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    479 KB Nightmare Mode Anonymous 03/11/11(Fri)11:20 No.14206810  
    The Imperium finds a planet sized ork on their scanners. What the fuck do they do?
    >> Anonymous 03/11/11(Fri)11:22 No.14206820
    Exterminatus. Then ork burgers, forever.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/11(Fri)11:22 No.14206821
    Use the Mars Cannon and fuck it up. Orks 5+ armor save won't do shit.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/11(Fri)11:24 No.14206831
    At that size, his armor plates would be miles thick.

    That's at LEAST a 2++ save.

    Maybe AV 1000.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/11(Fri)11:27 No.14206842

    That's assuming the ork managed to obtain armour of any kind. Apart from grabbing a nearby moon and fashioning it into a codpiece, I don't think it would happen.
    >> Muscle Wizard 03/11/11(Fri)11:31 No.14206862
    Realise they've found the Tyranids hive mind.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/11(Fri)11:31 No.14206866
    Exactly, not to mention it's an entire planet that's a cannon. I mean. C'mon. That's at least got major rending and double the orks toughness. Instant Death rule.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/11(Fri)11:35 No.14206892
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    >>The Imperium finds a planet sized ork on their scanners. What the fuck do they do?
    >> Anonymous 03/11/11(Fri)11:58 No.14207085
    Hit it with the life-eater, laugh and then fly away.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/11(Fri)14:10 No.14207983
    Ork's GROW, they aren't born huge, this Ork has been alive for who the fuck knows how long, just fighting and fighting and fighting and surviving.

    He would scale up his armor as he grew, not to mention, you know, spores, he's probably a living Ork World, covered in Orks, with a huge rocket pack that let's him fly around or some shit.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/11(Fri)14:15 No.14208020
    Ork's living on the DEATHBOSS, with his planet killing GIGADAKKA.

    There's a Mek Boy living in his right armpit who sells wrought and proppa dakka there is, and those Skar boys who live in the weave on his reight wrist band are hard as, as, as the GIGA CHOPPA
    >> Anonymous 03/11/11(Fri)14:21 No.14208058
    if it's that old, get someone with a nice big sonic cannon, drive over to its head and turn the volume to 11.

    then yell "oi! Oldfart! Whatcha remember of the Zoggin' Emperor of the humies? You probably met 'im?!
    >> Anonymous 03/11/11(Fri)14:25 No.14208093
    "Oy? Yeah, dat humie boss-"

    You can't hear anymore, because everyone went deaf.

    This fucker's voice would be heard throughout the surface of the DEATHBOSS, plus if he has any Cybork part's, they could actually live in him.

    Now I'm imagining him getting to a world and punching it to release the Waaagh! from GIGACHOPPA Battleship/Choppa/HugeAssTransport.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/11(Fri)14:27 No.14208109
    Thanks for the plot to my next RT game
    >> Anonymous 03/11/11(Fri)14:29 No.14208125
    Nothing, because Orks still need to fucking BREATH. If such an ork did exist, it would suffocate. Hell, if such an Ork did exist it would need radically different physiology than the rest of its species. It would barely qualify as an Ork.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/11(Fri)14:29 No.14208131
    >moon codpiece

    oh god my brain the images burn
    >> Anonymous 03/11/11(Fri)14:32 No.14208144
    Technically, at that size, he'd have his own atmosphere.

    And once he got big enough, he'd have to put on some kind of atmosphere device, say when he's big enough his head is in the upper atmosphere.

    Again, he didn't go *Boink* and suddenly become planet sized, it most likely took millennia, this guy would be... damn he'd probably have been alive during the war in heaven.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/11(Fri)14:33 No.14208148
    bullshit, he's an ork


    and since he believes this, it's true!
    >> Anonymous 03/11/11(Fri)14:34 No.14208163
    This is 40k. Ork shit works because Orks think it should. I think he'd be okay, as long as he didn't try to understand it.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/11(Fri)14:35 No.14208172

    There isn't enough gas in the galaxy to support such a monstrosity. At the very best he'd cling to a planet, breath up its atmosphere and then kick off that planet to another one he knows has a breathable atmosphere while holding his breath. He would be GalactOrk, Breather of Worlds.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/11(Fri)14:37 No.14208187
    and when the ork gets ahold of the shoota planet?
    >> Anonymous 03/11/11(Fri)14:40 No.14208205

    meanwhile, on the surface of the orks body, the entire Adeptus Mechanicus fights the biggest WAAAAAAGH ever trying to recover the planet/gun
    >> Anonymous 03/11/11(Fri)14:43 No.14208230
    ITT: War Planets 40K
    >> Anonymous 03/11/11(Fri)14:48 No.14208264
    I'm now imagining the Sol system as an Imperial Voltron.

    Mars is the chest piece, Terra is the head. The Emprah's golden throne activates, the Emperor reanimates and has to work with the members of the high council in order to operate the limbs correctly.

    They square off against DeathBoss, who's WAAAAGH through the galaxy has left him of roughly equal size.

    Both of the huge entities are crawling with loyalists, with the DeathBoss being literally infested with Boys, and the Sol-bot swarming with the loyal forces of Terra/Adeptus Mechanicus
    >> Anonymous 03/11/11(Fri)14:59 No.14208345
    What, you saying the Imperium had finally found proof of Gork and Mork?
    >> Anonymous 03/11/11(Fri)15:03 No.14208379
    This thread made me laugh so fucking hard. Bravo good sirs.


    Into The Storm supplement book for Rogue Trader, page 65.

    "Too ‘Ard Ta Care
    Prerequisites: Ork, ‘Ard, Toughness 50
    The Ork is simply unconcerned with trivial matters like
    extreme temperatures, hard vacuum, poison, disease or breathing. The character gains a +20 bonus on all Toughness Tests to resist the effects of heat, cold, vacuum, suffocation, disease, poison and any other adverse environmental conditions which require a Toughness Test to resist."

    Yep. If a planet-sized Ork literally believes he doesn't need to breathe (or just doesn't think/care about it) he will not need to breathe. And since this Ork obviously worked up to being gigantic slowly, odds are good that he stopped caring a long time ago.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/11(Fri)15:04 No.14208383
    Aaaaaaand we're gonna need a drawfag right about now.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/11(Fri)15:04 No.14208384
    >> Anonymous 03/11/11(Fri)15:06 No.14208393
    So we've got Morkatron and Gorkamus Prime versus Unorkron?

    FUND IT!
    >> Anonymous 03/11/11(Fri)15:11 No.14208414

    >> Anonymous 03/11/11(Fri)15:15 No.14208446
    >> Anonymous 03/11/11(Fri)15:15 No.14208451
    >Technically, at that size, he'd have his own atmosphere.

    Yeah, made of whatever he breaths out.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/11(Fri)15:17 No.14208465
    The Super Galaxy Gorkkan Morkann!

    Just who da hellz do ya gitz thinks we iz?
    >> Anonymous 03/11/11(Fri)15:19 No.14208480
    Guys, don't forget about the GIGANOBZ that orbit DEFFBOSS like ded-killy moons
    >> Anonymous 03/11/11(Fri)15:27 No.14208565
    someone needs to draw DEFFBOSS battling OPTIMUS TERRA
    >> Anonymous 03/11/11(Fri)15:28 No.14208572
    His entire body must be covered in Dakka.

    His chest is a giant lance battery.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/11(Fri)15:33 No.14208631
    Lances aren't very Orky though, it's like a gargant cannon, only scaled to planet size
    >> Anonymous 03/11/11(Fri)15:34 No.14208639
    >build giant loudspeaker
    >ask him "What do you breathe?"
    >maximum trollface
    >> Anonymous 03/11/11(Fri)15:36 No.14208670
    >> Anonymous 03/11/11(Fri)15:36 No.14208673
    >You are now aware of your own breathing

    In any case, you have demons exploding out of psychics, spess muhreens with rocket-launching death-pistols and Necrons. If that shit can happen, then DeathBoss is most likely the very epitome of Orkiness and as such an avatar of Gork and Mork. Breathing wouldn't even exist for him. Just an atmosphere to bellow in. With with a voice like his, he can bellow through a vacuum with enough force to make it a not-vacuum.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/11(Fri)15:38 No.14208685
    >>using a loudspeaker in space
    >> Anonymous 03/11/11(Fri)15:39 No.14208704
    you're now imagining the sheer potency of DEFFBOSS's WAAAGH energy causing bubbles of atmosphere to float through the void at his enemies, and when they hit his battlecry is heard
    >> Anonymous 03/11/11(Fri)15:42 No.14208741
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    Emperor prepared for this,

    you think the golden throne was just a psychic beacon?

    Wrong, it was a cockpit.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/11(Fri)15:43 No.14208751
    "By the Emperor, what are those things?"

    "They look like... soap bubbles?"


    >> Anonymous 03/11/11(Fri)15:44 No.14208757
    Jesus chirst an ork that big doesn't even need a weapon, his gravitational field alone could probably fuck a solar system up enough to kill everything.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/11(Fri)15:44 No.14208760
    LOL, he thinks Orks have something as good as 5+ armor. How droll.

    6+ paper is best armor!
    >> Anonymous 03/11/11(Fri)15:45 No.14208778
    If he believes he has enough oxygen, and his minions do too, then they damn well have enough air. Hell, I bet he's got so much Waaagh-powa in him, he could change dang near anything!
    "Hey, I hear the Emperor's healthy again!"
    meanwhile, on Terra...
    "I'M ALIVE!"
    >> Anonymous 03/11/11(Fri)15:45 No.14208780
    >> Naggarothian !!0S4L3hs2lkr 03/11/11(Fri)15:46 No.14208786
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    By the Emperor, the win readings in this sector are off the charts!
    >> Anonymous 03/11/11(Fri)15:46 No.14208788
    His dandruff is squigs, his farts deffkoptas.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/11(Fri)15:47 No.14208808
    da brown wunz go... oh god, I can't even finish that line.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/11(Fri)15:48 No.14208816
    >his dandruff Orkeosaurus', his fart's Gargants.
    >> Bi-Polar Hernandez !KuKq0dYqkQ 03/11/11(Fri)15:51 No.14208842
    Someone draw DEFFBOSS v A Battle Barge
    >> Anonymous 03/11/11(Fri)15:53 No.14208870
    If I remember correctly Orks also become more intelligent as they get bigger. This motherfucker is probably the smartest living creature in the universe.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/11(Fri)15:54 No.14208873
    And just when you think things possibly couldn't get any bigger, the Imperium realizes that the Eye of Terror is just what it says on the tin: an eye.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/11(Fri)15:56 No.14208894
    DEFFBOSS vs Optimus Terra vs that Necron death-star thing

    >> Anonymous 03/11/11(Fri)15:56 No.14208898
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    >> Anonymous 03/11/11(Fri)15:57 No.14208901

    >> Anonymous 03/11/11(Fri)16:03 No.14208947
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    And where would Makka the Mad fit into this?
    >> Anonymous 03/11/11(Fri)16:05 No.14208972
    she's Warboss of one of the many WAAAGH's on DEFFBOSS
    >> Anonymous 03/11/11(Fri)16:08 No.14208993
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    Have a version with text.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/11(Fri)16:09 No.14209014
    he was also apparently alive during the War In Heaven.

    So he will probably be wondering a few thing's depending on how long ago he got to big to hear what the Little boys have been saying.

    For all he knows, Eldar are still at war with the Necron's, and technically the allies of the Orks, maybe, and the Orks are still at war with the Warp.

    He's probably still trying to get into the warp to crump dem young'n Chaos God gits.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/11(Fri)16:12 No.14209038
    It's lacking the proper number of skulls
    >> Anonymous 03/11/11(Fri)16:18 No.14209098
    So, he's a pretty huge fucker with a massive gravitational field, with many orks living on his skin/inside him.

    Because of his nature, it is certain that many vessels (of which lots will be warp capable) will have crashed into him over the aeons, and at least enough of them will survive with their necessary components in-tact for the surface-orks to construct some form of warp propulsion (and probably normally propulsion, how he got to be able to move in the first place:
    >walking around one day
    >decides to rocket into space
    >swells to moon size
    >crashes into battlefleet
    >scavenges armour, weapons and drives
    >becomes megaork planet)

    So, he could presumably enter the warp.
    Not to mention he's one of those entities that if you can't kill them outright they'll just get stronger; through a few fleets at him, they fail, the surface orks adapt them into the megaorkplanet.

    Shit, he can't be killed.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/11(Fri)16:23 No.14209137
    Ork's don't work QUITE that way.

    Here's the Formula:
    >Get Bigga
    >Repeat ~ATH.

    This guy just hasn't gotten to the 'death' part.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/11(Fri)16:24 No.14209155
    Dat's no moon...
    >> Anonymous 03/11/11(Fri)16:26 No.14209162
    >> Anonymous 03/11/11(Fri)16:26 No.14209171
    Mega Armor, Ard Armor.

    >> Anonymous 03/11/11(Fri)16:29 No.14209191
    >> Anonymous 03/11/11(Fri)16:30 No.14209205
    The Tyranids would cream themselves if they saw him.

    "You say it's biomass ALL THE WAY THROUGH?"
    >> Anonymous 03/11/11(Fri)16:31 No.14209209
    I'm imagining a horde of big Stompas with kites attached to them waiting around his butt till he farts, propelling them to space in magnificent speed and scent.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/11(Fri)16:31 No.14209212
    Deffboss might even have working Gellar fields from some of the Imperial ships he Krumped.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/11(Fri)16:31 No.14209216
    The olde english text is kind of hard to read. It would be easier on the eyes if it were in a different font.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/11(Fri)16:32 No.14209223
    queue DEFFBOSS fighting the Hive Fleets and probably winning
    >> Anonymous 03/11/11(Fri)16:33 No.14209233
    That's true. But could a planet sized ork even keep his waaaaugh going? Eventually the boyz would get bored and move on to work for someone more mobile, and planet ork'd deflate like a balloon.
    >> Naggarothian !!0S4L3hs2lkr 03/11/11(Fri)16:36 No.14209251
    Old boys leave, new boys get on.......he could be some crazy ork training ground.....
    >> Anonymous 03/11/11(Fri)16:36 No.14209258
    The Tyranids would cream themselves if they saw him.

    "You say it's biomass ALL THE WAY THROUGH?"

    Cue fighting, fighting everywhere.
    >> That Storm Wardens fanboy 03/11/11(Fri)16:36 No.14209260
    Except that he has infinite Boyz due to a unique property of his biosphere turning spores from dead Orks into full fledged Nobs in under five minutes.
    Nids would never get a chance to harvest He Which is the WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHHHH!
    >> Anonymous 03/11/11(Fri)16:38 No.14209277
    To be fair.

    This guy.

    Is OLD.


    He's been around since the War in Heaven, fighting and fighting and fighting.

    When he WAAAGHs a tear in reality is ripped into the Warp and he goes in to fight Khorne while his body is covered in Bloodthirsters and shit.

    When he awakens, he releases a pulse of pure WAAAGH that gives Ork's throughout the Galaxy the Ork equivalent of a Boner.

    When he hit a Tyranid Hive Fleet, it calls for reinforcements.
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    >mfw I read this thread

    >> Anonymous 03/11/11(Fri)16:42 No.14209304
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    >this thread
    >> Anonymous 03/11/11(Fri)16:48 No.14209367
    Wouldn't stop them trying.

    Hell, the canon Ork-Tyranid war (that's attracting huge numbers of Orkz and Tyranids from all over the place) would look like a pissing contest compared to the shitstorm this giant bastard would cause.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/11(Fri)16:48 No.14209369
    >> Anonymous 03/11/11(Fri)16:51 No.14209406
    Hey guys.
    What if-
    What if this is how Gork and Mork were made?
    >> Anonymous 03/11/11(Fri)16:53 No.14209428
    So, have we reached the point of "enuff dakka" yet?
    >> Anonymous 03/11/11(Fri)17:28 No.14209464
    >> Anonymous 03/11/11(Fri)17:35 No.14209496
    >> Anonymous 03/11/11(Fri)17:39 No.14209525
    >> Anonymous 03/11/11(Fri)17:39 No.14209527
    I am picturing an Ork with planets for boxing gloves, or imperial ships rigged as a massive power claw.

    Covered in orks, who have their own power claws.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/11(Fri)17:40 No.14209534
    where's da zoggin' archive, ya grotz?
    >> Anonymous 03/11/11(Fri)17:42 No.14209546
    not just alive during the war in heaven, this guy must have been one of the first orks EVER made by the old ones.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/11(Fri)17:47 No.14209586
    Use a planetkiller and watch the mess.

    You know that bit in the Chaos 3.5 codex where Abaddon fires one a a planet? Yeah, like that, only with Ork bits.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/11(Fri)17:47 No.14209597
    I'm seeing it now; the Hive mind, in order to put up a fight, makes their own giant 'nid beast to fight him. Planet sized brawl, destroying galaxies as they constantly throw and claw around.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/11(Fri)17:49 No.14209606
    It would be sort of like the end of Guren Lagaan... only with an Ork and a Tyranid. Thus considerably more messy.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/11(Fri)17:49 No.14209614
    >Each bit is a giant mass of orkspores, with Orks riding them
    >You just triggered the WAAAAAAUGH
    >> Anonymous 03/11/11(Fri)17:53 No.14209643

    I have one question.

    Is it -this- Orc that is planet-sized?
    >> That Storm Wardens fanboy 03/11/11(Fri)17:54 No.14209653
    Except that he's so big that he and all his Boyz think he's unkillable, therefore he cannot be Exterminatused.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/11(Fri)17:54 No.14209657
    okay, now we MUST archive this.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/11(Fri)18:04 No.14209727
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    rolled 1 = 1

    >> Anonymous 03/11/11(Fri)18:09 No.14209787
    >open thread for Ork pin-up girl nose-art
    >stay for DeathBoss
    >> Anonymous 03/11/11(Fri)18:11 No.14209802

    Am i the only guy who knows how to archive?
    >> Anonymous 03/11/11(Fri)18:12 No.14209816
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    quit mukkin about
    >> Anonymous 03/11/11(Fri)18:13 No.14209825
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    oi you squishy fat gits
    datz not how yer waaaagh
    >> Anonymous 03/11/11(Fri)18:15 No.14209832
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    >hot goff girl gubbinz
    >> Anonymous 03/11/11(Fri)18:18 No.14209855
    You are the only guy who believes that this shit is worth anything.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/11(Fri)18:22 No.14209882
    How the fuck is that even possible?

    Oh well.. uh... I lure or force him into a star... Burned to a crisp.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/11(Fri)18:25 No.14209905
    ITT: Tengen Choppa Gorken Lagann
    >> Anonymous 03/11/11(Fri)18:27 No.14209921
    >Orc loots star
    >Planet sized orc riding star
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    >> Anonymous 03/11/11(Fri)18:29 No.14209937
    He'll eat the bloody thing

    >Orky C'Tan
    >> Technomancer 03/11/11(Fri)18:30 No.14209950
    don't mind me, just checking something.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/11(Fri)18:31 No.14209960
    >Orky C'tan
    The fuck you just done bro.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/11(Fri)18:33 No.14209979

    >> Anonymous 03/11/11(Fri)18:36 No.14210004
    Orky C'tan vs C'tan vs Humanity vs Chaos

    >> Anonymous 03/11/11(Fri)18:38 No.14210037

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    We have no choice... SEND HIM TO THE WARP.

    >> Anonymous 03/11/11(Fri)18:47 No.14210106
    So he can WAAAGH through the Warp with Gork and Mork and get even bigger?

    Fuck, Khorne already got the shit beat out of him once, it would just be embarrassing for it to happen again
    >> Anonymous 03/11/11(Fri)18:51 No.14210152
    >Waaghs in warp
    >Krumps Khorne
    >Stomps Slaanesh
    >Zogs Tzeench
    >....shit. Nukes Nurgle?
    >> Anonymous 03/11/11(Fri)18:51 No.14210155
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    could he fit in the Maze of Tzeentch?
    >> Anonymous 03/11/11(Fri)18:53 No.14210167
    This deathboss is the epitome of teching-up.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/11(Fri)18:53 No.14210170
    Khorne's ax is said to regular chop planets in half. This guy is down.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/11(Fri)18:54 No.14210176
    >> Anonymous 03/11/11(Fri)18:56 No.14210190
    Khorne already got knocked the fuck out my Gork and Mork

    DEFFBOSS won't have any trouble
    >> Anonymous 03/11/11(Fri)18:57 No.14210193
    >by Gork and Mork
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    Send a team of promethium drillers to do The Emperor's will.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/11(Fri)18:59 No.14210203
    So this motherfucker is not only the size of a planet, but for all intents and purposes, he IS a planet.
    How big of a planet though? Earth sized, or more the size of a gas giant?
    Anyway, he's been cruising around since the very beginning of Ork creation, and even after all this time he's still had to do a SHIT TON of fighting to reach his current size.
    Anyway, the entire "planet" is covered in ork boyz. Probably some pretty fucking tough ones too, most would probably be a lot bigger than what the Imperium is used to seeing.
    They've probably got all kinds of fucking ancient technology. Lots of Necron shit, gauss weaponry and the like. Not sure what they'd be using for the choppy/smashy weapons, but I'm sure they'd be pretty fuckin powerful and huge.
    Given his massive size, the WAAAAGH! field he generates is probably sufficient to allow safe warp travel. But to have gone unnoticed this long by the Imperium, who would they have been fighting?
    I'm thinking mostly Tyranids.
    Or maybe he's powerful enough to actually travel to other galaxies? He probably just showed up after fucking things up in Andromeda.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/11(Fri)18:59 No.14210204
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    The Labyrinth of Tzeentch is made of pure magic and miracles. If he can destroy that shit I think the Imperium is done for.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/11(Fri)19:00 No.14210209
    >could he fit in the Maze of Tzeentch?
    could the Maze of Tzeentchhe fit in him?


    Does he count as a single ork for the purpose of warp impression? or a planets mass worth?
    The amount of WAAAUGH! buildup would either make him the most powerfull being in reality (if he can "control" it) causing Gork and Mork to materialise from the imaterium. Or he would explode wiping the warp clean for several sectors.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/11(Fri)19:01 No.14210216

    Maybe he got so big that he finally understands that fighting is pointless when you're too big to loot anything.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/11(Fri)19:02 No.14210226

    His WAAAAGH! field is powerful, but I don't think he could yet compete with an actual God of Chaos.
    Plus it's Tzeentch, so no matter what happens, Tzeentch still wins.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/11(Fri)19:04 No.14210240
    Eh, footsloggers suck in 5th ed. He needs a battlewagon powered by a sun
    >> Anonymous 03/11/11(Fri)19:05 No.14210245
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    Good point.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/11(Fri)19:05 No.14210250

    Maybe there's waaaaay bigger things for him to loot in Andromeda, and now he's back to have a galaxy-wide WAAAAGH! in the Milky Way?
    >> Anonymous 03/11/11(Fri)19:06 No.14210260

    Stars are still waaaaay bigger than planets.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/11(Fri)19:06 No.14210263
    >I have no loot but I must Waaagh
    >> Anonymous 03/11/11(Fri)19:09 No.14210289

    with Gork and Mork anything is possible
    >> Anonymous 03/11/11(Fri)19:11 No.14210304
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    >> Anonymous 03/11/11(Fri)19:13 No.14210320
    rolled 3 = 3

    So in order to grow so big he'd have to have been fighting hardass enemies for forever. But no one has seen this huge ork, hardly the most subtle creatures at the best of times.

    Additionally he could have been doing it anywhere, as the sheer time involved would allow him to travel incredibly long distances through the warp.

    SO, I thus deduce that the only threat that could possibly allow him to grow so large, and the reason he has not been seen til now, is that he took off to another galaxy, found some buggy gits that kept getting tougher to fight, allowing him to grow stronger fighting. He eventually drove them to flee, and is pursuing them, hence his return.

    Aka DREFFBOSS is the reason the Tyranids are running, and the thing they are running from.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/11(Fri)19:14 No.14210325
    granted, Gork and Mork are constantly fighting. DEFFBOSS entering the Immaterium would just add a third combatant who isn't quite as powerful as the other two.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/11(Fri)19:15 No.14210340
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    This. Is. Awesome.

    Seriously, keep on going. Stat him. Someone make a model. Someone actually use him in Apocalypse. Just do it!
    >> Anonymous 03/11/11(Fri)19:18 No.14210356
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    >> Morrowindfag 03/11/11(Fri)19:18 No.14210359
    I imagine him having grown so intelligent that he is drifting around philosifising, his warp-prescense so immense that his every whim and thought materialises in some way. He can't really loot anything anymore, orks are allready the pinacle of creation. Always fighting, drawin enjoyment only from fighting. There is only war, for everyone else this is the cause of misery.

    So there he floats, content that the final struggle for the orks is won, and that reality is their nirvana, their heaven. Of course, he makes sure orkz gets the best fights, so he's constantly trolling other races to fight the orks.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/11(Fri)19:18 No.14210364
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    >Nobody has seen him till now
    >Nobody has seen him till now
    >Nobody has seen him till now
    >Nobody has seen him till now
    >Nobody has seen him till now
    >Nobody has seen him till now
    >Nobody has seen him till now

    >> Anonymous 03/11/11(Fri)19:18 No.14210366
    the thing is, if modelled to the scale of other models, he would be the size of a house.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/11(Fri)19:18 No.14210368


    >> Anonymous 03/11/11(Fri)19:19 No.14210376

    I don't think the Tyranids would ever run from that kind of biomass.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/11(Fri)19:20 No.14210387
    So this Ork is the size of a planet.

    And he's a several thousand year old Kommando.

    So he could easily sneak up on Terra, plant a bomb, and sneak away.

    >> Anonymous 03/11/11(Fri)19:21 No.14210391
    there is no evidence Tyranids are running from anything except for half a sentence in the codex.

    I does make sense that he would have gone to another galaxy though

    also, where the fuck are the drawfags?
    >> Anonymous 03/11/11(Fri)19:22 No.14210403
    Fucking wow. His gestalt field would be so large, he would be literally impossible to detect. He's like motherfucking Creed.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/11(Fri)19:24 No.14210414
    that would be one cool apocalypse/space hulk/ epic battle.


    >> Engineer Guy 03/11/11(Fri)19:25 No.14210430
    Ok, so we got a planet-sized Ork, that can travel through the Warp on his own power.

    And now he's invisible.

    >> Anonymous 03/11/11(Fri)19:25 No.14210431
    >> Anonymous 03/11/11(Fri)19:34 No.14210514
    if only we had Drawfags
    >> Anonymous 03/11/11(Fri)19:34 No.14210517
    Modelled to the size of battlefleet gothic models, for fairness.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/11(Fri)19:35 No.14210526
    An dis ere's da skarr from all da waay when da Deffboss wuz a lil git, it stretched out as 'e got bigga.

    Giant scar tissue patch as wide as the grand Canyon and half as tall as the canyon is deep, occasionally parts of it reopen and a squiggoth or ten comes out.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/11(Fri)19:36 No.14210541
    so basically setting a Gargant on the table?
    >> Anonymous 03/11/11(Fri)19:41 No.14210581
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    Mind = Blown.

    That would make for an awesome battlefield with objectives.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/11(Fri)19:42 No.14210584
    anyone made a 1d4chan page yet?

    DEFFBOSS is clearly /tg/ canon now
    >> Anonymous 03/11/11(Fri)19:42 No.14210590
    >I don't think the Tyranids would ever run from that kind of biomass.
    His gestalt field would erase communication between individuals of the hive.
    As soon as they enter orbiting range all the Tyranids go fucking mental.

    The hive mind, sensing the black-hole chasing it screaming WAAAAUGH!
    through the empty void, mobilises all of its forces away from the andromeda galaxy.

    The undirected Tyranids cannot beat the natural flora of the orkoid.

    When ever a piece of metal lands, a mekboy is there.
    When ever Tyranids land, Nobs are there.
    When ever the enemy is retreating, Orkoi I is there.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/11(Fri)19:44 No.14210605
    Sadly not. You see, there is a certain phenomona found on /tg/. When a small number of people really like an idea, it seems to build up a life of its own. It becomes "awesome" simply because other people are saying it's "awesome". The same thing happened with the Necromputer.

    Also, for the record, planet sized orcs have been mentioned in fluff before. The answer to the OP's question appears to be "nothing".
    >> Anonymous 03/11/11(Fri)19:48 No.14210643
    >No one has seen this huge ork.

    That's because he's a Kommando.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/11(Fri)19:48 No.14210646
    >Also, for the record, planet sized orcs have been mentioned in fluff before. The answer to the OP's question appears to be "nothing".
    If I'm thinking about what you are, from memory, it wasn't an ORK sized planet or even the ORK strain. Only a fungus that spawned proto grotz that tended the fungus giving it superiority over all other funa on that planet (rip out plant, put in spores > win)
    >> Anonymous 03/11/11(Fri)19:58 No.14210738
    Planets don't fight back.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/11(Fri)20:01 No.14210771

    Well seeing as how this guy is smaller than Khorne's axe...
    >> Anonymous 03/11/11(Fri)20:11 No.14210898
    Not necessarily. Khorne's axe can split planets, yes. My axe can split trees. My axe is not as big as a tree.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/11(Fri)20:14 No.14210937
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    I see no orks...
    >> Anonymous 03/11/11(Fri)20:16 No.14210956
    Are you saying that Khorne's axe is the size of a tree?
    >> Anonymous 03/11/11(Fri)20:17 No.14210974
    >Given his massive size, the WAAAAGH! field he generates is probably sufficient to allow safe warp travel.

    There is no evidence that the wagh allows for warp travel on its own. It helps make warp engines work, yes, but I don't recall ever seeing an ork being orky enough to step into the warp unaided.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/11(Fri)20:18 No.14210993
    the fuck is a wagh?
    >> Anonymous 03/11/11(Fri)20:20 No.14211013

    You make a good point sir, but keep in mind that this is the Orkiest Ork that's ever existed. I think that enough WAAAAAGH! could do anything.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/11(Fri)20:21 No.14211017
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    Cyclonic Torpedoes Dawg.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/11(Fri)20:22 No.14211026
    WAAAAAAAAAAGH, spoken by a man with a quiet voice.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/11(Fri)20:24 No.14211046
    part of the definition of the word WAAAAAAAGH! is that it must be spoken with an earsplitting cry.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/11(Fri)20:25 No.14211056
    Wot dis boy meanz iz dat humiez can't pernou...pernuch...sayz WAAAAGH proper-loik cos deyz not green.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/11(Fri)20:26 No.14211068
    There ARE records of Ork's the size of Mountains/Titans though.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/11(Fri)20:28 No.14211087
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    >he thinks humans aren't naturally green
    >> Anonymous 03/11/11(Fri)20:36 No.14211163

    I have no idea what a wagh is.
    A WAAAAGH! is an ork thing. Look it up on Lexicanum.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/11(Fri)20:38 No.14211179
    I wonder what weapons he would use

    a gun made out of several starships taped together and the trigger activating all their defenses at the same time?

    You'd prolly have thousands upon thousands of orks who's only job is maintaining said gun
    >> Anonymous 03/11/11(Fri)20:42 No.14211211
    Deffboss's WAAAGH!!! energy would put him on the same psychic scale as the Chaos Gods. His strength would be comparable to Khorne, and the Orky fauna living on him would be potent enough to compete with the biohazards of Nurgle.

    If this guy gets into the Warp, Chaos is done for. Hell, Malal would probably side with him; since the Gods would almost certainly unite against him, that unity would piss off Malal enough to take action. And Gork and Mork would undoubtedly get involved too, we're talking about the biggest WAAAGH!!! ever, on their turf. The Emperor would like the idea of the Chaos gods dying, so he would help out as well. Cegorach might want in on it for the chance of offing Slannesh, but I doubt it. Warp War I isn't exactly his thing.

    Gork, Mork, Deffboss, Malal, and the Emperor against Khorne, Slannesh, Nurgle, and Tzeentch. Place your bets people.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/11(Fri)20:43 No.14211218

    Let's not forget that this guy has been around since the beginning, and he's most likely spent a ton of time in Andromeda. We have no idea what the fuck goes on over there, but this guy's been fighting for a looooong time, and he'd have to be fighting some pretty huge/powerful enemies, so chances are he's acquired some of their huge-ass weapons as well.
    Also, since he's been around since the beginning, I'd say they probably have plenty of Necron shit like gauss weaponry. There's a good chance that since this guy's so huge and powerful, the orks living on him are able replicate it.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/11(Fri)20:45 No.14211240
    >Chaos is done for.
    Chaos is never "done for". As long as a single being is feeling emotions in the galaxy, chaos is there.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/11(Fri)20:46 No.14211254
    How long would it be before Slaanesh tries to rape it?
    >> Anonymous 03/11/11(Fri)20:47 No.14211275
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    .064 Nanoseconds after first encounter
    >> Anonymous 03/11/11(Fri)20:49 No.14211300
    Pretty damn awesome how Deffboss has evolved out of the collective ideas of this thread.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/11(Fri)21:00 No.14211412
    What if Deffboss was a weirdboy?
    How much shit would he be able to fuck up then?
    What about all the boyz that lived on him?
    >> Anonymous 03/11/11(Fri)21:16 No.14211557
    rolled 2 = 2

    to the people saying hes too big to fight anything, cant tyrannid ships grow to whatever size their biomass allows?
    Tyrannid Ultra titan ship vs DEFFBOSS.
    Could DEFFBOSS have been floating around andromeda just kicking the shit out of every tyrannid he met?

    >> Anonymous 03/11/11(Fri)21:20 No.14211589
    Orks get smarter with age making him an awesome manipulater, the waaaaaaaaggggghh begins.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/11(Fri)21:26 No.14211652
    Deftboss, sadly, is a Snotling. The biggest one ever.

    Snotlings are round like planets, .and he probably is happy just eating dark matter with tons of orks living on his back.
    >> Command Squad !8CHDJ3c6tQ 03/11/11(Fri)21:47 No.14211833
    'T͘h͢͞is͢͏ ̸i̸̧͢s̸ ̴́͠ţ͏h͢e͢ ҉̕s҉t͜͡ŕ͜͞ik̶͢e͠ ҉͟͏c͜ui͞͞s͏er̶҉ Bli͘n͘d́i҉n̵g͟ Pu̶r͝g͏i͜tat͠ion̷.́ ͝I ͡re͠peat̴:̵ ͘T̡hi̹̘s̬͈̱ͅ ͚̝̻̥i̬̹͎̳s ̟͙t̖̦̣̪̰h͏e stri͢k͏e̡ ̧cr̢u҉işeͨ̓rͤͪͫ̄ͧ,͆ͮͧ̆ͣ t͌heͧ͊͊ͩ́ͮ́ Blinding Purgitation.

    We have been engaged by a massive battle-station of Orkish design. Though the weapons are weak, the sheer amount of them, the sheer mass of the ship-'

    The thin man lost his concentration for a moment, looking back at his commanding officer.
    "Silence!" he hushed him. He reached out with his mind once more.

    '-ing. We cannot hold out for long! We've sustained heavy damage and our escape is cut off. Our sector is-
    "Oh shit."
    "Sweet Emperor!"'

    The transmission of thoughts halted suddenly. The psyker tried vainly to touch minds with his comrade, but it was too late.
    He felt a hand on his shoulder. "What was it? What did you hear?"
    The psyker began to answer as a stray though in the Warp caught his attention. He reached for it through the void, daring to hope it was someone still ali-

    The psyker dropped dead intantly, a trickle of blood coming from his nose.
    >> Guardsman Jim 03/11/11(Fri)22:00 No.14211949
    >> Anonymous 03/11/11(Fri)22:13 No.14212069
    Deffboss is pretty much the shit
    >> Anonymous 03/11/11(Fri)22:33 No.14212264
    >> Anonymous 03/11/11(Fri)22:55 No.14212477
    >> That Storm Wardens fanboy 03/11/11(Fri)23:14 No.14212662
    There's a drawfag thread at
    >>14212622 and Im trying to get them in here.
    >> That Storm Wardens fanboy 03/11/11(Fri)23:16 No.14212678
    I meant to ref. >>14211949
    >> Anonymous 03/11/11(Fri)23:16 No.14212686
    Good. Need moar pikshur gubbinz fer DEFFBOSS. Iz anyone gonna make a page fer 1d4chan?
    >> Anonymous 03/11/11(Fri)23:32 No.14212795
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    Drawfag here.
    >> Guardsman Jim 03/11/11(Fri)23:34 No.14212811
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    First rough draft. Gimme some ideas fer 'im, guys!
    >> Anonymous 03/12/11(Sat)00:00 No.14213000
    I think he needs to be orkier.

    Needs more dakka, more choppy, and should be thinner.

    I love the galactus helmet, though
    >> Guardsman Jim 03/12/11(Sat)00:03 No.14213022
    Needs moar dakka. Covered in gunz and the axe should have guns on it.
    >> Bi-Polar Hernandez !KuKq0dYqkQ 03/12/11(Sat)00:04 No.14213029
    And the guns need guns on them, and those guns need to fire smaller guns.
    >> Guardsman Jim 03/12/11(Sat)00:06 No.14213041
    And those smaller guns fire choppas
    >> OP is a Concept !!Dxv2+ou16CQ 03/12/11(Sat)00:08 No.14213049
    That explode
    >> Anonymous 03/12/11(Sat)00:08 No.14213051
    No need for him to be so fat, he's planet sized, not shaped. And he needs to be orkier; his choppy should be a power klaw, not a choppa, and his dakka should be fucking enormous. It should make Luna look undegunned. Also, he just looks too unaugmented; you should base him off of a Warboss, not an ordinary Boy.

    What you have right now is an overweight boy, this is motherfucking Deffboss, the orkiest ork in the galaxy.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/11(Sat)00:09 No.14213067
    What if It had a gun

    A gun That shoots Orks

    Who shoot guns
    >> Anonymous 03/12/11(Sat)00:11 No.14213081
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    Here, this is a random warboss I found on google image. Might be useful if you want a visual.
    >> Guardsman Jim 03/12/11(Sat)00:12 No.14213087
    And those boyz had choppas too.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/11(Sat)00:12 No.14213093
    I really love that I came up with the name Deathboss.

    It was a joke about the Death Star at first but it fit's so well now.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/11(Sat)00:14 No.14213108
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    Good point, boss. I'll get right on dat!
    >> Anonymous 03/12/11(Sat)00:15 No.14213129
    You know, I never realized that was the allusion. Deathboss just seems like the kind of thing Orks would name their ultimate boss.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/11(Sat)00:16 No.14213139
    Thats no moon. Its a space station.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/11(Sat)00:17 No.14213147
    I just checked 1d4chan.

    There still isn't a Deffboss article.

    Get on that 1d4fag's.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/11(Sat)00:19 No.14213160
    Well it's Deffboss in the Orky periphery, but yeah, that was the first thing that came to me back then.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/11(Sat)00:22 No.14213180
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    Still not done, obviously.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/11(Sat)00:23 No.14213187
    I just imagined this thing fighting TTGL.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/11(Sat)00:23 No.14213191
    There should be a solid wall of dakka mounted on his shoulders and back.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/11(Sat)00:24 No.14213202

    what if this thing loots Luna?

    it seems big enough for it
    >> Anonymous 03/12/11(Sat)00:28 No.14213226
    Better. Much better. You've got the overall body shape, though he could do with a little more mass around the gut. Right now there's |------| much gap between the chest and stomach, bring that down to |---|.

    The shoulder plate is fantastic, there should be an echo of it on the other shoulder. And his jaw should be mechanical. You're obviously working on the weapons so I won't rehash them.

    This is coming along great, I look forward to seeing the next draft!
    >> Anonymous 03/12/11(Sat)00:31 No.14213250
    needs more sense of scale. More tek as well, because it has been established that no small part of the deffboss is made up of wrecked and repurposed ships.
    >> Bi-Polar Hernandez !KuKq0dYqkQ 03/12/11(Sat)00:35 No.14213282
    "Sir! That's no space station!"

    And thus, the Battle Barge "Emperor's Blessing", was lost to the warp.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/11(Sat)00:37 No.14213301
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    Iz I doin' is proppa, boss?
    >> Bi-Polar Hernandez !KuKq0dYqkQ 03/12/11(Sat)00:38 No.14213312
    >> Anonymous 03/12/11(Sat)00:39 No.14213321
    the cities are too large relative to him.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/11(Sat)00:40 No.14213330
    Imperium warships engage it from a range where it wouldn't even be able to see it.

    Aim for the eyes
    >> Guardsman Jim 03/12/11(Sat)00:40 No.14213332
    Teef guns. YES
    >> Anonymous 03/12/11(Sat)00:42 No.14213345

    nobody bothers to think about how horrible that existence would be for the ork... i mean what the hell would it interact with? it'd just be floating in an endless darkness, occasionally getting slammed into by fast moving rocks or shot at by scared-shitless space craft. The ork would spend most of his time either too hot or WAY too cold, probably tumbling through space at a terrible velocity and trying just to grab onto something dense enough to anchor it's massive body for any period of time.
    >> Bi-Polar Hernandez !KuKq0dYqkQ 03/12/11(Sat)00:42 No.14213349
    That's why it needs Dakka armor manned by smaller Orks. It's like he has eyes in the back of his head, except they're guns and kill things.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/11(Sat)00:43 No.14213354
    Brilliant. This is very, very good. The only problem with the right arm is that the claws on the power klaw are a little too short/straight. They should have a joint halfway up the blade and be a bit longer. Other than that it's coming along spectacularly, I'm on the edge of my seat waiting for the dakka side of him.

    BTW, you can ignore my comment on the gut/chest ratio, your addition of a belt made up the difference.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/11(Sat)00:43 No.14213357
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    never change, /tg/ never change...
    >> Anonymous 03/12/11(Sat)00:43 No.14213364
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    >> Guardsman Jim 03/12/11(Sat)00:44 No.14213365
    No they are not. We need moar boyz t' fire all da gunz
    >> Anonymous 03/12/11(Sat)00:44 No.14213371
    with WAAAAGH power it can probably telepathically communicate with pretty much whatever the fuck it wants.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/11(Sat)00:47 No.14213393
    He could have some minor infection in his left leg

    infection being a whole swarm of nids that are enjoying the literal walking buffet
    >> Guardsman Jim 03/12/11(Sat)00:47 No.14213397
    The orc is so old it is a genius and can probably beet Tzeech at chess.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/11(Sat)00:47 No.14213401
    Use biggar dakka
    >> Bi-Polar Hernandez !KuKq0dYqkQ 03/12/11(Sat)00:48 No.14213407
    He's probably more of a tactical genius than Creed!
    >> Anonymous 03/12/11(Sat)00:48 No.14213408

    that's even worse! at least if it was an idiot it might not realize how horrible it's existence is.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/11(Sat)00:49 No.14213414
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    About the sense of scale:

    The Imperium battleships are too large. They are only about 20-30 km long, compared to a planetary body at least 20,000 km tall (size of Earth) and most likely even bigger. The battleships should look like clouds of dusts from that cosmic distance, shaped like a formation.

    Needs moar planets and asteroids around it to show scale.

    Although a lot of ships form the weapons and armours of DEFFBOSS, they are, in His scale, only point-defense weapons at best, and should be illustrated with tiny lines coming out of all directions from His body, each of this line represents ALL weapons of a battleship firing at once in one direction. Each of these lines is capable of glassing (not obliterating outright) another planet...

    Such is His level of dakka...

    The only weapons even worthy of scale comparison to DEFFBOSS are

    Mars Cannon.
    Luna Cannon.
    Talisman of Vaul?

    Anything else is simply too tiny...
    >> Anonymous 03/12/11(Sat)00:51 No.14213421

    Your inferior mind cannot begin to comprehend Deffboss.
    >> Guardsman Jim 03/12/11(Sat)00:52 No.14213428
    Yeah, I mean... wait, is that a gargant? DEFFBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSS!!!!!
    >> Anonymous 03/12/11(Sat)00:53 No.14213437
    if he sneezes does the snot become comets?
    >> Guardsman Jim 03/12/11(Sat)00:54 No.14213446
    He has enough mekboyz to be able to make a second mars cannon
    >> Bi-Polar Hernandez !KuKq0dYqkQ 03/12/11(Sat)00:54 No.14213448
    His nose is filled with smaller WAAAGHS. He sneezes whenever the Orks need to invade a planet
    >> Anonymous 03/12/11(Sat)00:56 No.14213457
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    Okay, I downsized him a bit because, really, if he were the size of Earth we wouldn't be able to see ANY kind of detail. Moon-sized object shown in the corner for a better scale.

    Got a little Waaagh! going on on his right knee. Perky Tyranids!
    >> Anonymous 03/12/11(Sat)00:56 No.14213460
    What is this "mars cannon" everyone keeps talking about? I get that it's a really big gun on Mars, but I've never heard mention of it in any 40k codex or novel.
    >> Guardsman Jim 03/12/11(Sat)00:57 No.14213461
    He sneezes squigoths

    Why is this not on 1d4chan?
    >> Anonymous 03/12/11(Sat)01:01 No.14213483

    >> Anonymous 03/12/11(Sat)01:01 No.14213486
    I like the gubbinz. Excellent touch. The only thing that seriously needs work now is the Dakka, his guns are puny. The barrels need to be longer and there should be ammo feeds coiling around his arm.

    And that right arm above the klaw is looking a little barren, throw in another Ork settlement.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/11(Sat)01:01 No.14213487
    I think he needs an iron gob. Question is, what should it be made from?
    >> Anonymous 03/12/11(Sat)01:02 No.14213489
    Maybe some battle barges on the edge of the scene?
    >> Anonymous 03/12/11(Sat)01:04 No.14213502
    His boot's could use a little more detail, they should look more salvaged and ship-like.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/11(Sat)01:06 No.14213511
    core of a star gone iron?
    >> Anonymous 03/12/11(Sat)01:09 No.14213529
    Yet it would STILL only take 1 Charlie Sheen to get Deffboss high
    >> Anonymous 03/12/11(Sat)01:11 No.14213540
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    Ah, yes, Terra-class Titan (posted before, reposted here) should be shown for scale as well. I don't remember how big the Terra-class Titan is supposed to be (since it is a /tg/ thing), but let's just say that it is only the Emperor's palace (the size of the Eurasia continent), and not the whole Earth...

    Then it would be slightly smaller than DEFFBOSS, but still quite close.

    >>them; humns

    Dem crafty 'ummies...
    >> Anonymous 03/12/11(Sat)01:11 No.14213542
    Cause the 1d4fag's are being lazy.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/11(Sat)01:13 No.14213548
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    Runnin' out o' room 'ere, boss!
    >> Anonymous 03/12/11(Sat)01:13 No.14213551
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    I challenged Jaimas to do so.
    He accepted.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/11(Sat)01:14 No.14213554

    Not the drawfag, but I actually think that the irongob takes a little away from DEFFBOSS. The current facial expression is just golden...

    Also, DEFFBOSS is simply too dead'ard that he never lost a jaw in a battle, and his proud nature makes him consider having an iron gob a sign of weakness...

    something like that
    >> Anonymous 03/12/11(Sat)01:28 No.14213649
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    About ready to call this one done. Not sure what else I could add to the big boy.

    If I gets approved, I'll move on to colours and such over the weekend. I'm voting Deathskull!
    >> Anonymous 03/12/11(Sat)01:29 No.14213653

    No, a Gargant AS the table
    >> Anonymous 03/12/11(Sat)01:30 No.14213655
    You've forgotten the Planet he uses as a codpiece that was established earlier in the thread

    also, he should be MUCH larger when compared to Mars or Terra, he has been around and fighting since the War in Heaven, he's older than the Chaos Gods and possibley one of the first Krork created by the Old Ones.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/11(Sat)01:33 No.14213673
    Also Deffboss is supposedly a Kommando

    But as for colours, he should have ALL of the Orky colours featured on him

    >> Anonymous 03/12/11(Sat)01:36 No.14213687
    if hes a komando he should have a Orange jumpsuit, and then small rok like fortresses in STRATEEJIK locatoions
    >> Anonymous 03/12/11(Sat)01:38 No.14213699
    Any news on 1d4chan yet?
    >> Anonymous 03/12/11(Sat)01:38 No.14213701
    People were saying he's a Kommando because no one ever actually sees him and lives to tell about it, so he's sneakin' about the Galaxy after his personal WAAAGH!
    >> Anonymous 03/12/11(Sat)01:39 No.14213710
    nothing up for DEFFBOSS yet
    >> Teddyhands !!gQYFtCw/Zqk 03/12/11(Sat)01:40 No.14213716
    If yellow is dakka, what is choppa?
    >> Anonymous 03/12/11(Sat)01:40 No.14213717
    and as everyone knows any ork sneaking about should be wearing an orange jump suit!
    >> Anonymous 03/12/11(Sat)01:43 No.14213732
    Black is killy, choppy is lumped in there. Dakka gets its own colour because you ALWAYS need more of it, no matter what
    >> Anonymous 03/12/11(Sat)01:55 No.14213806
    Simply fantastic. Any further suggestions I could give would be trivial and irrelevant. I call this sketch ready for color.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/11(Sat)01:57 No.14213819
    People, Green Iz Best. Deffboss is the bestest Ork eva. He needs to be green. His boots should be red (they go fasta) and his guns should be yellow (shootier) but his main color should be green.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/11(Sat)01:58 No.14213827
    he wouldnt need gun maintained, his willpower would create weapons out of ships. and if he could hear a mekboy saying they were upgrading his guns... well reality is done for
    >> Anonymous 03/12/11(Sat)02:00 No.14213852
    dis my gun, da squishy umies made it, the boys say its called the litny. so i made it da litny of WAAAAAHHH! an its got a right bit of dakka. id say its da shootiest gun in da galaxy
    >> Bi-Polar Hernandez !KuKq0dYqkQ 03/12/11(Sat)02:01 No.14213854
    >weapons out of ships

    >> Anonymous 03/12/11(Sat)02:02 No.14213861
    i already did
    >> Anonymous 03/12/11(Sat)02:04 No.14213874
    due to the sheer size that DEFFBOSS is supposed to be, one battlebarge is much too small.

    Think of the opening to the first episode of TTGL
    >> Bi-Polar Hernandez !KuKq0dYqkQ 03/12/11(Sat)02:04 No.14213875
    >No picture

    >> Bi-Polar Hernandez !KuKq0dYqkQ 03/12/11(Sat)02:05 No.14213879
    Two battlebarges welded together then.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/11(Sat)02:05 No.14213884
    im no artfag, just his gun has to be a fist smashed through the remains of the litany of litanys litany
    >> Anonymous 03/12/11(Sat)02:09 No.14213897
    it should be more like a small Fleet welded together
    >> Anonymous 03/12/11(Sat)02:11 No.14213908

    There, I wrote a 1d4chan entry. It's not very long, but at least it's there.
    >> AnonyMouse 03/12/11(Sat)02:12 No.14213919
    This reminds me of one discussion we had at the local gamestore.
    Blood Angel's home-planet. With wings and engines. They Deepstrike their planet.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/11(Sat)02:21 No.14213972
    Say some big mean Mother Hubbard plans on tearing me a structurally superfluous new behind. My solution?
    Use some Exterminatus. If that don't work? Use some more Exterminatus.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/11(Sat)02:49 No.14214179
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    I eagerly await the drawfags results
    >> Anonymous 03/12/11(Sat)04:40 No.14214906
    I think we've found what happened to the squats. he ate them.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/11(Sat)08:25 No.14215981
    So that's the Kraken? I've got you tooth, dum deffboss.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/11(Sat)08:32 No.14216006
    Not wanting to be outdone, the Chaos Gods put aside their differences to turn into a Chaos Megazord out of the Eye of Terror.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/11(Sat)08:39 No.14216032
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    no, that was us.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/11(Sat)08:40 No.14216036
    He looted two space hulks and made it a twin linked shokk attack gun.

    Firing his weapon can cause warpstorms.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/11(Sat)09:06 No.14216118



    Get to updating.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/11(Sat)09:35 No.14216255

    > The hive mind, sensing the black-hole chasing it screaming WAAAAUGH!

    Oh jesus, the Deffboss is so WAAAGH-y that he picks up black holes and uses them as microphones.

    "But that doesn't-""WAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!"
    >> Anonymous 03/12/11(Sat)11:06 No.14216753
    If black holes actually do have worm holes coming out teh other side, then just imagine some random locations in the galaxy hearing this massive WAAAAAAAAGH scream every so often.
    >> mnstion type-iii 03/12/11(Sat)11:10 No.14216777
    Most Orkz consider themselves the center of the universe.

    This one actually knows it's the center of the galaxy....

    Truth- our galaxy does not revolve around a black-hole... it is a green hole, an object so orky that not even light or conventional logic can escape.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/11(Sat)11:23 No.14216827
    God-emp vs Orkoid.

    Emps gets a ship to land on him, and all his battle gear.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/11(Sat)11:26 No.14216839
    >Implying sound can travel in a vacuum
    >> Anonymous 03/12/11(Sat)11:28 No.14216843

    Single virus bomb. Orkz arent immune to them and a big one would just melt down.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/11(Sat)11:34 No.14216869
    OK, we're getting to that point in the thread where it's simply too huge for anyone to read the whole thing, and so they're rehashing what's already been covered.

    Someone fully update 1d4chan, then start a new thread.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/11(Sat)11:45 No.14216912
    >> Indonesian Gentleman 03/12/11(Sat)12:10 No.14217019
    "Dearie, I can't sleep, that damned green hole is screaming again."
    "Oh shush honey, that's probably just the Tyranids in your bed."
    >> Anonymous 03/12/11(Sat)12:46 No.14217270
    Drawfag from earlier here.

    I'll be slapping on some colour on the Deffboss over the weekend. So expect me to update around Sunday evening or Monday morning.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/11(Sat)15:24 No.14218480
    brilliant! also bump
    >> Anonymous 03/12/11(Sat)18:22 No.14219987
    one more bump for awesomeness

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