>Can we go over the mountain?

>No. there are dragons

>Ok, can we sneak by?

>No dragons see everything

>Ok we go into the tunnel I guess....

>It is a straight tunnel, the path crumbles behind you, there are large pits on either side

The sad part is this happened

Elf Girl, you're starting to fall in love with Mandor. Everything he says will count as a geas now, because I~he is so wonderfully attractive. Really, there's little anyone could do.
>Dude, first off I'm a guy, and sec~
SO you're approaching the castle...
>What's it look like?
Roll me perception checks
>nat 20, total 35
>12, total 16
>fuck, rolled a one, uh, total 10 if that's not a fumble
Okay. You, you can see its made of stone, though its pretty far away. The rest of you can't see it yet.
>we can't yet see the castle in the distance that we're approaching.
Its extremely foggy. it blocks your view.
>but the near-sighted human can see through half a kilometer of fog.
Yes? Anyways. Mandor tells you to wait. He returns a few hours later, the castle in flames, with the orb of dragonkind you were loo~
>Okay yeah, see, as soon as he left we were out of there. He can do that shit on his own and we want to actually adventure.
But you can't, not with the forcewall behind you keeping you in the forest...

(alright I've done my share, someone else third this thing)

Mador says you have to give the orb of dragonkind back to the dragons so he summons his six winged half-dragon unicorn to fly you there. Except you Elf-Girl, because you are too busy being raped by some bandits.
>>I attack the bandits. Rolled 18, so add my 8 and that's-
Mador kills the bandits with his katana beams. You're now officially in love with him and propose marriage.
>>Seriously stop that, it's creeping me out.
So you fly off and arrive at the dragon council.
>>I roll for diplomacy.
Mador parlays with the dragons. His words are so elegant and beautiful that you all find yourselves speechless and unable to do anything.

>Dude are we even needed here? Why's that fucker even drag us around anyways? Shouldn't he be raping some dragon goddess or something?
Mandor's trying to help you. There's only three of you in the party, you can't really do this without a cleric.
>That's a CLERIC?
Anyways, the dragons were moved by his speech. They order you to help Mandor
>Hey anyone else notice mandor's just rod's name backw~
YOU ARE TASKED WITH HELPING MANDOR IN HIS QUEST... to obtain the legendary rainbow bridge.
>a WAT.
>dude, totally from DQ. we'll need the st~
I've never heard of dragon warrior. You'll need three items though, beginning with the legendary staff of rain.

so you're on the way to the staff of rain
>we've left? we didn't even have time to shop, and we don't even know where it is!
Mandor does, so you're following him.
>alright fine, whatever. pass me another pepsi.
You're walking down the road whe~
>what, did he run out of magical triple-breasted rainicorns?
There's an antimagic zone here, that's why they can't fly in.
>so in other words both me and the elf are completely useless.
Suddenly, you're ambushed by a pack of deranged gigantic blink dogs, all of which look like they have gigantism rabies!
>... how's that even WORK?
Roll for initiative!
>18
>33
>12
Okay, Mandor goes first, then the dogs, then all of you. Mandor sweeps his blades in an arc, firing the beams, and taking out half the dogs in a single graceful swipe. You can't help but be impressed at such a display of ranged combat and martial skill.
>This is an antimagic zone. how the fuck are those things even working? Not to mention the dogs would avoid such a place like the plague given it cance~
His swords were given to him by his long lost lover, the moon prism goddess Eliana. They don't decay in antimagic fields like your items do.
>... uh. did he just say
*WARNING: Dorf's player disturbance level at 8999.771*
The remaining dogs attack! A four! with their bonuses that's a sixty three! Elf, you're knocked down and penetrated! Dwarf, the dogs take out your leg, but mandor has regeneration so don't worry too much about it, he'll save your life. Human, you take thirteen points of damage and you're now bleeding 3d12 every round, also you're blinded and your twin sister has a heart attack in your hometown.
>.... .... .... ....
Okay so you're all disabled from the attacks so its Mandor's turn again...

>>15210522

Also, elf girl, the dogs have decided to rape you.

Yes, right now.

>>15210543
He said that much already what with "penetrated"

>>15210449
The last evil dragon, is actually God of all evil dragons, he turns towards Mandor, with fear in his eyes, perhaps for the first time. Mandor slowly flies using his magical four black wings and says really deeply in his gruff voice "Let this be our final battle!". He then flies into the evil God dragon and consumes him in a holy explosion. After the magical explosion that tore the world in half, no one can see Mandor, he must of sacrificed himself to save the world. There is no longer any evil and giant golden statue is made of Mandor on top of the highest mountain. Everyone loves Mandor and theres nothing more for you three faggots to do.
>...wut...

>>15210548

They did it twice per round now.

>>15210549
Distraught, elf girl, you sell yourself on the street until you are raped to death and meet Mandor in the celestial realms where he takes you as his concubine in his mansion made of gold and pearls.
>...I'm out, you guys coming or are you going to wait until he decides we all play elf girls?

>>15210549
Suddenly, EVIL Dragons! Roll Initiative!
>21 initiative
>25 initiative
>12 initiative

I go~Mandor Goes first!

Mandor attacks! He kills an EVIL dragon in one blow!
>I cast true strike on our resident Elf Ranger.
>I, resident elf Ranger attack with my full action. 17. Boss. That's 37 with true strike and another 9 on top of that, plus my proficiency feat. 47 to hit in total.

It misses that EVIL dragon.
Mandor attacks the EVIL dragons again! He kills another! The EVIL dragons all flee!

>>15210549
sorry broe. I saw some errors

Please tell me this doesn't happen.

[spoiler]This happens all the time, doesn't it.

>>15210579
OK guys, I'm sorry I wrecked the thread a little.

I'll try not to herp and derp too much this time. I just corrected some errors.

Anyway, feel free to chip in. Go nut's like I said. You guys probably have more experience than I have imagination.

This thread is like every Forgotten Realms novel rolled into one.

>>15210580
I've had something similar, 'cept the DM was more into flind gnolls and making your characters fail in humiliating ways

>Yeah, I think we're gonna just go.
No, you can't leave! Mandor -
> Door slam
foreveralone.jpeg

If this were my DM, I'd put up with the shenanigans once.
If he does this shit again, I walk out.

rolled 143 = 143

>>15210596
Actually, this has never happened to my group before. Our DM's work really hard to make sure we can do anything we want. I'm no saying there aren't consequences, but we can make the decisions if we want to.

>>15210607
My DM makes us fail in humiliating ways. If we crit fail, though.

Broe rolled a 1. He confirmed.

>The thing responsible for people turning into lichs?
>It's fucking shrooms, man

He is a great DM, though. Mind oyu, my main experience of DMs will be from here. I'm a big, stupid, newfish.

>>15210579
Retconned before.
>>15210549
We now have a magical story for the ages

I love this thread so much.

This Mandor guy...

He's become quite a hit.
I think he'll reach stardom.

>>15210664
We need a drawfag in here, stat (should we include the poor elf girl too?)

>>15210640

>Players find a bear in the middle of the woods
>One of them rolls Knowledge: Nature
>Natural 1

"You see a large furry brown animal in front of you. Relying on your wildlife expertise, you deduce that it's a strange variety of field mouse."

>>15210698
Skill don't normally crit, fail or success, my asshole GM loved to see us crit-fail skill checks; I absolutely hate the house rule

Right Steve, This is my store, I'm GM again. Mandor dies in a horrific fashion as a dragon-goat rapes him. To death. Then the Dragon-Goat eats everyone. We're playing Deathwatch now, I don't care if you want to make a female Space Marine Kate, just so long as we never speak of this session again.

Alright you come across the enemies fortress in front of the doors are two giant gaurds an
>Wizard:"I cast flight, I can drag the cleric with me and we all know the Rogue stole the scroll of flight from the shopkeeper."
>Rogue:"Guilty as charged lets do it"
Upon flying over the wall you hit a solid transparent wall of force seeming to curve over the entirety of the fortress. After attempting to find a way in you come down to the ground to see the 2 giant guards and their friends.

>>15210698
>Want to kick a rat
>Roll a 1
"You attempt to kick the giant rat, but slip on its tail. You try to land on your hands, but those slip as well. You land on your face, breaking your nose. Your hands and arms are dislocated. Your foot is broken. Because of the fall, you are heavily concussed."

>attempt to heal wounds
>roll another 1

"You proceed to cast a spell to heal your injuries, but you mispronounce it! Your feet, nose and hands fall off and wither on the ground."

and this is how I became crippled voldemort.

>"So, uh... anyone wanna play some Mechwarrior instead?"

>>15210731
That... sounds pretty much like my reaction to one of my players GM-ing. Replace store with home though.

>>15210731
Fuck you, this week we're back in MY house, where I'M DM again.

The scene opens in the Abyss. You are all being raped by demons with barbed penises. But then the angelic incarnation of Mandor blasts aside the door of your rape-dungeon with his divine fire and tells you "follow me if you want your souls to be saved."

Of course you follow him, but then a giant demon named Razazel appears and they fight. Roll for initiative, you get to try and not die in the crossfire.

>>15210698

To be fair, I've done that before in our more light hearted games.

>Kill Team comes across a cathedral, nearly a hundred guardsmen are cruicified on the door forming the pattern of a massive star of chaos, surrounded by the various marks of the 4 gods painted on the front of the building in the blood of the guardsmen.
>"I roll Forbidden Lore: Heresy"
>"100"
>"This is clearly the work of the degenerate Eldar."
>"CURSE THE FOUL XENOS! DESPOILING THE HOUSE OF THE EMPEROR? THEY WILL PAY TENFOLD FOR THIS INSULT!

>>15210783

Steve, I know you spend like 4 hours a day in the store, but I still own it. Now get out your mini, the Killteam still needs to track down that Hive Tyrant.

>>15210785
not a far off reaction for some imperial citizens, even well-educated ones

You are lead outside to a strange, sinister looking building and enter a room. It's dark except for one light shining down from the ceiling onto a chair. The woman asks you to sit down.
>No, I'm fine.
She insists you sit down.
>Really, I'm okay.
She pushes you down onto the chair, easily overcoming your robotic strength.
>I stand back up and haul ass.
The other woman who followed you blocks off the door. The first woman begins casting a spell that makes you surrender your soul to her control.
>But...I'm a robot. I technically don't have a soul.
Tentacles burst from the mouths of the women and they attempt to copulate with you.
>I shoot them in the face and run off. Also out of this game, to boot.

NOTE: This actually happened.

itt: stories of DMs who, instead of having tons of options, decide to work out one option entirely

>>15210685
IM ON IT!

Although it wont be digital, can't find my tablet pen.

>>15210785
If he ignores the eight-fold stars, it makes sense. And Dark Eldar have been in league with Chaos before...

Still, guess he wasn't a Blood Raven with that sort of...wisdom.

>>15210698

>Roll a Spot Check
>Natural 1
>You hallucinate a giank pink elephant. It gives you sound financial advice.

>>15210845
I fucking love you.

i'm my group's DM, and strangely enough, i actually encourage my players to derail the plot, because it always ends up being the most hilarious and memorable parts of the campaign.

>>15210859

This. No one remembers who killed that broodlord but everyone will remember that Andrew kidnapped that 14 year old girl and hauled her around the city fighting genestealers.

>>15210749
That is fullll on bullllshit.

doublle the number of the lletter LL to prove my point.

> so you reach the village. but the bandits got here before you...
we attack them
> no, they are too strong.
we attack anyway
* battle ensues, we win *
> uh... when you turn around and think you won, the bandit leader rises behind you
but we killed him
> and all the other bandits rise as well
are they undead or something?
> no. they just faked dying
...

>>15210378
>Hey anyone else notice mandor's just rod's name backw~
What the hell kind of a name is Rodnam?

>>15210888
In a world with flying wouldn't you put hemispheres of force over your castle?

>>15210783

>Ok, at least we're doing something now. I got 21.
>I got 17.
>I got 8.

None of you beat 25, which means Mandor goes first. He attacks Rachel's new boyfr - I mean Razazel, dealing his death with a swift one-two punch with his magic gauntlets.
>Didn't he have swords before?
That was before he was an angel. Anyway, Razazel dies, cursing Mandor's name. Now you have to walk through the 9 levels of hell, each exemplifying my extensive revenge fantasies and creepy fetishes. I take most of the rest of this session to describe them.

>>15210900
then why would you build a castle

>>15210909
Because you can project a hemisphere of force over it?

>>15210900
not the guy you responded to but wouldn't using permanancy on tons of walls of force cost a shitton of experience? i can see it happening at royal castles or the BBEGs personal place but if it's just a regular fortress it seems a bit much

>>15210920
yes but this thread IS about asshat DMs who want you to things the way they planned it.

>>15210909
Because you still need a way in, you don't want to take the entire thing down when you want to let a few troops in. So you need a wall and a gate. The wall and gate is the chink in the armor, not going over the wall.

>>15210917
why wouldn't you just create the dome and not waste time with the castle

>>15210698
only thing in this thread that made me laugh.

>>15210971
what's so funny about a dire dire dire dire fieldmouse?

>>15210947
The castle is there to protect the magical force dome generators from assault, and to provide a defensive platform for your forces.

rolled 3, 2, 4, 2, 3 + 30 = 44

>>15210900
No, you defend your fortress's airspace with exciting flying monsters that can only be defeated by hectic and harrowing magically-enabled dogfights.

>>15210845
You should also do a picture of the group's IRL reactions to Mandor and his shenanigans.

You come across the cave you were told about, it seems to have heavy goblin activity around it.
>Asshat player who just wants to make it hell for the DM:"Well fuck that then, lets go do something else, we leave the area"
None of you took navigation you end up coming back to the same spot and it's now morning.


I exaggerate only slightly, I was new at DMing back then.

>>15211027
or flaktapults

BEHOLD MANDOR!
Or at least how I pictured him.

>DM gives players a map
>it has areas numbered in the order in which we're supposed to visit them
>"You don't have to visit them in order, but the monsters will be more difficult if you go to the harder areas first"

>>15211139
Needs the elf chick clinging to his manly chest.

>Fine, we walk into the cave
The cave is trapped with an explosive runes trap that's comprised of explosive runes.
>So we can read while we re~
Those were all maximized runes, by the way, so you all die a quick death. However, some of the runes were sentient, so the elf girl gets raped by some of the runes before they explode.
>Good, we can finally stop
Mandor, seeing your mangled bodies, sheds manly tears whose powers resurrect you to full health
>Don't you need to consent to be resurrected?
Mandor's resurrection tears are immune to will saves and attempts to do other than what Mandor commands.

>>15211159

But looking very unhappy about it.

>>15211173
FFFFFFFFFFF Just inked over that part. Let's see what I can do.

>>15211173
that

>>15211197
or clinging to his leg

OR! with her hair held in his undrawn hand! and looking very not pleased

>>15211139
>>15211139
>>15211139
>>15211139
FUCK!
It's the MAN in his name. I saw the same damn thing.

>As the beautiful elf girl, I seduce the guard into letting us pass.
The guard agrees and rapes you.
>W-wait, that actually worked? GOD DAMN IT

>>15211173
YES

>>15211172

>Don't you need to consent to be resurrected?
>Mandor's resurrection tears are immune to will saves and attempts to do other than what Mandor commands.

I've seen this happen.

>>15211247
... as have I.
>thatfeel.jpg

I CAN'T READ THIS THREAD

I SO MAD

SO MAD

>>15211265
WE ALL MAD, BRO, WE ALL MAD

>>15211303
I'M NOT MAD, I JUST DON'T HAVE AN INSIDE VOICE!

>>15211247
a warlockmancer did it.

Ok so you enter the dragons goblins cave, you can see they are having a massive orgy, and are clearly on the sniff for elven women to rape. Perhaps you, Rachel?
>"Ok, I tell Mandor to head in and use his magic powers to slay these undefeatable monsters, as his mighty powers and manliness will surely save the day."
Uhh...ok...So Mandor runs in, and uses his powerfists to smash the monsters, who know the meaning of fear for the first time.
>"We leave the cave, as we are clearly not needed here."
Um..sure! You can hear the sounds of the epic battle even from this distance. Then suddenly, bear bandits! They are clearly staring at your lithe elven form.
>"Ok, I pray for divine intervention."
Allright, roll.
>100
Oh...your beautiful god Mandor appears, and you are enthralled by his handsomene-"
>"I stab him in the balls."
Ah, but he's a angel, so he is made o-
>"I use my Carnage Paladin to turn good, and destroy him."
Ok roll.
>"I lend my magic to his spell as well."
All right, the-
>"So do I. I think we all lend our magic right?"
Fine, everyone roll.
>20's all round
Wha-What the-
>"So, Mandor is dead right?"
No, he's-
>"Dude, there is no chance that he is alive, we all rolled 20's."
W-Well...you guys need a cleric. Your gonna die if you don't have a cleric in this adventure!
>"We don't care, we can handle it. We move to the next town."
But...ok, your character Rachel, breaks down in a fit of suicidal weeping, after seeing her husband-
>"Dude, my character is guy. Is this Mandor guy gay?"
What? No! Mandor is the manlest-
>"But you said that he is married to my Male character all this time."
Well...your character was turned into a women after being saved from hell by Mandor, who you married and had awesome sex with-
>"Yeah, but my characters mind set would still be a guy. Your Mandor is totally gay dude."
...
...
Get the fuck out.

Wait, who is the DM here? Gary Oak?!

>>15211381
If it was Gray Oak, he would be the Train Driver in-game, not this pussy Mandor. Fucking bitches and such.

>>15211361

I've accidentally created a new spell:
>Mandor's Resurrection Tears
>Conjuration (healing)
>Cleric 9, Mandor 1
>Components: S, M (Tears of Mandor), Rape (requires elf girl)
>Description: This spell works like resurrection, but the subject need not be willing. The subject is restored to full health, with no loss of level or CON [since the characters will be 1st level]. Note that this spell can bring back creatures dead for any period of time. Even once-forgotten or destroyed deities whose souls remain on the Astral plane can be resurrected with this spell, only to be subsequently killed by Mandor once again for the experience points.

We need a MTG costum card 'Lagendery GM- Rodnam
When Rodnam comes into play, tap all creatures you control
As long as Rodnam is in play, all creature cards come into play tapped and you skip your untap phase
BkBkBk- put target creature from target graveyard into play under your control(tapped)
GGG- put target creature from target library into play under your control(tapped)
BuBuBu-Look at the top 10 cards of your library and rearange them as you like.
RRR- target creature deals it's combat damage to each opponent
WWW- You gain life equal to the amount of target creature's toughness
[i]-'Mandor kills the bandits with his katana beams. You're now officially in love with him and propose marriage.'[/i]'

I'm terribly slow today.

>>15211381
if it were gary motherfucking oak you'd have an epic campaign march into hell, lay waste to the armies of asmodeus, kick in the door to his throne room on the 9th, and find him beaten to a pulp with gary motherfucking oak sitting in the throne holding the ruby wand

>>15211440
Don't forget his... Four? Wings. I think they were black, can't remember if they were angel or dragon style.

Bob: Okay, so, we're in the middle of a cave that we know nothing about, with limited food and supplies, no map, and no chalk to mark where we've been before.
Randall: For the last time, that's NOT my fault!
Bob: Just saying. We could've at least grabbed more supplies before you threatened to kill us all if we didn't follow you into this stupid-
DM: Listen checks.
Randall: Twenty-seven.
Bob: Sixteen.
DM: Okay, you hear-
Bob: Wait, twenty-seven? We're second level. How the fuck did you-
Randall: Elven rogue/wizard gestalt.
Bob: I... that still doesn't add up to-
DM: You both hear sounds of a clumsy hobgoblin trying to get the jump on you. Initiative!
*Combat*
Bob: All right, I've got the hobgoblin pinned. Someone grab the dagger he's trying to stick me with before he guts me.
Greg: I'm helping!
Randall: True Strike. I stab the hobgoblin in the brain with my spear.
DM: Uh. He dies.
Bob: GODDOMMOT, RONDOLL
Randall: What? He was going to kill you! Why were you even grappling him in the first place?
Bob: TO GET INFORMATION ON THIS CAVE YOU DRAGGED US INTO
Randall: Whatever.
Greg: I'm with Randall.

>>15211440

>>15211461
You can sort of see them penciled in if you stare really, really hard.

>>15211461
Why not two of each?

>>15211440

Make it so one of his wings is hitting her in the face too.

>>15211471
1 dragon, 1 angel, 1 also angle, but all torn up and scarred, and one PURE MAGICAL ENERGY

>>15211440
TYLER?!

>>15211506
TROLOLOLOLOLOLOL

>>15211470
...Well would you look at that. Didn't see those.

>>15211477

This. Drawfag, maybe it might be a good idea to get all the suggestions first before you ink?

Alright, so you make it to the ancient elven moon kingdom with Mandor time magic and teleportation. You are here to recover the vial of the True Three Gods tears.
>Wait weren't we just in Beldwen town? Why are we
So Mandor approaches the Elven queen, and without even kneeling takes her hand and kisses it, she instantly falls in love with him, Elf girl you get jealus
>"...Fuck you..."
Now that's some good roleplaying, bonus exp for you. So he gives an amazingly eloquent speech about his and your party's need for the tears.
>"I roll my diplomacy to help out. All together I got a 26, okay. ahem. Dear..."
You fail.
>What?
Your words wont reach the princess because she thinks you're just a lowly human. Meanwhile while looking longingly at Mondar with her long brown hair, blue eyes with a little...[ further GM explanation exempt]
>"Dude, she sounds a lot like your ex-girlfriend, except you know, not fat and..."
The Countess catches you, elf girl, looking longingly at Mandor's mighty back with longing.
>"No, dude, fuck off-"
She orders her guards to capture you, and throw you into the dungeon, they have an ugly ogre dungeon master there and he rapes you repeatedly with his over sized knobby penis until your mind breaks
>"Okay that's the final fucking straw..."
But Mandor comes to the rescue and slays the ogre with nothing but his fists covered in righteous holy flame that causes the ogre to explode in a shower of light and not blood. Using the True tears he pours it into your mouth and heals your wounds and broken mind, he also restores your body an makes you a virgin again. You fall in love with Mandor even more than before and in that dungeon, with the magic of illusions becoming a scenic meadow you have sex for the first time again.
>"That's it, I'm out of here."

>>15211535
It's already too late for that, would be easier if I had my tablet, then I could change easier. There will just need to be a revised version at a later date. Mandor will live on beyond this thread!

We need the one where the elf chicks player maces him for stalking her. Then the rest of the group kicks him in the balls before leaving to play some Mechwarrior.

"Oh, and Mandor is a gnome."

As you return to the village, Mandor arrives on the scene to protect you from peasant bandit beholders
>Peasant whatahuh-holders?
Peasant. Bandit. Beholders. They are beholders engaged in banditry, disguised as peasants.
>I don't see how that really~
The beholders move in to rape the elf girl
>I'm a guy
Not under Mandor's 500-ft aura of emasculation. Anyone whom Mandor wills instantly becomes a female elf, mind, body, and soul, who gets raped. He chose you to be a female elf, so you're a female elf.
>Fine, whatever.
A raped female elf.
>Good gravy, what else happened?
Anyways, after getting raped by the beholder bandits ~
>Peasant beholder bandits
Shut up. I'm the GM. You wanna see what happens when you put a half-dragon portable hole in a devourer bag filled with a sphere of annihilation? I'll go there!
>Fine. Carry on.
Anyways, Mandor flexes his muscle and katana beams form into anti-beholder Eyestalks. They instantly vaporize the bandit beholders ~
>Peasant ~
And the elf girl accidentally falls into a bag of holding containing a sphere of annihilation, held by one of the Peasant. Bandit. Beholders. After being raped by the sphere of annihilation, a half-dragon portable hole mysteriously finds its way into the bag and all goods are lost forever.
>Good. Can I get an ice cream sandwich now?
No. Because a single hair of Mandor's mustache sheds a fleck of dandruff onto the ground. This fleck of dandruff materializes into a perfect replica of your lithe elf girl body.
>Oh, no.
... to which Mandor sheds a single tear onto your supple elf girl body. Saving your soul from utter annihilation, you pledge your undying love for the greatest warrior who ever lived.
>I'm a guy.
Aura of Emasculation. Don't correct me.

>You are attacked by 25 dudes with baseball bats
Ok. I let them hit me
>They each do 3 damage
Ok, just let me roll soak 25 times....and i soaked all of it.
>You are knocked out
BUT I DIDN'T TAKE ANY DAMAGE!
>Uhhh.... you are caught in an impenetrable, infinitely heavy, heat-seeking knockout-net.

THE RAGE! IT BUUUUUUURNS!

>You wanna see what happens when you put a half-dragon portable hole in a devourer bag filled with a sphere of annihilation?

actually i kinda do

Sorry for drawing too fast for suggestions, so to make up for it, here is Mandor with the elf chick, surfing on the head of his 6-winged half dragon half unicorn.

Mandor steps to your bedroom door beseeching entry. You let him in, smitten with his handsome chiseled yet soft features.
>Rod, what the fuck, how did you get in my house-
He strikes you down swiftly, not heeding your cries!
>Sonofa-fuck, my head, what the fuffff-?! Ghhffff!
Your foul heretical words are swiftly silenced by his gag of justice, and he swiftly binds you down with the chains of Good and Law. You have been a bad, bad elf girl, and you have to be punished by Mandor's holy rod.
>fffffffffffffffff-

>>15211690
All Hail Mandor.

>>15211690
Legendary.
Thanks, drawfriend.

>>15211690
Glorious.

>>15211690
This is possibly both the worst and most awesome thing I've ever drawn.

Mandor's alignment is chaotic neutral, but anything he does it good and everyone loves and worships his every action and word.

>Your foul heretical words are swiftly silenced by his gag of justice, and he swiftly binds you down with the chains of Good and Law. You have been a bad, bad elf girl, and you have to be punished by Mandor's holy rod.

in the 2% chance i ever wind up with a girlfriend i may have to steal this

Thanks for agreeing to play with me again guys. Sorry about the last campaign I promise this one is going to be way better! So let's go ahead and roll up some characters, keep in mind we're starting at level 15.
>"I'll play a cleric this time."
Excellent. Race?
>"Human."
Name?
>"Mandor."
...You can't do-
>"Why not. You said last game we needed a cleric. I'm volunteering and I like the name Mandor."
...You...you...fine! You're mandor the cleric.
>"Oh look, natural 18s for all stats."
How did...whatever
>"I'm going to wield a Katana as my main weapon."
You can't, you're a cleric.
>"Mandor did.-"
-Mandor was an angel-
>"-BEFORE he was an angel."
Fuck this.

>>15211756
The fuck you sayian?

Mandor's alignment is Lawful Mandor

>>15211690
mother of god...
this is gloroius

Mandor has no need for alignments. Alignments bend to the whim of the mighty Mandor.

>>15211690
It's only me or I think that MANDOR looks a lot like Freddy Mercury??

>>15211690
I always pictured Mandor to be a blond guy with a chiseled lantern jaw.

Okay, elf girl, draw from the Deck of Many Things.
>"All right...I drew Flames."
You gain the immense jealousy of an outsider! This jealously won't end until you or the outsider are slain.
>"Well, all right. We'll just go destroy this outsider. What's his name?"
Legends speak of a fearsome creature, one who rampages through worlds, utterly ruining them...a creature with four exotic wings, all different. Only in whispers do you hear its unholy name...MANDOR!
>"God DAMN it, Jerry, you promised!"

>>15211865

I imagined him as Mandark.

MORE MANDOR

>>15211852
Don't you mean Freddie Mercury looks a lot like MANDOR?

Interesting sidenote on Mandor (noun):
(historical) A chief slave, who oversees the work of other slaves.
(Malaysian, Singapore, Indonesia) A workman who oversees others in a factory.

http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/mandor

>>15211865
?

>MANDOR
>RANDOM

>>15211989
Oh my...

>>15211915
He kinda looks like my uncle...

bumping for Mandor

And archived

>>15211886
HIS LAUGH.
IN MY HEAD.
I HAVE NOT HEARD IT IN A DECADE BUT NOW IT BURNS IN MY MIND.
FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.

>>15212203
HA HA HA
HA HA HA HA HA
HA HA HA
HA HA HA HA HA

I just keep hearing Manerd...

Also, catcha: the efernear

>>15212246
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZl-kQ3JFNI&feature=related

>>15212294
>>15212246

>this thread