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    25 KB FLGS board-tan quest Landlord !9KcLB.Vx8I 01/07/11(Fri)18:00 No.13433753  
    So, after many hardships, you finally found a good place to rent to start your Friendly Local Game Store.

    Are you ready to make it a sucess?
    >> Anonymous 01/07/11(Fri)18:01 No.13433761
    >> Anonymous 01/07/11(Fri)18:02 No.13433779
    Why would I start a local game store when everyone who games is more comfortable shopping at impersonal chains and buying online?
    >> Anonymous 01/07/11(Fri)18:02 No.13433784
    >Are you ready to make it a sucess?

    No. I am not. Which should put me in the perfect mindset for running my own gaming store!
    >> Anonymous 01/07/11(Fri)18:03 No.13433788
    Yes, lets start with one foot at a time. What game should we focus on to get our inital income?

    Something else?
    >> Glutton 01/07/11(Fri)18:03 No.13433803


    I heard it brings in a lot of revenue nowadays.
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    >> Anonymous 01/07/11(Fri)18:04 No.13433818
    WH40K everyone knows /tg/ sucks at magic but also we should stock DnD books.
    >> Landlord !9KcLB.Vx8I 01/07/11(Fri)18:07 No.13433853
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    Sadly, your landlord is a pimp. He said if you step in his business he'll slap you
    >> noko !!jbHHA7j8t+8 01/07/11(Fri)18:08 No.13433857
    then god cums pokeballs with actual pokemon in them
    >> noko !!jbHHA7j8t+8 01/07/11(Fri)18:08 No.13433864
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    motherfucking verification
    >> Glutton 01/07/11(Fri)18:11 No.13433900

    Damn, Then I guess we should go with what these people say.


    Or at the very least pay some strippers to dress up like Mages or Imperial Guardsman or some shit.

    But make sure they stand outside, if they're inside everyone will feel awkward / focus on them instead of the merchandise.
    >> noko !!jbHHA7j8t+8 01/07/11(Fri)18:12 No.13433906
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    then the pokeballs hatch
    >> Anonymous 01/07/11(Fri)18:12 No.13433908

    Please fucking die.
    >> Landlord !9KcLB.Vx8I 01/07/11(Fri)18:13 No.13433917
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    >> Landlord !9KcLB.Vx8I 01/07/11(Fri)18:15 No.13433941
    >captcha: cheap Nallens
    a clue, maybe?
    >> noko !!jbHHA7j8t+8 01/07/11(Fri)18:16 No.13433952
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    two new game options appear for you to choose from
    >> Landlord !9KcLB.Vx8I 01/07/11(Fri)18:16 No.13433953
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    derp forgot my image
    >> noko !!jbHHA7j8t+8 01/07/11(Fri)18:19 No.13433999
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    however the children notice that god's gigantic erect penis is sticking through the roof of your shop and decide to leave
    >> Anonymous 01/07/11(Fri)18:24 No.13434055
    Let's get some neckbeards and tell them to STRIKE THE EARTH! We need a few basement levels. If we have a lava vein, add a pizzarea.
    >> Landlord !9KcLB.Vx8I 01/07/11(Fri)18:30 No.13434137
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    So, get bitches and get neckbeards, let's see if the PHONEBOOK can help.
    >> Anonymous 01/07/11(Fri)18:33 No.13434172

    Warhams will definitely turn buyers into heavy spenders... what are we getting GW product for and what kind of markup do we need to pull to at least break even?
    >> Anonymous 01/07/11(Fri)18:35 No.13434215
    Call That Guy. When confronted by light he'll instinctively burrow, forming a tunnel we can expand. Also, we can collapse it behind him.
    >> Landlord !9KcLB.Vx8I 01/07/11(Fri)18:39 No.13434257
    Let's turn on the laptop and check GW store

    >why the fuck we let /g/ install gentoo on it?
    >> Landlord !9KcLB.Vx8I 01/07/11(Fri)18:40 No.13434266
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    I hate you captcha

    >> Landlord !9KcLB.Vx8I 01/07/11(Fri)18:44 No.13434324
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    >Hey bro! It's been a while since you called me! What, you opened a FLGS!! OH MAN I'M GONNA BE THERE EVERY DAY!
    >> Anonymous 01/07/11(Fri)18:59 No.13434574
    Now call /k/. We need force to be sure to drive the beast underground. Also, he can help set up our defenses. Tell him to pick up a pair of cats on the way - we need a stable food supply.
    >> Anonymous 01/07/11(Fri)19:08 No.13434678
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    >Good you finally used some commons sense and decided to stockpile. Not sure about the cats, but whatever man. I'll be there in 22 minutes.

    Wait a second, the doorbell rings.
    >> Landlord !9KcLB.Vx8I 01/07/11(Fri)19:13 No.13434742
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    Goddamit, That Guy is already here....
    >> Anonymous 01/07/11(Fri)19:15 No.13434767
    Inform him that you have a Black Lotus in the basement.
    >> Landlord !9KcLB.Vx8I 01/07/11(Fri)19:21 No.13434814
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    He rushes to the basement.
    >> Anonymous 01/07/11(Fri)19:21 No.13434818
    Call /v/.
    >> Landlord !9KcLB.Vx8I 01/07/11(Fri)19:29 No.13434908
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    >Man, I was about to play some vidya!
    -Bullshit, you never play vidya.
    >I was going to ARGUE about it. Anyway, what do you want?
    >> Anonymous 01/07/11(Fri)19:29 No.13434910
    lock the basement door
    >> Anonymous 01/07/11(Fri)19:30 No.13434914
    Call up /s/ and ask if she'd like being a booth babe.
    >> Anonymous 01/07/11(Fri)19:31 No.13434931

    You're going to invite errybody to a party to celebrate the inauguration of your store
    >> Anonymous 01/07/11(Fri)19:34 No.13434977
    Sweet, we have a basement? Progress already! Tell him that you were wrong, it was in the SUB-Basement.
    >> Landlord !9KcLB.Vx8I 01/07/11(Fri)19:37 No.13435013
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    Lock in.

    Friday night mothafucka! Is /v/ going to get out this friday finally? Roll 1d20 and see!

    >> Anonymous 01/07/11(Fri)19:40 No.13435043
    rolled 2 = 2

    lets rock.
    >> Landlord !9KcLB.Vx8I 01/07/11(Fri)19:44 No.13435087
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    >Booth babe! Great! Nobody gives me work because I'm not eighteeeeeee.. eighteen pounds thinner! Yes, I'm curvy like that. So how much are we talking about?

    >I don't find the Black Lotus here /tg/!
    -It's in the sub-sub basement.
    >Gotcha! :D
    >> Anonymous 01/07/11(Fri)19:47 No.13435112
    /v/ has a laptop.
    Do we have to pay her hourly or can we just purchase her outright?
    >> Landlord !9KcLB.Vx8I 01/07/11(Fri)19:53 No.13435189
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    >b-buy me? What are you talking about?

    SMS from /v/
    >I hope you have wifi
    (you have)
    >> Anonymous 01/07/11(Fri)19:54 No.13435196
    Look, /s/, as long as you wear enough clothes and you don't sex anyone, it's probably fine. Just pretend you're eighteen.
    >> Anonymous 01/07/11(Fri)19:55 No.13435204
    Lets get the party really started. Call up /d/ and tell it to bring some costumes. We are going to need to dress these girls at some point.
    >> Anonymous 01/07/11(Fri)19:55 No.13435206
    By "buy" clearly you meant "hire as an employee"
    >> Landlord !9KcLB.Vx8I 01/07/11(Fri)19:59 No.13435239
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    >By the way, which kind of clothes I'll wear? I hope it's something tasteful. I know this guy, /fa/ he can design something pretty cool for the costumes...
    >> Anonymous 01/07/11(Fri)20:00 No.13435251
    Give /x/ a call, we need someone to GM those late night games, also /d/.
    >> Ekoi !PpcsYfrVrw 01/07/11(Fri)20:01 No.13435262
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    This quest is rather fun to read so far.
    >> Anonymous 01/07/11(Fri)20:06 No.13435330
    I'd rather it be something tasteful but sexy. Your job would be to allure people, distract them and then make them buy stuff.

    If you have the stuff, go for the sexy librarian look for today. The introverted guys go crazy for that sorta thing. Can I have /fa/'s number whilst we're talking?
    >> Landlord !9KcLB.Vx8I 01/07/11(Fri)20:06 No.13435339
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    "Oh, you got someone... oh well..." (roll 1d20)

    calling /d/...
    >> Landlord !9KcLB.Vx8I 01/07/11(Fri)20:10 No.13435382
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    >viazed consent
    oh u captcha
    >> Medic !!2XdZXXIUy+Y 01/07/11(Fri)20:10 No.13435383
    rolled 14 = 14


    Hopefully I remember how to roll a d20.
    >> Anonymous 01/07/11(Fri)20:11 No.13435390
    rolled 2 = 2

    wait a minute. who's saying
    >"Oh, you got someone... oh well..." (roll 1d20)
    >> Anonymous 01/07/11(Fri)20:14 No.13435419
    How do you roll. Sorry, never bothered paying attention and this is the first quest to really interest me.
    >> Landlord !9KcLB.Vx8I 01/07/11(Fri)20:17 No.13435447
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    >Oh my, look who's talking! Mr. "Praise Slaneesh" in person! You never talked me back about that FATAL thing you wanted to try, dear...

    SMS from /s/
    >/fa/ 555-5555
    >> Landlord !9KcLB.Vx8I 01/07/11(Fri)20:17 No.13435452
    >> Anonymous 01/07/11(Fri)20:19 No.13435471
    rolled 10 = 10

    >> Anonymous 01/07/11(Fri)20:20 No.13435479
    See if she needs/wants work.
    Either as a "model" outside or as a wardrobe coordinator with /fa/.
    >> Anonymous 01/07/11(Fri)20:21 No.13435496
    You know we could always make costumes for LARPers.....
    >> Anonymous 01/07/11(Fri)20:24 No.13435524
    rolled 11 = 11

    We are going to need to call /ck/ to lure more fat asses into our shop with food.
    >> Landlord !9KcLB.Vx8I 01/07/11(Fri)20:24 No.13435527
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    >Well, the website is getting boring... After the twenty-third orgy video everyone calls you a one trick dog... Maybe I need a change...

    >I don't know too much about wardrobe, I just grab whatever I like, but I'd gladly help! Also, "modeling" outside? I always knew you were so kinky!
    >> Ekoi !PpcsYfrVrw 01/07/11(Fri)20:26 No.13435539
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    >MFW there will never be a FLGS in real life that'll be this awesome.
    >> Anonymous 01/07/11(Fri)20:29 No.13435570
    I hear /co/ is willing to split the upkeep if they can stock some comicbooks.

    Then again, if you open the floodgates /a/ and /jp/ will want to get in on it too...

    Some of those japanese PnP games are pretty good though
    >> Landlord !9KcLB.Vx8I 01/07/11(Fri)20:31 No.13435588
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    /d/ told she'll come.

    >H-hello? Who is phone?
    >> Anonymous 01/07/11(Fri)20:34 No.13435611
    Sup, /x/, you took a look at those Call of Cthulu rulebooks I lent you? The stories you shown me for the World of Darkness campaign ideas were pretty amazing and I was wondering if you'd come over and run a few starter games for my new game store.
    >> Landlord !9KcLB.Vx8I 01/07/11(Fri)20:38 No.13435663
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    >Oh right! Actually I got really into them. I even got one of those Call of Cthulhu books! I think it's collectible because it's leatherbound and all that! Too bad it's an arab edition...
    >> Not Tzeentchthulu 01/07/11(Fri)20:41 No.13435683

    The authenticity will make this far more entertaining.
    >> Anonymous 01/07/11(Fri)20:41 No.13435684

    Tell her to leave that at home, we've a that-guy here and he might, uh... drool on it or something. Yeah.
    >> Anonymous 01/07/11(Fri)20:42 No.13435692

    We should say something about that.

    Without actually saying it's a demon summoning book bound in human skin by a mad prophet.
    >> Landlord !9KcLB.Vx8I 01/07/11(Fri)20:42 No.13435699
    Guys, you better roll 1d100. Let the highest win.
    >> Anonymous 01/07/11(Fri)20:44 No.13435724
    Open a Friendly Local Gaming Store
    Bring about the end of all things
    >> Anonymous 01/07/11(Fri)20:45 No.13435731
    rolled 52 = 52


    Leave it crowd.
    >> Anonymous 01/07/11(Fri)20:45 No.13435732
    Does she have any experience in sacrifice cats and/or vagrants? We need blessings of prosperity.
    >> Landlord !9KcLB.Vx8I 01/07/11(Fri)20:48 No.13435771
    It's /x/. Of course she has.
    No idea about vagrants.
    >> Anonymous 01/07/11(Fri)20:50 No.13435784
    rolled 74 = 74

    Bring it. What is the worse that could happen?
    >> Landlord !9KcLB.Vx8I 01/07/11(Fri)20:53 No.13435822
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    Oh boy here we go. You tell /x/ to bring it, she sounded really excited about it, she told she woould bring candles and everything for atmosphere.

    calling /ck/...
    >Hello? Oh /tg/, it's been a while! did you got the lembas we and /co/ sent you for christmas?
    >> Anonymous 01/07/11(Fri)20:55 No.13435836
    >did you got the lembas we and /co/ sent you for christmas?

    No. No we did not.
    >> Arts and Crafts guy 01/07/11(Fri)20:55 No.13435842

    Tell her it was tasty. Then ask if you can speak to /co/.
    >> Anonymous 01/07/11(Fri)20:57 No.13435865
    How come /v/ doesn't has a videogame store?

    Perhaps because /v/ doesn't has drawfags?

    We are truly lost.
    >> Landlord !9KcLB.Vx8I 01/07/11(Fri)20:58 No.13435886
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    We did not, but we tell her it was tasty anyways.

    >Bro! Long time no seeing you! What?? You are going to open a FLGS??? Awesome! Maybe someday I can open my comic store too, eh?
    >> Anonymous 01/07/11(Fri)20:59 No.13435902
    /v/ has no gaems.
    >> Arts and Crafts guy 01/07/11(Fri)21:00 No.13435912
    Tell him about the business proposition: We have a bit of space left over, and wanted to fill it with comics.

    And that's really more his bag.
    >> Anonymous 01/07/11(Fri)21:00 No.13435914
    Fucking /co/, lazy bastard bums around at home all day leting /ck/ do all the work while we're actually trying to live the dream/
    >> Anonymous 01/07/11(Fri)21:01 No.13435918
    Are /co/ and /ck/ a couple? Do we have a shipping list for this quest?
    Also, ask her if she is interested in making and selling light snacks at our new shop.
    >> Anonymous 01/07/11(Fri)21:03 No.13435960
    oh look, another faggot. gtfo.
    >> Anonymous 01/07/11(Fri)21:04 No.13435965

    Bit of fake board-drama a number of years back. Apparently, /tg/ and /ck/ used to date, before /ck/ left /tg/ to marry /co/. Since then, /tg/ has (mostly) forgiven /co/ and is dating /x/. Meanwhile, /v/ has an unrequited crush on /a/ that he can't seem to get out, and spends the time he's not complaining about video-games practicing his "will you go out with me" speech.
    >> Anonymous 01/07/11(Fri)21:05 No.13435979

    It's for the best really. I mean. /ck/'s a nice girl but she's a bit boring. /x/ is a lot more fun.
    >> Anonymous 01/07/11(Fri)21:06 No.13435994
    tell him he can have half the space, and the rest will go to /a/ to fill up with her... whatever. Apologize, but say you need to appeal to everyone.

    On a more cold-hearted businessman note: we ditch whoever sells worse, CAPITALISM HO
    >> Landlord !9KcLB.Vx8I 01/07/11(Fri)21:06 No.13436004
    >Do we have a shipping list for this quest?
    see >>13435965
    Married: /co/ and /ck/
    Tsundere for each other: /a/ and /v/
    Everyone else without a signifgicant other
    >> Anonymous 01/07/11(Fri)21:06 No.13436007
    plus /ck/ still feeds us on game nights, so it's all good
    >> Landlord !9KcLB.Vx8I 01/07/11(Fri)21:10 No.13436049
    >EXCELSIOR! You are a true bro! Oh man I have this comics that I couldn't sell on ebay, this is gonna be awesome!
    >> Landlord !9KcLB.Vx8I 01/07/11(Fri)21:11 No.13436056
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    captcha, y u do dis 2 meh?
    >> Anonymous 01/07/11(Fri)21:11 No.13436059
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    Realistically, how are you doing this? Are you that fast at drawing?
    >> Anonymous 01/07/11(Fri)21:12 No.13436065
    inb4 pile of crusty XXXenophile
    >> Landlord !9KcLB.Vx8I 01/07/11(Fri)21:14 No.13436082
    >Copy and paste bro. Also I draw things in advance.
    >> Anonymous 01/07/11(Fri)21:14 No.13436093
    Those are just some doodles, nothing of a hassle for a drwfag with a bit of experience.
    The store will be divede in 3 parts, half for /tg/ relate, quarter for /co/ and quarter for /a/ maybe?
    >> Landlord !9KcLB.Vx8I 01/07/11(Fri)21:16 No.13436119
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    >Anyway let me pack and we'll catch upon you! See ya!

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    >> Anonymous 01/07/11(Fri)21:19 No.13436145
    dial up /a/ so we can complete our nerd store.
    >> Landlord !9KcLB.Vx8I 01/07/11(Fri)21:23 No.13436195
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    >Got the cats! Man you lock is very unsafe, good thing I'm going to fix your security!
    >> Anonymous 01/07/11(Fri)21:23 No.13436196
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    I really wish I had your skill then.
    >> Landlord !9KcLB.Vx8I 01/07/11(Fri)21:26 No.13436232
    Don't give up bro. Offer to do quick doodles on drawthreads. I've seen a lot of drawfags that improved lots doing that.
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    As if I have a pad. Never been good at drawing. Going to change my name now since we have a convo going. Anyways, I just wish I was this good at music or something. Really, I wish /mu/ were more like /tg/...wait...though...can we call up /mu/? Maybe get a concert going to get people for our first day.
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    Shit, forgot to change my name >_>
    >> Anonymous 01/07/11(Fri)21:36 No.13436381

    Might as well give /m/ a call too, then. If they're not too busy with gunpla.
    >> Anonymous 01/07/11(Fri)21:36 No.13436385
    What's a FLGS?
    >> Landlord !9KcLB.Vx8I 01/07/11(Fri)21:36 No.13436388
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    /k/ can you put the cats on the corner? I still have some calls to do.

    Everyone has a talent. And I don't say this as a motivational fag, due to sheer repetition there is always something you have no trouble doing. But one kind of sets standards too high...
    >> Anonymous 01/07/11(Fri)21:40 No.13436430

    that would make sense, /tg/ needs a gaming table and workshop area for people with /tg/ related gaming equipment.

    Maybe we should also have a "HEATED DISCUSSION ROOM" of some sort... or a satire sign post we have next to the building in the ally way or the bathroom for people to be sent to when opinion discussions become disruptive to the store. A "Shunning Corner" of the sorts.

    >> Anonymous 01/07/11(Fri)21:40 No.13436435
    I call my friend /b/
    >> Anonymous 01/07/11(Fri)21:41 No.13436443

    Friendly Local Game Store.
    >> Landlord !9KcLB.Vx8I 01/07/11(Fri)21:47 No.13436523
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    -Uh... wha?
    >O.O Who is it?
    >> Arts and Crafts guy 01/07/11(Fri)21:51 No.13436565

    Did we really just HEAR an emoticon?

    Holy shit.

    We explain the situation. We don't explain that /v/ is already coming over/here.

    Should cause some entertainment while setting up.
    >> Anonymous 01/07/11(Fri)21:51 No.13436574
    /tg/, now what the shit get your ass over to our kickass store.
    >> Anonymous 01/07/11(Fri)21:52 No.13436577
    Hello /a/. We possess many basements. Join us in our capitalist paradise.
    >> Anonymous 01/07/11(Fri)21:52 No.13436579
    I'm not too sure about the lighting in this place. I can't remember if the walls where always this shade of white or if they were just very a very light yellow.

    Let's call up /int/, I hear they're pretty good with determining if something is really white or not.
    >> Jealous 01/07/11(Fri)21:54 No.13436610
    We need to let that guy out and make up something else to get his attention. We can't just leave him in the basement.
    >> Landlord !9KcLB.Vx8I 01/07/11(Fri)21:55 No.13436613
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    >Well, I've never tried to do a business... (but that might show /v/ that I don't need him!) okay, I'll go and see the place...

    /a/ somehow made you hear =^.^= Not sure how he did it...
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    >Not sure how he did it.
    >How he did it
    >he did it

    >> Anonymous 01/07/11(Fri)21:57 No.13436650

    >> Anonymous 01/07/11(Fri)21:58 No.13436655
    We should most likely ensure that /a/ and /v/ are never in the same place at the same time.
    If only for the comedic goldmine that is this store.
    Also, call up /new/ to get advertisements out. They do that right?
    If not, we'll have to think of something to get the word out there.
    >> Landlord !9KcLB.Vx8I 01/07/11(Fri)22:03 No.13436720
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    Night falls and the first guests shouldn't take much to come. /mu/ said was going to be late. /int/'s phone doesn't seem to answer, shall you try to call again?

    Oh crap! What we do about THAT GUY?
    >> Landlord !9KcLB.Vx8I 01/07/11(Fri)22:05 No.13436749
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    spoilers. (not my drawing)

    ...well, more background info. EVERYONE knows that /a/ is a trap, except /for v/. Nobody has the heart to tell him.
    >> Anonymous 01/07/11(Fri)22:07 No.13436779
    Where's /s/? Is she ready for the opening?
    >> Anonymous 01/07/11(Fri)22:09 No.13436815
    Didn't he get locked in the sub-basement? He's the grue's problem now.
    >> Anonymous 01/07/11(Fri)22:10 No.13436826

    tell /k/ to "take care" of him, preferably using the cats
    >> Anonymous 01/07/11(Fri)22:14 No.13436873
    tell him the bathroom's in the sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-basement
    >> Landlord !9KcLB.Vx8I 01/07/11(Fri)22:15 No.13436902
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    >Oh, sorry for being late! I couldn't find a "hot librarian" thing! I only had sexy schoolgirl... /fa/ helped me but we think this doesn't quite fit...

    >/fa/: God, this place is awful, looks straight out of mspaint...

    >Don't be so rude! Hope doens't bother you that he came, I.. oh look, kittens!
    >> Jealous 01/07/11(Fri)22:18 No.13436949
    Tell /fa/ that we'll pay him to make the place look nice. Also /s/ should just hang around and look cool. Tell her to look interested in stuff around the store.
    >> Anonymous 01/07/11(Fri)22:19 No.13436958
    /s/ + kittens + munchkin monster cards.


    >Unless the kitties would rather play warhams or magic of course...
    >> Landlord !9KcLB.Vx8I 01/07/11(Fri)22:23 No.13437011
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    /s/ is playing munchkin with the kittens, so /k/ can't use them with That Guy...

    You hear a barely noise under your feet, "I think I found the sub sub sub sub sub sub basement! There is skub here! I hate skub!"
    >> Anonymous 01/07/11(Fri)22:25 No.13437039
    >/s/ is playing munchkin with the kittens

    >You hear a barely noise under your feet, "I think I found the sub sub sub sub sub sub basement! There is skub here! I hate skub!"
    ....You hear anything? Cause I sure didn't.
    >> Anonymous 01/07/11(Fri)22:26 No.13437045
    Fucking dorfs built this place, didn't they?

    We're going to have to keep /k/ on retainer to deal with any forgotten beasts we find down there.
    >> Anonymous 01/07/11(Fri)22:27 No.13437062
    I think we might need /k/ to get in contact with blackwater for us and go proactive on the fell and forgotten beasts.

    It would be good to know if there's a hole to hell down there too.
    >> Landlord !9KcLB.Vx8I 01/07/11(Fri)22:27 No.13437063
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    >Well, surely there is something I can do... let me work on the budget... I hope you understand class is not cheap, huh?
    >> Anonymous 01/07/11(Fri)22:29 No.13437074

    if this gonna be a real party we need some food and drinks, tell /k/ that getting some party food and drinks is some sort of really important mission so he'll be quick about it
    >> Anonymous 01/07/11(Fri)22:31 No.13437088
    With That Guy down there, it's only a matter of time until Hell gets sick of him stomping on their ceiling and comes through anyways.
    >> Anonymous 01/07/11(Fri)22:31 No.13437090
    Just don't make place look faggy
    >> Anonymous 01/07/11(Fri)22:36 No.13437163
    >Hey guys, I found adamantium!

    >Hey..there's something coming up from this hole--WARGARBLARBLARL

    >....guys?....I...I'm s-sorry...
    >> Gaeth !!Kabya1rjynv 01/07/11(Fri)22:38 No.13437200
    This That Guy is obviously not the That Guy I'm used to.

    The That Guy I'm used to wouldn't apologize. In fact, if he knew what would happen, he'd do it on purpose.
    >> Landlord !9KcLB.Vx8I 01/07/11(Fri)22:38 No.13437202
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    /k/ goes off to the mission, he must find (1) food and (2) means to defeat fell beasts.

    Some minutes after /k/ leaves, /co/&/ck/ comes!

    >I made some cookies and meatbread! The rest is in the car...
    >/co/MOVILE MY DEAR!
    >Yeah, that... sorry, he insisted on wearing the cape...

    Damn, That Guy can't shut the fuck up.
    >> Landlord !9KcLB.Vx8I 01/07/11(Fri)22:41 No.13437243
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    Quick, /tg/, roll diplomacy! 1d20!
    >> Anonymous 01/07/11(Fri)22:41 No.13437245
    lets kill THAT GUY. serously. get K to help us bury the damn body.
    >> Anonymous 01/07/11(Fri)22:41 No.13437247
    Ignore guests, pray to Gork and Mork
    >> dice+1d20 Anonymous 01/07/11(Fri)22:43 No.13437265
    Here's to hoping we offend him!
    >> Anonymous 01/07/11(Fri)22:44 No.13437288
    rolled 13 = 13

    >> Anonymous 01/07/11(Fri)22:44 No.13437291
    rolled 17 = 17

    Quick, apply the

    >facklater libellum

    >> Anonymous 01/07/11(Fri)22:44 No.13437295
    rolled 4 = 4

    Let us hope we do not. And you learn to roll.
    >> Anonymous 01/07/11(Fri)22:46 No.13437316
    To make him see error of his ways.
    >> Anonymous 01/07/11(Fri)22:47 No.13437347
    rolled 4 = 4

    >> Anonymous 01/07/11(Fri)22:48 No.13437366
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    I object, we should have him clear out the sub-sub-basement and set up a workshop. A butchery and kitchen for /ck/ would cut down on travel time too!
    >> Anonymous 01/07/11(Fri)22:49 No.13437374
    Everybody LOVES 40k!
    I purchase small, easily concealable items, like Games Workshop paint pots, brushes, and single miniatures, and then proudly put them on display right near the front door.
    >> Landlord !9KcLB.Vx8I 01/07/11(Fri)22:52 No.13437427
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    rolled 2, 8 = 10

    /s/ interjects
    >Hey, what I told you about being rude! Don't embaras me again!

    >...Also, if he didn't respect your opinion he wouldn't have asked...

    >I'm pretty sure he respects your sexual orientation!

    Reputation with /s/ goes up (First dice)*
    Reputation with /fa/ goes down (Second dice)*
    *On a 1/100 scale. Everyone starts at 50 btw.
    >> Anonymous 01/07/11(Fri)22:59 No.13437522
    >get relationship up to 100 with everyone.
    >fuck /ck/ while /co/ is happy to watch
    >> Anonymous 01/07/11(Fri)23:01 No.13437552
    At least we have a goal now.
    Make money
    Fuck tans
    >> Anonymous 01/07/11(Fri)23:01 No.13437553
    Oh well, he was bound to hate us for our hat sooner or later.

    Say, where'd the cats go?
    >> The Pole 01/07/11(Fri)23:02 No.13437561

    /s/ is better for business than /fa/, just sayin
    >> The Pole 01/07/11(Fri)23:03 No.13437572
    >>Oh well, he was bound to hate us for our hat sooner or later.

    So he's Montezuma from Civ 4
    >> Anonymous 01/07/11(Fri)23:04 No.13437599
    remember if you open a LGS it should be first and foremost a place to game with your friends, so make sure to keep odd hours that change unpredictably. better be surly and unhelpful and show utter disdain towards customer preferences, stocking only things YOU like, and don't forget to rudely disparage simple requests customers make of you.

    oh, and you better not clean that place, ever. bonus points if it used to be some other kind of store and you don't remove old merchandise.
    >> Landlord !9KcLB.Vx8I 01/07/11(Fri)23:06 No.13437633
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    Now, reputation it's not the only stat you need for that. Have you heard of hate-sex?

    The kittens are going down to the sub^sub basement.
    >> Anonymous 01/07/11(Fri)23:08 No.13437656
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    But this is a FLGS.
    Service with a Smile!
    >> Anonymous 01/07/11(Fri)23:08 No.13437665
    My FLGS used to be a Veterinarian's office.

    The private game room still says "Surgery" on the door.
    >> Command Squad !8CHDJ3c6tQ 01/07/11(Fri)23:09 No.13437677

    FUCKDAMMIT! We can't let /s/ follow them. That Guy will make her really uncomfortable.
    Also, the deep creatures might kill her.
    Send /d/ when she arrives. Fight tentacled monsters with tentacled mistress.
    >> Anonymous 01/07/11(Fri)23:09 No.13437683
    rolled 1 = 1

    Let it go, I foresee a biological promotion plot.
    >> Anonymous 01/07/11(Fri)23:12 No.13437712

    Have her start casually browsing


    Have her start pouting over her game, "No one will play with me...."

    Any white knightan' guest we have will ride to the rescue!
    >> Anonymous 01/07/11(Fri)23:12 No.13437722
    The kittens can open doors. This is ominous.

    Oh well. Back to ordering stock? Let's get one of everything. Except that fucking Ultramarines movie.
    >> Landlord !9KcLB.Vx8I 01/07/11(Fri)23:14 No.13437750
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    Funny you mention /d/ look who is on the door!
    >> Anonymous 01/07/11(Fri)23:16 No.13437786
    Prop doors with chairs for now, we'll just listen for the knocking when someone needs to get out.
    Everyone's going to hate us if we let the framerate go to hell... can't we just flood the basement or something?
    >> The Pole 01/07/11(Fri)23:17 No.13437794
    i know as far as history goes we have /cock/, and presently its /tg/+/x/, but id say /tg/ is really into /d/ if you know what I mean
    >> Anonymous 01/07/11(Fri)23:18 No.13437799
    "Hi /d/, good to see you here. Quick, go down to the sub^sub basement. There's.... stuff for you there. Sure. Yeah. Also, some annoying guy. Do whatever ya want with him. Also, kittens. Try to not... scar them mentally >.>"
    >> Anonymous 01/07/11(Fri)23:19 No.13437820
    Everyone is into /d/, and vice versa.

    Now get making us a Battletech diorama, Pole. We'll put it on display.
    >> Landlord !9KcLB.Vx8I 01/07/11(Fri)23:20 No.13437825
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    >Do you like my kimono? It even came with a samurai sword!

    >What was that last thing you said? You sounded like /a/ for a moment...
    >> Anonymous 01/07/11(Fri)23:20 No.13437829
    Point out that they are /k/'s. I have no idea what the /k/ / /d/ dynamic is like, but it might make /d/ think twice before molesting those two cats.

    I don't like they idea of /d/ molesting cats.
    >> Anonymous 01/07/11(Fri)23:20 No.13437831
    rolled 19 = 19

    /tg/ is into a relationship with /x/.

    Sex-wise, /tg/ goes both ways. I think /x/ does, too, so it's basically a threesome.
    >> Anonymous 01/07/11(Fri)23:21 No.13437837
    I love how /a/ uses emotes, despite them hurling abuse and hate at anyone who actually does so on the board.
    >> The Pole 01/07/11(Fri)23:22 No.13437854
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    fuck yeah!........mmmmm atlas punching shit? probably overdone.
    >> The Pole 01/07/11(Fri)23:25 No.13437878
    If that dont attract the weeaboos i dont know what will. the sword that is
    >> Landlord !9KcLB.Vx8I 01/07/11(Fri)23:28 No.13437920
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    >Oh don't worry, I don't do anything that they say they don't want to do~

    /d/ leaves. I guess here comes three rolls for whatever is going to happen down there. 1d20, one roll per post please.
    >> Anonymous 01/07/11(Fri)23:29 No.13437932
    rolled 3 = 3

    >> Anonymous 01/07/11(Fri)23:30 No.13437945
    rolled 7 = 7

    Here goes nothing...
    >> Anonymous 01/07/11(Fri)23:30 No.13437946
    rolled 2 = 2

    One roll as requested.
    >> Glutton 01/07/11(Fri)23:30 No.13437952
    rolled 16 = 16


    Rolling, cause why not?

    >> Anonymous 01/07/11(Fri)23:30 No.13437954
    Well, I hope this quest uses a roll-low system.
    >> Anonymous 01/07/11(Fri)23:30 No.13437958
    rolled 15 = 15

    Let's do this.
    >> Anonymous 01/07/11(Fri)23:30 No.13437959
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    >> Anonymous 01/07/11(Fri)23:30 No.13437960
    >> Command Squad !8CHDJ3c6tQ 01/07/11(Fri)23:30 No.13437962

    Those kittens are FUCKED!
    And I mean that.
    >> Anonymous 01/07/11(Fri)23:31 No.13437964

    Ruh roh
    >> Landlord !9KcLB.Vx8I 01/07/11(Fri)23:35 No.13438020
    You are going to hate yourself when you see the kittens.

    Due to the delay in making the order, the shipment will come tomorrow.

    You are deduced 1100G (shipping included)
    You have now 48900G
    >> Anonymous 01/07/11(Fri)23:37 No.13438034
    tables, chairs, shelving, counters and a register how much?
    >> Anonymous 01/07/11(Fri)23:37 No.13438036
    rolled 10 = 10

    Oh great, pin those 3 rolls on the last one. Look at it from the bright side people, now we don't die because of kittens.
    >> Landlord !9KcLB.Vx8I 01/07/11(Fri)23:42 No.13438102
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    Actually those were separate rolls because /d/ has separate targets. The last one was kittehs

    Let's see
    >> Anonymous 01/07/11(Fri)23:42 No.13438105
    >implying /d/ didn't impregnate them
    now we're gonna get overrun by half-tentacle horror cats...
    >> Anonymous 01/07/11(Fri)23:43 No.13438120
    rolled 5 = 5

    >>half-tentacle horror cats

    OH SWEET! Displacer beasts!
    >> Anonymous 01/07/11(Fri)23:45 No.13438138
    welp... we have the theme for our FLGS
    >> Anonymous 01/07/11(Fri)23:45 No.13438148
    rolled 61 = 61

    We should call up /m/ and have him demo a game of Mekton.
    >> Anonymous 01/07/11(Fri)23:47 No.13438167
    Is /fa/ still going to help us decorate the place or is he off sulking in his "men's" uggs? If he still is going to help, we should wait and see what he recommends.

    Afterall, we are a LGS, albeit a friendly one, and no one in their right mind can expect us to be professional, sensible, or to have a well thought out business model.
    >> Anonymous 01/07/11(Fri)23:49 No.13438188
    3 nice wooden tables 1 carved with non-euclidean symbols, one carved in scenes of battle and 1 carved with heroic deeds
    10 comfy chairs
    2 counters
    1 register
    >> Landlord !9KcLB.Vx8I 01/07/11(Fri)23:49 No.13438193
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    Oh look, people started coming!
    >> Anonymous 01/07/11(Fri)23:49 No.13438197
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    >>displacer beasts
    >>housecats with tentacles
    >>housecat sized displacer beasts

    It's... so cute!
    >> Anonymous 01/07/11(Fri)23:49 No.13438198
    Well fuck. At least it wasn't a critical failure, we get to add kitten bonus to that roll, right?
    >> Anonymous 01/07/11(Fri)23:51 No.13438215
    tell "that guy" to try the 16x sub basement, if that fails ask /d/
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    >>carved with non-euclidean symbols
    >> Anonymous 01/07/11(Fri)23:52 No.13438225
    and by that i meant have him ask /d/ not do it ourselves
    >> Anonymous 01/07/11(Fri)23:53 No.13438238
    Non-euclidean is easy, it just means that parallel lines are curved instead of straight.
    >> Anonymous 01/07/11(Fri)23:53 No.13438241
    >playing with her pussy

    Please tell me they just mean that /s/ still has one of the cats with her.......
    >> Landlord !9KcLB.Vx8I 01/07/11(Fri)23:54 No.13438250
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    Alea iacta est anon. What should happen already happened. You'll know what happened soon.

    >I hope you weren't planning to order furniture without hearing me!
    >> Anonymous 01/07/11(Fri)23:54 No.13438255
    rolled 12 = 12

    Greet people as usual. When /k/ gets here, tell him there's a terrorist in the basement and we need him taken out quickly and discreetly.
    >> Anonymous 01/07/11(Fri)23:55 No.13438257
    "Wouldn't think of it /fa/. You're the expert."
    >> Anonymous 01/07/11(Fri)23:55 No.13438258
    I hear you in my head all the time /fa/
    >> Anonymous 01/07/11(Fri)23:55 No.13438268
    Nah man. Just looking at what I thought might be good and then get your opinion on it. Thought it might save some time.
    >> Anonymous 01/07/11(Fri)23:56 No.13438275
    rolled 3 = 3

    Ah, there you are! Just the guy I wanted to talk to. Can you give us some recommendations, while keeping in with the theme and budget of the store?

    Your advice would really be appreciated.

    *roll diplomacy*
    >> Anonymous 01/07/11(Fri)23:57 No.13438280
    of course not, just thinking out what I think I need so I could give you some frame to work with...
    I hate it when people tell me to 'go nuts' and still expect me to get results that they are happy with...
    >> Outlaw of the All Thing 01/07/11(Fri)23:57 No.13438281
    have you seen the ugos soldiers will fuck when they are on deployment? Just don't tell /an/ we're kinda married to her
    >> Anonymous 01/07/11(Fri)23:58 No.13438289
    rolled 13 = 13

    Is /x/ here yet?
    >> Anonymous 01/07/11(Fri)23:58 No.13438295

    We were worried that /fa/ was too angry with us to help; so we resigned ourselves to mediocrity. Thankfully, that is not the case. Also, nice turtleneck-thingey.
    >> The Pole 01/07/11(Fri)23:59 No.13438301
    I dont like how we order /k/ around...... I say we thank him with a trip to the gun range come next saturday
    >> Anonymous 01/07/11(Fri)23:59 No.13438310
    >> Anonymous 01/07/11(Fri)23:59 No.13438311
    rolled 16 = 16

    I think /k/ is okay with orders. Plays into the whole "soldier" thing. We just need to be sure he gets *good* orders.
    >> Anonymous 01/08/11(Sat)00:02 No.13438333
    /an/ fucks /d/ too.
    >> The Pole 01/08/11(Sat)00:03 No.13438342
    still, I got a bro that borders on the /k/ personality, does everything someone asks of him in that good soldier way..... we need to reciprocate is all im saying
    >> Anonymous 01/08/11(Sat)00:04 No.13438357
    rolled 11 = 11

    True. But not the gun range. We're /tg/, and we should stick to our strengths.

    I'm thinking Flames of War.
    >> Anonymous 01/08/11(Sat)00:05 No.13438370
    /d/ gives me a hard-on
    >> Landlord !9KcLB.Vx8I 01/08/11(Sat)00:06 No.13438388
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    I'm going to give you a +1 in the next roll for that.

    >I guess you can keep the engraved tables, but look at this...
    /fa/ shows you this site in his macbook.
    >> Outlaw of the All Thing 01/08/11(Sat)00:07 No.13438396
    your probably being charged for all the ammo hes using.
    >> Anonymous 01/08/11(Sat)00:09 No.13438426
    Just the table. We need a play table, or display table.
    >> Anonymous 01/08/11(Sat)00:10 No.13438429
    elegant Gothic chair for each table Gamemasters privilege and a couple of statues and tapestries?

    regular comfy chairs for the remainder don't want to break the bank

    how's that /fa/?
    >> Anonymous 01/08/11(Sat)00:10 No.13438430
    Oooh, tapestries. Would they fit? Surely they would.
    >> Anonymous 01/08/11(Sat)00:10 No.13438438
    rolled 20 = 20

    >>his mac

    No, fuck off. That isn't our stuff, we aren't antagonizing the guy who is helping us.

    Don't be a that guy.
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    rolled 2 = 2

    >> Anonymous 01/08/11(Sat)00:11 No.13438447
    oh my... quite expensive
    maybe 1 chair to act as DM throne?
    1 table for displays and awesomeness
    a few tapestries for the game room
    1 statue for the awesome, though pine is a somewhat cheap wood... ahh well, it will probably keep well as long as we keep it waxed
    >> Anonymous 01/08/11(Sat)00:12 No.13438454
    rolled 20 = 20

    >>rolled nat 20
    >>the post I was quoting disappeared

    I am amused.
    >> Anonymous 01/08/11(Sat)00:13 No.13438464
    holy shit
    >> Anonymous 01/08/11(Sat)00:13 No.13438466
    Dude, stop that. You're wasting our rolls. The dice gods are finicky.
    >> Servant of the Emperor 01/08/11(Sat)00:13 No.13438467
    rolled 88 = 88

    A Confirmed Critical!
    >> Anonymous 01/08/11(Sat)00:14 No.13438469
    It's /fa/'s. Let's not upset him till we have all we need from him.

    I say we at least get the dryad statue and two tapestries.
    >> Anonymous 01/08/11(Sat)00:14 No.13438470

    >> Anonymous 01/08/11(Sat)00:14 No.13438476
    40k 40k tables
    >> Servant of the Emperor 01/08/11(Sat)00:15 No.13438484
    rolled 18 = 18

    Whoops, slipped to the d100 instead.
    I like the feel of this thread.
    >> Anonymous 01/08/11(Sat)00:15 No.13438495
    Ask him which sub-basement he wants for the cafe, if he will deign to grace our FLStuffS
    >> Anonymous 01/08/11(Sat)00:16 No.13438504
    he can't have all of any floor with magma access
    >> The Pole 01/08/11(Sat)00:16 No.13438507
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    >> Landlord !9KcLB.Vx8I 01/08/11(Sat)00:17 No.13438519
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    >/tg/, are you listening to me? I was talking to you about the reinassance statues. /tg/? /tg/?
    >> Anonymous 01/08/11(Sat)00:18 No.13438526
    Invite /x/ out to dinner to celebrate gamestore's success. Leave /d/ in charge. What could go wrong?
    >> Servant of the Emperor 01/08/11(Sat)00:19 No.13438533
    rolled 20 = 20

    Time to march through the crowd with our D20 mace to greet /x/ then.
    >> Anonymous 01/08/11(Sat)00:19 No.13438542
    Yeah sure, I'll take em all, excuse me for a moment...

    go greet /x/
    >> Landlord !9KcLB.Vx8I 01/08/11(Sat)00:19 No.13438543
    /d/ hasn't come back form the subsubsubsub basement.
    >> Anonymous 01/08/11(Sat)00:20 No.13438545

    Smash apart that crowd in a way that makes her fall in love!
    >> Anonymous 01/08/11(Sat)00:20 No.13438548

    >> Anonymous 01/08/11(Sat)00:20 No.13438551
    rolled 20 = 20


    Tell /fa/ we'll go with >>13438429, then go get /x/. As a girl in a FLGS, there's a high chance of some sort of That Guy messing with her. I REALLY don't like the sound of that when she has a copy of the Necronomicon with her.

    Also because, iirc, we're engaged.
    >> Anonymous 01/08/11(Sat)00:20 No.13438552

    >> Anonymous 01/08/11(Sat)00:21 No.13438557
    move through the crowd, dip kiss
    "Hi /x/."
    >> Anonymous 01/08/11(Sat)00:22 No.13438569
    We're marching through them, not swinging at them. I think the mace is supposed to be more of a deterrent than anything else.
    >> Anonymous 01/08/11(Sat)00:22 No.13438570
    When it comes to keeping kittens save /tg/ rolls horrible. When it comes to impressing /x/ suddenly NAT 20s everywhere.
    >> Anonymous 01/08/11(Sat)00:23 No.13438579
    Hey, man. Don't knock it. True love, it's a five dot merit for a reason.
    >> The Pole 01/08/11(Sat)00:24 No.13438587
    oh fuck we definitely greeted /x/ like a smooth motherfucker
    >> Anonymous 01/08/11(Sat)00:24 No.13438592

    AND HE IS.
    IN LOVE.
    >> Anonymous 01/08/11(Sat)00:24 No.13438593
    ...I thought we invited /x/ over to run a game of Call of Cthulhu or WoD later.
    >> Anonymous 01/08/11(Sat)00:25 No.13438603

    With natural 20s we can do it at the same time AND enjoy ourselves.
    >> Anonymous 01/08/11(Sat)00:25 No.13438606
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    >> Anonymous 01/08/11(Sat)00:27 No.13438618
    Playing a game of CoC over dinner with /x/ in our FLGS?

    Sir, I like the cut of your jib.
    >> Landlord !9KcLB.Vx8I 01/08/11(Sat)00:27 No.13438622
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    >implying I'll took into acount uncalled rolls
    Wait until I call for a roll.

    Like now:
    Pick your poison:
    seduction (innuendo, high risk),
    etiquette (politeness, low risk)
    or charm (CHA, medium risk)

    You have a +1, I will take the first option that has 3 supporters and I'll go with the LOWEST roll.
    >> The Pole 01/08/11(Sat)00:27 No.13438626
    This niggas right.....

    "love can walk through fire without blinking"
    >> Anonymous 01/08/11(Sat)00:28 No.13438631
    Alpha as fuck.

    Sure we don't have any merchandise or even a cash register, but surely we should be generating some excellent word of mouth so far. I for one can't wait for our first "Capitalism, HO!" moment.
    >> Anonymous 01/08/11(Sat)00:28 No.13438638
    rolled 3 = 3

    Go all out
    >> Anonymous 01/08/11(Sat)00:28 No.13438639
    rolled 2 = 2


    I hope this works like my past three rolls.
    >> Outlaw of the All Thing 01/08/11(Sat)00:28 No.13438645
    etiquette Play on that lovecraftian classy vibe. That and our rll is going to suck if its roll thre and take lowest
    >> Anonymous 01/08/11(Sat)00:29 No.13438646
    >> Landlord !9KcLB.Vx8I 01/08/11(Sat)00:29 No.13438647
    Stop revealing my sources anon
    >> Anonymous 01/08/11(Sat)00:29 No.13438652
    rolled 5 = 5


    >> Anonymous 01/08/11(Sat)00:29 No.13438654
    rolled 12 + 1 = 13

    dip kiss followed by casual greeting
    >> Anonymous 01/08/11(Sat)00:29 No.13438655

    Thank you sir.


    I vote Charm.
    Best of both worlds.
    >> Anonymous 01/08/11(Sat)00:29 No.13438657
    rolled 19 = 19

    >> The Pole 01/08/11(Sat)00:30 No.13438662
    rolled 6 = 6

    charm fuckers!
    >> Anonymous 01/08/11(Sat)00:30 No.13438667

    >> Anonymous 01/08/11(Sat)00:30 No.13438668
    Charm wins, we're fucked
    >> Anonymous 01/08/11(Sat)00:30 No.13438669

    >> Anonymous 01/08/11(Sat)00:30 No.13438672
    >> Landlord !9KcLB.Vx8I 01/08/11(Sat)00:31 No.13438676
    Stop rolling now. Let's crank out a result...
    >> Anonymous 01/08/11(Sat)00:32 No.13438684
    >>You have a +1, I will take the first option that has 3 supporters and I'll go with the LOWEST roll.

    >> Landlord !9KcLB.Vx8I 01/08/11(Sat)00:32 No.13438691
    Because I saw all those 20s and I tought you will keep the luck streak.

    >these tunihour
    >> Anonymous 01/08/11(Sat)00:33 No.13438699
    >>saw those 20s
    But none of them counted for anything!

    It's a well documented fact that rolls that have no consequence roll loads higher.
    >> Anonymous 01/08/11(Sat)00:35 No.13438715
    He's worried because people were randomly dropping nat 20s.
    >> Anonymous 01/08/11(Sat)00:35 No.13438722
    rolled 7 = 7

    goddamn we suck as bad in quest as in real life
    >> Landlord !9KcLB.Vx8I 01/08/11(Sat)00:36 No.13438730
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    rolled 2 = 2

    >Hey /x/ what does such a beautiful witch out there?

    >/tg/ you know that I take very seriously my wiccan beliefs...

    Oh shit, reputation with /x/ drops 1d10! (my roll)

    BUT YOU CAN STILL SAVE THE SITUATION, BELIEVE IN ME WHO BELIEVES IN YOU! Post a response to save your ass! If it's good, you'll have a +5!

    >> Anonymous 01/08/11(Sat)00:37 No.13438735

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    >"Those 20s will not affect my judgment!"

    >"Those 20s affected my judgment."
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    well we had a good run here with all those worthless 20s
    >> Anonymous 01/08/11(Sat)00:39 No.13438768
    rolled 14 = 14

    Oh, sorry, /x/. I'm really distracted with everything going on right now. We have a "that guy" downstairs that is undealt with, /d/ is around, and I think /fa/ is mad with me. It's a little hectic.
    >> Servant of the Emperor 01/08/11(Sat)00:41 No.13438788
    rolled 12 = 12

    "But of course i know you do! I was just making a terrible warhammer fourty thousand reference about psykers being called witches and it sort flew over your head and i'm really sorry about that and i'd never mean to insult you intentionally and oh god why am i still talking." And then a light bop on our own head with our mace.
    >> Landlord !9KcLB.Vx8I 01/08/11(Sat)00:41 No.13438793
    rolled 7 = 7

    oh well, you have a 20 to use whenever you feel like. THE CATCH: It can't be /x/ related
    >> Anonymous 01/08/11(Sat)00:41 No.13438798
    rolled 14 = 14

    seconded, yes deflect! deflect!
    >> Anonymous 01/08/11(Sat)00:42 No.13438803
    rolled 10 = 10

    I'm sorry, /x/, it's just been a long day, what with That Guy and /d/ and the shop...just trying for a little humor, guess I'm not that funny...seems like we haven't really talked in a while.

    *puppy dog eyes*
    >> Command Squad !8CHDJ3c6tQ 01/08/11(Sat)00:42 No.13438804
    rolled 10 = 10


    Whisper to her "I know that, but there are a lot of creepers in your average nerd-crowd. They might back off if they think you'll hex them or something.
    I just don't want any of them to make you uncomfortable. I want you to have fun here and show off that pretty smile."
    >> Landlord !9KcLB.Vx8I 01/08/11(Sat)00:42 No.13438805
    rolled 8 = 8

    Forgot mah d10
    >> Anonymous 01/08/11(Sat)00:42 No.13438808
    rolled 8 = 8

    ...let's get some rules about using it. I'd hate for us to lose it to the first chucklefuck who decides to use our 20 on something pointless.
    >> Anonymous 01/08/11(Sat)00:42 No.13438809
    rolled 3 = 3

    Throw your hands up in the air casually, but not flippantly. "You're right, /x/. I was out of line, sorry about that. Speaking of religions, you bought the book I asked for?"
    >> Anonymous 01/08/11(Sat)00:43 No.13438818
    rolled 12 = 12

    Third roll right here
    >> Anonymous 01/08/11(Sat)00:43 No.13438821
    in b4 forever alone
    >> Anonymous 01/08/11(Sat)00:44 No.13438827

    I mean, in >>13438798, not in *my* post.
    >> Anonymous 01/08/11(Sat)00:44 No.13438832
    don't worry, there's always /d/ and our cats/tentacle horrors/displacer beasts
    >> Anonymous 01/08/11(Sat)00:44 No.13438833
    We will use our free nat 20 on /d/.
    /d/ still loves us right?
    >> Landlord !9KcLB.Vx8I 01/08/11(Sat)00:44 No.13438834
    >Oh... well, I guess starting a business must be stressing...

    ROLL 1d10
    >> Anonymous 01/08/11(Sat)00:45 No.13438842
    rolled 3 = 3

    >> Landlord !9KcLB.Vx8I 01/08/11(Sat)00:45 No.13438850
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    And now I forgot mah imaeg
    >was shoond
    Let's hope.
    >> Glutton 01/08/11(Sat)00:45 No.13438851
    rolled 7 = 7


    Come on guys, we can't keep fucking up like this.

    Also, we should probably check on /d/, I don't like not seeing where she/he/it is.
    >> Anonymous 01/08/11(Sat)00:45 No.13438852
    rolled 1 = 1

    >> Anonymous 01/08/11(Sat)00:45 No.13438853
    rolled 4 = 4

    >> Anonymous 01/08/11(Sat)00:45 No.13438855
    rolled 1 = 1

    "And you know that's is what I like the best about you. That, and how radiant you look. As soon as you stepped into the shop it was like a pale, winter's moon had come down to earth, to fill us with its light."
    >> Anonymous 01/08/11(Sat)00:46 No.13438856
    rolled 3 = 3

    >> Anonymous 01/08/11(Sat)00:46 No.13438857
    rolled 8 = 8

    alrighty then.
    >> Anonymous 01/08/11(Sat)00:46 No.13438858
    rolled 6 = 6

    >> Glutton 01/08/11(Sat)00:46 No.13438860
    rolled 2 = 2

    Also protip OP:

    Your thread is auto-saging.
    >> Anonymous 01/08/11(Sat)00:46 No.13438861
    I hope it's this guy who got 3rd
    >> Anonymous 01/08/11(Sat)00:46 No.13438862
    >> Anonymous 01/08/11(Sat)00:46 No.13438863
    rolled 7 = 7

    >> Landlord !9KcLB.Vx8I 01/08/11(Sat)00:47 No.13438865
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    IN case you are wondering, reputation with /x/ is 49
    >> Servant of the Emperor 01/08/11(Sat)00:47 No.13438867
    rolled 5 = 5

    A one dee ten
    "Want to look around?"
    >> Anonymous 01/08/11(Sat)00:48 No.13438880
    The dice god has spoken, our compatibility with /x/ is low
    >> Anonymous 01/08/11(Sat)00:48 No.13438882
    For fucks sake...now a one

    Yeah, atleast we still got /d/

    I find we as a whole have bad vibes with dice rolling, its the negative waves man... fucks everything we do
    >> Anonymous 01/08/11(Sat)00:49 No.13438886
    rolled 5 = 5

    We should fix that.

    But sadly, we have other pressing matters at the moment. As long as she's not still mad with us, we can romance /x/ later.
    >> Anonymous 01/08/11(Sat)00:49 No.13438887
    Everything went wrong when /k/ brought kittens. You can't bring kittens to a fort! They take forever to breed!
    >> Anonymous 01/08/11(Sat)00:49 No.13438900
    >> Anonymous 01/08/11(Sat)00:50 No.13438908
    rolled 13 = 13

    Now that we don't need them, I predict another nat 20. Also, we can show off /fa/'s plans for the store. She'll love the goth vibe.
    >> Anonymous 01/08/11(Sat)00:50 No.13438909
    So, I think this went from from a possible 'geek goes straight to the top' to 'hil-a-rious comedy about the adorkable geek who keeps screwing up with the girl but finally gets her in the end (probably after /d/ kidnaps her or something)'
    >> Anonymous 01/08/11(Sat)00:50 No.13438910
    rolled 14 = 14

    Not very well, it seems.
    >> Anonymous 01/08/11(Sat)00:50 No.13438913
    you gotta know when to hold'em and know when to fold'em

    yeah lets find /fa/ again and come to a compromise on furniture
    >> Anonymous 01/08/11(Sat)00:51 No.13438917
    rolled 7 = 7

    the fail is with me. Again I DEFY THE DICE GODS!
    >> Anonymous 01/08/11(Sat)00:51 No.13438924
    rolled 15 = 15

    /tg/ is in love with /x/. Whenever she gets involved, things inevitably derail.
    >> Landlord !9KcLB.Vx8I 01/08/11(Sat)00:51 No.13438925
    >> Anonymous 01/08/11(Sat)00:53 No.13438950
    Oh dice god, what is our compatibility with /fa/?

    1d100, higher is better.

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