With booze.

Archer?

Spycraft.

Or Risus. You couldn't go wrong with either of those.

Terms of Enrmapagement?

yes
With lots of
Daaaaaaanger Zooones~

<shudder> I just had a mental image of the Archer cast in a Dark Heresy campaign.

...everyone gets corrupted by Slaanesh by the third mission. Cept for Pam. She goes with Nurgle.

>>14641294
It's a working title.

Inquisitor Malory Archer: "Do you like my desk? it's carved and polished from the husk of a carnifex. I lost throne knows how many acolytes to acquire it, but by terra it was worth it!".

"Sterling Archer, codename Duchess. The world's greatest Inquisitor."

>>14641675

galaxy's*


Dukes.

Archer Dark Heresy sounds brilliant.

>>14641343
As Acolytes you get to watch a completely fucked up group of inquisitors barely keep their shit together, with a high rate of lethality for you and your fellow "drones".

Then there's dealing with the staff. Tech Priest Krieger probably grabbing some poor SOB... erm, "volunteer"... and turning him into a BRAND NEW TYPE OF PENETRATING SERVITOR... and by penetrating I mean for use in boarding actions.

"Hey Lana. Lana. Lana. LANA. LANA. LAAANAA. LAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNAAAAAAAAA."
"WHAT?"
"I think my Bolter's jammed. See, I twist it like this an-
*Bolter fires off accidentally. Distant scream down the hall*
"Whoops. Guess it's fixed."
"GOD DAMN IT ARCHER"
"What, the shot only did 2d6 hitpoints worth of damage Brad, and you've got 3d6 hitpoints worth of health. Freakin Crybaby."

>>14641675

"By the Omnissiah! It keeps spreading!"

Krieger is so totally a crazy tech heretek that would be put to death if he wasn't working for an inquisitor.

I assume Odin is a rival cell of the same ordos and The KGB is just a different ordos. And Mallory has been having an affair with an Iquisitor Lord jackov of that ordo.

>>14641745
The show is brilliant.

>>14641745
>"What, the shot only did 2d6 hitpoints worth of damage Brad, and you've got 3d6 hitpoints worth of health."
IT COUNTS AS NON-LETHAL!

Not everything has to be 40K, guys. Archer would work best as a Paranoia campaign.
"Sterling-R-CHR-1. The world's greatest Troubleshooter."

>>14642033
I'm sorry but your acolytes have no authority in fort kickass

>>14641717
>Tech Priest Krieger
We all know Krieger would be a surprisingly intelligent and horrifingly reckless Ork Mekboy

Would Woodhouse be a servitor?

>>14642284
Dreadnought

>>14642253

How long have you been here? Everything gets 40Kified eventually.

If Kreiger is an ork Mekboy and Woodhouse is a Dreadnought. Than Isis is def ordos Xenos.

>>14642329
Actually, considering how incompetent ISIS is, they probably haven't even noticed that Krieger is an Ork. I mean, he had 20+ hitler clones growing in the basement that no one knew about.

What is this?

Archer and Lana as assassins and Pam Cyril and Cheryl are adepts?

Spycraft.

My vote definitely goes to Spycraft.

>>14642369
A glorious show that you should watch.

Can we run the pilot episode where Archer is a raptor? I think that would add some interesting story developments.

>>14642329
Krieger is an Admech. A very radical Admech.

>>14642379
Never heard of it.

>>14642341
Weren't they were Kreiger clones?

>>14645869
Technically, yes, but Kreiger's a Hitler clone, remember?

>>14645903

I think he was a possible Hitler clone. I'd have to rewatch that episode to be sure though.

Nice Copy pasta

This exact thread was posted a few weeks ago by same OP. I know their not a tripfag but I know its them. Trust me, I'm white.

I'm just going to leave this here.

>>14646042
PRAISE THE OMNISSIAH

>>14646042
...The HELL?

>>14646070
Krieger's virtual girlfriend.
Srsly, go watch this show right now, it's unbelievably hilarious.

I still think Pam beating the shit out of Mrs. Archer was hilarious.

Best Episode Ever: Zeppelin.

MY GOD LANA! DO YOU WANT TO KILL US ALL!

>>14646633
THIS ENTIRE THING IS FILLED WITH HIGHLY EXPLOSIVE HELIUM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7hxWq4QtEk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOI1S1yjl7M

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujsRIJckjVA

"I said M as in MANCY!"

I didn't invent the turtleneck Lana, but I was the first to recognize its potential as a tactical garment. The tactical turtleneck Lana, the Tactleneck.

I wouldn't.

>>14646762
Then you sir, are an idiot.

>>14646783
What episode is that from?

Any chance for a download of the unaired pilot?

>>14646894
Pilot, I believe.

Paranoia. Writes itself, really.

Quadroon.

>>14647926

Put it back in the Emperor's tarot.

>>14646756
Xeno mesh turtleneck, AP 4, body, arms.

>>14648341
If using a dufflebag with the Turtleneck, roll a d10 whenever the dufflebag is removed. On an 8-10, the turleneck is torn, permanently losing 1 AP, and goes down 1 "quality" type (Poor quality turtlenecks are destroyed). This may only happen once per turtleneck.

I was actually thinking about this myself lately. Reckon I'd use Cold City for the trust mechanics and the flexibility of the character creation.

Definitely wouldn't have the players be characters from the show though. I just really quite like the idea of privatised intelligence agencies as a setting, as well as the mix of different eras.

>>14648399
Oh, and THANK YOU, ZIPPER!

Archer is one of the best shows currently on televison. i'm surprised tg isn't more fond of it.

>>14652564
Sploosh...

>>14652788

>>14652978
Goddamit Pam

Lana, you'd better call Kenny Loggins. 'cause you're in the DANGER ZONE!

Archer bump? I will bump the shit out of this thread, just like men love it on their Wilhelms!

I fucking love Archer.

I intend to stat him as my next Shadowrun character.

Every time I learn something new about Pam I just love her more, which of course culminated in the tattoo at the end of El Secuestero.
Sploosh indeed.

Yeah, I gotta go with Paranoia on this one. Maybe make a couple of tweaks, but it's pretty much good to go.

Though DH certainly has its possibilities. Just imagine them trying to root out heretics on a Hive Planet.

>>14646042

GLORIOUS

this whole thread is amazing

Bump because.......

Shit I had something for this.

You use Spirit of the Century, everybody just fucks around with the aspects.

I can't find anywhere to actually watch this.

I've found like two episodes from season two.

>>14654835
...something like "this thread isn't getting off the hook that easily"?

>>14654898
I don't know. Im liking the idea of shadowrun, if only because it would be easy to have a smallish freelance intelligence agency, and enough of them to have business rivalries.

>>14653629
Do you have a capture of Pam's tattoo?

Also: This thread is SO classic Mother.

>>14654956

netflix instant watch has season 1.

thanks for sparking the interest to sit down and start watching Archer /tg/, it's fucking hysterical.

Woodhouse represent!

Although Cheryl is definitely my second favourite supporting character.

How would Cheryl be statted?
Because she's obviously a lust acolyte.

You Promised me Breakfast!
If your hungry go to a diner or a deli, since your'e obviously into Greek!
OOO!
"Get it, greek, cause, you know..."
"Woof!"
Thank you Abellard.

/puttin on the ritz

Is that a freakin' CANDY BAR WRAPPER?

>Sometimes I like to treat myself.

Sometimes I like to OVULATE!

Lana: You never qualified as a counter-sniper!

Archer: I WOULD HAVE!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mztdg6AAd9c&feature=related

Sir, the lemur has bitten one of your prostitutes right in the face and she says that she can't go to the hospital because she is quote "tripping balls"

/That line sold me on the series

"Don't you want a grandkid or something"
"Well if I did I'd scrape all your previous mishaps into a pile and knit a onesie for it."

Oh my lord the raw, scathing hatred between these two is fantastic

Okay, Human Shadowrunner with minimal/no cybernetics, and more edge than you can shake a stick at. As well as several low loyalty contacts, including his own mother.

Now I am wondering whether to actually give him people skills and play it as kinda a dick, or just give him a ton of first impression bonuses.

>>14655578
Yup!

I like Ray, he's funny.
Double Dukes

>>14657893

play it as a dick, even people who know him well still end up helping him in the end.

Spycraft.
Everyone was surprised to find out that Pam took Boxing Basics and Moves.

I don't think an Archer "setting" makes any sense.

In truth, the setting of Archer is more or less just a modern, simple setting... it is the idiocy and antics of the characters that makes it different. ANY campaign could get some Archer vices simply from a group of NPCs and PCs.

>>14657970
Actually, all RPG groups are like an episode of Archer.

Driving an airboat:
Archer: WOOHOOO! This must be what it's like to have sex with me!
Lana: How can an airboat be selfish?

>>14657914
Let's not forget on the Skilift, the rarely heard "Triple Dukes"

It's putting on the Ritz!

"Know what we call it?"

"Stir Fridays?"

"That's.....better..."

>>14658990
Wait, I had something for this...

>>14660289
And after I already gave you Stir Fridays.

It's that guy, Beardsly McTurbanhead!

bump because this is gold and i wanna record some of it for future use

All characters have addiction to (Insert anything here)

Also, you get a +5 to any Social roll if you mention that you have cancer

Archer and Ray wearing matching turtlenecks.

Archer: Take off that turtleneck, we both look totally gay.

Ray: I am gay.

Archer: Well I'm not.

Ray: Then why are you wearing that turtleneck?

>>14662235

I'm still scribbling furiously

I love everything about Archer. The style, the writing, the humour, the voice acting, it's all pure style and quality.

>>14662713
That was a good episode.
>"They probably snuck in while you two were arguing over whose prettiest!"

>>14641952
Hush hush!
What what!

That Chick was like the Pele of Anal.

>>14665132

(From a later episode)

How about deliciously depraved?

bump for great justice

It is now THURSDAY.
I saw this thread DAYS ago.
The next time I play DH, I'm gonna be an Assassin. I know that much.

>>14667392
Now where did she goAGHHHHH!

Danger Zone...

Wait, Krieger is hitler?

>>14670326

Hitler clone, he's one of the boys from Brazil.

And for the other poster above, I absolutely love the fact that this thread is still here.

I love you Santa Claus!

>>14672071

Did you see that?! That was so totally ninja!

>>14673538
Was Burt Reynolds not THE MAN in delivernace?

Holy shit the season finale was awesome.

>>14674550
What Finale?

>>14674559
The one that just finished 20 minutes ago (and is airing again in 10 minutes).

Don't worry, there's a third season coming.

>>14674574
You mean the one I am torrenting right now?

Currently playing Rogue Trader. Our main ship is named "The Revenge of the Hindenburg". Our destroyer that accompanies us is named the "Helium".

Whenever shots are fired near the Helium, there is much freaking out. OH GOD DON'T SHOOT THE HELIUM!! THEY'LL KILL US ALL" (we are very used to warp cores blowing up, very fitting). When the Helium inevitably eats the bullet, we are all ready for the great LANA!! WE TOLD YOU SO!!

>>14674733
>Lana

TRUCKAASAURUSSS!

ONE FOR THREE OFF A ROOF BITCH!

Archer: And he's uncircumcised.
Lana: (Pause.) Okay, glossing over how you know that-
Archer: Our penises touched.
Lana: I SAID GLOSSING! Isn't it kind of weird that he's Jewish and not circumcised?
Archer: Well I'm not Jewish but I am circum-
Lana: That's not how it works!
Archer: Oh Lana, I think we both know it works just fine.

This show is so goood!

Stop bumping this OP.

Take your 100+ replies and move on.

>>14676560
LANNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

>>14676560


I'm not the OP and I've done some of these bumps.

>>14676560
>>14676581