 No.9473020
    Ahhh, group natural justice.

    I love your group's troll.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:04 No.9473021
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    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:05 No.9473028
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    Faggots like you are terrible. With the correlation that all non-humans are the same, you imply that all humans are the same. Therefore, we can conclude that jerking off to some random white girl is the same as jerking off to two fat, black guys having gay sex. After all, humans are humans.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:05 No.9473030
    That specific player most likley, another furry. A *saner* furry
    >> Crabmaster !vuOBu6g15U 04/27/10(Tue)21:05 No.9473032
    I'm but a lowly questfag son, that doesn't mean much.
    >> RED_sniper 04/27/10(Tue)21:05 No.9473037
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    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:05 No.9473040
    >implying you've seen every post every made on /tg/ since the introduction of 4e.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:05 No.9473043
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    I mean this with none, repeat NONE, of the sarcasm usually associated with it.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:05 No.9473044
    You remind me of a player who called me a "fucking Jew" for switching to 3.X from 2nd edition.

    Play your own damn game. I absolutely guarantee that the fact that people enjoy games you don't will not hurt you the slightest bit.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:05 No.9473045
    i can't tell if your being sarcastic or something, but five seconds searching through deviant art will find you a metric shit ton of porn, mostly gay furry or naruto shit.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:05 No.9473046

    Aw, that's cute. You actually believe people follow that, don't you...
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:06 No.9473050
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    >I can't stand people who think jerking it to drawings of anthropomorphic animal-people, often in conjunction with diapers, scat, homosexual activity and beastiality, and fantasizing that they were/actually believe they ARE some kind of freakish humanoid/animal hybrid is the same as jerking it to non-humans.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:06 No.9473051
    No. Fuck you.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:06 No.9473057
    Very good.

    dA link for confirmation is all that's required now.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:06 No.9473058
    Wh-did you just imply that black people aren't human?
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:06 No.9473060
    Ok, now this thread is complete fail.. thanks OP.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:06 No.9473062

    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:06 No.9473064


    just keep telling yourself that bud
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:07 No.9473070
    god all of you are so fucking gross
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:07 No.9473072

    >Oh god, no, I can't let my sick fetish be associated with another, less popular sick fetish!
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:07 No.9473076
    Epic ending is epic.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:07 No.9473080
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    Silence Jew. Centuwion, Thwow him to the fwoor!
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:07 No.9473087
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    I like you, OP.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:07 No.9473089

    I am disgusted by furries as much as everyone, but I can’t help feel bad for those wolfs they are an endanger species or soon to be endanger. Their connection with furries is one-sided and not their fault. This also brings the amusing image of furries being attack by a pack of wolfs into my mind…
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:08 No.9473091
    You know, this might be a rare case of nerds attempting violence which isn't completely pathetic. Sounds like he really badly needed that fucking slap.
    >> Crabmaster !vuOBu6g15U 04/27/10(Tue)21:08 No.9473095
    Great Justice, nerdy boyfriend guy! Also, good job being impartial, OP.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:08 No.9473096
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    OP here, don't have it, didn't ask for it, didn't want to see any more. We burned his drawings, almost ritualistically, I apologized to everyone for letting someone like that into the group, and bought everyone pizza.

    That is why I am never going to have another furry in my group. Bitch about it, call me a "racist" or whatever you things think you are (lifestyle, sexual orientation, fetish), I don't care. No more furries. Every single one I've seen on /tg/ too claims they're one of the good ones, yet given the slightest provocation they all seem to become almost this bad. If these are the good ones, what sane man would run the risk of getting one of the bad ones?
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:08 No.9473100
    I have no problems with anybody's sexual deviations.

    I'm a pretty fucked up guy myself, and so long as they keep their own little furfaggotry in their own house they can just be as fucking furfaggy as they want.

    But if someone pulled this shit in one of my gaming sessions I would have his fucking testicles. Underaged? Other PCs girlfriend?

    Run his ass over.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:08 No.9473101
    is there more?
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:08 No.9473105
    Its because the OP seemed to put it that the reason the player was banned was because he was a furry, not because he was a faggot of such great magnitude, quite possibly the king of all faggots to rule over the faggot lands, as foretold in the book of faggots.
    >> Melo The Yellow !!HdpiNQY5bDZ 04/27/10(Tue)21:08 No.9473106
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    >the boyfriend suddenly jumps onto the table and off the other side, runs toward him, and does this awkward kick right to his tailbone, knocking him out onto the front step, tears his dropped character sheet in half, and slams the door.

    >I was a dick, /tg/, I hid a smile.
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    >> Wasteland Warrior !W48S2eY4nU 04/27/10(Tue)21:09 No.9473114

    Furfaggo Delende Est fellow countryman.


    Stay classy OP.
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    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:09 No.9473117
    newfag and a furrie at that right?
    God ive been here too long. i need sleep.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:09 No.9473126
    Eh, they're the kind of species that is supposed to be endangered.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:09 No.9473127

    OP here, to clarify, every single female NPC.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:10 No.9473132
    By furry, do you mean the type of furry who lives the lifestlye, as opposed to the type that just jacks it to furry porn.

    The latter, of course, would be hard to spot because they don't tend to attentionwhore about it.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:10 No.9473133

    >>I can't stand people who think jerking it to drawings of bizzare alien-people, often in conjunction with rape, snuff, underage activity and gury, and fantasizing that humans will/actually believe they will some day do this is the same as jerking it to non-humans.
    >> Alpharius 04/27/10(Tue)21:10 No.9473136
    Well, OP, it was a good story and a story well told. I enjoyed myself immensely even as the storm raged around your words. Bravo.
    >> Wasteland Warrior !W48S2eY4nU 04/27/10(Tue)21:10 No.9473139
    ANywho, I promised to tell a story, so here it is.

    Allright, so I was running a game of heroes unlimited a while back, and I invited a couple of guys to play in it. Half of them bailed and so I asked the remaining players if they knew anywone. They said yeah, and I was able to get 3 new players in. Two of them were a guy my age and his little sister, who was in high school at the time. Last game I invited them too she got sexually assaulted by a morbidly obese near shut in who got thrown out the window by the older brother, who hurt his back in the process. I promised them that I had already screened out the wierdos. Unfortunately, I forgot that there was one more player who I hadn't met....
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:10 No.9473147
    I just implied that gay black people aren't straight white women.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:10 No.9473148
    Of all the furfags Ive EVER run into, Only ONE I can tolerate, I don't like him, he's a bit of a git, but thats the only one I can TOLERATE, and Im a laid back guy, who gets along with nigh everything. almost all furfags are pig disgusting sick fucks, and that's BEFORE you find out that they're furfags. While reasonable furfags exist, they're a dying breed, however if they were reasonable, I wouldnt know they were a fucking furfag.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:10 No.9473149

    If they ONLY jack it to furry porn, they're furfags. If the primary motivator is tits and ass, it's all good.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:11 No.9473156
    if you aren't disgusted by op and his gimpy little internet p.i. friend, you are literally unsalvageable as a person

    this thread is full of terrible creeps masturbating their terrible creepiness into a frothing sea of dull off-white nerdcum
    >> Wasteland Warrior !W48S2eY4nU 04/27/10(Tue)21:11 No.9473157

    So they role up characters. The game was set in miami in the early 80s, and the players had decided that they were going to use their super powers to become drug lords. I laughed and rewrote the campaign and we spent a session making characters, because that system is a tad clunky. The two players who showed up made fairly cool characters, but they didn't play into the shitstorm the furry whipped up, so I'll just say one was Travis Bickle with a symbiotic suit and the other was vibrotron man, who accidentally used his vibration powers to saw a prostitute in half during sex.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:11 No.9473159

    What was his character name? We should be able to find it on DA easily enough.
    >> Roman Senator 04/27/10(Tue)21:11 No.9473160
    The Roman Senate approves of your actions. Such deviancy is against the public order and the good of the Republic.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:11 No.9473162

    WW storytime!

    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:11 No.9473163
    Why was the other guy raging so much?
    that seems abit much but oh well.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:11 No.9473165
    Wait wait. How drunk are you? WW needs at least four shots before he's allowed to tell stories.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:11 No.9473167
    >he had pictures of his PC fucking EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM.
    > It wasn't just NPCs, either, but the female PCs in the group
    So what? I mean, if he wants to draw pics of his character fucking other characters, then so what? It would be one thing if he were passing them around the table, but he didn't even intend for them to be revealed to everybody. Granted, he misplaced his trust in the person who showed the pics to everybody. Depending on the situation, the revealer was an asshole, or the furry was out of line for foisting the shit on somebody he didn't have the proper relationship with, but either way the furry doesn't come out looking too bad. It sounds like he was an obnoxious role player, but the revelation of his pics sounds more an invasion of his privacy than yours.
    >> Wasteland Warrior !W48S2eY4nU 04/27/10(Tue)21:11 No.9473168

    The brother and the sister both rolled up supersoldiers. He decided to be some crazy cyborg commando who had a bunch of stuff he stole back in the nam, and she decided to be a sultry super assassin called the huntress, including a costume that would have only been considered modest if it was published in a comic in heavy metal. She wasn't a hambeast or anything, and was kinda good looking, so it was cool and the other guys just laughed about it and she agreed not to do anything creepy about it.

    Unfortunately, the mystery man shows up in, I shit you not, a wolf tshirt stretched over his greasy frame. Since we were just rolling characters I told him to just make his rolls and come back next session after taking a shower, cause he reeked like hell. He said he had to work late and didnt get a chance to clean up, so we all gave him a pass. I asked him what kind of superhero he was going to make and he said wolfman. I assumed he meant like "the wolfman" or a werewolf. I now only expect the worst from my players.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:12 No.9473175
    Hey I would never do shit like that


    I'm this guy btw


    Maybe I'm bad at being a furry.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:12 No.9473176
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:12 No.9473179

    really, re: ironclaw? I honestly thought it was pretty simple and mechanically coherant, all things considered.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:12 No.9473180
    >Also you can't mention something like that and not provide pictures.

    I hate to say this, but I agree with this statement.

    Furry shit creeps me out, but getting creep'd out is the key to this story.

    I want to laugh as some furfags shitscribbles about his gametable sexual fantasies.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:12 No.9473182
    Something tells me this is made up OP, but DEAR GOD do I hope it's not.

    Man I wish we had cool drama like this too. All my group gets is passive jerks with 0 knowledge of how to properly function in society because his shitty family raised him in the shittiest way you can imagine.

    And we have to stand out with him simply because he's been with us for a while, and when we were younger, it didn't really bother us that much. But now we're older, and fuck, it's like he's still back there, back in the high school mindset.
    >> Wasteland Warrior !W48S2eY4nU 04/27/10(Tue)21:12 No.9473184

    SO he shows up to the next session a little late, not reeking and wearing normal clothes. I decide the party need some seed money for their criminal enterprise, so I had a drug lord all summon them to his warehouse hideout to meet and discuss a job. The huntress was doing some over the top vamping of the crimelord to get on his good side, and then wolfman shows up. He describes himself as an anthromorphic wolf wearing leather biker gear and carrying a katana. Half the table facepalms. They all ignore him because he elects to lean against the wall in the shadows and watch instead of introducing himself. The party takes the job and head out into the night to start their misdeeds.

    Obviously, attempting to seduce the boss means the character wants some, and isnt just being manipulative, so the wolfman immiediately starts hitting on her. He describes how the wolf's physique is perfect in every way, then asks "See anything you like?" to which she replies with "no." Everyone laughs and he says he pulls his loincloth off (sense he was wearing leather chaps and instead of jeans underneat or pants he just had a loincloth) and asks "How about now." TO which she replies, "Sorry, I'm not into bestiality." More laughs and his face goes red. He says "As if I would want to be with a whore like you anyway." Silence washes over the room. Shit is on.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:12 No.9473186
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    What the fuck am I reading
    >> Wookie 04/27/10(Tue)21:12 No.9473188
    oh neat a link i like clicking on things!


    damn, thas a lota porn

    also, OP is a gentleman and a scholar. well done sir.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:12 No.9473189

    Turns out the paladin was
    >> /tsæz/ 04/27/10(Tue)21:12 No.9473190

    You banned a shithead who was being an utter asscock. His furry fetish isn't what made him a shithead, but it certainly didn't help. Banning furry seems to be taking it too far, but if you've been emotionally scarred by that chucklenut, I can understand why you'd take that step.

    Smart furries, like smart normal folks, know to keep their dick in their pants. Furries have a harder time of it because there are so many vocal furries telling them that people will accept them for 'who they are' if they're open and up front about it. They're wrong, the same way openly bringing BDSM into normal social situations would be wrong.

    I understand why you did what you did. Sorry it happened. That guy should be roadkill instead of the wolves you posted.
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    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:13 No.9473195
    And...neither is a wolf-man? What are you even getting at here?
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:13 No.9473212
    Maybe so, but I'm not one to deny a man his bizarre fetishes as long as they're kept under wraps and not flaunted.

    I mean, how many people do you see going around talking about how much they like scat porn?
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:13 No.9473214
    >does not realize how rare actual players are for 4e

    4e's outsold 3.5.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:14 No.9473216
    Chances are you wouldn't know if they WERE a "good furry", since what you fap to generally has no place at the RPG table. This guy would have been as much a creepy fucker if he'd drawn himself as a dark elf shagging every female [N]PC in sight, after all.

    Unless you start vetting all potential players with interrogating them about the porn folders. Don't do that. You'll become what you hate.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:14 No.9473225
    Disappointly, a wolfman like in the film actually sounds pretty cool.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:14 No.9473226

    Furry encouraged him to be a shithead. OP was right to ban all furries.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:14 No.9473232
    >passive jerks with 0 knowledge of how to properly function in society because his shitty family raised him in the shittiest way you can imagine

    there is op and there is his friend, how is that different
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:15 No.9473235
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    Why would you hide the smile? Clearly you had earned it for purging the yiff from your group in an epic manner.

    You sir, win a Gary Busey in dreadnought form.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:15 No.9473245
    Never change /tg/. Never change.
    *plays hall of the mountain king in honor of this thread*.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:16 No.9473247

    continue pleaser
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:16 No.9473250

    QUESTION: How many shots did you have before this session, how many did you have when he said "Wolfman", and how many after the session?
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:16 No.9473252
    you are a faggot of the higest caliber
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:16 No.9473254
    he posts these pictures publicly online at deviantArt, so don't even get started saying it was an invasion of privacy. Secondly, you don't see whats wrong with someone drawing porn of one PC fucking everything else? What the hell?
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    The Senatus Populusque Roma hereby declares that Leonard the platypus is exempt from the label of furry, because he is just so tragic and adorable. His loathing of heathen Gallic beer, and his love for proper Roman juice should serve as a guide to proper Virtus for citizens everywhere!
    >> Wasteland Warrior !W48S2eY4nU 04/27/10(Tue)21:16 No.9473261

    The girl just says, "Allright, I love a challenge and I'm always on the hunt" in the sultriest voice she can muster. Then she pulls a can of mace out on the wolfman and sprays the eyes. She hits, he rolls shit and he is blinded and stunned. She then sprays some at his junk, which she says will burn the shit out of it. Having never received mace to the junk, and not being able to reach clear consensus, we flipped a coin to see if it would work. Sure enough, it burned his junk, stunning him even more. She grabbed his katana and threw it off the docks and told him she would give him a 5 minute head start while she went to her van and grabbed her sniper rifle.

    Wolfman decided to dive into the water to wash off the mace and find his katana. The girl was waiting for him to run out of air and come to the surface. He miraculously finds his sword, and instead of running for it, decides to attack her. She had an auto dodge, meaning she didnt have to spend actions to dodge, she could just keep dodging whatever gets thrown at her. So she sits there dodging 2 full rounds of his attacks. She keeps telling him to use his 5 minutes to make a run for it, but he doesn't listen. Then she says "Some boys just don't understand when a lady isnt interested." then jumps back and puts a .300 winchester magnum into his upper thigh, knocking him down most of his sdc. He turns tail (seewhatididthere) and makes a run for it.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:16 No.9473263

    haha well done op you have earned the approval of white trash americans
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:16 No.9473264
    Read the entire thread.
    What the hell man.
    You did the right thing. Something was seriously wrong with him. (I'm a furry I know). his parents probably didn't teach him the difference between reality and imagination. Although you will not allow another person with a somewhat similar fandom in I applaud you. you did the right thing. I'm sorry you had to go through that. I hope your group becomes better because of this. Also in the future type stuff like this out before hand and down play certain elements until they become important or you get trolled.
    >> Alpharius 04/27/10(Tue)21:17 No.9473269

    You have a strange affinity for picking up chucklefucks, WW. Where do you find them?
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:18 No.9473277

    OP was kind to a player I would have tossed out on the spot, what the fuck did he do wrong? In b4 you're a butthurt furry trying to defend your fetish.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:18 No.9473279
    The average /tg/ xenophile has A LOT in common with furries. I mean, you guys are writing about boning nagas all day and fapping to dwarf porn, but you think furries are substantially weirder than you? Seriously?
    >> Pathfinder Guy 04/27/10(Tue)21:18 No.9473282

    Loads of nudity there but no porn. and sorry to break it to you but nudity is not porn.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:19 No.9473287
    White Trash Americans are still citizens of America. And thus Rome. You, on the other hand, are a Gaul, sir, and thus unentitled to an opinion.
    >> Wasteland Warrior !W48S2eY4nU 04/27/10(Tue)21:19 No.9473294

    She says "Going so soon, we were just getting the party started." then makes a called shot to the brainpan. She hits, he goes unconscious, and she starts skinning the wolfman. He throws a fit, but then she says that she carries a can of mace, and asks him if he wants to larp that whole thing out. He leaves, and for the rest of the campaign, when people asked her if her shawl was wolf, she said "No, wolfMAN."
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:19 No.9473295
    Dude, as often as this guy keeps posting and as butthurt as he is, maybe he IS the furfag in question.

    Not like 4chan's obscure these days.
    >> Alpharius 04/27/10(Tue)21:19 No.9473297

    Worse, sir, I suspect that he is naught but an Anatolian catamite!
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    Damn, you guys play with terrible people. My group is well-adjusted all around, and always has been.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:20 No.9473312

    In his imagination.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:20 No.9473314

    There's probably something like a one to five ratio of freakshows who RP to every five-man group. Just seems like the odds.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:20 No.9473315
    rolled 5 = 5

    That lady was pretty cool. Nice story
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:20 No.9473320

    OK; there's two reasons you're full of shit.

    Ironclaw != FATAL, there's no room for sex and the vast, overwhelming majority of furries who roleplay sexual encounters aren't going to use a mechanics based roleplaying system to do it. There is no rules for sex in Ironclaw, personal endowment, etc. It's really just D&D with disney style anthropomorphic characters.

    Reason two, deviantart does not allow sexually explicit material and pretty much never has. Nudes is one thing, but actual furry porn does not exist there. Maybe on one of the furry imagedump sites, but even then I find the whole story suspect on the grounds that this guy is just way too over the top and ridiculous to be real. Someone this crazy does not have friends to play D&D with in the first place, in or out of the furry fandom. I knew a couple of guys like this during my teenage years who were furries, and even the furries they associated with wouldn't call him friend or participate in a social hobby with them on the grounds of them being too fucking creepy and weird.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:21 No.9473329

    I dunno about you, but I don't go around dressed as a monstergirl and claiming it is a lifestyle.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:21 No.9473330
    I'll will find this woman.

    I will court her like a gentleman, and I shall make her my bride.
    Fuckin' awesome.
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    >Chaladin based on Percival Blakeney.

    I came.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:21 No.9473342

    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:21 No.9473343
    OP is a creepy little panopticon douchebag. This is why you don't fucking tolerate anyone who has a problem with furries, because they are FUCKING UNTRUSTWORTHY and FUCKING CREEPY and if you are not willing to be their catamite and work for them as was OP's butt-buddy, they WILL fuck you over in any way they can. They are fucking vermin, and the only thing you have to gain from accepting them is slavery.
    >> MR. RAGE !D9l9S8Lio6 04/27/10(Tue)21:21 No.9473344
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    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:21 No.9473347

    Well, that depends on what you consider porn. If you're a fetishist, that can get off on naked hogtied women with ball-gags(like I do), you can find a lot of fappable material on deviantart.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:22 No.9473351
    See, why can't more people be sane like this?

    I'm hardly a saint myself, I like some fairly sick shit, and if the sick shit I like doesn't happen to be the same sick shit that someone else likes, oh well, no big deal.


    That said, this banned played deserved it. If I ASKED him to draw porn of my character for some reason? Cool, whatever. Drawing it of other PCs without asking, that's fucking creepy. Again, CONSENT.

    Also, he played like a moron and tried to force his fetishes into the game. If we're playing some freaky fetish game, go nuts, but if we're playing just normal D&D, keep your fucking pants on.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:22 No.9473353

    butthurt furfag detected
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:22 No.9473357
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    How do these fuckers keep getting on the web!? They don't even have roads, they can't possibly have access to Virtuous Roman Internet!
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:22 No.9473358
    I don't care if it was real or copy pasta it's damn funny
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:22 No.9473359

    Glorious saga, bro.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:22 No.9473362
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    An Aramaki reaction image?! FUKKEN SAVED!
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:23 No.9473370
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    Oh man, that girl is pretty badass.

    You really do seem to attract a lot of weirdo's though WW.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:23 No.9473371
    Wow. That girl deserves a brofist.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:23 No.9473376

    Your butthurt.

    It is massive.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:23 No.9473378

    If there are furries, there is going to be sex there, because furries are among the most sexually majadjusted people I've ever seen.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:23 No.9473383
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    I think he attracts everyone.

    With his manly balls.
    >> Roman Senator 04/27/10(Tue)21:23 No.9473384
    The Senatus PopulusQue Romanorum (literally: The Senate and the People of the Romans) approve of your declaration, Gaius Iulius Caesar.

    (Senatus PopulusQue Romanus = "The Senate and the People of Rome.")
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:24 No.9473385
    >he posts these pictures publicly online at deviantArt
    Yeah, it's probably not the smartest thing to do, but I don't know how publicly he shared his account. I mean, I've posted unflattering caricatures and profiles of my fellow players in the "draw your gaming group" thread. A lot of people here talk smack about the people they game with. This dude may have been stupidly careless, but his crime here seems to be getting caught and not drawing the pics in the first place. If he had kept the pics to himself and they had been discovered anyway somehow (in a way that wasn't his fault), would you still think he was out of line?
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:24 No.9473390
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:24 No.9473391
    that girl may be traumatized a bit from the previous twit who fucked with her, but damn does she learn fast.

    my hat is off to her.

    oh, and for those defending the furfag for some reason: if people know what your fetish is, you are doing it wrong. that is all.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:24 No.9473392
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:24 No.9473394

    ...are you the dude he kicked out or something?
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:24 No.9473395
    >nudity there but no porn
    >nudity is not porn

    it's ART I swear ;_;
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:25 No.9473405
    Hah. GOOD END.

    Seriously, why do you people play with randoms who all seem to be only interested in EroRPGing with other PCs? Get your damn friends together for a game; chances are if you want to get in each-other's pants you've already sorted out the social dance around it in a non-creepy fashion beforehand.
    >> Anonymous Prime 04/27/10(Tue)21:25 No.9473408
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    This thread is great on so many levels.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:25 No.9473409
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    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:25 No.9473411

    Only if someone plays lots of money for it and hangs it up in a fancy frame.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:25 No.9473412
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    >not porn
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:26 No.9473417
    In b4 the guy who found the pictures turns out to be Elfslayer, because that guy can't find a drama-free game to save his life.
    >> Body Thetan !!j7BvgG0ZnNx 04/27/10(Tue)21:26 No.9473425
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    >this thread
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:26 No.9473428

    Elfslayer is pretty awesome, though.
    >> Alpharius 04/27/10(Tue)21:26 No.9473429

    The answer is clear, senator! They are smuggling themselves into Rome itself in amphorae of Grecian oil! To combat this, I say we cut a bloody swathe through Asia Minor and let them know the wrath of our legions. Ephesos delenda est!
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:27 No.9473434
    So, has anyone found this guy's DA?
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:27 No.9473440
    It's not porn unless the vagoo is showing.

    Otherwise, it's just erotica.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:27 No.9473441
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    Cease quoting grammar, we carry weapons!
    >> Roman Senator 04/27/10(Tue)21:27 No.9473445
    Indeed! This must be done for the good of the Republic, and the Virtuous Roman Information Highway System!
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:27 No.9473449
    Great story OP, made my night.

    Cool shitstorm arguments, bros.

    Jesus fuck I'd be terrified.

    And oh yeah,

    I'm going to be needing more of that.
    >> Wasteland Warrior !W48S2eY4nU 04/27/10(Tue)21:28 No.9473454

    Thank you for saving my balls. If Varity is ever on ask her to show you the pictures of my balls she drew on. There is cleric of sigmar balls and half dragon mary sue balls.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:28 No.9473455
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    Hello, this is a drawing of OP's character I did, please comment
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:28 No.9473456
    As long as it's not actual sex, it seems dA has no problem with it. Nudity is fine.
    >> Crabmaster !vuOBu6g15U 04/27/10(Tue)21:28 No.9473458
    The guy who was working on making some chick's campaign go way off rails? what happened to him?
    >> Roman Senator 04/27/10(Tue)21:28 No.9473466
    I apologize, imperator Pompey. Let our weapons speak against the furry scum.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:29 No.9473477

    Given the fact he tried to rape a woman ingame? Uh, yes.
    >> Wasteland Warrior !W48S2eY4nU 04/27/10(Tue)21:30 No.9473490
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    I will take my legions to battle for the glory of rome. 7 times 70 furred beasts shall be killed in the arena upon my return.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:30 No.9473496
    I question how he has the strength to lift a cow like that.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:30 No.9473498

    1/2 dragon mary sue balls?

    ...sounds interesting.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:30 No.9473506

    Likely he's been too busy to post. That, or his hambeast DM found out where he lives, and devoured him in the manner of her Sperm Whale forefathers.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:30 No.9473507
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    This thread
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:31 No.9473509
    OP is the DM, troll harder newb.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:31 No.9473514
    He's a fucking badass, that's how.
    >> Roman Senator 04/27/10(Tue)21:31 No.9473520
    For the glory of the Republic! Roma Invicta! May Mars guide your arms as you smite the furry deviants from the lands of our Republic.
    >> Alpharius 04/27/10(Tue)21:31 No.9473523

    Not only lift a cow, but also maintain a throbbing erection, a task of no small difficulty during physical exertion. Clearly, not only is the OP extremely fit, he is also virile and sexually potent.
    >> Crabmaster !vuOBu6g15U 04/27/10(Tue)21:32 No.9473524
    If there's anything I hate, it's those damned mammals!
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:32 No.9473529

    I have never met a person who felt this way towards furries who wasn't a fucking scuzz. If they are shit, you are the maggots in that shit and no reasonable person should tolerate you: the punchline is that they don't, normal people rightly shun you and that is why you keep running into furries, because they are the only other humans who will endure your presence, and you punish them for that. Troll your lungs with carbon monoxide.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:32 No.9473531
    >> elusive 04/27/10(Tue)21:32 No.9473535
    I love /tg/ story time
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:32 No.9473537
    This is the best thread i've seen in months
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:32 No.9473541
    Ooh, ooh, throw us to the lions! :3
    >> Shanker 04/27/10(Tue)21:32 No.9473544

    Even you had to admit, OP came off as a massive cock for how he said it went down, without any details.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:33 No.9473558
    >troll your lungs with carbon monoxide


    Also, your post is pretty incoherent, lots of people hate furries and have plenty of friends, why would "not having a problem with furries" be required?
    >> Roman Senator 04/27/10(Tue)21:33 No.9473563
    So do I, honorable friend. So do I.
    >> Wasteland Warrior !W48S2eY4nU 04/27/10(Tue)21:34 No.9473564

    I'm in an aim group with a bunch of people from /tg/ and there was this one chick who said she was getting tired of getting singled out as a gamer girl and posted her email adress if anyone wanted to talk. Gelatinous rube hit her up and she started talking about her half dragon who was persecuted for what she is but was really friendly and beautiful and perfect and blah blah blah....

    So he tells us, and I had already posted my balls in the thread, so Varity used ms paint to paint a dragon face on the balls and make them scaly and then posted. "LOOK AT ME, IM A SUPER SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE DRAGONBORN WHO EVERY GUY SECRETELY WANTS TO BONE, ALTHOUGH I AM SAVING MYSELF FOR THAT GUY FROM TWILIGHT." or something to that effect.

    Chances are, that chick saw that thread and hung herself.
    >> Furry Shaman 04/27/10(Tue)21:34 No.9473566
    Quickly we must flee.
    I have seen a vision... A terrible vision.
    Our ways have brought upon a great force
    They come for us in many a number. We would not survive their onslaught. Come we must go... go to a promised land. Come Quick! Leave what can not be carried and run!
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:34 No.9473567

    That and it's obvious furfaghate copypasta bullshit to begin with. There's so many holes in this story. It's fun fiction to read, but it's clearly fiction. The OP refuses to produce any corroborating information so we might as well just assume he's just being a faggot.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:34 No.9473568
    Rome is Eternal! Long live the Republic!
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:34 No.9473577
    Hey WW! You looking for another player for your ORPG DH game?
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:35 No.9473580
    She needs a brofist.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:35 No.9473585
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    Heeeeeeey waitaminute......
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:35 No.9473586
    Cool story OP, exept for the dead wolves pictures, that's just wrong.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:35 No.9473591

    The porn about other PCs is creepy as hell, but if this had been my group, it wouldn't even have been needed. See in the OP's story, where right after the asshat's char kicks it, he gets up and declares "game over" and insists that the group change to a game that's better suited for HIS character? I would've just told him to shut the fuck up, put the books back in his pack and roll another toon, instead of kicking his ass. But then again, I don't know about the other annoying stuff he had been getting into, and had been implied by OP.
    >> Wasteland Warrior !W48S2eY4nU 04/27/10(Tue)21:36 No.9473601

    No, but in the summer I plan on starting a new one.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:36 No.9473602
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    >> RED_sniper 04/27/10(Tue)21:37 No.9473610
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    na we will throw you to these guys :3
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:37 No.9473613
    The Warrior of the Wasteland goes now, to spread Roman virtue to stinking Parthia-a truer wasteland was never known-and shall return with 70 times 7 hostages to be sacrificed to glorious mars!
    Hail be to The WW! Ave Imperator!
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:37 No.9473614
    >Given the fact he tried to rape a woman ingame? Uh, yes.
    No, that was definitely douchebaggery, and he deserved getting kicked for his long line of role playing offenses, but the pics are a different subject. I don't know, maybe when taken in context they are part of the same narrative of social ineptitude and inconsideration, but the OP acted like the pics were the worst thing he had done, which I don't see.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:38 No.9473631

    hahahahhaha you're a fucking gaybasher too

    ha, ha, ha, you fucking white trash mt dew pigfucker
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:38 No.9473635

    Very convient. Sounds like you just wanna feel like the big man around /tg/. I call bullshit.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:38 No.9473643
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    Not that poster, but most people who have Issues and raging at one demographic or another are tossers, regardless of the target of their rage.

    Although I must say that I greatly prefer the Romefags to the 40Kfags. Especially given that bestiality was a Roman circus spectacle. Whoops, eh?
    >> Roman Senator 04/27/10(Tue)21:38 No.9473646
    Run, deviant scum. Run. And know that, so long as you taint the holy territory of Roma, never shall you know peace nor mercy. Our Legions shall hunt down you and your kind to the ends of the earth and of our dominion. You will receive your due at the points of our pila and gladii.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:39 No.9473654
    If it's a choice between his kind and yours, Gaul, I'll go buy a pack of that repulsive Mt. Dew right fucking now.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:39 No.9473655

    yeah im pretty badass i showed my nerdpainted nutsac to internet strangers
    >> RED_sniper 04/27/10(Tue)21:39 No.9473661
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    hey buddy this is you (PIC RELATED)
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:40 No.9473672

    It's probably a don't ask, don't tell, don't wave it in my face kind of policy.
    >> Wasteland Warrior !W48S2eY4nU 04/27/10(Tue)21:40 No.9473681

    Yeah, compare the "persecution" of furries to what homos go through. Real classy. I bet after you fuck your pikachu doll you'll regale it with your stunning dale of how you showed that mundane whose who.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:40 No.9473684
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    >gaybashing mountain dew pigfucker
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:40 No.9473685
    Ah, figures. You know Varity, right? Who in turn knows IronBoomer? I post in IronBoomer's LiveStream as TKane.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:40 No.9473686
    I... Eh... That is... Gauls! Fucking Gauls did that, you know it to be true, fellow Romans!
    >> Alpharius 04/27/10(Tue)21:41 No.9473698

    Why yes, it was! And what better ironic punishment than to be raped to death by a horde of bloodthirsty monkeys?
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:41 No.9473706

    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:41 No.9473707

    ahahhaha you aren't roman you're a shitty honky

    you are fucking american white trash and no matter how much lead some wops drank it will never ever ever be enough to deserve your association
    >> RED_sniper 04/27/10(Tue)21:41 No.9473710
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    is the thread archived yet mates?
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:41 No.9473713
    >TORTURE and DEATH by bestiality
    Fixed that for you.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:41 No.9473714
    Gauls and Greeks! And Britons, they are responsible for this corruption of plain Roman virtue!
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:42 No.9473732

    Everyone knows the big man around /tg/ is Marneus Calgar, our spiritual liege.
    >> Roman Senator 04/27/10(Tue)21:42 No.9473735
    No True Roman subjected themselves to such things. Only slaves brought from the 4 corners of the earth were displayed such, that they may show the people of Roma their weird and freakish sexual habits and thus prove the need of such people to be brought under the firm and patient hand of the Romani.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:42 No.9473737
    >Especially given that bestiality was a Roman circus spectacle. Whoops, eh?

    Except that it was usually done to castrated males, dressed up like mythic women. This was done as PUNISHMENT. I rather prefer Rome's idea's of punishment.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:42 No.9473742
    >But if someone pulled this shit in one of my gaming sessions I would have his fucking testicles. Underaged? Other PCs girlfriend?
    The player was underaged. He drew pics of her character and didn't share them with her. By your logic, I'm gay if I jack off to a picture of a hot chick that was drawn by a guy.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:42 No.9473744
    Only a Gaul would fail to capitalize his sentences, and as we know, Gauls aren't entitled to opinions.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:43 No.9473758
    I've only ever known two furries in real life. One is in jail for fucking his neighbors cat and the other was shot dead with four rounds out of a .44 magnum for trying to rape a guy's nine year old daughter.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:43 No.9473764
    I do believe we may have here an American trying to associate himself with an Australian character in the hopes that it'll make him cooler.
    >> Pathfinder Guy 04/27/10(Tue)21:44 No.9473769

    What are you, a twelve year old?
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:44 No.9473780

    i am saying that shitty bigot douchebags tend to be shitty bigot douchebags in all areas of their lives because that is the nature of the pathology

    either you did not understand- which i can buy, because you're fucking turd-dumb, a tripcode user and a /tg/ "personality"- or you purposefully missed it, and you are not that clever
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:44 No.9473781
    You are.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:45 No.9473798
    >The Point
    >Your Head
    gg, Gaul.
    >> Furry Shaman 04/27/10(Tue)21:45 No.9473806
    Even If you shall chase us to the ends of the earth we shall deny you the pleasure of our blood on your blades and jump! We shall find our promised land! where the earth yields her bounty to all creatures. You may have this day but, one day Rome shall fall. Be it by our hands I'm not sure, but ROME SHALL FALL!
    Come my kin! I shall lead you to a brighter day! I shall lead you to the earths true eternal bounty!
    >> Wasteland Warrior !W48S2eY4nU 04/27/10(Tue)21:45 No.9473807

    The historian Suetonius postulates that gauls are, in fact, a race of monkey that has learned to walk upright and approximate language. I'd sooner tolerate the presence of an unwashed Faroese then a that of a gaul.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:46 No.9473827
    Just what the archive needs, more shitthreads full of furry trolling.

    The actual DM tale is horribly, horribly diluted.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:47 No.9473838
    it may be true that this thread is full of wannabe-romans, but you sir are the most racist one in here.

    me? I'm no roman wannabe. why would a viking want to be roman? makes no sense.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:47 No.9473839
    hahaha RP thread

    well fucking done OP this is literally the worst thing on the board
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:48 No.9473846
    This logic confounds me...

    How does this relate to the player drawing pictures of his fursona having sex with other PC's characters? Whether he shared the pictures is besides the point, he drew them, something which a normal person shouldn't do.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:48 No.9473849
    The worst part is, if I wrote this book people would read it.
    >> Wookie 04/27/10(Tue)21:48 No.9473853
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    Good stories over.
    Nerd rage commencing.

    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:48 No.9473865
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    My god man, for the sake of everything holy CAPITALISE YOUR DAMN I'S!
    >> Wasteland Warrior !W48S2eY4nU 04/27/10(Tue)21:48 No.9473868

    It's not bigotry to see the proud roman peoples as superior to the ape like intellects of the gaul. If they were as "human" as they claimed then they wouldn't be painting themselves blue and throwing themselves at our legions, now would they?
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:49 No.9473869

    sorry, "creepy nerd-fascist bigot" is not a race although it may be a genetic condition (we will never know because you will not reproduce)
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:49 No.9473870
    I am a Gaul and proud of it. Fuck y'all Romans, y'all more like homo-mans.
    >> RED_sniper 04/27/10(Tue)21:49 No.9473871
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    thanks for standing still wanka *blam* ...boom headshot
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:49 No.9473872
    All it takes to be a Roman is to love roads and hate Gauls. I think we're doing a pretty good job so far.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:49 No.9473880
    Don't forget to downvote it in the archive on your way out.

    If nothing else, for it being tagged "pwnt". What the fuck are we, /b/?
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:49 No.9473882

    Sociologyfag here. Technically, they're not bigots because you CHOSE to be a furry, the same way they wouldn't be bigots if they mocked you for having a bad shirt or being a Socialist.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:49 No.9473884

    BWAAA, he makde porn of someone not real!

    Grow the fuck up. IF this was true, the rest of the stuff deserved a ban, but, not that part.

    Also? you might wanna have your buddy get his shit in order, as that was assault.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:49 No.9473885
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    >this thread
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    >resort to name calling
    >call others bigots
    >show traits of bigotry

    I think this thread has hit it's peak LONG ago, and is now just a downward spiral.
    That being said, let us revel in this glorious debacle.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:50 No.9473896
    It's spelled "wanker", you bloody yank.
    >> Alpharius 04/27/10(Tue)21:50 No.9473907

    I will speak with you plainly, sir. The nature of their sexual deviance does not bother me in the slightest. No, it is their willingness to display their aberrant behavior for all the world to see, and the pig-headed expectation that they should not only be accepted for their differences, but exalted for their specialness. If someone has a foot fetish, does he proclaim loudly to the world, "I like fucking feet!"? Does he make it his solemn duty to make everyone around him uncomfortable with the knowledge that he jacks off looking at feet? Does he go to the yearly Erotifootcon dressed up as a giant foot? After having done these things, does he complain about censure and bigotry? No, sir, he does not! He recognizes the plain and honest fact that no one wants to know how he gets off in his spare time, and he has enough respect and self-restraint to not shout his fetish out. I have my kinks; we all do. But it is a breach of decorum, of common sense, and of decency to laud them. Furries disagree with this assessment, and believe in their right to show the world their fetish. This is why I dislike them, sir.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:51 No.9473915
    >bitches about racists
    >talks about "WOPs"

    >> Crabmaster !vuOBu6g15U 04/27/10(Tue)21:51 No.9473917
    Are you serious? "pwnt?" The fuck is this shit, middle school?

    Shit thread status achieved.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:51 No.9473922

    this, 100%. it's a red flag in much the same way that "libertarianism" or military-worship is.
    >> RED_sniper 04/27/10(Tue)21:51 No.9473923
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    thats how he says it in the game man
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:53 No.9473949

    If the girl identified with her character, which is possible, what does it say that he's got secret drawings of him fucking her? It's creepy no matter how you look at it.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:53 No.9473957

    Bro-tip: She was full of shit. Mace does not burn anything but the eyes.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:54 No.9473962
    I hope he files assault charges against your friend, OP. What with your spy dropping his personal info, I think he has a stalking/harassment case as well.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:54 No.9473966

    Samefag spotted.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:54 No.9473972
    Lamentably, yes. Welcome to night /tg/, the schoolkids are here.

    Oh, right, you're one of those special kids who spells "fox" as "focks", then.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:55 No.9473983
    To get an assault charge to fly in the States, you've either got to be a woman, or look like you just came out of a wood chipper. This faggot's case wouldn't fly half a yard.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:55 No.9473984

    Yep, OP is clearly a Seer of the Throne. On his way home, the furry was devoured by conjured demons.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:55 No.9473985
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    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:55 No.9473986

    It means she's getting too into A damn GAME and needs to take a little break.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:55 No.9473993
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    here is the full view sorry i am late
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:55 No.9474000
    Creepy fucker got what he deserved. End of story.
    >> Alpharius 04/27/10(Tue)21:56 No.9474017

    It takes a man of great skill and dexterity to tie a knot such that it would support a cow's weight.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:56 No.9474020
    Doesn't it basically attack any moist surface? Idiot (in-game) had his cock exposed, and presumably erect. I wouldn't really want to bet on it NOT working.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:56 No.9474024
    >How does this relate to the player drawing pictures of his fursona having sex with other PC's characters? Whether he shared the pictures is besides the point, he drew them, something which a normal person shouldn't do.
    The guy has porn of characters in a story. If a woman drew porn of Legolas after LotR was first published, it doesn't mean she was stalking Tolkien. Your characters do not equal you.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:56 No.9474025
    They can't be too secret considering they were supposedly on deviantart.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:57 No.9474027

    Because people never identify with their characters or are associated with their characters. The character is simply an object who the player has no ties to except for the incidental relationship of playing it. It is an empty object and nothing more.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:57 No.9474028
    Upvoting this thread because this story and GLORIOUS ROME needs to remain intact.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:57 No.9474029
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    sure is furry in here.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:57 No.9474032
    >embarassed furfag making excuses

    No, you see, I wait for details before having a baby fit.
    >> Furry Shaman's narrator 04/27/10(Tue)21:57 No.9474050
    No one knows what happened to the Shaman and his clan. Furrries belived their people reach their promised land, however many civilizations history's conflict in this regard. However a journal written by the shaman was found it's language is incomprehensible as of now.
    however it's belived tell the truth.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:57 No.9474053
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    Yes it does. It's made with the compound Capsaicin, which is present in (very very very small doses) in hot sauces and peppers of various types. Macer (AKA Pepper Spray) is highly concentrated Capsaicin. It will irritate the shit out of ANY mucous membrane.

    Mucous membranes, conveniently, include one's genitalia.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:57 No.9474060
    Protip: Mace is an irritant powerful enough to cause pain when exposed to skin.
    Genitals have more nerves/square unit of area than any other part of your fleshy covering.
    If you don't believe that mace burns, no matter where it ends up, spray some into a tightly sealed plastic bag, and touch the inside with your finger.
    Or your pecker, if you're stupid enough.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:57 No.9474068

    She might've been using "mace" to refer to pepper-spray, which I'm pretty sure would probably burn the nether regions too. At least if it got under the foreskin. Don't know, though, and don't really want to know.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:58 No.9474077
    Im not equating it to stalking, im just saying it a creepy thing to do and its easy to see why people might be upset if someone was drawing porn involving their characters. Im sure Tolkien would be upset with all the LotR porn that exists.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:59 No.9474089
    Tell you what, go buy a can of mace, go to /s/, start fapping, then sneak attack your junk with the mace spray and see if it hurts. If it only burns your eyes, you'll be fine. If you burns your junk, well looks like someone was wrong.

    Put your money where your junk is, broski.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:59 No.9474091
    You missed the earlier dragon porn threads, then.

    They were actually pretty much free of idiotic Internet fuckrage. Funny that---it only seems to happen when the YIFF IN HELL crown show up. Derp-de-derp-de-derpity-doo!
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:59 No.9474097

    Samefag spotted, the furry realized we were laughing at him instead of raging at him.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)21:59 No.9474112

    Because nobody but furries posts in them.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)22:00 No.9474122
    >Implying I didn't JUST SAY that I didn't want to bet on it not working.
    Cool reading comprehension there, bro.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)22:00 No.9474131
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    here is op and his friend as well as an unidentified semitic man, please rate
    >> Crabmaster !vuOBu6g15U 04/27/10(Tue)22:01 No.9474137
    After I went through all that trouble to downvote it, too.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)22:02 No.9474154
    Yeah, funny how the earlier crowd know how to hide and ignore threads they don't like.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)22:02 No.9474158

    Details, that were promised in the OP, mind.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)22:04 No.9474218
    >If the girl identified with her character, which is possible, what does it say that he's got secret drawings of him fucking her? It's creepy no matter how you look at it.
    I think that there are very few people who aren't at least a little bit creepy when you go prying into their sexuality, fetishes, etc. Also, does that mean that if you kill another PC in the game that it's the same as making a death threat against the player? Note that I'm not condoning douchebags who attack other PCs, I'm just saying that it's not in anyway a threat against the life of another player.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)22:06 No.9474252
    So circumcision gives you a penalty to resist mace on your dick?
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)22:06 No.9474267
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    here is another member of OP's group relaxing
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)22:10 No.9474357
    >Im not equating it to stalking, im just saying it a creepy thing to do and its easy to see why people might be upset if someone was drawing porn involving their characters
    No, I get why the people involved would be creeped out, and maybe the guy handled the situation wrong (god knows, he handled a lot of shit wrong in character), but it makes me uncomfortable whenever folks condemn somebody for being a pervert or a creep. We all have stuff we hide from others because it could be considered weird, and this sort of accusation always strikes me as hypocritical.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)22:10 No.9474358
    The difference between furries and people with other fetishes is that you usually don't know someone has , say, a foot fetish, unless you really go out of your way into there privacy to find out, where as with furries, atleast with the bad ones, its pretty obvious. Like in this example, even without the pictures, making a reciting a poem to involves a barbed penis is a bad sign that this guy is a little too vocal about his fetish.

    I have no problem with furries in general, theres just people who need to shut up about their fetish sometimes.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)22:12 No.9474405
    >>Bro-tip: She was full of shit. Mace does not burn anything but the eyes.

    If you think that's true, spray it on your dick right now. Make sure to get it on your balls and anus as well, and don't forget to post a video.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)22:15 No.9474467
    ITT: OP makes furries baaaw, explains typical furry behavior and why they don't belong in traditional games, then ends with "and that's why we don't allow furries in my group anymore". Ironclaw-playing furries ragefit and are repelled by GLORIOUS ROME.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)22:17 No.9474505
    >She might've been using "mace" to refer to pepper-spray, which I'm pretty sure would probably burn the nether regions too. At least if it got under the foreskin. Don't know, though, and don't really want to know.
    I don't know what the difference between Mace and pepperspray is as it applies to our situation, but I will testify to the fact that you should be careful to *thoroughly* wash your hands in between dicing habaneros and taking a piss (if you don't want the feeling of your cock being on fire for the next fifteen minutes, anyway).
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)22:17 No.9474512

    Fuck you, I have a can of mace right here, I'll do it and prove you wrong.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)22:18 No.9474545

    No, dude, he didn't. He had a loincloth on, that he raised to show his dog-cock to the lady. l2read
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)22:18 No.9474547
    >the female PCs in the group, including one whose player was underage, and one who had a boyfriend (that her character was ingame married to)

    This merits being thrown out by itself.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)22:19 No.9474557
    You forget, sir. He took his "loincloth" off to present its contents to her.
    >> The Pancake 04/27/10(Tue)22:19 No.9474558

    ....I can't believe I'm about to suggest this, but pics or it didn't happen...
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)22:19 No.9474562
    Did you actually read it? He was showing her his dick.
    >> Shanker 04/27/10(Tue)22:20 No.9474587

    Fuck you.

    I don't really care. I didn't post in here until then, so, scrag off. How you start out is everything.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)22:21 No.9474613

    At the time of writing, I wasn't sure either, and wanted to play it safe. But yeah, I've heard several stories of people making that particular mistake (or rubbing their eyes or picking their nose).
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)22:21 No.9474627
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    >>He had pants on, yes? Then....yeah. Ben hit in the crotch with mace before, with pants on. Not a thing.

    Firstly, no, he didn't even have pants on to begin with just a loincloth, which he had described his character as removing. Secondly, if it didn't burn, maybe it's because you have no genitals
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)22:21 No.9474628

    Yes, Yes, I missed that. my bad.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)22:23 No.9474683

    your narrative has nothing to do with reality. you cannot be educated
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)22:24 No.9474721
    I wish I thought you were troll. Sadly, this is how deluded the average furry is.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)22:25 No.9474734
    No worries.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)22:25 No.9474745
    If you see nothing wrong with the behavior of the banned-player in the story, you sir cannot be educated.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)22:25 No.9474748

    No, that's pretty much how it looks to me too. Although there's also a dash of editionfaggotry and lulrandums trolling.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)22:26 No.9474753
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    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)22:26 No.9474767

    you are fucking retarded. what you described isn't even a viable INTERPRETATION of what happened. there is no hope for you, ever. i'm not a furry, which means i'm DOUBLY above you, because you are beneath even them
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)22:29 No.9474851

    So, what? It justifies people flaming the OP before they've seen the whole story? Maybe if I didn't have the superior reading skills that I do, I'd probably have thought that the OP message was the whole story, and thought that he seems like a faggoty anti-furry/internet cool guy too. As it stands, though, it's pretty apparent that there's more to the story, and it's going to be provided.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)22:29 No.9474852
    Whatever, furfag
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)22:30 No.9474871
    Ohhhh... you ARE trollan. Cool, that's a hell of a relief.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)22:31 No.9474895

    of course there is shit wrong with what he did, he is a fucking tabletop games player, he is going to be nuts regardless

    but to fucking stalk a person, out their porn collection through one of your creepy drama friends, then have another one of your horrible dork buddies commit PHYSICAL ASSAULT and not only SHARE this story as if it wasn't a fucking dire page in your personal history that should be quietly forgotten but to expect to be LAUDED for your dumb antics-- and people ACTUALLY DO? that is a fucking sick joke.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)22:33 No.9474936

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    you fucking dumbass, learn to goddamn read. the furfag GAVE the troll his deviantART adress!
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)22:35 No.9474958
    i really have to compliment you, op, alot of people wouldn't have the balls to just fucking kick a person out. in my experience when behavior like this is allowed to remain, it festers and brings down the entire group, and makes for a very very unhealthy experience.

    good work
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)22:35 No.9474969

    DeviantArt still isn't a private site (assuming that's actually the place the pics were on) and it's implied that he had given out his dA username to the troll-dude, willingly.

    Not a fan of the violence, though.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)22:37 No.9474999

    so what you're saying is creepy lacked even the detective skills to find it, and had to be literally GIVEN it, so he isn't so much stalkerish as manipulative and untrustworthy also sort of dumb?
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)22:37 No.9475008

    U mad.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)22:37 No.9475015
    Vidz or it never happened
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)22:37 No.9475032
    >541 posts and 106 image replies omitted. Click Reply to view.

    My god...
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)22:38 No.9475038
    >> Anonymous Prime 04/27/10(Tue)22:38 No.9475043

    Could this be called Darwinism since he might not be able to reproduce now?
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)22:38 No.9475052
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    you say it like the guy was actively trying to stalk. there is no proof of that, other than your misconceptions.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)22:39 No.9475069

    >> Squigzog, attorney at WAAAGH! !hEpdoZ.tHU 04/27/10(Tue)22:39 No.9475074
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    This thread makes me confused
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)22:40 No.9475093

    also if you're going to be "friends" with that kind of person you had better get real good at sucking their dick and indulging them because when you lose their favor everything you've ever told them will become an issue

    given their predilection for creepy game-playing and drama i wouldn't be surprised if they themselves were furry
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)22:40 No.9475100

    You make it sound like OP planned this. If someone drew porn of them fucking my girlfriend, I'd beat the shit out of them. Even if it was her character, who was also in a relationship with mine, that shit is not cool.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)22:42 No.9475149

    The guy got slapped and kicked awkwardly in the ass. All you screaming lolssault must be the biggest fucking pussies in the world. Gamers and fandom people have always been nerds to a greater or lesser degree, but between shit like this and the furry influence, if this is the new generation of gamers it's beyond pathetic
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)22:42 No.9475155

    ...Are you implying that the person who tried to RAPE PEOPLE in character and defended drawing porn of an underaged girl's character (and from OP's description, she freaked out when she found out) as if there was nothing wrong with it is somehow blameless and it's just the evil hyoomans who are at fault? Fuck you, man, this is why I wouldn't allow furries in my game, either, this MINDSET you all have of "we can do no wrong."
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)22:42 No.9475173
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    I really hope this shit is true. because, goddamn, this mental image just made my week.

    it made my week during fucking finals week. there is nothing better.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)22:43 No.9475178

    You're angry at the little troll-dude for exposing the furry as the creep he is, right? I still don't get where you get the stalkerish tendencies. But then again, I'm assuming you're either stupid or the creep in the story. And being the latter doesn't rule out the former.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)22:43 No.9475199
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    oh no now what tough guy
    >> Shanker 04/27/10(Tue)22:44 No.9475223

    Heh. Welcome to motherfucking 4chan.

    If you can't take a few insults ...I suggest you go elsewhere, because you just won't fit in.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)22:46 No.9475273

    That's hot.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)22:47 No.9475309
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    I'm sorry, I'm having trouble working up the rage to argue here. the image of some dumbass neckbeard saying "nuh-UH!" and spraying his cock with mace, and then running around screaming like a little bitch and trying to wash it off with cold water and then sitting down to post about it... it... just....
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)22:48 No.9475354

    the character was underaged and a girl, the player was not

    if the reverse is true i question the wisdom or appropriateness of letting a fucking child play in your group and add that the only real reason the creep had for outing the furry was to get him out of the way and make a move on her

    i'm not angry, i'm disgusted
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)22:48 No.9475360

    >>9474969 here. Did I say shit about "assault"? Sure, I did say "violence", when in fact the creep-o was in fact only on the receiving end of some seriously mild (according to the OP) violence. I probably should've stated that I just saw it as unnecessary. Also, I don't think I'd count as being part of the "new generation".
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)22:49 No.9475364
    ITT: butthurt furries can't accept even the WORST POSSIBLE PLAYER ever as bad because he was a furry.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)22:50 No.9475394

    He specifically said player, and OP didn't explain the circumstances. DMs should not have to fucking make allowances for this sort of shit, nobody takes it as a given that your players will draw porn of an underage girl's character.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)22:51 No.9475402

    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)22:52 No.9475430
    >faggot draws porn of an underaged girl's character, so clearly the person who outs him is the pedo

    Your power of logic is astounding.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)22:52 No.9475436

    You were just raging about a few insults yourself, Herr Kettle.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)22:53 No.9475453
    > derp derp 4chan derp

    Look. You tried defending people acting like fucking dumbasses, and when you got called on it, you started acting all pissy about it. I'm not sure who here has most trouble with insults and such.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)22:54 No.9475485

    your "point" such as it is has been rendered ipso facto invalid. that said, the guy was obviously a terrible player. what i object to is a) this guy being used as a poster child and propaganda tool for why stupid nerds' ideas about sexuality, ideas with an unhealthy undercurrent of homophobia, are okay b) lauding the creepy little troll for being what he is c) self-congratulatory backpatting and masturbation in general d) horrible banal fucking dorks like OP and wasteland warrior being unafraid and unashamed to express their posting glands all over this forum
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)22:54 No.9475486

    It's like you are trying to think the NPC is real! it's a fucking game!
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)22:56 No.9475534
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)22:57 No.9475548

    well to be honest i think that anyone in OP's group is more likely a pedo than not; such is the nature of tabletop gaming

    also you see nothing wrong with a bunch of gross crackers allowing a child to join their dragon jo circle whereas i would call the fucking police immediately were i to see a child or probably a woman within five feet of any of OP's group, OP included
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)22:57 No.9475556

    So, people are just allowed to rape as they please in your games?

    See, that was part of OP's point about why you shouldn't play with furries.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)22:58 No.9475594
    >your "point" such as it is has been rendered ipso facto invalid.

    Why? There is loads of evidence shown here that furries are bad roleplayers, and the absolute BEST example of this is the fact that the other furries, the ones claiming to be the good ones, are DEFENDING these particular specimens.
    >> Shanker 04/27/10(Tue)22:59 No.9475609

    At this point, I'm just enjoying it.

    The OP is a lier, as it's been pointed out, far too many holes and such in the story.

    And, if you seem like an ass, you get called on it. Simple. If you don't want to seem like an ass, you don't start with "So, I banned a player for suggestion we play something else."

    That's not how you start.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)22:59 No.9475619
    >You can't like you're on 4chan on 4chan, guise!
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)22:59 No.9475623
    Well.... My bad then. I retract my comment in reference to your post.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)22:59 No.9475626
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    oh gods. the laughter. it will not stop.
    going to have to fucking screenshot this.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)23:00 No.9475640
    >The OP is a lier, as it's been pointed out, far too many holes and such in the story.

    Where, exactly? The only one I heard mentioned was "no porn on DevArt", which was disproved.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)23:00 No.9475642

    As opposed to furries, who are proven to never be pedos and always frown on pedo behavior and would never ever harm a child or animal for any reason.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)23:01 No.9475650

    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)23:02 No.9475668

    Rub it with Ben Gay, the medicine in it neutralizes the irritant chemical in mace
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)23:02 No.9475670

    No, it's you fuckers that are acting like he bent one of the players over the table. Not a goddamn imaginary NPC. The player was bad, yes. OP is just as bad, howver.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)23:02 No.9475673

    Dude, you seem to have a pretty in-depth view into what the people in OP's group are like. I wonder how you'd know all these things, unless you're just making wild assumptions and guesses. Protip: that's not the way you want to back up your arguments.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)23:02 No.9475682
    >dragon jo circle

    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)23:03 No.9475708
    Now I believe op's story even more, I think the booted furry is in this thread.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)23:03 No.9475713

    you can't act like you're on 4chan and claim to have any fucking latitude whatsoever to make judgements, no, sorry

    i'm not a furry and i'm not defending the mentally ill person op's group kicked. i'm attacking THEM.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)23:04 No.9475730

    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)23:04 No.9475735
    >i'm not defending the mentally ill person op's group kicked. i'm attacking THEM.

    You must be confused.

    Here on 4chan, those are the same thing. There is no middle ground in the asshole of the internet. So pick a cheek and scream about it, sweetheart.

    We're all just throwing shit anyway, you might as well have fun.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)23:04 No.9475746
    There is a slight difference between pictures or drawings of naked chicks and drawings of dnd characters getting fucked.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)23:05 No.9475753

    Given that you're posting here rather than putting ice-cubes or frozen vegetables on your nether regions, I suspect you might be playing with us.

    If not, ice. Lots of it. Also doctors.
    >> Shanker 04/27/10(Tue)23:05 No.9475754

    The porn thing holds up. Nudes, yes. Pron, no.

    Consider it my opion, that I disbelieve it, and we leave it at that?
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)23:06 No.9475793

    If you attack allies of justice, you are an enemy of mankind and might as well be a furry.

    Also, "no latitude"? Why not? Fuck you, this isn't one of your "don't judge anybody all furries are special snowflakes" furry websites. This fucker deserved to be kicked.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)23:07 No.9475817

    If this is actually true, and the sucker really did mace himself in the gonads, he needs to be washing them under running lukewarm water with soap, not trying to cool them off with ice. Seems a bit like "oh god house on fire wat do" type of a post, though.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)23:07 No.9475818

    Gauls aren't entitled to an opinion, we discussed this already.

    Also, only the trollguy said it was DevArt, for all we know, it was some other art site, or OP was misremembering.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)23:09 No.9475851
    furries are rad because they are the best bait yet made for the ire of shitty fascist dorks

    seriously if we can just deflect the attention of the internet crypto-teabaggers onto nerds who have weird sex for a few more years, we might even be able to start disassembling the military
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)23:11 No.9475875

    It still hurts, have laptop propped on medicine cabinet, hoping /tg/ will tell me how to make it stop Im already washing with soap. My dick feels like a Mexican.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)23:11 No.9475877
    >If you attack allies of justice, you are an enemy of mankind and might as well be a furry.

    niggers raped your mom and now she loves nigger cum and nigger dicks in her fat mouth. she can't get enough of them, she puts on her best teal sundress and gets preggo with that blackman seed
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)23:12 No.9475894
    >internet crypto-teabaggers

    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)23:12 No.9475909

    Butthurt furries spotted.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)23:13 No.9475925

    Funny. Funny guy. Only, there seems to be a lack of fur-suit in my closet, so, I don' think I'm a furry. Just, you know. An FWI.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)23:14 No.9475948

    shitty nerds who would be teabaggers if they had any friends who were aware enough to introduce them to the movement/at all

    telling that op used palin pics
    >> Shanker 04/27/10(Tue)23:14 No.9475951

    Fucking hell. Name slipped.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)23:14 No.9475956
    >OP tries to be impartial
    >kicks out a creepy player, says all furries seem to be like this
    >furries immediately rush to defend creepy player's actions as normal
    >OP proven correct.

    Even if NONE of OP's story was true, the fact that the furries are defending their own in this hypothetical scenario is a good reason why they don't belong in games.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)23:15 No.9475976

    your dad spotted with black man jism. he loves to watch his wife get porked by those brown shafts.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)23:15 No.9475978

    Still not convinced, but capsaicin has this awesome tendency to get lodged in the pores, so you'd have to keep washing it for a while. Somewhere around a half-an-hour or something like that, if I remember correctly. Took a hit of OC in the eyes once, so I've been through the whole washing thing.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)23:15 No.9475998

    Been posting Anonymously to garner phantom support for yourself there, Spanker?
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)23:16 No.9476018

    Disliking rapists means you...support Palin? Huh.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)23:17 No.9476025
    That seems pretty obviously to be the same moron to me.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)23:19 No.9476066

    the only person being defended here is OP and his fucking circus. you will cling desperately to the idea that anyone who finds your dogshit repugnant must be a furry and therefore disregardable but that is not true in whole or in part, you are awful and people know this and they are fucking CALLING YOU ON IT, the people RIGHTEOUSLY SHOUTING YOU DOWN are the real truth-tellers, what you aspire to be with your downsy feeble trolling attempts, and you fucking know it
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)23:19 No.9476070
    Really? I thought he was implying that Sarah Palin was the player.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)23:21 No.9476110

    Sarah Palin should be raped
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)23:23 No.9476145

    So, furries are Sarah Palin.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)23:24 No.9476172
    >That is why I am never going to have another furry in my group. Bitch about it, call me a "racist" or whatever you things think you are (lifestyle, sexual orientation, fetish), I don't care. No more furries. Every single one I've seen on /tg/ too claims they're one of the good ones, yet given the slightest provocation they all seem to become almost this bad. If these are the good ones, what sane man would run the risk of getting one of the bad ones?

    OP is a prophet.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)23:24 No.9476183
    QED, furries must be raped. Any volunteers? If not, I'm afraid we may be forced to use chimpanzees.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)23:25 No.9476193
    sounds like someone's mad. Also, trying to be "righteous" on 4chan is a hilarious thought.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)23:26 No.9476209



    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)23:26 No.9476218

    ...are gauls, and thus not people. What part of this is difficult for you to understand?
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)23:27 No.9476247
    >Also, trying to be "righteous" on 4chan

    is exactly what OP's story is about
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)23:29 No.9476281

    Run that by me again. What was the major offence OP committed? Banning all furries from his games? Hasn't it already been stated, that if the furries behave sensibly and like the other people that have fetishes, it's pretty hard to tell if they are furries? That is to say, it seems to me that the OP just doesn't want another furfag running around playing their fursona, trying to derail the game with attempts of sexing up NPCs and acting like they're the fucking center of the game.

    Admittedly most of what I said has less to do with furries than it has with shitty players in general. But I think that that's what the OP meant. That, or trying to instigate BAWWWfest 2010.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)23:29 No.9476285
    OPs story is just that, a nice story of how to deal with weird players.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)23:29 No.9476288
    Over the course of less than four hours, OP has caused this thread to gain more than six hundred posts, proved that furries don't belong playing traditional games with anyone but other furries, and that all furries will defend the worst excesses of other furries as "acceptable" simply because they're both furries.

    OP is either a genius or a genius troll.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)23:32 No.9476357
    >What was the major offence OP committed?

    gloating, grandstanding, being friends with ratso the spy, physical assault, shitty friends, shitty made-up story, giving dumb douches an opportunity to backpat and gloat, wasting my time, allowing >>9476288 to regard his own thought processes with anything but revulsion and shame, etc etc
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)23:33 No.9476374

    also, giving fucking wasteland warrior an excuse to post
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)23:37 No.9476445
    Milk contains lipids which help wash away capsaicin, which is fat-soluble and therefore does not dissolve in water. So you could try washing your balls with milk or cream of some sort.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)23:37 No.9476450
    u mad.

    You really must be the guy in the OPs story, I cant see how anyone else would be so mad.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)23:40 No.9476504

    So... If the story is made-up, none of the rest really matter? And I still don't get that whole "spy" thing. You're making it sound like the OP somehow planned the whole thing with this friend of his. Additionally, there was no fucking spying involved, the creep gave his dox to the other guy, apparently willingly, under circumstances neither of us knows.

    So you're angry that the OP made up a story about he and his made-up group of made-up friends getting the best of a made-up creep? Good on you. Also, I'd like to hear what's so wrong with Wasteland Warrior posting his stories.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)23:45 No.9476624
    I think his point is that the "spy" betrayed the confidence of captain furry and is at fault for any fallout. I'm not sure he was trying to blame the OP except in so far as the OP condoned his actions after the fact.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)23:46 No.9476650

    Fair enough.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)23:47 No.9476665
    u wrong, desperate

    wasteland warrior is a dumb sack of shit and a tripfag. op was right to kick the guy out FOR THE RAPE but that is not why he did it, he kicked the guy out because of stupid internet memes. he is shit and any good he has done is coincidental. he deserves no credit.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)23:51 No.9476769

    And what's so wrong with being a tripfag?
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)23:55 No.9476849
    He kicked him out for being a general creepy fucker that happened to have a furry fetish, if he was as creepy as he was with a foot fetish or something it might be "Bar anyone with foot fetishes from the game."

    The problem is, people who have a furry fetish and are vocal about it, just like other people who have a fetish and are vocal about it, tend to be creepy. So if you know someone is a furry, because they are vocal about it, they're probably gonna be like the guy in the story.

    If someone is a furry behind closed doors, they're probably not known to be a furry, and so theres no problem, game on.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)23:57 No.9476891
    >if he was as creepy as he was with a foot fetish or something it might be "Bar anyone with foot fetishes from the game."

    haha do you actually think this is the case
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)00:00 No.9476959

    It's still a fair point, that's been made several times in this thread, and no less of an assumption than your assumption that OP only reached his decision because he's just trying to be cool.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)00:01 No.9476975
    it would be the case if anyone was as vocal about their fetish as furries are.

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