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    188 KB Anonymous 05/13/11(Fri)17:56 No.14917328  
    This is your BBEG.
    Please assume the position.
    >> Anonymous 05/13/11(Fri)17:57 No.14917336
    >> Anonymous 05/13/11(Fri)18:07 No.14917395
    How do magnets work?
    >> Anonymous 05/13/11(Fri)18:09 No.14917402
    Please, not now. Please.

    I...have a headache.
    That's right!
    Actually my whole body hurts!
    please don't touch me, i'm in a lot of hurt!
    >> Anonymous 05/13/11(Fri)18:25 No.14917465
    Fisto is programmed for your pleasure.
    >> Anonymous 05/14/11(Sat)00:53 No.14919625
    >> Anonymous 05/14/11(Sat)00:55 No.14919648
    Everybody loves FISTO.

    >> Aonymous 05/14/11(Sat)02:17 No.14920563
    Prepare your anus.
    >> Aonymous 05/14/11(Sat)04:18 No.14921553
    >> Anonymous 05/14/11(Sat)04:40 No.14921753
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    here have some FISTO dialog
    >> Anonymous 05/14/11(Sat)04:46 No.14921793
    I remember doing this quest thinking there'd be some female gynoid robot model, not realistic but at least store front plastic mannequin level. Nope. Generic securitron.

    Felt that was really, really, creepy.
    >> Anonymous 05/14/11(Sat)04:48 No.14921803
    I don't know about you, but I laughed my ass off.
    >> Anonymous 05/14/11(Sat)04:53 No.14921839
    >I remember doing this quest thinking there'd be some female gynoid robot model, not realistic but at least store front plastic mannequin level.
    Same here. Though it wasen't creepy for me but more like a what the fuck am I reading thing.
    >> Anonymous 05/14/11(Sat)10:03 No.14923527
    Hahaha oh wow.
    >> Anonymous 05/14/11(Sat)12:18 No.14924378
    >> Anonymous 05/14/11(Sat)12:21 No.14924402
    Never let him sneak attack you.
    >> Anonymous 05/14/11(Sat)12:23 No.14924429
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    >the BBEG is a rapist sex bot that paralyses people when he rapes them.

    >> Anonymous 05/14/11(Sat)12:25 No.14924443
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    Be gentle...
    >> Anonymous 05/14/11(Sat)12:27 No.14924466
    Fisto will haunt your dreams and violate your body.

    Please assume the position.
    >> Anonymous 05/14/11(Sat)12:30 No.14924494
    I really wonder why they put the 'upgrade' part in it when you select if that's all he got.

    >> Anonymous 05/14/11(Sat)12:37 No.14924551
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    Yes Man was remotely controlling Fisto the entire time.
    >> Anonymous 05/14/11(Sat)12:39 No.14924574
    consider: Fisto has stubo metal fingers

    him... doing stuff... to you - I can only imagine the rips and tears
    >> Anonymous 05/14/11(Sat)16:58 No.14926963
    the breathless anticipation of the garretts is what really pushed it over the edge for me.
    >> Anonymous 05/14/11(Sat)17:05 No.14927030
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    >people on /v/ talking about the Pimp Boy 3 Billion
    >HAHAHA you guys and your made-up items
    >playing New Vegas
    >I get it as a quest reward
    >> Anonymous 05/14/11(Sat)17:09 No.14927054
    the numbness will subside in several minutes
    >> Anonymous 05/15/11(Sun)00:04 No.14930467
    my body
    >> Aonymous 05/15/11(Sun)05:19 No.14933080
    Oh dear god.
    >> S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 05/15/11(Sun)05:20 No.14933088
    >> Paranoid_Shitcurity !VdBtdVaYDw 05/15/11(Sun)06:02 No.14933357
    Ok guys here’s the thing….. I think Fisto might actually be the BBEG in our game. We’re playing a fallout pnp set after the events of New Vegas and we all start in freeside doing some jobs for the inhabitants. Here is our party.

    Me: A weird cross between the team fortress 2 spy, demo man and engineer, basically I make my own bombs, sneak up on people and plant them in their shoes or something. You can guess the rest.
    We have a doctor biker type named Lenny. (Hasn’t really been healing but never the less kicks ass.)
    We had a guy who played a sneaky unarmed brawler. (Started as a sniper but remade his character later.)
    And finally this awesome man named big stinky, a dumb but nice mutant who liked to clobber stuff. (Why is it the strong dumb characters are always the best bros?)
    So we head over to Mick and Ralph who hate James for being a Robophile. They then pay us to install a custom ballistics arm onto fisto to which I agree. Stashing the arm into my backpack I then enter the bar with a fake moustache disguise and hire out Fisto for a few moments disabling him so I could get to work. After a while I finish and head down stairs. A blast is heard and James Garret’s ass has been blown apart by Fisto.

    To be continued.
    >> Paranoid_Shitcurity !VdBtdVaYDw 05/15/11(Sun)06:03 No.14933361

    Anyways after a while we’re hired by the surviving Garret Twin to fix Fisto as his arm has been well…. Mysteriously exploded. I agree due to the promise of caps and inspect the arm. Making a few repair checks Fisto tries to thank me the only way it knows how. Good thing my agility is 9! Diving out of the way I get my caps and run for it.

    Now at this point we were all laughing and making jokes and I somehow decided to blow up Fisto. Donning another disguise (This one involving a wig made of dead mole rat) I then hire Fisto out, disable him, attached a grenade to his arm and duck tap it in such a way that the next time Fisto ‘fisted’ someone his arm would explode once more.

    Leaving the bar another explosion is heard and a arm is seen flying out the window. Big stinky then takes the arm and tells us he’s going to put it on his bike when he gets one as a sort of lance. Every game after that it was heavily implied that Fisto was following us with eerie whispers of “Assume the position!” and that he was after me.

    Apparently Fisto had somehow been upgraded with better armour, a power fist and some sort of radar tracking device.
    All I know is….. I’m fucked if he catches me….. Good thing I have 9 agility.

    So any advice?
    >> Anonymous 05/15/11(Sun)06:03 No.14933366
    Is there a user manual?
    No... I guess I'll have to find out by trial and error...
    >> Anonymous 05/15/11(Sun)06:09 No.14933405
    Assume the position.
    >either infmrie
    You're heading to the infirmary either way.
    >> Paranoid_Shitcurity !VdBtdVaYDw 05/15/11(Sun)06:13 No.14933418

    Damnit I knew someone was gonna say something like that.
    I have a 9mm that I'm crap with and my only home made explosive is one of those toy dinosaur things you get from Novac.

    So many people keep falling for the
    'Oh is that a toy dino?' trick.
    But Fisto? How do I bring him down?
    >> Anonymous 05/15/11(Sun)06:26 No.14933498
    Try getting some pulse grenades
    >> Paranoid_Shitcurity !VdBtdVaYDw 05/15/11(Sun)06:35 No.14933549

    I would but I'm down to 29 caps or so and the GM likes making things expensive. A normal grenade costs 50-100 caps depending on how we barter.... then again no one in our group can barter, we're all made to either kill stuff or steal it..... Oh right silly me, I can steal it.
    >> Anonymous 05/15/11(Sun)06:35 No.14933552
    Obviously, you need to trap your ass somehow.
    >> Paranoid_Shitcurity !VdBtdVaYDw 05/15/11(Sun)06:38 No.14933576

    ...... that will be my last resort.
    >> Anonymous 05/15/11(Sun)08:54 No.14934268
    Shove a pulse grenade up your ass.
    >> Anonymous 05/15/11(Sun)08:55 No.14934272

    On the one hand, you now have cancer.

    On the other hand, this is Fallout, so it's not like cancer makes you weird.
    >> Anonymous 05/15/11(Sun)08:57 No.14934285
    >> Paranoid_Shitcurity !VdBtdVaYDw 05/15/11(Sun)09:42 No.14934518

    ....Damnit Tg on one hand I now hate you all on the other I still love you.

    All I can say is.... never change tg never change.
    Still wont help me survive but at least it'll be a good insult to a sex robot if it ever catches me.... seriously though I'm not gonna trap my ass, don't wanna describe to my GM how I'll do it and turn it into a game of Fatal.... instead I'll just trap my pants.

    Inb4 forgetting about the bombs when going to the toilet.
    >> Anonymous 05/15/11(Sun)09:44 No.14934531

    GM here...... sif turn to TG for advice.... When he finds you he is going to take you down....

    Your only hope are sand wizards.. if they even exist.
    >> Paranoid_Shitcurity !VdBtdVaYDw 05/15/11(Sun)09:44 No.14934532
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    Also here's my character. I'm gonna miss him when he dies, he was fun to play.
    That's a crate he's gonna trap, there's legion supplies in it. He doesn't like legion at all.
    >> Paranoid_Shitcurity !VdBtdVaYDw 05/15/11(Sun)09:47 No.14934546

    Also tg advice might not be helpful but I turn to it for the lols anyways :3
    >> Anonymous 05/15/11(Sun)09:47 No.14934549
    Needs to be screencapped for posterity
    >> Anonymous 05/15/11(Sun)09:49 No.14934557
    Roll for anal circumference.
    >> Paranoid_Shitcurity !VdBtdVaYDw 05/15/11(Sun)10:24 No.14934735

    If my Gm pulls that on me I'm just gonna go NOPE! and leave.
    >> Anonymous 05/15/11(Sun)10:29 No.14934760

    > I’m fucked if he catches me

    You have no idea how literal that statement is.
    >> Anonymous 05/15/11(Sun)11:13 No.14935028
    By gods.
    >> Magi 05/15/11(Sun)12:00 No.14935267
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    >> Anonymous 05/15/11(Sun)16:47 No.14937369
    >doing Powder Ganger questline
    >realize I can help the NCR by killing guys before the invasion

    Long story short I am now vilified by the Powder Gangers, but I lured them all into the main courtyard and killed most of them. Excited to see how I affect the quest.

    Still don't know how they learned I was the one sticking explosives to everyone, I was undetected the entire time.
    >> Anonymous 05/15/11(Sun)19:15 No.14938718


    The quest and ending is fucked, no matter what happens the game assumes the NCR fails to take back the prison

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