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    93 KB Anonymous 05/12/11(Thu)21:40 No.14907969  
    Next Friday I am going to a game of Humans VS. Zombies at some campground way out in the sticks. Nerf and boffer weapons will be used, with the winner being the last man standing.

    The prize is pic related.

    I will do anything to win, /tg/. I would sell my mother into slavery and shoot my best friend's dog to moderately improve my chances.

    I have LARPed before, but never have the stakes been this high. Tell me your war stories. Your victories and failures, and the times that left you dumbstruck.
    >> Bi-Polar Hernandez !KuKq0dYqkQ 05/12/11(Thu)21:41 No.14907994

    Is that a Heavy Bolter Vulcan?

    >> Anonymous 05/12/11(Thu)21:42 No.14908003
    That conversion job is rather shit, but I would still go to great lengths to get a vulcan with such an extended ammo belt.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/11(Thu)21:44 No.14908025

    Chehalis, Washington my good friend. Unfortunately I will not divulge any further information on the topic lest you attempt to steal my prize.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/11(Thu)21:45 No.14908036
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    I used to play back in high school but we did a kinda VIP thing where you have two human captains who have nerf swords and if they both die then the humans lose. For the humans to win they need to kill patient zero and as long as he is alive the zombies respawn at a certain location across the giant forest/field we played in, then they need to kill the remaining zombies. We were divided into squads lead by the captains.

    I have a bunch of stories. You guys want to hear them?
    >> Anonymous 05/12/11(Thu)21:45 No.14908045
    >Nerf guns and boffer swords.

    If you don't play as a commissar or assault marine I will find you and make you pay for your heresy.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/11(Thu)21:46 No.14908049
    hide and only come out to face the enemy when absolutely necessary. It works in DH it'll work in LARP
    >> Anonymous 05/12/11(Thu)21:46 No.14908055
    That is a pretty sweet vulcan. I still kind of want to mod mine in some way (and pick up another, when they get clearanced), but... No ideas on how at the moment.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/11(Thu)21:46 No.14908058

    Go for it bro.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/11(Thu)21:47 No.14908065
    You have to not only play to win, my good OP. You must play to make everyone else lose.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/11(Thu)21:48 No.14908081
    This is the wisdom of the ancients.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/11(Thu)21:48 No.14908085
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    >> Anonymous 05/12/11(Thu)21:48 No.14908088
    Cover, you motherfucker, use it.
    Make sure someone has your back and you've got theres (until there's only a few of you left).
    >> Anonymous 05/12/11(Thu)21:49 No.14908096
    Clearly, the answer is to use real bullets.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/11(Thu)21:49 No.14908105

    I was going to be Father Grigori and hole up in the church ( yes, they have an abandoned church.). But now I am filled with the Emperor's light. I will lead my men sword held high, executing any who try to retreat.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/11(Thu)21:51 No.14908130
    Strap a shield to your arm. In that arm, wield a pistol. in the other hand, a sword.

    Use stealth, very dark blue clothing or camo, and cover. Cover is your best friend. Don't call attention to yourself. Run whenever outnumbered.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/11(Thu)21:52 No.14908152
    I can assure you that if you run into combat you'll die first.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/11(Thu)21:55 No.14908200
    you need to ask /k/ for help
    >> Anonymous 05/12/11(Thu)21:55 No.14908201
    NERF makes some belt fed weapons

    buy one of them and experiment with replacing the springs (to give the weapon more range) and putting a motor to control the feeding and firing that is otherwise manual

    ALSO camp and snipe

    don't forget backup weapons in case the primary fails
    >> Anonymous 05/12/11(Thu)21:56 No.14908215
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    Okay so we played in a forest/field with a giant hill where the humans start playing. Only two way up the hill cause the other sides were 70% slopes. So my friend was captain of our squad and I was assigned sergeant of the squad. The zombies and humans are in a 1 to 1 ratio.

    The zombies spawn about 100 yards from the base of the hill, and hill itself was 200 yards from the base to the top. So we positioned both squads and watched the 25 guys bum rush up the hill. We held the top of the hill for about 15 waves until one rogue zombie snuck around through the forest and attacked from the rear.

    After this happened shit hit the fan. The zombies attacked from all sides and would rush forward and pull back to make us waste our ammo(about 200 rounds per man). After 15 waves of this we were almost out of ammo, so I was ordered to take the squad down the hill and collect ammo off the ground.

    What we didn't know is that about 10 zombies had hidden themselves in the brushes half way up the hill and were waiting for us.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/11(Thu)21:56 No.14908222
    It's time to get tactical. Grab yourself one of these and remove the air restrictor. You'll get better range and power that way. Grab one of the drum magazines from the raider, and load it with the streamline darts. The rest of your magazines should just be the 18-round ones that come with the stampede. Attach a bayonet to the front to ward off zombies and to stab unsuspecting humans in the back. Get yourself a ghillie suit (they aren't hard to make) and wait it out.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/11(Thu)21:57 No.14908240
    >What we didn't know is that about 10 zombies had hidden themselves in the brushes half way up the hill and were waiting for us.

    Vietcong zombies? they're the worst kind.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/11(Thu)21:58 No.14908249
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    forgot mah pic.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/11(Thu)21:58 No.14908253
    he isn't going to be able to make a ghillie suit in a week.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/11(Thu)22:01 No.14908303
    >> Anonymous 05/12/11(Thu)22:02 No.14908326
    The last time I played HVZ all of the humans immediately went for the biggest guns that had the most ammo in their magazines. They all died when the zombies simply swarmed them. I survived because I made a much better decision than they did.


    No zombie was able to get past my spear without getting three quick thrusts to the chest.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/11(Thu)22:05 No.14908376
    As we were sent down the hill, the second squad was went down the other side of the hill to check the tree line for any ambush or rogue zombies that may attack while the main group rushed us. So we had 3 people spotting at the top of the hill. out of a 24 man group.

    I lead the my squad half way down the hill and we started filling our ammo pouches. I watched the tree line as the privates and corporals started grabbing ammo. I noticed that the tree line where the zombies respawned was empty.

    Then I heard a shout. One of the privates had gone to the brushes where a larger than normal pile of darts was sitting. The zombies then burst from the bushes from my left and right. Luckily for me I was an ammo conservationist and had 50% of my supply still while most of my squad had less than 5 rounds each. They quickly burned through that and I started losing men left and right.

    I heard what sounded like Orks while I was fighting and saw from the tree line all the zombies burst out and ran full speed at me. I had about 10 seconds before they were on us.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/11(Thu)22:08 No.14908406
    Read the Battle Royale novel, it will teach you how to survive this shit.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/11(Thu)22:10 No.14908430
    This one of the few things why I want to live in a first world country.

    You can keep your expensive health care though and terrorist kids inside schools, but give me those nerf gun events I always wanted to be in one
    >> Anonymous 05/12/11(Thu)22:11 No.14908437
    I went to one of these once with just an old nerf gun from my garage. When I got there, amongst other things, I was greeted by The Heavy, The Sniper and the Scout from TF2.

    Funny shit. Especially when you hear someone shouting "I AM BULLET PROOF" from halfway across the campus.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/11(Thu)22:13 No.14908457
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    My Maverick. Still need to paint on the eagle, but I like the base color.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/11(Thu)22:14 No.14908480
    why for the love of god do i live in a city where this shit doesn't happen i envy you all and hate you from the deepest hvz deprived pit in my body
    >> Anonymous 05/12/11(Thu)22:15 No.14908486
    I have one of those. Wired it for 16v 7200mAh RC car batteries, makes for great RoF and a reduced delay before the gun actually fires.

    Raider drum makes the stampede awkward to fire right handed, so stick with the 18 round mags.

    Keep a few stray darts around so you can top up your mags when in a safe zone or similar circumstances.

    Since you are allowed boffer weapons, get a long one, this makes sure you don't end up running out of ammo and having no way to keep the zombies at range.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/11(Thu)22:16 No.14908509
    We had finished up the ambush zombies right before the main group attacked. My men had no ammo. It was a slaughter. In about 10 seconds I was down to 2 men. They had played it safe and were closer to the top of the hill. So it was now me and 2 guys vs about 14 zombies(humans changed as soon as they got tagged).

    Being the only one with more than 10 rounds I started spamming down at the zombies. But they still out numbered us. We began retreating to the top in military fashion of me firing and the two retreating then I would fallback and they would cover me. About 3/4 up the hill I heard quite possibly the scariest and awe inspiring thing ever.

    I turned around and saw my captain with sword in hand rushing down from the top with his two guards.

    He ran past me right into the group of zombies and started 40k style against them. Seeing this I rushed after him and started firing into the group.

    My captain took out 3 zombies in the first swing. 2 in the 2nd and another 1 in the third. He was however surrounded still. As a zombie approached from his rear he pulled out his sidearm and fired it's single shot into the zombie's chest.

    The two guards had fully loaded vulcans and finished off the remaining zombies.

    This all failed in comparison to what happened next though.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/11(Thu)22:19 No.14908540
    rolled 72 = 72

    The university where I played this had a bad experience with a game of Assassin the previous year, and confined the field of play to the dorm and the area immediately around it.

    It turned the whole thing into a much more stealth-oriented game, heavily reliant on deceit and misdirection in order to navigate the hall without being flanked by a group of zombies. It was interesting, but I'd love it if they expanded the game to cover the whole campus. It'd be a logistical nightmare, but DAMN it'd be fun. I just want to draw my Maverick and have a shoot-out in the middle of the bus stop.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/11(Thu)22:20 No.14908547
    all of my interest you have it
    >> Anonymous 05/12/11(Thu)22:23 No.14908581
    you guys got nothin on this dude
    >> Anonymous 05/12/11(Thu)22:25 No.14908602
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    pic fucking related.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/11(Thu)22:27 No.14908626
    I'll see your Vulcan and raise you a dreadnought

    >> Anonymous 05/12/11(Thu)22:29 No.14908644
    Mmmm...Chamberlain and the 21st Maine at Little Round top...

    cool action indeed.
    we are out of ammo...out of supplies...the rebs are still coming....fuck it lets fix bayonetts and charge!
    >> Anonymous 05/12/11(Thu)22:29 No.14908645
    So we had lost almost our whole squad in 2 minutes and we knew they would return. So we grabbed as much ammo as we could and picked up some extra guns from our fallen brothers. One of which was a nerf sniper rifle, a longshot one I believe.

    We then regrouped at the top of the hill and I told my captain what happened. We then ran to the other side of the hill to find the second squad.

    They were no where in sight.

    We now knew we had to retreat into the forest. Lucky for us the forest wasn't well lite like the hill was (we played at 9pm to make it more stealthy). So we ran into the forest and as we made it to the edge of the tree line we could see the well lite hill with zombies swarming it.

    So we ran deep into the forest. 15 minutes of running and we turned right to find try and find the front of the hill. We had found stray zombies hiding in the forest. Our captain executed them with his sidearm.

    As we kept going closer to the zombies' spawn we found zombies who were from the second squad and assumed the worst.

    Then off in the distance we saw a bright light.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/11(Thu)22:33 No.14908684
    >> Anonymous 05/12/11(Thu)22:35 No.14908704
    HvZ is in full swing right now on my campus. You can't walk half a block without seeing two or three folks with bandannas and nerf guns.
    >> Command Squad !8CHDJ3c6tQ 05/12/11(Thu)22:40 No.14908748

    My campus sed to have HvZ, but then one of the cops drew his gun when he saw a bunch of kids with birght orange and red weapons running around and told them to get down or he'd shoot.
    So now we throw marshmellows at each other, or we would if we had enough people interested anymore to merit playing.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/11(Thu)22:41 No.14908762
    >>but then one of the cops drew his gun when he saw a bunch of kids with birght orange and red weapons running around and told them to get down or he'd shoot.
    >>but then one of the cops drew his gun when he saw a bunch of kids with birght orange and red weapons running around
    >>Drew his gun
    >>On kids
    >>Using clearly fake weapons and fucking around
    >>And threatened to use deadly force

    You realize you could get his ass fired for that?
    >> Anonymous 05/12/11(Thu)22:42 No.14908771
    Seriously, that cop must've been retarded or something. Jesus christ, I thought you had to pass a test or something before you got your badge.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/11(Thu)22:43 No.14908776

    We thought it was a trap clearly, then one of the privates handed me a pair of night vision goggles. Apparently they were the shitty one from the Call of Duty packs. I gave him a weird stare thanked him and promoted him to corporal.

    Looking through them I saw 9 men around a bright floodlight. I handed them to my captain and he noticed that they had a huddled around a small gorge in the forest. Then we saw them. About 2 dozen zombies attacked them from all sides.

    They hand a great position and the zombies would die in the gorge since it was steep and hard to come out. So most of them rushed from the one side forming a nice bottleneck effect.

    Their captain was at the front, taking out zombies left and right. This man was a true warrior, in an earlier game he held the top of the hill for 4 hours with 6 men against 20 zombies.

    We had decided to help out by attacking the zombies in stealth and taking them out from bushes and in the trees. After fighting off these zombies we quickly regrouped with the second squad.

    We were told they had held up here after the swarm that attacked us respawned and attacked them in the forest.

    They found this place and sent out 2 scouts to find the special infected. Only one returned along with this giant swarm.

    But we now knew where the special infected was.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/11(Thu)22:43 No.14908777
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    Nerf Storm Bolter here. 70 darts in a PISTOL says to fuck off with your meager 50 round belt.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/11(Thu)22:43 No.14908780

    That cop needs to be fired. The whole point of coloring nerf guns bright orange and yellow is to identify that they are toys. The cop probably got raped in the mens room one too many times that morning, and was just looking for an outlet.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/11(Thu)22:45 No.14908789

    Jesus christ, you should of sued the police department. I know my state had a cop sacked because he shot at a kid who was using a nerf gun.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/11(Thu)22:47 No.14908814

    The cop probably was fired, guys. But the school wouldn't ever take that chance again.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/11(Thu)22:48 No.14908824
    A cop in our town tried to break up our sword fight, and was promptly given paperwork that took him 3 days to fill out, and then a cop came into the place I worked and say he was gunning for us and that we should take it easy. So we got a camera and walked right into the park where the station was held. He comes storming out yelling YOU'RE UNDER ARRE... and sees the camera.
    We now have any fight we want under the assumption that we will have his ass if he interferes again... The camera was dead.

    Oh, to be a teenager again.
    >> Command Squad !8CHDJ3c6tQ 05/12/11(Thu)22:48 No.14908827

    Lovely ideas, all, but it was a while ago. Luckily, he didn't shoot.

    SUPPOSSEDLY it was an unscheduled late-night fight being done by the Nerf club. The cop came to investigate a noise complaint near the dorms and freaked out.
    Now we have no Nerf Club, nor ANY Nerf on campus.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/11(Thu)22:52 No.14908871
    Was his name Rivieri by any chance?
    >> Anonymous 05/12/11(Thu)22:52 No.14908876
    you dumb fucks do realise that most time your out there doing your boffer wars your doing it on private property and can be arrested for criminal tresspassing

    dont fucking pull shit where yer not supposed to be doing it and you wont have any fucking issues

    dumn fucking kids

    I used to run a Vampire LARP at Red Square at the university of Washington some years ago (yeah..Seattle by Choice if any of you kids in the area are old enough to remember it)

    told the dumb asses several times what the rules and the law was as we were playing on Private porperty time and time again. still these dumb kids would go off and do shit they wernt supposed to do...cops would get called out and arrest them. All I would do is shake my head at thier stupidity
    >> Anonymous 05/12/11(Thu)22:53 No.14908884
    I was the leader of a squad of humans at my college campus's Humans Versus Zombies game.

    We communicated solely by a secret list of commands in Icelandic, used to indicate the location of zombies nearby.

    We never ran; tight cover and a light jog is better than letting yourself get spaced out, separated, and killed. If an area looked like a prime ambush spot, we would carefully check it out, being sure to cover all available angles.

    Raiders are effective weapons; no start-up time, quick fire ability, and an ease to switching out magazines, be they drum or short six-shot ones.

    Be sure to have socks with you. If a zombie gets to close, a sock is the best thing to throw. They are unbelievable useful, and people who rely entirely on Nerf weapons are missing an effective tool in their arsenal.

    Always carry a spare weapon; make sure that your gear is balanced on your body, and that you are able to draw everything quickly. Straps on two-handed weapons, holsters for one-handers.

    A string attached to the back of a Maverick allows you to fire and cock them one-handed. Place the string on your body, just slightly longer than your usual firing stance. Make sure you have TOTAL firing mobility for this. You can rock two at once, but it's not suggested.

    If they allow swords, use them. Nothing kills zombies faster than removing their advantage of close up.

    Finally, we always marched while singing Regin SmiĆ°ur. Each man had a set of verses, we all took the chorus.

    We were death, and even the zombies learned to fear us.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/11(Thu)22:53 No.14908887
    Now the special infected is much stronger than the normal zombies and take 10 hits to bring down since there is only one of him.

    We had decided to hold our gorge base with both captains remaining here while me and 5 of the remaining men from both squads with me leading them. We had one goal, kill the lead zombie or die trying to. We had been given the best guns we had and all our ammo bags were stuffed to the max.

    I had assigned Mr. Call of Duty on point and we had rushed out to find the zombie respawn through the dead of night in the forest. 5 minutes of marching through the forest stealthily we heard a shouting from the direction of the camp we just left.

    So we waited until we saw one of the zombies who died and was returning to the camp and followed him.

    We had no idea what was going to happen next.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/11(Thu)22:55 No.14908908
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    MOAR cool ass nerf guns!
    >> Sauber !f1v85QnTcU 05/12/11(Thu)22:55 No.14908909
    OP, you need a nerf Stampede and at least 3 drum mags for it. Bring mucho gracias ammo. Remember, only streamlines work in the stampede.

    Also, bring a sidearm. Maverick is too unreliable, get a nightfinder. Shit, get two, keep em' loaded. Fuck the longshot, it isn't that good.
    Consider a Big Bad Bow as a long range weapon, if you can find it.

    If you listen, you will win.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/11(Thu)22:56 No.14908914
    cop needs to be jailed. threatening lethal force on kids using clearly marked toys? what. the. fuck.
    >> Sauber !f1v85QnTcU 05/12/11(Thu)22:57 No.14908926
    Also, the raider can be a similarly effective weapon if not better, due to the limited range of the Stampede. Bitch is electric and you might get caught in a bad situation because of it.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/11(Thu)22:58 No.14908932

    How do you guys deal with the possibility of members of your group getting turned into zombies? Because that was one of the biggest reasons why the human survivors went solo for the game, they couldn't risk partners spilling their schedule and plans to the other side if they got turned.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/11(Thu)22:58 No.14908943
    that trick with the mavericks and the string is too awesome to not use. Thank you so much.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/11(Thu)22:59 No.14908946
    where I live we had a similar incident happen luckily for the people involved there was another cop nearby who arrested the other cop for even having a fire arm in that situation.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/11(Thu)22:59 No.14908947
    It's really hard to buy into your superiority when you spell "Dumb" wrong.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/11(Thu)22:59 No.14908957
    yeah...cause it could have never been that they were on provate property
    or disturbing the peace
    or resisting a lawful order
    or a dozen other different reason

    had to be cause of the nerf guns amiright?

    >> Anonymous 05/12/11(Thu)23:00 No.14908965
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    Thanks for reminding me of Chromehounds asshole ;_;
    >> Anonymous 05/12/11(Thu)23:00 No.14908969
    >implying you would buy into what I said regardless if your a grammer nazi or not
    >> Anonymous 05/12/11(Thu)23:02 No.14908985
    In my game relaying battle plans to your new friends was against the rules. But just in case, we kept moving and avoided telling the privates what we were planning.
    >> Sauber !f1v85QnTcU 05/12/11(Thu)23:03 No.14909002
    Also, one last note.
    If you are willing to go full asshole and you have a little time, I suggest you procure a lanard big blast or a buzzbee big blast. Remove the air restrictors and replace the barrel with something that will fit streamline darts. Sometimes, the missile peg will fit darts with no modifications.

    The massive air output will send a single dart flying a massive distance.
    Or you could build an array of barrels, and have a shotgun.
    Oh fuck me I nearly forgot about my favorite gun of them all

    Four air tanks, each one with enough power to launch a rocket a good forty feet.

    With standard cpvc fittings and minor knowhow, you can convert it into an eight barreled harbinger of death, with each stage of the trigger releasing two darts. If you didn't mind a bit less range, you could go for tri-splitting the barrels, and get 12 rounds off within a second.

    Reload time and air pump time would be hell, so not exactly a primary, but fuck if I don't love the big salvo.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/11(Thu)23:03 No.14909008
    We lived in the same house, a decent way across campus, and had fairly similar schedules due to how our work life worked. Plus two of the guys were hardcore parkour nuts and could run like nothing else. We stuck to working in groups.

    If someone headed out on their own, then they were expected to deal with things on their own, as well. Our six-man squad wasn't the end-all, either: we'd dicked around with enough training that we could work nearly as well in 2 and 3 man squads.

    After our first semester, however, one of the admins developed a raging hate-on for us, even to the point of just blatantly mailing out what he thought were our schedules and usual areas to the 'zombie-only' list. All because we were making fun of his shitty, in-joke riddled storyline that favored a scant few players that were his friends, the fact he blatantly cheated, and once gave a 'zombie antidote' to a chick he was trying to sleep with because she didn't like being a zombie.

    That year, when the third mission came, we all had a single-shot pistol with us. Walked up to a zombie horde, yelled "Death before dishonor!" and shot ourselves in the heads. Immediately tagged, and then proceeded to be a terrifying squad of zombies.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/11(Thu)23:05 No.14909034
    We followed the zombie till we saw a group of 30 zombies all grouped together listening to one guy clearly marked with a blue bandanna, making him the leader. We were about 30 yards away hidden in a bush on the side of a small hill.

    They out numbered us 5 to one but we clearly had more than enough fire power than we need to have.
    I myself had two vulcans and the L shot I found still.

    We watched them for 10 minutes while I came up with a plan. I had a moment of cleverness and realized that we had surprise on them and they were in a giant mob that was subject to mass hysteria.

    So our plan was to surround them in divided groups and take selective fire to cause the group to break apart and confuse them.

    Mr CoD handed me a whistle and we began to move to our planned positions.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/11(Thu)23:05 No.14909039
    >Implying that asking for basic spelling and grammar while from the guy with a superiority complex is "Grammar Nazi"
    >Implying that implications are a good way to communicate ideas
    >> Anonymous 05/12/11(Thu)23:07 No.14909074
    rolled 21 = 21


    Damn your game, even with a dick of an admin, sounds a lot more fun than the one I was in. I'd love to play again up at the university, but like I said earlier, the administration is really wary about having HvZ on a large scale, just because of how large the campus is and how much trouble they've had with similar games in the past disrupting classes and having some asshole players pull some retarded stunts.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/11(Thu)23:08 No.14909083
    I have this painting in my house. Takes some balls to order a bayonet charge.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/11(Thu)23:08 No.14909094
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    I'm an idiot? The only legitimate reason to point guns you gave was resisting an order, which was never mentioned in the story in question, which means you made it up. Ergo, you are inventing false information, and in fact, are yourself in the wrong.
    You fucking faggot.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/11(Thu)23:16 No.14909177
    Our number one problem was that the zombies could respawn almost instantly so we had to lure them out. (they needed to touch some tree to respawn)

    So after 5 minutes I blew the whistle and what followed was the weirdest and most crazy fire fight I had ever seen. What was suppose to happen was that I blew the whistle and the zombies would come at me and I would start firing, then 10 seconds later the person on the opposite of me would start firing into the group. Then 10 seconds later the person perpendicular to the group would fire and then the person closer to me then the person closer to them opposite side. Then the last guy would run through the group after they went back to respawn and run to the hill again.

    So we started then and the plan was working flawlessly until the last man started to run through and but in the chaos of the fire fight the special infected slipped away and hid. As the last man ran through he was tagged by the special infected. Now we had no way to lure the zombies away so I put the whistle into my mouth ran into the group and started blowing it.

    Then I turned and ran to the hill.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/11(Thu)23:16 No.14909180
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    trooper here. Stampede sucks.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/11(Thu)23:22 No.14909247
    I modded my recon to a slugga, personally. Cut and glued two 6-dart mags to make a 12-to-15-if-you-want-to-risk-jamming mag, (in the days when they only had the 6-dart ones) plated that with thick plastic to keep it from breaking (and for cosmetics), removed ARs, pumped up the spring. Jams like a slugga should, bangs like a slugga should, weighs twice as much as stock on account of the thick plastic plating on the magazine, has enough force that with the barrel extension it can fire four darts lined up and still have decent range. And it looks like a slugga.
    >> wallamazoo !r3NZBcC2gA 05/12/11(Thu)23:29 No.14909332
    Chehalis you say? I'm not too far from there....
    >> Anonymous 05/12/11(Thu)23:29 No.14909334
    I ran to the hill and started running up the side till I got the top. Apparently almost all the zombies followed me. So about a good 25 of them plus the special infected.

    I let my two vulcans fall slack on their slings and drew the Lshot and start firing until the clip emptied with all but one round hitting a zombie.

    So the group of zombies still rushing me with the special infected at the back of the group shouting at them to get me. I dropped the Lshot and grabbed my still 3/4 filled vulcans and started firing like crazy.

    I killed all of the group and still had about 10 shots loaded in total. Then the special zombie seeing all the guys run back down the hill to respawn decided to rush me.

    My first shot hit him in the chest, the second in the arm, the 3rd in the leg, the fourth missed, the 5th missed also, the sixth hit him in the chest, the 7th hit him in the shoulder. While this is happening I was running backwards while he quickly closed the gap.

    I dropped my vulcans and turned to run when he was about 10ft out when I tripped over a rock and rolled down the other side of the hill.

    I layed on the ground and saw him walking at me.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/11(Thu)23:31 No.14909354
    Oh ya another 10 minute break.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/11(Thu)23:32 No.14909367
    It's not epic when you make people wait that long.
    I don't mean that. Bawww stop making me wait.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/11(Thu)23:34 No.14909384
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    I've said it before and I'll say it again. The recon is awesome if only for the fact that IT'S A MOTHERFUCKING NERF BOLT PISTOL.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/11(Thu)23:40 No.14909458
    I drew my side arm while I tried to crawl away from him. I fired the guy. only two rounds hit him and then I cocked it again.



    He started to gloat as he closed the last 10ft to me at the base of the hill. Saying my attempt had be glorious but in vain. He leaned over and said to my face that I was finished I that we had lost.

    But as he leaned over I saw the most glorious sight ever.

    My captain was standing behind him and drawn his sword and held it above the special infected like Link held the Master Sword after he pulled it out of the sword.

    He stabbed the zombie in the back right before I was tagged. The zombie fell to the ground and RPed a death fit for the scene.

    My captain pulled me up off the ground, handed me his side arm and said "Did you enjoy your nap?"

    We then went and hunted down the surviving zombies. I heard that the remaining members of my attack squad held the line until the other captain saved them.

    When we had the vote for the next game's captain, Mr CoD and I were elected and we had a glorious game that followed this epic one.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/11(Thu)23:42 No.14909474
    Sorry I thought no one was listening any more so I went to take a piss.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/11(Thu)23:42 No.14909483
    You've seen this too?
    Some bling and a larger magazine would make it perfect.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/11(Thu)23:43 No.14909492
    It's what I used to make mine, actually.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/11(Thu)23:47 No.14909530
    I came.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/11(Thu)23:47 No.14909531

    Damn shame I can't buy those here in Australia. And hasbro are fucking bitches for not shipping overseas.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/11(Thu)23:49 No.14909548
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    Holy shit

    That's awesome
    >> Anonymous 05/12/11(Thu)23:49 No.14909555
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    Having one of these and one of the longswords(the bigger ones) makes me feel like an assault marine since the sword looks really close to a powersword imo.

    These new dart taq pistols scream Tau to me.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/11(Thu)23:54 No.14909596
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    >> Anonymous 05/12/11(Thu)23:54 No.14909599
    Yeah, the best part is that he did the gloating because I had talked to him the previous week and said never to gloat before you kill someone cause it gets you killed.

    Apparently he tried to prove me wrong.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/11(Thu)23:55 No.14909614

    Fucking owned, chap.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/11(Thu)23:58 No.14909647
    I still know the guy, play DnD with him along with the captain who saved me. We had a smashing high school time.
    >> Anonymous 05/13/11(Fri)00:11 No.14909796
    Does anyone else think an IG styled team would be fun? Like throw down sandbags and vulcans everywhere, have 10-20 people holding the line, captains could be commissars.
    >> Anonymous 05/13/11(Fri)00:18 No.14909870
    Fuck yes!
    >> Anonymous 05/13/11(Fri)00:18 No.14909872

    That's how every game of HVZ I have ever been in turned out, right down to executing cowards.
    >> Anonymous 05/13/11(Fri)00:22 No.14909934
    I just want an excuse to scream "VICTORY OR DEATH" and yell about heretics and xenos without looking completely insane. Also, dat hat.
    >> Anonymous 05/13/11(Fri)00:23 No.14909951

    >> Anonymous 05/13/11(Fri)00:24 No.14909963
    >> Anonymous 05/13/11(Fri)00:25 No.14909971
    This would be a great idea if you had 100 men fighting.

    I would love to see this.
    >> Anonymous 05/13/11(Fri)00:25 No.14909973
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    I'd probably get tossed out for showing up with a fully structured, monster hunter-grade boffer weapon.

    Probably a gunlance, complete with shield. World's End related.
    >> Anonymous 05/13/11(Fri)00:25 No.14909976

    I'd end up getting shot from laughing so hard at that.

    That or be the one acting like that.
    >> Anonymous 05/13/11(Fri)00:25 No.14909982
    >> Anonymous 05/13/11(Fri)00:27 No.14910001

    This is allowed only if some of the zombies start attacking their own team while shouting "EVEN IN DEATH, I STILL SERVE".
    >> Anonymous 05/13/11(Fri)00:27 No.14910006
    >> Anonymous 05/13/11(Fri)00:28 No.14910020
    Summarily executed guardsman are fitted with these
    and given voice changers.
    >> Anonymous 05/13/11(Fri)00:29 No.14910031
    >>ITT neckbeards take over a HvZ college game with a regiment of guardsmen, only half of which survive to reach the zombies.
    >> Anonymous 05/13/11(Fri)00:30 No.14910045
    >> Anonymous 05/13/11(Fri)00:32 No.14910066
    If a commissars was executing people while this was going on I would stand up and charge with my nerf bayonet.
    >> Anonymous 05/13/11(Fri)00:32 No.14910068
    ... if you put a shortmag on a stampede and took of the grip it would look quite alot like a lasgun....
    >> Anonymous 05/13/11(Fri)00:32 No.14910072
    >Alpha Trooper
    Aw, I love that one so much. I mean... It -shouldn't- be my favorite. But... It totally is.

    >Speedload 6
    Yeah, that's the -only- one of the new guns that I actually like. The rest just... don't appeal. For some reason. Not as much as the N-Strike guns all did.
    >> Anonymous 05/13/11(Fri)00:33 No.14910081

    Shoot recently tagged humans to prevent them turning into zombies. *BLAM*

    Double effective.
    >> Anonymous 05/13/11(Fri)00:33 No.14910084
    Nerf sword+recon=bolt pistol and power sword. ZOMBIE BLOOD FOR THE ZOMBIE BLOOD GOD.
    >> Glutton 05/13/11(Fri)00:35 No.14910105

    >I will do anything to win, /tg/. I would sell my mother into slavery and shoot my best friend's dog to moderately improve my chances.

    You could show up with a gun, point it at the host, scream "GIVE ME THAT FUCKING BOLTER" and then walk away with it if you REALLY REALLY want it.
    >> Anonymous 05/13/11(Fri)00:38 No.14910141
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    I fucking love the barricade. Tho' seems almost like it would be cheating for HvZ
    >> Anonymous 05/13/11(Fri)00:57 No.14910352
    So damn noisy. I need to mod it to spin-up when the trigger is half-pulled. But I like to keep my guns "stock", so... Meh.

    I'd love to have two of them though. Because: Dual-wielding pistols. It's important.
    >> Anonymous 05/13/11(Fri)00:59 No.14910372
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    It was....too good..... It's a huge inspiration behind the mech campaign I'm working on. WHY GODS WHY?!
    >> Anonymous 05/13/11(Fri)01:05 No.14910429
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    Here you go.
    >> Anonymous 05/13/11(Fri)01:23 No.14910591
    I'm not overly familiar with the HvZ rules, but I do LARP with nerf guns and boffer weapons, so I would like to offer the following advice. If it's allowed to put the Raider drum in another gun, do so. Reloading during a fight without having someone to cover you will get you killed, and six shots doesn't always cut it. While the Raider's slam-fire is great, the ranges are pretty bad and the accuracy is garbage. There are a lot of Longshot mods online that you can use, but there are two problems. First, you have to find a Longshot. Second, the Longshot is awful if you haven't modded the internals. It jams up, chews darts, and wastes air pressure. And if you mod it, be careful and reinforce it. The best mods for distance and accuracy will break the internals. Then there's the issue of cutting/filing brass tubing. If you have the time and money, then by all means, get your hands on a Longshot. If not, get a Stampede. Get at least two Raider drums. I know that some Toys R Us stores sell a Raider that comes with two drums. Get a pack of extra darts while you're there. You WILL lose some. Get the bandolier (or make one with a luggage strap) to steady your aim. Get a shotgun shell bag from Wal-Mart to store your extra drum, ammo, and a sidearm (preferably a Barricade).

    This also needs to be said: get two boffer weapons, or the sword/board combo. Your weapon will fuck up at an inopportune time. Jams can't be cleared and batteries can't be replaced in combat.

    If there is any night-time combat going on, get dark grey clothing. It blends in much better with the shadows than black. Make use of all the cover you can. Move quickly and quietly. Learn to serpentine. And if you smoke, realize that there's a time and a place. Hell, switch to snus for the weekend if you can.

    Finally and most importantly: when you win, /tg/ had damn well better see a picture of you holding this thing in a Commissar outfit.
    >> Anonymous 05/13/11(Fri)03:35 No.14911766
    >> Anonymous 05/13/11(Fri)12:17 No.14914743
    I'm fond of bungee-cord crossbows. Fire the standard arrows the Big Bad Bow nerf launcher uses, only they launch them far, far further.

    I've had one of those and it made for wonderful sniping of groups. Not a high rate of fire, but with range and accuracy, you can often pepper a zombie group with range and impunity.
    >> Anonymous 05/13/11(Fri)13:11 No.14915141
    I love this thread.
    >> Anonymous 05/13/11(Fri)13:33 No.14915335

    Surgical tubing is way better for that. I've made an arsenal of crossbows out of 2x4's and surgical tubing, and all of them shoot at least 70 feet.
    >> Anonymous 05/13/11(Fri)13:42 No.14915409
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    The only thing about surgical tubing is that it dries out over time. Bungee cords can get similar range and are much less prone to going *snap* at a bad time. But either is a decent choice, YMMV.
    >> Anonymous 05/13/11(Fri)13:46 No.14915457

    Real bowstrings will wear out like that too, so I just make sure I always have extras.
    >> Anonymous 05/13/11(Fri)19:53 No.14917807
    It doesn't seem like it would take too much work to change a game of Zombies Vs. Humans to Orks Vs. Guardsmen.
    >> Anonymous 05/13/11(Fri)20:10 No.14917888

    But then you're just playing airsoft with a theme.
    >> Anonymous 05/13/11(Fri)20:25 No.14917959
    And that's fundamentally different than ZvH how?
    >> Anonymous 05/14/11(Sat)00:43 No.14919516

    Zombies don't usually shoot back man.
    >> Anonymous 05/14/11(Sat)01:16 No.14919921
    Feral orks, choppy orks, kommando orks. All kinds of orks don't shoot back, or do it close range only, and those that do shoot aren't usually that accurate. It's workable.
    >> Anonymous 05/14/11(Sat)05:57 No.14922286
    Ooh this thread is still alive.
    >> Anonymous 05/14/11(Sat)12:27 No.14924462
    It most certainly is.

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