I

Why would I start a local game store when everyone who games is more comfortable shopping at impersonal chains and buying online?

>Are you ready to make it a sucess?

No. I am not. Which should put me in the perfect mindset for running my own gaming store!

Yes, lets start with one foot at a time. What game should we focus on to get our inital income?

M:tG?
Warhams?
D&D?
Something else?

>>13433788

Prostitution.

I heard it brings in a lot of revenue nowadays.

>>13433761

>>13433788
WH40K everyone knows /tg/ sucks at magic but also we should stock DnD books.

>>13433803
Sadly, your landlord is a pimp. He said if you step in his business he'll slap you

>>13433806
then god cums pokeballs with actual pokemon in them

>>13433857
motherfucking verification

>>13433853

Damn, Then I guess we should go with what these people say.

>>13433788
>>13433818

Or at the very least pay some strippers to dress up like Mages or Imperial Guardsman or some shit.

But make sure they stand outside, if they're inside everyone will feel awkward / focus on them instead of the merchandise.

>>13433864
then the pokeballs hatch

>board-tan

Please fucking die.

>>13433818
[UPDATED MY JOURNAL]

>>13433900
[UPDATED MY JOURNAL]
>captcha: cheap Nallens
a clue, maybe?

>>13433906
two new game options appear for you to choose from

>>13433941
derp forgot my image

>>13433952
however the children notice that god's gigantic erect penis is sticking through the roof of your shop and decide to leave

Let's get some neckbeards and tell them to STRIKE THE EARTH! We need a few basement levels. If we have a lava vein, add a pizzarea.

>>13434055
So, get bitches and get neckbeards, let's see if the PHONEBOOK can help.

>>13433788

Warhams will definitely turn buyers into heavy spenders... what are we getting GW product for and what kind of markup do we need to pull to at least break even?

>>13434137
Call That Guy. When confronted by light he'll instinctively burrow, forming a tunnel we can expand. Also, we can collapse it behind him.

>>13434172
Let's turn on the laptop and check GW store

>why the fuck we let /g/ install gentoo on it?

>>13434257
I hate you captcha

>>13434215
Calling...

>>13434266
>Hey bro! It's been a while since you called me! What, you opened a FLGS!! OH MAN I'M GONNA BE THERE EVERY DAY!

>>13434324
Now call /k/. We need force to be sure to drive the beast underground. Also, he can help set up our defenses. Tell him to pick up a pair of cats on the way - we need a stable food supply.

>>13434574
>Good you finally used some commons sense and decided to stockpile. Not sure about the cats, but whatever man. I'll be there in 22 minutes.

Wait a second, the doorbell rings.

>>13434678
Goddamit, That Guy is already here....

>>13434742
Inform him that you have a Black Lotus in the basement.

>>13434767
He rushes to the basement.

Call /v/.

>>13434818
>Man, I was about to play some vidya!
-Bullshit, you never play vidya.
>I was going to ARGUE about it. Anyway, what do you want?

>>13434814
lock the basement door

Call up /s/ and ask if she'd like being a booth babe.

>>13434908

You're going to invite errybody to a party to celebrate the inauguration of your store

>>13434814
Sweet, we have a basement? Progress already! Tell him that you were wrong, it was in the SUB-Basement.

>>13434931
Lock in.

>>13434910
Friday night mothafucka! Is /v/ going to get out this friday finally? Roll 1d20 and see!

>>13434914
Calling...

rolled 2 = 2

>>13435013
lets rock.

>Booth babe! Great! Nobody gives me work because I'm not eighteeeeeee.. eighteen pounds thinner! Yes, I'm curvy like that. So how much are we talking about?

>>13434977
>I don't find the Black Lotus here /tg/!
-It's in the sub-sub basement.
>Gotcha! :D

>>13435043
/v/ has a laptop.
>>13435087
Do we have to pay her hourly or can we just purchase her outright?

>>13435112
>b-buy me? What are you talking about?

SMS from /v/
>I hope you have wifi
(you have)

>>13435087
Look, /s/, as long as you wear enough clothes and you don't sex anyone, it's probably fine. Just pretend you're eighteen.

>>13435189
Lets get the party really started. Call up /d/ and tell it to bring some costumes. We are going to need to dress these girls at some point.

By "buy" clearly you meant "hire as an employee"

>>13435196
>By the way, which kind of clothes I'll wear? I hope it's something tasteful. I know this guy, /fa/ he can design something pretty cool for the costumes...
>>13435204

Give /x/ a call, we need someone to GM those late night games, also /d/.

This quest is rather fun to read so far.

>>13435239
I'd rather it be something tasteful but sexy. Your job would be to allure people, distract them and then make them buy stuff.

If you have the stuff, go for the sexy librarian look for today. The introverted guys go crazy for that sorta thing. Can I have /fa/'s number whilst we're talking?

"Oh, you got someone... oh well..." (roll 1d20)

>>13435251
>>13435204
calling /d/...

>>13435339
...ring...

>viazed consent
oh u captcha

rolled 14 = 14

>>13435339

Hopefully I remember how to roll a d20.

rolled 2 = 2

>>13435339
wait a minute. who's saying
>"Oh, you got someone... oh well..." (roll 1d20)
?

>>13435390
>>13435383
How do you roll. Sorry, never bothered paying attention and this is the first quest to really interest me.

>>13435382
>Oh my, look who's talking! Mr. "Praise Slaneesh" in person! You never talked me back about that FATAL thing you wanted to try, dear...

>>13435383
SMS from /s/
>/fa/ 555-5555
[UPDATED MY JOURNAL]

>>13435390
/s/

rolled 10 = 10

>>13435390
roll

>>13435447
See if she needs/wants work.
Either as a "model" outside or as a wardrobe coordinator with /fa/.

>>13435479
You know we could always make costumes for LARPers.....

rolled 11 = 11

We are going to need to call /ck/ to lure more fat asses into our shop with food.

>>13435479
>Well, the website is getting boring... After the twenty-third orgy video everyone calls you a one trick dog... Maybe I need a change...

>I don't know too much about wardrobe, I just grab whatever I like, but I'd gladly help! Also, "modeling" outside? I always knew you were so kinky!

>MFW there will never be a FLGS in real life that'll be this awesome.

I hear /co/ is willing to split the upkeep if they can stock some comicbooks.

Then again, if you open the floodgates /a/ and /jp/ will want to get in on it too...

Some of those japanese PnP games are pretty good though

>>13435527
/d/ told she'll come.

>>13435251
>H-hello? Who is phone?

>>13435588
Sup, /x/, you took a look at those Call of Cthulu rulebooks I lent you? The stories you shown me for the World of Darkness campaign ideas were pretty amazing and I was wondering if you'd come over and run a few starter games for my new game store.

>>13435611
>Oh right! Actually I got really into them. I even got one of those Call of Cthulhu books! I think it's collectible because it's leatherbound and all that! Too bad it's an arab edition...

>>13435663
BRING IT!

The authenticity will make this far more entertaining.

>>13435663

Tell her to leave that at home, we've a that-guy here and he might, uh... drool on it or something. Yeah.

>>13435663

We should say something about that.

Without actually saying it's a demon summoning book bound in human skin by a mad prophet.

>>13435684
>>13435683
Guys, you better roll 1d100. Let the highest win.

Open a Friendly Local Gaming Store
/tg/.jpg
Bring about the end of all things

rolled 52 = 52

>>13435684

Leave it crowd.

>>13435663
Does she have any experience in sacrifice cats and/or vagrants? We need blessings of prosperity.

>>13435732
It's /x/. Of course she has.
No idea about vagrants.

rolled 74 = 74

>>13435683
Bring it. What is the worse that could happen?

>>13435784
Oh boy here we go. You tell /x/ to bring it, she sounded really excited about it, she told she woould bring candles and everything for atmosphere.

>>13435524
calling /ck/...
>Hello? Oh /tg/, it's been a while! did you got the lembas we and /co/ sent you for christmas?

>>13435822
>did you got the lembas we and /co/ sent you for christmas?

No. No we did not.

>>13435822

Tell her it was tasty. Then ask if you can speak to /co/.

How come /v/ doesn't has a videogame store?

Perhaps because /v/ doesn't has drawfags?

We are truly lost.

>>13435842
>>13435836
We did not, but we tell her it was tasty anyways.

>Bro! Long time no seeing you! What?? You are going to open a FLGS??? Awesome! Maybe someday I can open my comic store too, eh?

>>13435865
/v/ has no gaems.

>>13435886
Tell him about the business proposition: We have a bit of space left over, and wanted to fill it with comics.

And that's really more his bag.

Fucking /co/, lazy bastard bums around at home all day leting /ck/ do all the work while we're actually trying to live the dream/

>>13435822
Are /co/ and /ck/ a couple? Do we have a shipping list for this quest?
Also, ask her if she is interested in making and selling light snacks at our new shop.

>>13435923
oh look, another faggot. gtfo.

>>13435918

Bit of fake board-drama a number of years back. Apparently, /tg/ and /ck/ used to date, before /ck/ left /tg/ to marry /co/. Since then, /tg/ has (mostly) forgiven /co/ and is dating /x/. Meanwhile, /v/ has an unrequited crush on /a/ that he can't seem to get out, and spends the time he's not complaining about video-games practicing his "will you go out with me" speech.

>>13435965

It's for the best really. I mean. /ck/'s a nice girl but she's a bit boring. /x/ is a lot more fun.

>>13435912
tell him he can have half the space, and the rest will go to /a/ to fill up with her... whatever. Apologize, but say you need to appeal to everyone.

On a more cold-hearted businessman note: we ditch whoever sells worse, CAPITALISM HO

>Do we have a shipping list for this quest?
see >>13435965
Married: /co/ and /ck/
Tsundere for each other: /a/ and /v/
Everyone else without a signifgicant other
.

>>13435979
plus /ck/ still feeds us on game nights, so it's all good

>>13435994
>>13435912
>EXCELSIOR! You are a true bro! Oh man I have this comics that I couldn't sell on ebay, this is gonna be awesome!

>>13436049
captcha, y u do dis 2 meh?

>>13435886
Realistically, how are you doing this? Are you that fast at drawing?

>>13436049
inb4 pile of crusty XXXenophile

>>13436059
>Copy and paste bro. Also I draw things in advance.

>>13436059
Those are just some doodles, nothing of a hassle for a drwfag with a bit of experience.
Also
>>13436056
The store will be divede in 3 parts, half for /tg/ relate, quarter for /co/ and quarter for /a/ maybe?

>>13436065
>Anyway let me pack and we'll catch upon you! See ya!

[YOU HEAR A DOOR SLAM]

>>13436119
dial up /a/ so we can complete our nerd store.

>>13436119
>Got the cats! Man you lock is very unsafe, good thing I'm going to fix your security!

>>13436082
I really wish I had your skill then.

>>13436196
Don't give up bro. Offer to do quick doodles on drawthreads. I've seen a lot of drawfags that improved lots doing that.

>>13436232
As if I have a pad. Never been good at drawing. Going to change my name now since we have a convo going. Anyways, I just wish I was this good at music or something. Really, I wish /mu/ were more like /tg/...wait...though...can we call up /mu/? Maybe get a concert going to get people for our first day.

>>13436278
Shit, forgot to change my name >_>

>>13436145

Might as well give /m/ a call too, then. If they're not too busy with gunpla.

What's a FLGS?

>>13436145
/k/ can you put the cats on the corner? I still have some calls to do.

>>13436290
>>13436278
Everyone has a talent. And I don't say this as a motivational fag, due to sheer repetition there is always something you have no trouble doing. But one kind of sets standards too high...

>>13436093

that would make sense, /tg/ needs a gaming table and workshop area for people with /tg/ related gaming equipment.

Maybe we should also have a "HEATED DISCUSSION ROOM" of some sort... or a satire sign post we have next to the building in the ally way or the bathroom for people to be sent to when opinion discussions become disruptive to the store. A "Shunning Corner" of the sorts.

THERE WILL BE NO SHOUTING OF MOUTH DIARRHEA IN OUR STORE!

I call my friend /b/

>>13436385

Friendly Local Game Store.

>>13436388
>/v/ YOU BAKA! HOW DO YOU HAVE THE GUTS TO CALL ME AFTER WHAT HAPPENED!
-Uh... wha?
>O.O Who is it?

>>13436523

Did we really just HEAR an emoticon?

Holy shit.

We explain the situation. We don't explain that /v/ is already coming over/here.

Should cause some entertainment while setting up.

>>13436523
/tg/, now what the shit get your ass over to our kickass store.

>>13436523
Hello /a/. We possess many basements. Join us in our capitalist paradise.

I'm not too sure about the lighting in this place. I can't remember if the walls where always this shade of white or if they were just very a very light yellow.

Let's call up /int/, I hear they're pretty good with determining if something is really white or not.

>>13436523
We need to let that guy out and make up something else to get his attention. We can't just leave him in the basement.

>>13436565
>Well, I've never tried to do a business... (but that might show /v/ that I don't need him!) okay, I'll go and see the place...

/a/ somehow made you hear =^.^= Not sure how he did it...

>>13436613
>Not sure how he did it.
>How he did it
>he did it
>he

MFW

>>13436625

=^.^=

>>13436613
We should most likely ensure that /a/ and /v/ are never in the same place at the same time.
If only for the comedic goldmine that is this store.
Also, call up /new/ to get advertisements out. They do that right?
If not, we'll have to think of something to get the word out there.

>>13436574
Night falls and the first guests shouldn't take much to come. /mu/ said was going to be late. /int/'s phone doesn't seem to answer, shall you try to call again?

>>13436610
Oh crap! What we do about THAT GUY?

>>13436625
spoilers. (not my drawing)

...well, more background info. EVERYONE knows that /a/ is a trap, except /for v/. Nobody has the heart to tell him.

>>13436720
Where's /s/? Is she ready for the opening?

>>13436720
Didn't he get locked in the sub-basement? He's the grue's problem now.

>>13436720

tell /k/ to "take care" of him, preferably using the cats

>>13436720
tell him the bathroom's in the sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-basement

>>13436779
>Oh, sorry for being late! I couldn't find a "hot librarian" thing! I only had sexy schoolgirl... /fa/ helped me but we think this doesn't quite fit...

>/fa/: God, this place is awful, looks straight out of mspaint...

>Don't be so rude! Hope doens't bother you that he came, I.. oh look, kittens!

>>13436902
Tell /fa/ that we'll pay him to make the place look nice. Also /s/ should just hang around and look cool. Tell her to look interested in stuff around the store.

>>13436902
/s/ + kittens + munchkin monster cards.

UNLEASH THE ADORABLE

>Unless the kitties would rather play warhams or magic of course...

>>13436958
>>13436949
>>13436826
/s/ is playing munchkin with the kittens, so /k/ can't use them with That Guy...

>>13436873
You hear a barely noise under your feet, "I think I found the sub sub sub sub sub sub basement! There is skub here! I hate skub!"

>>13437011
>/s/ is playing munchkin with the kittens
:3

>You hear a barely noise under your feet, "I think I found the sub sub sub sub sub sub basement! There is skub here! I hate skub!"
....You hear anything? Cause I sure didn't.

>>13436873
Fucking dorfs built this place, didn't they?

We're going to have to keep /k/ on retainer to deal with any forgotten beasts we find down there.

>>13437045
I think we might need /k/ to get in contact with blackwater for us and go proactive on the fell and forgotten beasts.

It would be good to know if there's a hole to hell down there too.

>>13437011
>Well, surely there is something I can do... let me work on the budget... I hope you understand class is not cheap, huh?

>>13437011

if this gonna be a real party we need some food and drinks, tell /k/ that getting some party food and drinks is some sort of really important mission so he'll be quick about it

>>13437062
With That Guy down there, it's only a matter of time until Hell gets sick of him stomping on their ceiling and comes through anyways.

>>13437063
Just don't make place look faggy

>>13437088
>Hey guys, I found adamantium!

>Hey..there's something coming up from this hole--WARGARBLARBLARL

>....guys?....I...I'm s-sorry...

>>13437163
This That Guy is obviously not the That Guy I'm used to.

The That Guy I'm used to wouldn't apologize. In fact, if he knew what would happen, he'd do it on purpose.

>>13437088
>>13437074
/k/ goes off to the mission, he must find (1) food and (2) means to defeat fell beasts.

Some minutes after /k/ leaves, /co/&/ck/ comes!

>I made some cookies and meatbread! The rest is in the car...
>/co/MOVILE MY DEAR!
>Yeah, that... sorry, he insisted on wearing the cape...


Damn, That Guy can't shut the fuck up.

>>13437090
"FAGGY"!??
HOW TYPICAL OF A NECKBEARD!

Quick, /tg/, roll diplomacy! 1d20!

lets kill THAT GUY. serously. get K to help us bury the damn body.

Ignore guests, pray to Gork and Mork

>>13437243
Here's to hoping we offend him!

rolled 13 = 13

>>13437243

rolled 17 = 17

>>13437243
Quick, apply the

>facklater libellum

technique!

rolled 4 = 4

>>13437243
>>13437265
Let us hope we do not. And you learn to roll.

>>13437243
To make him see error of his ways.

rolled 4 = 4

>>13437316
Derp

>>13437245
>>13437202

I object, we should have him clear out the sub-sub-basement and set up a workshop. A butchery and kitchen for /ck/ would cut down on travel time too!

Everybody LOVES 40k!
I purchase small, easily concealable items, like Games Workshop paint pots, brushes, and single miniatures, and then proudly put them on display right near the front door.

rolled 2, 8 = 10

/s/ interjects
>>13437288
>Hey, what I told you about being rude! Don't embaras me again!

>>13437291
>...Also, if he didn't respect your opinion he wouldn't have asked...

>>13437295
>I'm pretty sure he respects your sexual orientation!


[UPDATED MY JOURNAL]
Reputation with /s/ goes up (First dice)*
Reputation with /fa/ goes down (Second dice)*
*On a 1/100 scale. Everyone starts at 50 btw.

>>13437427
>get relationship up to 100 with everyone.
>fuck /ck/ while /co/ is happy to watch

>>13437522
At least we have a goal now.
Make money
Fuck tans

>>13437427
Oh well, he was bound to hate us for our hat sooner or later.

Say, where'd the cats go?

>>13437427
>>imokwiththis.jpg

/s/ is better for business than /fa/, just sayin

>>13437553
>>Oh well, he was bound to hate us for our hat sooner or later.

So he's Montezuma from Civ 4

remember if you open a LGS it should be first and foremost a place to game with your friends, so make sure to keep odd hours that change unpredictably. better be surly and unhelpful and show utter disdain towards customer preferences, stocking only things YOU like, and don't forget to rudely disparage simple requests customers make of you.

oh, and you better not clean that place, ever. bonus points if it used to be some other kind of store and you don't remove old merchandise.

>>13437522
Now, reputation it's not the only stat you need for that. Have you heard of hate-sex?

>>13437553
The kittens are going down to the sub^sub basement.
FORESHADOWING UP THIS MOTHERFUCKER

>>13437599
But this is a FLGS.
Service with a Smile!

>>13437599
My FLGS used to be a Veterinarian's office.

The private game room still says "Surgery" on the door.

>>13437633

FUCKDAMMIT! We can't let /s/ follow them. That Guy will make her really uncomfortable.
Also, the deep creatures might kill her.
Send /d/ when she arrives. Fight tentacled monsters with tentacled mistress.

rolled 1 = 1

>>13437633
Let it go, I foresee a biological promotion plot.

>>13437633
QUICK, REDIRECT /s/

Have her start casually browsing

or

Have her start pouting over her game, "No one will play with me...."

Any white knightan' guest we have will ride to the rescue!

>>13437633
The kittens can open doors. This is ominous.

Oh well. Back to ordering stock? Let's get one of everything. Except that fucking Ultramarines movie.

>>13437677
Funny you mention /d/ look who is on the door!

Prop doors with chairs for now, we'll just listen for the knocking when someone needs to get out.
Everyone's going to hate us if we let the framerate go to hell... can't we just flood the basement or something?

i know as far as history goes we have /cock/, and presently its /tg/+/x/, but id say /tg/ is really into /d/ if you know what I mean

>>13437750
"Hi /d/, good to see you here. Quick, go down to the sub^sub basement. There's.... stuff for you there. Sure. Yeah. Also, some annoying guy. Do whatever ya want with him. Also, kittens. Try to not... scar them mentally >.>"

>>13437794
Everyone is into /d/, and vice versa.

Now get making us a Battletech diorama, Pole. We'll put it on display.

>>13437750
>Do you like my kimono? It even came with a samurai sword!

>>13437799
>What was that last thing you said? You sounded like /a/ for a moment...

>>13437799
Point out that they are /k/'s. I have no idea what the /k/ / /d/ dynamic is like, but it might make /d/ think twice before molesting those two cats.

I don't like they idea of /d/ molesting cats.

rolled 19 = 19

>>13437794
/tg/ is into a relationship with /x/.

Sex-wise, /tg/ goes both ways. I think /x/ does, too, so it's basically a threesome.

I love how /a/ uses emotes, despite them hurling abuse and hate at anyone who actually does so on the board.

>>13437820
fuck yeah!........mmmmm atlas punching shit? probably overdone.

>>13437825
If that dont attract the weeaboos i dont know what will. the sword that is

>>13437829
>>13437799
>Oh don't worry, I don't do anything that they say they don't want to do~

/d/ leaves. I guess here comes three rolls for whatever is going to happen down there. 1d20, one roll per post please.

rolled 3 = 3

>>13437920
roll

rolled 7 = 7

>>13437920
Here goes nothing...

rolled 2 = 2

>>13437920
One roll as requested.

rolled 16 = 16

>>13437920

Rolling, cause why not?

DICE DONT FAIL ME NOW

>>13437932
>>13437945
>>13437946
Well, I hope this quest uses a roll-low system.

rolled 15 = 15

>>13437920
Let's do this.

>>13437932
>>13437945
>>13437946

>>13437945
>>13437946
>>13437932
ilikewherethisisgoing.png

>>13437932
>>13437946
>>13437945

Those kittens are FUCKED!
And I mean that.

>>13437932
>>13437945
>>13437946
>>13437952

Ruh roh

>>13437946
You are going to hate yourself when you see the kittens.

>>13437722
Due to the delay in making the order, the shipment will come tomorrow.

[UPDATED MY JOURNAL]
You are deduced 1100G (shipping included)
You have now 48900G

>>13438020
tables, chairs, shelving, counters and a register how much?

rolled 10 = 10

>>13438020
Oh great, pin those 3 rolls on the last one. Look at it from the bright side people, now we don't die because of kittens.

>>13438036
Actually those were separate rolls because /d/ has separate targets. The last one was kittehs

>>13438034
Let's see

>>13438036
>implying /d/ didn't impregnate them
now we're gonna get overrun by half-tentacle horror cats...

rolled 5 = 5

>>13438105
>>half-tentacle horror cats

OH SWEET! Displacer beasts!

>>13438120
welp... we have the theme for our FLGS

rolled 61 = 61

We should call up /m/ and have him demo a game of Mekton.

>>13438102
Is /fa/ still going to help us decorate the place or is he off sulking in his "men's" uggs? If he still is going to help, we should wait and see what he recommends.

Afterall, we are a LGS, albeit a friendly one, and no one in their right mind can expect us to be professional, sensible, or to have a well thought out business model.

>>13438102
3 nice wooden tables 1 carved with non-euclidean symbols, one carved in scenes of battle and 1 carved with heroic deeds
10 comfy chairs
2 counters
1 register

Oh look, people started coming!

>>13438120
>>displacer beasts
>>housecats with tentacles
>>housecat sized displacer beasts

It's... so cute!

>>13438102
Well fuck. At least it wasn't a critical failure, we get to add kitten bonus to that roll, right?

>>13438193
tell "that guy" to try the 16x sub basement, if that fails ask /d/

>>13438188
>>carved with non-euclidean symbols

>>13438215
and by that i meant have him ask /d/ not do it ourselves

>>13438219
Non-euclidean is easy, it just means that parallel lines are curved instead of straight.

>>13438193
>playing with her pussy

Please tell me they just mean that /s/ still has one of the cats with her.......

>>13438198
Alea iacta est anon. What should happen already happened. You'll know what happened soon.

>>13438188
>I hope you weren't planning to order furniture without hearing me!

rolled 12 = 12

>>13438193
Greet people as usual. When /k/ gets here, tell him there's a terrorist in the basement and we need him taken out quickly and discreetly.

>>13438250
"Wouldn't think of it /fa/. You're the expert."

>>13438250
I hear you in my head all the time /fa/

>>13438250
Nah man. Just looking at what I thought might be good and then get your opinion on it. Thought it might save some time.

rolled 3 = 3

>>13438250
Ah, there you are! Just the guy I wanted to talk to. Can you give us some recommendations, while keeping in with the theme and budget of the store?

Your advice would really be appreciated.

*roll diplomacy*

>>13438250
of course not, just thinking out what I think I need so I could give you some frame to work with...
I hate it when people tell me to 'go nuts' and still expect me to get results that they are happy with...

>>13437829
have you seen the ugos soldiers will fuck when they are on deployment? Just don't tell /an/ we're kinda married to her

rolled 13 = 13

Is /x/ here yet?

>>13438250

We were worried that /fa/ was too angry with us to help; so we resigned ourselves to mediocrity. Thankfully, that is not the case. Also, nice turtleneck-thingey.

I dont like how we order /k/ around...... I say we thank him with a trip to the gun range come next saturday

>>13438301
Seconded.

rolled 16 = 16

>>13438301
I think /k/ is okay with orders. Plays into the whole "soldier" thing. We just need to be sure he gets *good* orders.

>>13438281
/an/ fucks /d/ too.

>>13438311
>>13438310
still, I got a bro that borders on the /k/ personality, does everything someone asks of him in that good soldier way..... we need to reciprocate is all im saying

rolled 11 = 11

>>13438342
True. But not the gun range. We're /tg/, and we should stick to our strengths.

I'm thinking Flames of War.

/d/ gives me a hard-on

>>13438258
I'm going to give you a +1 in the next roll for that.

>I guess you can keep the engraved tables, but look at this...
/fa/ shows you this site in his macbook.

>>13438301
your probably being charged for all the ammo hes using.

>>13438388
Just the table. We need a play table, or display table.

>>13438388
elegant Gothic chair for each table Gamemasters privilege and a couple of statues and tapestries?

regular comfy chairs for the remainder don't want to break the bank

how's that /fa/?

>>13438388
Oooh, tapestries. Would they fit? Surely they would.

rolled 20 = 20

>>13438422
>>his mac
>>his

No, fuck off. That isn't our stuff, we aren't antagonizing the guy who is helping us.

Don't be a that guy.

rolled 2 = 2

>>13438429

>>13438388
oh my... quite expensive
maybe 1 chair to act as DM throne?
1 table for displays and awesomeness
a few tapestries for the game room
1 statue for the awesome, though pine is a somewhat cheap wood... ahh well, it will probably keep well as long as we keep it waxed

rolled 20 = 20

>>13438438
>>rolled nat 20
>>the post I was quoting disappeared

I am amused.

>>13438454
holy shit

>>13438454
Dude, stop that. You're wasting our rolls. The dice gods are finicky.

rolled 88 = 88

>>13438454
A Confirmed Critical!

>>13438422
It's /fa/'s. Let's not upset him till we have all we need from him.

I say we at least get the dryad statue and two tapestries.

>>13438438
>>13438454

HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG

40k 40k tables

rolled 18 = 18

Whoops, slipped to the d100 instead.
I like the feel of this thread.

>>13438388
Ask him which sub-basement he wants for the cafe, if he will deign to grace our FLStuffS

>>13438495
he can't have all of any floor with magma access

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP WASTING OUR GOOD DIE ROLLS!

>>13438289
>/tg/, are you listening to me? I was talking to you about the reinassance statues. /tg/? /tg/?

>>13438519
Invite /x/ out to dinner to celebrate gamestore's success. Leave /d/ in charge. What could go wrong?

rolled 20 = 20

>>13438519
Time to march through the crowd with our D20 mace to greet /x/ then.

>>13438519
Yeah sure, I'll take em all, excuse me for a moment...

go greet /x/

>>13438526
/d/ hasn't come back form the subsubsubsub basement.

>>13438533

Smash apart that crowd in a way that makes her fall in love!

>>13438533
YOU'VE KILLED THEM ALL

THESE DICE, THESE DICE

rolled 20 = 20

>>13438519

Tell /fa/ we'll go with >>13438429, then go get /x/. As a girl in a FLGS, there's a high chance of some sort of That Guy messing with her. I REALLY don't like the sound of that when she has a copy of the Necronomicon with her.

Also because, iirc, we're engaged.

>>13438526

This

>>13438519
move through the crowd, dip kiss
"Hi /x/."

>>13438548
We're marching through them, not swinging at them. I think the mace is supposed to be more of a deterrent than anything else.

When it comes to keeping kittens save /tg/ rolls horrible. When it comes to impressing /x/ suddenly NAT 20s everywhere.

>>13438570
Hey, man. Don't knock it. True love, it's a five dot merit for a reason.

>>13438533
oh fuck we definitely greeted /x/ like a smooth motherfucker

>>13438579

THERE IS A HERO LEFT IN MAN.
AND HE IS.
IN LOVE.

>>13438526
...I thought we invited /x/ over to run a game of Call of Cthulhu or WoD later.

>>13438593

With natural 20s we can do it at the same time AND enjoy ourselves.

>>13438519
A CHALLENGER APPEARS!

>>13438603
Playing a game of CoC over dinner with /x/ in our FLGS?

Sir, I like the cut of your jib.

>>13438548
>implying I'll took into acount uncalled rolls
Wait until I call for a roll.

Like now:
Pick your poison:
seduction (innuendo, high risk),
etiquette (politeness, low risk)
or charm (CHA, medium risk)

You have a +1, I will take the first option that has 3 supporters and I'll go with the LOWEST roll.

>>13438579
This niggas right.....

"love can walk through fire without blinking"

>>13438533
Alpha as fuck.

Sure we don't have any merchandise or even a cash register, but surely we should be generating some excellent word of mouth so far. I for one can't wait for our first "Capitalism, HO!" moment.

rolled 3 = 3

>>13438622
Go all out
seduction

rolled 2 = 2

>>13438622
Charm

I hope this works like my past three rolls.

>>13438622
etiquette Play on that lovecraftian classy vibe. That and our rll is going to suck if its roll thre and take lowest

>>13438638
>>13438639
EVERYONE GO ETIQUETTE

>>13438606
Stop revealing my sources anon

rolled 5 = 5

>>13438638
>>13438639
NOPE.

Politeness!

rolled 12 + 1 = 13

>>13438622
charm
dip kiss followed by casual greeting

>>13438618

Thank you sir.

>>13438622

I vote Charm.
Best of both worlds.

rolled 19 = 19

etiquette

rolled 6 = 6

charm fuckers!

>>13438638
>>13438639
>>13438652

THERE ARE NO MORE HEROES LEFT IN MAN.

>>13438639
Charm wins, we're fucked

>>13438639
>>13438638

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.

>>13438655
THANK GOD YOU DIDN'T ROLL WITH THAT.

>>13438668
Stop rolling now. Let's crank out a result...

>>13438622
>>You have a +1, I will take the first option that has 3 supporters and I'll go with the LOWEST roll.

WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT.

>>13438684
Because I saw all those 20s and I tought you will keep the luck streak.

>these tunihour

>>13438691
>>saw those 20s
But none of them counted for anything!

It's a well documented fact that rolls that have no consequence roll loads higher.

>>13438684
He's worried because people were randomly dropping nat 20s.

rolled 7 = 7

goddamn we suck as bad in quest as in real life

rolled 2 = 2

>>13438691
>Hey /x/ what does such a beautiful witch out there?

>/tg/ you know that I take very seriously my wiccan beliefs...

Oh shit, reputation with /x/ drops 1d10! (my roll)

BUT YOU CAN STILL SAVE THE SITUATION, BELIEVE IN ME WHO BELIEVES IN YOU! Post a response to save your ass! If it's good, you'll have a +5!

THIRD ROLL IS THE ONE WHO COUNTS!

>>13438699

THE FATES ARE CONSPIRING AGAINST US!

>>13438622
>"Those 20s will not affect my judgment!"

>>13438691
>"Those 20s affected my judgment."

well we had a good run here with all those worthless 20s

rolled 14 = 14

>>13438730
Oh, sorry, /x/. I'm really distracted with everything going on right now. We have a "that guy" downstairs that is undealt with, /d/ is around, and I think /fa/ is mad with me. It's a little hectic.

rolled 12 = 12

>>13438730
"But of course i know you do! I was just making a terrible warhammer fourty thousand reference about psykers being called witches and it sort flew over your head and i'm really sorry about that and i'd never mean to insult you intentionally and oh god why am i still talking." And then a light bop on our own head with our mace.

rolled 7 = 7

>>13438757
>>13438751
oh well, you have a 20 to use whenever you feel like. THE CATCH: It can't be /x/ related

rolled 14 = 14

>>13438768
seconded, yes deflect! deflect!

rolled 10 = 10

>>13438730
I'm sorry, /x/, it's just been a long day, what with That Guy and /d/ and the shop...just trying for a little humor, guess I'm not that funny...seems like we haven't really talked in a while.

*puppy dog eyes*

rolled 10 = 10

>>13438730

Whisper to her "I know that, but there are a lot of creepers in your average nerd-crowd. They might back off if they think you'll hex them or something.
I just don't want any of them to make you uncomfortable. I want you to have fun here and show off that pretty smile."

rolled 8 = 8

>>13438793
Forgot mah d10

rolled 8 = 8

>>13438793
...let's get some rules about using it. I'd hate for us to lose it to the first chucklefuck who decides to use our 20 on something pointless.

rolled 3 = 3

Throw your hands up in the air casually, but not flippantly. "You're right, /x/. I was out of line, sorry about that. Speaking of religions, you bought the book I asked for?"

rolled 12 = 12

>>13438798
Third roll right here

in b4 forever alone

>>13438818

I mean, in >>13438798, not in *my* post.

>>13438821
don't worry, there's always /d/ and our cats/tentacle horrors/displacer beasts

>>13438821
We will use our free nat 20 on /d/.
/d/ still loves us right?

>>13438798
>Oh... well, I guess starting a business must be stressing...

YOUR FATE IS IN YOUR HANDS /tg/
ROLL 1d10
THIRD POST IS HOW MUCH REPUTATION GROWS WITH /x/

rolled 3 = 3

>>13438834

>>13438834
And now I forgot mah imaeg
>was shoond
Let's hope.

rolled 7 = 7

>>13438454

Come on guys, we can't keep fucking up like this.

Also, we should probably check on /d/, I don't like not seeing where she/he/it is.

rolled 1 = 1

>>13438834
pleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease

rolled 4 = 4

>>13438834

rolled 1 = 1

>>13438730
"And you know that's is what I like the best about you. That, and how radiant you look. As soon as you stepped into the shop it was like a pale, winter's moon had come down to earth, to fill us with its light."

rolled 3 = 3

>>13438834
CMON TEN

rolled 8 = 8

>>13438834
alrighty then.

rolled 6 = 6

>>13438834

rolled 2 = 2

Also protip OP:

Your thread is auto-saging.

>>13438851
I hope it's this guy who got 3rd

>>13438852
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-

rolled 7 = 7

>>13438852
:|

>>13438852
IN case you are wondering, reputation with /x/ is 49

rolled 5 = 5

>>13438834
A one dee ten
"Want to look around?"

>>13438842
>>13438852
>>13438853
>>13438855
>>13438856
>>13438860
The dice god has spoken, our compatibility with /x/ is low

For fucks sake...now a one

Yeah, atleast we still got /d/

I find we as a whole have bad vibes with dice rolling, its the negative waves man... fucks everything we do

rolled 5 = 5

>>13438865
We should fix that.

But sadly, we have other pressing matters at the moment. As long as she's not still mad with us, we can romance /x/ later.

Everything went wrong when /k/ brought kittens. You can't bring kittens to a fort! They take forever to breed!

>>13438880
I DEFY YOU!

rolled 13 = 13

Now that we don't need them, I predict another nat 20. Also, we can show off /fa/'s plans for the store. She'll love the goth vibe.

So, I think this went from from a possible 'geek goes straight to the top' to 'hil-a-rious comedy about the adorkable geek who keeps screwing up with the girl but finally gets her in the end (probably after /d/ kidnaps her or something)'

rolled 14 = 14

>>13438900
Not very well, it seems.

you gotta know when to hold'em and know when to fold'em

yeah lets find /fa/ again and come to a compromise on furniture

rolled 7 = 7

>>13438900
the fail is with me. Again I DEFY THE DICE GODS!

rolled 15 = 15

>>13438909
/tg/ is in love with /x/. Whenever she gets involved, things inevitably derail.

>>13438915
NEW THREAD

Oh dice god, what is our compatibility with /fa/?

1d100, higher is better.