Seek out your RABBIT HOMIES for more effective CHILLIN'.

Find MASK. Equip MASK. Steal CCTV CAMERAS!

At least make good quests, if they're going to be made.

Understand TORSION

Invade BADGERS

Go out drinking before the football game against Spain.

>>9945261
()()
(;.;) <oi! How's shit'nall 'round 'ere 'en?
(' ' )o

Found DIM JIM and "BUGGARY" FLOPPYKINS

Invite / fight / mug / other?

use your KNIFE to start STABBING MOTHERFUCKERS

Get them to go get masks and start stealing the CCTV Cameras!

I realize that this lifestyle is a dead end, then get on with my life in a productive manner, even managing to accomplish the act of speaking proper English like a proper adult.

How's that for a fantasy?

>EAST LONDON
Apply knife to wrists. Remember, along the length of the forearms, not across.

If you're lucky, someone will find your corpse and recycle it as kebab meat, thus allowing you to do something productive for society.

Apple and pear menacingly at your skin and blister.

>>9945373
INVITE.

Suggest alleviation of BOREDOM by indulging in SHENANIGANS, possibly ILLEGAL ones.

Stop having an alliterative name.

>>9945278
>>9945349
You now have a MASK, a BUSTED CCTV CAM and BARRY THE BADGER has JOINED THE TEAM

Shank somebody.
CCTV Cameras aren't there for crime prevention.

>>9945432
Entirely implausible.

Wait, why'd we bust the cameras? We could have sold them and gotten money for drugs, or a blackmarket gun.

Or a ticket out of England.

>>9945481

Time to hit the streets. Go to the nearest pub in town and get wasted together with Barry before embarking on your quest to repopulate the Bunny species.

Barry can watch.

>>9945383
>>9945409
>>9945450
you SMASH the CCTV CAM.
Your BOREDOM went DOWN
Your CRIMINAL LEVEL went UP

BUGGARY FLOPPYKINS has found a BOTTLE OF UNKNOWN LIQUID

>>9945678

DRINK IT

>>9945678
We need to find a large pipe!

>>9945715
And some hairspray!
All of this, actually:
A. Flint igniter (lantern lighter)
B. 4" PVC cleanout plug
C. 4" PVC fitting cleanout adapter
D. 4" PVC coupling
E. 4" x 24" PVC pipe
F. 2" x 4" PVC increaser reducer
G. 2" x 48" PVC pipe
H. PVC cleaner, primer, & cement
I. Sack of potatoes
J. Hair spray (aerosol)

>>9945736
And a drill, handsaw, and file!

>>9945551
The DOORMAN tells you to SOD OFF as he wants NONE OF YOU TYPES in THE PUB.

bluff / intimidate / attack / other

>>9945794
See:
>>9945757
>>9945736
It's time for a spud gun.

>>9945794
Intimidate him. Tell him I've got a brother in Iraq and that he owns a balashnikov rifle.

>>9945794
SHANK him in his MANCUNT.

>>9945698
You DRINK some UNKNOWN LIQUID
You feel DIZZY
You feel SICK
The DOORMAN is CONFUSED

Kick him in the groin.

>>9945877
>>9945838
You are too HAMMERED to MAKE SENSE
You FUMBLE and STAB him in the KNEE
The BOUNCER CALLS for HELP

>>9945976
VOMIT PROFUSELY all over the BEAR'S BLOODY KNEE.

PEACE it.

>>9945976
OH SHIT, LEG IT MATE
THE FUZZ'LL BE HERE IN A MINNIT

>>9946020
Puke first, then run. He'll get an infection.

>>9945715
>>9945736
>>9945757
>>9945827
>>9946042
THE CREW arrive with a SPUD GUN
THE BOUNCER FLEES in fear
You are feeling SHITFACED and HORNY

Your CRIMINAL LEVEL is WAY UP THERE

enter bar / look for a hiding place / hunt down bouncer / other

>>9946110
Tell the mates to deal with the pigs, then enter the bar to get your sex on.

Enter bar, rape someone in girls bathroom.

>>9946110
Enter bar with crew.

>>9946154
ENTER DIM JIM, VOMITING PROFUSELY.

bunny RAPE

>>9946137
>>9946147
>>9946154
BARRY agreed to STAY OUTSIDE with the SPUD GUN and ward off any possible COPS
DIM JIM has a bad feeling about this
BUGGARY FLOPPYKINS suggests one of them STAYS with BARRY, the other ACCOMPANIES YOU to find GIRLS

Dim Jim stays with Barry / Floppykins stays with Barry / ignore Floppykins and do other

>>9946282

DIM JIM stays with BARRY. Go RAPE some GIRLS.

QUERY; is knife a switchbalde?

if not then bunny fail

>>9946312
YOU and BUGGARY FLOPPYKINS burst into THE LADIES' ROOM
There are no GIRLS in here at the moment

sit and wait / go look elsewhere / other

>>9946312

This. Also, get some guns.

>>9946433

FIND and RAPE GIRLS, find AUTOMATIC GUNS.

>>9946443
>>9946435
>Guns
>England

>>9946435
>>9946443
You LOCATED and RAPED a GIRL
Meanwhile, BUGGARY FLOPPYKINS bought you a SWITCHBLADE and an AUTOMATIC GUN

HORNY went down SLIGHTLY
CRIMINAL LEVEL got EVEN WORSE
YOU no longer FEEL SICK

FUCK BITCHES. SMOKE WEED.

>>9946589

Knock over a convenience store, then hide out. Take the bitch with us.

Also PURCHASE and SMOKE WEED.

>>9946596
>>9946610
>>9946628
You ROB a CORNER STORE, BUY WEED and go to the HIDEOUT.

YOU, BUGGARY FLOPPYKINS and DIM JIM SMOKE the WEED
BARRY DRINKS some CHEAP BOOZE he STOLE and PASSES OUT
BITCH sits in the corner

A PEDESTRIAN LOOKS IN
Try to stay quiet / chase after him / other

>>9946796

Use a SPUD to SILENCE the AUTOMATIC GUN then POP A CAP IN the PEDESTRIAN'S ASS

>>9946796
Other: Tackle him and nick his coat.

SHANK the GUV with the SWITCHBLADE.

SELL his ORGANS.

>>9946816
You SHOOT the PEDESTRIAN in the ASS
The bullet EXITS through his GROIN
The PEDESTRIAN is still ALIVE

finish him off / other

>>9946934
Grope tenderly.

>>9946934

FINISH him. HARVEST his ORGANS. SELL them on the BLACK MARKET.

RAPE BITCH again.

>>9946845
>>9946853
You SHANK the PEDESTRIAN and HARVEst his ORGANS
You also TAKE his BITCHIN' COAT

BUGGARY FLOPPYKINS isn't too happy about this
BITCH is sitting quiet in the corner
BARRY threw up on the floor in his sleep
DIM JIM doesn't have an opinnion about this issue

What the fuck is a rabbit?

>>9947043

Ask what BUGGARY wants to do.

Best thread /tg/ has had in a long, long while

>>9947043
Wait, the bouncer got away; and all the crew's now inside pissed out of their minds with no-one on lookout?

Cops are going to be SHANKING you, Rowdy mate.

>>9947068
>>9946978
BUGGARY suggests you STASH the BODIES and FIND a NEW HIDEOUT then LAY LOW for a while

DIM JIM thinks BUGGARY is a BIG PUSSY and that there is no real danger here

BITCH is starting to accept her fate and kinda likes it now

BARRY isn't looking too great

Listen to Buggary / listen to Dim Jim / Other

>>9947160
Go visit Scotland until the heat dies down. You'll fit right in.

>>9947160
...Check on Barry. Make sure he didn't choke on his own vomit.

>>9947160
I love how they're having a mild conversation with a side of casual rape.

>>9947160

Stare down Barry.

>>9947160
>>9947233
TO SCOTLAND

WE'LL DON KILTS

KILTS SHALL ALLOW BITCH EASY ACCESS TO OUR GENITALS WITH HER MOUTH

>>9947160
Go to the red-light district find a prostitute and force her to work for you.

SELL ORGANS, get NEW HIDE OUT, buy MORE WEED, turn BITCH into HO.

CHECK on BARRY, make sure he isn't DEAD, or DYING.

>>9947237
>>9947253
>>9947312
You suspect BARRY might have some sort of POISONING from the CHEAP BOOZE.
He can't MOVE or TALK, and might DIE without a DOCTOR.

>>9947160
Sell the bodies piecemeal as pork to poor colored people and/or the French.

Hop across the Chunnel and hide amongst the Muslims. As Christian Evangelicals.

eat bitch sell barry buy organs fuck weed

BURN the BODIES and the CURRENT HIDE OUT.

>>9947346
Oh bugger. STOOPID BADGER CREATURE

We'll ditch his body at the local hospital. We're going to take our bodies with us to Scotland to sell.

>>9947346

TAKE BARRY to the ER.

>>9947346
Harvest his organs.

>>9947295
>>9947361
>>9947379

Do these

>>9947346
DAMMIT YOU BUGGER
We're going to have to drag his ass to the hospital. Bring the organs we harvested. We can sell thim to shady doctors.

>>9947424
This. If we're going to sell those organs anywhere other than a Muslim butchery, a hospital may well be it.

>>9947363
He might rat us out, though...

>>9947346
MOLEST BARRY then MAKE BITCH WATCH so that she becomes CONFUSED and FEELS AWKWARD.

>>9947493
HE CAN JOIN US WHEN HE'S BETTER AND WE'LL GIVE HIM HIS CUT

THIS NIGGER BETTER HAVE SOME DAMN INSURANCE CARDS IN HIS POCKET

>>9947511
We're in Albion, Jim. They dun have "in-sure-ants".

Dey gots dis "socialist medicine". IT'S ALL FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>9947295
>>9947348
>>9947361
>>9947363
>>9947379
You CALL for an AMBULANCE and DUMP BARRY outsdie before you BURN the HIDEOUT

You take the ORGANS with you

BUGGARY says he has arranged a meeting with a BUYER to SELL the ORGANS for CASH

DIM JIM thinks it might be a TRAP

Go meet the buyer / Tell the buyer to meet you at another location / other

>>9947589

If DIM JIM thinks it's a TRAP, have HIM go SELL the ORGANS.

>>9947589
Meet the BUYER. AMBUSH the BUYER with the other MATES.

THREATEN to GANG-SODOMIZE the BUYER unless they give us a good, but definately reasonable-to-both-parties DEAL on our ORGANS.

Then SODOMIZE our BITCH. TRIPLE-ANAL with the other RABBITS.

>>9947589
When you say trap...

>>9947623
DIM JIM says he is too scared to go alone, and that he's sorry for upsetting you

>>9947669

GIVE DIM JIM a J and TELL HIM to CHILLAX.

Go MEET THE BUYER, have BUGGARY cover with AUTOMATIC GUN.

>>9947669
Rub DIM JIM'S ASS. Make him UNCOMFORTABLE.

>>9947669
LICK HIS FACE

HIS TASTE IS THE TASTE OF GREASY COWARDICE and malt vinegar from lunch

>imokaywiththis.jpg

>>9947632
>SODOMIZE our BITCH. TRIPLE-ANAL with the other RABBITS.
oh dear god this
tear her anus apart with our lust
she'll love it

>>9947669
>DIM JIM says he is too scared to go alone
>too scared to go alone
OH THAT IS IT
WE AIN'T GONNA HAVE NO TOSSERS WITH US
SODOMIZE HIM

>>9947747
>>9947689

These.

>this thread's posts as of late
>SODOMY SODOMY SODOMY SODOMY
>sodomy
>SODOMY SODOMY SODOMY
>drugs
>SODOMY
Only in Britain.

>>9947781

We ain't gay, ya git.

>>9947632
>>9947632
>>9947689
You meet the BUYER
On the way there you AMBUSH his GOON
The BUYER is intimidated by your skills and gives you GOOD CASH for the organs

You FACE-RAPE BITCH just to PROVE A POINT.

>>9947887

Find NEW HIDE OUT, BUY MORE WEED AND GUNS, Turn BITCH into HO.

>>9947887
Offer the BUYER a session with BITCH if he is so inclined.

>>9947887
This has been a good DEAL. Offer the BUYER something he cannot refuse.

QUADRUPLE-ANAL with BITCH.

>>9947887
You know what we should do now?
To secure a good relationship with the Buyer, let's all gangbang BITCH in the bum.
AT ONCE.

>>9947887
Is BITCH particularly pretty or sexy? Because we should be getting a new BITCH if she's not.

>>9947887
Squeeze the BUYER'S ass. Make him UNCOMFORTABLE.

>>9947887
quad-anal BITCH

she's been a good girl as of late she deserves it

>>9948003

This is why we turn BITCH into HO and turn a PROFIT.

>>9947887
Sell him his GOON'S organs too. After cleanly and methodically harvesting them in a sterile and consummately-professional manner.

>>9947781
>>9947713
>>9947692
You tell DIM JIM to GET HIS SHIT TOGETHER and then grope him.
DIM JIM is DISTURBED
BUGGERY is CONFUSED
BITCH is TURNED ON

>>9947887
...Our buyer's a FOX. WHAT THE CUNT?

>>9948049
Sex up bitch. Invite others.

Tell BITCH to blow DIM JIM, while I watch.

>>9948041
>>9948031
>>9948026
>>9947915

These. Also, no more groping dudes. That ain't us.

>>9948049
NOW

ALL OF US

INCLUDING THE BUYER

HAVE ANAL SEX WITH BITCH

AT THE SAME TIME

NOTHING SAYS FUN

LIKE YOUR DICK FEELING THREE OTHERS AT THE SAME TIME

UP A KIDNAPPED GIRL'S ANUS

>>9948124
it was funny though

i lol'd

>>9947966
>>9947982
>>9947992
>>9948026
>>9948041
The BUYER is most pleased with your offering, and pays EXTRA. He also gives you his NUMBER.

>>9948142
Welp. That's done.

OFF TO SCOTLAND

>>9948171
TO SCOTLAND!

Particularly, Glasgow.

>>9948171
Once in Scotland, we should masquerade as a group of low-born chefs with hearts of gold so that we get on the Food Network.

>>9948171
SCOTLAND
WE SHALL WEAR KILTS
Also, get BITCH some PREPARATION H.

Seems she's going to need it. AFTER TAKING FOUR DICKS UP HER BUTT.

>>9948142

BUY more WEED and GUNS, head to SCOTLAND, turn BITCH into HO and PIMP HER ASS.

Give DIM JIM a J to MELLOW HIS ASS OUT.

Also NO MORE GAY SHIT.

>>9948049
OH DEAR GOD

I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING

>>9948003
BITCH is average looking, buy young and fresh. She is also quiet. You are not sure if she is smart or not.

>>9948049
I like where this is awkwardly going.

>>9948208

This.

>>9948248
I think she's not too bright.

She DID just take four cocks up her bum.

Let's pimp her out.

>>9948171
TO SCOTLAND GODDAMMIT
THERE WE SHALL BECOME AS GODS

>>9948171
When we go, we had better play that odd log-tossing game with the lads on a lazy Sunday afternoon.

>>9948248
Let's sell her to Muslims in Dubai.

>>9948378
THAT'S BRILLIANT
TO MUSLIM-LAND BOYS

>>9948199
>>9948187
>>9948184
>>9948171

>>9948392
>TO MUSLIM-LAND

So...we're hopping the Chunnel to France, then?

>>9948208

>>9948401
Figure out what is kept in those damn waist pouches above our crotches.

>>9948401
FIRST THINGS FIRST

WE HAVE TO PLAY THE LOG-THROWING GAME

>>9948401
CELEBRATORY BITCH RAPE-TIEM

Find out what happened to BARRY. PIMP BITCH, Buy WEED and GUNS.

>>9948208
>>9948413
>>9948261
ALRIGHT
THAT'S IT
NO MORE WHINY HOMOPHOBES

WE'RE NOT WEARING UNDERWEAR UNDERNEATH OUR KILT ANYMORE
NONE OF US

WHAT NOW YOU HOMOPHOBIC COWARDS?

>>9948487

>>9948487
Is it safe to go commando in Scotland?
These kilts make me nervous.
Makes us a little bit too "easy access" to anal bandits.
As are won't to roam about Scotland.

>>9948056
And we're a RABBIT.
Now, where can we find a CAT and an ELDRITCH ABOMBINATION at this hour?

>>9948487
Let's go buy man-thongs the next time we're in France.

>>9948401
Triple-anal BITCH in celebration of getting to Scotland safely.

>>9948401
Let's make BITCH give us all blowjobs.

AT ONCE.

KILTS ARE EASY ACCESS.

>>9948549
Nonono, she's OUR bitch, we shouldn't ruin her. One hole for each is fine.

Now, find SOMEONE ELSE'S bitch, and RUIN THAT ONE!

>>9948208
You get more WEED
There are no GUNS in Scotland so instead you end up with a COLD STEEL TWO-HANDED GREATSWORD.
BITCH doesn't look too good as a HO

>>9948588
We already quadruple-anal'd bitch with the BUYER.

She has the anal circumference of a soda bottle now. She can take three cocks without thinking.

>>9948609
Add FIRE to COLD STEEL TWO-HANDED GREATSWORD.
Get HOT STEEL TWO-HANDED GREATSWORD.

We never quad-analed her, guys.

Also, if bitch ain't no ho, then tell her to MAKE ME A SANDWICH.

>>9948645
>We never quad-analed her, guys.

THEN WE SHOULD FIND ANOTHER MATE, AND GO ABOUT THAT THIS INSTANT

>>9948645
>We never quad-analed her, guys.
You tell dirty lies and your post displeases me greatly.

>>9948609
Well then BITCH had better work extra hard to be a better HO.

After shit has DIED DOWN, go back for BARRY.

We need to GO to GLASGOW and DRINK IRN-BRU, BUCKY and GIVE SOME NEDS A RIGHT KICKING.

>>9948704
We'll get Barry, hope his insurance covered his alcohol poisoning, then proceed to quad-anal HO again.

>>9948733
This is the UK; we have the NHS here. FREE HEALTHCARE!

>>9948487
>>9948462
>>9948549
>>9948561
While BITCH handles you, BUGGERY makes a call to BUYER to go check on BARRY.

DIM JIM suggest you go toss logs
BUGGERY suggests you find a new hideout first

Go toss logs / find hideout / other

>>9948801

Find Hide out, toss logs, then toss the bitch's salad.

>>9948858
Seconded. Make bitch cum till she passes out.

This is the soundtrack to this thread.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POiV3zrGSl4

>>9948858
>>9948997
You locate a NEW HIDEOUT but it's populated by A RIVAL GANG led by ONLY-HALF-THERE ANGUS

pay them for the hideout / fight / try to scare them off

>>9949037

Ask them to join us, if not, SPRAY THEM DOWN WITH AUTOMATIC GUN.

>>9949037
LOG-TOSS FOR BOTH HIDEOUTS

WINNERS ABSORBS THE LOWER GANG

>>9949115
Oh fuck yes.
We must LOG TOSS to the finish.

Do this all over the bag of weed we bought. Good times.

>>9949115
ANGUS ACCEPTS
You are no match for him in round #1
As a final secret weapon you DRINK the rest of the UNKNOWN LIQUID
YOU feel STRONG
YOU feel WASTED

You WIN the CABER TOSS.

ONLY-HALF-THERE ANGUS has JOINED THE CREW
5 ANGUS GOONS have JOINED THE CREW

>>9949037
Log-toss game for the hideouts.

Losers have to be our bitches.

>>9949237

Smoke the rest of the WEED, gang bang BITCH with CREW.

>>9949237
This obviously means we must ULTIMATE-ANAL BITCH
EVERYBODY IN THE HOLE

>>9949237
6+our three
NINE-COCK ANAL FOR BITCH

oh dude we have to to record it and sell it

before it's too l ate, requesting archive. Haven't laughed this much the whole week

>boobs just because

>>9949249
>>9949325
>>9949340

All of these.

>>9949325
>>9949340
Bitch isn't really going to have a usable anus after this.
oh well

Before you can get to banging BITCH, BUYER calls from London.

BARRY's LIVER is FAILING. He needs a TRANSPLANT, but BUYER has no BADGER LIVERS, as not many are strong enough to kill BADGERS.

BARRY has a BROTHER in GLASGOW who sould be a match for the transplant, but the BROTHER is not an organ donor.

get Barry a new liver / let Barry die and focus on your own plans

>>9949325
>>9949340
THAT'S IT!
IF BITCH ISN'T GOING TO BE A GOOD HO, SHE CAN BE A GOOD AMATEUR PORNSTAR
"NINE-COCK BITCH" WILL BE HER HANDLE!

>>9949392

GANG BANG CAN WAIT. FUCKING SAVE BARRY.

>>9949392
Uh... Would Barry be okay if we, you know...kill his brother and harvest his organs?

Let's just find a random Scottish badger.

It's his liver that is failing, the only regenerating organ in the body, get some from his brother without killing him...yiff buyer

Save barry!

>>9949440
That's true.

Let's go much his brother fhor half of his organ.

That's all Barry needs.

>>9949414
BUYER checked his background - their parents divorced when the kids were little, he doubt Barry would mind that hard.
However, BARRY'S BROTHER is an international martial arts expert who trained under CHUCK WALRUS for years

risk infecting Barry and take down a random badger / go after Barry's brother / let Barry die

HEY
READ THIS VVVVVVVVVV

How might one go about archiving or voting to archive this hurr sexy thread?

>>9949392
go kidnap his brother
knock him out
harvest half of his liver
bring to Barry
heal Barry
Get him and the Buyer
11-COCK ANAL SEX BITCH

>>9949497
Kill his brother and take his liver, eat his heart for ourselves and gain his power.

MMA pro ain't got nothing on AUTOMATIC GUN.

I say we try to party up Barry's brother, then when he's passed out, harvest the liver sterile and clean and get it to barry.

Or ask.

Or shoot him, all options work. Just need to SAVE BARRY.

>>9949523
This.
>>9949509
I'll do it when we start Autosaging.

>>9949497
Barry's brother still is not CHUCK WALRUS himself. Let's go just calmly ASK for half of his liver.

he won't die from it. And he'll be fine in about six months. And him and Barry will be fine and dandy.

>>9949557

You don't need to, this is already archived.

>>9949598

Was just on it, ty. Voted +.

>>9949523
So the point of this quest is basically to shove as many cocks in her ass as we can, right?

>>9949626
YYYES!

>>9949626
Has the elevator reached the top floor?

INDEED IT IS!

This... is the best fucking thread I have ever read...

Confuse.

Really confuse.

FOR BARRY!

On your way to BARRY'S BROTHER'S HOUSE, ONLY-HALF-THERE ANGUS tells you stories of past gangs he has faced

>>9949626
At this point, it's just getting excessive. It's gone past awesome and looped around to dumb.

>>9949633
So... Why don't we make like, a lemonade type thing... except instead of lemonade, they sodomize our bitch?

>>9949718

Record said information, continue SAVING BARRY.

BUMPAN

>>9949737

You arrive at BARRY'S BROTHER'S HOUSE.
It is built from BRICKS his former opponents shat.
He is so hardcore I have to draw him with a thicker outline.

talk to him / jump him / let Barry die

>>9949864

Talk to him, if non compliant, shoot him with AUTOMATIC GUN.

>>9949895
This, definitely.

>>9949895
>>9949921
BROTHER is not pleased that chav-types are on his lawn.
He states he doesn't care about his unmanly faggot brother.

WAS THERE ANYTHING ELSE Y/N?

>>9950057

SHOOT HIM IN THE HEAD. SHOOT HIM IN THE HEAD.

HAVE THESE GITS OPEN FIRE WITH AUTOMATIC GUN AND SPUD GUN.

Also don't hit the liver.

>>9950057
Prep COOLER for WHOLE FUCKING LIVER.

Kill asshole and harvest WHOLE FUCKING LIVER.

>>9950070
>>9950083
Blowing BROTHER's head off seems to have just ticked him off

back off and let Barry die / make up a plan FAST

>>9950202
QUICK! SHOVE A POTATO DOWN HIS WINDPIPE TO SUFFOCATE HIM!

KILL BROTHER with AUTOMATIC GUN and HARVEST LIVER

>>9950202

take off his legs and arms, then harvest WHOLE FUCKING LIVER.

>>9950202
MOB BROTHER, RESTRAIN LIMBS

>>9950202
Offer BROTHER a session with BITCH in exchange for half of his liver.
Her anus can definately take his manly badgercock.
A factor in women he must be surely sore for.

>>9950278
...That's a good idea.

If we can't reason with him with brotherly love, we can appeal to his BLUE BADGER BALLS.

>>9950278
do it

>>9950219
>>9950223
As BROTHER strugles to remove the potato, ONLY-HALF-THERE ANGUS cuts out the LIVER and puts in in the COOLER

finish him off / get to Barry ASAP / Other

>>9950350
FLEE, WHILE HE'S CONFUSED. I'M CERTAIN HE WON'T TAKE HIS HORRIFIC VENGEANCE UPON US AT A LATER DATE!

>>9950350

FINISH HIM by RIPPING OUT HIS SPINE.

>>9950278
OH BITCH
WILL YOU NEVER STOP BEING USEFUL
with your anus

>>9950390
OH HELL

WE MAY AS WELL TEAR HIM TO BITS AND HARVEST HIS OTHER ORGANS

>>9950375
>>9950390
You hastily TEAR OUT BROTHER'S SPINE and FLEE.

You got the TRANSPLANT LIVER
You got BROTHER'S SPINE

call for a ride from Buyer / send liver to Buyer / other

>>9950523

Call and ask him whatever's faster. We gotta STEP ON IT to SAVE BARRY.

Also, turn SPINE into BONG and SMOKE WEED OUT OF IT after we SAVE BARRY. Then have a Compton gang bang on BITCH.

>>9950523
SAVE BARRY SO ALL OF US CAN GET TO SUPER ANAL-SEXING BITCH

NEW GANG+OLD GANG+BARRY+BUYER = 11 COCKS
UP HER BUTT

>>9950572
>>9950590

These two. Epic smoke out + 11 man ass bang.

> This thread
> Knife stuff, get drunk, anal sex
> get drunk, anal sex, anal sex
> anal sex, anal sex, anal sex
> Go to Scotland
> AnalAnalAnalAnalAnalAnal

Now I'm not saying these are BAD directions for a quest thread.....but I'm sensing a distinct lack of creativity here.

>>9950668

Why do you think it hasn't happened yet?

>>9950668
Mainly because we have not been actually satisfied in our incessant requests for anal here.

JUST DO IT AND GET IT OVER WITH
WE ALREADY MOLESTED DIM JIM
SEE HOW THAT MADE THE GAY REQUESTS GO AWAY

NOW
STUFF ALL ELEVEN COCKS INTO BITCH AT ONCE

>>9950668
What? Everybody wants anal, but OP isn't putting out. As it were.

>>9950572
>>9950590
BUYER had a PRIVATE AIRCRAFT ready for you.
You'll reach London well in time to save BARRY if all goes according to pl-

>>9950724
OH FUCK DAMMIT
PLOT DERAILS SUCK
IS A MUSLIM HIJACKING OUR DAMN PLANE?

>>9950724

wat.

>>9950710
How would that even work?

>>9950724
Without the additional weight of his SOLID NINTENDIUM SPINE, BROTHER is now able to FLY.

AND HE IS PREPARED TO PUNCH YOU OUT OF THE AIR

>>9950753

Don't worry, this is a British plane we just punch them out when the try and pull shenanigans like that.

>>9950771
Hit him with his spine.

>>9950771

Rather not surrender AWESOME SPINE BONG but, if we must, DO WHATEVER IT TAKES TO GET TO BARRY.

>>9950788
BROTHER seems to be FUELED WITH RAGE
Beating him like this will take too long

>>9950771
TELL HIM THAT PREVENTING AN EPIC RESCUE CULMINATING IN 11-COCKS-AT-ONCE-ANAL IS NOT MANLY
NOT MANLY AT ALL
it is his anathema

Offer him the chance to be the 12TH cock up BITCH's ass if he stops, and instead aids us.

>>9950843
Form a human chain and use it to plant BITCH's ass on his rage-boner!

>>9950863
DO IT

Do a BARREL ROLL.

>>9950863
>>9950863
>>9950863

This is our only hope

>>9950863
Your logic is unbreakable and BROTHER yields

BARRY'S BROTHER had joined THE CREW

QUICK WE MUST SAVE BARRY, THEN SMOKE WEED OUT OF THE SPINE, THEN 12 COCKS UP BITCHES ASS.

It MUST be DONE.

>>9950973
I laugh at the luck of Bitch's anus.

OKAY! TO BARRY!

>>9951004
YES

YES YES YES

YEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

>>9951004
Smoke weed.
Everyday.
Like an East London tosser.

And so, BARRY was saved.
He was very moved by the fact that people he had only knows for one night of drinking cared that much about him.

>>9950973
why are his legs so skinny if the rest of his body is so manly?
also inquire BITCH as to how she feels about her impending 12-cock omega-anal

>>9951167

Smoke WEED out of BROTHER'S SPINE, then 12 DICKS in BITCH'S ASS.

/goodend.

>>9951167
Do the BADGER BADGER BADGER dance in celebration!!!

http://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com/

>>9951167
Oh good. Now it's time for the 12-cock ass-reaming. I wonder if our bitch will survive?

>>9951207
And I mean everybody. The whole damn crew.

>>9951167
He was pretty cool for drinking what was apparently gasoline in a bottle.
Let's give him a Red Bull, and it's off we all go into BITCH's anus.

>>9951167
HOORAY!

IT'S TIME TO CELEBRATE

Also, remember record all twelve of us ramming BITCH at the same time.

That sort of depraved porn will make us millions on the market.

>>9951167
YAY BARRY

>>9951167
12-cocks into BITCH's butt, and remember to record it.
Proceed to sell the movie through the BUYER.
Become famous porn directors/actors.

Well I missed a goof 5 hours of sleep and gor carpal tunnel but hey, enjoy.

This was a fucking awesome little adventure. Feel free to come back any time if you want to continue this or do something else.

>>9951525
HOORAY
THIS HAS BEEN AWESOME

>>9951525

SCRIPTARIUS?!

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>9951525
HOW DO YOU LIKE IT BITCH?

>>9951525
I don't believe you're Scripty. He doesn't have a tablet probably.

And he's not a dirty tripfag, so you could be anyone.

>>9951525
Yay! Thanks OP-
>Scriptarius
SWEET JEEEEESUUUUSSSS

Who is Paragon Scriptarius?

>>9951582
I can timestamp a photo for you.
Do you need a shoe on head or something else extra?

>>9951662
Scriptarious, you just became 10x more awesome.

Now with shoe and quick pencil doodle

>>9951662
>something else extra?
...Twelve dicks in your ass?

>>9952267
I'd really rather not. I'm not that much into anal anyway.

Well played, Scriptarus.

Well played indeed.

I'm going to bump this... for NO REASON!