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    70 KB Anonymous 04/17/11(Sun)22:19 No.14628575  
    >Party is captured by BBEG after battle with minions, knocked unconscious.
    >Wake up in lavishly appointed mansion at dinner table; halfling guide is missing, we're strapped to chairs.
    >BBEG opens huge doors, strolls into dining room with his family in tow, introducing us/giving a regular villain spiel as they all sit down to dinner.
    >mfw I suddenly realized our DM had introduced the BBEG as GOMEZ
    >mfw I also realized the DM called his wife MORTICIA
    >The party's face when Gomez lifted the cover off the tray in the center of the table and revealed our halfling guide, tastefully seasoned with seven different herbs and spices (complete with apple in mouth).
    >The party's face when we ended the session right there.

    Apparently, I am the only one in our group who realizes we've been captured by the goddamn Addams Family. I haven't broken it to the others yet (they looked like they were having fun, and, to be honest, so was I), and I plan on letting this pony ride; they problem is, how the FUCK do we escape from the Addam's Family?

    We've got a Gnome Warlord, a Human Fighter (Me, Sword/Board), a Halfling Sorceror, and a Half-Orc Ranger.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/11(Sun)22:22 No.14628604
    These are also the aristocrats. The're immortal as long as they're in their home.

    don't tell anyone

    the reveal will be much better after the fact
    >> Anonymous 04/17/11(Sun)22:22 No.14628606
    >captured by the goddamn Addams Family

    You are doomed.
    >> Top Hat !eTXLD1bj1c 04/17/11(Sun)22:25 No.14628631
    You don't. It's that simple, broski.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/11(Sun)22:28 No.14628650
    Was the halfling a woman?

    I want to know exactly how much I should be masturbating, right now.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/11(Sun)22:30 No.14628673
    >We've got a Gnome Warlord, a Human Fighter (Me, Sword/Board), a Halfling Sorceror, and a Half-Orc Ranger.

    Your only hope is to become Uncle Lan Nom, Cousin Slasher, Great-uncle Half-pint and Great-grandmother Helga.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/11(Sun)22:31 No.14628674
    Yeah, that's about what I figured... I was thinking of trying to seduce Morticia/provoke Gomez into a jealous rage, allowing him to name the weapons and me to name the location. I might just see what the rest of the party does/the DM does with it though.

    We were actually hired by a local Sheriff to clear out the "haunted house", which is when we ran into (who I now I realize is) Lurch. If I can, I'm going to try to turn them into unlikely allies.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/11(Sun)22:31 No.14628682
    It's the Addams family. You should be masturbating quite furiously.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/11(Sun)22:32 No.14628686
    You might survive if you avoid the daughter at all costs.
    >> Axel the Possum 04/17/11(Sun)22:33 No.14628695

    You use their quirks to your advantage. It might require one of you to make a sacrifice, though.

    Easiest way that I see is for you all to declare that you'll be as boring as possible to them unless they let all but one of you go. The remainder can amuse them/play into whatever they do, then either commit suicide or challenge them to a duel for your freedom.

    You might have to cut off a finger and send it with them to get someone to cast Clone or something.

    It's a sacrifice, but you'll come back.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/11(Sun)22:33 No.14628701
    The halfling was an old Halfling Ranger, a veteran of the Hobgoblin wars; he was also the only one who wasn't scared shitless at the prospect of leading us to the house.

    Sadly, his bravery was rewarded by being cooked and served at dinner time.
    >> Dragoon 04/17/11(Sun)22:33 No.14628705
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    honestly OP, there aint a whole lot you can do besides wait it out, and play coy.

    but if that isnt your style, let me give you a hint, because i had a DM a few year back pull something like this.

    heres my PROTIP: start grabbing and turning EVERY SINGLE CANDLE HOLDER, BOOK IN A BOOKSHELF, ANYTHING SUSPICIOUS (and i mean anything out of the ordinary even for the adams family, you may need to do alot of spot checks). once something opens up, jump in and DONT LOOK BACK! fuck it if its a trap or not, if you know anything about the adams house, there are atleast a minimum of 3 to 4 secret ways out of the house.

    aside from that OP, good luck and godspeed.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/11(Sun)22:35 No.14628722
    awesomeness, and..
    >Your only hope is to become Uncle Lan Nom, Cousin Slasher, Great-uncle Half-pint and Great-grandmother Helga.
    >> Hank Pym !!A0/lWspso1i 04/17/11(Sun)22:37 No.14628732
    You just need to act as if everything is perfectly fine.
    The whole joke of the Addams Family is that while they may engage in activities that are strange and in opposition to the cultural norm, they are a functional, happy nuclear family.
    >> Top Hat !eTXLD1bj1c 04/17/11(Sun)22:37 No.14628739
    I don't think anyone can stand much chance against Gomez in a duel, of any kind.

    I'd just play along, and see what the DM has in store.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/11(Sun)22:43 No.14628768
    Course of action has been decided; I'm going to keep playing it relatively cool, and I'm going to avoid Wednesday as if she's got Mummy Rot (which I wouldn't put past her). If our Gnome doesn't make a pass at Morticia, I think we should be fine.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/11(Sun)22:47 No.14628797
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    >mfw I realized Raul Julia died
    >mfw Anjelica Huston is still alive
    >mfw Morticia has suffered "a fate worse than death", in her own words
    >mfw Gomez left Morticia a widow, and they will not happily molder and rot away in matching coffins for all eternity.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/11(Sun)22:52 No.14628841
    I think you're entirely too vested in that.

    ...Although, that doesn't mean I'm still not sad about Raul.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/11(Sun)22:55 No.14628871
    I remember the Adams family as being bumbling but evil and apparently having serious political clout to get away with the shit they pulled. I don't think you're in too much danger OP, just don't be rude.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/11(Sun)22:56 No.14628879
    There's only one way to escape. Get someone to become M. Bison. The paradox of having two Raul Julias in the same place will destroy the Adams Family. Just make sure everyone else is outside the house.

    As heroic sacrifices go, I think that sacrificing yourself by turning into Bison is a pretty good one.
    >> James Joyce 04/17/11(Sun)23:01 No.14628923
    >The whole joke of the Addams Family is that while they may engage in activities that are strange and in opposition to the cultural norm, they are a functional, happy nuclear family.

    They just fucking killed a guy
    >> Top Hat !eTXLD1bj1c 04/17/11(Sun)23:04 No.14628945
    But in the most delectable way possible.
    How can you say no?
    >> Anonymous 04/17/11(Sun)23:04 No.14628946
    1.That was a DM fuck up.
    2.The guy they killed was a home invader and if I understood OP attacked their buttler.
    3.Halflings are delicious.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/11(Sun)23:04 No.14628947
    What does that have to do with being a perfectly happy, functional nuclear family?
    >> James Joyce 04/17/11(Sun)23:06 No.14628967
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    I warned you guys. All y'all fuckers gonna get eaten.
    >> Top Hat !eTXLD1bj1c 04/17/11(Sun)23:09 No.14628996
    But I'm not a halfling, and I'm not stupid enough to go anywhere near the Addams.
    >> James Joyce 04/17/11(Sun)23:15 No.14629043
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    OP, your only hope is to summon a group of individuals who's satanic powers rival that of your captors...you must summon The Munsters!
    >> Anonymous 04/17/11(Sun)23:24 No.14629127
    Stay long enough for one dance, trick Morticia into saying something in French. Escape during the confusion.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/11(Sun)23:27 No.14629141
    Oh, another detail I forgot to mention; Gomez & co. weren't actually that mad at us. From what we gathered, the old guy died of fright (at least, as far as we know) when Lurch was tying him up to take up to the manse. Rather than let good meat go to waste, they handed him over to Grandmama to cook. Of course, BEING the Addams Family, as they are, they could be seething with rage beneath a calm exterior, just to put us off our guard.

    They seem like reasonable, well-adjusted people (just like the regular Addams Family). A bit more brutal/macabre, but still the same in spirit.

    Also, our mouthy ranger got silenced by Thing, who leapt across his mouth and effectively gagged him when the half-orc tried to interrupt Gomez's monologue.
    >> James Joyce 04/17/11(Sun)23:29 No.14629172
    They are all lying to you. Kill them all and/or find a means of escape and/or recruit The Munsters.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/11(Sun)23:36 No.14629229
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    >Trading Addams Family for the Munsters
    >Implying the Addams Family are not superior.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/11(Sun)23:37 No.14629239
    calmly and rationally explain what happened that brought you there. Offer to assist them in any way you can.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/11(Sun)23:37 No.14629243
    Should at least distract them long enough to get away.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/11(Sun)23:40 No.14629271
    Cara mia!
    >> James Joyce 04/17/11(Sun)23:41 No.14629281
    >Implying The Munsters aren't just bumbling knuckleheads while The Addams family are bumbling and fucking insane murderers.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/11(Sun)23:42 No.14629290
    You know, the Addams Family credo always struck me as being pretty awesome.

    Sic gorgiamus allos subjectatos nunc (We gladly feast on those who would subdue us). Space Marine/Chaos Marine credo, anyone?
    >> Doctor Metal 04/17/11(Sun)23:56 No.14629427
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    get mortisha to say something french, make a pass at cousin it, befriend thing, help lurch to realize his dream of becoming a famous singer, give Wednesday the most dangerous weapon you have and encourage her to "show it to pugsley" try to engage Gomez and uncle guy from the basement in a business venture of some kind,
    >> Doctor Metal 04/18/11(Mon)00:03 No.14629489
    and remember this is not a combat scenario, just lavish them with compliments and roleplay your way out of the situation.
    try and use this guys secret exit plan.
    and this,
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)00:10 No.14629545
    >Sic gorgiamus allos subjectatos nunc (We gladly feast on those who would subdue us).

    Chapter Master Gomez Addam, with his trusty Bolter named Morticia and his power sword named Fester.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)00:18 No.14629617
    >Seduce Morticia

    Dude that will backfire hard. Gomez will challenge you to a danceduel and during it Morticia will turn on you in some fatal way because she only pretended to fall for you because that's how she likes to get Gomez horny.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)00:38 No.14629804
    Have female party member attempt to seduce Gomez (probably by speaking Elvish or some other language), escape while Morticia flies into a cold, calculating, and extremely calm rage, wherein she tangoes with Gomez and they leave a trail of destruction throughout the mansion.

    Sadly, you will not be there for the makeup sex (that is, if you have any sense). The angry, torturous, and decidedly kinky makeup sex.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)08:20 No.14633029
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    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)08:24 No.14633051

    The only way to survive a house of crazies is to dive right in.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)08:25 No.14633057
    You're doomed.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)08:29 No.14633090
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    Charles Addams was a weird guy. He collected medieval instruments of death, and his coffee table was a medieval surgical table. He had an affair with Greta Garbo, and he married three women who all looked like Morticia. In general, he was kind of a pimp.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)08:30 No.14633096
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    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)08:31 No.14633106

    You know, I kept mixing up Morticia Addams with Elvira. Similarly, I find the latter (both) perversely hot.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)08:32 No.14633109
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    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)08:33 No.14633121
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    The Addams family are his most famous creation, but he did many other cartoons. All of them have this kind of macabre weirdness.

    When he was twelve years old he wrote to a museum director for instructions on how to build a working suit of knight's armour. Ultimately he settled on just constructing a longbow instead.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)08:34 No.14633126
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    This is what he looked like.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)08:35 No.14633139
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    Although sometimes he looked like this.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)08:42 No.14633167
    would the Addams Family in WoD be Ashwood Abbey?
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)08:50 No.14633210
    While they would gladly fuck monsters, they would never kill them.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)08:51 No.14633221
    the original goth.
    well, you'd fuck morticia as well. On a medieval surgical table.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)08:52 No.14633229
    The prototype of the modern Goth Kid.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)08:57 No.14633262
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    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)08:58 No.14633267
    >Later, he married his third and last wife, Marilyn Matthews Miller, best known as "Tee" (1926–2002), in a pet cemetery.
    I suppose he was. The guy is one of my favourite cartoonists, he was just such a strange, classy guy who drove things in a really unforeseen direction.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)09:11 No.14633349
    One word, OP: "Greed."
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)12:36 No.14634682
    Stop reading this thread Mat, we've had enough of your stories.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)13:53 No.14635294
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    I like where this thread is going.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)13:55 No.14635306
    >"Roast Halfling! My favourite!"
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)13:56 No.14635312
    I'm assuming your sorceror is a Storm Sorceror, so have him challenge Uncle Fester to see how many lightbulbs they can light at one time.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)14:05 No.14635384
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    Made specially for you, my dear, by Grandmama. Vous voulez une piece du jambe, mon amour?
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)14:06 No.14635393
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    CARA MIA...
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)14:09 No.14635419
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    My dear... We have guests....
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)14:09 No.14635422
    This could literally be from OP's game.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)14:10 No.14635430
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    >Implying I care
    >Implying their presence could change the depths of my love for you, mi amore.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)14:12 No.14635443
    cap for the love of throne
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)14:16 No.14635493
    I was in love with Morticia.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)14:19 No.14635513
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    The day Gomez graced your village was the most important day of your life. For me.... it was Tuesday.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)14:20 No.14635519
    >Not Wednesday
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    Which one?
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)14:27 No.14635590
    Okay lets get serious here.

    The logical thing to do is play up on their manners. As long as you are reasonably polite, the Adamses are bound by the basic rules of etiquette. (I think. I mean they did cook your halfling but maybe he was an enemy from before.)

    Did you kill the butler or just hurt him? Either way apologize, but if its the former a story about how it was a terrible mistake might be taken better than the more truthful, "Uh, just one of those things man." tale.

    You want to follow three rules when dealing with this type: One, keep them entertained, two, do not give them a reason to stop playing around, and three, try to be funnier alive than dead. If all else fails, get Gomez's ire up and challange him to some aristocratic test of skill, with your lives as the wager.

    And, y'know, don't lose.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)14:29 No.14635609
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    Does it matter?

    They're all gothic beauties, in their own way.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)14:34 No.14635658
    See >>14629141

    The halfling died of fright/heart attack; they decided to cook him so he wouldn't go to waste. Goes back to their credo:

    "We Gladly Feast on Those Who Would Subdue Us".
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)14:45 No.14635750
    Isn't Mortica a vampire?
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)14:48 No.14635785
    Morticia is... ambiguous. None of the Addams family is EXPRESSLY a creature.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)14:48 No.14635789
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    Vampires aren't real, dear.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)14:48 No.14635792
    No, none of the Addams are defined supernatural creatures. They're just all... Addams.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)14:49 No.14635795
    This, only recover your weapons and stab them in the back one by one at the first opportunity.
    Also, does that ranger have a bow? If so, remove the heads from those arrows and sharpen the bare wood instead. Works like a charm in WoD.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)14:50 No.14635808
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    >Trying to kill the Addams Family
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)14:51 No.14635814
    Why would you make your arrows less effective? Staking them won't do anything, they're not vampires. Can you even kill an Addams? They seem to kill each other all the time.
    >> ALPAH AS FUCK 04/18/11(Mon)14:52 No.14635825
    I fapped to Wednesday in that movie
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)14:52 No.14635832
    My first reaction to anyone who just cooked and served up one of my comrades.
    Besides, this is why you convince them you're harmless before you shank them.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)14:53 No.14635845
    There's usually an interval before they come back, yes?
    Leave an apologetic note and GTFO.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)14:54 No.14635856

    ...you have no idea what yer talking about, do you mate?
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    >shank them
    >Still trying to kill the Addams family
    Pic related.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)14:56 No.14635875
    Yeah? Well I read your name as Alpaca as Fuck. Top that, brometheus.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)14:56 No.14635883
    Eh, forgive me. I haven't seen anything Addams in forever. And I'm used to games where creepy shit is genuinely nasty as opposed to amusingly violent.
    I shall now shut up and let you guys get on with it.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)14:58 No.14635900

    Not gunna lie, broski.

    Recommend you pick it up. Great show.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)15:03 No.14635948
    Let's say you had to stat the Addams' though - what would they be? In for instance, nWoD? It occurs to me Fester is actually workable as a Promethean.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)15:07 No.14635979
    >Fester is actually workable as a Promethean.

    Actually....yeah, totally workable. Probably a Frankenstein or Tammuz, though you could probably justify Ulgan if you really want to.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)15:07 No.14635980
    DnD Addams Family:

    Gomez-> Swashbuckler/Dread Necromancer
    Mortica-> Vampire Druid
    Fester-> Flesh Golem
    Lurch-> Half Giant Awakened Zombie
    Thing-> Gomez's familiar.
    Puggsly-> Spell Stitched Human
    Wednesday-> Half-Vampire Dread Necromancer.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)15:10 No.14636010
    I wonder if they would all work as Prometheans. It's not the first thing that you think of, but it explains why they only get along with other Addamses and why society is so creeped out (and why they don't understand what's not normal) - and why their house is so desolate even in a green neighbourhood.

    Shit, this seems to make quite a bit of sense.
    >> iMad !!90gGGDxnscy 04/18/11(Mon)15:12 No.14636035
    >fester-> promethean
    >lurch-> flesh golem

    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)15:14 No.14636053
    oh dread necromancer, you are such a wonderful class.

    Though now I'm tempted to make a cousin of the Adams who is somehow a binder.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)15:15 No.14636058
    You mean Cousin Itt?

    All that hair is just his manifestation.
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    I mean just look at the man! Adams material.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)15:23 No.14636128
    You'd probably end up having to make both Gomez and Morticia Galateids, Wednesday an Ulgan, Pugsley a Tammuz, and Lurch a Frankenstein. Now that I'm thinking about it, you could probably justify Fester as a Zeka pretty easily.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)15:24 No.14636135
    I'm not so sure about Wednesday and Pugsley, but everything else is pretty obvious. Well, maybe not Fester as a Zeka. How do you figure?
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)15:26 No.14636160
    You forgot Mama. She's clearly a witch.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)15:27 No.14636169
    Looks like someone with Radiation sickness, mostly. That and his body seems to generate its own energy (though you could probably justify any Promethean with just that)
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)15:30 No.14636205
    It might be better for Morticia and Wednesday to be Galateids and Gomez and Pugsley to be one type too.

    Still, this is fune! Thanks for the suggestions.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)15:30 No.14636207
    Also, Pugsley I put at Tammuz because he seems to be apathetic to all of the crap Wednesday puts him through. He doesn't even really struggle or fight back, he's comfortable just to go along with it, fulfilling the Tammuz's humour.

    Wednesday was a bit tougher, but I figure with her obsession with death and other macabre things that she would fit the Ulgan best, who are capable of seeing such things.
    >> That Storm Wardens Fanboy 04/18/11(Mon)15:30 No.14636208
    This thread must live forever, either on Suptg, 1d4chan or at least archive
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)15:33 No.14636230
    As long as you can dance the mamushka, you'll be safe. That's how they know you're one of them.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)15:38 No.14636281
    Sadly mamushka has 90% fatality rate.
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    OP, can I just say...

    Your DM is fucking awesome.
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    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)15:49 No.14636380

    Obviously they're a little on edge. Just play like you attacking Lurch was just to say hello. Say that fucking halfling was terribly rude, but at least he won't go to waste now.

    Ask them about themselves, what they've been doing. Except Wednesday. STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM WEDNESDAY. If you HAVE to talk to Wednesday, FOR GOD'S SAKE DON'T TREAT HER LIKE A CHILD. Talk to her like you would an adult. She likes that. Observe the rules of etiquette at the table. Offer them a gift. A lot of posters said get Morticia to speak French - this is a good idea. Gomez will get all horny and then you might be able to go.
    Be nice to Lurch, give him a present. He's a man of simple tastes, not a simpleton.
    Pugsley is harmless for the most part, he might want to show you his corpse collection or something, treat it like a boy showing you his toy soldiers. Wednesday on the other hand - anything she has is trouble. STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM WEDNESDAY.
    If Fester starts to show you his inventions, and wants to "Demonstrate" them, you should under no circumstances let him demonstrate them on you - tell him you wouldn't dream of begrudging him the first demonstration. When he's... incapacitated... that's your chance to escape.
    Seriously, did I mention to avoid Wednesday? Well, DON'T FUCK WITH WEDNESDAY.

    >skinglo operation

    Yes, Captcha, if they come out of it with just an operation to make their skin glow, they got lucky.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)15:51 No.14636411
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)15:52 No.14636426
    What if I talk to Wednesday about the latest in torture methods used in my homeland, discussing how there's movements (which I am of course opposed to) to introduce quicker, less painful execution techniques in the capitol, and how my mother was the type to collect the bodies so she and I could dissect and analyze them?

    Seriously. Play a sorcerer, have your mother be some creepy, possibly fae-blooded witch.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)15:53 No.14636430
    that depends on what character manifestations your playing to, In the tv show Wednesday though smart for her age was a normal little girl with slight interest in odd and odd history, aka the Marie Antoinette doll and the pet spider homer, other than that though she a sweet natured little girl
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)16:06 No.14636576
    Given they just cooked and ate a Hafling, they're probably going with the more sinister interpretations.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)16:10 No.14636617
    There is one thing you absolutely have to remember. Above all else.

    If you can make a friend of Gomez, he is the greatest bro you'll ever meet.

    Dude will have your back no matter WHAT (though he'll expect the same), he'll always be a friendly face in troubled times, he'll help you out if you ever need it, he'll be glad to just sit and chat any time he can spare a moment.

    Basically you have a golden opportunity to make the best friend you'll ever have.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)16:13 No.14636653
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    I am actually immensely curious to see how OP survives this, if at all.

    Also archive this shit.
    >> sage 04/18/11(Mon)16:17 No.14636709
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    >Seduce Wednesday
    >Fuck her
    >Marry her

    I can't swear you won't be the girl in the bed sadly.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)16:19 No.14636738
    >Marrying Wednesday Addams

    You have a strange definition of 'win' there.

    Nice knowing you. I'll send flowers. If they ever find the body.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)16:23 No.14636777
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    I keep mixing em both up with Patricia Morrison from The Damned/Sisters of Mercy
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)16:23 No.14636785
    Ya know, I think it could work.
    Granted you would have to make sure you were always, always, worth more to her alive and functional then anything else, but it could work.
    Bonus points if she eventually gets a soft spot for you somehow, like the stars aligning.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)16:24 No.14636793
    Fucked to death during kinky BDSM sex with a gothic loli?

    I never thought it would end like this...

    But I'd always hoped for it.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)16:27 No.14636829
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    I was supposed to be studying for exams. Now I have to watch Addams Family because of you... I don't know if this is good or bad.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)16:27 No.14636834

    You lost your character but with honor and pride. (And the jalousy of your team)
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)16:29 No.14636851
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)16:33 No.14636896
    Yeaaaaah, I don't think there's a man on earth who could actually pull that off.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)16:34 No.14636907
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    mmm. Pat Morrison.

    *goes to a happy place*

    Bought that album 23 years ago, and still listen to it today.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)16:52 No.14637119
    Morrigan, the triple gothess.
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    It's simple, you just need to call on their age old rivals. You should escape in the ensuing clash.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)18:50 No.14638161

    Someone beat you to it. >>14629043


    I heard she works in a school or something now. What I would have given for my high school office lady to have been Patricia Morrison...
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)19:29 No.14638504
    Wednesday is 6 years old.
    You fucking pedos.

    >Hot! daticumi
    Captcha, u gonna get vanned
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)19:30 No.14638514

    >captcha: wrong. antlo
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)19:35 No.14638571
    I know she always had a light pointed at her eyes like Dracula did in the black and white movie.

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