This is your GM.
When do we get to the combat?
AND THAT IS HOW BABBY IS FORMED...FOR MACHIIIINES
This is your BBEG.
This is your BBEG's Dragon.(Do not pursue him)
This your rouge, specialised in disguises.
This is your warrior.He's a swell guy.
The wizard.He knows one spell.
This is your Rogue Trader
>>15092350guysokguys listenok, what ifguys, this is importantwhat if...what if every world leader was moe?
The two paladins. They prefer ranged weapons.
This is your paladin
This is your bard
Don't mind this guy. He's just sweeping over there in the corner.
this is your next encounter
This is your barbarian multiclassed into monk.
This is your rogue/sorcerer.
>>15092422>>15092426>>15092406>>15092393>>15092364>>15092363>>15092350>>15092314This is...THE GREATEST PARTY EVER!
This is your monk
>>15092452A sword and lightning claw? I don't have any arms, you freakin' moron!
This is your typical encounter
>>15092471That's what make you so incompetent!
This is your cleric.(He loves flowers.)
Your current dungeon.
lol Tytus Romek a Tomek
This is your Quest-giver.A trustworthy and honest fellow.
>>15092314and when ever he starts a story he has to say "THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO" in a robot voice.
>>15092314Two campaigns from now I have a setting in mind where talking like this guy is mandatory.
This is the BBEGs henchman
These are your recurring villains.
This is your MacGuffin.
This is your tavernkeeper.
These are your rival adventurers.
This is your fighter.He's 200% loyal.
This is the guard of the MacGuffin you have to defeat.
This is your mentor.
This is your alignment system.
this is your shady information-dealer
This is the plot advancement.
This is your lover.
This is your father.
This is your special ability.
>>15092675this is your mother
>>15092420Are you proposing a Barrack Moe-Bama?
>>15092659This is the guy who kills your lover and destroy your hometown.
this is your city
>>15092690To me, it was the most important day of my life.
>>15092666>>15092652You're now imagining Soul Calibur narated by "Thousands of years ago..."
This is your BBEG's evil empire.
>>15092697To me it was tuesday.
This is your ranger.
>>15092698A TALE OF SWORDS AND SOULS, ETERNALLY RETOLD THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO.
This is your healer.
This is your rival.
This is your first major fight.
>>15092744Go home and be a family man.
This is the last stand.
This is the sole survivor of your party, preparing to write your history for the ages.
This is your weapon of choice.
This is your assault on the BBEG's home.
this is how you die
This is your girlfriend
What you re-roll as.
And this is you.Now venture forth on your journey.
This is the best game session ever.
This is your big brother.
WHERE CAN I PLAY THIS
ok, somebody write this story
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/15092314/This is your archive.
I KNOW HOW I'M GOING TO GM MY NEXT GAME SESSION
>>15092651Hey, thanksI needed a picture like this for the character I'm going to be playing in an upcoming CoC game
This is your wizard's familiar.
This is your gear.
>>15092882ooh this is awkward
this is your druid
this is your town guards
this is your animal companion
this is your sidekick who gets killed by the dragon(^)
this is the BBEG's soldiers
This is the BBEG's enforcer.
and this is his ninja
>>15093004take it as a compliment?
This is your dark sorceress/dread necromancer
>>15094195>>15092882well yeah. I get to be played by some guy...hey, lemme know horriblY I died
>>15092433Why did the dead baby walk over the road
>>15094228These are her undead familiars
>>15094628cus it was reanimated ?
>>15094628Because it was stapled to the back of the fucking chicken!