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    68 KB Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 02/15/11(Tue)18:51 No.13915400  
    Sit a moment, dear listeners, and I shall tell you the tale of the great Apprentice.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 02/15/11(Tue)18:52 No.13915415
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    Once I was but a lowly shreep-tender, forever toiling in the service of the great wizard Adan, but those idyllic times have since passed by.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 02/15/11(Tue)18:53 No.13915430
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    Summoned to his tower, I held hopes that my years of drudgery had paid off, and that I was to be inducted into the ranks of magic, but in my haste I activated a strange scroll - a writing even Adan could not pierce - and brought a nearby skull back to an ill and nearly mindless half-life!
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 02/15/11(Tue)18:55 No.13915444
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    Banished from Adan's sight, I fled his tower to the dungeons below, where demons not of this earth lay imprisoned. Adan's magic had been denied me, but that dim form offered me power - power beyond measure - and asked no price save that I would take its proffered gift.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 02/15/11(Tue)18:55 No.13915451
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    With the book's power, I found myself able to draw forth fire and raise up the dead... but the book's dark influence brought the red cloud of murder to my every thought. In a confused rage I murdered my old rival Jenny the Harlot, returning to my senses only in time to hide her corpse.

    Turning again to the book's dark magic, I brought back at least a part of her...
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 02/15/11(Tue)18:56 No.13915465
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    ...but before I could bind her to my will she attacked and killed the merchant Salmo!
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 02/15/11(Tue)18:57 No.13915482
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    Fearful that Adan had witnessed those dark transpirings, I fled my home and the only town I've ever known, finding passage with a brash young sailor seeking his own way. Strangely, he not only recognized the unquiet dead that traveled with me but was unconcerned by their existence!
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 02/15/11(Tue)18:58 No.13915496
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    The river's current moves swiftly, and nothing stirs save for the rhythmic splashing of Bob's paddles. Though we fled the town just ahead of the dawn's light, the sun now stands high overhead.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 02/15/11(Tue)19:00 No.13915523
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    A strange and somehow foreboding ruin passes by, and its presence stirs James to break our long silence.

    "Ruins of the Empire," he says, sensing my unease.

    "In the last Great Age, the Empire of the Dragon stretched all the way to the southern wastes. These ruins are all that's left to mark its passing."

    "Some may claim they're haunted by the ghosts of monarchs."
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 02/15/11(Tue)19:01 No.13915541
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    "We're in country now that hasn't seen an army for two hundred years or more. Your town was the last spot on the map... beyond that, who knows? I've heard tales of strange beasts that walk like men, or women who can change their shape, or even great monsters as big as the very hills that swallow shreep whole..."
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 02/15/11(Tue)19:02 No.13915564
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    "Say, I don't know about you, but all this talk is making me hungry! How about letting me have some of that shreep meat you promised me?"

    With James' words I realize that I myself have not eaten anything since the events of the past night, and my stomach rumbles painfully. While he may be able to stomach raw meat, I cannot.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/11(Tue)19:03 No.13915572
    When does the participation bit come it? :|
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 02/15/11(Tue)19:04 No.13915575
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    Equipment check:
    One shreep (female, tame, rideable)
    One skeleton helper (Bob)
    One zombie harlot (Jenny)
    One pitchfork (muck-encrusted)
    One book of blasphemies (bound in the skin of infants or something)
    One fancy knife (supposedly forged by blind monks of Zaldimar)
    One small pouch (empty)
    One backpack
    Fifty pounds of shreep meat

    ==============

    Spells:
    *Witchlight: Summon a glow to light your way in darkness

    *Hand of Flame: Summon fire from your hand

    *Unseeing: Turn one thing or person temporarily invisible


    Magical Abilities:
    *Second Sight: See invisible entrances (and possibly other things)
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 02/15/11(Tue)19:05 No.13915592
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    "A great age indeed," he says softly.
    What will you do, Apprentice?
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 02/15/11(Tue)19:06 No.13915610
    >>13915572
    >When does the participation bit come it? :|

    Ha ha, sorry, bro; it's either this or rely on people to read through three 200+reply threads before they can start playing.

    Game on!
    >> Anonymous 02/15/11(Tue)19:08 No.13915637
    Rest near ruins, use our free time for some divining or exploration.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/11(Tue)19:10 No.13915655
    >>13915575
    That sheep is AMAZING. I want one.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 02/15/11(Tue)19:13 No.13915678
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    "Hold a moment, friends!"
    >> Anonymous 02/15/11(Tue)19:15 No.13915691
    rolled 5 = 5

    >>13915592

    FUCK YES LEGO QUEST! I missed you this weekend

    Explore the ruins, look for the ghosts of some long-dead kings and bind them to our will
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 02/15/11(Tue)19:15 No.13915693
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    Without a sound, a man in green suddenly stands atop a fallen piece of rubble, brandishing a sword!

    "It's rare that I get visitors out here, so I'd hate to be rude and let you pass so quickly!"

    "Now, how much coin do you have, and be quick about it!"

    What will you do, Apprentice?
    >> Anonymous 02/15/11(Tue)19:16 No.13915710
    rolled 3 = 3

    >>13915693
    USE FIRE SPELL

    BURN HIGHWAYMAN
    >> Anonymous 02/15/11(Tue)19:17 No.13915716
    rolled 12 = 12

    >>13915693
    I've got two undead killing machines in this boat and you have a dinky little sword

    Do you feel lucky punk?
    >> Anonymous 02/15/11(Tue)19:18 No.13915734
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    rolled 6 = 6

    >>13915716
    >Legoquest
    >successful intimidation roll
    >without fancy hats

    Did hell freeze over or something?
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 02/15/11(Tue)19:21 No.13915779
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    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 02/15/11(Tue)19:23 No.13915804
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    "Fiiiiire!"

    Jenny howls in fear, perhaps spurred by the memory of her last encounter with my spell of fire -

    - and scrambles to jump overboard!

    What will you do, Apprentice?
    >> Anonymous 02/15/11(Tue)19:24 No.13915817
    rolled 12 = 12

    >>13915804
    Laugh
    >> Anonymous 02/15/11(Tue)19:26 No.13915832
    rolled 9 = 9

    >>13915804
    Smack her and tell her to sit down
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 02/15/11(Tue)19:30 No.13915884
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    Jenny hits the water with a splash and a look of pure childlike surprise spreads over her face - and I find I cannot suppress the laughter that wells up in my throat.

    I hope she doesn't think ill of me for it.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/11(Tue)19:32 No.13915893
    rolled 12 = 12

    >>13915884
    POOL PARTY!
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 02/15/11(Tue)19:33 No.13915910
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    "Hey!" Call it off!"

    "Get away from me!"

    "Roy! Orin! Shoot it, for your mothers' sakes!"

    The man calls to someone, but I see no reply...

    What will you do, Apprentice?
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 02/15/11(Tue)19:34 No.13915922
    >all dem 12s


    Also,
    >Lakeboat iffilica
    Captcha wants to play too?
    >> Anonymous 02/15/11(Tue)19:34 No.13915926
    rolled 12 = 12

    >>13915910
    Call her off? hmmmmm, how many coins do you have?
    >> Anonymous 02/15/11(Tue)19:35 No.13915934
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    rolled 6 = 6

    >>13915926
    >>13915893
    >>13915817
    >>13915716
    THE DICE GODS ARE PLEASED WITH THIS THREAD
    >> Anonymous 02/15/11(Tue)19:36 No.13915939
    rolled 2 = 2

    >>13915910
    Hahahahah!

    That went better than expected!
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 02/15/11(Tue)19:41 No.13915998
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    "This is all I have, I swear!"

    "Please, just call it off!"

    What will you do, Apprentice?
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 02/15/11(Tue)19:43 No.13916013
    By the way, Bob is wearing a disguise and Jenny is not noticeably zombielike unless you get close to her.

    Or if she is trying to eat you.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/11(Tue)19:43 No.13916015
    rolled 12 = 12

    >>13915998
    We had a deal, take money, call off zombie
    >> Anonymous 02/15/11(Tue)19:43 No.13916024
    >>13916015
    Holy fucking shit how do I roll so many 12's!?
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 02/15/11(Tue)19:47 No.13916062
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    By the way, here is an exploded shreep for anyone who wants to duplicate it.

    The bulls have different stuff on top of their heads.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/11(Tue)19:52 No.13916092
    >>13915998
    Magic Flame Hand thingy spell

    Hand to face

    ????

    PROFIT
    >> Anonymous 02/15/11(Tue)19:52 No.13916097
    rolled 17 = 17

    >>13916092
    ah fuck forgot the roll
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 02/15/11(Tue)19:53 No.13916104
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    "I'm sorry about trying to pull that on you, ma'am. Didn't know you were a wit- I mean a uh... magician. I just saw the opportunity and grabbed at it, y'know?"

    "No hard feelings?"

    What will you do, Apprentice?
    >> Anonymous 02/15/11(Tue)19:54 No.13916116
    rolled 10 = 10

    >>13916104
    WHOA HOLY SHIT HE HAS ONE ARM!

    I just noticed

    Push him in the water lolololol
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 02/15/11(Tue)19:55 No.13916120
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    >>13916097
    >rolled 17 = 17
    >> Anonymous 02/15/11(Tue)19:55 No.13916121
    >>13916097
    lego quest is 1d12
    >> Anonymous 02/15/11(Tue)19:59 No.13916166
    rolled 7 = 7

    >>13916121
    oh snap, my bad was rolling d20 out of old habit. Rerolling
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 02/15/11(Tue)20:00 No.13916177
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    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 02/15/11(Tue)20:05 No.13916210
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    "I supposeI deserved that..."

    What will you do, Apprentice?
    >> Anonymous 02/15/11(Tue)20:06 No.13916220
    rolled 4 = 4

    Get the hat with the oar, blam new hat for Bob.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/11(Tue)20:06 No.13916223
    rolled 1 = 1

    >>13916210
    Aww, guess the water isn't too deep.

    Oh well, we don't need crippled zombies, row onwards
    >> Anonymous 02/15/11(Tue)20:08 No.13916239
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    I just wanted to tell you that i read all the Lego Quests in the archive and that you are a gentleman and a scholar.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 02/15/11(Tue)20:10 No.13916252
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    James stretches out over the prow and grunts, flapping the oar to catch it, but only succeeds in driving it back to its owner!

    "Ha ha, come here, you!"
    >> Anonymous 02/15/11(Tue)20:11 No.13916259
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    >minus ten hat points.jpg
    >> Anonymous 02/15/11(Tue)20:14 No.13916293
    rolled 8 = 8

    >>13916252

    While he thinks we are on semi-friendly terms, ask him who Roy and Orin are?
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 02/15/11(Tue)20:15 No.13916302
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    "Aw, I didn't want it anyway," James says, scoffing. "But I'm still starving. Let's see that shreep meat."

    "Shreep meat?" the green man calls.


    What will you do, Apprentice?
    >> Anonymous 02/15/11(Tue)20:17 No.13916323
    rolled 2 = 2

    >>13916302
    He was nice enough to give us his boat, he can hav some shrep meat
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 02/15/11(Tue)20:20 No.13916359
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    "Roy and Orin are my brothers-in-arms, as it were," he says, fishing his sword out of the river. "We live out here, beyond the laws of man, doing as we will... though it sometimes goes a little off," he chuckles, "around magicians."
    >> Anonymous 02/15/11(Tue)20:23 No.13916406
    >>13916359
    Tell him that seeing as we took his money and threw him in the water we can call things even, and there'll be shreep meat for everyone if he and his 'brothers' will give us some guidance around here. We could use someone who knows the area.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 02/15/11(Tue)20:24 No.13916416
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    "They're probably just hiding - ROY! ORIN!"
    >> Anonymous 02/15/11(Tue)20:25 No.13916431
    Lego quest is back!

    I miss the shreep family...
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 02/15/11(Tue)20:26 No.13916435
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    Two men poke their heads out from top of the ruined tower and call down:

    "What are they, Captain? Wolves?"
    >> Anonymous 02/15/11(Tue)20:28 No.13916451
    Ask him how he lost his arm.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 02/15/11(Tue)20:28 No.13916457
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    "No, not Wolves," the green man says.

    "Just hungry travelers."

    "Come down, we're about to eat lunch."
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 02/15/11(Tue)20:29 No.13916466
    >WARNING<

    Lego Quest may be paused without notice for 15-20 minutes soon.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 02/15/11(Tue)20:30 No.13916481
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    >>13916431
    >I miss the shreep family...

    They're still with you!

    ...fifty pounds of them, anyway.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/11(Tue)20:31 No.13916492
    rolled 6 = 6

    >>13916457

    WHO THE FUCK SAID YOU GET ANY CRIPPLE!?
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 02/15/11(Tue)20:31 No.13916499
    >>13916492
    >Tell him that seeing as we took his money and threw him in the water we can call things even, and there'll be shreep meat for everyone if he and his 'brothers' will give us some guidance around here. We could use someone who knows the area.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/11(Tue)20:32 No.13916508
    >>13916492
    There's not really a lot of cause to be a huge bitch. Presumably we're not THAT evil and corrupted just yet.

    Though if they try anything at all untoward I will be the first one to support burning their faces off and making new zombies.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/11(Tue)20:35 No.13916545
    rolled 5 = 5

    >>13916499
    Oh fine, but I still don't trust them
    >> Anonymous 02/15/11(Tue)20:37 No.13916579
    >>13916466
    Tell me when you do please so I know when to go make soup
    >> Anonymous 02/15/11(Tue)20:43 No.13916654
    >>13916481
    Baaaaaw...
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 02/15/11(Tue)20:54 No.13916775
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    Ten minutes later, our two uneasy groups sit around the fire I've provided, and the delicious smell of roasting shreep fills the air.

    "Hey Captain, how come those two ain't joining us?" one of the men asks.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 02/15/11(Tue)20:57 No.13916805
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    "Eh, pay those two no mind," he says. I am not sure why he chooses to keep their deathly conditions a secret, but he does.

    "Now, you folks had asked about the lay of the land..."
    >> Anonymous 02/15/11(Tue)20:58 No.13916825
    >>13916805
    ...isn't bob's undeath...kinda obvious?
    >> Anonymous 02/15/11(Tue)21:03 No.13916889
    >>13916825
    See >>13916013:
    >By the way, Bob is wearing a disguise and Jenny is not noticeably zombielike unless you get close to her.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/11(Tue)21:06 No.13916914
    >>13916889
    Gotcha, onward good sir!
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 02/15/11(Tue)21:08 No.13916933
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    "The river flows south, as you well know, but eventually spreads out into the great southern swamp, and beyond that the southern wastes. They say a witch - I mean no offense, ma'am, but that's what they say - dwells there."

    "To the east lie mountains, where the treasure vaults of the ancients may be found. I've heard tell that men still plunder them and draw forth treasures, though I hold to no foolish talk myself."

    "West is the old kingdom of Ahn, where men might still hold to the ancient laws, even in this wild land. Their kingdom was crumbling and the old king dead ten years passed, so of Ahn's fate I cannot say."
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 02/15/11(Tue)21:08 No.13916940
    >>13916825
    Hats are a wonderful thing in Lego Quest.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/11(Tue)21:09 No.13916946
    rolled 7 = 7

    >>13916933
    TREASURE YOU SAY!?

    Tell me more about this treasure
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 02/15/11(Tue)21:15 No.13917019
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    >>13916946

    "When the Empire of the Dragon began to falter, they began to hoard their treasures in enormous vaults... trapped to slay any who dare enter them."

    "But men have been daring them for eight hundred years - by now there would be naught left but mice-drops, by my reckon."
    >> Anonymous 02/15/11(Tue)21:17 No.13917047
    How do you legopeople produce childern? I mean you have no organs to do so.


    Does your god build them for you? If so , what do you think of your god?How does it feel to know without your god to build you and your people that you wouldn't exist?
    >> Anonymous 02/15/11(Tue)21:19 No.13917066
    rolled 6 = 6

    >>13917019
    Well that's still our best bet to find fancy ha......i mean magic artifacts and what not

    Can't raise an undead army without that
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 02/15/11(Tue)21:19 No.13917070
    >>13917047

    >>>/rs/amperduke&from=ALL
    >> Anonymous 02/15/11(Tue)21:23 No.13917116
    Werent we going to free the evil guy from underneath the wizards tower?
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 02/15/11(Tue)21:27 No.13917159
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    "We thank you for the meal, even if it was a bit expensive..."

    "I can't imagine why you're out here and pressing out farther still, but heed this: watch for Wolves. They hold to no decency and eat man-flesh by choice. If they find you... run."

    "Anything else?"

    What will you do, Apprentice?
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 02/15/11(Tue)21:27 No.13917162
    >>13917116
    >Werent we going to free the evil guy from underneath the wizards tower?

    The votes to leave town outweighed the votes to spring him.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/11(Tue)21:29 No.13917179
    rolled 10 = 10

    >>13917159

    fix his arm with magic, it's annoying me
    >> Anonymous 02/15/11(Tue)21:31 No.13917211
    >>13917179
    We can use the book to give him some sort of horrible EVIL ARM! It'll be awesome!
    >> Anonymous 02/15/11(Tue)21:35 No.13917268
    >>13917211
    We picked on him enough

    Hell we beat him with an oar and threw him in a river, and I'm pretty sure he wet himself
    >> Anonymous 02/15/11(Tue)21:38 No.13917311
    So Flemeth's hut, a kingdom with no king and everyone is probably covered in feces, or THE HALLS OF THE MOUNTAIN KING!?

    I vote we go east to the mountains. Then we can go make ourselves queen of that town
    >> Anonymous 02/15/11(Tue)21:43 No.13917365
    >>13917311
    I'm certainly not really feeling going to see the witch- who will probably disapprove of our actions, or enslave us if she's also evil. Or to the town- which we would be run out of for calling on dark powers.

    Process of elimination, that leaves the mountains. Maybe we'll get lucky and find something good, but if nothing else we should be able to get time to grow in strength for a while.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 02/15/11(Tue)22:16 No.13917800
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    "Er, hold on one moment."
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 02/15/11(Tue)22:17 No.13917807
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    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 02/15/11(Tue)22:21 No.13917846
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    Again I draw forth the terrible book and let its foul contents rake over me. The air thickens and somewhere a bird cries, and his stump begins to glow...
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 02/15/11(Tue)22:22 No.13917853
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    "Yaaaah!"
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 02/15/11(Tue)22:23 No.13917862
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    "What the-"

    The green man moves his jaw, but no sounds come forth...
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 02/15/11(Tue)22:24 No.13917872
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    The three men stare at me in silent disbelief... until then I hadn't even thought it possible myself.

    What will you do, Apprentice?
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 02/15/11(Tue)22:24 No.13917879
    (a million pardons for the huge lag. Apparently I have the WORST INTERNETS EVER, 'cause I lost them for like a half-hour)
    >> pink projectionist 02/15/11(Tue)22:24 No.13917881
    >>13917826

    Magic skeleton arm incoming

    P.s. how do I roll the dice again?
    >> Anonymous 02/15/11(Tue)22:26 No.13917901
    >>13917872
    Give a wide grin. "Well, that worked out!"

    Then have some more delicious shreep.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 02/15/11(Tue)22:29 No.13917920
    >>13917881
    >P.s. how do I roll the dice again?

    noko dice 1d12

    So that's two votes for heading east toward the mountains. I'll let the votes trickle in for a few minutes, unless people want to get going or do something else specific.
    >> failchan 02/15/11(Tue)22:31 No.13917939
    rolled 11 = 11

    >>13917872
    Also in favour of exploring the mountains. Maybe we can get the green guys to help us dry/salt/cure the shreep meet into proper travel rations?
    >> Anonymous 02/15/11(Tue)22:32 No.13917949
    >>13917920
    I'd like to see how he responds to our having regrown his arm. Could lead to something interesting. Also, if it's not an EVIL arm, then it gives me hope that we can use our powers in a reasonably constructive fashion rather than our current constant bumbling evil.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/11(Tue)22:35 No.13917981
    rolled 4 = 4

    >>13917949
    >constant bumbling evil.
    Nonsense, cast a random spell at that tree before you go.
    >> pink projectionist 02/15/11(Tue)22:35 No.13917987
    rolled 1 = 1

    onward to the mountain we can always go check the others out later
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 02/15/11(Tue)22:37 No.13918001
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    "Of course we carry curing salt with us! We are men of the wilderness!"

    In a short time they set about, and before the sun lowers behind the trees the remaining meat is ready.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/11(Tue)22:43 No.13918056
    >>13918001
    It seems we have made a friend. How delightful.

    Let's camp here for the night and set off in the morning, since traveling through unknown wilderness in the dark is a fool's game.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 02/15/11(Tue)22:44 No.13918061
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    "The mountains, eh? Who knows, you may find treasure, though I expect naught but death. 'Tis an ill place, full of unquiet things. But then, you seem like the kind of woman to be at ease with such things."

    "We are well-met at last, though our first words were that of poor company. Be on your guard for Wolves, and travel swiftly."
    >> Anonymous 02/15/11(Tue)22:45 No.13918077
    >>13918056
    We did still rob them. If we do sleep with the fine woodsmans, make the notzombiesatall stand guard.
    In case they get ideas above their station.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/11(Tue)22:47 No.13918089
    >>13918077
    We didn't rob them! We forced them to pay tribute for their foolish arrogance in attempting to rob us. It's very different.

    Good call with the zombie guards, though. Very few situations in which that's a bad idea.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 02/15/11(Tue)22:47 No.13918096
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    "Oh, staying the night, eh? A wise choice."

    "Good! We shall drink and celebrate our meeting!"
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 02/15/11(Tue)22:50 No.13918117
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    "And what of your boat? What shall you do with it once you set overland?"
    >> Anonymous 02/15/11(Tue)22:50 No.13918120
    >>13918096
    Three kegs? Man, they will be so smashed after that, they'd... hmm...

    Hey, Jenny...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mx-uyh476G4


    >This is a joke and we should really not actually try it that would end badly or be really creepy if it ended well
    >> Anonymous 02/15/11(Tue)22:52 No.13918132
    >>13918117
    "Well, it's not technically my boat, but rather my companion's, so that would be his call. I don't know if he would wish to accompany me...?"
    >> pink projectionist 02/15/11(Tue)22:53 No.13918138
    rolled 2 = 2

    >>13918061
    prepare the meat in separate bundles so we can throw them to distract the wolves should we encounter any.

    maybe even poison 1 or 2 bundles especially for the wolves. they get us in a tree we throw down poison meAt.

    the woodsman may have some poison we can buy.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 02/15/11(Tue)22:53 No.13918145
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    "Aye, that's a good question, Lady!" James interjects.

    "You paid to ride along in my boat, not to have me walk across miles of rocks for some... booby-trap!"


    Roll a d12 for whatever you do, Apprentice...
    >> failchan 02/15/11(Tue)22:54 No.13918153
    rolled 1 = 1

    >>13918117

    See if the woodsmen have any supplies they'd like to trade for it?
    >> Anonymous 02/15/11(Tue)22:55 No.13918164
    rolled 6 = 6

    >>13918145
    He doesn't have to come if he doesn't want to. I have no strong opinion on the topic of if he does or not. Rolling anyway, for... uh... nothing, I guess.
    >> failchan 02/15/11(Tue)22:55 No.13918168
    rolled 8 = 8

    >>13918145

    What, James doesn't want a shot at the treasures? Pff, some sailor-of-fortune you are.

    >>13918153
    (disregard that, forgot the boat was his)
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 02/15/11(Tue)23:00 No.13918214
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    "Some sailor-of-for- show's what you know!" James shouts.

    "I was born on the ocean and I've leagues to travel before I die! Don't think I'm going to let some moldy old traps stand between me and glory!"
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 02/15/11(Tue)23:05 No.13918270
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    They have little to trade aside from more salt - these men are well at home in the wild without the benefits of material goods.

    Is there anything else you wish to do before dark, Apprentice?
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 02/15/11(Tue)23:05 No.13918284
    >show's

    fffff I thought something looked off.
    >> failchan 02/15/11(Tue)23:06 No.13918288
    rolled 7 = 7

    >>13918214
    Aww, thanks James, that's really sweet of you to offer to come with me. Now let's go find some treasure!
    >> Anonymous 02/15/11(Tue)23:11 No.13918336
    >>13918270
    I don't think so. Spend some time being social, and hopefully enjoying ourself. We can be in a social situation with people who respect us as more than a shreep-herder! Enjoy it!
    >> failchan 02/15/11(Tue)23:18 No.13918407
    rolled 6 = 6

    >>13918336
    Yeah, this. And learn any more details the woodsmen feel like sharing about what lies to the east.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 02/15/11(Tue)23:19 No.13918415
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    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 02/15/11(Tue)23:20 No.13918424
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    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 02/15/11(Tue)23:21 No.13918435
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    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 02/15/11(Tue)23:22 No.13918446
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    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 02/15/11(Tue)23:23 No.13918453
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    TO BE CONTINUED
    >> Anonymous 02/15/11(Tue)23:24 No.13918458
    >>13918453
    Thanks for running, as ever.
    >> failchan 02/15/11(Tue)23:25 No.13918478
    rolled 10 = 10

    >>13918453
    Cue suspenseful music~~~!

    (G'night, oh master of the Lego. You are awesome!)
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 02/15/11(Tue)23:38 No.13918622
    Oh, the mountains~

    Such a strange turn of events from what I originally thought might happen. I love this game.

    So... any questions?
    >> pink projectionist 02/15/11(Tue)23:38 No.13918624
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    rolled 3 = 3

    >>13917981
    fantastic quest tonight do you know when the next one will be?

    P.S. I love you
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 02/15/11(Tue)23:48 No.13918720
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    >>13918624
    >do you know when the next one will be?

    Possibly tomorrow night. I'd be interested to know when the earliest time that people could play is. I'm tied up all weekend, so tomorrow will by my last chance for an LQ episode this week. I can start fairly early if I get the chance.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 02/15/11(Tue)23:50 No.13918742
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    >P.S. I love you too
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 02/15/11(Tue)23:54 No.13918777
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    And since I never remember to do this until the very end...

    http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Lego%20Quest

    All Lego Quest episodes are archived here.
    >> pink projectionist 02/15/11(Tue)23:54 No.13918782
    rolled 1 = 1

    I get out of work at 8 pm eastern standard time so a bit before or a bit after is fine with me.

    also could you list a link to the lego quest archives.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 02/15/11(Tue)23:57 No.13918807
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    Oh, yeah. One more thing.

    >bumbling evil

    This is the best description of the Apprentice's alignment ever.



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