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    304 KB Golden Aquilas Thread Anonymous 06/22/11(Wed)10:08 No.15350349  
    Last thread autosagged (I think) but still got archived.

    What we've got right now:
    - a good amount of writefaggotry
    - quite a few characters
    - company styles
    - a tiny bit of crunch

    What we need more of:
    - drawfaggotry
    - tabletop crunch
    - a warcry
    - chapter symbol
    >> Anonymous 06/22/11(Wed)10:09 No.15350355
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    >> Anonymous 06/22/11(Wed)10:11 No.15350364
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    Thumbs up for the satire.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/11(Wed)10:12 No.15350371
    Is the pic the Chapter Master?
    >> Hive Fleet Nidhoggr !!1rirzLttJkv 06/22/11(Wed)10:12 No.15350375
    -_- Do I gotta copy-pasta the whole story now? (And its still not even done. Bored of this faggotry.)
    >> Anonymous 06/22/11(Wed)10:13 No.15350382
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    Oh goddammit here we go again.

    It's like a trainwreck, gruesome but I just can't look away.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/11(Wed)10:14 No.15350390
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    >fem marines
    >half-eldar marine
    >lesbian cat-girl
    >Draigo's lover
    >Ebony Dementia
    >> Anonymous 06/22/11(Wed)10:17 No.15350405
    Concerning tabletop :
    - Eternal Warrior for everyone !
    - when one of the golden Aquila lost her last wound, she is removed from the game only on 1 of a d6.
    - If she is removed, she is not really dead, you silly.
    - When a Golden Aquila lost her last wound, whatever if she comes back, all firendly units in a 12' radius around her can now freely fire once.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/11(Wed)10:18 No.15350407
    This is the greatest chapter ever.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/11(Wed)10:20 No.15350416
    Universal Rules for Aquilas!

    Better than You: Each individual Aquila unit can distribute a +1 boost to any stats that is not armour or saves.

    Spess Mehreens: Have all Universal rules from Codex: Space Marines

    The Aegis

    Faith Rules
    >> Anonymous 06/22/11(Wed)10:21 No.15350423
    >a warcry

    >> Anonymous 06/22/11(Wed)10:22 No.15350427
    There's also a female version of Edward Elric.
    >> Hive Fleet Nidhoggr !!1rirzLttJkv 06/22/11(Wed)10:23 No.15350431
    You're forgetting Helveticus Archival, the only man in an all female space marine group.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/11(Wed)10:23 No.15350432
    >Do I gotta copy-pasta the whole story now?
    What if you put it on 1d4chan?
    >> Anonymous 06/22/11(Wed)10:25 No.15350441
    Proposed basic Aquila stats:

    WS 4
    BS 4
    S 4
    T 4
    W 1
    I 4
    A 1
    Ld 10
    Sv 3+ (6+ invulnerable)

    Wargear: Combi-bolter, bolt pistol, power weapon (can be upgraded to force), frag grenades, krak grenades, shield, Aquila power armour

    Special Rules: Better Than You
    >> Anonymous 06/22/11(Wed)10:26 No.15350444
    Wow this army will be expensive as fuck.
    >> Hive Fleet Nidhoggr !!1rirzLttJkv 06/22/11(Wed)10:26 No.15350448
    Meh, doing.

    Whats a good title for it?
    >> Anonymous 06/22/11(Wed)10:27 No.15350453
    The one with Serena/Helveticus/Edys?
    Triple Heresy.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/11(Wed)10:32 No.15350473
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    >Dat wiki article

    They need supportive but internally-tormented boyfriends for true sue-ness.
    >> Hive Fleet Nidhoggr !!1rirzLttJkv 06/22/11(Wed)10:33 No.15350477
    Helveticus is everyones man... Dreadnought.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/11(Wed)10:34 No.15350480
    I propose that instead of lightning claws the Aquilas use force katanas, which have the same rules but also count as force weapons.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/11(Wed)10:36 No.15350490
    Ok, so I haven't paid attention to golden aquillas AT ALL.
    Until this thread I was under the impression that they were more codex marine than Ultramarines.

    Oh man... was I wrong...
    >> Anonymous 06/22/11(Wed)10:37 No.15350496
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    This chapter is missing something. You wanna know what it is?

    A rival chaos warband.
    Filled with villain sues.
    >> Hive Fleet Nidhoggr !!1rirzLttJkv 06/22/11(Wed)10:38 No.15350501
    ._. Why do I have this horrible, horrible feeling?
    >> Anonymous 06/22/11(Wed)10:39 No.15350512
    Which route should we go? Completely illogical and pointless super evil just for the sake of it, or evil smexy BEST OF THE BEST Chaos warband?
    >> Anonymous 06/22/11(Wed)10:40 No.15350514
    I agree with this.
    We could just use force falchions, but those are SO un-kawaii.
    >> Fabricator-General Scriptarius 06/22/11(Wed)10:40 No.15350517
    I don't even really know where to begin with these...

    I mean I guess GKs would be the opitmal base but good god what the fuck would I have to do it to make it look the part...
    >> Anonymous 06/22/11(Wed)10:40 No.15350518
    >Completely illogical and pointless super evil just for the sake of it, or evil smexy BEST OF THE BEST Chaos warband?
    Both obviously.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/11(Wed)10:41 No.15350521
    They would need to worship a major chaos power that isn't any of the four.
    And they would need to be formed preheresy but consist entirely of post heresy chaos marines that were never loyalists to begin with.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/11(Wed)10:42 No.15350522
    force falchions that work the way some people thought they did pre-faq
    >> Anonymous 06/22/11(Wed)10:42 No.15350523
    >They would need to worship a major chaos power that isn't any of the four.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/11(Wed)10:43 No.15350537
    >5 chaos marines conquer whole planet, convert who population to chaos, creating a working economy and functional demon-fount outside of the eye of terror.
    >leave and glass the planet for the lulz.
    >> Hive Fleet Nidhoggr !!1rirzLttJkv 06/22/11(Wed)10:43 No.15350538
    Malal. Entire chapter is filled with emo goth anti-sues who still end up reeking of Mary Sue.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/11(Wed)10:44 No.15350544

    They will be the group that /tg/ will weep bitterly in rage as they cannot admit how much they love them.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/11(Wed)10:45 No.15350552
    It'd almost be amusing to have them be not-mary sue at all.
    But instead fucking operatoroperator.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/11(Wed)10:46 No.15350554
    >Completely illogical and pointless super evil just for the sake of it
    Warband Masters of Evil, led by Stalin, Milan Lukić and Oskar Dirlewanger in SPACE.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/11(Wed)10:47 No.15350557
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    The leader of the Chaos Warband outta be this really uber-powerful, intelligent and sexy sorceress chick who hates the Aquilas because they wouldn't let her join.

    She should also have a lover who's a super strong Daemon Prince chaos marine who acts as her Dragon.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/11(Wed)10:49 No.15350571
    Wait, so is the chaos warband meant to be a counter point or a foil?

    Are they there to make the Golden Aquilas look dumb and fumbling, or there to make GA look like protagonists in a cartoon show?
    >> Hive Fleet Nidhoggr !!1rirzLttJkv 06/22/11(Wed)10:49 No.15350573
    No. Her lover must be a Warhammer Fantasy VC who somehow survived into 40k. You know it to be true.
    >> The God-Emperor of Mankind 06/22/11(Wed)10:50 No.15350576
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    OH GOD NO.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/11(Wed)10:51 No.15350583
    Actually I like this one better.

    A mega daemon prince should still be the warband's dragon though.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/11(Wed)10:52 No.15350590
    /tg/ I am crying right now.
    >> Hive Fleet Nidhoggr !!1rirzLttJkv 06/22/11(Wed)10:52 No.15350592
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    >> Anonymous 06/22/11(Wed)10:54 No.15350604
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    Connections to Marvel universe unintended. It just sounded perfectly retarded and like a name nobody would really give to themselves.

    Image somehow related.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/11(Wed)10:56 No.15350617
    If we're going to have a rival warband, they have to be absurdly evil. I mean, to a fucking RIDICULOUSLY extent of puppy-kicking world-destroying for-the-evulz evil.

    It also has to be played perfectly straight. These guys may be Saturday morning cartoon villains, but their ones capable of murdering billions.
    >> Hive Fleet Nidhoggr !!1rirzLttJkv 06/22/11(Wed)10:56 No.15350619
    Stupid emo anti-sue. Wonder how I could write it... Probably horribly, but hell.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/11(Wed)11:00 No.15350644
    The sort that continuously whip their minions while laughing maniacally.

    Also rape factory.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/11(Wed)11:02 No.15350660
    So, a chaos warband run by a smexy evil sorceress, her vampire count husbando and a fucking strong daemon prince who are extremely competent yet do everything for the evulz?
    >> Hive Fleet Nidhoggr !!1rirzLttJkv 06/22/11(Wed)11:05 No.15350686
    Yes. And for the fuck of it, lets get a Chaos Dreadnought that does not go insane. At all. Alpha as fuck.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/11(Wed)11:06 No.15350692
    >rape factory
    Ain't that a bit too much? I was thinking these guys would be more like something a 13-year old fanfic writer would come with up.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/11(Wed)11:08 No.15350702
    >smexy evil sorceress
    Wouldn't Chaos Eldar Farseer be more sue-ish? And in reality, she's the mother of all Mandrakes.

    But where'd you get the vampire count?
    >> Anonymous 06/22/11(Wed)11:09 No.15350713
    Naw, porn is what all suethors resort to.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/11(Wed)11:10 No.15350718
    >But where'd you get the vampire count?
    He's from WHFB and is 40,000 years old. He's survived for so long since he's incredibly powerful and intelligent.
    >> Hive Fleet Nidhoggr !!1rirzLttJkv 06/22/11(Wed)11:11 No.15350726

    This is sadly true. Roll any character on the Wyrmrest Accord server in WoW, and head to Stormwind City. Download all the RP addons. Start crying tears of rage.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/11(Wed)11:11 No.15350732
    >haven't really been following these threads
    >look at 1d4chan wiki article on the golden aquilas
    >read the write faggotry at the end
    >wtf is this
    >golden aquilas are now the best chapter ever for all time
    >> Anonymous 06/22/11(Wed)11:14 No.15350756
    Really? You guys couldn't stop at just one mary-sue chapter?

    I think we need an intervention.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/11(Wed)11:14 No.15350757
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    I've gone another villain sue idea.

    A former marine of the Aquilas who fell to the darkness of Chaos for some reason and abandoned her friends.

    As she's the only Golden Aquila to have ever truly fallen, the chapter maintains a limit of 999 marines in remembrance.

    She also has a single wing and was originally in 3rd company.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/11(Wed)11:16 No.15350775
    >> Anonymous 06/22/11(Wed)11:18 No.15350787
    Oh God yes. This is too horrible/amazing to not be so.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/11(Wed)11:20 No.15350808
    >> Hive Fleet Nidhoggr !!1rirzLttJkv 06/22/11(Wed)11:21 No.15350815
    >> Anonymous 06/22/11(Wed)11:23 No.15350828
    >Wouldn't Chaos Eldar Farseer be more sue-ish? And in reality, she's the mother of all Mandrakes.
    And lying with daemons would restore her soul Slaanesh wouldn't swallow her. Aww, now look what you've done /d/.

    So, is this warband going to be normal all male, or Golden Aquilas evil version?
    >> Anonymous 06/22/11(Wed)11:23 No.15350830
    Guys, I think we love Mary Sues too much.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/11(Wed)11:25 No.15350845
    Wyrmrest EU or US?
    I need a laugh, and unintended comedy is the best.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/11(Wed)11:25 No.15350850
    >So, is this warband going to be normal all male
    Think so, only with a few special members being female (sorceress leader, fallen Aquila chick).
    >> Hive Fleet Nidhoggr !!1rirzLttJkv 06/22/11(Wed)11:27 No.15350856
    US. Best Mary Sue hangouts are the Cathedral, and the one bar in the... Old Town? Yea, I think its Old Town. With Horde, its every single person in Silvermoon City. No exceptions.

    Been a year or so since I've been there, so the server might have devolved to a simple PVE server by now.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/11(Wed)11:27 No.15350860
    I think it is a combination of an innate desire to troll, bad experiences and a perverted sense of humour.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/11(Wed)11:30 No.15350879
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    >Scarshield Legion
    >Every Blood Elf is a futanari
    >Every single one
    >> Hive Fleet Nidhoggr !!1rirzLttJkv 06/22/11(Wed)11:34 No.15350910
    ... Dear lord, it devolved into something worse than a PVE server.

    Troll the living hell out of them, and tell them that Buxington/Adhnan/Deathbot sends his regards. See how many people rage. (probably none)

    Back on topic. If we do a regular all male CSM chapter filled with emo/goth/anti-sues, we pretty much get the Chaos Version of the Pretty Marines.

    Let's aim for Sailor Moon faggotry.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/11(Wed)11:37 No.15350930
    > f we do a regular all male CSM chapter filled with emo/goth/anti-sues, we pretty much get the Chaos Version of the Pretty Marines.

    Well who said they'd all have to be emo/goth sues? There's a lot of different types of villain sues to work with than just that.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/11(Wed)11:39 No.15350954
    >Troll the living hell out of them, and tell them that Buxington/Adhnan/Deathbot sends his regards. See how many people rage. (probably none)
    EU, mang. And haven't played in long time.

    >Let's aim for Sailor Moon faggotry.
    A female chaos chapter then. Their chief apothecary is a female version of Fabius Bile. She is one of the best apothecaries in the world, and only a handful of marines have ever died because she always manages to save them. She is almost never on the field because she abhors killing, and values life above everything else.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/11(Wed)11:42 No.15350981
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    Picture related, it's her?
    >> Anonymous 06/22/11(Wed)11:45 No.15351000
    I'mma do some fluffing out for the warband's daemon prince.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/11(Wed)11:45 No.15351010

    You should see Argent Dawn.

    >> Anonymous 06/22/11(Wed)11:47 No.15351027
    Argent Dawn? At least in -09 it was the best EU RP server.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/11(Wed)11:58 No.15351128
    How about child soldiers? That would certainly be grimdark.
    >> Hive Fleet Nidhoggr !!1rirzLttJkv 06/22/11(Wed)11:58 No.15351133
    Was. Then Wyrmrest Accord came out in WOTLK, triggering The Great RP Migration. Think the cancer on /b/, but its more of a plague. From server to server, great roleplayers following horribly written lore in an attempt to make something fun... All being brought to their knees by the atrocities of the Futa-Draenei/Belfs. And of course the 'not a ####'s.

    It's the chief reason why I went to City of Villains. A little bit more ero, but hell, everything is much more flexible.

    Might eventually go back to WA on Buxington to stir shit up.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/11(Wed)12:00 No.15351152

    It's still good, were it not filled with zany retards who fancy themselves funny because they know a few memes.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/11(Wed)12:03 No.15351189
    Khazoroth Udunsog, the Burning Claw of Darkness and Malal's Destroyer, in among the most powerful and feared daemon princes. A 10k veteran and former astartes of the Sons of Horus, Khazoroth was one of the few marines who stayed behind on Terra after Horus' death. After managing to slay fifty loyalist marines he was finally slain by a Blood Angel who sliced off his arm.

    However, Khazoroth would not die as Malal had plans for him. After his body was jettisoned from a ship towards the sun, a daemon possessed the empty socket where his arm was and brought him back to life. He then murdered the crew of the Imperial ship, having a new arm creating by the possessing daemon, and take control, steering it into the Eye of Terror. Once he had arrived at the Eye he began slaughterer any traitor astartes that got in his way.

    Khazoroth managed to start a civil war within the Eye due to his bloodshed, traitors and servants of Chaos butchering each other. Mala, pleased with his work, elevated the warrior to the status of a daemon prince.

    Want me to continue?
    >> Hive Fleet Nidhoggr !!1rirzLttJkv 06/22/11(Wed)12:12 No.15351258
    Yus. Malal doesn't actually have a true canon Daemon Prince, does he?

    Please continue.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/11(Wed)12:13 No.15351262
    Malal himself isn't canon. Do continue, but needs more Sue.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/11(Wed)12:28 No.15351335
    After ascending to daemonhood, Khazoroth traveled throughout the eye, looking for a weapon suitable for one as strong as him.

    On one planet he discovered a chaos titan with a massive power fist/claw. Khazoroth eventually destroyed the titan in a duel and took the fist from it's remains, merging it with his daemon-possessed arm. He also ripped armour from it to wear as his own.

    Khazoroth, wanting to test his new equipment, launched an attack on the Thousand Sons world. Several small groups of chaos marines, impressed by this fearsome daermon prince, joined Khazoroth in his attack. Many marines on both sides where slain and the battle ended shortly after a Lord of Change appeared and wiped out the Malal daemon's marines. Khazoroth then attacked the Lord of Change, burrowing his claw in it's chest and ripping out it's heart which he devoured. Doing this gave Khazoroth the ability to breath warp fire that could melt adamantium.

    >> Anonymous 06/22/11(Wed)12:35 No.15351369
    Slanneshi influences anyone?
    >> Ragnasal !!69YZM9mjEHH 06/22/11(Wed)12:39 No.15351402
    >> Anonymous 06/22/11(Wed)12:49 No.15351472
    A Bloodthirster, intrigued by Khazoroth and his butchering of the Tzeentchian worshipers, sent out a challenge to the dameon prince. He accepted and met the bloodthirster on a moon within the Eye of Terror.

    The bloodthirster expected a duel but Khazoroth instead brought fifty sorcerers which he had captured and made serve him. The sorcerers bound the bloodthirster in place using their magic and Khazoroth began blasting the daemon with warp fire until all that was left was it's soul. Khazoroth took the soul and merged it with an axe-sword hybrid weapon, creating his own daemon blade to use. He then left the moon and allowed his sorcerers to be butchered by the daemons who served the bloodthrister and were angered by his death.

    Khazoroth continued carving a name through the Eye until he spotted a grand light which could be seen billions of kilometers away. This light was the battle barge of the Golden Aquilas, and on it was their founder Lady Jessamene Integra Isabella D'Arcelle Dawnshadow.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/11(Wed)12:58 No.15351523
    Khazoroth attacked the battle barge with a force of Malal worshipers and enslaved warriors. Many were killed by the Golden Aquilas but Khazoroth managed to get aboard the ship.

    The daemon prince cut down any Aquila that got in his way, including the 1st company Captain and her retinue. Hurt by the death of one of her most beloved and honorable daughters, the Lady Dawnshadow engaged the daemon prince in a duel. Although not yet a Living Saint she managed to slay Khazoroth, but he still came back from the warp a century later.

    Khazoroth soon discovered a chaos warband dedicated to Malal, which declared themselves enemies of the Golden Aquilas. Impressed by Khazoroth's abilities, the darkly beautiful and cunning leader of the warband invited the daemon to join them. Khazoroth now serves as their greatest warrior.
    >> Spawn_More_Synaps 06/22/11(Wed)13:02 No.15351558
    He once punched Matt Ward, thats right you heard me
    He can speak Eldar, in Gothic
    He has out Stued an entire Chapter of Mary Sue Marines
    He is the most interesting Dreadnought in the Galaxy

    Brother Helveticus
    I don't always Sleep with Mary Sues, but when I do They'er the Golden Auilas, keep writing My friends
    >> Ragnasal !!69YZM9mjEHH 06/22/11(Wed)13:12 No.15351631
    I can't help but laugh.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/11(Wed)13:23 No.15351699

    Some say that he runs faster than the color red itself.

    Others claim he's really what the Tyranids are trying to flee from.

    All we know is... he's called Brother Helveticus.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/11(Wed)13:26 No.15351724
    So anyone have any ideas for warcry/symbol?
    >> Ragnasal !!69YZM9mjEHH 06/22/11(Wed)13:28 No.15351741
    The symbol (for the GA's) should be an engraving of the Emperors face.

    Still no ideas for a war cry though.

    >Venerable Brother Helveticus Archival: I FIGHT FOR THE SEX!
    >> Anonymous 06/22/11(Wed)13:30 No.15351746
    But is he a bad enough dude to take on greater daemon slayer Khazoroth?
    >> Ragnasal !!69YZM9mjEHH 06/22/11(Wed)13:33 No.15351771
    Sounds like a good story. Results of fighting may be similar to two Falcon Punches collide.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/11(Wed)13:34 No.15351782
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    A chapter of mary sues and no decent /tg/ ork warband?

    fuck you.

    >> Anonymous 06/22/11(Wed)13:37 No.15351797
    "When the Golden Aquilas encountered the waaaghband of Killboss Rezgob, even though Orks have no genitals or sexual feelings whatsoever, the Waaghboss nevertheless expressed feelings of great attraction to the chapter. It seems to beauty of the Golden Aquilas is so great it can overcome any barrier, no matter how impossible."
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    Well... there are squigs for everything.

    >> Anonymous 06/22/11(Wed)13:42 No.15351834
    /tg/ both likes and simultaneously doesn't care for orks. They like them and think they're 'nice to have around', likes their attitude, and likes their conversions. They also don't care for them though, because no /tg/ memes are created for/from the Orks, no custom clans/tribes/warbands, and no /tg/ characters are made for them.
    >> Ragnasal !!69YZM9mjEHH 06/22/11(Wed)13:43 No.15351836
    Bad image.
    Suddenly reminded of the All Natural Stim Belt from Corruption of Champions.
    >> ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH 06/22/11(Wed)13:43 No.15351840
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    Now die. I hate, I hate, I hate the very concept of the Golden Aquilas. Really.

    It is so bad in every possible and impossible way that I hope that the people behind this gets hamfists. Solid lumps of flesh for hands so that they cannot play with themselves while typewriting this MAXIMUM LEVEL Mary Sue shit.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/11(Wed)13:46 No.15351857
    Been done already, and not by /tg/.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/11(Wed)13:46 No.15351861

    Its a joke, a fucking joke, its MEANT to be fucking HORRIBLE, /tg/ has a HISTORY of making HORRIBLY EYE-GOUGINGLY PAINFUL MARY SUES all as a fucking joke.
    >> Ragnasal !!69YZM9mjEHH 06/22/11(Wed)13:47 No.15351865
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    >> Anonymous 06/22/11(Wed)13:47 No.15351866
    That's the point.
    The ENTIRE point.
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    wrong, they are Yakuza/gansters orks. I helped made them a bit before noone cared anymore.


    Well... we have the "orks loots everything" thing... but you are right and that makes me a sad ork.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/11(Wed)13:50 No.15351890

    I was going to say "I'm 12 and what is this?" but no, please no. Maybe later in /d/ but not know i'm having fun.
    >> ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH 06/22/11(Wed)13:51 No.15351897

    Those were cool, then there were the Al Capone-esque Ork klan that were cool aswell if I remember correctly
    >> Anonymous 06/22/11(Wed)13:52 No.15351900
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    Cowboy orks?
    >> Anonymous 06/22/11(Wed)13:53 No.15351913
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    >> ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH 06/22/11(Wed)13:54 No.15351925

    Still...don't /tg/ have at least some modicum of decency in these depraved times?
    >> Anonymous 06/22/11(Wed)13:59 No.15351957
    No, /tg/ just adopted the 'Orks loot everything' trope from the primary Ork forum, The-Waaagh!. They started it a long time ago with numerous 'Looted' projects. That's where the 'Dakkalith' (looted monolith), looted carnifex (first incarnation, and most after it), and numerous other 'looted' models came from.

    It just so happens more than a few Waaaghers also happen to frequent and show off their work here on /tg/. Hence the 'Orks loot everything' concept continued to here.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/11(Wed)13:59 No.15351962
    Been done... 'Green Knights' was a project quite some time ago by a member of The-Waaagh.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/11(Wed)14:01 No.15351975
    I've actually had the idea of making an ork warband that's basically just a bunch of feral orks that don't understand looting and just put tons of guns and armor onto big, powerful animals they find.

    I've actually been gathering goofy animal miniatures for the Big Toof Boyz to loot and orkify.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/11(Wed)14:03 No.15351994

    How about:
    Warboss Rejeinolt Chawnzay Horkork da Fif and his Fightan Geenteelmanz?
    >> Anonymous 06/22/11(Wed)14:07 No.15352018
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    >MFW these threads
    You guys started this, might as well finish it.
    >> Ragnasal !!69YZM9mjEHH 06/22/11(Wed)14:08 No.15352022
    We know ya like Burnas so we put Burnas on yo Trukks so you kud Trukk while yaz burnas.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/11(Wed)14:10 No.15352032
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    I want to do that but in a cowboy/barbarian way
    >> Fabricator-General Scriptarius 06/22/11(Wed)14:11 No.15352039
    I actually used to play a list like that.
    Not a single gun in the whole army needed BS to hit.
    >> Ragnasal !!69YZM9mjEHH 06/22/11(Wed)15:09 No.15352530
    Bumping. Just got pepper sprayed IRL for training purposes. Feels bad man.

    Back on topic.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/11(Wed)15:15 No.15352598
    So, anyone have some ideas for Golden Aquilas vehicles? Someone in the last thread had some good ideas (void-shield penitent engines, tau-tech landspeeders).
    >> Ragnasal !!69YZM9mjEHH 06/22/11(Wed)15:17 No.15352608
    A modified Land Raider. Make it OP somehow by adding Titan weaponry onto it.

    >> Anonymous 06/22/11(Wed)15:18 No.15352626
    A tau battlesuit that can transform into an armorued car.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/11(Wed)15:22 No.15352670
    I remember someone suggesting a psyker dreadnought which could have tau/eldar/grey knight guns, a jump pack and broadside railguns.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/11(Wed)15:29 No.15352747
    Guy who was working on the earleir crunch here. Going to try and come up with some Aquilla wargear/weapons/other armoury stuff.

    Here's my idea for the main Aquila weapon:

    Holy Bolter
    24" S5 AP5 Assault 2
    >> Anonymous 06/22/11(Wed)16:08 No.15353120
    More Aquilas wargear.

    Force Katana: Has the same rules as a lightning claw, as well as being a force weapon. Can be taken as a pair for extra re-roll.

    Shining Gaunlet: Power fist that also counts as a force weapon.

    Orichalcum Claymore: Counts a master-crafted eviscerator.

    Firesword: A force sword which can use a template ranged-attack with S4 and AP5.

    Will do more.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/11(Wed)16:29 No.15353362
    Star Gatling
    36" S6 AP4 Heavy 6

    Shadow Lance
    48" S8 AP3 Heavy 1, Lance

    Dragon-fire Cannon
    Template S5 AP4 Assault 3
    >> Anonymous 06/22/11(Wed)16:36 No.15353451
    Energy Rifle
    36" SX AP4 Sniper, Pinning, Heavy 2

    Plasma Blaster
    18" S7 AP2 Assault 3, Gets Hot!
    >> Anonymous 06/22/11(Wed)16:39 No.15353474
    what is this I don't even
    >> Anonymous 06/22/11(Wed)16:56 No.15353639

    Their Plasma weapons shouldn't get hot, since their techmarines are so much better than anyone else's and improve and make new designs because the AdMech is too stifling, but no one ever calls them out on it.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/11(Wed)17:10 No.15353786
    Phoenix Melta
    18" S8 AP1 Assault 1, Melta

    Auto Crossbow
    24" S3 AP5 Assault 4, ignores invulnerable saves

    Steel Slayer
    48" S7 AP4 Heavy 2, Rending
    >> Anonymous 06/22/11(Wed)17:16 No.15353833

    Seriously, four threads and not a single one.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/11(Wed)17:20 No.15353871
    I might be able to sketch something up. But what?
    >> Anonymous 06/22/11(Wed)17:23 No.15353896
    Brother Helveticus!

    Keep in mind he's an venerable Icelus pattern dreadnought, has a jump pack, and uses a plasma sword along with a storm shield.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/11(Wed)17:26 No.15353919
    I'll give it a try. I'm pretty shitty but I could use the practice.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/11(Wed)17:31 No.15353965
    Blessed Flamer
    Template S5 AP4 Assault 1

    Nova Launcher
    48" S6 AP4 Heavy 1 Barrage, Blast

    Holy Bolt Pistol
    12" S5 AP5 Pistol
    >> Anonymous 06/22/11(Wed)17:34 No.15353988
    What the hell is a plasma sword?
    >> Anonymous 06/22/11(Wed)17:37 No.15354014
    A sword made of pure plasma, duh.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/11(Wed)17:51 No.15354127
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    Okay, how wrong did I do it?
    >> Anonymous 06/22/11(Wed)17:52 No.15354131
    Dreadnought stats!

    WS 4
    BS 4
    S 6
    Armour 12, 12, 10
    I 4
    A 2

    Wargear: Doomfist w/Blessed Flamer, Psycannon


    Can be made Venerable with +1 WS and BS

    Can replace Psycannon with:
    Nova Launcher
    Dragon-fire Cannon
    Twin-linked Shadow Lance
    Twin-linked Phoenix Melta
    Twin-linked Star Gatling
    Twin-linked Energy Rifle
    Twin-linked Steel Slayer
    Doomfist w/Blessed Flamer

    Can replace Doomfist w/Blessed Flamer with:
    Nova Launcher
    Dragon-fire Cannon
    Twin-linked Shadow Lance
    Twin-linked Steel Slayer

    Can replace both with:
    Blood Talons
    >> Anonymous 06/22/11(Wed)17:57 No.15354181
    Other Upgrades:
    - Two Railguns
    - Jump Pack
    - Familiar (adds second psychic power)
    - Blacksun Filter
    >> Anonymous 06/22/11(Wed)17:59 No.15354195
    Not nearly kawaii enough.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/11(Wed)18:00 No.15354203
    What the hell is kawaii?
    >> Anonymous 06/22/11(Wed)18:01 No.15354219
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    Come to think of it, why don't the Aquilas have battlesuits? If anything we should at LEAST have one Captain who uses one.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/11(Wed)18:02 No.15354230
    Japanese for cute ^-^
    >> Anonymous 06/22/11(Wed)18:04 No.15354240
    ...okay... not sure how to make a Dreadnought cute, but I'll see what I can do.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/11(Wed)18:08 No.15354270
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    How about now?
    >> Anonymous 06/22/11(Wed)18:40 No.15354515
    I demand more crunch.

    And we should also decide on an army list for the Aquilas.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/11(Wed)18:42 No.15354541
    >reads Triple Heresy! story
    I find it highly disturbing that intentional uber-Sues have more personality than most canon characters.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/11(Wed)18:47 No.15354589
    I'm going to try and do some writefaggotry for Serena's and Helveticus' quarter-eldar assassin-raised little abomination. Excellent Sue potential there.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/11(Wed)19:03 No.15354728

    We know. We can't help it! Our writefags keep *trying* to make them more sue-ish, but keep doing the wrong things, like giving them faults and motivations. Clearly, we need worse writefags...

    'y know, I bet we could recruit some off deviantart...
    >> Anonymous 06/22/11(Wed)19:18 No.15354853
    The son of the Venerable Helveticus Archival and Captain Serena Starhawk, quarter-eldar Kyrus Wolfhawk is one of the most feared and beloved warriors of his subsector.

    Raised by a former assassin on the feral world of Shavekahn, Kyrus is an extremely skill individual. He knows countless things, including how to shoot, fight in close combat, sneak, arm and disarm explosives, hunt, survive in dangerous conditions, fly atmospheric ships and repair equipment. In his past he has fought tyranids, orks, dark eldar and even chaos.

    He appears to be a very fit and handsome boy, with a fierce but kind face, golden blackish hair and a blue eye along with a gold eye. He wears modified Vindicare stealthsuit capable of taking a bolter round. His main weapons are a scoped SMG-like assault sniper rifle, which fires poisonous piercing and shredding rounds. His other weapons are a force lightning claw that can function like a normal hand when needed and a psyker-bond pistol that he can use to fire mind bullets.

    Will do more.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/11(Wed)19:31 No.15354975
    >that he can use to fire mind bullets.

    "That's telekinesis Kyle."
    /old joke
    //is old.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/11(Wed)19:33 No.15354988
    Kyrus Wolfhawk has a very mature personality for a 16-year old boy. He is a fearless and brave person, but is also very cunning and quick-thinking. He is a merciless fighter, who makes his enemies fear him and brutally cuts them. To his friends he is kind, polite and has excellent social skills. Kyrus likes to be a lone wolf, following his own path on his own, but is known to help others with their problems and has many friends as such. He is very charming, fearsome and intimidating as well.

    For most of his life Kyrus was raised by a former assassin who taught him how to fight and survive. The two lived in a small village where everyone was kind and simple. One day, however, a Chaos Lord came by and butchering the villagers and burned their own down before Kyrus' very eyes. Although he was only a child at the time, the boy was un-traumatized by the slaughter and became only braver. He set out on a journey to slay the Chaos Lord, which he succeeded at and became renowned as a hero.

    >> Anonymous 06/22/11(Wed)19:35 No.15355009
    I actually did not intend for that reference. I literally meant mind bullets. Bullet made by his mind, which he loads into the gun mentally and shoots.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/11(Wed)19:40 No.15355047
    >Bullets made by his mind, which he loads into the gun mentally and shoots.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/11(Wed)19:40 No.15355055
    He's a Stu. He does what he wants.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/11(Wed)19:43 No.15355077
    Yes.I demand more.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/11(Wed)19:54 No.15355187
    Kyrus Wolfhawk has easily become of the Imperium's greatest allies within the sector. A skilled psyker with Astartes/Eldar blood and essentially an assassin, he has managed to do many great deeds in his life. This includes killing a Hive Tyrant kilometers away with a pistol shot from the hip, sneaking into a chaos battle barge and killing all the high-ranking champions, surviving in a Deathworld jungle for six months without any supplies, and beating a dozen wyches in a fight to the death in the Dark City.

    Although the child of two marines from the chapter, Kyrus Wolfhawk can never become a Golden Aquila. Nevertheless, he strives to make his parents proud and frequently assists the chapter.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/11(Wed)20:10 No.15355320
    >can never become a Golden Aquila
    I laughed.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/11(Wed)20:17 No.15355364
    So he's a quarter-eldar astartes child with ridiculously good fighting skills, a loner who has a great personality and is very friendly, is unaffected by witnessing all his friends slaughtered before him and was raised on a feral world by an assassin?
    >> Anonymous 06/22/11(Wed)20:23 No.15355394
    >> Anonymous 06/22/11(Wed)20:32 No.15355450
    Family reunions between him and his parents must be sooo awkward.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/11(Wed)20:43 No.15355532
    Another Rival Chaos Warband should instead be the followers of a God of Order and Law.They will be misunderstood special snowflakes that are hated by everyone but still fight for justice and peace.

    Their God is better because it is being built and designed rather than being Spawned. It'll have good Daemons, etc. . .
    >> Anonymous 06/22/11(Wed)20:50 No.15355585
    Also, a small band of Dark Eldar Space Marine crossbreeds who have turned their back on their races evil ways and fight to protect life and happiness. Their souls are so pure that Slaneesh cannot eat their souls, but they don't need Paths either. In fact, they are so good that they have managed to redeem Slaneeshi Daemons into the ways of compassion.
    Their leader is Vect's daughter, who turned against her father when he killed a little girl in front of her.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/11(Wed)21:19 No.15355907

    We already have enough Mary Sues. The only reason the first warband got made was because a) Villain Sues are sues too and b) we needed a chapter enemy.

    Now let's get back to Aquila fluffing.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/11(Wed)21:21 No.15355929
    That's not Sue-ish. It's just stupid.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/11(Wed)21:22 No.15355939
    >Dark Eldar Space Marine crossbreeds
    We already have that (Captain Ebony Dementia)
    >> Anonymous 06/22/11(Wed)21:23 No.15355965

    This is all terrible.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/11(Wed)21:31 No.15356038
    Mission accomplished.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/11(Wed)21:33 No.15356059
    Couldn't slannesh make female marines work? Or at least hermaphrodites?
    >> Anonymous 06/22/11(Wed)22:34 No.15356655
    Aquila Special Rules

    And They Shall Know No Fear

    Psyker Mastery Levels

    Psychic Pilot

    The Aegis

    Combat Squads

    Better Than You: Each single Aquila unit gets a +1 boost to any single stat that is not saves or armour.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/11(Wed)22:36 No.15356675
    Who the fuck is still developing this? What kind of twisted mind is still pushing this crap? It was ok for a thread... maybe being remembered; but still? Come the fuck on.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/11(Wed)22:48 No.15356812
    More wargear!

    Aegis Runic Tactical Dreadnought Armour: Counts as terminator armour and renders psychic powers use on wearer useless.

    Wings: User counts as jump infantry and can enter battle via deepstrike.

    Familiar: Increases Mastery Level by one.

    Animal Companion: A creature that follows around whatever unit it is attached to.



    Bestial Steed
    >> Anonymous 06/22/11(Wed)22:50 No.15356839
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    >What kind of twisted mind is still pushing this crap?
    >> Anonymous 06/22/11(Wed)22:59 No.15356925
    >Animal Companion
    >Bestial Steed
    How kawaii.
    >> Hive Fleet Nidhoggr !!1rirzLttJkv 06/23/11(Thu)08:44 No.15360014
    >> Hive Fleet Nidhoggr !!1rirzLttJkv 06/23/11(Thu)08:52 No.15360043
    >Kyrus: Ummm... Hi mom... Dad...

    >Serena Starhawk: Oh dear... This is awkward indeed... How's your mentor doing? Is he treating you well?

    >> Anonymous 06/23/11(Thu)09:32 No.15360198
    Sooo they've got autocannons, sniper rifles, bright lances, missle/mortars, mini Psilencers, stake crossbows, meltas, flamers and plasma only with TOTALLY BAWESOME names and more oevrpowered?
    >> Ragnasal !!69YZM9mjEHH 06/23/11(Thu)10:34 No.15360488
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    Mary. Sues.
    >> Ragnasal !!69YZM9mjEHH 06/23/11(Thu)11:09 No.15360775
    Bump. Nobody is allowed to let the Mary Sue thread die.

    On a different note, I might be finishing up 'Triple Heresy!'. Don't know yet, lacking inspiration.
    >> Anonymous 06/23/11(Thu)12:47 No.15361409
    Crunch guy back. Gonna get some more stats up soon. Feel free to post some sueish weapon/vehicle/wargear ideas for me to work on.
    >> Anonymous 06/23/11(Thu)13:36 No.15361730
    1st Company Terminator Squad

    WS 4
    BS 4
    S 4
    T 4
    W 1
    I 4
    A 2
    Ld 10
    Sv 2+, 3++

    Wargear: Aegis Runic tactical dreadnought armour, Combi-bolter, force weapon

    Special Rules: And They Shall Know No Fear, Combat Squads, The Aegis, Even Better

    Even Better: Being the best of the best, 1st company members get two +1 boosts to any stat.


    2 can replace Combi-Bolters with:
    - Star Gatling
    - Dragon-fire Cannon
    - Nova Launcher

    All can replace force weapon with:
    - Witchblade
    - Force Katana
    - Shining Gaunlet
    - Orichalcum Claymore (only takes one hand)
    - Firesword
    - Daemonhammer

    Can replace both weapons with:
    - Two Force Katanas

    Squad can be given personal teleporters.

    One member may be upgraded to a Sergeant, with +1 to Attack and Leadership.

    Sergeant may be given:
    - Singing Spear (replaces force weapon)
    - Psychic Power from Codex: Grey Knights or Codex: Space Marines
    - Familiar (allows for another psychic power)
    - Animal Companion
    - Mastercrafted Weapon
    >> Anonymous 06/23/11(Thu)14:37 No.15362312
    Marneus Augustus Calgar was a god of a man.

    A demigod titan clad in nigh-unbreakable plate, he was a mighty warrior even among the Astartes. Calgar's fists were thunder and his blows lighting. His body was a mesh of muscle and steel, bionics and metal making him much of his mass. The ground would be crushed and cracked with every powerful step he took.

    Calgar was a genius as well as a giant, a tactical commander of unmatched cunning. His wisdom of war allowed him to succeed in hundreds upon hundreds of campaigns.

    He was among the Imperium's greatest heroes. Marneus Calagr had swatted the Hive Fleet Behemoth like it were a fly, endured assault from an entire Ork army for a full day, and even defeated the Avatar of War itself single-handily.

    He was a descended of Roboute Guilliman, one of the greatest primarchs and the spiritual liege of nearly all space marines. His sons, the Ultramarines, are his ideals given physical manifestation. The ultimate warriors of courage and honour.

    Marenus Calgar, being the master of such a grand chapter, is generally proud and grateful for his status in life. But this is not always so.

    There are times when he will look out into the stars. Calgar will see a glowing light, as beautiful and shining as a star, soaring into the Eye of Terror. On those nights he will go to bed and slowly cry himself to sleep.

    For Calgar know that no matter how hard he tries, he will never be a Golden Aquila.
    >> Anonymous 06/23/11(Thu)14:43 No.15362363
    Marneus Calgar wishes to be the little girl.
    >> Ragnasal !!69YZM9mjEHH 06/23/11(Thu)18:10 No.15364088
    >> Anonymous 06/23/11(Thu)19:39 No.15364777
    Basic Aquilas Revised

    WS 4
    BS 4
    S 4
    T 4
    W 1
    I 4
    A 1
    Ld 9
    Sv 3+, 6++

    Wargear: Holy Bolter OR Holy bolt pistol and power weapon, frag grenades, Aquila power armour

    Special Rules: Better Than You, And They Shall Know No Fear, Combat Squads, The Aegis


    2 can be given:
    - Blessed Flamer
    - Psycannon
    - Energy Rifle
    - Nova Launcher
    - Phoenix Melta
    - Steel Slayer
    - Star Gatling
    - Shadow Lance

    All can be given force weapons.

    One can be upgraded to Sergeant with +1 Attack and Leadership.

    Sergeant can be given:
    - Auto Crossbow (replaces ranged weapon)
    - Shining Gauntlet (replaces force/power weapon)
    - Force Katana (replaces force/power weapon)
    - Firesword (replaces force/power weapon)
    - A psychic power from Codex: Space Marines
    - Familiar
    - Animal Companion
    - Meltabombs
    >> Anonymous 06/23/11(Thu)19:44 No.15364820
    I'm just going to say it,

    I'd fuck it.
    >> Anonymous 06/23/11(Thu)22:24 No.15366198
    >I'd fuck it
    Heey that's awfully rude. Ebony Dementia is a person just like you or me.

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