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    87 KB Anonymous 05/21/10(Fri)11:29 No.9961359  
    Man, /tg/, I just got back from work and sat down and went to post in a sweet orc thread and got told that the fucking naga from next door ate my fucking cat.

    What the fuck.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/10(Fri)11:31 No.9961393
    I feel that there is some critical information missing from OP.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/10(Fri)11:31 No.9961396
    Do you have some kind of pedophile drugdealer neighbor?
    >> Kate, dryad 05/21/10(Fri)11:31 No.9961397
    Um, Lamias don't eat cats. Sharkashier wouldn't!
    >> Anonymous 05/21/10(Fri)11:32 No.9961401
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    >> Anonymous 05/21/10(Fri)11:32 No.9961411
    Was it a cute naga?
    >> Anonymous 05/21/10(Fri)11:33 No.9961422
    It was a giant fuckoff snake with the torso of a middle-aged lawyer, what the fuck do you think?
    >> Anonymous 05/21/10(Fri)11:37 No.9961464
    In before White Flame.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/10(Fri)11:39 No.9961491
    That's fucking racism, man. Naga, Lamia, whatever you want to call them, don't eat cats. One of those Anti-Mythic, humans-only organisations probably killed your cat and blamed it on her.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/10(Fri)11:39 No.9961496
    Maybe you should've had a cat that DIDN'T GET EATEN.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/10(Fri)11:40 No.9961512
    Well on reflection it seems so simple.

    Pretty sure a human wouldn't shit out a neat globe of half-digested bone and put it on my fucking doorstep.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/10(Fri)11:41 No.9961514
    That is what you get for letting the cat go outside. They are murder on local wildlife and their numbers are not dependent on prey populations.
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    >> Anonymous 05/21/10(Fri)11:43 No.9961544
    ...but you said someone told you it happened. If you found it on your doorstep, you wouldn't need telling, would you?

    Your story is bullshit. Take your prejudice and GTFO.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/10(Fri)11:44 No.9961571
    Around nagas,
    Never relax.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/10(Fri)11:45 No.9961577
    >Bawwww, someone is accurately reporting the behavior of the rabid animals we let into the burbs, bawwww.

    Go back to suckling at the teat of your precious liberal media.
    >> S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 05/21/10(Fri)11:46 No.9961588
    That cat deserve to get eaten.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/10(Fri)11:47 No.9961603

    I was wondering when you'd show up to say that.

    >> Anonymous 05/21/10(Fri)11:48 No.9961612
    Except his story doesn't make any sense. Even if it WAS true, what does it prove? That some Mythics are spiteful cunts, just like some humans are?
    >> Anonymous 05/21/10(Fri)11:48 No.9961614
    I was at work, my parter found it. Called the police, but of course they're too edgy about 'racial issues' to fucking do anything.
    >> S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 05/21/10(Fri)11:48 No.9961616
    Bah. I'm going back to sleep.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/10(Fri)11:48 No.9961618
    This is why me and a few friends from the outer planes got together and formed the Rakshasa Defence League. Basically, if you hurt felines we come kill you and devour your soul.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/10(Fri)11:49 No.9961627
    See >>9961612

    They're violent animals, nothing more.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/10(Fri)11:49 No.9961641
    To be honest, we just use it as an excuse to devour souls, so I don't really care. Rakshasa Rakshasa!
    >> Anonymous 05/21/10(Fri)11:51 No.9961663
    Naga are stupid. All monsters are stupid. Who release them into our world anyway?
    >> Anonymous 05/21/10(Fri)11:51 No.9961671
    The far left.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/10(Fri)11:53 No.9961689
    >Rabid animals.

    There's this Arachne girl on our street. She's really sweet, spends her weekends making clothes for people since she doesn't earn a lot. Never complains though.

    A bunch of you thugs jumped her a few days ago. Flipped her over and broke half her legs before we chased them off.

    I don't know who the monsters are, but it certainly isn't the Mythics.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/10(Fri)11:55 No.9961713
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    Look, I was hungry, I'll get you another cat, alright?
    >> Anonymous 05/21/10(Fri)11:56 No.9961729
    go back to your porn
    >> Anonymous 05/21/10(Fri)11:56 No.9961730
    What, do Snacks&Scales offer takeout now?
    >> Anonymous 05/21/10(Fri)11:57 No.9961741
    For the record, I'd fuckin' eat any cat that shits in my garden.

    Not that they do. The fuckers have learnt by now.

    And not that cat tastes good. Too fuckin' stringy, you know? The shit I do just to teach someone a lesson.
    >> Nameless 05/21/10(Fri)11:58 No.9961757
    Humans did. We created them from dreams and nightmares, from tales told around the hearth at night and the shapes we see in morning mist.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/10(Fri)12:00 No.9961781
    The Knight Kombat Klub is looking for member to defend humanity against these demon
    >> Anonymous 05/21/10(Fri)12:01 No.9961792
    Fuck no, we have this thing called 'evolution' now. It's been around for a while.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/10(Fri)12:01 No.9961797

    Didn't they teach you this in school? The LHC detonation? Blasted a hole between our world and a parallel universe. I don't understand the science, but a whole bunch of people from that universe got stranded here before the hole sealed up again.

    It's not like we could just force them into camps, or kill them all. They're intellegent, sentient creatures.
    >> Fucking Liar 05/21/10(Fri)12:02 No.9961801
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    Probably should have kept the cat inside, in retrospect.

    but oh well, it happens.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/10(Fri)12:02 No.9961809
    you're pretty fanatical about the whole cat hatred thing
    >> Anonymous 05/21/10(Fri)12:02 No.9961810
    Fucking liberal media coverup.

    I suppose the photos of the mythic assault aircraft were faked? The evidence of LHC sabotage concocted from thin air?

    You make me sick.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/10(Fri)12:03 No.9961812
    >It's not like we could just force them into camps,
    Or can we...
    >> Nameless 05/21/10(Fri)12:03 No.9961824
    Yes, but we also have this thing called 'myth.' Hence, 'Mythics.'
    >> Anonymous 05/21/10(Fri)12:06 No.9961874
    Oh, go put your tinfoil hat back on. You lunatic conspiracy theorists are a joke. What, are you going to start blaming the Mythics for 9/11 next?
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    >> S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 05/21/10(Fri)12:07 No.9961890
    I SWEAR UPON THE GRAVES OF MY PETS THAT I WILL AVENGE THEM. But yeah I hate cats to the core of heart (If I even have a heart)
    >> Anonymous 05/21/10(Fri)12:08 No.9961907

    YOu know it's fucking racists like you that make me keep a gun... fucking Knights, trying to beat the shit out of my wife and daughter.

    Yes she's an orc, no I don't give two shits about your HUmanity (we have small dicks) Fuck yeah, green ass is best.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/10(Fri)12:10 No.9961924
    Yeah. Government dragons. That were rigged in the basement to torch the supports?

    There's no way they can flame that hot. I mean, fuck. You need something like a large fuckin' plane to make that sort of mess.

    Trust me on the dragon thing, too. I lived with one of the fuckers for two years. The best that guy managed was lighting the damn barbecue.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/10(Fri)12:10 No.9961933
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    What sort of pets are acceptable? Fish?
    >> Anonymous 05/21/10(Fri)12:11 No.9961942
    fuck you, those things are tempramental.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/10(Fri)12:12 No.9961951
    Bullshit. Those supports were blown out by fucktarded Knight of Humanity members who wanted a racial war, everyone knows that.
    >> S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 05/21/10(Fri)12:12 No.9961955
    I keep all kind of pets. Never had trouble with any of them.
    Dogs, Fish, Rats, Hamsters, Birds and etc. BUT I HATE CAT. Except that one kitten that stay in my basement.

    Also cute fish.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/10(Fri)12:13 No.9961974
    Preach it, brother. I'm just glad these morons are still a tiny minority. Heard a few of them are trying to reorganise into something more legit and run for government, like the old BNP in Britain did. Hope none of them get in.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/10(Fri)12:14 No.9961986
    >derp herp Knights would attack their main base of financial operations
    Do some fucking research, tard.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/10(Fri)12:15 No.9962012
    How old was he? I went to a high school, very expensive, very prestigious. Very racist too, but a drake was admitted because his parents agreed to pay 20 times the usual fee. I saw his dad flame once and... Jesus Christ. It melted everything.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/10(Fri)12:16 No.9962016
    I wouldn't put it past them, to be honest.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/10(Fri)12:16 No.9962026
    Hey, I still have most of my damn fur. Not being scorched every time the bastard burped is a damn blessing.

    That's retarded. Even if they did they've lost given all the other shit that's happened.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/10(Fri)12:17 No.9962036
    People underestimate how much skill it takes to keep a flame low enough to not fuck shit up and hot enough to come out as something other than damp gas.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/10(Fri)12:17 No.9962039
    Man, I have like eight cats.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/10(Fri)12:18 No.9962046
    Blah blah, they found the bodies tard... oh wait I forgot liberal media, run by Knights members.

    Eh they're smaller than the Libertarian party, besides aside from the few truely fucktarded mythics (like the Naga and Raks above) most mythics just want to be left alone, and some are damn fine, orcs, goblins, goo-girls... yeah I tried them all way back when, but damn if I like tusks.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/10(Fri)12:18 No.9962049
    You realize that the correct term is 'specist', yes?
    >> Anonymous 05/21/10(Fri)12:19 No.9962062
    I'm not a damn herpetologist or whatever, Might have been about my age, I guess? Seemed it.

    Couldn't hold his drink, either. And he outweighs me by a couple of hundred pounds. I mean, shit.

    Fun guy to be around, though. Hilarious when he was wasted.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/10(Fri)12:19 No.9962066
    >liberal media
    >run by a militant anti-integration group
    Hahaha what.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/10(Fri)12:19 No.9962075
    Are you seriously implying that the Knights of Humanity are intelligent?

    >> Anonymous 05/21/10(Fri)12:19 No.9962077
    I thought you were in the army, how do you have time for pets?
    >> Anonymous 05/21/10(Fri)12:20 No.9962081
    Yeah, dragons live a looooong time. To other dragons, him being your age is like... being a toddler or something.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/10(Fri)12:20 No.9962085
    Does it matter? I don't think the exact name matters to the Mythics who are suffering under it.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/10(Fri)12:20 No.9962094
    I went to Uni with a rainbow serpent, they're quite closely related to dragons apparently. Dude used to get wasted on the strangest herbal shit and spend all night telling stories about this dream he kept having. It was creepy as fuck.
    >> S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 05/21/10(Fri)12:21 No.9962096
    Wat. I never said I was in the army.
    And I will kill all of them if they get near my house.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/10(Fri)12:21 No.9962100
    You think it's just mythics, imagine the names I get called just because I rather like snusnu as my wife calls it.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/10(Fri)12:22 No.9962113
    Listen, you can call a Naga or a Rakshasa retarded, but how are they supposed to act? We're a living embodiment of human fear and sometimes even the literal concept of evil. There's a reason why devils and angels, rakshasa and liches get paid to speak at philosophy departments all over the place.

    It's telling, in my opinion, that mythics who have stayed true to their 'racial character' have lost none of their powers, unlike those who seek to modernise and befriend the humans.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/10(Fri)12:22 No.9962114
    My best bro is a rainbow serpent, fuckers are fun when drunk.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/10(Fri)12:22 No.9962116
    >> Anonymous 05/21/10(Fri)12:22 No.9962123
    I would probably completely lose it if someone killed one of my cats. There is just no reason to.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/10(Fri)12:24 No.9962150
    Well, I'm lucky to push fifty. Sixty if I'm really fuckin' lucky.

    Vetcare's gettin' better, though. Thank fuck.

    Oh, man. Yeah, all we had to deal with was a madly giggling lizard who sung badly off-key.
    >> S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 05/21/10(Fri)12:24 No.9962153
    Just. Don't get it near any of my pets. Even the dogs. I don't trust cats anymore than I trust my doctor.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/10(Fri)12:25 No.9962168
    Yeah yeah, you realize I hate both extremes here, I hate the Mythics Uber Alles crowd as much as I hate the HUmanity fuck yeah crowd, both sides view me, the old lady and my kid as abominations, I mean I barely got by her dad who had the humans are all scum reaction, until he looked at the fact that hell I had friends all over the line from humans to mythics. Still sucks that I'm pretty much disowned by my family.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/10(Fri)12:26 No.9962172
    S.T.A.L.K.E.R. sounds like a crazy cat lady.
    Without the cats
    >> Anonymous 05/21/10(Fri)12:26 No.9962176
    I totally know what you mean. I'm dating this Lich girl at the moment, and you wouldn't believe the abuse I get. Part of me thinks they're just jealous. I mean she's a professional model, and by Mythic standards pretty well off.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/10(Fri)12:26 No.9962183
    Must've misread something then nevermind.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/10(Fri)12:27 No.9962195
    Damn a lich model? how'd you pul that off? All I got was an orc lawyer (though she was only going to school when we met)
    >> S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 05/21/10(Fri)12:28 No.9962205
    You can just call me crszy.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/10(Fri)12:28 No.9962207
    I like it how you bitch about the state of the Lamia and the Dragons and blah blah blah giant predators.

    But the gnolls and the goblins and the kobolds? Noooo, they're not worth the effort.

    Who the fuck do you think makes the shoes on your feet and the paper for the anti-racism pamphlets you print out? How much do you think they get paid?
    >> Anonymous 05/21/10(Fri)12:31 No.9962258
    oh I rather like those guys too, hell half my friends are kobolds, it's fucking hilarious when one plays a gnome.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/10(Fri)12:31 No.9962260
    It's gonna sound really corny, but I met her at a convention. She was doing a photoshoot for the DnD 7th edition core book - they're replacing a lot of their art with pictures of Mythics dressed up fancy - and we got talking. Turns out that she plays herself, but had trouble finding a group since Undead Mythics really get a lot of abuse. The group I run is cool with it, so I told her she could come join us, and things just rolled from there.
    >> Nameless 05/21/10(Fri)12:32 No.9962270
    Consider how it would be if you WEREN'T disowned. You'd have to turn up for family gatherings, where everyone'd hate you.

    Welcome to the future, where you CAN choose your relatives.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/10(Fri)12:32 No.9962280
    Eh it's just hard when the little one asks why we can't visit nana.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/10(Fri)12:33 No.9962285
    Nah, kobolds are pretty cool. Kinda squishy, but cool.

    No end of shit when you accidentally break their foot or tail because you put a foot wrong and two hundred and fifty pounds of muscle comes down on the damn thing.

    Those guys are vicious when they're pissed.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/10(Fri)12:34 No.9962298
    This thread is rather odd.
    I love you /tg/
    >> Anonymous 05/21/10(Fri)12:34 No.9962307
    >>No I'm not racist, some of my best friends are kobolds
    >> Anonymous 05/21/10(Fri)12:36 No.9962328
    You forgot the part where I'm married to, have a kid with, and am boning an Orc.
    >> Nameless 05/21/10(Fri)12:37 No.9962340
    Yeah, that'd be a bitch. Trying to explain bigotry to a child is teh sukk.

    Heh. You should see them mining. They can sink a pilot shaft fast as any dwarves you'd care to name, and they have a sixth sense when it comes to avoiding cave-ins.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/10(Fri)12:37 No.9962347
    It really worries me that the only mythic issue that gets any airtime is the racism shit. Has nobody taken an interest in the fucking cross-species diseases decimating most of Papua New Guinea? No? How about the rash of STDs - previously confined to reptiles - cropping up in hospitals all across the American west coast and the Australian east coast?

    Cross-species mating is a very dangerous thing and it's a grave danger to immediately label objecting to it as 'racism'.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/10(Fri)12:38 No.9962356
    I dunno where you are, but they've got equal rights in the UK. They get the same minimum wage as anyone else - human or Mythic - over here. The British branch of the Knights is raising bloody murder about it, claiming that the UK is going to be over-run by migrating familes of Kobolds. Makes a change from the BNP screaming about Poles and Muslims, I guess.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/10(Fri)12:39 No.9962371
    You mean the diseases they're thinking might have mutated in one of the few REMOTE regions of the world, and fuck that's what dumbasses deserve for forgetting to use fucking protection... oh it's a cloaca I don't have to wrap my crap is not an excuse.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/10(Fri)12:41 No.9962394
    I keep to my own damn species, thanks.

    We're rare as fuck, but goddamn I don't want to have to go to the vet and have to explain the weird rash.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/10(Fri)12:42 No.9962405
    Damn, sounds like the BKoH are just plain dumbasses who... oh wait Knights of Humanity... forgot dumbass is redundant.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/10(Fri)12:42 No.9962406
    Mythic-fucking is just bestiality, people who do it should be shot.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/10(Fri)12:42 No.9962408
    Dating a wraith. What a nightmare.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/10(Fri)12:42 No.9962411
    I want to see one of these threads crash into a FUCK YEAR HUMANITY thread.

    It would be like antimatter nullification.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/10(Fri)12:43 No.9962417
    Get the fuck out. They're people like anyone else.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/10(Fri)12:43 No.9962424
    Seriously, if yer safe and sane you don't have to fucking worry, jesus christ the Orcs Elves and Goblins learned this when they came, didn't take but about a year.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/10(Fri)12:44 No.9962433
    ITT: Harry Potter without the faggotry?
    >> Anonymous 05/21/10(Fri)12:44 No.9962435
    I'd be surprised to see you say that if an Elf started hitting on you.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/10(Fri)12:45 No.9962443
    >BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWW Humanity fuck yeah! I have a small dick! BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWW! The elf girl I wanted in college wouldn't have anything to do with me BAWWWWWW!

    GTFO Knight faggot.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/10(Fri)12:46 No.9962453
    Wonder why it is that the BoK and the Flamers don't go after dragons?

    Oh wait.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/10(Fri)12:46 No.9962454
    Ronery virgin detected. What, did even the Goblin and Gnoll girls reject you?
    >> Anonymous 05/21/10(Fri)12:47 No.9962470

    Sure is faggy liberal xenophile in here. Enjoy your MDD.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/10(Fri)12:47 No.9962472
    >implying they don't have standards.

    nah was probably rejected by a grue girl.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/10(Fri)12:48 No.9962479
    I woke up next to a satyr this morning. That wouldn't be a problem, but I'm a guy.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/10(Fri)12:48 No.9962495
    Notice you didn't dispute my claims of you just being a small dicked wonder with issues about that elf girl.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/10(Fri)12:49 No.9962501
    Haha, enjoy your satyr-induced prolaps.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/10(Fri)12:49 No.9962504
    If it's a satyr it's not gay.

    Besides everyone experiments with them.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/10(Fri)12:50 No.9962516
    Maybe he just ain't risin' to your kinda shitty insults, man.

    And seriously? Elves ain't worth it. Never are.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/10(Fri)12:50 No.9962523
    Oh, man. I can smell the butthurt pouring off you from here. Go buy yourself a prostitute, you'll feel much better.

    Honestly? Man. I mean, there are a few mythics I'd go bi for, but a Satyr? All that hair? Damn.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/10(Fri)12:51 No.9962535
    Hey, man. Don't knock hair.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/10(Fri)12:51 No.9962538
    >Elves ain't worth it. Never are.

    I would dispute this, strongly. I married an Elf. Best decision I ever made.

    What do you think isn't worth it?
    >> Anonymous 05/21/10(Fri)12:51 No.9962541
    What, you don't see the appeal in just... combing it?
    >> Anonymous 05/21/10(Fri)12:51 No.9962542
    Eh ITT he's a troll, even real KoH guys know those stories are blown way out of proportion, or have been disproven.

    Much like WTC1 was perpetrated by radical kobolds.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/10(Fri)12:52 No.9962550
    Vietnam, idiot. WWI was the minotaurs.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/10(Fri)12:53 No.9962566
    Grue parties, man, grue parties. When the lights go out, everyone gets eaten.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/10(Fri)12:53 No.9962572

    There's another problem.

    He wants commitment. I don't know what happened. I was talking to a sweet-ass panisca (that's she-satyr to all you mythically retarded folks out there), and then this guy hands me a drink. I wake up here and my butt hurts like a bitch. He's starting to creep me out. Help.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/10(Fri)12:54 No.9962583
    All of the elves I've known are crazy, one way or another. And insisting that I SHOULD BE FREE TO ROAM THE HILLS. Yeah, fuck that. I like cities. Okay, getting anywhere's kinda a bitch when you weigh seven hundred pounds or whatever, but you deal with that shit.

    I don't wanna shit in the woods when I've got a perfectly acceptable big-ass toilet.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/10(Fri)12:54 No.9962586
    Oh Jesus Christ, that's a horrible mental image.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/10(Fri)12:57 No.9962619
    dude, go with it you obviously have a thing for satyrs, besides it might be his sister....just think on that...

    Seven hundred pounds, wait are you a Dragon, because uh dude, polymorph self and hang out at bars in the city, not mythic only but mythic friendly, great place to meet up with elf chicks who aren't hippy-dippy.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/10(Fri)12:57 No.9962622
    Ah, yea. It helps that I live in a smallish town near a couple of big forests, so half an hour in the car and she can be more herself. We go camping a lot at weekends. Don't know what you mean about them being crazy, though, she's really chilled and laid back most of the time.
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    >> Anonymous 05/21/10(Fri)12:58 No.9962645
    Beholderfag here, dating an art student in Seattle.

    Shit's cash.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/10(Fri)12:58 No.9962646
    I'm an awakened dire tiger. Just because some druid thought it'd be funny, now I suffer incredible prejudice and cruelty at the hands of society.
    >> Goatfucker 05/21/10(Fri)12:59 No.9962651

    She's cheating on you with a shrub. Trust me.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/10(Fri)12:59 No.9962652
    Would you say that you are... persecuted?
    >> Anonymous 05/21/10(Fri)13:00 No.9962667
    You know that rheotorical saying, 'do bear-druids fuck in the woods?'? It's not a metaphor.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/10(Fri)13:00 No.9962675
    Nah. I'm big, but most of those bastards outweigh me.

    You know the whole shit that happened and suddenly everyone is ass-deep in lizards? Screwed with some animals heads and suddenly the lightbulb of fuckin' realisation flares into life and you've got some pretty scared zookeepers.

    Yeah, that happened to my parents.
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    "I refuse to go in on principle."
    >> Anonymous 05/21/10(Fri)13:02 No.9962707
    Fuck an awakened animal, by Loki's Oaths I hate those druid fucks.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/10(Fri)13:02 No.9962716
    It's fucking hard fitting through those doors.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/10(Fri)13:03 No.9962725
    I would say that! Practically endangered!
    >> Anonymous 05/21/10(Fri)13:03 No.9962730
    Dude, just because there's an Orc (with obvious issues about his skin tone and tusks if he pays a wizard to create a glamour like that on him) sitting in front doesn't mean it's a bad place.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/10(Fri)13:04 No.9962739
    I'm as into nonhuman equality as the next guy, but fuck, this ain't the board for it. Take it to /new/, guys.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/10(Fri)13:04 No.9962740
    And would you also say that you... have fur, as it were?
    >> Anonymous 05/21/10(Fri)13:04 No.9962746
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    Got my brains fucked out by a gorgon yesterday. Who would have thought they're so good at bondage?
    >> Anonymous 05/21/10(Fri)13:04 No.9962750
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    This is a sign of friendship, I believe.
    You just gifted her with some sort of food item, now she may like you more.

    >> Anonymous 05/21/10(Fri)13:04 No.9962751

    I'm not too bothered. We've both got a rather open-minded view towards these things...we had a threesome with a Dryad who's a mutual friend, once.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/10(Fri)13:05 No.9962757
    Oh fucking Balder..
    >> Anonymous 05/21/10(Fri)13:05 No.9962762
    Dude, he's a fuckin' tiger.

    I don't think you'd be able to take a razor to those fuckers.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/10(Fri)13:05 No.9962770
    Dude, what the hell.

    That's just fuckin' weird.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/10(Fri)13:06 No.9962773

    I bet public transport is a fucking nightmare.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/10(Fri)13:06 No.9962787
    Took a taxi once.

    Had to be roped to the roof like a fucking parade balloon.

    Feels bad man.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/10(Fri)13:07 No.9962805
    Oh fuck you. Just fuck you. Raaargh.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/10(Fri)13:08 No.9962813
    Seriously? No weird is ending up in a kobold, gobling, elf, orc orgy... Of course I shouldn't have drank so much that night...
    >> Goatfucker 05/21/10(Fri)13:08 No.9962815

    Damn. My last mythic girlfriend (who was an orc) said that if I cheated on her, she'd castrate me and feed my balls to a goat. Well, now I have a goat eating my balls, but in a very different way.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/10(Fri)13:08 No.9962820
    And i thought the cnetaurs had it bad.
    But it's a difficult issue, you can't just rebuild our entire cities. I'm all for mythic-accessible architecture in new buildings, but there's a lot of places that just can't afford that.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/10(Fri)13:08 No.9962828

    Did the winds force your lips open and flare them outwards in flapping motions as you clenched your teeth?
    >> Anonymous 05/21/10(Fri)13:09 No.9962840
    Do mythics dress up in garish pink rubber and fuck each other while loudly exclaiming 'HOW WAS YOUR DAY LOVE' 'GOOD THANK YOU HOW WAS YOURS' 'QUITE GOOD'?
    >> The Austrian !!w1HDefruhXL 05/21/10(Fri)13:09 No.9962841
    this thread is failing now because people are inventing new history that inflicts with the others

    also nameless is a huge faggot
    >> Anonymous 05/21/10(Fri)13:09 No.9962850
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    You should take advantage of this.
    Tie your self to a car and force the guy below to drive around during the Thanksgiving parade.

    Then when everything is calm, destroy the other balloons and claim superiority over the event.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/10(Fri)13:10 No.9962855
    Fuck you.

    >> Anonymous 05/21/10(Fri)13:11 No.9962872
    I'd fuckin' vote for that.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/10(Fri)13:11 No.9962873

    >> Anonymous 05/21/10(Fri)13:11 No.9962874
    What? What's so weird? Having a threesome, or having it with an Elf and a Dryad?
    >> Nameless 05/21/10(Fri)13:11 No.9962879

    You're just saying that because I won't return your calls.
    >> Kate, dryad 05/21/10(Fri)13:12 No.9962882
    Hey Gecko!
    >> Anonymous 05/21/10(Fri)13:12 No.9962891
    No my wife prefers to dress up in black leather...

    Go with the flow goatfucker, go with it.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/10(Fri)13:12 No.9962895
    Look, it's probably just me. I mean, if elves weren't bad enough... it's like you're boning a tree, for fuck's sake.
    >> Gecko 05/21/10(Fri)13:13 No.9962904
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    Heya, Kate!
    >> Anonymous 05/21/10(Fri)13:15 No.9962930
    I once dated a red dragon for a week. Turns out she liked a bit of heavy petting.

    It took me six weeks to learn to write with my left hand.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/10(Fri)13:15 No.9962938
    Seriously would you two stop with the dancing around shit and just fuck already?
    >> Gecko 05/21/10(Fri)13:16 No.9962959
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    Hey...sometimes it's funner to enjoy the chase.

    Then the rewards of the hunt feel sooooooo much better.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/10(Fri)13:17 No.9962968
    You ever actually done it with a Dryad before? They're not hard and barklike. Their skin, yea, it's tougher and less pliable than human skin, but it's smooth and springy. And their insides? Her vagina was like it was lined with flower petals. Felt wonderful.
    >> Kobolddragonfag 05/21/10(Fri)13:17 No.9962970
    The idea of someone fucking a dryad brings to mind a woodpecker. Pokapokapokapokapoka.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/10(Fri)13:17 No.9962972
    At least get a fuckin' room, you too.

    I'm gonna puke up my seal at this rate.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/10(Fri)13:18 No.9962989


    Fuck, dude, I didn't need to know that.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/10(Fri)13:18 No.9963000
    Ok not funny dude...

    However Nymphs are total sluts.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/10(Fri)13:19 No.9963005
    Also, their body fluids are...well, interesting. Depends on the species of plant she's related to. Maple Dryads, their pussy fluid, it's basically like maple syrup. Cannabis Dryads, you can get high just by being around them when they sweat.
    >> Gecko 05/21/10(Fri)13:20 No.9963014
    >> Anonymous 05/21/10(Fri)13:20 No.9963024
    Oh, yeah.

    Totally not sticking my dick into that.

    As if I would anyway. You're all fuckin' weirdoes.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/10(Fri)13:21 No.9963034
    Open your mind, dude. There's a whole world of experiences out there. You're missing out, restricting yourselves just to humans.
    >> Vythnox the Indomitable 05/21/10(Fri)13:22 No.9963043
    Ahahahaha, humanfuckers. You can't get any on your own side of the fence so you resort to the human "if it's got genitals, fuck it" race.

    I'll be over here playing chess with this rather classy green I met at the local bar'n'brawl. Cheerio.
    >> Gecko 05/21/10(Fri)13:23 No.9963048
    >You're all a bunch of weirdos
    Welcome to /tg/!
    Over here we have the 40K spammers. Take a stroll with the 3e/4e edition flamewarriors and trolls. Then relax with sub-/d/-related monstergirls by the spring.

    Hope you enjoy your stay.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/10(Fri)13:23 No.9963051
    What because I enjoy Green and Tusky?

    and you're complaining about a cannabis dryad? Dude go and get laid.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/10(Fri)13:23 No.9963057
    Humans? Nah. My own species? Maybe.

    But goddamn sometimes all you wanna do is drink maybe three bottles of whisky to get drunk but no, this goddamn horny druid wants to jump your bone, or whatever, and then some joker pulls out a fish and asks you if you want it, and it all kind of goes downhill from there.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/10(Fri)13:24 No.9963065
    Oh get over it, we're popular among mythic girls for some reason.
    >> Vythnox the Indomitable 05/21/10(Fri)13:27 No.9963097
    Popular in the same way that that scantily clad breeder is popular with your education nests. Being an easy lay does not make you worth talking to.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/10(Fri)13:28 No.9963101
    Screw you, man. Inter-species relationships are beautiful things.
    >> Vythnox the Indomitable 05/21/10(Fri)13:29 No.9963120
    Yes, ruptured colons and infected penises are truly works of art.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/10(Fri)13:30 No.9963134
    Yeah, this chucklefuck has a point.

    Less embarrassing rashes for all, for fuck's sake.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/10(Fri)13:30 No.9963144
    Only if you're a retard about it. Sure, might need to take a few precautions, but it's well worth it.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/10(Fri)13:33 No.9963199
    why so scaly, /tg/?
    >> Anonymous 05/21/10(Fri)13:34 No.9963219
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    Move to the back of the bus xenophile
    >> Anonymous 05/21/10(Fri)13:35 No.9963224
    reason you don't go into a cloaca unprepared and you don't take centaurs up the ass.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/10(Fri)13:35 No.9963229
    Precautions, like what?

    Physically being too fuckin' big is not somethin' you can prevent by using a damn johnny.

    Or are you all always down for chicks who are bigger than you?
    >> Anonymous 05/21/10(Fri)13:36 No.9963245
    >still haven't gotten over a grue girl rejecting me
    >> Anonymous 05/21/10(Fri)13:38 No.9963269
    About the same size actually, hell a Goblin was the smallest, but she was a slut... I prefer green and tusked, can't say much about others though.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/10(Fri)13:38 No.9963274
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    I'll never run out!

    (need to shoop this to a Silver Flame, it applies to them too)
    >> Nitrix Squibrocket 05/21/10(Fri)13:42 No.9963335
    archive this, please?
    >> GIGA FAGGOT !!1DWQ53Mqspd 05/21/10(Fri)13:42 No.9963342
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    Fuck cat's, eat pussy!
    >> Anonymous 05/21/10(Fri)13:43 No.9963356
    Couldn't help but notice your Gnomish name... GTFO.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/10(Fri)13:45 No.9963378
    Still, you never hear about any relations between kobolds and... well, anything bigger than a human workin'. Assuming the kobold's a chick.

    There's a reason for that, ya know.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/10(Fri)13:48 No.9963426
    Well aside from Dragons... fucking hell, you thought us humans were "sluts"
    >> Anonymous 05/21/10(Fri)13:51 No.9963459
    Nah, now all of 'em.

    Then again, that might have just been age coming into play. You can never tell with some species that can push millennia when most of us aren't even going to touch five percent of that.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/10(Fri)13:55 No.9963510
    True, I mean how exactly can you get into a relationship with one that was born after the hole? Wife says she'd be down for adding a dragon to our.... relationship.
    >> Nitrix Squibrocket 05/21/10(Fri)14:44 No.9964309
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    Do I look like a gnome to you, smartass?
    >> Nitrix Squibrocket 05/21/10(Fri)14:54 No.9964455
    For the record, despite what some idiots might think, we're not all greedy or slutty.

    Fucking propaganda shit.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/10(Fri)15:13 No.9964817
    >> Anonymous 05/21/10(Fri)17:26 No.9967142
    Elf guy here, Human women are so cash. I don't understand why you go for other species.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/10(Fri)17:27 No.9967153
    But you've demonstrated quite clearly in the past that you personally are a greedy slut.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/10(Fri)18:56 No.9968985
    You people are all sick. Just because its sentient, doesn't make it a valid target for your cock, cloaca or ovipositor.

    Surely I should be able to walk down the street with my hatchlings and not have to go home and explain to them why they saw their teacher with his eyesstalks wrapped around a pink and fleshy elf.

    Since the LHC event, morals in both worlds have just gone to hell.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/10(Fri)18:58 No.9969018
    For a second I thought OP was joking as in he was calling a snake a lamia/naga and it legitimately ate his cat and he was pissed. Then I thought about how something other than a boa could eat a cat, without the cat destroying it.

    Then I realized this was a RP thread, I left promptly.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/10(Fri)18:59 No.9969040
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    >Since the LHC event, morals in both worlds have just gone to hell.

    >> Anonymous 05/21/10(Fri)19:00 No.9969053
    Snake fuckers. Go back to your own homeland. You don't belong here, and no amount of pathetic appeals will convince me otherwise.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/10(Fri)19:18 No.9969448

    Fuck you. Sure, you used to have orcs raping around and occasionally you'd get a strange looking elf and yes, dragons will be dragons, but it wasn't anywhere near as bad as this, just so... open.

    Yes, I'll admit it anonymously, in my younger days me and some of the clutch would raid goblin settlements and maybe stick it to some little green thing, but we'd never take it home to mother.
    >> gulup 05/21/10(Fri)19:42 No.9969887
    personally, I just find it more... comfortable to deal with the the more human-like species if just for the sake of simplicity and direct physical compatibility. I know a few guys who have gone out with more... esoteric Mythics, but I'd just rather not.

    Basic two arms, two legs, one head. After that specific details are (metaphorically) negotiable.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/10(Fri)19:51 No.9970005
    /tg/, what's a good way to get an ooze out of you? I was dating this blue ooze chick, but she found out I was cheating on her. I think she's in my brain because my ears are leaking blue slime. I want her out of there before this develops into anythgdsdgffuhgfdkjohfdfhjkgfdkkjlgbgdzwdghhgfdgh
    >> Anonymous 05/21/10(Fri)20:04 No.9970200
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    >> Anonymous 05/21/10(Fri)20:20 No.9970461
    Always cracks me up.

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