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    73 KB Anonymous 05/20/11(Fri)21:46 No.14996544  
    I need some archetypes for a character. You know, like "van Helsing vampire hunter" or "Jedi" or whatever. Just throw some ideas out there from anything and I'll see what appeals to me. Please?

    I offer in return the single worst thing ever crafted by man. Don't click the image if you're unprepared.
    >> Anonymous 05/20/11(Fri)21:48 No.14996558
    womanizing paladin
    >> Anonymous 05/20/11(Fri)21:49 No.14996563
    kobold Commando
    Snarky assasin
    Naive Hero
    Dead Hero
    Mary Sue
    >> Anonymous 05/20/11(Fri)21:49 No.14996564
    Monk with explosive fists. No, not a technique, his fists are litterally explosives.
    >> Anonymous 05/20/11(Fri)21:49 No.14996576
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    I've seen worse.

    Crabssassin. A crab that is an assassin. His only weakness is stealthy scissors. Also he wears a tuxedo.
    >> Anonymous 05/20/11(Fri)21:51 No.14996594
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    >> Skyfist 05/20/11(Fri)21:52 No.14996603
    orphaned hero
    repentant murderer (atone for your sins by helping old ladies across the street. or killing monsters. that works too)
    lovable rogue
    >> Anonymous 05/20/11(Fri)21:54 No.14996624
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    You are small-time.
    >> Anonymous 05/20/11(Fri)21:57 No.14996652
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    Here's a good start.
    >> Anonymous 05/20/11(Fri)21:58 No.14996666
    Extremely Devout [religious class]
    Fabulous Anyclass (Bard preferred)
    [Uncontrollable power class] That Accidentally Killed Everyone He/She Ever Loved
    Emotionless Character
    Hotblooded Fool
    Vengeful Magnificent Bastard Whose Parents Are Dead (Batman)
    Character Placed In Responsibility He Doesn't Feel Prepared For
    Misfit In His Society Until He Becomes an Adventurer
    >> Skyfist 05/20/11(Fri)21:58 No.14996668
    How many people 'happen' to roll 18?
    >> Anonymous 05/20/11(Fri)22:00 No.14996685
    Alcoholic byronic hero.
    Hyperactive gunslinger.
    >> Anonymous 05/20/11(Fri)22:00 No.14996690
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    Here's some more good stereotypes.
    >> Anonymous 05/20/11(Fri)22:00 No.14996700
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    I don't have any interesting archetypes to add so here's some more rage material.
    >> Anonymous 05/20/11(Fri)22:02 No.14996721
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    Here's a collection of character ideas that aren't stereotypes but are so awesome that they totally should be.
    >> Anonymous 05/20/11(Fri)22:03 No.14996723
    This is the only part that angered me.
    >> Anonymous 05/20/11(Fri)22:05 No.14996749

    >However, she is always nude
    >Image to the left is wearing lingerie

    Haha, no.
    >> Anonymous 05/20/11(Fri)22:06 No.14996751
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    Holy shit... I've never had a rage folder before but I think I'll start one for OP's pic and this one.
    >> Anonymous 05/20/11(Fri)22:08 No.14996764
    >A human paladin on a BMX
    >> Anonymous 05/20/11(Fri)22:08 No.14996767
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    Did somebody say rage image general?
    >> Skyfist 05/20/11(Fri)22:08 No.14996771
    >> Anonymous 05/20/11(Fri)22:09 No.14996777
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    This one is a /tg/ favorite.

    Even if it is pretty obvious trolling.
    >> Thatassholewritefag !!BWiOoj5xMLt 05/20/11(Fri)22:10 No.14996786
    :l... :/ .... :[... D:... D:<....
    >> Anonymous 05/20/11(Fri)22:17 No.14996835
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    I'm raging, not because of anything in this thread, but because I can't find that fucking image of the wives talking about how they could best screw their husbands out of their money.

    Image is so fucking related it's not even funny.
    >> Anonymous 05/20/11(Fri)22:17 No.14996842
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    More rage, perhaps.
    >> Anonymous 05/20/11(Fri)22:19 No.14996855
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    I think I have that one. Hold on, looking.
    >> Anonymous 05/20/11(Fri)22:19 No.14996861
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    Somewhat similar to OP's post.
    >> Anonymous 05/20/11(Fri)22:20 No.14996871
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    >> Anonymous 05/20/11(Fri)22:22 No.14996884
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    >> Anonymous 05/20/11(Fri)22:23 No.14996890

    >emotional rape
    >can I get his inheritance after we're separated?
    >because life is haaaard boohoo :(

    I want to punch through the fabric of space and time and give the mothers of everyone posting in that image an abortion.
    >> Anonymous 05/20/11(Fri)22:23 No.14996892
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    >> Anonymous 05/20/11(Fri)22:23 No.14996893
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    Thank you. take this /fit/ related rage image in return
    >> Anonymous 05/20/11(Fri)22:23 No.14996895
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    >> Anonymous 05/20/11(Fri)22:27 No.14996921
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    This is my favorite, whenever I need to be reminded why I hate 50% of the human race.
    >> Anonymous 05/20/11(Fri)22:28 No.14996931
    >implying that guy is wrong

    Respond to those claims, because from here they seem pretty legit.
    >> Anonymous 05/20/11(Fri)22:30 No.14996948
    Oh, I really have no allegiance towards either card game myself. It just always seems to spark arguments between butthurt people that can't see both are objectively good and bad in their own ways.
    >> Anonymous 05/20/11(Fri)22:33 No.14996970

    Well, I just found a card of mine from each game and did some measurements and quick math.

    The Yu-Gi-Oh art covers approximately 40% of the card surface, where a MTG card's art covers about 42%.

    It's a moot point, but yeah he's totally wrong there.
    >> Anonymous 05/20/11(Fri)22:34 No.14996973
    >> Anonymous 05/20/11(Fri)22:34 No.14996977
    The real joke is the idea of playing TCGs to begin with.
    >> Anonymous 05/20/11(Fri)22:34 No.14996980

    Dashing dilettante duelist searching for excitement (and possibly, a real goal in life) in order to stave off ennui.
    Rugged mercenary pikeman looking for one last job to secure his future.
    Conscript on the run for fragging his captain and deserting.
    Former commoner and victim of a Greek tragedy; a man with nothing to lose.
    Reckless, amoral wizard obsessed with arcane knowledge.
    Sorcerer determined to use his gift for good purposes, constantly struggling with the selfish nature of his personality.
    Martial artist or gish-type swordsman seeking to write the ultimate word in melee combat.
    >> Anonymous 05/20/11(Fri)22:42 No.14997008
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    >> Anonymous 05/20/11(Fri)22:42 No.14997011
    Don't know much about the cost of the games, so i can't really go into that, but the second point he brings up is laughable. Yu-gi-oh has had a fuck ton of game breakers and cards that get banned shortly after their release.

    Yu-gi-oh has no BS rulings that you have to look up online? How the fuck would a new player now that having two command knights on the field stops an opponent from attacking your life points, but having a legendary fisherman with yumi doesn't? How about how command knight and legendary fisherman with umi has the same effect as two command knights?
    >> Anonymous 05/20/11(Fri)22:44 No.14997036

    sorry to be dense, but what's rage inducing about this?
    >> Anonymous 05/20/11(Fri)22:44 No.14997047
    Can I has more raege please?
    >> Anonymous 05/20/11(Fri)22:46 No.14997056
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    Out of rage, have some derp.
    >> Anonymous 05/20/11(Fri)22:46 No.14997064
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    >> Anonymous 05/20/11(Fri)22:47 No.14997068
    >>building a decent/strategic YGO deck
    >>sugesting Blue Eyes White Dragon
    >> Anonymous 05/20/11(Fri)22:47 No.14997074
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    Ooh, I have quite a few horrible original characters.
    >> Anonymous 05/20/11(Fri)22:49 No.14997087

    Oh yes, please more.
    >> Anonymous 05/20/11(Fri)22:50 No.14997092
    >Fat family lives off of disability they get from being fat
    >Someone saying the squat is overrated
    >many images of overweight people trying to be accepted, while ignoring that they are at an unhealthy weight

    Not too sure why the hipsters are on a /fit/ related rage image, but I guess they hate hipsters just like every other board.
    >> S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 05/20/11(Fri)22:50 No.14997093
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    >> Anonymous 05/20/11(Fri)22:51 No.14997105
    That one is confirmed to be a troll.
    >> Anonymous 05/20/11(Fri)22:52 No.14997114
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    >> S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 05/20/11(Fri)22:52 No.14997116
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    >> Anonymous 05/20/11(Fri)22:53 No.14997121

    >Likes Nazi Germany
    >Hates Adolf Hitler

    >> S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 05/20/11(Fri)22:54 No.14997129
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    >> S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 05/20/11(Fri)22:55 No.14997134
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    >> Anonymous 05/20/11(Fri)22:55 No.14997136
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    >> Anonymous 05/20/11(Fri)22:56 No.14997142
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    >> Anonymous 05/20/11(Fri)22:56 No.14997147
    >> Anonymous 05/20/11(Fri)22:57 No.14997149
    Maybe he liked their uniforms, but didn't like what came with them?
    >> S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 05/20/11(Fri)22:57 No.14997154
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    >> Anonymous 05/20/11(Fri)22:59 No.14997165
    I need to stop clicking the images before reading the text. I was entirely unprepared, and though I only read half of it, I have already been overwhelmed by the urge to slaughter something small and innocent.

    brb finding puppy
    >> Anonymous 05/20/11(Fri)22:59 No.14997168
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    Hahaha, she mad.
    >> S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 05/20/11(Fri)22:59 No.14997174
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    >> Anonymous 05/20/11(Fri)23:00 No.14997179

    Oh god, bitingbeaver. God damn you, S.T.A.L.K.E.R., my body was not ready for her.
    >> Anonymous 05/20/11(Fri)23:00 No.14997180
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    >"But I notice that I am not on his hate list, Herr Anon. "
    >> S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 05/20/11(Fri)23:00 No.14997183
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    >> Alpharius 05/20/11(Fri)23:01 No.14997192
    That is the most blatantly fake thing ever.
    >> S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 05/20/11(Fri)23:02 No.14997201
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    >> Anonymous 05/20/11(Fri)23:02 No.14997202
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    At first that's what I thought but then I noticed it was posted on Gaia.
    >> S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 05/20/11(Fri)23:03 No.14997210
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    >> Anonymous 05/20/11(Fri)23:04 No.14997214
    >No cornflakes

    >> Johnny Ridden !tyRw75WsKs 05/20/11(Fri)23:04 No.14997216
    >anime is for adults and mature people
    stopped right there.

    No way this is legit, has to be a troll
    >> Anonymous 05/20/11(Fri)23:04 No.14997225
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    Not too sure if this counts as rage, it makes me laugh.
    >> Anonymous 05/20/11(Fri)23:05 No.14997229
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    Life would be so much better if we just banned Gaia users. I mean, if we actually banned them from the internet entirely and forced them to wear giant signs extolling their retardation.
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!J5+vjygjQuK 05/20/11(Fri)23:05 No.14997232
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    >No cornflakes
    >> Anonymous 05/20/11(Fri)23:08 No.14997244
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    >> Anonymous 05/20/11(Fri)23:08 No.14997249
    Sexy fighter that has little to no sex drive
    >> Anonymous 05/20/11(Fri)23:08 No.14997252
    That might have been someone trolling an emo board with a caricature of them.
    >> Anonymous 05/20/11(Fri)23:09 No.14997255
    >> Anonymous 05/20/11(Fri)23:09 No.14997256
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    >No cornflakes
    >> Anonymous 05/20/11(Fri)23:09 No.14997258
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    Are you a Rape Supporter?
    ...stupid question, of course you are.
    Find out why here.
    >> S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 05/20/11(Fri)23:09 No.14997264
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    >> S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 05/20/11(Fri)23:10 No.14997277
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    >> Anonymous 05/20/11(Fri)23:10 No.14997282
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    >No Cornflakes
    >> Anonymous 05/20/11(Fri)23:10 No.14997283
    the guy as some points
    >> Anonymous 05/20/11(Fri)23:10 No.14997284
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    >> Anonymous 05/20/11(Fri)23:11 No.14997288
    I remember this list when the warrior girl was a no sex at all option and would never love the MC and the list ended at the cat girl.
    >> S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 05/20/11(Fri)23:11 No.14997295
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    >> Anonymous 05/20/11(Fri)23:12 No.14997310
    >> Anonymous 05/20/11(Fri)23:13 No.14997312

    >MFW The last guy is basically Iroh.
    >> Anonymous 05/20/11(Fri)23:13 No.14997313
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    >> no cornflakes
    >> Anonymous 05/20/11(Fri)23:13 No.14997318
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    Here's a Parasect giving advice.
    >> Anonymous 05/20/11(Fri)23:14 No.14997322

    Just to make sure I understand this pic, was Twilight required reading for some college course?
    >> Anonymous 05/20/11(Fri)23:15 No.14997338
    That's what it looks like.
    >> Anonymous 05/20/11(Fri)23:15 No.14997344

    >> S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 05/20/11(Fri)23:16 No.14997354
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    >> Goddamn Godzilla 05/20/11(Fri)23:18 No.14997370
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    >No Cornflakes
    >> S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 05/20/11(Fri)23:18 No.14997373
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    >> Anonymous 05/20/11(Fri)23:18 No.14997376

    >> Alpharius 05/20/11(Fri)23:19 No.14997388
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    >No Cornflakes.
    >> Anonymous 05/20/11(Fri)23:20 No.14997390
    that made me lol
    >> Anonymous 05/20/11(Fri)23:20 No.14997394
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    >No cornflakes
    >> S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 05/20/11(Fri)23:21 No.14997399
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    >> Anonymous 05/20/11(Fri)23:21 No.14997403
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    >No Cornflakes
    Fuck. I actually feel her(?) pain on this one.
    >> Anonymous 05/20/11(Fri)23:23 No.14997407
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    >> no cornflakes
    >> Anonymous 05/20/11(Fri)23:23 No.14997408
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    i will add this... rage with satisfaction at the end.
    >> Anonymous 05/20/11(Fri)23:26 No.14997426
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    >no cornflakes
    >> Anonymous 05/20/11(Fri)23:26 No.14997432
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    >No Khorneflakes
    >> Anonymous 05/20/11(Fri)23:30 No.14997473
    >no cornflakes

    But seriously, I think that guy is lampooning them.
    >> Technomancer 05/20/11(Fri)23:32 No.14997484
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    I had to draw a reaction pic just for this
    >> Anonymous 05/20/11(Fri)23:32 No.14997486
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    >no cornflakes
    >> S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 05/20/11(Fri)23:33 No.14997497
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    >> Anonymous 05/20/11(Fri)23:33 No.14997498
    You have got to be shitting me.
    >> S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 05/20/11(Fri)23:36 No.14997522
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    >> S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 05/20/11(Fri)23:36 No.14997529
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    >> Anonymous 05/20/11(Fri)23:37 No.14997531
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    >mfw I thought this was going to end with the Bard either getting raped to death by some tribe of female warriors, or with her finally trusting the party and then getting raped by them.
    >> Mr. Pinstripe Suit 05/20/11(Fri)23:37 No.14997536
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    >my exact reaction and face to pretty much all of these
    These especially.
    >> Anonymous 05/20/11(Fri)23:37 No.14997542
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    Oh God Yes.

    But in topic, the wise mentor is a fun archetype.
    >> Anonymous 05/20/11(Fri)23:39 No.14997556
    Get out of here STALKER.
    >> S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 05/20/11(Fri)23:39 No.14997558
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    >> Anonymous 05/20/11(Fri)23:39 No.14997565
    Can't wait to troll my children this hard.

    Damn, that's good stuff.
    >> Anonymous 05/20/11(Fri)23:40 No.14997570
    Wait, what?
    >> Anonymous 05/20/11(Fri)23:41 No.14997586
    >do not redistribute
    Sir, you've broken the law.
    >> Alpharius 05/20/11(Fri)23:45 No.14997626
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    That assigned reading one is real, but only because the professor assigning it was giving it as an example of exactly what not to do.

    /tg/ went all internet detective and figured that out a few months back.

    Anyway, here's something relevant to the thread. STALKER, one of these days you're gonna have to zip and upload your RAGE folder.
    >> Anonymous 05/20/11(Fri)23:45 No.14997627
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    >> Anonymous 05/21/11(Sat)00:13 No.14997641
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    If anyone ever says anything like this to my face, I will kill them. Not joking.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/11(Sat)00:13 No.14997642
    Am I supposed to rage that he's a pariah, or am I supposed to rage that he accidentially time travelled? Or is it just the crappy drawing?
    >> Anonymous 05/21/11(Sat)00:14 No.14997646
    Why are there so many posts in this thread when like all of the content is the same shit that /tg/ posts all the time?

    I better not find any of you fucks making a "you hate fun" argument in another thread.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/11(Sat)00:15 No.14997651
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    Oh god, please post the other ones of this. Shit's hilarious.

    Have some anti-rage while you wait.
    Guaranteed to brighten your day.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/11(Sat)00:24 No.14997684
    This man is a hero.
    >> Alpharius 05/21/11(Sat)00:27 No.14997707
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    Sorry for the delay. 4chan spazzed out on me for a while there.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/11(Sat)00:29 No.14997733

    That's not rage
    >> Anonymous 05/21/11(Sat)00:30 No.14997737


    You think?
    >> S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 05/21/11(Sat)00:31 No.14997742
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    >> Alpharius 05/21/11(Sat)00:32 No.14997757
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    I think a /co/ drawfag drew this, ahem, 'rebuttal' a while back, although I'm not really sure.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/11(Sat)00:33 No.14997769
    Posting went down for a while and... I'm all raged out. At first they hurt but now... I'm just sorta numb. There are stupid people saying stupid things but whatever man, let them be stupid.

    /tg/, you de-raged me.
    >> Alpharius 05/21/11(Sat)00:35 No.14997778

    It's really hard to actually rage at Gaia kids unless it's something really beyond the pale. I mean, they're just idiot kids, and hopefully most of 'em will grow out of it and look back on their Gaia days with shame and embarrassment. If I wasted my time raging every time a kid said something dumb I'd have died of a heart attack years ago.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/11(Sat)00:35 No.14997782
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    This one sparked a thread all its own a short while ago.
    >> S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 05/21/11(Sat)00:35 No.14997785
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    >> Anonymous 05/21/11(Sat)00:36 No.14997792
    Holy fucking shit that is awesome.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/11(Sat)00:37 No.14997804
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    hahaha, c'mon, that guy is obviously kidding.

    Here have some wat more /tg/-related.
    >> Alpharius 05/21/11(Sat)00:37 No.14997806

    At least four all dedicated to raging over Fox New's treatment of Mr. Rogers. He's the closest thing we've had to a modern-day saint and basically all of /tg/ reveres the man, so of course we're gonna get pissed off.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/11(Sat)00:38 No.14997809
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    >my face when this thread
    >> Anonymous 05/21/11(Sat)00:39 No.14997814
    I loved those books!
    >> Anonymous 05/21/11(Sat)00:39 No.14997816
    >all of /tg/ reveres the man
    You mean all Americans on /tg/

    I don't even know about him till I found /tg/
    >> S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 05/21/11(Sat)00:39 No.14997821
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    >> Anonymous 05/21/11(Sat)00:40 No.14997827
    You mean the American portion. Across the pond they've never heard of him. Only here on American public broadcasting.
    >> S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 05/21/11(Sat)00:40 No.14997838
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    >> S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 05/21/11(Sat)00:41 No.14997840
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    >> Anonymous 05/21/11(Sat)00:42 No.14997850
    I don't see what so rage worthy abou...
    >And then I saw it
    Meh, still don't see any rage. Maybe others will.
    >> Alpharius 05/21/11(Sat)00:42 No.14997854
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    Like I said, all of /tg/ reveres the man.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/11(Sat)00:43 No.14997858
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    What in god's name is that?
    >> S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 05/21/11(Sat)00:43 No.14997859
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    >> Alpharius 05/21/11(Sat)00:43 No.14997861
    That was the "Morning Morons" the absolute worst part of Fox because they are supposed to be anchors not commentators or pundits yet they act just as pundity as the prime time people, and they are just a *Whole Lot Dumber.*

    I swear to god I am so glad I wake up later than their show these days.

    Rogers didn't build the entitlement complex, a few people who took his message waaaaayyyy yo far did.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/11(Sat)00:43 No.14997866
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    >> Anonymous 05/21/11(Sat)00:44 No.14997872

    Point it out to me?

    I raged because Nurutu. If there's something else in there I could go for a second helping of rage.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/11(Sat)00:44 No.14997873
    You missed the Asians.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/11(Sat)00:45 No.14997882
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    This is one of the few that have ACTUALLY made gotten me mad.
    >> S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 05/21/11(Sat)00:45 No.14997883
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    >> Sweet Soul Bro !!H5XdMKmBv5G 05/21/11(Sat)00:46 No.14997889

    You don't fuck with Mr. Rodgers. That's not cool.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/11(Sat)00:46 No.14997890
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    Did someone besmirch the honored and reputable name of FOX News?

    I dare you to find one rage-worthy thing about this montage of quality newscasting.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/11(Sat)00:46 No.14997895

    I've read this before and it destroys me inside.
    >> S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 05/21/11(Sat)00:46 No.14997899
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    >> S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 05/21/11(Sat)00:47 No.14997903
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    >> Alpharius 05/21/11(Sat)00:48 No.14997909

    I used to actually have it saved on my harddrive.

    I just. I just couldn't keep it. Every time I accidentally opened it I went "Fuck. Day ruined." and felt awful for the rest of the day. There's just that petty, personal cruelty for no purpose but the joy of inflicting pain.
    >> S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 05/21/11(Sat)00:48 No.14997910
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    >> Alpharius 05/21/11(Sat)00:49 No.14997913
    >Tang bomb.
    Oh dear gods the terrorists have discovered how to realize that NGE ending.

    That said most of those blurbs *ARE* quotes, but fox seems to insist on not including quote marks.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/11(Sat)00:50 No.14997921
    Eh, it didn't really bother me.
    >> Sweet Soul Bro !!H5XdMKmBv5G 05/21/11(Sat)00:50 No.14997923
    All of my hate.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/11(Sat)00:50 No.14997928
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    >> Sweet Soul Bro !!H5XdMKmBv5G 05/21/11(Sat)00:51 No.14997932
    You sir, have a heart of stone.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/11(Sat)00:51 No.14997935
    >> S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 05/21/11(Sat)00:52 No.14997938
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    >> S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 05/21/11(Sat)00:53 No.14997944
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    >> S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 05/21/11(Sat)00:54 No.14997958
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    >> Anonymous 05/21/11(Sat)00:55 No.14997959

    Oh lord. Isn't that the tripfaggot who's been ruining /x/ for years now?
    >> Anonymous 05/21/11(Sat)00:55 No.14997963
    I don't, actually. I just didn't find that particularly rage-inducing.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/11(Sat)00:55 No.14997965
    I think the Japanese part has something to do with asking where the toilets are, iunno, I just know the kids trolling.
    >> Sweet Soul Bro !!H5XdMKmBv5G 05/21/11(Sat)00:55 No.14997966
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    >I'm more than a tripfag, I'm a tripgoddess
    I laughed. Hard.

    Picture related.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/11(Sat)00:57 No.14997977
    Ok, THIS one makes me want to end humanity...
    >> Anonymous 05/21/11(Sat)00:57 No.14997980
    Look at how fucking classy Eric Hernandez is. He doesn't need to say anything. He just works the old Hernandez charm. He doesn't need to thank anyone, or wish anyone good luck. You know why? Because Eric Hernandez makes his own luck.
    >> Alpharius 05/21/11(Sat)00:57 No.14997981

    I don't immediately see what's so rage-inducing about this one.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/11(Sat)00:58 No.14997988

    By high school graduation a majority of those students couldn't form proper sentences.
    >> Servant of the Emperor 05/21/11(Sat)00:59 No.14997991
    Oh God Stalker! Why do you have these images which are steadily crushing my faith in humanity!
    >> Anonymous 05/21/11(Sat)00:59 No.14997994
    THEY CAPITALIZED e.e. cummings
    >> Alpharius 05/21/11(Sat)01:00 No.14998003
    That's not rage-inducing. That's just the continuation of a numb realization that education in this country sucks donkey-balls and there's nothing I can do to change it.

    Fair point.
    >> Sweet Soul Bro !!H5XdMKmBv5G 05/21/11(Sat)01:01 No.14998008
    Like this one...
    >Chris Hernandez
    >Who did I do this for, hey, me or you
    >> S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 05/21/11(Sat)01:01 No.14998011
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    >> S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 05/21/11(Sat)01:02 No.14998018
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    >> Anonymous 05/21/11(Sat)01:02 No.14998021
    >I think the Japanese part has something to do with asking where the toilets are
    It does, but it's no surprise he got it wrong.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/11(Sat)01:03 No.14998025
    Man, you know those two old people married so they wouldn't die alone.
    >> Alpharius 05/21/11(Sat)01:04 No.14998029

    See, I don't really mind this one. The couple looks like they're having a blast, they probably think that the furries are just mascots or something, and no-one was really hurt. I just hope for their continued ignorance.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/11(Sat)01:05 No.14998038
    Woah.... what a monster... that seems like something to actually kill over.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/11(Sat)01:05 No.14998040
    Fuck the world.
    >> S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 05/21/11(Sat)01:05 No.14998042
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    >> Anonymous 05/21/11(Sat)01:06 No.14998053
    This flips so far over into the 'despicably evil and ignorant' territory that it comes right back round to being amusing. That sign may as well read 'why not tie damsels to railroad tracks'.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/11(Sat)01:06 No.14998054
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    God damnit, this one finally set off my rage meter.
    >> Lapland 05/21/11(Sat)01:07 No.14998066
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    >this entire thread

    My morale wasn't ready.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/11(Sat)01:07 No.14998070
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    >> S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 05/21/11(Sat)01:08 No.14998072
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    After this one I'm going post a few anti-rage then I'm off to play Daiteikoku.
    >> S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 05/21/11(Sat)01:09 No.14998089
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    Begin the Anti-rage.
    >> Alpharius 05/21/11(Sat)01:09 No.14998090

    Well, why not? How about you and me go get drunk, kidnap a few damnsels, and then tie them all to railroad tracks? Come on, it'll be a blast.
    >> S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 05/21/11(Sat)01:10 No.14998095
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    >> Sweet Soul Bro !!H5XdMKmBv5G 05/21/11(Sat)01:10 No.14998102
    It's phrases like these that start great campaigns.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/11(Sat)01:10 No.14998104
    >> Anonymous 05/21/11(Sat)01:10 No.14998106
    Seriously, he looks almost EXACTLY like her brother. He's done all sorts of faggy shit with his hair over the past couple years, same facial structure, even same expression. WHAT IN THE FUCK. If I find out that's him, I'm gonna kick his ass so hard...
    >> S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 05/21/11(Sat)01:11 No.14998109
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    >> Anonymous 05/21/11(Sat)01:11 No.14998112
    Dude got OWNED.
    >> Alpharius 05/21/11(Sat)01:11 No.14998115
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    Well, if we're on anti-rage now this one always makes me crack up. It's probably funnier if you live in Texas. Or maybe Canada.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/11(Sat)01:11 No.14998118
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    Kid got told.
    >> S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 05/21/11(Sat)01:12 No.14998124
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    >> S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 05/21/11(Sat)01:12 No.14998129
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    >> Sweet Soul Bro !!H5XdMKmBv5G 05/21/11(Sat)01:13 No.14998133

    That's fucking awesome.

    I can see a number of Southern States sending this out, though, including my own home state of Georgia.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/11(Sat)01:13 No.14998137
    That father is my hero.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/11(Sat)01:13 No.14998141
    As a Texan let me say this would not surprise me. I had to surround myself with hipster faggots in Austin to escape the rest of the state.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/11(Sat)01:13 No.14998142
    I can confirm that is hilarious even to a Britfag.
    >> S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 05/21/11(Sat)01:14 No.14998143
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    >> S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 05/21/11(Sat)01:14 No.14998150
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    >> Anonymous 05/21/11(Sat)01:15 No.14998152
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    This counts... Somehow...
    >> Alpharius 05/21/11(Sat)01:15 No.14998154
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    This is a screencap from another rage thread. Someone had posted that image with two really skinny white guys standing back to back with paired tattoos of furries in diapers playing with blocks.
    >> S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 05/21/11(Sat)01:16 No.14998165
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    >> Anonymous 05/21/11(Sat)01:16 No.14998166
    >It's probably funnier if you live in Texas
    Oh yes. Yes it is.

    So many people here would find that list terribly offensive.

    As fucked up as we are... we are still the best country on North America
    >> Anonymous 05/21/11(Sat)01:16 No.14998168
    >they live among us, they vote and they breed
    It might, if it wasn't /new/ shit.
    >> Alpharius 05/21/11(Sat)01:17 No.14998173

    There are some really nice touches, too. The Hoggs are actually a pretty wealthy and well-connected family in Texas, so seeing Randal Hogg as the signatory adds a bit of verisimilitude.
    >> S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 05/21/11(Sat)01:18 No.14998176
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    >> Anonymous 05/21/11(Sat)01:18 No.14998183
    Personally, I think the footnote is the crowning part.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/11(Sat)01:18 No.14998187
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    >> Alpharius 05/21/11(Sat)01:19 No.14998195
    There isn't a "Department od missing texans" to my knowledge but damn if it isn't funny "Posse to rescue you"
    >> S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 05/21/11(Sat)01:20 No.14998200
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    >> Anonymous 05/21/11(Sat)01:20 No.14998201
    I think the hillarious bit would be discovering the huge quantities of semen isn't coming from any of their students.
    >> Alpharius 05/21/11(Sat)01:20 No.14998207
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    All in all, it's a really well-constructed piece of satire. The use of the word "posse" is brilliant, and the "family will be unable to seek death penalty in event of your murder" is just an excellent line. And it's all building from an inherently funny premise.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/11(Sat)01:21 No.14998217
    What the hell is wrong with you? Texas has great barbeque and seafood, you can drink as much as you want with nobody giving a shit and firearms and explosive devices are par for the course.
    >> S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 05/21/11(Sat)01:21 No.14998219
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    >> Anonymous 05/21/11(Sat)01:22 No.14998223
    Oh god, never have I wanted a random stranger to be my friend more.
    >> Alpharius 05/21/11(Sat)01:23 No.14998236
    At "Bam! did you know how we accomplished that Trevor?" I started reading that in CAVE JOHNSON's voice.
    >> Sweet Soul Bro !!H5XdMKmBv5G 05/21/11(Sat)01:23 No.14998237
    Ahhh, racism.

    It's funny cause it's true.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/11(Sat)01:23 No.14998241
    I can do that while living somewhere where 99% of the population isn't fat, thinks Evolution is a lie, thinks Obama is some combination of Keyan/Socialist/Muslim/Vampire, puts beans in their chili, or some combination of the above.
    >> Sweet Soul Bro !!H5XdMKmBv5G 05/21/11(Sat)01:24 No.14998250
    >puts beans in their chili

    Out of all of that, that offended me the worst.
    >> S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 05/21/11(Sat)01:25 No.14998252
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    This one is my favorite.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/11(Sat)01:25 No.14998259
    But then it's not chili anymore.
    >> Alpharius 05/21/11(Sat)01:26 No.14998261

    It really depends on where you are. Dallas and Houston are a lot more conservative than Austin and San Antonio, for example.
    >> S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 05/21/11(Sat)01:26 No.14998269
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    And I'm off to rape the galaxy both literally and figuratively.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/11(Sat)01:28 No.14998278
    I've seen this image many times, and I always do a double take when I see the white Hernandez.

    dark, dark, dark, dark, dark, dark, white.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/11(Sat)01:28 No.14998282
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    This thread...
    >> Anonymous 05/21/11(Sat)01:28 No.14998286
    It isn't Chili without beans
    >> Anonymous 05/21/11(Sat)01:29 No.14998296
    I don't honestly get why that image is rageworthy. You've got fucking silent Hernandez, fat Hernandez with Astro Zombies lyrics as his yearbook message, some fucking weirdo weeaboo. It's perfect.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/11(Sat)01:30 No.14998301
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    >> Anonymous 05/21/11(Sat)01:31 No.14998306
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    >Guy lists mostly valid points about why living in Texas is Eh
    >Complains about beans in chili
    >Everyone fights the beans in chili comment

    This is why Texas is the best
    >> Anonymous 05/21/11(Sat)01:31 No.14998307
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    Can you tell me what's wrong with this picture, /tg/?
    >> Sweet Soul Bro !!H5XdMKmBv5G 05/21/11(Sat)01:31 No.14998309

    Alright, there are two kinds of Chili. Beanless Chili is chili used as a condoment, on hotdogs, and Chili with Beans is usually eaten as a meal, usually topped with red onions, sharp cheddar cheese, Sour cream, and chives(I like them.).

    So let's not have a chili edition war, gentlemen.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/11(Sat)01:31 No.14998311
    Head towards the coast, bro. The more inland you get, the more stereotypical Texans get. Most Texans are pretty chill (and more so towards the coastal regions), but you CAN run into concentrations of the fatass fundie birthers that mutilate the hell out of their "chili" pretty much anywhere. Occupational hazard.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/11(Sat)01:32 No.14998316

    I don't have an "I don't think so Tim" image large enough
    >> Anonymous 05/21/11(Sat)01:32 No.14998317
    Oh, also guys I just realised the Rapture was due an hour and a half ago. Can I get an update on how the Rapture is going down?
    >> Anonymous 05/21/11(Sat)01:33 No.14998319
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    >> Sweet Soul Bro !!H5XdMKmBv5G 05/21/11(Sat)01:33 No.14998323

    >Somewhere betweeen drunk and crazy.
    > Lil John's "We don't give a damn" Video

    Sound's about right.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/11(Sat)01:33 No.14998324
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    >> Anonymous 05/21/11(Sat)01:34 No.14998326
    I don't think it happens at midnight. American Dad had it happen in the middle of the day
    >> Alpharius 05/21/11(Sat)01:34 No.14998327

    Well, we're all still here so I assume the Rapture went on without a hitch.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/11(Sat)01:34 No.14998330
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    /fit/ loves this one.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/11(Sat)01:34 No.14998331
    Let's lower the DEFCON a bit.

    Ketchup on perfectly done steaks.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/11(Sat)01:35 No.14998335
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    >> Alpharius 05/21/11(Sat)01:35 No.14998337
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    I know that OP has left by this point, but the image is relevant nonetheless.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/11(Sat)01:35 No.14998339

    Trust me on this, I live in Mexicolorado.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/11(Sat)01:35 No.14998340
    I think he said it would start at 5AM GMT and then progress outwards.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/11(Sat)01:37 No.14998353
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    If you don't cringe when you read this, hello femanon.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/11(Sat)01:37 No.14998354
    What does God need with a Timezone?
    >> Sweet Soul Bro !!H5XdMKmBv5G 05/21/11(Sat)01:38 No.14998361
    >Someone who has old ideas about sex.

    I don't even think they were trying.
    >> Sweet Soul Bro !!H5XdMKmBv5G 05/21/11(Sat)01:39 No.14998371
    Bitter women exist. We know. We accept it.


    >> Anonymous 05/21/11(Sat)01:39 No.14998372
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    >> Anonymous 05/21/11(Sat)01:39 No.14998373
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    >> Alpharius 05/21/11(Sat)01:39 No.14998374
    ...why is it listed as a local business?
    >> Anonymous 05/21/11(Sat)01:40 No.14998377
    >> Sweet Soul Bro !!H5XdMKmBv5G 05/21/11(Sat)01:41 No.14998384
    >I'm going to change my name to Cockmongler C. Grinman
    So much why.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/11(Sat)01:41 No.14998388
    sW?hnivf;gb..lenlrjgb f
    Deep breath... Deeeeeep breaths....
    >> Anonymous 05/21/11(Sat)01:41 No.14998392
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    Did we move from rage to funny?
    >> Anonymous 05/21/11(Sat)01:41 No.14998393
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    When you see it...
    >> Anonymous 05/21/11(Sat)01:42 No.14998396
    And yet it's basically social Darwinism (which was widely believed in for a fairly long while) minus the racism.
    >> Sweet Soul Bro !!H5XdMKmBv5G 05/21/11(Sat)01:42 No.14998398
    Nope. That was me having a heart attack, from the pain.

    What man would have a fetish for having his most sensitive area of his body damage?

    It's like a fetish for gunshot wounds.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/11(Sat)01:43 No.14998405
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    Rage and hilarity in one convenient package.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/11(Sat)01:43 No.14998411
    I know a pretty horrible story about gunshot wounds and testicular punishment.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/11(Sat)01:44 No.14998414
    They probably have to use an entirely different mobo, and not use one of their pre-packaged models. I'm not saying it's not stupid, but I am saying it's not criminally so.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/11(Sat)01:44 No.14998415
    >local business

    I... what?
    >> Anonymous 05/21/11(Sat)01:44 No.14998416
    Masochist. You don't know much about fetish do you.
    >> Servant of the Emperor 05/21/11(Sat)01:44 No.14998420
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    >> Anonymous 05/21/11(Sat)01:45 No.14998428
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    >> Anonymous 05/21/11(Sat)01:45 No.14998429
    Are you seriously implying that social Darwinism is a legitimate interpretation of the evolutionary theory?
    >> Anonymous 05/21/11(Sat)01:46 No.14998433
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    >> Alpharius 05/21/11(Sat)01:46 No.14998436
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    What with all the rapture stuff apparently going on, this seems relevant.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/11(Sat)01:47 No.14998440
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    This is just too funny. Are there still people like this?
    >> Anonymous 05/21/11(Sat)01:49 No.14998457
    Should have made the image bigger for the cap
    >> Anonymous 05/21/11(Sat)01:49 No.14998461
    I believe you may have cross-posted, good sir.
    >> Sweet Soul Bro !!H5XdMKmBv5G 05/21/11(Sat)01:49 No.14998462
    >You don't know much about fetish do you.

    NOPE! I'm a student.

    ....don't start the rage again..
    >> Anonymous 05/21/11(Sat)01:49 No.14998463
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    >> Servant of the Emperor 05/21/11(Sat)01:49 No.14998464
    Im assuming that this was an attempt at making a thread. Delete this post when you can and try again if you'd like.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/11(Sat)01:50 No.14998474
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    >> Anonymous 05/21/11(Sat)01:51 No.14998479
    Isn't that from the old Landover Baptist forums?

    You know that's a joke, right? I'm still amazed by the number of butthurt atheists who get all pissed off at what is clearly and obviously a parody (which, incidentally, was made by two atheists).

    So, yeah, hard to get pissed at that one. Not like OP's, anyways.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/11(Sat)01:52 No.14998483
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    I don't remember where I saved this from
    >> Anonymous 05/21/11(Sat)01:52 No.14998484
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    Brace yourselves.
    Catholic school textbook scans incoming.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/11(Sat)01:52 No.14998485
    >> Anonymous 05/21/11(Sat)01:53 No.14998490
    >I'm a student.
    Man, you live an uncluttered life. I was aware of my two most prominent fetishes by the time I was about 14.
    >> Sweet Soul Bro !!H5XdMKmBv5G 05/21/11(Sat)01:53 No.14998494
    I would rage..

    ...if it were 1992. Fuck that. We got flash drives and shit.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/11(Sat)01:53 No.14998495
    whoops, image cap reached.

    At least there is still plenty of rage here.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/11(Sat)01:54 No.14998509
    I attended a Catholic school. They once told us 82% of women who had abortions later committed suicide. They also said condoms were actually only about 70% effective at preventing STDs.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/11(Sat)01:55 No.14998516
    That made me so angry that I had to hide your post. I mean, I'm not healthy (underweight, bad diet, little exercise), but fat people who harp on about "no time" or "don't judge me" infuriate me to no end.

    With almost no exception, it's something well within their control.
    >> Sweet Soul Bro !!H5XdMKmBv5G 05/21/11(Sat)01:56 No.14998518
    I have a few of my own(That i'm not going to get into, because they're mine. Go get your own), I just didn't know that getting your balls squeezed to a painful stupor fell under BDSM.
    >> Glassberg Never 05/21/11(Sat)01:57 No.14998525
    new thread? This isn't even remotely /tg/ related, but whatever
    >> Anonymous 05/21/11(Sat)01:58 No.14998535
    >They also said condoms were actually only about 70% effective at preventing STDs.

    Now this could be true if they were talking about lambskin.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/11(Sat)01:58 No.14998536
    no that's a gun

    Other than that I see no issues other than shit I don't know, which is presumaply local slang
    >> Anonymous 05/21/11(Sat)02:00 No.14998542
    It was just filled with lies. It wasn't a nun giving a talk, but a woman who did work at the local convent.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/11(Sat)02:00 No.14998543
    It's due at 6 PM. Get with it.
    >> Sweet Soul Bro !!H5XdMKmBv5G 05/21/11(Sat)02:01 No.14998557
    >I See no problem.

    Then allow me to show you...

    >A Positive world
    HA! No.

    >Football of Basketball

    >> Anonymous 05/21/11(Sat)02:01 No.14998560
    Why the fuck would you put ketchup on a steak if it's not a burned piece of trash?
    >> Sweet Soul Bro !!H5XdMKmBv5G 05/21/11(Sat)02:02 No.14998561
    Is that EST, or PST
    >> Anonymous 05/21/11(Sat)02:09 No.14998625
    Was this meant to be its own thread?
    >> Anonymous 05/21/11(Sat)02:10 No.14998643
    >> Anonymous 05/21/11(Sat)02:19 No.14998710
    If it makes anyone feel better, pretty all the women who responded to this post called the poster a despicable cunt.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/11(Sat)02:23 No.14998742
    That does make me feel better, actually.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/11(Sat)02:31 No.14998806
    While it sickens me that people like this exist, I am happy to know some had the common sense to realize she is, in fact, a bitch.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/11(Sat)02:55 No.14998978
    If /tg/ wants some rage, I could describe a person I went to school (before being removed for my developmental disorder) with and that is rage worthy.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/11(Sat)03:01 No.14999026
    Sure. School rage is always fun.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/11(Sat)03:22 No.14999148

    She is 26
    She is overweight
    She loves to wear tight clothes
    -said clothes have to be brand name (think Gucci purses, Ed Hardy, Chanel etc.)
    She loves to party and get smashed frequently calling her bf to go pick her up then proceeding to bitch him out for not getting there fast enough
    She is on the Atkins diet, but cheats and swears that the cheating could not possibly make her gain weight cause obviously donuts don't count.
    She is devout Christian to the point that she believes religion (well Christianity) should be taught in school
    She is married to someone other then her bf so that he could get into the country
    -her bf, I have met, he is an intelligent man by my standards, well read, up to date with current world affairs and generally cares for the human race, he also works exceptionally hard in a physical job (some form of masonry/construction)
    She frequently yells and belittles her bf
    -including making fun of him for his muslim beliefs especially the prayer mat
    -other reasons include not spending enough on her, or paying her new iphone's bill for her etc.
    She can and will undermine you if she disagrees
    -group project involving me, her, and 2 others, she fought with us the entire way because she didn't want to "work" on it together, and right at the end, she completely rewrote it before handing the final copy in so that it would be her way.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/11(Sat)03:23 No.14999151

    But that is not the worst. See, she qualifies for income assistance somehow for being ADHD, and Dyslexic (only minorly though, it exhibits itself as misspelling occasionally). Under this qualification the government gives her 800$ a month to live. Her worker, feels that because she is a woman, she needs more, so she gets an additional 150$. Furthermore, she went to an expensive private school, having its entire 13,000$ tuition and other expenses paid for by the government.

    She volunteers for the Girl Scouts, and by volunteers I mean she administers counselling which she is not qualified to do to a child who is on a strict Applied Behavioural Analysis program. I believe this contradicts what the child's shrink says because I know she was not included in the kids plan. In short she is undoing all of the shrinks work.

    But no, that is not the worst, see, she has just qualified to work with children of special needs (think autism or other). At a rate of 26.50$ minimum, per hour, on top of what she already gets paid for living expenses (quite frankly I don't see her as deserving that bullshit assistance).

    Another example of her bullshit is that she worked at a meat factory. Rather then work according to safety precautions, she ignored them, so she could "work faster" and get promoted. Upon promotion she hurt herself and had to be compensated. When her boss found out the truth, he got yelled at her. When this happened, she sued, got additional money, he lost his job, and got payment for emotional scarring or some bullshit because she couldn't "even walk near the building without having an anxiety attack" because of her boss.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/11(Sat)03:28 No.14999188
    >Ed Hardy
    faggot teen tier
    actually pretty decent

    >Atkins diet
    The evidence indicates that Atkins has either no effect or almost no effect.

    So what grade did you get on the final project?
    >> Anonymous 05/21/11(Sat)03:32 No.14999240
    Funny anecdote related to that last one: A friend of mine tripped over one of those concrete things they have at the end of parking spots. She didn't want to go for workman's comp, because it was her own fault and she just sprained her ankle and it wasn't even in the workplace it was in the parking lot. But her boss basically made her get it.
    >> Anonymous 05/21/11(Sat)03:37 No.14999269
    Wow, this thread helped me to accept the Nazis. And they killed my grandpa...
    >> Anonymous 05/21/11(Sat)03:38 No.14999274
    OP, you have fallen victim to the classic "post an image more interesting than your post" failure!

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