Act 3, Scene 1
Enter Claudius, Ophelio, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern, Polonius, a gretchen
Claudius: Oy yer lot! Iz Hamlet mad or not? Iz been dayz and you lot 'aven't told me nuffink!
Rosencrantz: Ya boss, he'z mad as a Wyrdboy!
Polonius: And he sent dis gretchen 'ere to ask to meet with Ophelio. Maybe he needz more mad juice! So Warboss, we'll be all sneaky-like and listen on them!
Claudius: Seems like muckin' about but OK.
Everyone exits, Claudius and Polonius hide in bushes. Enter Hamlet
Hamlet: To chop or not to chop. Iz't more orky to chop from behind like Mork, or chop from in front like Gork? Or should I get a deffgun and dakka my muckin' to def? Oy, all dis Weird finking is very tirin', wish my gobbin' would shut it. All dem other Denmark orkz wiv their Waaaugh drive me mad sumfink awful! Who could stand all dis mukking about, an' stompin', and shootan', and squig-rot? Iz just easier to charge a humie 'ard-boyz an' end it! That would be proper orky! All dis finkin' just gets in da way of a proper Waaaugh and stops it dead! Oy, mad dok!