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    2 KB Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)22:20 No.14355984  
    ..Is he gone?
    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)22:22 No.14356009
    Yes, he's gone.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)22:25 No.14356042
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    Emperor's mercy, we can stop hiding.

    Warpuppets thread!
    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)22:27 No.14356050
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    for anyone who wants it, I saved the entire warpuppets sheet.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)22:28 No.14356066
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    What are you all going on about?
    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)22:30 No.14356078
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    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)22:30 No.14356085
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    Hey there Tibrus. I heard your chapter got a new Codex! How's that treating you?
    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)22:31 No.14356094
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    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)22:32 No.14356102
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    ...I don't want to talk about it
    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)22:33 No.14356107
    Which one's Alpharius?
    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)22:33 No.14356113
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    The xenos scum is talking about that fething Tau. I hope he doesn't show up again...
    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)22:35 No.14356132
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    Oh come on, it can't be that bad.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)22:36 No.14356140
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    I thought all you guys got perma-banned an' shit during the bawwitor's reign of bawwing and banning?
    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)22:36 No.14356141
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    All y'all assholes best be rendering the fucking cocaine unto this motherfucker right here now that he's gone.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)22:38 No.14356162
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    ... See for yourself.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)22:39 No.14356172
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    Brother it appears I have found your stash...

    ...And I can see through time.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)22:40 No.14356184
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    Alright, let's see what we got here...
    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)22:41 No.14356191
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    I got down, silly mon'keigh.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)22:41 No.14356195
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    The fuck are you doing up here...

    ..hey, this isn't half-bad.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)22:47 No.14356260
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    I think you should burn it.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)22:47 No.14356264
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    How... how did you get up here?!

    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)22:52 No.14356320
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    Magic, motherfucker.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)22:54 No.14356340
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    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)22:55 No.14356344
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    I think we should burn that too.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)22:58 No.14356383
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    You want to burn everything though, you lizard-fucking, volcano-dwelling cuntshutter.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)23:01 No.14356410
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    Ooo, 'burn'.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)23:02 No.14356417
    more like this please
    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)23:07 No.14356486
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    Are you referring to me? I haven't been around in quite some time.
    Of course with Tau naming conventions the way they are, many Tau often end up sharing similar or identical names.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)23:07 No.14356489
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    So, how is it?
    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)23:09 No.14356506
    I love these threads! I missed them so much.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)23:10 No.14356523
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    Am I in it?
    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)23:14 No.14356574
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    Why would you be? All it does is make you easier to kill.

    >Captcha says: Emperor decomi
    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)23:16 No.14356599
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    Well excuuuuuuuse me for hoping.

    That sure means alot coming from melee-centric religious army #2214564.
    >> Rubric Marine !fQrRN.o0Zk 03/24/11(Thu)23:17 No.14356608

    Oh, memories.

    >read thread

    ...Now I remember why I stopped.
    >> Alpharius 03/24/11(Thu)23:18 No.14356621
    Nah, it was just a 2 week, and I *Think* these are mostly other people.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)23:19 No.14356640
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    You just wait until my new codex.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)23:19 No.14356641
    >Tripfag self centered masturbation.

    I'd make a joke, but making fun of a tripfag for rubbing his own e-peen is kind of cliche.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)23:21 No.14356649
    Holy shit I miss these threads
    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)23:23 No.14356684
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    Are you getting a Dreadknight too?

    Maybe you and the Grey Knights can be buttbuddies.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)23:27 No.14356733
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    Don't be like that, Rubric

    Remember the time I tried to get you out of Tzeentch's maze?
    Or the time Kharn picked a fight with the NightBringer and ended up un-betraying the Imperium?
    >> Rubric Marine !fQrRN.o0Zk 03/24/11(Thu)23:31 No.14356791

    It's hardly that, Anon. I was one of the originals, around the time when these threads were banned. This is my first time posting using this trip in a long time, and I was stating that I can now see why we were hated so much by /tg/ during the time we had our run.

    Also, using tripfag as a derogatory term? Whilst I understand that more than several tripfags were worthy of being called huge, gigantic fags, but isn't that a bit... juvenile? Correct me if I'm wrong, as I've been away from /tg/ for a long while.


    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)23:33 No.14356806
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    ... You did what.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)23:35 No.14356833
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    To who?!
    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)23:37 No.14356858
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    Me? Riding in a baby carrier? I doubt it.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)23:38 No.14356862
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    Calm down before I have to hose you down.
    And trust me, this isn't water.

    Fuck when's the last time I dusted this old thing off?
    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)23:38 No.14356864
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    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)23:38 No.14356876
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    Let me take a look at that.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)23:39 No.14356884
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    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)23:39 No.14356887
    Need Blood Magpie puppet
    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)23:42 No.14356910
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    *Tosses it at his FACE*
    >> Servant of the Emperor 03/24/11(Thu)23:45 No.14356942
    Think we need a Jokaro warpuppet?
    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)23:45 No.14356944
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    Alright then, let's see what you cocksmokers have come up with..
    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)23:47 No.14356967
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    Get off the ceiling stupid tau, before I have to burn you.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)23:47 No.14356976
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    >> Thousand Sons Sorcerer 03/24/11(Thu)23:49 No.14357000
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    Don't be a pussy, loyalist, elucidate your thoughts.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)23:50 No.14357011
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    What's that? They got a new codex? It any good?
    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)23:51 No.14357026
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    I've been living up here for years, Gue'la
    >> Thousand Sons Sorcerer 03/24/11(Thu)23:53 No.14357048
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    God damn it. I knew I shouldn't have used Polystyrene Glue.
    >> Matt Ward 03/24/11(Thu)23:54 No.14357056
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    I did.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)23:54 No.14357058


    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)23:54 No.14357063
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    What are you talking about? I'm hanging out of a vent.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)23:55 No.14357071
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    ... Where did you get that hat?
    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)23:55 No.14357075
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    I'm laughing so hard that I phased into the Warp for a second.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)23:56 No.14357085
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    Why are you up there, anyhow?
    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)23:58 No.14357098
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    Found it up here in the vents after the Great Warhammer Party of 09.

    Eventually I found out it was one of Fuklaw's spare hats. I've kept it as a "lucky hat" since then.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)23:58 No.14357099
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    >> The Guardsman Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)23:59 No.14357114
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    Hey, bub. I'm the guardsman here. You're just a cheap knock-off. Shoo.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/11(Fri)00:00 No.14357129
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    Here I'll put it away if it bugs you so much.

    I live up here, the vents provide a nice cozy place where I don't get BLAMMED, Maimed, Killed, Burned, Purged, or in any other way injured.

    Most Imperial Garrisons let me stay because I hook them up with free cable.
    >> Servant of the Emperor 03/25/11(Fri)00:01 No.14357138
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    Big whoop, there's Trillions of you, room for more in a thread.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/11(Fri)00:04 No.14357164
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    Haahahaha, this is a bigger fucking joke than the Ultramaroons fiasco.

    Jeez, one of you get a look at this.
    >> The Guardsman 03/25/11(Fri)00:05 No.14357173
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    That was you? Sweet. You're alright in my books then.
    >> The Guardsman 03/25/11(Fri)00:07 No.14357204
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    Fine, fine, no need to get all glarey. He could at least make himself not GREEN though. He looks more like an Ork that way.
    >> The Commissar Anonymous 03/25/11(Fri)00:08 No.14357217
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    Who's that I hear fraternizing with Xenos filth? That better not be you again, Jenkins!
    >> Anonymous 03/25/11(Fri)00:09 No.14357225
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    >> Thousand Sons Sorcerer 03/25/11(Fri)00:10 No.14357230
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    Wait a....

    ....You're not the Tau I glued to the ceiling earlier.

    ....Uh-oh. Has everyone had their shots?
    >> Servant of the Emperor 03/25/11(Fri)00:13 No.14357254
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    Well I suppose it's worth a skim...

    >> The Guardsman 03/25/11(Fri)00:13 No.14357256
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    Sir no sir! I mean I was, bu- Wait... There's nobody there... Must've been hearing things.
    >> Thousand Sons Sorcerer 03/25/11(Fri)00:18 No.14357300
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    Careful, man. That book's been known to drive men, both loyalist and otherwise, to madness.
    >> The Commissar Anonymous 03/25/11(Fri)00:19 No.14357310
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    Just because you don't see me doesn't mean I'm not there, Private! I'm in the next room having some re-caf!

    You know I hate my afternoon re-caf being interrupted.
    >> Rubric Marine !fQrRN.o0Zk 03/25/11(Fri)00:20 No.14357319

    >Thousand Sons Sorcerer
    >Rubric image

    It seems someone else is experiencing the same plight I faced in 2009 when I first started with this. Seeing someone else using that image of the Rubric also gives a strange sense of déjà vu.
    >> Servant of the Emperor 03/25/11(Fri)00:20 No.14357324
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    I'm Already Mad.

    Mad With ZEAL
    Though, it would be a laugh to have Malakev read it.
    Oooh Malakev, Would you come here a moment
    >> The Guardsman 03/25/11(Fri)00:22 No.14357338
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    Sir, I'm sorry sir! I won't interrupt you again!
    ...Please don't execute me!
    >> Anonymous 03/25/11(Fri)00:24 No.14357365
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    As long as it's not me.
    >> S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 03/25/11(Fri)00:25 No.14357381
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    >> Thousand Sons Sorcerer 03/25/11(Fri)00:25 No.14357384
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    Depending on which way you paint us, we have the same goddamned head.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/11(Fri)00:26 No.14357397
    Shoulders are wrong. Like it though.
    >> Thousand Sons Sorcerer 03/25/11(Fri)00:27 No.14357411
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    Stupid sexy Noise Marines.
    >> Servant of the Emperor 03/25/11(Fri)00:27 No.14357417
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    Here, read this.

    Oh Yes Sir Redeemer sir, I would never question your requests. Ooo, what a lovely cover.

    >> Anonymous 03/25/11(Fri)00:27 No.14357421
    Hey, you might wanna be careful up in that vent. I saw a guy messing around with it earlier, looked like he was putting something in. Wide, squarish fella, smoked a cigar. Had the biggest shit-eating grin you can imagine when he was done, too.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/11(Fri)00:31 No.14357468
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    >> Thousand Sons Sorcerer 03/25/11(Fri)00:31 No.14357472
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    Wait, you don't mean....
    >> Anonymous 03/25/11(Fri)00:32 No.14357488
    This thread now has OC in it.
    >> Thousand Sons Sorcerer 03/25/11(Fri)00:35 No.14357524
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    ....Damn it.
    >> Rubric Marine !fQrRN.o0Zk 03/25/11(Fri)00:35 No.14357525

    I think that shade of red is a pinch too dark.


    Right, but still, it is intended to be a Rubric picture. Anyhow, nice to see you aren't a lazy ass like me and you're actually changing the picture around a bit. Reminds me of Beakie, actually, who's too busy running that Sergal setting whilst its community is in its death throes. Well, the /tgchan/ one, anyway.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/11(Fri)00:35 No.14357532
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    >> Anonymous 03/25/11(Fri)00:38 No.14357557
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    Hey Thousand Suns!

    How's Prospero doing?

    >> Servant of the Emperor 03/25/11(Fri)00:38 No.14357562
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    Uh huh.
    He lost it. I liked the monkeys though.
    >> The Guardsman 03/25/11(Fri)00:38 No.14357564
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    What the shit! Where did you come from!
    >> Anonymous 03/25/11(Fri)00:39 No.14357568
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    If you touch my codex, you cocksuxingcannonfuckingmokeyloving......
    >> Thousand Sons Sorcerer 03/25/11(Fri)00:41 No.14357586
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    The second I crawl out from under this fucking thing, your ass is mine, you illiterate furry.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/11(Fri)00:41 No.14357591
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    Hey Russ, how's the Afterlife doing?

    Oh wait there isnt an afterlife...

    >> Thousand Sons Sorcerer 03/25/11(Fri)00:43 No.14357619
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    Ha HA! TS represent!

    ...Goddamnit, someone find me some space tylenol.
    >> Sorcerer Akesh 03/25/11(Fri)00:43 No.14357623
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    You will have my help brother.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/11(Fri)00:45 No.14357650
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    You assholes are really crawling out of the woodwork.
    >> Sorcerer Akesh 03/25/11(Fri)00:47 No.14357664
    That's because you just looked up from your cocaine, you drug-addled cocksucker.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/11(Fri)00:47 No.14357669
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    Asshole, I'm not dead. I'm shacking it up in the Eye of Terror, kicking your Thousand Asses and banging Daemonettes.
    >> Thousand Sons Sorcerer 03/25/11(Fri)00:48 No.14357691
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    Shut the fuck up, Horo.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/11(Fri)00:49 No.14357706
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    You just mad you can't bang Daemonette cause your cock turned to dust.
    >> Servant of the Emperor 03/25/11(Fri)00:50 No.14357714
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    I Got Your Medicine Right Here!
    >> Sorcerer Akesh 03/25/11(Fri)00:51 No.14357722
    That you lay with such disgusting creatures speaks towards your depravity. What did the False Emperor ever see in you?

    And to be more in line with this thread, go fuck yourself with a rake.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/11(Fri)00:53 No.14357736
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    That ain't that fucking furry, that's the real deal.

    I think I should know.
    >> The Guardsman 03/25/11(Fri)00:53 No.14357743
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    You guys... You're all chaos marines, aren't you?
    >> Thousand Sons Sorcerer 03/25/11(Fri)00:54 No.14357744
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    This is going to sting for a second, but it's going to remove your desire to be a pain in our asses.

    Gift of Chaos. Welcome to AIDS, motherfucker.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/11(Fri)00:55 No.14357754
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    Well obviously it wasn't my two good eyes because one would have suited Him just fine.

    >> Sorcerer Akesh 03/25/11(Fri)00:55 No.14357755
    Did the eight-pointed stars, talk of heresy, and insulting the False Emperor not tip you off?
    >> Anonymous 03/25/11(Fri)00:57 No.14357776
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    Dude, did you not hear the part where I said I was fucking Daemonettes? I piss fire now.

    As in actual fire coming out of my dick.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/11(Fri)00:58 No.14357777
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    I got space aspirin.
    >> Chaos Spawn 03/25/11(Fri)00:58 No.14357784
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    >> Sorcerer Akesh 03/25/11(Fri)00:59 No.14357789
    You idiot, that's not aspirin, that's meth. Sort your shit out, junkie.
    >> The Guardsman 03/25/11(Fri)00:59 No.14357796
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    *Pew.. Pew pew pew*
    >> No. 993 Son 03/25/11(Fri)01:02 No.14357821

    No wonder you're afraid to show your face to your chapter again.

    I'd be embarrased to be around my soldiers too if I had to recieve medical attention twice a day because "GUYS GUYS COME QUICK MY DICK IS ON FIRE OH SHIT OH SHIT"
    >> Sorcerer Akesh 03/25/11(Fri)01:02 No.14357827
    Oh look, he's actually trying to kill us. How....amusing.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/11(Fri)01:03 No.14357837
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    Holy shit flashlight laser-show, time to get my rave on.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/11(Fri)01:03 No.14357840
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    Speaking of which.


    >> Anonymous 03/25/11(Fri)01:04 No.14357853

    inb4 invul save
    >> Anonymous 03/25/11(Fri)01:04 No.14357855
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    >implying you have an anus
    >> Thousand Sons Sorcerer 03/25/11(Fri)01:05 No.14357859
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    ....Please stop that. It's mildly annoying.
    >> The Guardsman 03/25/11(Fri)01:08 No.14357886
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    What!? You don't think I can do it? I'll do it! You'll see! Look! I made the background go red, that's how full of righteous fury I am right now!

    I'm not afraid of you, you don't even have a picture!
    >> Anonymous 03/25/11(Fri)01:09 No.14357896
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    Woah there's so many people here. Uh, hey guys, I'm not sure you remember me, I'm from the Emperor's Nightmare and- woah that's a lot of chaos here.
    >> Thousand Sons Sorcerer 03/25/11(Fri)01:10 No.14357912
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    That is likewise mildly annoying.

    Also holy shit, that is the worst case of Gonorrhea ever. Nurgle must be weeping with joy over that.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/11(Fri)01:11 No.14357926
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    Man, you guys are such fags. I almost started to miss you all.

    Almost. Not quite though.
    >> Sorcerer Akesh 03/25/11(Fri)01:12 No.14357932
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    I do not need paltry images to convey meaning, cur. But just to entertain you, I will grace you with another image of my being.
    >> The Guardsman 03/25/11(Fri)01:13 No.14357954
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    Gah! You'll all see... I'll be right back... Then I'll show you. I'll show you all!
    >> Anonymous 03/25/11(Fri)01:14 No.14357960
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    Don't worry, I have your back! They will know The Emperor's wrath this day!
    >> Anonymous 03/25/11(Fri)01:15 No.14357970
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    >> Socerer Akesh 03/25/11(Fri)01:16 No.14357984
    That's what you get for not attaching a Commissar to his squad.
    >> Thousand Sons Sorcerer 03/25/11(Fri)01:17 No.14357990
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    Give him a minute. They're persistent little bastards.
    >> The Guardsman 03/25/11(Fri)01:18 No.14357998
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    >> Anonymous 03/25/11(Fri)01:19 No.14358007
    Hey, trollplaying! It's nice to see something that people enjoyed in the old days making a comeback, even if it's not to my own personal tastes.

    Polite sage for lack of content.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/11(Fri)01:21 No.14358018
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    Emperor preserve me! Just be sure not to hit me with that thing!
    >> The other Guardsman 03/25/11(Fri)01:21 No.14358022
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    And don't forget us, he brought friends!

    Take aim, men! Fill his face with a thousand red dots!
    >> Thousand Sons Sorcerer 03/25/11(Fri)01:23 No.14358037
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    >> The Guardsman 03/25/11(Fri)01:28 No.14358082
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    BOOOOM! See! I told you I'd get you! Take that! Alright, reload the gun so we can hit whatever survived!
    >> Socerer Akesh 03/25/11(Fri)01:28 No.14358088

    Hey druggie, you still here? We could use whatever the fuck you've got right now.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/11(Fri)01:29 No.14358097

    >thousand sun sorcerer invoking 'God'

    what? Shouldnt that be 'Aaargh, primitive-and-outmoded-concept on a crutch!
    >> Anonymous 03/25/11(Fri)01:34 No.14358129
    Except gods are real in 40k, remember?
    >> Anonymous 03/25/11(Fri)01:35 No.14358136
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    One down, one to go! The Noise Marine! We kill him and this is over! CHA.. ..arGE.. Uh woah, sorry, getting a little tired here.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/11(Fri)01:36 No.14358147
    I never thought I'd be pleased to see you faggots.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/11(Fri)01:36 No.14358150
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    Go on with out me! I just need...
    >> Anonymous 03/25/11(Fri)01:37 No.14358164
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    ...some time...
    >> Anonymous 03/25/11(Fri)01:38 No.14358170
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    ...to rest.
    >> The Guardsman 03/25/11(Fri)01:42 No.14358227
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    Uh... Marine, I don't see any of them anymore... I think we got them? I'll stay in the baneblade though, just in case...
    >> Crimson Fist 03/25/11(Fri)01:45 No.14358260
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    This has been a fun thread.

    We'll have to do this again sometime!

    Whoa, watch the Baneblade.

    Also, not sure if should archive. Probably not as it's just been us fething around.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/11(Fri)01:46 No.14358280
    I'd wait until there was a more structured one, perhaps.

    Though I'd vote this up anyway.
    >> The Guardsman 03/25/11(Fri)01:50 No.14358310
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    Probably not worth it. I'll just climb out of the baneblade and plant this here conveniently off-screen Imperial Banner and call it a victory for us.

    And they said I needed a Commissar to be effective.
    >> Veteran Sergeant Der'ek 03/25/11(Fri)01:51 No.14358324
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    >> Anonymous 03/25/11(Fri)01:53 No.14358346
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    >> Anonymous 03/25/11(Fri)01:54 No.14358358
    Woah, You said Fething around!

    You fight along side some Tanith?
    >> The Guardsman 03/25/11(Fri)01:54 No.14358368
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    Right, I'm out of here. See you around, chaps.
    >> Veteran Sergeant Der'ek 03/25/11(Fri)01:55 No.14358384
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    ...don't tell me I missed the party again!
    >> Anonymous Catachan 03/25/11(Fri)01:56 No.14358389
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    100 tonnes of steel sure helps, rookie.
    >> The Guardsman 03/25/11(Fri)01:57 No.14358396
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    Sorry to say, but you did.

    ...Baneblade, roll out!
    >> Crimson Fist 03/25/11(Fri)02:00 No.14358437
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    I have actually. I had the honour of leading a squad of Crimson Fists alongside the Tanith First and Only. We ended up picking up some of their colloquialisms.

    Although I will admit it wasn't entirely our choice... When they heard they were going to have some Ultramarines assigned to them to beat back an Ork invasion, Commissar Gaunt went to great lengths to arrange for some Crimson Fists to be attached to his company instead.

    He told the Imperial Generals that it was because we are more efficient at killing greenskin filth. I got the sense that there was another reason though... Something about the Ultramarines not being the way they use to be?

    I wouldn't know. Haven't met one face to face since... oh, 3rd Edition?

    What are they like these days?
    >> Veteran Sergeant Der'ek 03/25/11(Fri)02:02 No.14358462
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    I'm guessing all the chaos marines and filthy xenos died then. Damn, nothing left to fight.
    >> Crimson Fist 03/25/11(Fri)02:06 No.14358500

    Perhaps next time, venerated battle-brother.
    >> Thousand Sons Sorcerer 03/25/11(Fri)02:07 No.14358514
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    Sweet Tzeentch, that smarts.

    All right, people. Back to the warp. We'll let the loyalists have this one. With the lulz had here, they've earned it.

    Besides, we turned some random Sister of Battle into a Chaos Spawn. That counts as a victory in my book.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/11(Fri)02:09 No.14358527
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    Hey, just got back from guard duty. Freaking years in a shitty bunker with nothing but beer and my trusty Lascann.... oh what the fuck is going on here?
    >> Anonymous 03/25/11(Fri)02:13 No.14358574
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    Lascannon? Get a REAL weapon you BOBTHEBUILDER FAGGOT
    >> Anonymous 03/25/11(Fri)02:18 No.14358631
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    Yeah... howl at the gates a little longer. Always did do the dirty work you wolf fuckers were too "busy" to do. By the Dead Guy on the Chair... and you were the most laid back of the bunch. What a stupid fucking gig that was.
    >> Veteran Sergeant Der'ek 03/25/11(Fri)02:21 No.14358658
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    Horus died, now fuck off.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/11(Fri)02:23 No.14358690
    Shouldn't you be off jamming toddlers up obese female mutant vagoos?
    >> Anonymous 03/25/11(Fri)02:35 No.14358816
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    Yeah, Horus. Fucking dick. Not that "papa" was any fucking better. Fuck this. I'm going back to the fucking bunker. As if Petrubo is any better. Become a demon prince... do shit. Chaos my ass... once you become a daemon you never do ANYTHING new.
    >> Korpsmen 277-A 03/25/11(Fri)03:29 No.14359302
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    >Pokes head from trench

    Well looks like I'm all fini FUCK. what the hell guys.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/11(Fri)12:25 No.14362850
    bump so I can read, holy shit.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/11(Fri)13:53 No.14363600
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    I'd touch your codex, if you know what I mean.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/11(Fri)13:55 No.14363624
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    Wanna go torture some slaves? That's always fun.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/11(Fri)13:57 No.14363639
    Fuck you're slow for a Dark Eldar, everyone left hours ago.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/11(Fri)14:20 No.14363880
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    >> Anonymous 03/25/11(Fri)14:58 No.14364111
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    I love you /tg/.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/11(Fri)15:03 No.14364144
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