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    318 KB Terms of Enrampagement Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)23:02 No.14640441  
    How would you run an Archer Campaign?
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)23:11 No.14640518
    With booze.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)23:21 No.14640595


    Or Risus. You couldn't go wrong with either of those.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/11(Tue)00:44 No.14641294
    Terms of Enrmapagement?
    >> Anonymous 04/19/11(Tue)00:47 No.14641306
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    With lots of
    Daaaaaaanger Zooones~
    >> Anonymous 04/19/11(Tue)00:51 No.14641343
    <shudder> I just had a mental image of the Archer cast in a Dark Heresy campaign.

    ...everyone gets corrupted by Slaanesh by the third mission. Cept for Pam. She goes with Nurgle.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/11(Tue)00:54 No.14641373
    It's a working title.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/11(Tue)00:55 No.14641386
    Inquisitor Malory Archer: "Do you like my desk? it's carved and polished from the husk of a carnifex. I lost throne knows how many acolytes to acquire it, but by terra it was worth it!".
    >> Anonymous 04/19/11(Tue)01:34 No.14641675
    "Sterling Archer, codename Duchess. The world's greatest Inquisitor."
    >> Anonymous 04/19/11(Tue)01:35 No.14641679


    >> Anonymous 04/19/11(Tue)01:41 No.14641717
    Archer Dark Heresy sounds brilliant.

    As Acolytes you get to watch a completely fucked up group of inquisitors barely keep their shit together, with a high rate of lethality for you and your fellow "drones".

    Then there's dealing with the staff. Tech Priest Krieger probably grabbing some poor SOB... erm, "volunteer"... and turning him into a BRAND NEW TYPE OF PENETRATING SERVITOR... and by penetrating I mean for use in boarding actions.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/11(Tue)01:44 No.14641745
    "I think my Bolter's jammed. See, I twist it like this an-
    *Bolter fires off accidentally. Distant scream down the hall*
    "Whoops. Guess it's fixed."
    "What, the shot only did 2d6 hitpoints worth of damage Brad, and you've got 3d6 hitpoints worth of health. Freakin Crybaby."
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    "By the Omnissiah! It keeps spreading!"
    >> Anonymous 04/19/11(Tue)02:17 No.14642033
    Krieger is so totally a crazy tech heretek that would be put to death if he wasn't working for an inquisitor.

    I assume Odin is a rival cell of the same ordos and The KGB is just a different ordos. And Mallory has been having an affair with an Iquisitor Lord jackov of that ordo.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/11(Tue)02:42 No.14642217
    The show is brilliant.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/11(Tue)02:43 No.14642229
    >"What, the shot only did 2d6 hitpoints worth of damage Brad, and you've got 3d6 hitpoints worth of health."
    >> Anonymous 04/19/11(Tue)02:45 No.14642253
    Not everything has to be 40K, guys. Archer would work best as a Paranoia campaign.
    "Sterling-R-CHR-1. The world's greatest Troubleshooter."
    >> Anonymous 04/19/11(Tue)02:46 No.14642263
    I'm sorry but your acolytes have no authority in fort kickass
    >> Anonymous 04/19/11(Tue)02:48 No.14642280
    >Tech Priest Krieger
    We all know Krieger would be a surprisingly intelligent and horrifingly reckless Ork Mekboy
    >> Anonymous 04/19/11(Tue)02:49 No.14642284
    Would Woodhouse be a servitor?
    >> Anonymous 04/19/11(Tue)02:49 No.14642288
    >> Anonymous 04/19/11(Tue)02:55 No.14642329

    How long have you been here? Everything gets 40Kified eventually.

    If Kreiger is an ork Mekboy and Woodhouse is a Dreadnought. Than Isis is def ordos Xenos.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/11(Tue)02:56 No.14642340
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    >> Anonymous 04/19/11(Tue)02:56 No.14642341
    Actually, considering how incompetent ISIS is, they probably haven't even noticed that Krieger is an Ork. I mean, he had 20+ hitler clones growing in the basement that no one knew about.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/11(Tue)03:00 No.14642369
    What is this?
    >> Anonymous 04/19/11(Tue)03:00 No.14642371
    Archer and Lana as assassins and Pam Cyril and Cheryl are adepts?
    >> Anonymous 04/19/11(Tue)03:00 No.14642375

    My vote definitely goes to Spycraft.
    >> Sapiento !!uRqIonuak+l 04/19/11(Tue)03:00 No.14642379
    A glorious show that you should watch.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/11(Tue)03:12 No.14642464
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    Can we run the pilot episode where Archer is a raptor? I think that would add some interesting story developments.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/11(Tue)03:45 No.14642624
    Krieger is an Admech. A very radical Admech.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/11(Tue)12:01 No.14645445
    Never heard of it.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/11(Tue)13:07 No.14645869
    Weren't they were Kreiger clones?
    >> Anonymous 04/19/11(Tue)13:13 No.14645903
    Technically, yes, but Kreiger's a Hitler clone, remember?
    >> Anonymous 04/19/11(Tue)13:18 No.14645938

    I think he was a possible Hitler clone. I'd have to rewatch that episode to be sure though.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/11(Tue)13:24 No.14645985
    Nice Copy pasta

    This exact thread was posted a few weeks ago by same OP. I know their not a tripfag but I know its them. Trust me, I'm white.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/11(Tue)13:34 No.14646042
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    I'm just going to leave this here.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/11(Tue)13:36 No.14646052
    >> Anonymous 04/19/11(Tue)13:38 No.14646070
    ...The HELL?
    >> Anonymous 04/19/11(Tue)13:41 No.14646091
    Krieger's virtual girlfriend.
    Srsly, go watch this show right now, it's unbelievably hilarious.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/11(Tue)14:55 No.14646613
    I still think Pam beating the shit out of Mrs. Archer was hilarious.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/11(Tue)14:57 No.14646633
    Best Episode Ever: Zeppelin.

    >> Anonymous 04/19/11(Tue)15:06 No.14646707
    >> Anonymous 04/19/11(Tue)15:10 No.14646734



    "I said M as in MANCY!"
    >> Anonymous 04/19/11(Tue)15:11 No.14646756
    I didn't invent the turtleneck Lana, but I was the first to recognize its potential as a tactical garment. The tactical turtleneck Lana, the´╗┐ Tactleneck.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/11(Tue)15:12 No.14646762
    I wouldn't.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/11(Tue)15:13 No.14646783
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    Then you sir, are an idiot.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/11(Tue)15:25 No.14646894
    What episode is that from?
    >> Anonymous 04/19/11(Tue)15:28 No.14646934
    Any chance for a download of the unaired pilot?
    >> Anonymous 04/19/11(Tue)15:34 No.14646998
    Pilot, I believe.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/11(Tue)15:34 No.14647005
    Paranoia. Writes itself, really.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/11(Tue)17:03 No.14647926
    >> Anonymous 04/19/11(Tue)17:43 No.14648315

    Put it back in the Emperor's tarot.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/11(Tue)17:46 No.14648341
    Xeno mesh turtleneck, AP 4, body, arms.
    >> Hank Pym !!A0/lWspso1i 04/19/11(Tue)17:52 No.14648399
    If using a dufflebag with the Turtleneck, roll a d10 whenever the dufflebag is removed. On an 8-10, the turleneck is torn, permanently losing 1 AP, and goes down 1 "quality" type (Poor quality turtlenecks are destroyed). This may only happen once per turtleneck.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/11(Tue)18:59 No.14649052
    I was actually thinking about this myself lately. Reckon I'd use Cold City for the trust mechanics and the flexibility of the character creation.

    Definitely wouldn't have the players be characters from the show though. I just really quite like the idea of privatised intelligence agencies as a setting, as well as the mix of different eras.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/11(Tue)20:25 No.14649864
    Oh, and THANK YOU, ZIPPER!
    >> Anonymous 04/19/11(Tue)23:57 No.14652564
    Archer is one of the best shows currently on televison. i'm surprised tg isn't more fond of it.
    >> Anonymous 04/20/11(Wed)00:18 No.14652788
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    >> Anonymous 04/20/11(Wed)01:06 No.14653226
    Goddamit Pam
    >> Vercingetorix !1oouMBUPsc 04/20/11(Wed)01:10 No.14653254
    Lana, you'd better call Kenny Loggins. 'cause you're in the DANGER ZONE!
    >> Vercingetorix !1oouMBUPsc 04/20/11(Wed)01:22 No.14653360
    Archer bump? I will bump the shit out of this thread, just like men love it on their Wilhelms!
    >> Benign Anonymous 04/20/11(Wed)01:42 No.14653564
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    I fucking love Archer.

    I intend to stat him as my next Shadowrun character.
    >> Anonymous 04/20/11(Wed)01:50 No.14653629
    Every time I learn something new about Pam I just love her more, which of course culminated in the tattoo at the end of El Secuestero.
    Sploosh indeed.
    >> Anonymous 04/20/11(Wed)02:01 No.14653740
    Yeah, I gotta go with Paranoia on this one. Maybe make a couple of tweaks, but it's pretty much good to go.

    Though DH certainly has its possibilities. Just imagine them trying to root out heretics on a Hive Planet.
    >> Anonymous 04/20/11(Wed)03:01 No.14654243


    this whole thread is amazing
    >> Benign Anonymous 04/20/11(Wed)04:31 No.14654835
    Bump because.......

    Shit I had something for this.
    >> Anonymous 04/20/11(Wed)04:39 No.14654898
    You use Spirit of the Century, everybody just fucks around with the aspects.
    >> Anonymous 04/20/11(Wed)04:50 No.14654956
    I can't find anywhere to actually watch this.

    I've found like two episodes from season two.
    >> Anonymous 04/20/11(Wed)05:05 No.14655076
    ...something like "this thread isn't getting off the hook that easily"?
    >> Benign Anonymous 04/20/11(Wed)05:38 No.14655311
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    I don't know. Im liking the idea of shadowrun, if only because it would be easy to have a smallish freelance intelligence agency, and enough of them to have business rivalries.
    >> Anonymous 04/20/11(Wed)06:19 No.14655578
    Do you have a capture of Pam's tattoo?

    Also: This thread is SO classic Mother.
    >> Anonymous 04/20/11(Wed)08:08 No.14656031

    netflix instant watch has season 1.
    >> Anonymous 04/20/11(Wed)08:35 No.14656133
    thanks for sparking the interest to sit down and start watching Archer /tg/, it's fucking hysterical.
    >> Anonymous 04/20/11(Wed)08:43 No.14656168
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    Woodhouse represent!

    Although Cheryl is definitely my second favourite supporting character.
    >> Anonymous 04/20/11(Wed)08:45 No.14656179
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    How would Cheryl be statted?
    Because she's obviously a lust acolyte.
    >> Anonymous 04/20/11(Wed)08:47 No.14656192
    You Promised me Breakfast!
    If your hungry go to a diner or a deli, since your'e obviously into Greek!
    "Get it, greek, cause, you know..."
    Thank you Abellard.

    /puttin on the ritz
    >> Vercingetorix !1oouMBUPsc 04/20/11(Wed)09:55 No.14656618
    Is that a freakin' CANDY BAR WRAPPER?

    >Sometimes I like to treat myself.

    Sometimes I like to OVULATE!
    >> Anonymous 04/20/11(Wed)09:59 No.14656632
    Lana: You never qualified as a counter-sniper!

    Archer: I WOULD HAVE!

    >> Anonymous 04/20/11(Wed)10:00 No.14656645
    Sir, the lemur has bitten one of your prostitutes right in the face and she says that she can't go to the hospital´╗┐ because she is quote "tripping balls"

    /That line sold me on the series
    >> Anonymous 04/20/11(Wed)11:09 No.14657009
    "Don't you want a grandkid or something"
    "Well if I did I'd scrape all your previous mishaps into a pile and knit a onesie for it."

    Oh my lord the raw, scathing hatred between these two is fantastic
    >> Benign Anonymous 04/20/11(Wed)13:11 No.14657893
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    Okay, Human Shadowrunner with minimal/no cybernetics, and more edge than you can shake a stick at. As well as several low loyalty contacts, including his own mother.

    Now I am wondering whether to actually give him people skills and play it as kinda a dick, or just give him a ton of first impression bonuses.
    >> Servant of the Emperor 04/20/11(Wed)13:15 No.14657914
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    I like Ray, he's funny.
    Double Dukes
    >> Anonymous 04/20/11(Wed)13:16 No.14657920

    play it as a dick, even people who know him well still end up helping him in the end.
    >> Anonymous 04/20/11(Wed)13:18 No.14657938
    Everyone was surprised to find out that Pam took Boxing Basics and Moves.
    >> The Gentleman Fate !!DOOb3tnGMvs 04/20/11(Wed)13:23 No.14657970
    I don't think an Archer "setting" makes any sense.

    In truth, the setting of Archer is more or less just a modern, simple setting... it is the idiocy and antics of the characters that makes it different. ANY campaign could get some Archer vices simply from a group of NPCs and PCs.
    >> Anonymous 04/20/11(Wed)14:45 No.14658654
    Actually, all RPG groups are like an episode of Archer.

    Driving an airboat:
    Archer: WOOHOOO! This must be what it's like to have sex with me!
    Lana: How can an airboat be selfish?
    >> Anonymous 04/20/11(Wed)14:48 No.14658684
    Let's not forget on the Skilift, the rarely heard "Triple Dukes"
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    It's putting on the Ritz!
    >> Anonymous 04/20/11(Wed)15:23 No.14658990
    "Know what we call it?"

    "Stir Fridays?"

    >> Anonymous 04/20/11(Wed)17:38 No.14660289
    Wait, I had something for this...
    >> Anonymous 04/20/11(Wed)19:02 No.14660986
    And after I already gave you Stir Fridays.
    >> Anonymous 04/20/11(Wed)20:13 No.14661617
    It's that guy, Beardsly McTurbanhead!
    >> Anonymous 04/20/11(Wed)21:15 No.14662235
    bump because this is gold and i wanna record some of it for future use
    >> DtDust !Aicf8Py.hg 04/20/11(Wed)21:56 No.14662687
    All characters have addiction to (Insert anything here)

    Also, you get a +5 to any Social roll if you mention that you have cancer
    >> Benign Anonymous 04/20/11(Wed)21:58 No.14662713
    Archer and Ray wearing matching turtlenecks.

    Archer: Take off that turtleneck, we both look totally gay.

    Ray: I am gay.

    Archer: Well I'm not.

    Ray: Then why are you wearing that turtleneck?
    >> Anonymous 04/20/11(Wed)22:16 No.14662928

    I'm still scribbling furiously
    >> The Captain 04/21/11(Thu)01:14 No.14664789
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    I love everything about Archer. The style, the writing, the humour, the voice acting, it's all pure style and quality.
    >> Hank Pym !!A0/lWspso1i 04/21/11(Thu)01:19 No.14664833
    That was a good episode.
    >"They probably snuck in while you two were arguing over whose prettiest!"
    >> Anonymous 04/21/11(Thu)02:02 No.14665090
    Hush hush!
    What what!
    >> The Captain 04/21/11(Thu)02:10 No.14665132
    That Chick was like the Pele of Anal.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/11(Thu)02:11 No.14665139

    (From a later episode)

    How about deliciously depraved?
    >> Anonymous 04/21/11(Thu)06:24 No.14666632
    bump for great justice
    >> Anonymous 04/21/11(Thu)09:31 No.14667392
    It is now THURSDAY.
    I saw this thread DAYS ago.
    The next time I play DH, I'm gonna be an Assassin. I know that much.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/11(Thu)12:22 No.14668511
    Now where did she goAGHHHHH!
    >> Anonymous 04/21/11(Thu)14:50 No.14669887
    Danger Zone...
    >> Anonymous 04/21/11(Thu)15:36 No.14670326
    Wait, Krieger is hitler?
    >> Anonymous 04/21/11(Thu)18:39 No.14671984

    Hitler clone, he's one of the boys from Brazil.

    And for the other poster above, I absolutely love the fact that this thread is still here.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/11(Thu)18:49 No.14672071
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    I love you Santa Claus!
    >> Anonymous 04/21/11(Thu)21:12 No.14673538

    Did you see that?! That was so totally ninja!
    >> The Captain 04/21/11(Thu)22:41 No.14674434
    Was Burt Reynolds not THE MAN in delivernace?
    >> Anonymous 04/21/11(Thu)22:50 No.14674550
    Holy shit the season finale was awesome.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/11(Thu)22:51 No.14674559
    What Finale?
    >> Anonymous 04/21/11(Thu)22:52 No.14674574
    The one that just finished 20 minutes ago (and is airing again in 10 minutes).

    Don't worry, there's a third season coming.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/11(Thu)23:04 No.14674716
    You mean the one I am torrenting right now?
    >> Anonymous 04/21/11(Thu)23:06 No.14674733
    Currently playing Rogue Trader. Our main ship is named "The Revenge of the Hindenburg". Our destroyer that accompanies us is named the "Helium".

    Whenever shots are fired near the Helium, there is much freaking out. OH GOD DON'T SHOOT THE HELIUM!! THEY'LL KILL US ALL" (we are very used to warp cores blowing up, very fitting). When the Helium inevitably eats the bullet, we are all ready for the great LANA!! WE TOLD YOU SO!!
    >> Anonymous 04/22/11(Fri)00:56 No.14675736

    >> Anonymous 04/22/11(Fri)01:46 No.14676144
    >> Anonymous 04/22/11(Fri)02:30 No.14676539
    Archer: And he's uncircumcised.
    Lana: (Pause.) Okay, glossing over how you know that-
    Archer: Our penises touched.
    Lana: I SAID GLOSSING! Isn't it kind of weird that he's Jewish and not circumcised?
    Archer: Well I'm not Jewish but I am circum-
    Lana: That's not how it works!
    Archer: Oh Lana, I think we both know it works just fine.

    This show is so goood!
    >> Anonymous 04/22/11(Fri)02:33 No.14676560
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    Stop bumping this OP.

    Take your 100+ replies and move on.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/11(Fri)02:35 No.14676578
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    I'm not the OP and I've done some of these bumps.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/11(Fri)02:37 No.14676585
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