Who the fuck is that guy?

SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM

>>15013749
>Ascended to godhood.
He wrestles Kord and defeats him.
>Becomes chaotic good aligned good of manliness.
All his paladins are also wrestlers and pile drive evil doers.

>>15013749
God of slim jims, badassery, machomania, and answering questions in the affirmative.

OHH... YEAH...

Rangers that worship him have favored enemy: walls.

>>15013749
>All his paladins are also wrestlers and pile drive evil doers.

OOOOH YEAH!

>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBrRn_Veu_8

God of Coffee and the big time

>>15013773
No, that'd be Chris Jericho.

>>15013778
His temples are like wrestling rings. If you want a cleric of Macho man cast cure serious wounds to a member of your party, you have to wrestle him first.

Macho Man saved us all from the Rapture yesterday. Clearly his power is great. OHHHHH YEAH!

>>15013787
Did you not watch his commericals? The man destroys in a wall in like very single one.

>>15013806
I was making a joke, too. Chris Jericho's theme starts out with the line "break the walls down."

Macho Man Randy Savage.
Chaotic Good
God of Slim Jims, Beatdowns, Being a Bro, and Inspiration.
Symbol: A title belt and a pair of brightly colored extravagant sunglasses.
Favored Weapon: Grappling
Domains: Good, Strength, Glory

How to "be" the Macho Man...

>the look
The first and easiest step on your descent into Macho Madness is to emulate the appearance of Randy Savage. Most men in the field of professional wrestling define themselves through feats of strength, but Savage’s machismo comes from the subtle, perplexing atmosphere crafted by his futuristic space cowboy look. Seriously, would you mess with a guy who’s willing to dress like that and walk out in front of thousands of people on a nightly basis? That grimace is either a sign of confidence not seen since the likes of Napoleon himself or a man who has seen something so terrible, so mind shreddingly horrible, that it plunged him tassels first into the very heart of darkness.

>the voice
This may be the most difficult aspect to grasp, simply because his voice has the physical properties of sandpaper. If the sound of you speaking doesn’t naturally strip paint from nearby walls then you’re better off not attempting to emulate the sound of his voice as it may result in injury to yourself or a loved one. It doesn’t matter what you say so long as it makes sense to you and make liberal use of the word “yeah.” Your next step is to kick up the volume. Completely disregard the concept of an indoor voice. Your strong, bewildering words not only need to be heard, they need to serve as a fist that can strike the very balls of God.

>the elbow
We’ve already covered the senses of sight and hearing, let’s move on to touch. Specifically, you’re going to be touching people with your elbow, preferably while falling from a tremendous height.

As described by Miyamoto Musashi in his opus The Book of Five Rings, the elbow is your body’s natural equivalent to a gun. Mastering the art of the lethal elbow is a long and arduous task, but as you can see the results are well worth it.

>>15013829
When it was the end of times in an alternate prime material plane and the Tarrasque appeared roaring at the horizon, all the gods didn't anything for protect their mortal followers...except for Macho Man.
He descended from the heavens, pointed to the beast and then pile drive it into the core of the world. And then all the mortals who witnessed that incredible deed exclaimed at the unison:
OOh YEAH!

>no bulge
>lol the bearded lady

>>15013881
the Macho Man is so manly his testicles cannot be perceived by the minds of mortals.

He's gone to a better place. Wrestler heaven, where all the greatest wrestlers who have passed on do eternal battle*. Free from the constraints and frailties of the mortal body, they are able to pull of moves so epic God himself has worn an ass grove in his personal ring side seat.

* Except for Chris Benoit, who's only allowed to visit from hell on the first saturday of every month.

>>15013834
I...I think I love you.

>>15013881
>awesome photo depicting the macho man saving humanity
>immediately looks for dick

>>15013829
His Favored Weapon would be unarmed strike

>>15013904
>Except for Chris Benoit, who's only allowed to visit from hell on the first saturday of every month.

What about Thursdays? Because he hasn't been in wrestling hell on Thursday night either.

I'm picturing a paladin of Macho Man... his armor covered in tassels and sequins in garish patterns of fuschia and gold, his helm shaped like a cowboy hat, its visor a pair of flashy sunglasses, the shield on his left arm shaped like an Intercontinental Championship Belt, and, in place of a blessed sword or sacred hammer, his elbow is silver-plated.

GLORIOUS.

>>15013978

Paladins of Macho Man also gain free proficiency with steel chairs.

He will always be with us, he said so himself...

Soaring with the eagles and slithering with the snakes, I’ve been everywhere in between, I am your friend, I am the Macho Man Randy Savage. Speaking from the heart, it’s the Macho Man talking to you right now, let’s rock, dig it, dig it! Freak out, Freak out, oooooh yeah! This is the way it is and I will be there when it happens, the past the present and the future all in one time. We’re all gonna climb that mountain together and we are together forever, ooooh yeah!

Wherever you go, I will be with you, I’ll always be with you, YEAH! The moon, the stars, Venus, Pluto, Sat-turn, yeaaaaah, lookin’ down.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFSvYuqiPoI

My Roman Gladiator in 2ed was inspired by Macho Man. I called him Bonesaw, and he climbed onto a bar in a tavern and elbow dropped a man through a table.

>>15013978
drawfag needed.

Macho Man Randy Savage is a God-tier Bro. He sacrificed himself to prevent the Rapture.

>>15013904

In other words, Valhalla.

>>15014150
Okay, now I'm conflicted. At first I thought up the paladin of Macho Man >>15013978 but now I'm wanting to play a viking-style barbarian who worships Macho Man as some kinda war deity or something...

bump for OOOH YEAAHH!

>>15014186
Play both.
THE MACHO MAN IS A GREAT GOD, AND HIS WORSHIPPERS ARE MANY. CAN YOU HEAR THEM? CAN YOU HEAR THEIR CHEERS?

>>15014329
shit, I read that in his voice, and it was fucking beautiful.

WHEN I LOOK TO THE GODS ABOVE AND ASK FOR THEIR AID, THE WARRIORS FLOW INTO ME AND GUIDE MY HANDS TO VICTORY! MACHO MAN! YOU WILL NOT PASS THE FIRST TEST FROM THE GODS ABOVE AND YOU WILL CAST BELOW EVEN THE SKELETONS OF THE FALLEN WARRIORS WHO REFUSED TO ASCEND! YOU CANNOT RELINQUISH THAT WHICH YOU WERE NEVER GIVEN!!!

>>15014367
>ismellheresy.jpg

A reading from the Book of Savage, chapter 30, verses 1-5.

1.
And the world did dim for the Macho Man, for in his mortal coil, there were only so many foes he could strike down. Time was his foe, time his bane.

2.
And so, he allowed his form to pass, and did ascend from the realm of mortals; and while none on earth did realize, in the heavens, there emitted a great OHHHHH YEEEEEAH.

3.
And the gods did turn to each other and stare, and they knew they were well and truly fucked.

4.
For they knew that they had allowed wickedness to fester in the hearts of man, and they knew that they had not shepherded their followers properly; and the Macho Man was there to put the them through the mat.

5.
And the world did continue turning, though the sound of the Savage Elbow did echo through the universe.

6.
And the faithful knew what had occurred; OHHH YEEEEAH

>>15014367
Shut up. You're a prick.

Out of curiosity, is there an RPG that does wrestling mechanics well?

>>15014466

I desire an answer to this, as well

>>15014466

If there isn't, /tg/ could always make one.

>>15013978

I still say we need a Paladin of Macho drawn for this thread.

>>15014466

The only thing I can think of is Fantasy Craft, where there exist an entire line of wrestling feats and tricks. Grappling in that game is also absurdly overpowered.

>>15014531
I was thinking about making one.

Basically the core mechanic would be "momentum". When a wrestler gets hit, their momentum is combined to calculate the damage done; which would explain the clotheslines and stuff. It'd also explain the fancy throws and high-fly attacks (you build momentum for your opponent and yourself so that your move becomes more damaging).

There would be no-momentum holds of course, that drains the stamina of both fighters (so if you are in a lead you want to make a hold), and some kind of mechanic for breaking free of holds that should be unbreakable (fate dice?).

Might also consider things like Crowd Pop; depending on your Face status, you could get a huge momentum boost from a Taunt check. Hulk Out or Macho Madness, anyone?

It kind of says something that I'm not even a wrestling fan in the slightest and I was still sad to hear Randy Savage died.

Such a larger-than-life persona definitely deserves a place in the pantheon.

>>15014694
Heel equivalent = Cheap Heat?

>>15014694
Yeah, I was thinking Face people could get some kind of Moral boost that they could translate into stamina. Heels would use moves that lower morale but are more damaging.

This thread should be archived.
I've set a request in http://chanarchive.org/request_votes

>>15014966
try suptg instead.

Please, continue.

>>15013749
There needs to be crowd mechanics where the crowd's mood affects the abilities of the wrestlers. Like a cheering crowd can revitalize a Face.

>>15014585
And here's a shit scribble for you!

>>15015336
I love you.

>>15015799
Glad I could bask in the Macho Madness too! Damn near idolized him when I was growing up.

Macho Man Cvlt

Now that I think about it, Macho Man would make for a hell of an Inquisitor, as much as I loathe the FawtyKay. He's already got the basic clothing down, and the attitude to boot... Inquisitor Savage... it has a nice ring to it.

Bumping for Wrestling RPG