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    173 KB Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)12:39 No.14350398  
    In the grim darkness of the far future...
    What's on TV?
    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)12:40 No.14350404
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    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)12:41 No.14350408

    Are there funny hijinks? I would totally watch this if there were.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)12:42 No.14350410
    Necromunda Shore
    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)12:43 No.14350426
    I demand more of this comic
    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)12:43 No.14350430
    i would pay good money to see an Arbites version of COPS
    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)12:44 No.14350431
    Enemy at the Cadican Gate
    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)12:47 No.14350463
    only one, sorry
    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)12:48 No.14350475
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    these guys
    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)12:50 No.14350496

    heretics, heretics, what'chu gon' do, what'chu gon' do when they come for you~

    mind, it would just be Judge Dredd TV
    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)12:52 No.14350524
    are you implying thats a bad thing?

    >CHAPTER cconan
    i think captcha want's a conan movie
    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)12:53 No.14350539
    Astartes of Hazzard
    Heresy My Dad Says
    >> Ted, Rembermancer of Chaos 03/24/11(Thu)12:54 No.14350543
    Next on Fresh Prince of Commorragh...
    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)12:54 No.14350544
    Someone post the Mythbustaz picture.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)12:54 No.14350554
    The Planet Before Time vol. XXIV: The ever-continuing story of several youngsters attempting to survive the hellish confusion of Second-Millennium Holy Terra.

    Lords of the Dance: A soap opera regarding young, restless hive nobles and sinister, manipulative Rogue Traders.
    >> Dantalaeon !!2TQS185pmIh 03/24/11(Thu)12:56 No.14350570
    The Grimdark Adventures of Billy and Mandy.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)12:56 No.14350572
    They're also showing ULTIMATE WARRIOR season 865321: Space Marines versus EVERYONE.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)12:56 No.14350575
    Cains Heroes: The adventures of Commissar Caiaphas Cain

    (this one is actually canon)
    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)12:56 No.14350584
    In the Imperium, the will of the Emperor is made up of two separate yet equal arms in the pursuit of routing out heresy and mutation.
    The Inquisition, which investigates the heretical and the Adeptus Arbites, which executes.
    This is their stories.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)12:58 No.14350596
    Coming up next is...

    Two and a Half Mechanicus

    Terra Park

    Everybody Loves Emperor

    Emperor of Terra (King of Queens :V)

    >Tyran time
    I guess captcha wants a tyranid tv show?
    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)12:58 No.14350600
    Squats: Legend or reality?
    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)12:59 No.14350614
    Chaos Channel: All Catherine Breillat films, all the time. Plus occaisionally The Cell.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)13:00 No.14350618
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    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)13:00 No.14350622
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    Hello neighbor
    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)13:01 No.14350631
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    The Tau broadcast propoganda in the form of mecha shows where human males aquire personal harems.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)13:01 No.14350632
    This week on Heresy Matters, little Octavius brings home an abandoned Nurgling!

    Mother: Octavius Junior! Just what is that smell coming out from your room?
    Octavius: Nothing, mom!
    Mother: Are you smoking lhos in there?

    (audience laughs)
    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)13:01 No.14350635

    Assuming that was continual production, that show is releasing something like 2.2 seasons per year.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)13:02 No.14350639
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    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)13:03 No.14350642
    Saint Roger's Hive.

    The Muppet Ship: a comedy-variety show using special guests, musical numbers, and talking nonhuman puppets to generate hilarious jokes. Main stars include Lord Captain Kermit the Amphibian, Lady Piggy, and Fozzy Ogryn. Heretical nature of "nonhuman puppets" currently being reviewed by the Inqusition; however, given the rumors that the Emperor once guest-starred on this show (the fabled "lost episode"), there are some doubts as to whether this will be removed.

    Sesame Hive: Spin off of the Muppet Ship. Officially Emperor-approved since M31.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)13:03 No.14350643
    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)13:03 No.14350648

    Impossible, the Emperor is stuck on the Golden Throne, there's no way he'd be able to host a children's show.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)13:04 No.14350658
    Mr. Dressup
    >the Callidus
    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)13:06 No.14350672
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    Just one of the advertisements
    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)13:06 No.14350674
    Big Brother, Tau edition. Very boring. No fighting or anything.

    Faux News.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)13:06 No.14350675
    Clones and actors.

    Dirty Jobs with Commisonar Rowe.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)13:06 No.14350676
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    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)13:06 No.14350679
    I'm going to get blam'd for this, but I'm pretty sure that Mr. Rogers, at least, would have been a decent father. Unlike a certain God-Emperor out there.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)13:07 No.14350685
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    Ok guys, its been well over a year since I originally made and posted this so I think its reasonable to repeat...

    In the grim and distant future --
    Next Sunday A.D. --
    There was a techpriest named J’ole,
    Not too different from you or me.
    He worked at a Mechanicus Institute,
    Just another face in a red jumpsuit.
    He did a good job cleaning up the place,
    But the magos didn't like him
    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)13:07 No.14350687
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    The U team.

    A team of four Ultramarines in a black Rhino with a red stripe have action-packed adventures around the universe.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)13:08 No.14350695
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    We'll send him heretical movies,
    The worst we can find (la-la-la).
    He'll have to sit and watch them all,
    And we'll monitor his mind (la-la-la).
    Now keep in mind J’ole can't control
    Where the movies begin or end (la-la-la)
    Because he used those special parts
    To build his servitor friends!
    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)13:08 No.14350700

    True. Fred McFeely Rogers had two sons, and neither of them tried to kill him.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)13:10 No.14350712
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    ++Servitor Sign off!++
    ++Tom Servo!++
    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)13:10 No.14350719
    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)13:10 No.14350720

    Think combination Jackass and Punk'd blended together.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)13:10 No.14350722
    Were either of them named Angron?

    I'd kill my parents if they named ME Angron. That's not something you forgive.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)13:11 No.14350727
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    If you're wondering how he eats and breathes
    and other Scholastic facts (la la la),
    Then repeat to yourself, "It's just a show,
    I should really just relax
    For Mystery Science Theater 40,000!"
    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)13:11 No.14350729
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    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)13:12 No.14350738
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    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)13:13 No.14350745
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    is there a 40k variant of the fresh prince theme song?
    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)13:13 No.14350747
    Yeah with more Rage.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)13:13 No.14350748
    I am running a Rogue Trader game where two players, a mentally unstable navigator and a hive ganger-turned security officer have bonded by watching a large collection of heretical buddy cop and actions movies.

    They spend their off time, lounging around a room in their boxers, watching such amazing Imperial classics as

    Kung-Fu Cops of Necromunda

    Rumble in the Underhive

    Big Trouble in Little Armegeddon

    Hive Fleet Kraken by Dark

    Inglorious Astartees

    Der Titan

    Bad Sororitas 3 (All copies of 1&2 have been destroyed)

    The hiver, who has raided Eldar ships before, thinks all this nonsense about them being able to see the future and having Aspect Temples is completely Scintillawood bullshit.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)13:13 No.14350750

    The Emperor did not name the Primarchs. They got whisked away in their infancy, and the only ones that could recognize him were the ones with divination psychic powers. Angron was named by the people who raised him, that is, the people who were in charge of the arena. It is pretty much a stage name.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)13:13 No.14350752
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    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)13:14 No.14350755
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    In 40,000 a crack Space Marine unit was sent to the Warp by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum heresy Warphold to the Hive Tyrn underground. Today, still wanted by the Imperium of Man, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire the U Team.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)13:15 No.14350768
    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)13:15 No.14350771
    to be honest that's probably the plot of the game; SPACE MARINE

    and you know what? I'm OK with it, so long as none of the spiritual liege stuff gets mentioned
    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)13:17 No.14350784
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    In the Dark Grimness of the year 40,000 there is no TV
    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)13:18 No.14350797

    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)13:20 No.14350813
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    Another thread where we tried to shoe horn
    40k into everything!

    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)13:23 No.14350830
    Making funny movie and video titles using concepts from a game we enjoy?

    How terrible!

    Up next: in the grim darkness of Dwarf Fortress, what's on TV?
    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)13:25 No.14350842
    something like sons of anarchy, about Chaos renegades.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)13:28 No.14350872
    What tvs? Creepers got them years ago.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)13:28 No.14350873
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    24/7 sock shopping channel
    Cave spider silk socks, pig tail thread socks, elf hair socks, we have them all! Now 50% off due to minor zombie carp damage!
    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)13:30 No.14350890
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    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)13:31 No.14350892

    there sure is, just turn on your pic-vox
    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)13:34 No.14350917
    > His hammer worked me again and again. Mercilessly pounding me each thundering blow shaping me. Shaping me. Kneading me. I was getting cold but he could sense this so he thrust me into the flames and gently oh so gently twirled me until i was hot all over his finger gentle but firm. Glowing. The heat permeating every inch of my being. Before i could even prepare for the blow he hammered my hilt with such force i shuddered but even then i wanted more. I wanted it harder and he gave it. His sweat poured down on me and i sizzled in gratitude....
    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)13:36 No.14350934
    Marbo: First Blood
    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)13:43 No.14350992
    Teen Titans- a children's cartoon glorifying the transition from child to techpriest. Occasionally the main cast has to interface with an actual Titan to stave off large xeno invasions.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)13:54 No.14351084
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    Enlisted with Children

    "Poor Al tries to escape his family by enlisting in the Imperial Guard, but he's in for a nasty surprise as it turns out that his loving family also heeded the call of the Emperor!"
    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)13:57 No.14351112
    Can someone pls draw a 40K "X-Files" ad?
    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)14:08 No.14351207
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    Don't you mean =I= -Files?
    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)14:13 No.14351258
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    >Yuikami on Gaiaonline
    I already don't like you, OP.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)14:14 No.14351265
    >implying anyone could escape the Imperial military
    So much heresy.

    Whatever show's are on, they had better never imply that anything is less than perfect.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)14:18 No.14351303
    big Empreror

    a live feed of the emperor, all day everyday
    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)14:22 No.14351337
    Live heretic purging.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)14:28 No.14351385
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    IG Joe is the codename for the Imperium's daring, highly trained special mission force.

    It's purpose, to defend human freedom against Chaos-
    a ruthless collection of dark powers determined to rule the galaxy.


    YO JOE!
    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)14:32 No.14351415
    Goddamnit, who's responsible for this shoop? I've seen it twice now and have no idea where it came from.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)14:37 No.14351455
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    it's not a shoop, but from a fo'real cartoon!
    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)14:39 No.14351475
    Believe it or not, but that is not a photoshop. That is a screencapture from the Street Fighter Animated Series, and the character in question is a generic henchman of M. Bison.

    Yes, Bison had Imperial Guard look-alikes working for him.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)14:40 No.14351485
    >IG Joe
    >GI Joe

    It took 70+ replies for someone to think of this?

    That's fucking brilliant, by the way.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)14:50 No.14351574
    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)15:00 No.14351679
    IS is Tau propaganda.
    Tau sterilization camps.

    Holy FUCK! Now the plot makes sense!
    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)15:05 No.14351737
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    >this thread
    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)15:08 No.14351766
    Survivor: The Eye of Terror
    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)15:13 No.14351834
    Orkyard Wars
    >> Sister Nian !!SWklgFNo/Iy 03/24/11(Thu)15:14 No.14351839
    No one mentioned a W40K version M*A*S*H yet?
    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)15:16 No.14351857
    I like to see a Ork version of Happy Days
    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)15:19 No.14351889
    Orky Days?
    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)15:20 No.14351898
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    Whose Litany is it Anyway?

    >Things you would tell an Emperor-damned heretic, but not your Comissar.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)15:24 No.14351940
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    best in thread
    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)15:27 No.14351966
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    something i was working on
    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)15:27 No.14351973
    Next on Space Hulk challenge:

    teams Gork and Mork have been challenged to build the orkiest mecha they can build using only parts they can find on the space hulk!
    >> sage 03/24/11(Thu)15:27 No.14351974
    oh god I loved that show

    watching two teams of mekboys with a big mek boss trying ta make the stompiest, killiest whatever. End of episode is a literal fight to the death.

    fucking awesome
    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)15:27 No.14351975
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    Webway WG-1
    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)15:30 No.14351993
    This is going to spawn its own thread..i forsee it
    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)15:34 No.14352026
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    "Crikey looks like we've got a tyranid here, now these guys have razor sharp claws that can rip ceramite apart. So I'm going to sneak up and grab him."
    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)15:34 No.14352029
    Da Fast and Da Furious!

    Iron Legion Chef
    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)15:38 No.14352059
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    SMASH TV contestants compete to see who gets to join the astartes. Watch to see who the next defender of humanity will be.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)15:39 No.14352066
    Imperial idol.
    >> Bragd 03/24/11(Thu)15:42 No.14352102
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    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)15:45 No.14352119
    And he gets killed by a squig.


    I would still watch the fuck out of that.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)15:45 No.14352121
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    C-c-catch the corpse. Eat corpse starch.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)15:45 No.14352122
    "Now this is a story, all about how, my life got fucked up upside down, now I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, I'll tell you how I became a prince of a town called Commorragh.

    the Imperium, born and raised, in the Imp. Guard was where I spent most of my days, killing out xenos, relaxing all cool, shooting some Chaos outside a school, when a couple of Piratesm who where up to no good, starting capturing slaves in my neighbourhood. I got in one little war, but I got scared, and was wisked away to the city Commorragh.

    I beg and pleaded with them, day after day, but they took out their whips and beat me anyway, Wyches gave me a stab, then i fell on a picket, one turned his mic on and said "We might as well kick it!"
    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)15:45 No.14352124
    >Orky Choppaz!
    Two crazy mekboyz take on commisions from warbosses all over the sector to build the fastest, flashiest, shootiest, choppiest, orkiest, custom-made warbikes!
    >Orky Manor
    With the support of the Adeptus Mechanicus and over 300 hidden vox and videorecorders, this show is all about the strife and victories of the small ork clan Whoppers, stranded on the space hulk Kal-i-Harm, as they try to avoid genestealers, rival orks and other horrors from beyond, to finally get off the Hulk!
    >Ancient Weapons
    Former Cadian Shock Trooper, "Mac", shows us the latest in unearthed archeotech and the big guns of the Navy, Guard and even the Adeptus Astartes!
    >This is a standard stubb-gun round (holds it in one hand), and has a calibre of 7mm. One hit by this, and you´ll likely never get up again
    >And *this* is a Mars Pattern Mk.VI Earth Shaker High Explosive round, used to flatten bunkers and it has a calibre of 190mm. One his by this, and your comrades will be finding bits of you for weeks afterwards
    >...and *THIS* is the Gryphonne Pattern Mk. II Magna-Melta Orbital Bombardment Munition, and it has a calibre of 3300mm. One hit by this, and it´s all over
    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)15:46 No.14352138
    Mechanicus Wars;

    The Adeptus Mechanicus do more then slap their dicks on old tech all day. They also create robots of death and destruction!
    >> Alpharius 03/24/11(Thu)15:47 No.14352144
    Live feed of a Tau Fire Warrior squad exploring a chaos-infested Space Hulk.

    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)15:48 No.14352151
    >Armageddon Choppaz
    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)15:48 No.14352153
    everyone who sings on this show is executed, for the Emperor is our only idol
    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)15:48 No.14352155
    Those tricky Tau!

    I miss that dwarf porn thread that disappeared from the archives. It was awesome.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)15:48 No.14352159
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    In one Cain novel, they say there's a holovid series Aces High where two Lightning pilots go Ace Combat on the enemies of the Imperium.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)15:48 No.14352162
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    Your love is faaaaaaaaaaaading! I've just made a giant masterpiece for all the "Imperium's Greatest Newspaper" nerds.

    Cultist for Warmaster!

    Oh! There coming to geeeeeeeeet meeeeee! Ha, ha.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)15:50 No.14352177
    No no no no.
    Jokaero challenge: Two groups of apes are put in a scrapheap with a pile of mangoes in the middle.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)15:50 No.14352181
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    Somebody's at the door.

    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)15:53 No.14352213
    >"Haha, we've discovered some of the greatest treasures from Ancient Terra, and now, they'll be recited by Orkz! Watch the zany adventures of Ork-spearian theater!"
    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)15:54 No.14352216
    Ta'morrw an' Ta'morrw an' Ta'morrw,
    Creepz at diz' zogin' slow speed from day ta' day,
    To da lazt wurdza time;
    An' all da yesterdayz and dayz befor' haz zog'in idiotz,
    Da way ov Dusty Deff, Da brief flamer's out.
    Dis live is but a sneeky git, a gimpin' grot dat
    stutz about and dos stuff in hiz time on da' stage,
    And den he'z ded. It'z a realy long story,
    Told by a zogi'n moron, full 'ov gubbins,
    but it ain't much.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)15:54 No.14352224
    >Aces High
    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)15:55 No.14352228
    I will pay good money to a drawfag who is willing to draw "Catachan Shore"
    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)15:56 No.14352235
    >5 fingers and a thumb
    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)15:56 No.14352239

    Where am I? In bed? What am I doing? T-t-t--t-talking to myself.

    Fuck. Listening to that song again.
    >> Magic Fridge 03/24/11(Thu)15:57 No.14352246
    >Top Gear in WH40k
    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)15:58 No.14352258
    Faithwatch, glorious imperial ladies at the beach.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)16:00 No.14352277
    'Eh boss....

    If we shoots a humie ta'day then they'z iz gonna spill all der red blood everywhere...

    Then todayz will be red... And it'll go fasta...

    Which means it'll be to'marra sooner!
    >> Snapper Carr 03/24/11(Thu)16:00 No.14352281
    >Some say that they are the greatest of all the space marines and that they produce bolter rounds.. from their bottom.
    >All we know is, they're called the Ultramarines.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)16:00 No.14352288
    Up next Optimus Prime and his fellow Titans of the Legio Autoboticus battle the evil Titans of the Legio Decepticus
    >> Glutton 03/24/11(Thu)16:01 No.14352297
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    >Double Fisted Action
    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)16:07 No.14352364
    Not sure if want
    >Comissar Cowell: So, are you going to start singing now?
    >Candidate: But I just did...
    >Comissar Cowell: Sounded to me like you were trying to summon a Greater Demon of Slaanesh *BLAM*
    I'd give it a try.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)16:18 No.14352465
    We loved your performance but we could not help but notice the fifth finger you have there, disqualified due to mutation.

    *she runs off crying*
    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)16:23 No.14352501
    Pimp my METAL BAWKS!
    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)16:23 No.14352507

    >Optimi Primarius

    I am so running this as a Titan name sometime. The Legio will have a long and proud tradition of allowing its crews to paint their steeds colors of their choice.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)16:26 No.14352530

    I would have gone for

    cadiA-Team, but this one is good, too
    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)16:26 No.14352531
    McGivericus :
    Thanks to somehow non-heretical and creative use of standard imperial technology, a bold pacifist techpriest helps the common folk of the Imperium against corrupt Rogue Traders and planetary governors !
    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)16:29 No.14352551
    Congratulations! You've come first out of the one million contestants! Sadly, you will never be an Ultramarine.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)16:33 No.14352589
    There is however room in the flesh tearers for you.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)20:10 No.14354518
    The =][= Team

    Accused of a Heresy they didn't commit, a rag-tag cell of Inquisitorial Acolytes and their allies fight a covert battle to clear their names. Today, still wanted by the Inquisition, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem...if no one else can help...and if you can find them...maybe you can hire...The =][= Team.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)20:29 No.14354662
    Too much nonsense tv in this thread. Time Team 40k! Following a bunch of lovable and quirky explorators around recovering archeotech and patching together information about lost human dark age civilisations :3
    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)20:38 No.14354750
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    Hmmm looks interesting...
    >reads wiki

    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)20:42 No.14354791
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    Instead of the harsh reality of uncovering nightmarish nearly broken Iron-men, death traps, malfunctioning machinery, warp taint, broken reactors...

    Unless you go to a really agricultural/"newish" world, archaeology aint fun. Why do you think some of them went out with Titans?

    /nofun. I like your idea actually!
    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)20:48 No.14354849
    I forget in which BL novel this is in, but there is mention of a show about lightning pilots who score way too many kills or something like that.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)21:01 No.14354970
    The grimdarkness was implied and expected. The point is, it would be real and informative. I hardly watch anything aside from historical shows on tv any more.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)21:06 No.14355029
    I like to imagine Ork's watching tv on really really old looking tvs, like the ones with no knob and you need a pair of pliers to turn the channel or change the volume.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)21:07 No.14355040
    Second CC novel (Caves of Ice), it's called "Attack Run".
    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)21:07 No.14355046

    I have to admit, if they were blasé to it all, made witty/amusing/informative comments...

    best show ever

    "Ohoho! What we have here is a Pattern IX CENTURIUS! These killing machines once upon a time rained plasma death onto the enemies of man!"

    "....and man eventually".

    "Yes I was getting to that."
    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)21:10 No.14355066
    In the Grim darkness of the future, what vidya to they play?

    [spoiler]inb4 no Half Life Episode 3
    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)21:10 No.14355074
    Ah balls, I forgot /tg/ aint got spoilers
    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)21:11 No.14355082
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    Top Gear 40k (Trukk Gear, Speed Freakz, I suck at names)

    It's been mentioned, just wanted to throw this picture out there.

    For my contribution:

    Magos Who. About a quirky techpriest who, through the use of his amazing archeotech, flies around destroying the enemies of man (or maybe just defending the imperium, if some remnant of the pacifist message survived).
    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)21:15 No.14355129
    Rosarius 1,2,3, AT (Assault Troopers), and Macragge (the stunning prequel).

    Dead Spacehulk.

    Call of the Imperium: 1,2,3, Galaxy at War, and Stormtroopers (does the IG have black ops?)

    I can keep going.

    >CAPTCHA: Inquisitor Aenain
    >A humble indie game about an inquisitor from Ordo Xenos who murderizes people in the face.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)21:16 No.14355137
    Man v Food 40k-One lone human explores the greatest foods of the galaxy. From the best BBQ on Terra to a plump, juicy squig on some space hulk.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)21:19 No.14355180
    Bamp. Don't let this die.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)21:19 No.14355183
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    Some propaganda kid show?
    >> Techpriest Ishmael 03/24/11(Thu)21:55 No.14355660
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    Adeptus Diagnosticus! A story about a Brilliant Senior Aphotecary his apprentices, and a sister hospitaler, fight countless diseases prepared by papa nurgle.
    >> ClubMeSoftly !vjX/b/51.s 03/25/11(Fri)02:00 No.14358432
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    In the Ordo Hereticus there are two seperate, yet equally important groups. The Inquisition, which roots out Heresy, and the Adeptus Astartes, which prosecutes the offenders. These are their stories.
    [Bolter fires twice]
    >> Anonymous 03/25/11(Fri)02:18 No.14358635
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    I am Adam. Prince of Cadia and keeper of the secrets of Golden Throne.
    This is 13th Cadian... my fearless regiment.
    Fabulous secret powers were revealed to me the day I held aloft my powerhammer and said... By the power of Golden Throne!
    13th Cadian became the Legio Secundus, and I became Sigmar the lost Primarch.
    Only a few others share this secret... Our friends: The Emperor, Creed and Orcus the sanctioned psyker.
    Together we defend The Imperium from the evil forces of Abaddon.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/11(Fri)02:38 No.14358845
    Inquisitor Gadget was my favorite show as a kid
    >> Carl Sagan 03/25/11(Fri)02:46 No.14358912
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    "My name's Mike Rowe, and this is my job. I explore the Imperium looking for people who aren't afraid to get dirty — hard-working men and women who earn an honest living doing the kinds of jobs that Servitors can't be created to do. Now, get ready to get dirty."
    >> Anonymous 03/25/11(Fri)02:51 No.14358956
    second time this was posted but I like the image
    >> Anonymous 03/25/11(Fri)03:05 No.14359092
    Dawn of War
    Space Marine
    Dark Millennium
    Grand Theft Auto: Necromunda
    STALKER: shadow of Kreig
    >> Anonymous 03/25/11(Fri)03:18 No.14359201
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    servitor wars.

    teams of tech-priests compete to build combat servitors that can survive the hazards of the arena and defeat their rivals
    >> Anonymous 03/25/11(Fri)06:17 No.14360445
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    "Death is the right of all heretics."
    >> Anonymous 03/25/11(Fri)06:21 No.14360468
    Dark Eldar porn channels.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/11(Fri)06:26 No.14360489
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    I'll post the next page too.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/11(Fri)06:28 No.14360502
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    This is the most awesome commissar.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/11(Fri)06:32 No.14360522

    THIS. YES.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/11(Fri)06:32 No.14360529
    Oh that sly bitch
    >> Anonymous 03/25/11(Fri)06:37 No.14360563
    Long ago in a distant world, I, Tzeentch, the shape-shifting Master of Darkness, unleashed an unspeakable evil! But a foolish Space Marine wielding a magic chainblade stepped forth to oppose me. Before the final blow was struck, I tore open a portal in the warp and flung him into the future, where my evil is law! Now the fool seeks to return to the past, and undo the future that is Tzeentch!
    >> Anonymous 03/25/11(Fri)06:41 No.14360591
    Is that a 40k'd Galactic Inquisitor from Venture Brothers?


    >A strange murder on the paradise world of Balaii has left the Governor in shock as it is his own daughter. The Governor calls in the Arbites who appoint Judge Jack Lord the head of a special investigation force. As the investigation continues his team finds that all is not that it seems.

    >"Execute 'em Danno."

    >NASA|Trek Regnigh

    >> Anonymous 03/25/11(Fri)06:43 No.14360600
    A ragtag group of orks led by a cunning nob wreak havoc on their bumbling dark eldar captors.

    Hogantz's Heroes
    >> Anonymous 03/25/11(Fri)06:51 No.14360631
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    >This thread
    >> Anonymous 03/25/11(Fri)06:54 No.14360646

    Speaking of which:

    Venture Brothers

    >A pair of brothers, sons of a now worn out Rogue Trader find themselves on amazing and comedic adventures across the uncharted realms of space. Accompanied by their former Kasrkin bodyguard Brock Samson and Machine Spirit H.E.L.P.E.R. they do everything they can to foil the evil plans of the mighty Dark Eldar: The Monarch!
    >> Anonymous 03/25/11(Fri)06:56 No.14360659
    >> Anonymous 03/25/11(Fri)06:59 No.14360681
    Let's be honest here, Captain mal is basically a rogue trader
    >> Anonymous 03/25/11(Fri)07:01 No.14360684
    Caves of Ice, I beleive
    >> Anonymous 03/25/11(Fri)07:01 No.14360685
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    >> Myrmidon 03/25/11(Fri)07:09 No.14360721
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    rolled 23 = 23

    I don't know what's on TV, but I'm pretty sure this would be playing at the movies...
    >> Anonymous 03/25/11(Fri)07:11 No.14360725
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    You know this guy would have a show.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/11(Fri)07:15 No.14360747
    It's interesting to note that other Redemptionists consider him overzealous.

    That's saying something.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/11(Fri)07:16 No.14360752
    So what you are telling me is, im going to make the next game of rogue trader into Firefly?

    I see.

    Speaking of 40k Video Games. I wonder what the 40k version of Red Dead Redemption would be.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/11(Fri)07:18 No.14360763
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    "The Exorcist"
    A visiting guardsman in Terra, notices dramatic and dangerous changes in the behavior and physical make-up of his 12-year-old daughter. Meanwhile, a young inquisitor at nearby Excelsior Black Ship begins to doubt his faith while dealing with his servistors' terminal sickness. And, book-ending the story, a frail, elderly adept recognizes the necessity for a show-down with an old demonic enemy.

    The movie was popular among the citizens of the Imperium and two new parts were made.
    >> Espagnoll !/5aJFFL8RI 03/25/11(Fri)07:18 No.14360765
    Dreadnaught Rogers!!!

    Also, Progenium Street and other educative programs for the orphan children of the grimdark future. Except Teletubbies, those are only for heretics.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/11(Fri)07:18 No.14360766
    Necromunda: Ash Bandits?
    >> Anonymous 03/25/11(Fri)07:19 No.14360775
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    Seriously, no one?

    Band of Battle-Brothers.

    It also has a sister series called Segmentum Pacificus.
    >> Espagnoll !/5aJFFL8RI 03/25/11(Fri)07:22 No.14360789
    Vidya in the Imperium are mostly 8bits and 16bits games (32bits and higher are heretek).
    So, most of the games are plataform ones, like Skitarii Commando, Megaguardman or Super Inquisitor Marius Fraters.
    >> Anonymous Prime 03/25/11(Fri)07:35 No.14360850
    Today on Orky Choppa:

    "Get da zoggin' bike done!"
    "But boss, we gots no spare parts!"
    "Why don' we loot dese 'ere bikes an' build one big shooty fing?"
    "Mikey for Warboss!"
    >> Anonymous 03/25/11(Fri)07:38 No.14360858
    >> Anonymous 03/25/11(Fri)07:50 No.14360902
    They have holograms. I think at least hive worlds would have some nice ones.
    >> Rage thread? Rage thread. Anonymous 03/25/11(Fri)08:34 No.14361098
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    Sup /tg/. I'm feeling uninspired. Life has been going so well and I've had to tolerate so little that it's left my creativity running dry.

    So /tg/. Give up your Raeg to fuel my greater.. something. I want whatever makes you mad. Let the raeg begin.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/11(Fri)08:42 No.14361143
    Marneus Calgar teaches typing.

    Big Heresy Hunters - four teams from the inquisition set out to catch the biggest piece of individual heresy they can find - from Slaaneshi pleasure cults to Khornate Bloodthirsters in the bowels of a hive city to Squa-

    Sororitas House - Sixteen sisters of Battle, each with slightly different belief systems, locked up in a house with weapons that only fire narcotics and baby oil!
    >> Anonymous 03/25/11(Fri)12:02 No.14362655
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    >STALKER: shadow of Kreig

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