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    279 KB Anonymous 06/26/11(Sun)08:15 No.15391375  
    Ok guys, a friend of mine wants to learn how to play D&D 3.5.
    We made a quick character (a wizard), and in a few days I'll be running a game to teach him the rules properly.
    Problem is, a level 1 wizard is pretty squishy, so I tought I could give him an npc to protect him... And I want to do this with you, /tg/: you'll be rolling for race, class, all the important stuff, and later we'll develop it's background.
    Wanna help me with this, guys?

    Roll 1d100 and choose a race, highest of the first five rolls decides.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/11(Sun)08:21 No.15391413
    rolled 46 = 46

    >> Anonymous 06/26/11(Sun)08:28 No.15391462
    OP here, I'll go with warforged if no one else rolls.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/11(Sun)08:29 No.15391469
    rolled 80 = 80

    >> OP 06/26/11(Sun)08:31 No.15391479
    >assuming temporary name

    Well, that would surely make things interesting!
    Somthing I forgot, the character is Neutral Good, how would you justify him being with a succubus? Maybe she was sent to "corrupt" him?
    >> Anonymous 06/26/11(Sun)08:34 No.15391503
    she's in disguise maby?
    >> Anonymous 06/26/11(Sun)08:34 No.15391505
    rolled 96 = 96


    The other half is Fey, with limited powers due to the usage of iron for its golem half.
    >> OP 06/26/11(Sun)08:37 No.15391519
    Awesome, but how would that even work?
    >> Anonymous 06/26/11(Sun)08:38 No.15391521
    rolled 81 = 81

    Let's keep it simple. Human.`
    >> OP 06/26/11(Sun)08:41 No.15391540
    I love you a little

    It could work, maybe she was sent to his magic academy as a spy; the need to maintain her disguise would also force her to limit the usage of her powers, to not overplay the wizard

    Now that I think about it, maybe he was created in a crazy experiment?
    >> Anonymous 06/26/11(Sun)08:48 No.15391578
    rolled 37 = 37

    6,000,000gp Fairyman, basically.

    Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the magic. We have the capability to build the world's half-golem Fey. Set Vve A'yo Stin will be that Fey. Better than he was before. Better, stronger, faster. But all I have is this iron.
    >> OP 06/26/11(Sun)08:51 No.15391597
    I fucking love this.
    Screw the class rolling, let's develop this awesome badass.
    Maybe he was the head of the magic academy, mortally wounded after a fight against an evil wizard?
    >> Anonymous 06/26/11(Sun)08:53 No.15391603
    rolled 15 = 15

    A chair, polymorphed into a human woman.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/11(Sun)08:55 No.15391621
    rolled 98 = 98

    Let's not get carried away. How about we let /tg/ at random decide the class. I'll roll Artificer. He could have even developed techniques used in his own operation.
    >> OP 06/26/11(Sun)08:56 No.15391625
    Unrelated to the thread, once a party I was DM'ing met a werestool.
    One of them got bite and infected.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/11(Sun)08:56 No.15391629
    rolled 29 = 29


    Alright, maybe we can get carried away.
    >> OP 06/26/11(Sun)08:57 No.15391637
    Artificer sounds convincing, and with your roll I'm pretty sure that's what he'll end up being...
    Ok guys, roll for your class, see if you can beat this anon!
    >> Anonymous 06/26/11(Sun)08:59 No.15391654
    What kind of Fey particularly? Isn't Fey more of a creature type than a race?
    >> Anonymous 06/26/11(Sun)09:02 No.15391669
    rolled 91 = 91

    >> Anonymous 06/26/11(Sun)09:03 No.15391681
    rolled 80 = 80

    The dice in this thread are crazy.

    So, let's try Druid just to see how the dice feel about it.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/11(Sun)09:07 No.15391704
    rolled 93 = 93

    Bionic Man was an astronaut/pilot, right? What kind of class would reflect that?
    >> OP 06/26/11(Sun)09:07 No.15391705
    Ok, we have three rolls and artificer is still winning, even if the dice gods are showing a particular benevolence to this thread; two other rolls and we'll be done with his class
    >> Anonymous 06/26/11(Sun)09:08 No.15391710
    rolled 90 = 90

    >> Anonymous 06/26/11(Sun)09:09 No.15391718
    rolled 19 = 19

    What the hell. These rolls are ridiculous.

    Bard. It's a /tg/ favorite.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/11(Sun)09:13 No.15391737
    Looks like Artificer, indeed. What's next?
    >> OP 06/26/11(Sun)09:14 No.15391744
    Aaaaaaand we're done, artificer still large and in charge!
    What started as a nameless npc became an important NPC... But what level should he be, guys?
    As usual, 1d100, five rolls, highest wins!
    >> Anonymous 06/26/11(Sun)09:17 No.15391763
    rolled 58 = 58

    All of the levels.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/11(Sun)09:17 No.15391769
    rolled 42 = 42

    I haven't actually played DnD, so I don't know whereabout the power scale the levels are... so 5.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/11(Sun)09:18 No.15391773
    rolled 57 = 57

    >> Anonymous 06/26/11(Sun)09:19 No.15391782
    rolled 27 = 27

    >> OP 06/26/11(Sun)09:20 No.15391788
    Levels go from 1 to 20, after that you become epic
    >> Anonymous 06/26/11(Sun)09:20 No.15391789
    rolled 30 = 30

    He transcends natural level progression. He is the 6,000,000 level man.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/11(Sun)09:21 No.15391797
    rolled 98 = 98

    13, considering his luck with horrible accidents.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/11(Sun)09:22 No.15391807
    rolled 70 = 70

    Level 5 support from me.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/11(Sun)09:22 No.15391808
    rolled 34 = 34

    98, considering that's a recurring number in this thread!
    >> OP 06/26/11(Sun)09:24 No.15391816
    And 13 is!
    Now, what has made him what he is now?
    He got mortally injured after a fight? Lust for power? Boredom?
    Your choice, /tg/: write it and roll.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/11(Sun)09:25 No.15391827
    rolled 96 = 96

    Another crazy experiment. He artifice...d some sort of high-speed aerial vehicle then tried to pilot it.

    He didn't do so well at it.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/11(Sun)09:28 No.15391845
    rolled 53 = 53

    A challenge issued by a wizard to prove his artifacts were capable of comparing to spells.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/11(Sun)09:37 No.15391894
    rolled 64 = 64

    He fell down some stairs. Ain't that right?
    >> Anonymous 06/26/11(Sun)09:38 No.15391901
    rolled 95 = 95

    His magic workshop can fly.

    He can't.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/11(Sun)09:39 No.15391905
    rolled 78 = 78

    >> Anonymous 06/26/11(Sun)09:42 No.15391929
    rolled 79 = 79

    He did it to himself intentionally, so he could apply his theory in practice.
    >> OP 06/26/11(Sun)09:43 No.15391937
    I like this.

    So fare we have:
    Artificer 13
    Become like this to save his own life after a failed experiment; the aircraift he was trying to create lacked the air- part.

    How does he act towards the players? He's friendly, tries to warn them from his own errors? He's a dick? He runs around humming "Iron Man"?
    >> Anonymous 06/26/11(Sun)09:43 No.15391938
    rolled 27 = 27

    Torn limb-from-limb by apes.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/11(Sun)09:47 No.15391961
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    rolled 55 = 55

    He's an all-American hero, an ace pilot (when his crafts function), heroic, charismatic, handsome, heroic, a genius with magic (most of the time), and heroic as well.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/11(Sun)09:48 No.15391968
    rolled 90 = 90

    Crazy bastard. Doesn't know what he's saying half the time, probably has his brain addled by all that iron.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/11(Sun)09:49 No.15391973
    rolled 1 = 1

    An angry, bitter shell of a man, who reacts violently to any and all attention to his "condition".
    >> Anonymous 06/26/11(Sun)09:50 No.15391983
    rolled 57 = 57

    He must drain magic energy to keep his body functioning.

    He acts like Dracula.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/11(Sun)09:52 No.15391993
    rolled 75 = 75

    He was a craftsman, he remains a craftsman, and he'll not let any little thing like a devastating crash and near fatal injury put a stop to his work.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/11(Sun)09:55 No.15392010
    rolled 43 = 43

    He's a ladies man. "It" is customizable, for the accommodation and pleasure of all possible partners.
    >> OP 06/26/11(Sun)09:56 No.15392013
    Awesome, awesome; an once happy and social fey transformed into an angry and blatering machine.

    But, /tg/, obviously he's quite powerful... But how does he fight? He buffs himself and charges ahead? He provides artillery fire with in-built weapons? He charms the enemy to turn on his side?
    Roll it, gentlemens.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/11(Sun)09:56 No.15392016
    rolled 26 = 26

    He never says anything. Ever.

    It's not certain if he refuses to speak, or is incapable due to his augmentations.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/11(Sun)09:58 No.15392029
    rolled 82 = 82

    His body is the magical-weapon equivalent of a swiss-army knife. All sorts of tools and enchanted trinkets hide inside his iron, ready to be dispensed and in-turn dispense all flavors of magical devastation.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/11(Sun)09:59 No.15392035
    rolled 5 = 5

    Plain swordsman, with a plain sword, backed only by magically-enhanced golem-strength.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/11(Sun)10:02 No.15392048
    rolled 73 = 73

    He has enhanced his body to be capable of flight. For the most part, his opponents have not. He either pulls them up and lets gravity take care of them, or simply lands on them from above.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/11(Sun)10:02 No.15392051
    rolled 67 = 67

    >> Anonymous 06/26/11(Sun)10:04 No.15392060
    rolled 76 = 76

    He can infuse his opponents gear with magic power, transforming their own weapons into tools of his will, and direct them to fight against their former masters.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/11(Sun)10:06 No.15392068
    rolled 90 = 90

    His arms shoot off, with chains attached to his elbows.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/11(Sun)10:11 No.15392097
    rolled 22 = 22

    He doesn't fight. He has constructs to fight for him.
    >> OP 06/26/11(Sun)10:11 No.15392099
    That's... cool, I'd say. Grapple attack from 30 feets, here I come!
    Now, let's shape the world around him; we've said that, when he was just a simple fey, he was the head of a magic academy... What sort of academy is this?
    >> Anonymous 06/26/11(Sun)10:12 No.15392105
    rolled 50 = 50

    Seems likely it'd be one more focused on the creation of magic items than on the actual usage of magic.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/11(Sun)10:14 No.15392125
    rolled 30 = 30

    An elite, young man-wizard boarding school. Beards are mandatory.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/11(Sun)10:15 No.15392134
    rolled 75 = 75

    Elementary school. Teaching the fundamentals differences of fire and water to adolescent magi.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/11(Sun)10:18 No.15392146
    rolled 26 = 26

    Wizard college. The class studies are not primarily magic focused, it's got math, history, literature, but the student body is just primarily magic.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/11(Sun)10:19 No.15392160
    rolled 53 = 53

    A fey-only school, very exclusive, very expensive.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/11(Sun)10:20 No.15392167
    rolled 64 = 64

    A Hogwarts-alike.
    >> OP 06/26/11(Sun)10:23 No.15392186
    We have a winner!
    Apparently, back in the days our Fey golem was the head teacher of an elementary school, where young promising students studied the basics of magic.
    How did his students (and the other teachers) react to his change of nature, both physical and mental?
    >> Anonymous 06/26/11(Sun)10:23 No.15392191
    rolled 59 = 59

    It's a hovel in the woods. It calls out to mages with nowhere else and they come, not because they know its there, but because they feel it.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/11(Sun)10:26 No.15392207
    rolled 37 = 37

    He's technically still employed by the school, albeit not as the headmaster any longer, and he just isn't scheduled to teach any classes at this time of year. Or later in the year... or next year...
    >> Anonymous 06/26/11(Sun)10:28 No.15392216
    rolled 83 = 83

    They let him continue as headmaster, he still comes in, they go along with what he says, it's all delightful good fun. He's not the bad sort of crazy, they think, more a visionary.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/11(Sun)10:29 No.15392219
    rolled 98 = 98

    Dropped him immediately. Who wants some "thing" like that near the impressionable young wizards?
    >> Anonymous 06/26/11(Sun)10:30 No.15392227
    rolled 60 = 60

    He's less "teacher" and more "subject" now. The classes learn about him, instead of from him.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/11(Sun)10:30 No.15392228
    thats going to be an really awesome character
    >> OP 06/26/11(Sun)10:37 No.15392270
    He was an important Fey, the founder of an important magic elementary school and an inventor; during one of his experiments, namely the creation of a fast and stable aircraft, he got horribly wounded, and was forced to "patch" his wounds with magically imbued iron, making him something between what he used to be and a golem.
    This modified radically his psyche, transforming what once was an happy and gentle fey into a crazy and horrible machine.
    Being an embodiment of how distructive failures with magic are, he has been dropped out of the school.
    How did he react to this?
    >> OP 06/26/11(Sun)10:41 No.15392288
    also, excuse me for any typing error, repetitions, grammar fucks up, etc; I'm basically writing stuff on the fly, and english isn't my main language.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/11(Sun)10:46 No.15392322
    rolled 86 = 86

    He didn't give a damn about the school anymore.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/11(Sun)10:47 No.15392325
    rolled 94 = 94

    He seems convinced he still works there, they've just gave him a generous vacation.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/11(Sun)10:50 No.15392332
    rolled 98 = 98

    Tried to destroy it.

    He succeeded.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/11(Sun)10:50 No.15392338
    98, 98 everywhere.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/11(Sun)10:53 No.15392352
    rolled 62 = 62

    He doesn't know what you're talking about. He was an astronaut! TO THE MOOOON!
    >> Anonymous 06/26/11(Sun)10:56 No.15392362
    rolled 69 = 69

    He still regularly goes to the school. They've attempted to stop him several times, but it's futile and they've come to realize as much. They just sort of cower now.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/11(Sun)10:57 No.15392367
    thats going to be a sad story he will be telling
    >> Anonymous 06/26/11(Sun)10:58 No.15392374
    You're gonna need to incorporate "98" into this guy somehow. It's evidently an important number.
    >> OP 06/26/11(Sun)10:59 No.15392383
    When they refused to let him work anymore as head teacher, he got mad: entering in a state that could only be described as berserker rage, he killed every single teacher that dared to stand against him, basically destroying the school in his fury.
    What happened to the students?
    >> Anonymous 06/26/11(Sun)10:59 No.15392385
    He could just have it engraved on his chest. Why? He's not sure himself anymore.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/11(Sun)11:01 No.15392398
    maybe a 98% chance of dieing while being made into a FEYGOLEM
    >> Anonymous 06/26/11(Sun)11:02 No.15392402
    rolled 64 = 64

    >> Anonymous 06/26/11(Sun)11:02 No.15392405
    rolled 19 = 19

    He taught them until he got too insane. Then he just left them to their own devices.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/11(Sun)11:02 No.15392409
    He's crazy, so he can just be obsessed with the number.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/11(Sun)11:03 No.15392414
    rolled 68 = 68

    Free Ice Cream! Let's all go to Dairy Monarch!
    >> Anonymous 06/26/11(Sun)11:03 No.15392417
    whats wrong with you /tg/ guys?
    everyone who suggests horrible stuff rolls high
    >> Anonymous 06/26/11(Sun)11:05 No.15392425
    rolled 25 = 25

    >> OP 06/26/11(Sun)11:05 No.15392427
    Even if we aren't done with the character, I want to congratulate with everyone of you elegan/tg/entlemen. Everything you do turns to magic.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/11(Sun)11:05 No.15392431
    rolled 62 = 62

    Have him justify his actions by yelling out 98 when questioned.
    >Why did you do this?

    As for the students, class was directed by our Feyman here, sorry, the teachers have all left today.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/11(Sun)11:06 No.15392438
    rolled 95 = 95

    He left them. Even being half-golem and half-insane, he couldn't bring himself to harm them.

    For the d'aww factor.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/11(Sun)11:07 No.15392441
    rolled 96 = 96

    He sends the students home, never letting them realize what happened to the teachers, then destroys the building.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/11(Sun)11:08 No.15392447
    Hey >>15392417, seems you were wrong.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/11(Sun)11:08 No.15392450
    rolled 66 = 66

    And there's the third 96 of the thread.

    >> Anonymous 06/26/11(Sun)11:09 No.15392457

    At least it wasn't the fifth 98.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/11(Sun)11:11 No.15392468
    rolled 99 = 99


    (If I get a 98...)
    >> Anonymous 06/26/11(Sun)11:12 No.15392472
    rolled 65 = 65

    No! You bastard, why!?
    >> Anonymous 06/26/11(Sun)11:12 No.15392473
    rolled 31 = 31

    You son of a bitch.

    Trying to counter that with sparing them. DICE GODS, HAVE MERCY.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/11(Sun)11:12 No.15392477
    rolled 51 = 51

    Rolling to counter this roll.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/11(Sun)11:12 No.15392478

    I hate you right now.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/11(Sun)11:13 No.15392480
    rolled 67 = 67

    >> Anonymous 06/26/11(Sun)11:13 No.15392482
    rolled 22 = 22

    Fuck, someone has to get the 100 to stop this.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/11(Sun)11:14 No.15392487
    rolled 20 = 20

    Oh for fuck's sake. No. No. Just no.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/11(Sun)11:14 No.15392489
    rolled 99 = 99

    Someone, ANYONE, stop him!
    >> Anonymous 06/26/11(Sun)11:14 No.15392493
    rolled 65 = 65

    >> Anonymous 06/26/11(Sun)11:15 No.15392495
    rolled 15 = 15

    EXCELLENT! Have a showdown, both of you reroll to see who's post survives!
    >> Anonymous 06/26/11(Sun)11:16 No.15392504
    rolled 47 = 47

    Rolling again for total destruction.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/11(Sun)11:16 No.15392505
    The OP should just use the next highest roll, since those two nullify each other.

    And you just know the jackass will roll higher.
    >> OP 06/26/11(Sun)11:16 No.15392507
    Block eachother.
    Highest roll of the next five wins.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/11(Sun)11:16 No.15392508
    rolled 31 = 31

    COUNTERrolling for salvation!
    >> Anonymous 06/26/11(Sun)11:16 No.15392509
    rolled 39 = 39

    Eat shit faggots!
    >> Anonymous 06/26/11(Sun)11:17 No.15392511
    rolled 77 = 77

    He left them alone in his last few moments of sanity.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/11(Sun)11:17 No.15392515
    rolled 55 = 55

    >> Anonymous 06/26/11(Sun)11:18 No.15392517
    rolled 36 = 36

    FOR LIFE, and glory!
    >> Anonymous 06/26/11(Sun)11:19 No.15392521
    It appears we have triumphed over the murderous jackass, gentlemen. TO MERCY!
    >> Anonymous 06/26/11(Sun)11:19 No.15392522
    rolled 38 = 38

    And we have a victor.
    >> OP 06/26/11(Sun)11:20 No.15392523
    So, in the middle of his rage, he had a lucid moment and spared the lives of his loved students, and abandoned the - now destroyed - school.
    What is he doing now?
    >> Anonymous 06/26/11(Sun)11:20 No.15392524
    rolled 73 = 73

    He made them into little fey-golem magi robot citizens.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/11(Sun)11:21 No.15392534
    rolled 99 = 99

    Wanders around, hobo-style, randomly beginning "Class" in the middle of various towns. Your player is his new "star student".
    >> Anonymous 06/26/11(Sun)11:22 No.15392538
    rolled 83 = 83

    What he's doing depends on how he is, and how he is is crazy. Thus, there is no pattern. Sometimes, during the rare moments when he can think clearly, he teaches people, as he used to. Usually, he just wanders around doing anything.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/11(Sun)11:23 No.15392544
    Aaaand it seems that's that. Well that was quick.
    At least no one has to counter that.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/11(Sun)11:23 No.15392549
    rolled 30 = 30

    >Three 99s
    >Four 98s
    >Three 96s
    >One 95

    This thread is magic.
    >> OP 06/26/11(Sun)11:28 No.15392583
    Man, I can't believe that we managed to relate it to my player.
    This is cool. Definitely cool.
    We still don't have a name for him, guys! Roll for it, and please, make it at least semi serious.

    everytime I make a thread, strange shit seems to happen.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/11(Sun)11:31 No.15392600
    rolled 51 = 51

    Kashratan, once known as Kae'shal.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/11(Sun)11:32 No.15392606
    rolled 30 = 30

    Sevet Auntis
    >> Anonymous 06/26/11(Sun)11:33 No.15392612
    rolled 28 = 28

    Thas'velan, before he became what he is. Now it's just Thas.

    Also known as 98.

    Sorry, had to.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/11(Sun)11:33 No.15392617
    rolled 47 = 47

    Monn Ga'Vard.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/11(Sun)11:34 No.15392621
    rolled 34 = 34

    Orryias (Or-ee-eye-ahs)
    >> Anonymous 06/26/11(Sun)11:35 No.15392629
    rolled 35 = 35

    Yvalith of Iron.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/11(Sun)11:35 No.15392633
    rolled 90 = 90

    Nyehn Tiayte
    >> Anonymous 06/26/11(Sun)11:36 No.15392638
    rolled 70 = 70


    Those are some weak rolls, gaiz.
    How about Thelivan?
    >> Anonymous 06/26/11(Sun)11:36 No.15392644
    rolled 85 = 85


    Looks like he's called 98, but let's try to spell it more sensibly.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/11(Sun)11:39 No.15392672
    rolled 95 = 95

    That's a bit tortured of a reference. Let's let the 98 thing be a bit more subtle, please.

    For a name: Acarus the Dull Iron
    >> Anonymous 06/26/11(Sun)11:41 No.15392690
    rolled 87 = 87

    >> OP 06/26/11(Sun)11:42 No.15392701
    Acarus the Dull Iron, huh? Seems cool, but "Acaro" means "mite" in my language.
    Should I still go with it?
    >> Anonymous 06/26/11(Sun)11:43 No.15392706
    rolled 99 = 99


    Nove Oito subtle enough for you?
    Just kidding.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/11(Sun)11:43 No.15392709

    >> Anonymous 06/26/11(Sun)11:44 No.15392711
    rolled 24 = 24

    Apparently, no you shouldn't.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/11(Sun)11:45 No.15392726
    rolled 29 = 29

    It was supposed to be an "Icarus" thing, since he crashed. How about Iysarius
    >> OP 06/26/11(Sun)11:46 No.15392731
    Heh. Taking this for shit and giggles.
    Now, now... what is his warcry?
    >> Anonymous 06/26/11(Sun)11:46 No.15392738
    rolled 54 = 54

    Well, not that it matters.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/11(Sun)11:46 No.15392740
    rolled 82 = 82

    >> OP 06/26/11(Sun)11:47 No.15392741
    I use my authority do declare his name Lysarius Nove Oito.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/11(Sun)11:47 No.15392744
    rolled 44 = 44

    >> Anonymous 06/26/11(Sun)11:48 No.15392750
    rolled 42 = 42

    "You have been a bad student! Punishment 98 for you!"
    >> Anonymous 06/26/11(Sun)11:48 No.15392754
    rolled 96 = 96

    Well, I meant it as a capital i, for the Icarus thing.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/11(Sun)11:49 No.15392766
    rolled 97 = 97

    >ITT: 98 jokes.
    Instead, I propose we go with a teacher joke. Combined with the fact that he was a scholar.

    >> Anonymous 06/26/11(Sun)11:49 No.15392768
    rolled 75 = 75


    Considering his arms, a Scorpion reference should work: "GET OVER HERE!"
    >> Anonymous 06/26/11(Sun)11:51 No.15392783
    rolled 81 = 81

    Finally, this silliness was getting tiresome.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/11(Sun)11:52 No.15392794
    rolled 30 = 30

    It would be funnier if you got a 98.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/11(Sun)11:53 No.15392802
    rolled 34 = 34

    First 97 of the topic, at least.

    We need a 100.
    >> OP 06/26/11(Sun)11:55 No.15392818
    Cool, cool.
    Also, now his name is Iysarius Nove Oito.

    I'm also using this.

    He is definitely a nice character.
    But, what about his past... How did he end up as the head teacher of an academy?
    >> Anonymous 06/26/11(Sun)11:59 No.15392850
    rolled 26 = 26

    By being a badass Artificer, quite simply.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/11(Sun)12:01 No.15392869
    rolled 94 = 94

    Nepotism. He's related to a powerful political figure.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/11(Sun)12:04 No.15392893
    rolled 33 = 33

    He's a talented Artificer, a good teacher, but a horrible administrator. He was working for the school, when his cousin decided his position was too lowly and engineered his promotion. It was partially due to the stress that he began his more daring work.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/11(Sun)12:09 No.15392936
    rolled 85 = 85

    He fought the previous headmaster in a duel, proving his artifacts to be superior to the wizard's spells.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/11(Sun)12:12 No.15392967
    rolled 18 = 18

    He was awesome enough to be chosen as the head teacher by everyone else.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/11(Sun)12:13 No.15392972
    rolled 87 = 87

    There was a raffle.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/11(Sun)12:16 No.15392989
    rolled 29 = 29

    He won it in a game of cards.
    Wizard cards.
    >> OP 06/26/11(Sun)12:16 No.15392991
    I'm taking these two together.
    Anyone cares enough to make a little summary? I'm not too sure about my writing skill, I don't want to fuck something up.

    And now, guy, the most important thing... What is he gonna teach to the player?
    >> Anonymous 06/26/11(Sun)12:20 No.15393027
    rolled 40 = 40

    How to get bitches.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/11(Sun)12:21 No.15393034
    rolled 5 = 5

    Why, artifice... though his ideas are quite off by the standards of most people, given that his mind works in a way most do not. What he perceives as perfectly normal others may find... disturbing.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/11(Sun)12:21 No.15393040
    rolled 39 = 39

    The fundamentals of magic. The very, very basics, like he's teaching a toddler.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/11(Sun)12:22 No.15393050
    rolled 43 = 43

    As expected, the boring idea rolled low.

    The art of self-improvement.
    And by self-improvement I mean self-half-golemization.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/11(Sun)12:23 No.15393057
    rolled 94 = 94

    How to carefully maintain iron limbs. Rust is a bitch.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/11(Sun)12:25 No.15393070
    rolled 37 = 37

    He teaches him how to live. His own life is beyond salvation, but he can make sure others manage to live to their fullest.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/11(Sun)12:26 No.15393076
    rolled 99 = 99

    How to fly this miraculous, totally-safe, not-at-all dangerous magic aircraft I just made.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/11(Sun)12:26 No.15393080
    Aaaand we have a winner!
    >> OP 06/26/11(Sun)12:26 No.15393084
    Heh, I can see this working.
    Well guys, I'm out of ideas... So, let's roll for something strange.
    Choose a question, and roll for it.
    Other have to answer the question that got the highest roll.
    >> OP 06/26/11(Sun)12:27 No.15393090
    Even better. Damnit I love you.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/11(Sun)12:27 No.15393094
    rolled 16 = 16

    Did he repair himself or was he assisted after his crash?
    >> Anonymous 06/26/11(Sun)12:29 No.15393112
    rolled 99 = 99

    Is his golem part elegant, or crude?
    >> OP 06/26/11(Sun)12:30 No.15393119
    rolled 40 = 40

    This, guys.
    I vote for a crude amass of junk.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/11(Sun)12:31 No.15393126
    rolled 13 = 13

    He was a charming man, combined with his skills as an artificer, which let him climb the ladder and grab headmaster after many years there.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/11(Sun)12:32 No.15393135
    rolled 48 = 48

    >> Anonymous 06/26/11(Sun)12:32 No.15393139
    rolled 45 = 45


    He used parts of the aircraft. So a bit on the crude side, but not terrible looking, since it fits together.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/11(Sun)12:33 No.15393145
    rolled 34 = 34


    He didn't have much time to fix himself after the accident, so he just used whatever. Probably even some parts of the vehicle. However, over time he did his best to make it look better. With varying results.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/11(Sun)12:34 No.15393155
    rolled 95 = 95

    I'd say it's pretty crude. People near death can't be choosers.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/11(Sun)12:36 No.15393170
    Please OP return to us with stories and archive it
    >> OP 06/26/11(Sun)12:43 No.15393226
    I'm archiving the thread on suptg right now.
    I'll write a summary in a moment
    >> OP 06/26/11(Sun)12:44 No.15393240

    Here's the archived thread
    >> Anonymous 06/26/11(Sun)12:46 No.15393250
    rolled 8 = 8

    You dun derp't on the tags. S'fine, though. Happens to the best of us.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/11(Sun)12:46 No.15393252
    rolled 88 = 88

    Crude, yet stylistic. He originally used parts of his fallen craft, so they match, and has refined them as time went on as best he could.
    >> OP 06/26/11(Sun)12:48 No.15393262
    Shit, sorry for that; it's the first time I archive something.

    Anyway, I might get away from pc any moment now, I don't think I'll be able to write the summary.
    >> DrawPriest 06/26/11(Sun)14:17 No.15393931
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    rolled 12 = 12

    I could probably have gone cruder, I suppose. What do Fey usually look like, really? I think I went too elvish.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/11(Sun)17:03 No.15395220
    Notable rolling statistics:
    Lowest roll = 1
    Highest roll = 99
    Most rolled = 99
    Total = 7735
    Total rolls = 133
    Average = 58
    1-9 = 4
    10-19 = 8
    20-29 = 15
    30-39 = 20
    40-49 = 12
    50-59 = 12
    60-69 = 13
    70-79 = 11
    80-89 = 14
    90-99 = 28

    90s-99s make up 21% of our rolls.
    90s = 4
    91s = 1
    92s = 0
    93s = 1
    94s = 3
    95s = 4
    96s = 4
    97s = 1
    98s = 4
    99s = 6

    Other notable numbers are:
    29s = 4
    30s = 5
    34s = 4

    This thread is magic.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/11(Sun)21:10 No.15396937
    So, OP, when do you think we should be on the lookout for storytime regarding this collaborative character?

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