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  • File : 1272858511.jpg-(2 KB, 400x400, TG.jpg)
    2 KB Let's roll a race, drawfaggotry edition. Anonymous 05/02/10(Sun)23:48 No.9577092  
    Sup /tg/ let's create a race, step by step. Vote for what you want it to have rolling "dice 1d100" in the email field. Highest roll of 3 wins.

    >First, This creature is made of...
    -Organic material
    -Metal
    -Energy (this includes elementals)
    -Suggest something else.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/10(Sun)23:49 No.9577102
    rolled 24 = 24

    FUCKING METAL, MAN
    >> Anonymous 05/02/10(Sun)23:49 No.9577109
    Chitinous/metallic alloyed structure
    >> Anonymous 05/02/10(Sun)23:49 No.9577111
    rolled 53 = 53

    organic
    >> Anonymous 05/02/10(Sun)23:49 No.9577114
    rolled 93 = 93

    >>9577109
    Forgot my roll.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/10(Sun)23:49 No.9577119
    rolled 70 = 70

    organic
    >> Anonymous 05/02/10(Sun)23:50 No.9577123
    rolled 93 = 93

    Made of Cosmic energy.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/10(Sun)23:51 No.9577161
    rolled 100 = 100

    Organic
    >> Anonymous 05/02/10(Sun)23:54 No.9577216
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    >>9577109
    This creature is made of an alloy resembling a metallic coral.
    >Now, how does it subsist?
    -Eats another metals
    -Heat feeds it.
    -It doesn't need to sustain itself, but asimilates more chitinmetal to repair itself.
    >Another idea.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/10(Sun)23:55 No.9577230
    rolled 73 = 73

    >>9577216
    Eats other metals!
    >> Zeph !7d0rZrDTyk 05/02/10(Sun)23:56 No.9577242
    rolled 84 = 84

    >>9577216

    Needs to rape to sustain it's self.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/10(Sun)23:56 No.9577243
    rolled 35 = 35

    >>9577216
    Subsists by draining DNA from living hosts, incorporating that into it's own genetic makeup.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/10(Sun)23:56 No.9577245
    rolled 57 = 57

    EATS RADIATION
    >> Anonymous 05/02/10(Sun)23:56 No.9577246
    I hope this becomes what spore should have been like
    >> Anonymous 05/02/10(Sun)23:57 No.9577252
    rolled 70 = 70

    >>9577216
    On the souls of children
    >> Anonymous 05/02/10(Sun)23:58 No.9577264
    >Needs to rape to sustain it's self.

    >rolled 84 = 84

    FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUU
    >> Anonymous 05/02/10(Sun)23:58 No.9577280
    rolled 94 = 94

    >>9577216
    it feeds on heat
    >> Anonymous 05/02/10(Sun)23:59 No.9577289
    its first in 3 boys. It feeds on RAEP!
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:00 No.9577299
    I for one would like to vito that in favour of the next highest roll of the 3, that being other metals for sustenance.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:00 No.9577305
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    >>9577242
    Lovely chitinous ball of rape.
    >> Ekoi !PpcsYfrVrw 05/03/10(Mon)00:00 No.9577307
    rolled 85 = 85

    >>9577243
    ROLLING FOR THIS
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:01 No.9577331
    >>9577305

    inb4 klik klik
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:01 No.9577332
    rolled 59 = 59

    >>9577280
    Damnit

    It feeds on HATE
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:02 No.9577337
    rolled 98 = 98

    rolling for rape
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:02 No.9577345
    rolled 27 = 27

    >>9577332
    it feeds on your jealousy
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:02 No.9577349
    >>9577242
    >>9577337
    The dice have spoken.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:02 No.9577350
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    >>9577242
    Well, this gets interesting, this creature is now a metallic, chitinous succubus/incubus, we need to set the details of this.

    >What does it rape?
    -Humanoid beings.
    -It's own kin.
    -MINDS
    -Suggest something else, but keep in mind no actual rape will be depicted in the drawfaggotry.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:02 No.9577354
    is... OP gone?
    >> Mr. Monitor !XBVfKv4nAs 05/03/10(Mon)00:03 No.9577358
    >>9577337
    >rolled 98 = 98
    >rape again

    FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-
    >> Zeph !7d0rZrDTyk 05/03/10(Mon)00:03 No.9577363
    rolled 60 = 60

    >>9577350

    Humanoid beings disguised as a lawn.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:03 No.9577365
    rolled 28 = 28

    >>9577350
    Minds
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:03 No.9577367
    >>9577337
    I believe rape has it. We have either made an unspeakably horrible monster, or a fairly normal character from a japanese cartoon.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:03 No.9577370
    rolled 4 = 4

    Organic.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:03 No.9577372
    rolled 35 = 35

    >>9577350
    MIIIINDS.
    >> Mr. Monitor !XBVfKv4nAs 05/03/10(Mon)00:03 No.9577381
    rolled 26 = 26

    >>9577350
    Please god Minds.

    Minds
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:03 No.9577382
    rolled 27 = 27

    >>9577350
    Minds.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:03 No.9577384
    rolled 52 = 52

    >>9577350
    minds minds minds
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:03 No.9577385
    rolled 65 = 65

    >>9577350

    MINDS.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:03 No.9577386
    >>9577350
    MINDS
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:04 No.9577389
    rolled 1 = 1

    >>9577350

    Japanese schoolgirls.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:04 No.9577390
    rolled 46 = 46

    Childhoods
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:04 No.9577391
    rolled 8 = 8

    it rapes confidence

    that feeling of strage fright when you WERE all ballsy? That was this creature munching on you
    >> Mr. Monitor !XBVfKv4nAs 05/03/10(Mon)00:04 No.9577395
    >>9577363
    GOD DAMNIT
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:04 No.9577404
    Does overwhelming support of an idea trump rolls? I think minds wins if it does.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:04 No.9577405
    I'm trying to decide if our mind-raping metallic monster is worse or better than a flesh-raping metallic monster.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:04 No.9577407
    >>9577386
    Shit. I guess I don't know how to dice. /newfag
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:04 No.9577409
    >>9577389

    Well, at least we know what it DOESN'T rape.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:05 No.9577411
    >>9577363

    your doing this on purpose aren't you? Goddamn...
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:05 No.9577414
    rolled 1 = 1

    It rapes rapists, like a kind of rape-vengeance.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:05 No.9577418
    rolled 51 = 51

    >>9577350
    Minds. I'll just go with minds.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:05 No.9577426
    >>9577407

    dice 1d100
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:05 No.9577428
    rolled 43 = 43

    >>9577350
    minds
    >> Kraito 05/03/10(Mon)00:05 No.9577430
    Looks like we're going with minds.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:06 No.9577431
    >>9577414
    Aww, natural 1.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:06 No.9577432
    rolled 81 = 81

    >>9577414
    >>9577389
    >>9577391

    AHAHAHAHAHAHA.

    Anyway, minds.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:06 No.9577441
    rolled 31 = 31

    >>9577350
    Mindflayers. With it's mind.
    >> Zeph !7d0rZrDTyk 05/03/10(Mon)00:06 No.9577446
    >>9577430

    Best of the top 3 rolls, bro. We're a metallic rape lawn.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:07 No.9577456
    rolled 54 = 54

    >>9577350
    this
    >>9577441

    It mindrapes mindflayers. Illithids fear it.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:07 No.9577459
    >>9577446

    Minds got an 81.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:07 No.9577460
    >>9577363
    >>9577363
    >>9577363
    >>9577363
    >>9577363
    >>9577363
    >>9577363


    >rolled 60 = 60

    >>9577350

    >Humanoid beings disguised as a lawn.

    Only the first 3 are counted. Stop rolling after that. If one is TRULY stupid it might be vito'd but it takes the OP to do it.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:08 No.9577469
    >>9577363
    So, we got created a Mimic rapist!
    This creature disguises itself as lawn, but beneath that lawn it's a metallic creature willing to rape you.

    So, how does this creature move?
    -It floats
    -It walks
    -It flies
    -Other
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:08 No.9577478
    rolled 14 = 14

    >>9577460
    Fuck you! MINDS I SAY!

    MINDS!
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:08 No.9577479
    rolled 39 = 39

    >>9577469

    Burrowing.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:08 No.9577480
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    >>9577469
    whoops forgot my imaeg
    >> Zeph !7d0rZrDTyk 05/03/10(Mon)00:08 No.9577484
    rolled 66 = 66

    Via osmosis.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:09 No.9577490
    rolled 53 = 53

    >>9577469
    through the internet
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:09 No.9577494
    rolled 8 = 8

    Tunnelling.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:09 No.9577495
    rolled 41 = 41

    >>9577469
    Burrows, obviously.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:09 No.9577498
    rolled 28 = 28

    Flies
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:09 No.9577499
    rolled 1 = 1

    >>9577469
    It moves under the earth, burrowing to it's destinations.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:09 No.9577505
    >>9577469
    Other- it is where you imagine it.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:09 No.9577507
    rolled 65 = 65

    >>9577469
    float
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:10 No.9577511
    rolled 95 = 95

    Burrows. Tunneling.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:10 No.9577513
    rolled 71 = 71

    >>9577469
    Its parasitic. It moves within the host, from birth to adolescence, then consumes the host and mimics the lawn under it,
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:10 No.9577515
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    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:10 No.9577516
    >>9577484
    Woo osmosis...
    We're a fluid now?
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:10 No.9577518
    >>9577484

    Osmosis is the movement of water (and specifically water) across a membrane. You're thinking of diffusion.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:10 No.9577519
    This is quickly becoming random tripfrag creates a race, drawfaggotry edition.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:10 No.9577522
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    >rolled 66 = 66

    >Via osmosis.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:10 No.9577527
    >>9577484

    This is getting very complicated very quickly...
    >> Zeph !7d0rZrDTyk 05/03/10(Mon)00:11 No.9577529
    >>9577519

    Sorry bro, I've been having good dice rolls all night. Just got home from Rogue Trader.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:11 No.9577530
    >>9577519
    More like trolling tripfag.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:11 No.9577541
    >>9577518

    Maybe our creature is actually really, really small? Oh! It can be dissolved in water, but is disguised as a lawn... somehow...

    help?
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:11 No.9577542
    man, the Id bee's of light were so awesome. Now we have the metal rape ball. Lawns everywhere quiver at its name.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:12 No.9577553
    rolled 7 = 7

    >>9577529

    you could choose less shitty ideas
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:13 No.9577567
    lookin good op
    >> Zeph !7d0rZrDTyk 05/03/10(Mon)00:13 No.9577576
    I actually already had the necrodermis rape lawn idea in mind, it's just now coming into fruitation.
    >> Mr. Monitor !XBVfKv4nAs 05/03/10(Mon)00:13 No.9577578
    I vote that all further input from Zeph is ignored.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:14 No.9577582
    >>9577553
    I thought osmosis was interesting, I'm just wondering how it will work. The rape I liked less until the mind option came up, which unfortunately lost.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:14 No.9577587
    >>9577576
    It's a sign from internet god
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:14 No.9577592
    I'd like the mimic idea if we weren't limited to lawns.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:14 No.9577597
    >>9577541

    it is in fact a construct designed for storing energy of various types. This particular one is designed to devour the natural energies in places and things. Notably hillocks, rolling hills, and grassy mounds. It then uses said energy, taken slowly over time, to split in two, violently jettisoning the twin via psycho postive energy osmosis.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:15 No.9577599
    rolled 64 = 64

    >>9577578
    Second.
    >> Mr. Monitor !XBVfKv4nAs 05/03/10(Mon)00:15 No.9577600
    >>9577582
    I guess it could be a microscopic sentient mineral. And it lives insides plants or something?
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:16 No.9577619
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    rolled 9 = 9

    Race is half human, half bread
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:17 No.9577636
    >>9577600
    That's interesting, and it infects the plant, eventually causing it to change into a form which is more rape-capable. Presumably it involves gross application of ears.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:17 No.9577639
    alternatively a race of nano mineral based creatures who were created by the jackass wizard Zeph to spite his neighbors flowing creativity garden, one he had never been to duplicate or match.

    Thus sprinkle a few ounces of the black powder over an area of a few acres or hectares, and within a year nothing but dust and ash will remain as the life force is RAPED out of all green things.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:18 No.9577655
    >>9577600
    How does it rape humans though?
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:18 No.9577658
    >>9577619
    Wow.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:18 No.9577661
    You guys forget the creature rapes HUMANOIDS disguises as a lawn. When people go to take a rest on our lawn, it will lure it into a false sense of comfort and security then RAPE.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:19 No.9577668
    >>9577655
    see
    >>9577636
    >> Missionary Chuck 05/03/10(Mon)00:19 No.9577681
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    >>9577636
    You thinking what I'm thinking?
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:19 No.9577683
    Suddenly "Stay Off Grass" signs seem a lot more pertinent.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:19 No.9577684
    >>9577655

    hrm, change

    "nothing but dust and ash will remain as the life force is RAPED out of all green things"

    to

    "and all things of height, and flesh are broken down into nutrients, which is converted into beautiful flowing fronds of grass, and turf. Of such beauty as to make an elf cry"
    >> Missionary Chuck 05/03/10(Mon)00:21 No.9577708
    >>9577619
    >>9577658
    Wow is right, he should be wearing a condom unless he wants to give her a yeast infection.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:21 No.9577716
    >>9577708
    10/10. glorious
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:21 No.9577719
    The question is, If we feed via RAPE, how do we reproduce?
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:21 No.9577720
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    >>9577479
    Ok, bear with me, this is going to get WEIRD soon. They are chitinous, so usually they won't have a way to become absorbed trough osmosis...

    BUT, they can liquify, T-1000 style. Those creatures are actually microscopic metal particles, that travel in the strata of soil.

    As >>9577636 suggested, they actually infect the plant, so they can infect a whole forest...

    ...were they wait, looking for humanoids to rape.

    So, moving on! We established that whenever there is soil and grass, they'll live, so enviroment is out of question. Next question is

    Are they sentinent?
    -VERY sentinent, we are talking precursor level sentinent.
    -Human level sentinence
    -Intelligent beast sentinence
    -Other
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:22 No.9577725
    >>9577708

    and 9 months later 3 muffins pop out to the sound of an irritating ding.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:22 No.9577731
    rolled 4 = 4

    >>9577720

    Super sentient
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:22 No.9577733
    rolled 73 = 73

    >>9577720
    HIVE MIND
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:22 No.9577735
    rolled 99 = 99

    -VERY sentinent, we are talking precursor level sentinent.
    >> Psyker Ted 05/03/10(Mon)00:23 No.9577745
    >>9577720
    Human-level, with a twinge of alien knowledge. Altered perceptions on time and such.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:23 No.9577747
    rolled 51 = 51

    local omiscient. individual minds, but with knowledge of all that passes through or around their domain.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:23 No.9577751
    rolled 63 = 63

    >>9577720
    very sentient
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:23 No.9577752
    >>9577735

    Well then.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:23 No.9577756
    >>9577735
    damn, was hoping for my hive mind
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:24 No.9577765
    >>9577757
    yes you did
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:24 No.9577769
    rolled 35 = 35

    >>9577720
    Other- They use their current victims as sources of intellect. One which has infected a large area and acquired many victims may be capable of tremendous mental feats, while one with no victims is non-sentient.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:24 No.9577772
    dat sentient ball of liquid metal rape
    >> dice +1d100 Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:24 No.9577781
    Dicks....Everywhere....
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:24 No.9577784
    rolled 33 = 33

    >>9577769

    voting to vito the other vote for THIS
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:25 No.9577787
    >>9577719
    We reproduce with lasers
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:25 No.9577789
    >>9577769
    better ideas take longer to type blarg.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:25 No.9577792
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    Uh, it's sentient, not sentinent.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:25 No.9577796
    rolled 7 = 7

    yeah that happens. sucks though. when everyone spams silly ones they get in first.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:25 No.9577799
    rolled 81 = 81

    >>9577720
    Animal sentience.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:25 No.9577804
    >>9577735
    Woo we've made the smartest metal rape forest in the universe!
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:26 No.9577805
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    >>9577787
    >Metal forest raping women and shooting lasers

    ...My god
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:26 No.9577807
    this is starting to sound like a dr who monster.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:26 No.9577808
    rolled 86 = 86

    >>9577784

    Voting that you go eat a dick
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:26 No.9577809
    >>9577792
    >i'm a huge faggot
    cool story bro
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:26 No.9577813
    rolled 47 = 47

    >>9577808

    voting to vote
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:27 No.9577830
    Hivemind is the best answer
    >> dice+1d100 dice+1d100 05/03/10(Mon)00:27 No.9577835
    rolled 37 = 37

    REPRODUCTION WITH IRON DEPOSITS IN HUMAN PROTEINS!

    Possibly by mutating proteins.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:29 No.9577878
    >>9577809

    Go be ignorant on your own time.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:29 No.9577880
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    >>9577735
    Ok /tg/ those are the tallest, smartest and horniest forests mankind has ever found.

    They can infect a whole forest and control it with supernatural intelligence. Barbed wire grow across the trees, like veins of savia, and metallic pollen fills the air on those cursed forests. They need to rape humanoid beings to sustain themsleves so they need to attract them to their Forest of Rape

    But, how they do it?
    -They are super intelligent, they have manipulated civilization to accept this raping forests as part of life, maybe as a religion or rite of passage.

    -They have mastered illusions using their "metallic alloy nature", dryads, maybe?

    -I'm out of ideas, suggest something else.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:30 No.9577894
    rolled 31 = 31

    >>9577880
    Lasers
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:30 No.9577895
    rolled 58 = 58

    >>9577880

    Religious rites
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:30 No.9577899
    rolled 34 = 34

    >>9577880

    Pheramones
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:30 No.9577901
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    rolled 34 = 34

    >>9577878
    >>9577809
    >>9577808

    gents should just enjoy the thread and stop cussing at each other. No reason for it. Lets all make this hell beast from beyond the stars, MAGICAL!
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:30 No.9577906
    rolled 43 = 43

    >>9577880
    It lures women in with the promises of eternal life.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:31 No.9577912
    >>9577895
    That's a cool idea anon
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:31 No.9577914
    >>9577835
    And other metals present in the body like Zinc
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:31 No.9577917
    >>9577880

    FFS. I make one unrelated post and OP goes ahead and just posts. Gosh darnit.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:32 No.9577924
    rolled 82 = 82

    >>9577880
    They are able to migrate by growing patches of grass as roads to other forests, and can also use the grass as a springboard to attack from.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:32 No.9577927
    rolled 12 = 12

    >>9577880
    The alloys they're made of are nearly priceless for their utility.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:32 No.9577935
    >>9577924
    FUCK'S SAKE WHY COULDN'T I HAVE POSTED FASTER
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:33 No.9577937
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    HAVE YOU ACCEPTED THE LORD RAPE FOREST INTO YOUR HEART?
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:33 No.9577957
    >>9577937
    >HAVE YOU ACCEPTED THE LORD RAPE FOREST INTO YOUR VAGINA?

    Fixed that for you
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:34 No.9577963
    we're organic nanomachines. We can be in every orifice and organ at the same time.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:34 No.9577965
    >>9577957
    >Accept
    >rape
    Does not compute
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:35 No.9577973
    >>9577965
    It'sGonHappen.jpg
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:37 No.9578009
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    >>9577895
    The religions in this world tells women to go to the raping forests often, as an offering to nature. Then, metal rape on the druid virgins!

    Those forests feed on the pheromones and fluids that human women produce during sex.

    But how these forest reproduce? How they create more metallic-rape particles?
    From now on, HIGHER OF 5 ROLLS WINS
    -The metallic spores use the human fluids as a mean to multiply.
    -They impregnate humans but instead of babies we get embryos that eventually devolve into more rape-dust
    -Suggest something else.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:38 No.9578025
    rolled 72 = 72

    They impregante women with litters of xenomorphs, the next stage of the lifecycle
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:38 No.9578028
    >>9577937
    I can see us being some sort of tourest attraction

    "And to the right you'll see our lord Rape Forest"
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:38 No.9578029
    rolled 73 = 73

    Once enough rape is accumulated it launches a ball of rape bots high into the sky to infect other planets. They go into hybernation once they hit space and can live forever.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:39 No.9578036
    rolled 44 = 44

    >>9578009

    Infects the victim and grows like a cancer, eventually turning the whole human into another creature.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:39 No.9578037
    rolled 65 = 65

    >>9578009
    Cell division
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:39 No.9578038
    rolled 87 = 87

    >>9578009
    LASERS
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:39 No.9578042
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    ?
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:39 No.9578046
    rolled 90 = 90

    it doesn't
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:39 No.9578050
    rolled 77 = 77

    they shoot lasers at distant land marks and carve these little fellows out of the materials they hit.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:39 No.9578054
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    >>9578038
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:39 No.9578056
    rolled 59 = 59

    >>9578009
    parasites eventually eat out the host
    >> Missionary Chuck 05/03/10(Mon)00:39 No.9578057
    >>9577965
    The forest is a way for girls to come into their maturity. Their passage through the rape forest means they have become a women. However, the forest doesn't just sustain itself off of rape, but the fear that comes with it. Therefore the girls are told terrible terrible stories of the forest and forced into the woods at age 13 full of fear from the stories they have heard growing up.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:39 No.9578061
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    >>9578038
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:40 No.9578072
    looks like they reproduce by laser
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:40 No.9578073
    rolled 9 = 9

    >>9578054

    dammit Zeph, I know thats you even without the tripfagginess
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:40 No.9578077
    >>9578038

    but.... but.... how?
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:41 No.9578088
    >>9578073
    nope. I'm 9577787...I just happened to be very very lucky
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:41 No.9578094
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    >>9578038
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:42 No.9578106
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    ACCEPT LORD RAPE FOREST INTO YOUR HEART/VAGINA AND BEAR THE OFFSPRING INTO THE WORLD WITH THE POWER OF RAVE LIGHTS.
    >> Zeph !7d0rZrDTyk 05/03/10(Mon)00:43 No.9578129
    >>9578073

    Sorry dude, I've lost the last two rolls. I didn't vote for lasers. I was pheromones and cancerous infection.

    Also, trip is off for remainder
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:43 No.9578135
    >>9578106
    >Disco vaginas

    This is the greatest thing ever
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:44 No.9578151
    >>9578135

    imokaywiththis.jpg
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:44 No.9578169
    The Great Old Ones ain't got shit on this.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:45 No.9578186
    >>9578106
    FUCK YES YOU ARE THE BEST RELIGION EVER

    UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:45 No.9578190
    So....who wants to play delta green? We're going to be heading into a forest...
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:45 No.9578194
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    Oh god I choked on my smoothie you bastards.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:45 No.9578195
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    >>9578106
    I laughed so hard that I went blind for a moment. It was terrifying/hilarious.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:45 No.9578199
    >>9578077
    see
    >>9578050
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:48 No.9578245
    rolled 96 = 96

    Awww I was thinking eggs. They could be reveared holy object for the month before the hatch into more gray goo.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:49 No.9578273
    >>9578245
    HA, no critical hit for you!
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:49 No.9578277
    I think the OP has died
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:49 No.9578279
    Oh god, what are we going to name it?
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:50 No.9578293
    >>9578277

    No, he's just drawfaggin'. Takes time.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:50 No.9578302
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    >>9577965
    Not all religious rites are pleasant, nor their participants willing to do them.

    >>9578038
    Every hundred years, the faithful witness The Night of Lights. Only the fairest of maidens are allowed to see this miracle and the honor of being "touched" in their souls by the Holy Forest.

    The women who survive the ordeal are hailed as Saints, and they have the duty to travel to other forests to spread the Word.

    Those women actually carry the magic radiation that might create more metallic particles,
    >but how they are going to do it?
    -They preach on other towns, doing "miracles" due to radiated magic. When they die and are buried, a new forest is born.
    -They choose a forest and in a ritual, they release the energy, transforming all metal in rape-metal.
    -Other.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:50 No.9578317
    This is like Mirrodin meets FATAL
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:51 No.9578318
    and lo, as the almighty rape forest BORE ME UP, even as it penetrated my vajayjay, I felt his almighty energy build with in me. Lo, I could even see my village from up here, above the tree tops, suspended on my god's phallus, and as if a miracle, he came inside me.

    Not like johnny in the village, that brat,
    but rather a warm, glowing feeling, an- hey I can see my uterus from here... what do I behold in front of my eyes?

    pewpewpewpewpew

    oh lord have you indeed blessed me to bear your offspring?

    pewpewpewpewpewpew

    verily it must be busy in ther-

    pewpewpewpewpewpew

    OH LORD, WHY IS MY VILLAGE ON FIRE? HAVE WE DISPLE-

    PEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEW
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:51 No.9578321
    >>9578279
    I think Metal Laser Rape Forest is fine.

    I can picture it now, Rave HQ 24/7
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:51 No.9578323
    rolled 75 = 75

    >>9578302

    Pop music videos
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:51 No.9578328
    rolled 82 = 82

    >>9578302
    They explode after 3 months, and a huge radius around them becomes the offspring forest.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:51 No.9578335
    rolled 10 = 10

    >>9578302

    The God-Emperor of Mankind.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:51 No.9578337
    rolled 87 = 87

    >>9578318
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:51 No.9578339
    rolled 68 = 68

    >>9578302
    THE FIRST OPTION
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:52 No.9578342
    rolled 37 = 37

    >>9578302
    More Rape
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:52 No.9578345
    rolled 12 = 12

    >>9578302

    Maybe the women's bodies are turned INTO the goo and they become to new rape forest.

    They don't die, but their minds are imprinted on the sentience of the new rape forest.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:52 No.9578348
    I thought the reproducing by absorbing host's metal was cool. Metal from the host's cells is slowly accrued until "droplets" form. These droplets then exit the host in a painful way, possibly just flying out of the body. The host will probably be dead due to lack of metal in their body, though.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:52 No.9578353
    rolled 32 = 32

    >>9578302

    When they die, a forest grows where they are burried
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:52 No.9578355
    I am literally rolling on my floor, laughing.

    Oh /tg/, never change.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:52 No.9578357
    >>9578328
    oh god
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:53 No.9578367
    rolled 16 = 16

    >>9578337

    woot, giant high flying laser vagina light show!
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:53 No.9578376
    >>9578337
    >>9578328
    Whoever wins, we lose
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:54 No.9578391
    Someone archive this.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:54 No.9578392
    rolled 26 = 26

    >>9578337

    woot, giant high flying laser vagina light show!

    it was actually connected to

    >>9578050
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:55 No.9578403
    rolled 20 = 20

    Their brain is slowly replaced by the growing ferro-coral. This then grows and begins to grow outwards, cracking open their skulls as their heads "bloom."
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:55 No.9578414
    spent the last few minutes laughing uncontrollably..... I love you guys
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:55 No.9578420
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    ACCEPT LORD RAPE FOREST INTO YOUR HEART/VAGINA AND BEAR THE OFFSPRING INTO THE WORLD WITH THE POWER OF RAVE LIGHTS.

    MOURN NOT THE BLESSED, FOR THEY HAVE BEEN GIVEN A SACRED TASK. RATHER, CELEBRATE THEM AS THEY SPREAD THE HOLY SEED ACROSS ALL THE LAND AND, IN THEIR DEATH, BECOME ONE WITH LORD RAPE FOREST.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:55 No.9578426
    >>9578318
    DELTA GREEN
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:56 No.9578453
    rolled 90 = 90

    They cut off pieces of themselves and forcefeed it to dogs, which they then bury alive.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:57 No.9578462
    >>9578392
    But we have no proof! I dont mind either really, one is awesome the other is hilarious
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:57 No.9578474
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    >>9578337
    The text wasn't very specific, so I'll switch to:
    >>9578328
    The impregnated women have only 3 months to get to a fitting place. After that period, they will have a "transfiguration", ascending and becoming Holy Beings of Light (and shoot lasers from their vaginas)

    They explode, creating a forest in a radius of miles.

    Well, I think that settles reproduction. We are coming close to the end, so let's see the flavor things:

    >Those beings, were they came from?
    -outer space
    -another plane
    -the minds of horny teenagers.
    -other
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:58 No.9578487
    rolled 62 = 62

    >>9578474
    your mom
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:58 No.9578489
    rolled 5 = 5

    >>9578474

    Lady Gaga.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:58 No.9578493
    rolled 13 = 13

    >>9578474
    Someone spilled a bowl of magic on a leaf and a piece of carbon.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:59 No.9578497
    rolled 6 = 6

    Someone forgot to clean his aquarium.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:59 No.9578500
    rolled 22 = 22

    >>9578474
    They were crafted by a huve minded race of human size light bees that live in people's brains
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:59 No.9578501
    rolled 50 = 50

    >>9578474

    They came from an inter dimensional being that accidentally interfaced with a prototype nanomachine.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:59 No.9578503
    rolled 26 = 26

    >>9578474
    Rape tentacles from outer space.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:59 No.9578504
    rolled 6 = 6

    >>9578474
    An experiment gone wrong
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:59 No.9578506
    rolled 87 = 87

    >>9578474

    THE WARP.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:59 No.9578511
    rolled 35 = 35

    the plane of horny teenagers. duh. They are the raw, wet dream stuff of millions of asian men, addicted to tentacle porn and misogynists this creature was created by their combined mental frustration.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:59 No.9578512
    rolled 55 = 55

    vaginas, of course.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:59 No.9578521
    >>9578487
    huh.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:59 No.9578522
    rolled 5 = 5

    >>9578474

    A science experiment forged by the greatest minds in all of Japan.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:59 No.9578524
    >>9578487
    Are you fucking joking?
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:59 No.9578525
    >>9578487
    Well, this is awkward.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)01:00 No.9578530
    >>9578474
    Thread is too fast for "highest of first three" extend that to like 10 or something.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)01:00 No.9578531
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    >>9578487
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)01:00 No.9578533
    rolled 9 = 9

    >>9578474
    MORDOR
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)01:00 No.9578535
    rolled 57 = 57

    >>9578474

    From the void between times, they are the final evolution of the human race, a super sentient being of light who pass backwards through time to spread their seed.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)01:00 No.9578541
    rolled 20 = 20

    >>9578487

    CAN WE NOT VITO THAT? SERIOUSLY!

    >>9578500

    technically this one would be both. I say we combine them.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)01:00 No.9578548
    >>9578337
    Since the post that this refers to seems to have been intended for the predecessor, as it contains no real information clarifying the laser reproduction, I suggest that >>9578328
    is the proper winner.

    However, >>9578337 should still be an accurate description of the act itself.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)01:01 No.9578555
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    LORD RAPE FOREST LOVES ALL MANKIND. ONE DAY, ALL WILL JOIN HIM AS HE RETURNS TO YOUR MO...

    OH FUCK THIS.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)01:01 No.9578565
    >>9578531
    I think this 100% captures the two reactions /tg/ can have
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)01:02 No.9578580
    rolled 98 = 98

    >>9578531
    *BEEEEP*
    YOUR MOTHER
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)01:02 No.9578589
    rolled 28 = 28

    >>9578548

    he did both. They rise up, shoot vagina's, explode, and the radius and the lasers constitute new forests.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)01:03 No.9578607
    >>9578580
    THIS ONLY CONFIRMS IT.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)01:04 No.9578636
    I think this will be another case of combining

    OP's mom had a brush with the 4th demention in an experiment with nanobots
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)01:05 No.9578646
    rolled 83 = 83

    GIANT DICKS
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)01:05 No.9578648
    rolled 12 = 12

    >>9578636

    does the 4th dimension have bees?
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)01:05 No.9578674
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    >>9578501
    An interdimensional being interfaced with a prototype nanomachine. The resulting blast destroyed the area in a radius of miles, creating the first monster. The TWEEST of this setting is that this a post-apocalyptic earth, thousands of years in the future, where the only forests are rapists, and the religion considers them holy.

    >>9578487
    This it's technically true, since they come from exploding laser vaginas. The only women who survive the Night of Lights... are MILFs... your mon among them.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)01:05 No.9578675
    >>9578636
    well, sticking to the best two in the first five, you get sentient light bees from your mom's mind.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)01:06 No.9578684
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    >>9578487
    <-- the OP
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)01:06 No.9578691
    Let's go with the Daggerfall solution. All the origins are correct.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)01:07 No.9578721
    rolled 87 = 87

    >>9578636
    His extremely horny mom, obviously.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)01:08 No.9578730
    To be honest I saw we do this again. This was a lot of fun.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)01:08 No.9578740
    >>9578674

    Is that it, OP?
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)01:08 No.9578742
    >>9578674
    I hope you make more threads like this in the future
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)01:09 No.9578758
    rolled 21 = 21

    this thread is made of 50% awesome 50% win and 50% rape

    that 150% motherfuckers.
    >> OP 05/03/10(Mon)01:09 No.9578770
    >>9578730
    >>9578740
    Well, I gotta have some sleep, so I think we'll leave it at this.

    Until the next thread, see you again /tg/
    It's been fun.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)01:10 No.9578778
    >>9578758

    200% if you count the rage
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)01:10 No.9578779
    I'm not a drawfag, but I really want to make a thread like this sometime.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)01:10 No.9578799
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    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)01:11 No.9578809
    >>9578779
    Use stick figures or long descriptions.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)01:11 No.9578823
    >>9578809
    I'm thinking descriptions.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)01:12 No.9578841
    Archive this shit!
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)01:14 No.9578890
    http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/9577092/
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)01:17 No.9578950
    >>9578890

    Its current score is +2 after 2 votes.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)01:18 No.9578965
    >>9578890
    >>9578950
    And it was good
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)01:31 No.9579217
    WAIT WHAT IS ITS NAME?
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)01:36 No.9579314
    Yggdrasil, naturally
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)05:24 No.9581905
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    >>9579314
    Exdeath



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