Go find a waifu to alienate 30-60% of the audience depending on the hour.

Once you've found one, follow them around for no discernible reason.

only have a playerbase of vorefags and waifufags
after doing that, make sure your players spend almost all threads arguing

[x] Shapechange into something delicious. Eat self.

Poke head out of ALLEYWAY.

Look for tasty HOBO.

>>13880715
Actually the hilarious thing is that after all that effort to rescue Claire we ignored her for the rest of the quest

>>13880773
You peer out of the alley. The streets are dark this time of night, and you don't see anything. Explore streets?

>>13880818
Feels incredibly meta.

Take a more innocuous shape, then explore.

>>13880715
>>13880733
>>13880817

This is not a continuation, but rather a spiritual successor of DDQ.


>>13880839
>Instinctively, you attempt to take on a new form, but fail.
>Walking down the street, you hear a noise. >Investigating, you find a sleeping man in filthy rags, lying in an alley.
>The hunger rises, threatening to overpower conscious thought.

>>13880910
Are you just going to copy Doppelganger Damacy or are you using a more traditional kind of doppelganger?

Explore STREETS. Find VAGRANT. Beat VAGRANT into submission, then ANALLY VIOLATE them.

>>13880973
This, but replace ANALLY VIOLATE with CONSUME.

>>13880940
I feel that the concept was too awesome to lose to whatever happened to cut off DDQ. As for copying? Well, I'm calling it Doppelganger "Bootleg" Quest, but I don't think it'll take the same path.

>>13880973
>You feel no sexual urges toward the sleeping man in front of you.

>>13881017
>You cover the man's mouth and rip out his throat.
>His eyes go wide, but his muffled scream quickly turns into a gurgle that peters off into silence.
>His corpse takes the edge off of your hunger, but nothing more.

Choose one:

Str 10
Dex 8
Cha 8

Does anon actually have a problem with this? If it really bothers you folks, I can delete the thread. Reception last night when I suggested this was positive, but it's been a chilly reception this evening.

take the dexterity. what are our stats anyway?

>>13881459
Went to grab a snack. A reply?

Str: 7
Dex: 7
Con: 7
Int: 7
Wis: 7
Cha: 7

>>13881538
Should have taken strength, oh well.

Can we take the form of the vagrant now that we've eaten him?

>>13881598
Wait, wasn't Dex at 8 a second ago?

(deleted old post due to accidental anon reply. been posting in other threads.)

>There is little left of the man but a couple shredded bits from his clothing and blood splattered on the ground.
>The hunger rises again momentarily. The homeless man was not enough to assuage you.

>>13881619
and DERP. Fixan.

Str: 7
Dex: 8
Con: 7
Int: 7
Wis: 7
Cha: 7

>>13881605
Again, a derp on my part. Yes, taking a person's form is also an option. My apologies.

>>13881627
Continue to hunt.

>>13881683
>Stalking down the sidestreets, you see light. Men and dwarves carry torches, and weapons belted to their sides. In the center is a wagon with a large chest.

>>13881736
How many? Can we even count with 7 int?

>>13881736
Lurk in the shadows and watch them

>>13881749
7 Int is stupid, borderline village idiot. 3 Int is generally the retarded/animal level.

>There are 9 men of both races guarding the cart; 2 in front, 2 to each side, and 2 to the rear. The ninth, a dwarf, carries a crossbow and is riding on the cart itself.

>>13881775
How heavily armed is everyone else?
Also, is this Strong Dorf or homebrew?

>>13881789
This is using PF rules.

>>13881751
>You watch from a distance, cloaked by shadows. The guards' swords look a little too dangerous for your taste, but simply looking at the guards themselves set your mouth watering.

>>13881833
Make a loud noise. Retreat into alleyway, ambush loners.

>>13881849
That's stupid, they won't come one at a time and even if the did, our highest stat is an 8.

>>13881867
POI: In DD we started with stats at 10.

In any case we should look for weaker, more easily subdued prey.

>>13881867
I fail to see the problem here.

...Okay, fine. Fuck the noise. Anyone else alive around here?

>>13881878
I guess we start week and get stronger through the power of Kirby? Or maybe 7's average in this version.

>>13881833
stay in the shadows, maybe peer into a few windows to find some children alone at their bed, but be careful to remain out of sight

We're in a city, right? There's GOT to be another hobo around here somewhere. We can't take on this convey as-is, we need to get better.

...Actually, no. Find a cat or something. Eat it and gain shit.

>>13881923
Tolly said he's doing this in pathfinder. You know anything about pathfinder?

>>13881923
Nah, 10 is average in PF. Our little friend here starts out as a mildly stupid, scrawny, clumsy, thing without much common sense or social skills. Right now he is subhuman. That may change.
>>13881849
>They look rather dangerous. Your memory is no help, but you feel it would be a bad idea to gain their attention.

>>13881943
>>13881954
>You slip away, leaving them unaware of your momentary presence. You continue to stalk through the streets, when you see a dog rooting through a trashheap.

>>13881954
Oh, that brings back memories. lol Fucking cat almost ended us in the very first DD, before TempDM took over.

But yeah, let's go look for something smaller than us.

>>13881983
Eat the fuck out of it

>>13881983
That could work.

>>13881992
i agree, though i dont know the stats well.. will a dog fuck us up?

>>13881983
A dog is fine, too...

>>13881992
For future reference, I'm rolling actual dice for this.

> You attack it, but the cur senses your presence and attacks you, savaging your hand. You strike it over the head repeatedly, and it goes limp. Your hand is bleeding severely, and the loss of blood makes you feel dizzy.

>>13882078
cauterize hand, will shapeshifting fix hand?
eat dog obviously

>>13882078
TWO LE- Wait, no, regular dog. Eat the bitch. (Dohoho!)

Choose one:
+2 Natural Armour
Secondary bite attack
Speed 40 ft
Str 13
Dex 17
Con 15
Wis 12
Low-Light Vision
Scent

>>13882114
DEX 17. WE NEED THAT SHIT.

>>13882114
wow lots of choice.. before we choose, can we get more info on our surrounding area? big city? small town?

>>13882123
Con 15. Hit points man, we have a negative right now

>>13882147
negative modifier, i mean

>>13882147
Won't matter if we can't get hit...

low light vision

>>13882126
The city seems large. You've wandered the streets for about an hour, and certainly not ran out of street to wander.

First vote to 3 wins. This is now SOP.

>

Noko'd and rollan a d20 for Dex.

>>13882186
>>13882147
>>13882123
*facepalm* Once again...

Since when do dogs have low-light vision?

>>13882198
Derp, that's +1d20

>>13882203
>I am a colossal faggot, please kill me now.

rolled 9 = 9

God damn it...

In our current situation, lurking around the dark back alleys, low light vision could be a god send.

Gonna have to vote for that, and then I say we go after more small prey. Maybe some rats or something.

>>13882234
NO, YOU FOOL, WE DON'T STAND A CHANCE!

>Dex 17
I choose you!

Doesn't appear to be enough people following the thread for three vote majorities. Ah well.

>>13882234
>>13882200
>The fresh meat distracts you from your pain, and as you watch, your hand slowly stops bleeding. Simultaneously, your eyes sharpen, and the shadows suddenly seem... less so. In the starlight, you can see nearly every detail of the area.

HP: 6/10

>>13882286
Uh, the majority wanted the dex

>>13882282
>>13882286
Oops. Anywho, are there any rats hanging around AND are there any convenient bludgeoning devices handy?

>>13882194

Dex 17.

Then back away from the humans - we can't take them.

Find more dogs. Eat dogs, acquire all DOG POWER.

But not in a furry way, that'd be stupid.

>FIND RAT

>>13882320

Actually, that's a better plan.

We work our way up the Tiers Of Animal.

Rat
Cat
Wolf
Panther
Man

Then recommence our adeptry.

And, if you're confused - read some Fafhrd and the Grey Mouser.

>>13882286
The hunt must continue.

Wait wait wait...any smaller vermin? Insects or something? They're the most common type of animal, surely there's enough around to bring us back to 10hp, and get cool bugstuff on the way.

>>13882301
I thought there was one vote for dex only. Well then, retracting prior statement.

>Simultaneously, your muscles twitch, and your movements become more fluid and controlled.

>>13882320

>You feel that attacking another dog would be a bad idea.

>>13882356
>You search for smaller prey. Down another alley, you see a couple rast. You pounce forward, attempting to catch one.
>You manage to catch one of them, and drop it down your gullet before it can so much as squeak.

HP 7/10
Choose one:
Con 11
Wis 13
Weapon Finesse
Climb Speed 15 ft
Swim Speed 15 ft
4 ranks Stealth (racial)
1 rank Perception (racial)
Low-Light Vision
Scent

>>13882456
STEALTH MOTHERFUCKER

>>13882456
Stealth. We shall be shapeshifting ninjas.

Related, turn into a rat, hunt down another rat, turn back, and eat it. Repeat.

>>13882456
Hunt vermin until we have everything?

since we can now see with very little light, we should go where it's darker. Does this town have SEWERS we can slip into?

>>13882520
OP Missed a few posts voting for Dex, so we retconned LLV out.
Let's go rat huntan again!

>>13882480
+4 Stealth
>You become aware of just how much noise you're making as you walk down the alleyway. You begin to creep more carefully.

>>13882520
Retroactively changed to Dexterity 17.

>>13882370
You attempt to eat a bug. It seems too insubstantial to affect your hunger.

>>13882497
>You manage to find and catch three more rats before dawn begins to light up the sky. Your hunger has waned.

Choose three:
Con 11
Wis 13
Weapon Finesse
Climb Speed 15 ft
Swim Speed 15 ft
1 rank Perception (racial)
Low-Light Vision
Scent

Con for not-dying, Weapon Finesse for actually hitting things (Dex 17 > Str 8), and Scent for tracking.

Voting for low light vision again.

>Weapon Finesse
We are so dexterous, might as well.

>>13882601
I'm fine with this.

Climb Speed 15 ft
Good for escaping from attackers.

Weapon Finesse
Our dex is too high NOT to pick this.

Low-Light Vision
Problem, humans?

>>13882601
Should be climb speed rather than scent

LLV, Climb, Weapon finesse.

WEAPON MOTHERFUCKING FINESSE!

+Climb Speed 15ft
+Low-Light Vision
+Weapon Finesse

>Your fingers grow claws, too small to attack with but enough to grip most surfaces with ease. Your eyes sharpen, allowing you to see things clearly in the starlight. Your methods of attacking now take advantage of your quick, precise movements.

>Dawn is breaking.

>SHAPECHANGE DOG

>FIND PROSTITUTE

>EAT PROSTITUTE

Just in time for Low Light Vision, it's daytime. >warst gm evar!.jpg

Alright, maybe not. Any nearby windows to smash to get a shank out of? We can make a crud spear with anything stick-like and newspaper if we have to.

>Down another alley, you see a couple rast

>>13882896

I genuinely lol'd.

>>13882813
>You attempt to change form. Excruciating pain stops you. It seems you cannot.

When assimilating some portion of a humanoid, you may take it's form instead. Otherwise, you cannot shift shape. Exception: You will take on a similar appearance to what you eat over time, regardless of creature eaten. For example, you now have rather rat-like features, looking like a rather bestial doppelganger. Definitely not human. A few more and you may begin sprouting fur over parts of your body. Taking a creature's form overwrites this slow change.

>>13882825
>In a flash of inspiration, you break a window. You cut your hand in the process. You now have 1 shard of glass.

>>13882896
I honestly laughed.

Current HP 9/10

I propose we wait for the very very first people to start walking about, and grab them, taking their shape.

>>13882984

one of the**

>>13882993
>>13882984
Our strength isn't high enough for grapples yet, though. What can we do with that shank?

>>13882497

Yes.

Also, Tollymain - you should try to be more verbose. It's probably the reason so few people are sticking around.

"Let's find a rat."
"Okay, you find a rat."
"Lets get more rats"
"You have more rats"

Etc,etc. It got old.

How long does the consumption take on a hungry peasant? We could find something to wrap the glass in, and then run up behind one of the first people out, surprise stab attack to the neck, drag them to an alley and Consume them.

>>13883033
Duly noted.

>>13882984
>As the streets grow brighter, people wake up. Waiting in a filthy alley, you see a matronly housewife making her way down the street with a couple of buckets, presumably going to a city well. She's about to pass by.

>>13883076
It takes about 5 rounds. Yes. 30 seconds. You eat... messily. And have a hell of a metabolism.

>>13883076
We just broke a window, why not go inside and ambush someone who may not be fully awake yet?

Are there any OTHERS around? Other passers-by, etc?

Shank that bitch
eat bucket
get metal form

ok ok just kidding
but shank that bitch

>>13883121

>She is the second person you've seen on the street since dawn, and the first to come this close. The streets are still empty otherwise.

>>13883112
Good idea.

Attack woman or invade home? First to three wins.

Shank WOMAN,

Gain MATRONLYNESS

>>13883152
Can't we have...both? Shank her, drag her corpse inside, leave it there. The guard will likely kill the owners for murder, then bodies!

attack woman
eat woman
then invade home

>>13883162

Seriously though, I mean shank the lady, but don't just get matronliness, but let's peruse our options first.

EAT HOME
ATTACK BUCKET
INVADE WOMAN

hey OP
I just want you to know, you made my night happier
it's been a shit day, and I lost a good job today
so my day was shitty so far
thank you for this thread

OP still here?

>CLEAR GLASS FROM WINDOW
>CLIMB THROUGH WINDOW

>>13883211
>eat home
CONGLATURATIONS! You're now HUGE and vulnerable to fire!
>Attack Bucket
You do not care for ye bucket, you're grown to HUGE size and demand larger prey!
>Invade Woman
Why don't you have a seat over there...
(also, she better roll for anal circumference...)

Go for the woman first, we can invade houses whenever.

Consume Woman

>>13883162
>>13883163
>>13883180

>You attack the woman with your impromptu shank.
Nat 20!
>She is completely caught off guard. She goes down under a rain of stabbing blows without so much as a sound. You drag her body along the cobbles back into the alley unseen.

Choose one:

Str 11
Int 9
Wis 12
Cha 13
2 ranks in Profession: Housewife
1 rank in Craft: food

Char 13, or her form if that is possible

Go for the CHA.

>>13883284
cha*

>>13883274
Profession: Housewife!
No, for realsies, Go for strength. We're weak as FUCK right now, still.

>>13883234
Wow, thank you for the compliment. Prospects looked a little hairy earlier.

>>13883284
Form is always on the table for humanoids.

>>13883299
You've been outvoted.

We still look godawful guys, realize that when people see us we are going to get cornered and killed. Take her form!

I don't see how cha may be useful
go for strenght

Strength

Take the womans form, then wait in the building naked and pretend to want sex for a sudden strike on a man for more strength.

We're a doppelganger. We need new forms! Just...don't get the clothes any bloodier than they already are.

SOP is first to 3 wins.

>Your scrawny muscles take on some strength and definition in the morning light. A few residual dying thoughts from the victim bring you to a realization: you look like a monster. You should probably hide, or take something's form, and quick.

can i vote twice? it's been a while...

>>13883318
>>13883299 here, you're right. CHA it is!

>>13883394
>>13883384
Oh, well.

Option 1: Hide.
Option 2: Find a person to eat and mimic.

First to 3.

Go inside, hide and determine all enterances/exits, hiding places, weapons and possible ambush locations.

>>13883384
Only one person said strength, dumbass.

>>13883434
Also, Option 3 is always allowed as well. I like creative players.

We're breakan into the place-whose-window-we-smashed!
>pic unrelated.
>actually, knowing 4chan, no it's not.

>>13883443
>>13883360
>>13883345

Looks like more than one dumbass
>>13883299

>>13883484
Oh wow, yeah, 2 is 100% more than one. Doesn't change that the majority were in favor or charisma and or taking her form.

Stop arguing, basic math is left to the OP, so shutup, I know for a fact none of us got it correct on purpose.

>>13883483
This guy. Wait, scratch that. What type of building did we smash?

>TAKE FORM MATRON
>TAKE CLOTHES
>GO TO MATRON'S HOME

I say hide.

>>13883535

THIS!!! Eat her children too!!!

>>13883524
>>13883483
>>13883439
>You climb gingerly through the window you just broke. The cuts you got breaking it are barely healed from eating the woman.

>Inside is what appears to be a communal cooking area, judging by the fireplace, the cauldron, and the large butcher-style knife on a counter. One door presumably leads outside. The other door is closed, and leads to unknown rooms. The third exit is a ladder leading up into a loft. Sounds of snoring come from above.

Next course of action?

>>13883609
Use STEALTH to climb the LADDER. Sneak over to wherever the sleeper is, and smother them with a PILLOW. Eat them and take their FORM.

go inside building we just smashed, find more tasty things to eat

>>13883609
Take the knife and kill bitches

>>13883511
CHA only had 2 votes, the third one is actually the first voter correcting himself.

>TAKE KNIFE

take giant butcher knife
go to where someone is sleeping
slash of mercy
and nom nom nom away

>>13883609
IT WAS THE DOPPELGANGER IN THE LOFT WITH THE KNIFE!

Just to be clear, OP, can we assume the form of any humanoid we've eaten, or only someone we're currently nomming on?

>>13883678
okay I lol'd

>>13883639
>>13883652
>>13883663
>>13883675

>You pick up the butcher knife. Holding it in your pointed teeth, you stealthily climb the ladder into the loft. You see 3 children of various ages sleeping on mats, and a woman and man sleeping on a small bed.

First to 3.

>>13883703
To clarify: When you devour a humanoid, you can take their form INSTEAD of one of their other qualities. Doing so is a one-time deal. The other things you eat later will slowly warp the person's features until you no longer resemble them.

>kill dude first
>then woman
>the kids will be easy pickings

Take the Sleeper's form, get dressed, secure and walk around the house, check for others... Do we have the ability to talk and know languages yet?

>>13883732

Smother man, stabbing him if he tries to make noise, continue to the others in turn.

>SMOTHER CHILD SILENTLY
>DRAG DOWNSTAIRS
>DEVOUR
>TAKE FORM
>HIDE BODY OUTSIDE
>LAY LOW FOR THE DAY

>>13883750
So I guess we should only use this for important people that would give us a benefit, like a king or some shit.

Hmm. Challenging encounter...Can you estimate your ability/lack to pick up a child, covering its mouth and pinching its nose, without making a sound? If so, do that, and if it seems like it's gonna escape throw it head-first down the ladder.

Silently kill the woman. Take her FORM. Fuck MAN. Once you get your JOLLIES, kill him too.

>>13883758
This sounds good.

>>13883807

Loud thump is bad... stab through the eye works well and causes little noise. Does eating children give us a benefit due to their developing and deliciously stem-cell flavoured meat?

>>13883779
I think we should use it often once we have our primary attributes established. We rarely ever took someones form in DD and look how that worked out. Practically everyone wound up knowing what we were.

No matter what, we need to kill a child and eat it, and steal it's form.

[spoiler]What have I become?[/spoiler]

>>13883850
>>13883807
>>13883777
> You silently pick up the smallest child, a little boy. The boy wakes up, and manages to get out a sound before you cut off his breath. His mother wakes at the sound.

>>13883917

>ABSCOND

>>13883856


This time, we look EXTREMELY INHUMAN. We Need a form that overrides this one, and then we can progress while ignoring forms. We have a whole family, take the form of the one that is least useful?

Either way, kill fatherly guy first

Have to relocate, will be back in 10. First to 3 wins.

Run to another room, consume kid, wait for mother silently.

>>13883917
use our 17 dex to quickly snap the little fuckers neck
and jump at the mom with the knife

>>13883963

Take the kid's form and then wait! We'll be like a horror movie!

>>13883963

This.

>>13883980

And also this.

augh, now we have to wait for the op

>>13883980
>>13883963
oh /tg/, I like how you think
however I already voted
so I would like to change my vote from 13883972
to
>>13883980
>>13883963

>>13883963
>>13883980
>>13884008
>>13884024
>>13884079

Before the mother can rub the sleep from her eyes, you dive for the ladder. You take hit the kitchen floor with a grunt of pain, but the boy cushions your fall. He's dead. You quickly devour him and take his shape within about 20 seconds. The mother peers down the ladder at you. "Tomas, what are you doing up so early?" She looks at the butcher knife, now in your hand, then the blood on the floor. She now looks alarmed. "Did you cut yourself?"

>cue background cricket sound

>>13884159
Can we talk?

>>13884172
Assume no, start crying. Universal languages up in here!

>>13884172
Yes. When you take someone's form you also take their voice. You picked up Common from eating multiple speakers, from now on languages are an attribute to take like any other. It warps over time as does their appearance. Also, you are now Small.

How to respond? First to 3

>>13884209

Say "Look what I did!!!" and point to the window. When she goes to look, slash her in the spinal cord and consumify.

>>13884236
seconded

"I think I cut my finger, mommy. It hurts. Will you please come make it better?"

>>13884236
I was >>13884203
DO THIS.
...Wait, do we have the Int/Wis for that?

>>13884261

When she comes down to take a look at it, say, "I'm hungry, mommy. I'm so hungry! Will you please feed me, mommy?"

And then we eat her.

>>13884261
>>13884203
She's too far away to reach right now.

>"I think I cut my finger, mommy. It hurts. Will you please come make it better?"
>"Tomas, what did I tell you about knives." She sighs and climbs down the ladder. When she reaches the floor, she turns her back and walks over to a table to pick up a dirty rag.

Deathworld Quest, New Doppelganger Quest...tonight is a lovely night for /tg/! Anyone feeling archive?

Also, there's blood on our clothes from being eaten, right? Time to look like we're in pain...lure mommy down the ladder, try to hug her, but before you do, slit her throat and make her watch you stab her.

>>13884267

I think the the act would be heavily in our minds at this point, we broke in and immediately went for the kid, in the game. I don't think it's too much, considering that.

>>13884324
>>13884326
Beat me to it. While her back is turned, employ Dex to slit her throat, then do what I said in my last post

>>13884324

Inform mom of window, stab her in the spinal column, consume mom, wait for siblings/dad.

my vote goes to whatever route gets the mother in our bellies faster

Stab mother after getting her to see the window somehow.

C'mon OP, I wanna know what kind of sweet perks we get for eating Mommy!

>>13884436
We gotta Democracy this bitch up, first.

>>13884338
>>13884326
>She picks up the rag, and sits down on a stool. "Come here, Tomas." Drawing on the boy's residual memories, you climb into her lap. As she reaches for your hand, you deftly attempt to slit her throat.
>Her eyes go wide in shock and horror, but it's far too late. She gurgles, and falls to the floor. It's the work of a couple minutes in this smaller body, but you devour her quickly, nonetheless.

Choose one:
Appearance
Int 9
Wis 8
2 ranks Profession: Cook
Deft Hands

For future reference, when you take a learned skill, you gain 1/4 of the ranks the person possessed. You may only gain skill ranks via eating people more skilled than you.

>>13884474
Gained ranks DO stack, to make things clear. You just can't gain 20 ranks of acrobatics at once.

>>13884474
So she was a level 8 cook? Daaaamn, shit's superhuman.
Take her FORM. Go upstairs, tell huband Tomas is OKAY. Get JOLLIES.

>>13884474

Aw, nothing really amazing. Let's take her appearance and "meat" the rest of the family!

What does Deft Hands do, OP?

Description of Deft hands, if awesome, take, otherwise, take form.

>>13884525
Deft hands is +2 to Disable Device and Sleight of Hand RAW. I figured a skilled cook would probably have something like that after a few years. As I see it, you can apply it to any dexterity checks involving skilled precise work with your hands.
>>13884501
>>13884511
>You take her form, and climb back into the loft. The children are still sleeping peacefully. The woman's (a stray thought informs you her name was Elise) husband is still snoring away in the bed as well.

take her form and nom rest of family

>>13884594

Slit his throat, muffle any sounds he makes with a pillow, and quietly eat that fucker.

Cover the male's face with pillow/blanket/whatever, cut throat, consume, then move to the children. After assimilating their bodies, I suggest we clean the place up heavily, barricade the doors and windows, and sleep if we need to. If we don't need to sleep, search the house very thoroughly for anything valuable or dangerous we could use.

Change clothes into less-bloody ones. If Elise's husband wakes up and asks what you're doing, say Tomas cut himself on a knife, but you took care of it and made him a snack. He'll be back up after he eats it. Get back in bed, wait for husband to go to sleep, and eat him.

Also, we still have the glass shank, right?

op?

>>13884634
Herp. If he doesn't wake up, make sure the kids are still asleep, and smother daddy dearest.

>>13884625
>>13884627
>>13884634

We have the shank in one hand, and the butcher knife in the other. We are currently wearing nothing. We've been eating corpses clothed.

>You find a plain dress in a chest near the bed. Quietly, without waking the sleepers, you put it on. Then, you walk over to the man. Oblivious to his doom, he snores on.
Rolling for attack

>>13884672


You asking for us to roll?

>>13884672
stick the knife handle in your hooch and stab him with it

>>13884692
You. Leave. Now.

>>13884686
He said he was rollan IRL, so I guess we wait a minute and see what happens.

16 for butcher knife,
Nat 1 for glass shank.

>You slice the man's throat with the butcher knife and stab him in the chest with the glass shank. The shank gets caught in his ribcage and breaks. You hold the pillow in his face; his struggles quickly cease. He's dead.

Choose one:
STR 14
CON 13
1 ranks Profession: Butcher
Weapon Proficiency: Cleaver.

>>13884711

That's wha I thought, but then why wouldn't he continue the post instead of multiposting?

>>13884721

Gain Con, eat children, cleave them both then, consume. We don't want any runners with our doors openable.

>>13884725
Don't want to leave you hanging an extra five minutes. Want to keep you folks up to date, right?

hey op can you make another thread?
refreshing a thread this big is getting hard on my slow ass pc

>>13884725
Beats me. Probably a combination of typing up a description and not wanting us to wait
>>13884721
Strength. We're crazy weak still. If we eat him slow enough, can we get Con, too?

>>13884721

Take his strength. We didn't really find out with Tomas because we took his form without checking our options, but I'm wondering if we'll really get much of anything from children. I guess we should eat one and find out!

That cleaver could come in damn handy...Let's get that, then test it on the youngin's!

Don't get strength, we have weapon finesse and the bonus to hp is too big of a boost to ignore at this point.

I'm wrapping up in about 30-45. I'd rather not make a big first thread and a small second thread. Are we in autosage?

>>13884721
I'll go with CON this time
and then go nom nom the kids

>>13884745

Changing my vote from STR to CON. We need need to munch on a kid though.

Con. We've got d12 hit die, apparently. That Con raises us to 13 hp from 10. Let's...not exploit that, but give ourselves something to fall back on.

>>13884766
Savin' for posterity - you're making another, right? http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/13880692/

CON it is!

>As you devour the man, you begin to feel tougher and more durable. Couldn't have anything to do with the scars on his hands, of course. You turn your attention to the children. They hardly have a chance; you break one's neck and smother the other with his father's pillow. You feel almost engorged with all this eating.

Choose two:
Int 11
Wis 12
Cha 15
Death Blossom
Fleet

>>13884807
Thanks. I think we can ride this 'un out though. I'll be done by 0340 my time.

>>13884842
>Death Blossom
Get this, then RANGER THE FUCK UP!

Describe Death Blossom and Fleet, please.

>>13884842
...Yeah, what's death blossom do.

Fleet, though. Runnan faster, etc. They didn't both have it?

Death Blossom
Fleet
what are those?
and have we healed our wounds from all this eating?

>>13884886
Fleet: Add 5 ft to your land speed. This will stack with all further increases.

Death Blossom: Joke. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lzbr6fPDmkE

>>13884903
Fleet twice. Two kids, kids have a way of being surprisingly fast. Therefore, two instances of fleet. Failing that, Fleet and Charisma.

>>13884903
Also, HP is now 11/11
For future reference, hit die will be d10. First die was automaxed.

Int and Cha, says I. We can't go on for long being so painfully stupid, and Cha will help our acting abilities.

Int and Cha, and we can absorb some sorcerers later.

I say fleet and Int

13 CHA and Fleet (rolled for Fleet/INT came up Fleet)

>Memories from the older female child of social interactions and manipulation filter through as you devour her. She was a talkative one, and knew what to say to get what she wanted. As you digest the other boy, your legs start to feel more... energetic, and you feel the impulse to run about.

What next? First to 3

Hide the bodies, catch an hour or two of shuteye (assuming we NEED sleep), then get far away from this place.

Barricade doors and windows, then rest.

yeah let's take a rest and wait for night to come again

>>13884989
>>13884999
>You pull the largest chest in the loft over the opening to the kitchen, then lie down on the bed to doze. All of this feasting has made you sleepy.
>You wake up to the sound of shouting. You sit up. Something is striking the chest, and the shouting is getting louder.

And I'm going to be an evil bastard and leave you hanging.

>>13885020

Same time tomorrow night then?

>>13885030
Nah. I've got a metric fuckton of engineering homework due Monday, and none of it is finished. C'est la vie!

I plan to resume it next weeks same time-ish. About 1100, I think. I probably have a real-life PF session first (might be losing players to a Deathwatch game D: )

It was fun tonight though. I don't know what happened to TempDM, but I figure he either doesn't care or isn't in a position to comment anymore. Thanks for the comments, thanks for the archive, and I'll be around. Should I keep the trip for non-quest usage? I browse /tg/ all the time during the week.

>>13885058

Keep the trip so I can bug you about a more exact time for the next installment of this. Shit was fun.

Archive is
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/13880692/
Vote it up!

>>It was fun tonight though. I don't know what happened to TempDM, but I figure he either doesn't care or isn't in a position to comment anymore.

I'm alive. I won't say much else on that--anon is very good at finding out personal details from very little information, and frankly I CAN'T talk about most of it--except that nearly being in the middle of a no-shit full scale war makes everything else in life take a backseat. I've only recently been anything other than completely swamped.

I'll be back sooner than you think with more of the original flavor DDQ, but do whatever you're having fun with. Haven't had a chance to blast through the thread here yet but it's pretty humbling to see people running with the same idea.

What would y'all think if I started it as Part II, Thread I? Thinking it might make things a bit easier for kickstarting it back up.

I still wuv you all,

TempDM

>>13886055

HOLY SHIT

TEMPDM IS FORMER EGYPTIAN PRESIDENT-DICTATOR MUBARAK. D:

>>13886055
>bullshit, can't be tempdm

>checks trip

>it is tempdm

>my face

>>13886055
I remember that drawfag. She took like ninety requests in a single thread, started a blog, and disappeared after drawing like six things. Not even high-detail drawings, just stuff like these that most drawfags seem to churn out in minutes. Wonder what happened to her.

>>13886065
>HOLY SHIT
>TEMPDM IS FORMER EGYPTIAN PRESIDENT-DICTATOR MUBARAK. D:
I can neither confirm nor deny this statement.

>>13886075
>drawfag
Probably got bored and wandered off.

>>>What would y'all think if I started it as Part II, Thread I? Thinking it might make things a bit easier for kickstarting it back up.

what do you mean?

>>13886055
TEMPDM!

>>13886067
>>13886105
Good to see you too.

>>13886094
I mean that all the rest of the DDQ threads I ran would be lumped together as "Part I". The next thread would start as "DDQ Part II, Thread I". I'm open to titles for each part if people like the idea.

what what what

Temp DM, you still there?

>>13886885
Surprisingly, yes, but I'm on my way out for now. Hit me up on the email here if you want to chat.