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    31 KB Anonymous 03/01/11(Tue)03:47 No.14084812  
    Would you glue in that gigantic book on his head?
    >> Anonymous 03/01/11(Tue)03:49 No.14084821
    >> Anonymous 03/01/11(Tue)03:52 No.14084849
    He has two books on his person!
    >> Anonymous 03/01/11(Tue)03:53 No.14084855
    >> Anonymous 03/01/11(Tue)03:53 No.14084856
    Well he does have another book on his shoulder. And a Force Staff.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/11(Tue)03:59 No.14084900
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    I made some improvements to the model.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/11(Tue)04:00 No.14084912
    Much better. He's obviously the chief librarian.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/11(Tue)04:02 No.14084920
    You might say...
    >> Anonymous 03/01/11(Tue)04:02 No.14084925
    That he's quite...
    >> Anonymous 03/01/11(Tue)04:03 No.14084931
    >> Anonymous 03/01/11(Tue)04:04 No.14084937
    >> Anonymous 03/01/11(Tue)04:04 No.14084942
    I still feel there is room for improvement
    he isnt as booksmart as he could be
    >> Matt !o504RVa/WI 03/01/11(Tue)04:04 No.14084943
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    My God.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/11(Tue)04:08 No.14084967
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    damn Ultramarines, this is how you do it!
    >> Anonymous 03/01/11(Tue)04:10 No.14084977

    Funny way to spell Dark Angels, broseph.
    >> Matt !o504RVa/WI 03/01/11(Tue)04:10 No.14084978
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    >> Anonymous 03/01/11(Tue)04:11 No.14084984
    thats a rune priest
    not a librarian
    he has no books!
    Space wolfs cant read
    >> Anonymous 03/01/11(Tue)04:13 No.14085008

    The Emperor himself said Space Marines couldn't have Librarians. Everyone but the Black Templars and Space Wolves are heretics.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/11(Tue)04:14 No.14085016
    no hes against sorcery faggot
    >> Anonymous 03/01/11(Tue)04:15 No.14085021
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    I think we're getting there. Maybe some more room for improvement.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/11(Tue)04:15 No.14085023
    He has runes. Runes are writing. His armour is basically a book, only you don't have to fuck around with all this page turning and "oh shit I broke the spine" or "Crap I ripped a page out" or "OH GOD THEY SET MY BOOK ON FIRE WAT DO."
    Space Wolves know how to read. Like a wolf.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/11(Tue)04:15 No.14085026
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    Good, but not quite enough.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/11(Tue)04:16 No.14085034
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    >> Anonymous 03/01/11(Tue)04:17 No.14085037
    combine NOW!
    >> Anonymous 03/01/11(Tue)04:17 No.14085043
    If this is the case WHY do they use them
    >> Anonymous 03/01/11(Tue)04:21 No.14085062
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    >dwarfing equie
    I think so, captcha.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/11(Tue)04:21 No.14085063

    Clearly they are Heretics, who turned against the Emperor and followed the Arch-Heretic Rouboute Guilliman's diabolical tome, the Codex Astartes.

    >> Anonymous 03/01/11(Tue)04:23 No.14085068
    nu ma gawd its beautiful!
    >> Anonymous 03/01/11(Tue)04:23 No.14085069

    *breaks faith

    this is what happens when you transcribe the audiobook because you can't copypasta from the physical version.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/11(Tue)04:23 No.14085070
    The NO PSYCHIC POWERS EVAR in A Thousand Sons was IMO Magnus and the Sons overreacting to Emps's condemnation of sorcerery so in their telling of the story they exaggerate his banning.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/11(Tue)04:23 No.14085072
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    >> Anonymous 03/01/11(Tue)04:23 No.14085075
    I wonder if they still use the Dewey Decimal system in the far future?
    >> Anonymous 03/01/11(Tue)04:24 No.14085079
    what did you do!
    Librarian mount for Librarian!
    >> Anonymous 03/01/11(Tue)04:26 No.14085089

    except A Thousand Sons wasn't told from their point of view, and Prospero Burns reveals that there were a bunch of Space Wolves being hidden by the Silent Sisters, in case Magnus "reacted badly" to the judgment.

    which >implies the Emperor had made his decision before Nikaea, and would totally have had the Space Wolves wolf Magnus's wolf right then and there.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/11(Tue)04:27 No.14085094
    magnus was a bro, he only turned to chaos cos the emperor is a dick
    he warned him ffs!
    >> Anonymous 03/01/11(Tue)04:28 No.14085104
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    >> Anonymous 03/01/11(Tue)04:28 No.14085106
    You.... You double librarian!
    >> Anonymous 03/01/11(Tue)04:29 No.14085112

    My Gurren Is Shiny.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/11(Tue)04:29 No.14085113
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    I made >>14085062
    and I wholly approve of this development
    >> Anonymous 03/01/11(Tue)04:29 No.14085115
    MUTATION! he has a libarian growing from his ass!
    >> Anonymous 03/01/11(Tue)04:32 No.14085127
    Magnus was a whiny dumbass who thought he was invincible in the face of the fucking Chaos Gods and when his dad, who is far superior to him in both knowledge and psychic ability all but stands outside his pyramid with a megaphone screaming YOU ARE IN OVER YOUR HEAD FOR THE LOVE OF ME STOP THIS SHIT! All he did was go in deeper.

    Fucker got what he deserved.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/11(Tue)04:33 No.14085135
    If the emperor had listened to magnus he wouldnt be a corpse now
    if he was "more powerful" why didnt he see the heresy!
    >> Anonymous 03/01/11(Tue)04:35 No.14085145

    He saw the heresy, ok?

    Knowing and believing are two different things. He knew it was happening, he refused to believe it because Horus was his favorite son.


    Now use your damn brain.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/11(Tue)04:36 No.14085153

    Excuse me, but I see a hand that is without a book. Remedy that.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/11(Tue)04:36 No.14085156
    no wonder marines went to chaos, hes a fuckin retard
    >> Anonymous 03/01/11(Tue)04:41 No.14085186

    I'm willing to bet you don't have kids, but if someone told me my son was going to stab me in the back, I'm not sure I'd be inclined to put too much stock into it either, no matter how convincing their argument was.

    >wolfs purview
    Yes, captcha, I do believe that whatever the spacewolves think is the correct answer.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/11(Tue)04:41 No.14085187

    That hand is for turning the pages.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/11(Tue)04:42 No.14085191
    toasting in epic bread
    >> Anonymous 03/01/11(Tue)04:42 No.14085194

    Yeah, that's why I like the chapters/legions that aren't really into the whole Chaos vs Emprah thing. Like the Night Lords, especially in ADB's series. They're only with Chaos because the Imperium sucks and the Emperor is an asshole. Or the Dark Angels who are just trying to stay in the closet. Or specialists like the Grey Knights and Deathwatch who just keep their heads down and kill what they're supposed to.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/11(Tue)04:43 No.14085196
    He doesn't needs hands for that, HE CAN TURN PAGES WITH HIS BRAIN!
    >> Anonymous 03/01/11(Tue)04:43 No.14085200
    He's a psyker, he can destroy squads of emenies with lightning shot from his dick. Pretty sure he doesn't need to use his hands to turn any pages.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/11(Tue)04:46 No.14085208
    If I was psychic and SAW it was gonna happen I would at least be on my guard
    >> Anonymous 03/01/11(Tue)04:47 No.14085216
    And if that guy was also your son, and known for keeping an eye on everything going on in the galaxy, you'd then tell one of your other sons to go kill him, all his children, and the millions of innocent people they lived near?
    >> Anonymous 03/01/11(Tue)04:47 No.14085218

    You'd probably investigate the claim, especially if another one of your sons made it.

    As a side note, The Emperor CAN READ MINDS. Sigh.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/11(Tue)04:50 No.14085236

    >As a side note, The Emperor CAN READ MINDS.

    which meant he knew that Magnus had totally made a deal with Tzeentch when he was, like, 12, and the Thousand Sons were pretty much already corrupted. and Magnus broke the Webway Gate, which meant there was a huge battle between a bunch of Custodes, AdMech, Silent Sisterhood, etc and SUDDENLY DAEMONS THOUSANDS OF THEM
    >> Anonymous 03/01/11(Tue)04:52 No.14085244
    It does not change the fact that the warning was real!
    >> Anonymous 03/01/11(Tue)04:53 No.14085250
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    So shall it be.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/11(Tue)04:53 No.14085252

    Yeah, well, Daemons in your bedroom vs one of your sons on the other side of the galaxy is a traitor. Priorities, man.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/11(Tue)04:55 No.14085265

    >> Anonymous 03/01/11(Tue)04:59 No.14085279
    >One of your kids is a bit overconfident, and you should probably tell him about just how mind-fuckingly horrific the warp gods are one of these days since he's going to unintentionally mess up and break something while trying to warn you about an incredibly horrible event, as opposed to the kid you put in charge of the rest of your kids and indeed virtually your entire military and a large chunk of your empire being a traitor who will lead a giant religious coup against you that will topple your empire and it's spirit of brotherhood even if it fails.

    Priorities, man.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/11(Tue)05:03 No.14085310
    ITT: The grand librarian makes a debut, followed by 40k parenting strategies.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/11(Tue)05:05 No.14085326

    Well, you know, it's not like the Emperor ever had much of a mind for that "big picture" stuff.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/11(Tue)05:10 No.14085367
    Can this be archived now? My stomach hurts from laughing.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/11(Tue)05:10 No.14085372
    rolled 12 = 12

    Of course not, what kind of person trying to build a galaxy-wide empire bothers with shit like strategy, long term planning, priorities and crap?
    >> Anonymous 03/01/11(Tue)05:11 No.14085376
    One thing I think we can ALL agree on, however, is that Orks make TERRIBLE parents.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/11(Tue)05:16 No.14085398
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    >> Anonymous 03/01/11(Tue)05:20 No.14085410
    Terrible, or the best?

    Orks don't pressure their kids into doing something. You don't want to fight? Fine, stay a weedy runt. They also encourage their young. "Orks is made for fightin' and winnin'". They even tell their kids they can't lose. Orks aren't helicopter parents. As soon as the kids can take care of themselves, they do. Orks teach their kids to respect authority. Orks teach their kids discipline, because "muckin' about is fer runts".

    If my dad was an Ork, things would be different.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/11(Tue)05:26 No.14085434
    Yeah, for one thing you would a) only have one parent, b) that parent has no gender, c) you have no idea who that parent is, d) your parent is almost certainly dead, since i: it's an Ork, and ii: they spore most when they die.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/11(Tue)05:29 No.14085456
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    >> Anonymous 03/01/11(Tue)05:32 No.14085473
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    >> Anonymous 03/01/11(Tue)05:33 No.14085478
    If Orks have no parents, how do they tell 'Yo Momma' jokes?
    >> Anonymous 03/01/11(Tue)05:33 No.14085480
    You know, it might just be me, but what point is a book mounted on a pole in such a way that you can't read it?
    >> Anonymous 03/01/11(Tue)05:34 No.14085485
    All valid points yet you missed out on a rather big one.

    That the good sir Poster would BE an Ork.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/11(Tue)05:34 No.14085490
    Magic shoots out of it.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/11(Tue)05:36 No.14085499
    "Yo' 'shroom iz so fat dat da mek boys gon'n think she'z a rok"

    A bit like that I would guess
    >> Anonymous 03/01/11(Tue)05:39 No.14085509
    Everything's written backwards to stop non Librarians reading it in almost any context. When the Librarian wants to read it though, he just has to stand in front of the mirror.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/11(Tue)05:42 No.14085525
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    >> Anonymous 03/01/11(Tue)05:43 No.14085529
    They loot them. Off guardsmen.

    Or genestealers. Whatever.

    Why, that's simple. The book is a list of battle honours and stuff. In big font. It's not for the librarian to read, it's for his fellow marines to look at and take heart.
    The enemies heart, that is.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/11(Tue)05:44 No.14085535

    Almost there... just a little moar...
    >> Anonymous 03/01/11(Tue)05:49 No.14085550
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    >> Anonymous 03/01/11(Tue)05:53 No.14085565
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    This might have gone too far or maybe not far enough.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/11(Tue)05:57 No.14085575
    OH GOD! I'm clawing out my eyes!
    >> Anonymous 03/01/11(Tue)06:06 No.14085613
    Is that the magic of friendship?
    >> Anonymous 03/01/11(Tue)06:08 No.14085628
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    >> Anonymous 03/01/11(Tue)06:14 No.14085661
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    this thread!!!
    It must be screencapped in whole
    >> Anonymous 03/01/11(Tue)06:16 No.14085670
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    >> Kaos Machina !xSZBqZMT.M 03/01/11(Tue)06:18 No.14085677
    >> Entropy 03/01/11(Tue)06:18 No.14085679
    And all the words on all the pages in all the books just say "ALWAYS"
    >> S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 03/01/11(Tue)06:20 No.14085691
    So much book. So much Harmony.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/11(Tue)06:22 No.14085699
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    >mfw this thread

    This is amazing. Posting in an epic thread.
    >> Morrowindfag 03/01/11(Tue)06:26 No.14085720
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    this place has hit me in the sweetspot.
    >> Foron !!NbubB9jqLRJ 03/01/11(Tue)06:26 No.14085724
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    I dont even...
    >> Anonymous 03/01/11(Tue)06:41 No.14085780
    can someone get this one minus the other librarians and rainbows? Sometimes, simplicity is best.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/11(Tue)06:42 No.14085787
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    >> Anonymous 03/01/11(Tue)06:52 No.14085845
    uhh, what? The entire progression of images in this thread. Just scroll up until you find what you're looking for.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/11(Tue)06:53 No.14085848
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    >> Anonymous 03/01/11(Tue)06:54 No.14085858
    Someone, give this man a bolter that fires books at people
    >> Anonymous 03/01/11(Tue)06:56 No.14085866
    See now you've taken it too far, he's no longer a Librarian.

    ...he's a library.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/11(Tue)07:00 No.14085894
    Full circle man, full circle.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/11(Tue)07:03 No.14085903
    Thank you, sorry for the late thanks, but I was browsing something else
    >> Anonymous 03/01/11(Tue)07:06 No.14085917
    that comment brightened my day a little bit
    thank you for that, anon.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/11(Tue)07:07 No.14085919
    It's multiplying!
    >> Anonymous 03/01/11(Tue)07:11 No.14085941
    This thread has been awesome from start to finish. I'm out, but thanks, /tg/ for giving me a new way to carry my DnD gear.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/11(Tue)07:11 No.14085942
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    Someone make it shoot books, gun's done.

    ...I'm going to bed.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/11(Tue)07:33 No.14086054
    did i just get raped?
    >> Anonymous 03/01/11(Tue)08:37 No.14086354
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    But that is just plain wrong. He has 3 books on his person and also one scroll.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/11(Tue)08:46 No.14086405
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    this thread...
    >> Anonymous 03/01/11(Tue)08:48 No.14086418
    an ironhands librarian would have an ipad strapped to his head
    >> Anonymous 03/01/11(Tue)08:57 No.14086459

    To be fair, up until the part where he was a fucking retard and stood there while Horus beat the shit out of him, the Emperor could have still recovered from the heresy. Hell he could have beamed a fucking nuclear warhead or two onboard the Archtraitor's flagship and he'd be up a primarch. Plus you know, not a fucking invalid. Frankly, for a guy who was all powerful and could see the future and shit, I'm pretty disappointed he didn't have a complete STC or eighteen hidden away in a cave somewhere.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/11(Tue)09:00 No.14086474
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    Codex Librarians; coming next summer by Matt Ward.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/11(Tue)09:01 No.14086482
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    Behold the chief Librarian of the Imperium
    >> Anonymous 03/01/11(Tue)13:16 No.14088190
    Oh holy shit. The day crowd HAS to see this.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/11(Tue)13:26 No.14088280
    Taking bets on the likelyhood of LibrarianLibrarian riding a Librarian on the flying book armed with bookstaff and Librarianpistol which fires books appearring in the next Matt Ward codex.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/11(Tue)18:29 No.14091642
    >> Anonymous 03/01/11(Tue)18:34 No.14091683
    Fucking hell, I can't stop laughing at this thread. My sides hurt.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/11(Tue)18:34 No.14091690
    I can't wait for a Scripty thread.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/11(Tue)18:40 No.14091727
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    >> Anonymous 03/01/11(Tue)18:41 No.14091735
    Booktarius Von Bookewright, Chief Librarian of the Dewy Lords most mighty achievement was doling out a late fine upon Khorne Himself. Booktarius carved the ISBN of the stolen tome into the blood god's spine.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/11(Tue)18:55 No.14091815
    I really hope the next Inquisition/Grey Knight codex goes full-retard and lets you throw bibles as a weapon option.

    Fuck, the Belmonts have been doing it for decades and nobody's raised an eyebrow, why can't Spess Mehreens?
    >> Anonymous 03/01/11(Tue)18:57 No.14091823
    Did someone miss the 'Dex with the Holy Hand Grenade...?
    >> Anonymous 03/01/11(Tue)18:57 No.14091829
    I want BIBLE FIGHT, dammit!
    >> Anonymous 03/01/11(Tue)19:01 No.14091866
    so that is what happened to the reading rainbow show
    >> Anonymous 03/01/11(Tue)19:06 No.14091897
    >> Anonymous 03/01/11(Tue)19:10 No.14091936
    you guys forgot to add the librarian dreadnought into the mix

    like the witch-hunter hero, a librarian with a librarian dreadnought for a chair
    >> Anonymous 03/01/11(Tue)19:13 No.14091958
    I like where this shit is going
    >> Anonymous 03/01/11(Tue)19:13 No.14091961
    will somebody archive it already????????
    >> Anonymous 03/01/11(Tue)19:22 No.14092039
    The book probably says "If you can read this, youre a fag"
    >> Anonymous 03/01/11(Tue)19:24 No.14092058
    >The book
    Which one?
    >> Fabricator-General Scriptarius 03/01/11(Tue)22:01 No.14094007
    This made me laugh like I have never laughed before. My god.
    If I had five spare librarians I would already have built this!
    >> Squigzog, attorney at WAAAGH! !!jIcPNMSVBL3 03/01/11(Tue)22:05 No.14094061
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    I approve
    >> Anonymous 03/01/11(Tue)22:53 No.14094679
    I have five spare Librarians, but not Calgar at the moment. HOW WOULD I GO ABOUT CONSTRUCTING THIS?
    >> Anonymous 03/01/11(Tue)23:25 No.14095113
    I now want to take a Space Marine Librarian and shove a tiny book into the magazine slot on the storm bolter as well as write on his book, in big, bold letters, R-E-A-D -A- B-O-O-K!
    Not a sports page, not a magazine, but a book xenos, a fuckin' book, xenos
    >> Anonymous 03/02/11(Wed)02:28 No.14097037
    You're fucking Scriptarius! Greenstuff the bitch and book the shit out of your foes!
    >> Anonymous 03/02/11(Wed)02:58 No.14097253
    >> Anonymous 03/02/11(Wed)05:35 No.14098442
    *Can't stop laughing after thinking of horrible pun*
    So, Space Marines feel no fear, and never run away from the foe, except that as soon as the Librarian sees an enemy, he books it?
    *Yes, I know, terrible pun, but still*

    >cecile haliesse
    Captcha, this shall be the name of a librarian now.

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