WHAT THE FUCK AM I READING

>>15267533

/thread

I think the chapter out to have a company dedicated for each type of Sue. For example;

1st Company: God-mode Sues
2nd Company: Mary Tzus (TACTICAL GENIUS HERE)
3rd Company: Angsty/Dark Sues
4th Company: Asshole Sues
5th Company: Pure Sues (innocent above all)

i do not like you op and for the sanctity of all good i play this card

>Yesterday we created a chapter of Mary Sue marines;
Pff, yeah sorry but we already have the Grey Knights.

>an all-female force
...what?

>of the purest, most loyal psykers with an entire sector under their command.
Uh...

>Their founder was a female Custodes
WHAT

>who fought alongside the Emperor and was like a sister to him,
I DON'T EVEN

>who made the chapter with geneseed from all other legions and became a Living Saint.
BRB going to cry in the corner

>>15267561
>3rd Company: Angsty/Dark Sues
>4th Company: Asshole Sues

Wouldn't those be the same thing?

YAY! GOLDEN AQUILAS THREAD!

Time to create more more power fantasy fapfic possibilities!

They do try to avoid killing other 'good' races such as Eldar and Tau, rather trying to bring them over to their side through sheer mary sueness, right?

>>15267644
Not only them. Every marinette of the 3rd company has a Dark Eldar/CSM husbando who redeemed hismelf just out of love.

Oh boy, another GA thread!

Did a bit of writefagging in the other thread (fought with the Emperor on Horus' Battle Barge, Librarian's shape-shifting weapon, armour made from the Emperor's armour etc) so if you'll give me a bit to get my shit together I'll be happy to contribute.

Emperor save my soul from the disgusting heresy I am about to commit.

>>15267644
They're friends with the Eldar of their sector. Could we, like, have a Craftworld parked in one of the systems they control because it's just so safe and to signify the bonds between the chapter and the Eldar?

Oh and the Eldar frequently consult with the Golden Aquilas because their strategic planning is second to none, passed down to them from the Emperor in the true Codex Astartes written by their primarch with help from said God-Emperor.

The daughter of a venerated Golden Aquila and a noble Eldar warrior, Serena Starhawk is the captain of the chapter's 10th company. Although a half-eldar she suffers no racial bigotry from her fellow battle sisters, who treat her like any other respected Aquila. Her Eldar blood gives her excellent senses, granting her unmatched agility and initiative. She is a highly skilled swordswoman and uses a witchblade which has the soulstone of her father in it's hilt. She wears a tight, extremley well-fit suit of wraithbone power armour that does not restrict her speed or grace.

>>15267677
I think that the Angsty Sues are great writing material, considering how grimdark 40k already is.

Oh, and they all wish they were Taldeer from Love Can Bloom, but they can't because that would be heresy.

>2nd Company: Mary Tzus
Alright, I chuckled, but the rest just makes me sick.

>>15267561
The marines in 3rd Company outta always be broody and cynical outside of combat, although they still fight just as effectively and willingly as any other Aquila with just as much courage and fellowship.

Also, their captain has a single black angel's wing and uses a daemon sword that does not corrupt her.

>>15267696
I think I'm going to vomit.

>>15267736
Mission accomplished.

Considering that the GA founder was like a sister to the Emperor and fought alongside Him in the unification wars, it would make sense that she also helped in the creation of the primarchs. Considering that the primarchs are all male and the Emperor is too, maybe she was the one who provided the X chromosome?

>psykers
FORCES KATANAS FOR EVERYONE

Oh dead emperor this has really exploded into what will probably be the biggest pile of mary sue that /tg/ has ever seen. Please do continue

>>15267696
Serena Starhawk, Captain of the 10th Company

WS: 8
BS: 6
S: 4
T: 4
W:3
I: 6
A: 3
Sv: 3+/3++

Wargear: Ancestral Witchblade (as normal witchblade, but attacks ignore armour saves); Wraithbone Power Armour (this intricate wraithbone suit grants a 3+ Invulnerable save to the wearer); Shuriken Pistol

Special Rules: Independent Character; Fleet; And They Shall Know No Fear; Stealth; Move Through Cover

>>15267611
Not really. Angsty sues brood and act depressed all the time, while asshole sues act like... well, assholes to everyone and always get away with it.

>>15267721
NO GOD DAMNIT NO FUCKING SEPHIROTH BULLSHIT! that pretty faggot has enough attention as is, does not need any more from this board then that shitty post there

>>15267764
this BUT IN DUELS AND WIELDED LIKE KINEBLADES

>>15267773
Oh, fuck. I forgot all about the force katana thing.

AMENDMENTS

Ancestral Witchkatana (this follows the rules for a force weapon, but also wounds on a 2+ like a witchblade).

Oh, and she has Psyker ofc.

>>15267786
Fine, two black angel wings a daemon arm then. Happy?

So in like, some year of whenever this group of posers called the Tau Empire decided that they need more LebenSpaBe and dclared war on the imperium of man. Chapter Mistress Susan Superbus when the Handsome Chapter Master of the Ultramarines, Marneus Calgar, sent an Astropathic message for help on the world of Verona.

Superbus, knowing that letting Calgar die would be an affront to the emporer diverted from her orders passed down directly from the inquisition to assist.

Upon arrival, it was plain to see that the emporer's second finest were in dire straights. They had already lost much of their forces to the Tau's Chaos allies and were under assault by the Tau themselves.

In addition, the tau were absolute masters of close combat and were forcing the Ultramarines to pull back whilst the alien's Astropath convinced many of the Ultramarines to turn on the emporer and fight for the Alien's Nazi agenda.

The Aquilas landed their battle barge behind the Tau's lines and after convincing the local Kroot and genestealers to assist her launched a masterful and faultless attack on the tau's rear! knowing how poor the tau were at close combat the Aquilas took command of the bluffs surrounding the Tau camp and massacred them and their Psyker Leader.

Chapter Mistress Susan then comandeered the alien's propaganda network and delivered an impassioned speech through it. The exact words have been lost to history, but upon hearing it many of the renegade Ultras ralized the magnitude of their heresy and upon realizing they could never be as good or pure or just as the aquilas all of the aliens committed suicide en masse.

Calgar, upon meeting the genius who saved his life, fell instantly in love and retired to the war room to plan their "incursions" into "tau space" and how best to "govern" the "traitors" that inhabited it.

Upon the end of the crusade and the anihilation of the last Tau Enclaves, the Aquilas returned to their homeworld where the chapter mistress was called before the inquisition. after delivering an impassioned speach, she was pardoned for disobeying orders and granted honorary Custodes status. She also found out she was pregnant but calgar refused to claim responsibility. When the babby was born, she named it Caiphas and sent it to the schola progenium.

THE END

>>15267808
YOU SIR ARE A DIPSHIT

>implying this isnt the biggest troll chapter made to make everyone who plays 40k angry.

Serena, stirred consciousness returing. Her helmet was off, a soft breeze wafted through her hair. she noticed she was in a bed. She sat up and looked to the right. HE WAS A PRETTY SWELL GUY

well I still have a deep seething hatred for seph and anything that resembles him a duel winged daemon armed mary sue who GETS AWAY with it would be lolsy, for kicks make her other arm use a lightning claw created from the emperor melted down armor after the battle of horus as a last parting gift to his most perfect mary sue's, the demon arm should have a bracer or some kind of armor made from the same material as the claw

>>15267818
guilty as charged, but I have to admit it was rather fun to write.

>Let's see....what else can I add to make this rage worthy

was essentially my constant question while writing this

>>15267813
>When the baby was born, she named it Ciaphas and sent it to the schola progenium.

I came.

>>15267813
But... BUT MARNEUS CALGAR IS A FUCKING QUAD AMPUTEE!

OH GOD THE HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE SEX!

>>15267836
Of course it is. That's kind of the point.

the main weapon is power BOOBS

I require necron husbandus.

>>15267813
My friend, you have set a new, disgustingly high bar to the level of intentionally bad writefagging. And I love it.

10th company should focus around ninja-style sues.

>this thread

>>15267884
Thank you for this award sir! I would Like to thank myself for making my computer, My immortal and This Thread for inspiration, and all the wondeful anons who made this possible

>>15267813
the best part is they never specify WHO cain's parents are. THIS COULD BE CANON IF YOU MAKE IT SO

>>15267808
> the tau were absolute masters of close combat
> knowing how poor the tau were at close combat
uh-huh

>>15267919
since when is mary sue fic consistant?

>>15267907
Oh, no problem. Now me, I get aneurysms if I write like My Immortal so this will have to do.

>>15267883
The Selfan Tomb Rising is unique among the reports of Necron Tombs becoming active. This is attributed to the presence of the entire 12th Company of the Golden Aquilas being present planetside due to a premonition of great danger their Sister-Captain had. When the Necron menace rose from the sands, the Aquilas were ready and fought to protect the humans of the planet no matter the cost.

Sister-Captain Celeste Starshade eventually met the Necron Lord of Selfan upon the field of battle, and their clash split mountains and raised valleys. All the while the brave Marine strove to convince the Necron of the fact that there was worth in the life of the galaxy.

Eventually she managed to disarm the Necron, but chose to spare his life. Humbled and chastened by this showing of mercy, and now convinced that life is worth saving, the Necron Lord of Selfan surrendered himself and his forces to Celeste and her command. The Aquilas 12th Company now marches to battle alongside Immortals and Necron Warriors, fighting in the name of the Emperor and seeking to save more Necrons from their bloodthirsty ways.

>This thread

>>15267561
>2nd Company: Mary Tzus (TACTICAL GENIUS HERE)

The Aquilas of the second company are amongst the most skilled tacticians and military geniuses in any astartes chapter. So great they are at planning and military tactics that they are often consulted by allied Eldar seers on how to proceed in conflicts.

During the battle of Yagamiya II, the 2nd company was sent to deal with a Tzeentch daemon warband that was ravaging the planet. Captain Logistia Lamperouge set up a complex and genius plan to halt the warband from launching any attacks, which worked flawless and was executed with master precision. Sick of being unable to commit any light assaults anywhere on the planet now, the Lord of Change leading the daemons gathered all his forces and launched a massive onslaught upon Yagamiya II's equator, only to find the 2nd company and twenty guard regiments waiting for him. Captain Lamperouge was so cunning he knew that the Lord would attack that location, and so rallied all forces on the planet there.

The battle was one with minimum casualties and the forces of Tzeentch were all annihilated.

>>15267993
I...what....GAH...MY BRAIN.......CANT COMPREHEND THIS FUTURE

>>15267993
Mhh, no, this sounds too much like canon. This could perfectly be in the next cron dex.


Switch to maximum overtroll.

>>15268027
wait, so it's a dude, now?
Meh.


AND THEN THE HIVE-MIND WENT "FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE! I TOO CAN HAVE MINE! I CALLED IT THE SWARMLORD (OCDONOTSTEAL) HE HAS /FOUR/ BONESABERS WITH CRYSTAL IN THEM AND HE'S THE HIVE TYRANT OF HIVE TYRANTS AND HE'S AS OLD AS THE TYRANIDS THEMSELVES ALSO HE EATS SPIRITUAL LIEGES FOR BREAKFAST!"

>>15268040
Well to be fair I *am* taking heavy inspiration from Codex: Grey Knights and Codex: Blood Angels.

>>15268078
Her name is Logistia.
The -ia suggests a girl's name.

>>15268103
you wrote "he" at one point

>>15268027
>Captain Logistia Lamperouge
>Lamperouge

I see what you did thar.

This thread has made my day. 10/10, would ROFL again.

Though "Susan Superbus" kinda made me raise my eyebrows a little.

>>15268111
Ah. That was an error. My bad.

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/15267522/
Archive'd

>>15268146
too soon for archive as there is plenty of room for more fluff of terror to be placed

GUYS

WE NEED TO DECIDE ON THE FOUNDER'S NAME

>>15268171
Look, I'd better get this out of the way so we can have some decidedly un-serious goes at it.

Enoby Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way

>>15268171
I suggest Lady Jessamene Integra D'Arcelle Dawnshadow. Mistress of the Custodes, Paladin of the Emperor and Saint of Courageous Loyalty.

+++++This entry, it should be noted, was recovered with what appears to be crayon drawings and comments (also in crayon) in the margins.+++++

Chapter Mistress Superbus was recruited from the garden world of Perfection in the Slashaytch sector of the Angelus sector. The details are sketchy, but it is believed she was recruited primarily for the tactical acumen with wich she led her small group of gangsters in the lower hives [picture identified as the gang's symbol, an imperial aquila with a female figure in front of it]
[comment in the margins appears to be: I was also much more beutiful and handsome than the other sisters even though I was half ork and half tau with a dash of tyranid thrown in].

Upon recruitment, it was decided that she would serve under captain Mary Tzu of the second company. [who was an old, ugly hag, who was jealous of my beauty and abused me whenever possible] Her accomplishments during this period are many, including such feats as taming an Ork Aquiggoth on the water world of Kamoni, and clearing the genestealer infested spacehulk Grim Tidings with only her squad of scouts. Upon recovery and salvaging the vessel at mars she was promoted to "Leader of the Honor guard", a squad that acted as the personal bodygurds of the Chapter Mistress. It is here she made friends with several other future commanders including the half-eldar Serena Starhawk [Fun to hang around with, and all out awesome and kawaii girl], future commander of the tenth, and Yiffle Wolfstein, a half-Cat recruit from Fenris.

>>15268224
[Editors Note: Someone kill me before I am forced to finish editing this]
[Admin's note: if you didn't wat to do this, why did you volunteer?]
[Ed Note: I was desperate for extra cash and the dnger pay was too good]
[Chap Master Note: How do I delete things in here?]
[a red X has been drawn in crayon through this exchange]

Whilst in the guard, the then chapter mistress Angelus Perfecta became something of a dumbledore to Susan's Harry [ =][= Note: are these the same Dumbledore and Harry that were involved in the Pi'gbump massacre?] and Susan learned much of how to smite the enemies of man, win zeenos over to the imperium, and also how to make herself even more beautiful than she was.

After a few decades and more exploits than we have room for she was promoted to captain of the 2nd company after a mysterious accident where the then Captain of the second was found to have accidentally stabbed herself in the face with a demon blade that was Identified as belonging to

[this bit painted over with a picture of snakes attacking a stick figure. Caption reads: Ugly bitch was totally deserving of anything that I didn't do to her]

++++Continue to Career(Captain 2nd company)?++++
++++++++++y/n++++++++++

>>15268207
Also Lady of the Golden Sector, Bearer of Light's Truth, the Pious Heart and Rider of the Astral Fire.

>>15268207
gets my vote

>>15268224
I cant do this anymore look what we have created

>>15268224
*cries*

>>15268266
Turly is it horrifying and grand in its Majesty

>this thread

>>15268234
I will admit I lol'd at the various comments

>>15268207
Throw an Isabella in there and you have my undying support, good sir.

>>15268348
>>15268243
>>15268207
So...

Lady Jessamene Integra Isabella D'Arcelle Dawnshadow. Mistress of the Custodes, Paladin of the Emperor, Saint of Courageous Loyalty, Lady of the Golden Sector, Bearer of Light's Truth, the Pious Heart and Rider of the Astral Fire?

>>15268224
>>15268234
Hm, it seems we have, yet again, created a monster /tg/. As much as we hate Sues, you cannot deny our skill at crafting them.

>>15268362
I feel sick. It's perfect.

Yiffle Wolfstein is considered one of the Golden Aquila's greatest assault marines sergeant. Unlike most assault units, she refuses to use jumpacks, preferring to run towards her enemies in combat. Her feral cat DNA gives her amazing speed, jumping abilities and natural claws, making her a fearsome foe indeed. The techpriests of the Aquila forgeworld have mixed blessed ceramite into her body, turning her claws and teeth into the material and allowing her to rip through most things.

She has a very loose, wild and reckless personality and is considered a good friend by many of her battle sisters. She is also openly flirtatious, and is attracted towards members of the same gender.

>>15268447
>lesbian furry wolverine astartes
OW OW MY BRAIN IS FULL OF FUCK

This is so disgusting it's amazing.

WE NEED DRAWFAGS

>>15268447

The fifth company purity sues convert bishonen male enemies by virtue of their incredible, mind blowing virtue and beauty.
Their ranks even include Farseer Taldeer after the events of Love Can Bloom.

>>15268535
I'm tempted but i'd be forced to break my right hand afterwards out of rage.

>>15268603
>>Talldeer
>>Nope.jpg
She's dead, bitch! LCB is officially non-canon.

We're missing something. How do the Mary Sues get more marines? (not that they really need to, seeing as they are so flawless and all)

The answer is asexual reproduction. In contrast to other marines, who can't reproduce at all, the Mary Sues can begin a baby at any time with just a thought thanks to the extra implanted organ which can fuse two egg-cells into one embryo.

The resulting baby is, from birth, a natural Mary Sue Marine, with all extra organs already in place. The baby grows at an incredibly accellerated rate until 21, growing 21 years in just 21 days, 13 days if it's really urgent. The baby has innate knowledge of all tactics and combat skill that the mother knew, and might as well be an equally pure clone of the original.

To arm a new army of super-babies in times of strife, a whole eco-friendly forge-world has been set aside specfically to arm the Mary Sues.
The forge world has an output triple that of Mars, and the adeptus mechanicus on that planet are all incredibly attractive, hunky men that never wear shirts and other things girls like.

>>15268628
>implying that this ridiculous bullshit has any connection to canon whatsoever

>>15268629
>How do the Mary Sues get more marines?

According to the Serena Starhawk story, by fucking.

My idea for companies;

1st company: UBER ULTIMATE WARRIORS
2nd company: Tactical geniuses
3rd company: Angsty marines
4th company: Assholes who never suffer any negative consequences for their actions
5th company: The purest and most innocent, who can never be corrupted by anything EVER
6th company: Most beautiful and charming of them all
7th company: Rough 'n tough assault specialists who have wild attitudes and are frequently tsundere
8th company: Greatest librarians/psyker warriors, with ultimate knowledge and psychic powers
9th company: Serious, proud, loyal and faithful lot who are like super paladins, protecting the weak and innocent no matter what
10th company: Super skilled ninja-style warriors who move like the wind

There are so many sues in this thread I'm gonna have to call my lawyer

This chapter should have inquisitors, maybe some kind of horrendous Inquisitor / Tech Marine hybrid unique to the chapter.

Stop...stop! I think I'm going to be sick

>>15267993

thank you.

>>15268788
PLAGUES FOR THE PLAGUE GOD!
SUES FOR THE SUE THRONE!
Waitwaitwait....I just had an idea..... Captain of the 9th is dating Kal Draigo

>>15268735
Unless anyone has any better suggestions, I say we go with this.

>>15268735
Wait...exactly how large is the chapter? Does it follow standard Codex Astarderp organization or is it's unique?

And overstrength or understrength?

>>15268815
>Captain of the 9th is dating Kal Draigo
I strongly approve of this.

>>15268836
Understrength, and it follows its own unique special snowflake catagorization.


Every other chapter just steals their ideas and their founder wrote the Codex Astartes

>>15268836
Understrength.

With 999 marines.

>>15268863
At all times?

>>15268873
They keep the spot open for the marine that has been fighting in the arenas of Commorragh for several thousand years.

>>15268873
yes

>>15268873
Yes.
>>15268863
>>15268855
>>15268735
>>15268815
In the name of Lady Jessamene Integra Isabella D'Arcelle Dawnshadow, I approve of all of these.

WHERE ARE THE DRAWFAGS

>>15268815
If we want to roll with this idea, how about seconding her to the Grey Knight Paladins? She fights with them against demonic incursions, hoping beyond all hope that she and her beloved meet once more upon the field of battle before cruel fate separates them again.

>takes a minute to look at this thred and the last one
>mfw I realize what Science has done.

>>15269106
Excellent! Writefriend it on the double!

The second company captain is a female Astartes version of Lelouch? Awesome.

>>15269465
I pray that you're joking.

>>15269273
As soon as my shift is over I will endeavour to writefag it to the best of my abilities. Hope you have sickbags.

Dammit I want a Serena/Yiffle fic!

Bumpan.

>>15269063
No need for a power pack, her faith powers the armour for her.

Now i'm going to go over here and break my hand

>>15269701
>Lookwhatyourfaggotsmademedraw

Hehe

>>15268735
>10th company: Super skilled ninja-style warriors who move like the wind
Wait...does this mean Serena Starhawk is a ninja?

>>15268234
>Strap yourselves in, we're in for some chop

Susan's Captaincy of the 2nd company

...Not much happened
[Admin's/ =][='s note: yeah, you're not getting away that easy]
[ed's note: damn]

Upon achieving the rank of Captain with her fellow guards, Susan was promptly assigned to defend against one of abbaddon's black Crusades [probably the 12th or 11th] and given command of the Battleship Duchess Nu'kim, and Emporer class battle ship modified for short ranged brawling. En Route, she encountered the Biel Tan craftworrld of the Eldar whilst it was under attack by one of the tyranid Hive fleets. Deciding that helping them might tip the balance of the war, she moved in to assist the craftworld, personally leading the boarding action that killed the splinter fleet hive mind and allowing the remaining Eldar craft to destroy the pitiful remains of the fleet save 2 Unyuuufexes that were adopted by the second company because they were "so KAWAII!". The remainder of the trip passed without much incident barring a small encounter with a band of Ork Freebootas who were so entranced by the half-ork captain's beuty that they renounced Gork N Mork and signed on with the Aquilas and began Worshiping the emperor and speaking proper English.

Upon arrival to Cadia, she found that Chaos had gained a considerable foothold on the planet. After attending the war counsel, she ealized that the plan the imperial commanders had (Stand by for reinforcements, hold the line, and crush the enemy with superior numbers and resources) was a stupid plan that would never work. Rallying the commanders and assorted generals, she lead a head-on assault. Chaos, surprised by her cunning strategy, ran from the field after Abbaddon Engaged her in hand-to-hand combat and lost the use of both his arms.

>>15269917
>half-ork

WHAT

>This entire thread.

For her courage and leadership, Susan was awarded 4 iron Halos and every other medal that the imperium thought they could give her. She remained on Cadia to assist the rebuilding efforts before leaving to return to the rest of the chapter.

Upon her voyage home, she uncovered several new STC machines, most of them were useless as they were little more than porn stashes and instructions on how to efficiently run a chaapter of space marines (which Susan was already a natural at and immediately saw several flaws in the design), but the last one contained designs for a Mega-Nemisis power sword with a small AI to help its wielder control the swarm of nanobots that accompanied it, which followed her around giving her the appearance of constantly radiating light and purity.

The Adeptus Mechanicus, having heard of her so-called heresy, attempted to track her down and steal the remaining STC. After several failed attempts they attempted to force her to hand it over by surrounding her battleship with their own fleet of star-destroyer class battleships. Despite their numbers, the Duchess Nu'kim survived the engagement unscathed and the Ad mech fleet was all but destroyed. Afterwords, she gave a speach to the defeated Ad-Mech telling them why they were undeserving of the STC. Realizing the truth of her words, they bequeathed to the chapter a Warlord Titan and departed back to mars.

Upon returning home, she was chosen to serve in the deathwatch.

All we know about this period is that all angry marines that were part of the deathwatch filed a mass resignation a week after she joined screaming "THAT FUCKING BITCH IS NOT A GODDAMN SPACE MARINE WHY IS SHE NOT IN THE KITCHEN FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-" before killing whatever idiot asked them why they quit.

Upon returning to the chapter the old Chapter master died and due to her Beauty, Tactical Genius, Cunning, Wisdom, and , to quote her ork Freebootas, "Right Proper Stature", was elected chapter master.


+++++++++Continue to career (Chapter master)?++++++


[Admin's Note: we found the editor dead by apparent suicide after this. the weapon appered to be a bronze bust of Chapter Mistress Susan Superbus.]

>>15270045
>Not giving an STC to the Admech
Man, every single person in the Imperium would find that stupid. If you did you advanced technology and science and get to live like a king.

>>15269995

having, God help me, read all of these she is apparently half tau, half ork, and half human.

No it doesn't make any sense.

>>15269917
>>15270085
So she is an improper fraction?

>>15270130
She's so awesome she BREAKS MATH.

The Old Ones are raging right now.

>>15270130
Essentially.

>>15270060
>Right Proper Stature

oh lordy

>Worshiping the emperor and speaking proper English.
>Orks
>speaking proper English.

Biggest Heresy in the thread.

So are they muscle girls or not?

>>15270232
of course not.

They are skinny beautiful girls in power armor

No, they're not muscle girls, ew! Those aren't kawaii at all! They look like Sisters of Battle, but prettier, and their armour is even better than Marines and they use them just as well! And none of them are bald either, baka!

>this thread

So are you guys gonna put this on 1d4, or what?

>>15270272
Then what's the damn point then?!

>>15270358
....they are Mary Sues. Perfect in Every Way/Shape/Form and are designed to be easily hateable.

>>15270348
Already did.

http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Golden_Aquilas

Of course they're not muscle girls! Then how could they all be half Eldar?

>>15270374
>>15270413
>>15270282
Yeeeah, muscle girls are a no.

>>15270060
Don't be silly. She calmed the infinite rage in the Angry Marines hearts by teaching them about peace and love.

>>15270436

There are things that NO ONE NOT EVEN THE EMPORER can do.

>>15270272
they are still seven feet tall.

>>15270530


but proportionally they're still the same as a smoking hot lady

>>15270530
Actually, they're all nine feet tall. Outside their armor.
Yes, one and a half feet taller than normal armored marines.

This codex would get the matt ward award for clever background story, and improvement of the 40k story line.

Good work OP

>>15270650
Makes sense they'd be as tall as the Custodes, since their founder was one.