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    2.41 MB Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)12:38 No.15524708  
    rolled 3, 5 = 8

    HEY YOU CHUCKLEFUCKS
    LET'S COOPERATIVELY BUILD A 3.5e CHARACTER
    WHY NOT 4e? FUCK YOU THAT'S WHY

    HERE'S THE RULES YOU COCK-CHUGGIN' FOOLS;
    ROLL 2d12, FIRST FUCKER TO GET OVER 20 IS CANON

    WHEN IT'S DONE, I'LL DRAW THIS ABOMINATION OF A PC, WHO HOPEFULLY WON'T LOOK LIKE THAT MESS UP THERE

    THIS SHITTER NEEDS A NAME FIRST, SO WHAT WILL IT BE, FA/TG/UYS?
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)12:40 No.15524723
    rolled 3, 5 = 8

    Axebeard Harrison
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)12:40 No.15524735
    rolled 12, 6 = 18

    Sterling Dicknose
    >> dice+2d12 Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)12:41 No.15524738
    Thron Arskicker
    >> OP 07/09/11(Sat)12:42 No.15524741
    >>15524738
    YOU ARE AN INTELLECTUAL WASTELAND
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)12:42 No.15524743
    rolled 12, 10 = 22

    >>15524738
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)12:42 No.15524746
    rolled 10, 3 = 13

    >>15524738
    How the fuck do you motherfuckers not know how to do this after reading the sticky?

    Ragelord Angryfuck. Because that makes me a little annoyed.
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)12:42 No.15524752
    rolled 5, 10 = 15

    Bob Johnson
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)12:43 No.15524754
    rolled 12, 7 = 19

    >>15524743
    Oh, he won too. That's just lovely.
    >> OP 07/09/11(Sat)12:44 No.15524765
    >>15524743
    GOT LUCKY.

    THRON ARSKICKER THE ADVENTURER IT IS, BORN TO JIM ARSKICKER AND FLO ARSKICKER.

    WE NEED TO KNOW THRON'S GENDER AND RACE, SO THE NECKBEARDS CAN GET THEIR DROW TO FAP TO. LET'S GO, BROS
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)12:45 No.15524774
    rolled 8, 9 = 17

    >>15524765
    female dwarf
    get your cocks ready
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)12:45 No.15524778
    rolled 9, 9 = 18

    >>15524765
    male, semnurv
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)12:47 No.15524786
    rolled 6, 4 = 10

    Sergal.
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)12:48 No.15524790
    rolled 6, 6 = 12

    >>15524765
    Male. Kender.
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)12:48 No.15524792
    rolled 9, 2 = 11

    Awakened Gelatinous Cube
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)12:48 No.15524793
    rolled 7, 9 = 16

    >>15524765

    male, half-orc
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)12:48 No.15524800
    rolled 6, 3 = 9

    Male Balor
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)12:49 No.15524805
    rolled 12, 2 = 14

    male, awakened octopus
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)12:49 No.15524807
    rolled 3, 3 = 6

    Male, Elf.
    >> OP 07/09/11(Sat)12:49 No.15524809
    YOUR ROLLS ALL SUCK
    YOUR HP IS IN THE SHITTER FOR A BARBARIAN
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)12:49 No.15524811
    rolled 6, 3 = 9

    >>15524765

    Male Balor
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)12:50 No.15524814
    rolled 3, 10 = 13

    Male, Kobold.
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)12:50 No.15524816
    rolled 11, 11 = 22

    >>15524765
    Female Minotaur
    Feeling... horny?
    >> T.e.a. 07/09/11(Sat)12:50 No.15524818
    rolled 10, 1 = 11

    A male kobold, archer
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)12:51 No.15524820
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    >>15524816
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)12:51 No.15524823
    rolled 2, 7 = 9

    female, mind flayer
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)12:52 No.15524828
    rolled 8, 10 = 18

    I'm anticipating that the next step is class.

    Bard.
    >> OP 07/09/11(Sat)12:53 No.15524837
    >>15524816
    THRON ARSKICKER, MINOTAUR ADVENTURER!
    THRON LEFT THE LABYRINTH TO SEEK A LIFE OF THRILLS, NOT CONTENT WITH THE OCCASIONAL PC TO SLAUGHTER.

    LET'S SEE WHAT SHE ENDED UP AS. GET A CLASS UP IN HERE.
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)12:54 No.15524839
    rolled 1, 11 = 12

    >>15524837
    Wu Jen.
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)12:54 No.15524841
    rolled 1, 5 = 6

    >>15524837
    favored soul
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)12:54 No.15524842
    rolled 7, 11 = 18

    >>15524837
    Bard. Plays something silly, like awakened bagpipes.
    >> OP 07/09/11(Sat)12:54 No.15524844
    >>15524837
    FUCK, NOT USED TO THIS SHIT
    FINE, HERE

    http://www.dndsheets.net/view.php?id=20338
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)12:55 No.15524848
    rolled 10, 5 = 15

    >>15524837
    Shugenja.
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)12:55 No.15524852
    rolled 9, 11 = 20

    warlock
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)12:55 No.15524854
    rolled 11, 3 = 14

    BARD!!!
    > inb4 getting laid
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)12:56 No.15524855
    rolled 7, 11 = 18

    >>15524837
    Bard.

    And because this guy is a genius:
    >>15524842
    She plays awakened bagpipes.
    >> OP 07/09/11(Sat)12:56 No.15524857
    >>15524852
    SOOOO CLOSE
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)12:57 No.15524863
    rolled 11, 8 = 19

    >>15524842
    >>15524855
    Oh god! And she wears a kilt and has a thick scottish accent!

    WHAT THEY SAID!
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)12:57 No.15524867
    rolled 11, 11 = 22

    Priestess (something holy)
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)12:57 No.15524871
    rolled 8, 11 = 19

    Bard. To Temptress.
    Screw song, we use dance.
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)12:58 No.15524874
    rolled 8, 11 = 19

    >>15524863
    >>15524855
    >>15524842
    >Rolling like a pussy

    It's like you've never randomly generated a kilt wearing, animated-bagpipe playing, bard minotaur before.

    HERE'S how you do it.
    >> OP 07/09/11(Sat)12:58 No.15524878
    >>15524867
    HAHAH OH WOW
    LOOKS LIKE WE'RE GOING CLERIC TO UR-PRIEST
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)13:00 No.15524889
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    >>15524878
    >MFW no animated-bagpipe-playing, kilt-wearing, female minotaur bards.
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)13:00 No.15524891
    rolled 12, 6 = 18

    >>15524878
    Cleric of some God of Music, at least?
    Eventually Ur-Priest into getting power from the Song of Creation itself?
    >> OP 07/09/11(Sat)13:00 No.15524893
    >>15524878
    NEVERMIND THAT'S STUPID, I'M DISQUALIFYING THE ROLL. KEEP ROLLING, MAYBE YOU'LL GET YOUR BARD
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)13:01 No.15524897
    rolled 9, 6 = 15

    >>15524893
    BARDBARDBARDBARD
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)13:01 No.15524898
    rolled 9, 12 = 21

    BARD !!!!
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)13:02 No.15524903
    rolled 3, 4 = 7

    >>15524893
    Animated-bagpipe-playing
    Kilt-wearing
    Motherfuckin'
    FEMALE
    MINOTAUR
    BARD
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)13:03 No.15524914
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    >>15524898
    YOU, SIR!

    YES YOU!

    WE PRAISE YOU!
    >> OP 07/09/11(Sat)13:03 No.15524915
    >>15524898
    DING DING DING, LOOKS LIKE WE'VE GOT A WINNER

    THRON ARSKICKER, FAMOUS MINOTAUR BARD WITH HER LIVING BAGPIPES. NO ONE UNDERSTANDS THE FUCK SHE'S SAYS, SHE'S A COW WITH A SCOTTISH ACCENT.

    BUT WHAT WILL THIS COW DO TO AN ADVENTURER ON THE ROAD? ROLL FOR ALIGNMENT AND I GUESS DEITY, WHO GIVES A SHIT
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)13:03 No.15524920
    rolled 12, 9 = 21

    >>15524898
    Max ranks in Perform (Water-Pipe)
    Screw your bagpipes, we're going musical hookah.
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)13:05 No.15524931
    rolled 5, 11 = 16

    >>15524915
    Neutral Good, whereas good is defined as giving out free hugs and musical performances.

    Illmater.
    >> OP 07/09/11(Sat)13:05 No.15524934
    >>15524920
    SHIT BRO, CAN'T DENY THAT SEXY ROLL.
    THE AWAKENED BAGPIPES ARE ALSO A HOOKAH.
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)13:05 No.15524935
    rolled 10, 1 = 11

    >>15524915
    CHAOTIC GOOD

    A GOD SHE MADE UP - PATRON OF BAGPIPES AND HAGGIS.
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)13:05 No.15524940
    rolled 5, 11 = 16

    >>15524915
    Chaotic Good!
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)13:06 No.15524943
    rolled 1, 12 = 13

    >>15524915
    This!
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)13:06 No.15524950
    rolled 6, 4 = 10

    >>15524915
    Lawful Neutral.

    Pelor the Burning Hate.
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)13:07 No.15524954
    rolled 10, 6 = 16

    Hoots'mon, patron deity of bagpipehookahs and tartan patterns.
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)13:08 No.15524961
    rolled 4, 2 = 6

    lawful good
    princess celestia from my little pony
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)13:08 No.15524966
    rolled 3, 2 = 5

    She worships the King in Tartan.
    >> Rillius !TA0T5gpKEQ 07/09/11(Sat)13:08 No.15524968
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    rolled 4, 5 = 9

    >>15524915
    CN
    AND UH...
    KORD.
    GET IT?
    CAUSE SHE'S LIKE A BARD AND STUFF.
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)13:09 No.15524974
    rolled 1, 9 = 10

    Chaotic good, Mystra
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)13:09 No.15524975
    rolled 10, 9 = 19

    Chaotic good.. deities?? PFFt WE ARE A GOD!!
    >> OP 07/09/11(Sat)13:09 No.15524976
    IT'S LIKE YOU'VE NEVER EVEN SEEN A GREAT AXE BEFORE WITH THOSE ROLLS
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)13:10 No.15524985
    rolled 11, 10 = 21

    >>15524966
    Oh man, I really like this idea, let's go with it.
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)13:10 No.15524986
    rolled 12, 5 = 17

    Chaotic Neutral.
    She believes she is a god- anyone who denies this is deafened by her divine song; right in their ear.
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)13:11 No.15524991
    rolled 6, 7 = 13

    >>15524915
    Chaotic Neutral. And, just for shits and giggles, Honor Rank 2 from the Rokugan tie-in from third.

    Deity is Bushido.
    >> OP 07/09/11(Sat)13:11 No.15524992
    >>15524985
    HASTUR BE PRAISED

    SHE STILL NEEDS AN ALIGNMENT THOUGH
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)13:12 No.15524997
    rolled 2, 11 = 13

    LG.
    Fuck alignment restrictions. Or if you enforce them, NG.
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)13:12 No.15525000
    rolled 11, 5 = 16

    >>15524992
    Lawful Stupid.
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)13:13 No.15525004
    rolled 12, 10 = 22

    >>15524992
    CG.
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)13:13 No.15525005
    rolled 1, 9 = 10

    >>15524992
    CHAOTIC EVIL!
    PLAY SHE SCREECHING SONG THAT WILL BRING THE END TIMES
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)13:13 No.15525006
    rolled 11, 1 = 12

    >>15524992
    Chaotic Lovecraftian.
    Also known as "She is green."
    >> OP 07/09/11(Sat)13:13 No.15525008
    >>15524997
    ALIGNMENT RESTRICTIONS ARE FOR PUSSIES WHO HAVE NEVER LEFT THE FUCKING PANTY-KNOT THEY FOUND THEMSELVES IN

    LET'S GO, WHATEVER THE FUCK THE ROLLS WANT IS WHAT WE TAKE
    >> H+ 07/09/11(Sat)13:13 No.15525009
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    rolled 6, 12 = 18

    Lawful Evil.
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)13:14 No.15525014
    rolled 2, 5 = 7

    Chaotic Vixen ... makes all her actions sexual
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)13:15 No.15525027
    rolled 9, 8 = 17

    >>15525004
    Rats. LE diabolist Bard would have been so much more interesting.
    >> OP 07/09/11(Sat)13:15 No.15525029
    >>15525004
    SHIIIIIT, RIGHT UNDER MY NOSE

    THRON ARSKICKER IS A CHAMPION OF JUSTICE, BUT NOT FOR YOUR MAINSTREAM KIND OF JUSTICE
    IT'S AN OBSCURE CONCEPT, YOU WOULDN'T HAVE HEARD OF IT

    BUT NOW WE SHOULD SEE IF SHE'S COMPETENT, SO LET'S GET THE BORING SHIT OUT OF THE WAY AS FAST AS POSSIBLE; ROLLING HER STATS. IN ORDER, BECAUSE WE'RE FUCKING IRON MAN HERE

    NEXT SIX GUYS, ROLL 3d6, AND WE TAKE THOSE
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)13:16 No.15525037
    rolled 5, 4, 4 = 13

    >>15525029
    >> Rillius !TA0T5gpKEQ 07/09/11(Sat)13:17 No.15525040
    rolled 6, 2, 2 = 10

    >>15525029
    Rollin for it!
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)13:17 No.15525044
    rolled 2, 1, 6 = 9

    >>15525029
    Rollan
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)13:17 No.15525046
    rolled 6, 5, 2, 3 = 16

    >>15525029
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)13:17 No.15525048
    rolled 1, 6, 6 = 13

    Rollan
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)13:17 No.15525050
    rolled 2, 3, 5 = 10

    lets do it
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)13:19 No.15525057
    >>15525029
    >>15525037
    >>15525040
    >>15525044
    >>15525046
    >>15525048
    >>15525050

    Oh god, poor thing.
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)13:19 No.15525059
    rolled 3, 5, 3 = 11

    rolling
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)13:20 No.15525066
    rolled 4, 4 = 8

    >>15525046
    Nice 3d6 there, mr. accountant.
    >> OP 07/09/11(Sat)13:20 No.15525068
    MINOTAURS GOT STAT BONUSES, SO LET'S SEE HERE
    21 STRENGTH
    10 DEXTERITY
    13 CONSTITUTION
    12 INTELLIGENCE
    13 WISDOM
    8 CHARISMA

    THRON IS FUCKING WORTHLESS
    OH WELL, SHE CAN STILL SLAP YOUR SHIT IF YOU'RE A DUMBASS

    NOW WHAT DOES SHE DO IF SHE GETS IN A FIGHT, HEY
    DOES SHE JUST PUNCH DUDES? OR DOES SHE SMACK THEM AROUND WITH A HAMMER

    OR MAYBE SHE FLOGS THEIR ASS WITH A SPIKED CHAIN

    OR WITH A GUITAR. FUCK DND WEAPONS.
    ROLL FOR HER WEAPON, WHICH CAN BE FUCKING ANYTHING, I DON'T CARE
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)13:20 No.15525069
    rolled 3, 6, 3 = 12

    >>15525066
    And of course captcha resets me to 2d12 and makes me look like an asshole. Fuck.
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)13:20 No.15525072
    SHHHII... look at them rolls... she be wimpy as fuck..
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)13:21 No.15525081
    rolled 2, 9 = 11

    >>15525068
    Sickle
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)13:22 No.15525082
    rolled 4, 7 = 11

    >>15525068
    The King in Tartan
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)13:23 No.15525092
    rolled 2, 12 = 14

    >>15525068
    A magically preserved raptor corpse.
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)13:23 No.15525094
    rolled 3, 9 = 12

    >>15525068

    A giant candy cane.
    >> Rillius !TA0T5gpKEQ 07/09/11(Sat)13:24 No.15525096
    rolled 4, 3 = 7

    >>15525068
    A fucking battleaxe that's enchanted with +1 to all Tartan-related activities.
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)13:25 No.15525104
    rolled 9, 3 = 12

    >>15525068
    A GREATAXE THAT'S ALSO A GUITAHHH
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)13:25 No.15525105
    >>15525068
    Awakened bagpipes.
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)13:25 No.15525106
    rolled 4, 3 = 7

    She wields a gnome in her right hand and the Bagpipes of her foremothers in her left. Either one is viable as the Bagpipes are magical and therefore resistant to being broken and the gnome in a funny little thing when it squeals
    >> OP 07/09/11(Sat)13:25 No.15525109
    KNIGHTS DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK WITH THOSE ROLLS

    AND I'M RUNNING OUT OF d12 JOKES, SO STOP BEING WORTHLESS YOU FUCKHEADS
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)13:25 No.15525113
    rolled 6, 7 = 13

    >>15525068
    She fights with drum sticks, she plays the skulls of her enemies
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)13:26 No.15525115
    rolled 10, 10 = 20

    >>15525105
    Motherfucking CAPTCHA, actually rolling this time.
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)13:26 No.15525118
    rolled 4, 12 = 16

    She basicly screams (sings) them into a coma!
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)13:26 No.15525121
    rolled 11, 1 = 12

    heavy bolter
    >> OP 07/09/11(Sat)13:26 No.15525125
    >>15525115
    TOUGH SHIT BRO, NOT HIGH ENOUGH
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)13:26 No.15525126
    rolled 4, 3 = 7

    >>15525105
    She blows her smoke in their faces as a weapon
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)13:27 No.15525129
    rolled 6, 6 = 12

    A hive of infinite bees tied to a sturdy stick.
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)13:27 No.15525132
    rolled 7, 6 = 13

    Captured English kings.
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)13:27 No.15525134
    rolled 7, 6 = 13

    >>15525126
    BAGPIPE SMOKE GAS
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)13:28 No.15525138
    rolled 5, 9 = 14

    >>15525104
    Supporting.... HNNNGHH
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)13:28 No.15525139
    rolled 1, 1 = 2

    Cotton candy.
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)13:28 No.15525140
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    rolled 5, 4 = 9

    Picture related.
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)13:28 No.15525143
    rolled 9, 7 = 16

    Her bare goddamn hands.
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)13:28 No.15525146
    rolled 12, 11 = 23

    >>15525129
    >>15525134
    OH GOD! HER BAGPIPES CONTAIN A HIVE, AND THEY'RE AL PISSED OFF BY THE SMOKE. SHE FIGHTS WITH BEE-SMOKE
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)13:28 No.15525150
    rolled 3, 7 = 10

    She wields a giant bell
    A giant cow bell
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)13:29 No.15525156
    rolled 5, 8 = 13

    case of pabst blue ribbon
    >> OP 07/09/11(Sat)13:30 No.15525158
    >>15525139
    CRITICAL FAILURE! COTTON CANDY IS SO REVOLTING, SO UTTERLY DESPICABLE SHE FLIES INTO A RAGE IF SHE SO MUCH HEARS THE PHRASE UTTERED

    YOOOOOOU DID THIS, AND REMOVED ANY SEMBLANCE OF A CHILDHOOD SHE MIGHT HAVE HAD

    I HOPE YOU'RE PROUD OF YOURSELF
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)13:30 No.15525161
    rolled 2, 10 = 12

    > looks at rolls
    We never getting a bard with a cool weapon
    .. Rolling for a Battle axe that gives out a tone when swinging it
    Also it has a vibrator button
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)13:31 No.15525165
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    rolled 5, 8 = 13

    >>15525161
    Never heard of Reginald?
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)13:31 No.15525174
    rolled 7, 8 = 15

    A live shark she swings by the tail.
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)13:31 No.15525177
    >>15525165
    >looks at her stats..
    I dont think it would be wise..
    >> OP 07/09/11(Sat)13:32 No.15525178
    >>15525146
    THIS ON THE OTHER HAND IS AMAZING
    THE AWAKENED BAGPIPES ARE ALSO A BEE HIVE AND SHE SHOOTS ANGRY BEES.

    THE BEE-SMOKE BASHER, SHE IS, A MINOTAUR OF GREAT REKNOWN

    BUT LET'S SEE -HOW- REKNOWN.

    MAY AS WELL ASK HOW MUCH OF A BADASS SHE IS, WE'RE PRETTY MUCH DONE HERE

    WHAT LEVEL IS THRON, AND HOW ACCOMPLISHED AN ADVENTURER?
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)13:33 No.15525191
    rolled 12, 5 = 17

    >>15525178
    Level 3
    She has quite a ... BUZZ surrounding her
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)13:33 No.15525194
    rolled 1, 9 = 10

    >>15525178
    Let's say 7. A nice solid type of level.

    Wait, is this character levels or total level after LA and HD?
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)13:33 No.15525195
    rolled 3, 12 = 15

    >>15525178
    lvl 7, she has a follower who is (also) a bard!

    also, took a feat to have a familiar. Her familiar is a giant fiendish bee
    >> OP 07/09/11(Sat)13:34 No.15525198
    >>15525194
    NO ONE GIVES A FUCK ABOUT HIT DICE
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)13:35 No.15525203
    rolled 11, 3 = 14

    >>15525195
    REROLLING LIKE A MOTHAFUCKA

    She has a town named after her.
    SHE FORCED THEM TO BY TORTURING THEM WITH HER BEES.
    They hate her there.
    If a town has medium to high pop, they love her.
    Low pop, they love her FOLLOWER
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)13:35 No.15525204
    rolled 10, 6 = 16

    Level 4, she got so weak stats its revolting..
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)13:35 No.15525213
    rolled 7, 3 = 10

    >>15525203
    FUUU

    last re roll.

    >My body is ready
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)13:36 No.15525221
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    rolled 2, 6 = 8

    I drew the King in Tartan.
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)13:36 No.15525225
    rolled 2, 8 = 10

    She's level 2
    She likes to moo
    She's kinda new
    >> OP 07/09/11(Sat)13:37 No.15525228
    >>15525221
    YOU ARE A BEAUTIFUL HUMAN BEING
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)13:38 No.15525237
    rolled 4, 7 = 11

    >>15525178

    9001
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)13:38 No.15525241
    rolled 3, 8 = 11

    Level 4
    Open the door
    Get on the floor
    Everyone dance the minotaur
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)13:38 No.15525247
    rolled 11, 12 = 23

    She has no level
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)13:39 No.15525256
    >>15525228
    seconded.
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)13:39 No.15525260
    rolled 10, 3 = 13

    >>15525204
    reroll
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)13:39 No.15525262
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    >>15525247
    >> OP 07/09/11(Sat)13:40 No.15525269
    >>15525247
    SHIIIIIT, WE'RE GETTING INTO SOMETHING HERE
    SHE'S A BARD, AND YET ISN'T

    GUESS SHE'S JUST A MINOTAUR WHO FANCIES HERSELF A BARD

    WELP, MAKES AS MUCH SENSE AS ANYTHING
    HAHAH NO THIS IS STUPID, KEEP ROLLING
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)13:41 No.15525275
    rolled 8, 3 = 11

    Level π (pi)
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)13:43 No.15525286
    rolled 3, 7 = 10

    LEVEL fucking 1
    >> OP 07/09/11(Sat)13:43 No.15525287
    >>15525279
    I SEE NO BAGPIPES-HOOKAH-BEEHIVE IN THIS PICTURE

    WHAT ARE YOU DOING, IT DOES NOT GO THERE
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)13:44 No.15525294
    rolled 5, 5 = 10

    Level 1. That's why she's shit- because she has room yet to improve.

    I mean duh.
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)13:44 No.15525296
    rolled 4, 11 = 15

    She is an NPC, her level is irrelevant. She is worth 777 XP
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)13:45 No.15525300
    rolled 3, 1 = 4

    She is a level 20 natural hazard.
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)13:46 No.15525313
    rolled 6, 7 = 13

    As of yet, she is level 1...

    BUT SHE ABSORBS THE ATTRIBUTE POINTS OF THOSE WHO SUCCUMB TO HER SONG.
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)13:46 No.15525320
    rolled 10, 1 = 11

    She can stretch her level out to 200 gum-gums
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)13:47 No.15525327
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    rolled 6, 7 = 13

    She'll evolve into miltank at level 6
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)13:47 No.15525328
    rolled 5, 4 = 9

    She is level 1, but she has genitalia six levels higher than her at any given point.
    >> OP 07/09/11(Sat)13:48 No.15525330
    IF YOU ALL WERE A TON OF DRAGONS YOU WOULD BE THE MOST WORTHLESS
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)13:48 No.15525331
    rolled 1, 5 = 6

    >>15525328
    I make that seven levels higher.
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)13:48 No.15525332
    rolled 1, 8 = 9

    level 1
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)13:50 No.15525341
    rolled 4, 8 = 12

    >>15525328
    >>15525331
    It is settled, then. She is level one- and at any given point, has genitalia ten levels higher than her.
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)13:50 No.15525342
    rolled 4, 4 = 8

    >>15525330
    The dice gods say she is level null
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)13:50 No.15525347
    rolled 5, 5 = 10

    >>15525342
    My theory was wrong
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)13:51 No.15525348
    rolled 1, 7 = 8

    >>15525341
    Seconding this
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)13:51 No.15525349
    rolled 8, 2 = 10

    Oh for craps sake guys get serious

    also lvl 3
    >> Apollo !xvm3ubBTFI 07/09/11(Sat)13:51 No.15525351
    rolled 6, 8 = 14

    >>15525269
    Level 10
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)13:51 No.15525353
    rolled 5, 7 = 12

    >>15525341
    No. Level 1, with genitalia 11 levels above her at any given time.

    It's like you've never had player-independent genitalia progression before.
    >> roll+2d10 07/09/11(Sat)13:51 No.15525354
    FUCK IT I'LL ROLL FOR IT, LET'S SEE
    >> dice+2d10 07/09/11(Sat)13:52 No.15525359
    >>15525354
    HAHAH WOW I DERP'D PRETTY HARD
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)13:52 No.15525361
    rolled 7, 10 = 17

    >>15525353
    Make that fifteen levels higher.

    Rolling.
    >> OP 07/09/11(Sat)13:53 No.15525366
    rolled 2, 5 = 7

    >>15525354
    OH GOD THIS IS EMBARRASSING
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)13:53 No.15525372
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    rolled 4, 9 = 13

    >>15525361
    LEVEL 1, GENITALS 20 LEVELS HIGHER THAN HER.
    >> Apollo !xvm3ubBTFI 07/09/11(Sat)13:53 No.15525374
    rolled 2, 3 = 5

    >>15525361
    This is actually a funny idea.
    17 levels higher.
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)13:54 No.15525379
    rolled 4, 5 = 9

    >>15525372
    What does that even mean?

    Also, thirty levels higher.
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)13:54 No.15525383
    rolled 5, 11 = 16

    >>15525372
    >>15525374
    >>15525379
    You are all SMALL TIME.

    FORTY LEVELS HIGHER.
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)13:54 No.15525385
    rolled 2, 3 = 5

    75 LEVELS HIGHER!
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)13:55 No.15525388
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    rolled 5, 1 = 6

    Level F00D
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)13:55 No.15525389
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    rolled 5, 10 = 15

    >>15525383
    FIFTY LEVELS HIGHER
    >> OP 07/09/11(Sat)13:55 No.15525393
    >>15525366
    NOW THAT I'VE STOP BEING AN INCREDIBLE DERP, IT WOULD SEEM THAT THRON IS OF LEVEL 7

    HOWEVER, HER GENATALIA ARE LEVEL 17. FURRIES BEWARE, FOR THEY'RE TEMPLATED WITH HALF-VAMPIRE

    NOW THAT THRON IS AN ESTABLISHED ADVENTURER, SHE WILL NEED COMPANIONS
    WHO DOES SHE TRAVEL WITH? FIRST THREE OVER 15 WINS; NAME, RACE, AND CLASS REQUIRED
    >> Rillius !TA0T5gpKEQ 07/09/11(Sat)13:55 No.15525395
    rolled 3, 9 = 12

    Level 5
    She speaks jive.
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)13:55 No.15525397
    rolled 3, 5 = 8

    Jesus christ, and we were doing so well before the furry shit showed up.

    Make her level 14.
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)13:56 No.15525401
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    rolled 7, 2 = 9

    LEVEL OOOONE

    GENITALS ONE HUNDRED LEVELS HIIIIIGHEEEEEER!
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)13:57 No.15525408
    rolled 1, 12 = 13

    >>15525393
    A tap-dancing turtle named Fredrico del sol de ajuste
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)13:57 No.15525412
    rolled 4, 3 = 7

    >>15525393
    Slab Maniron, half-golem wizard
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)13:57 No.15525413
    rolled 2, 4 = 6

    >>15525393
    Grag Rilp.
    Kobold chef.
    >> Rillius !TA0T5gpKEQ 07/09/11(Sat)13:57 No.15525414
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    rolled 6, 1 = 7

    >>15525393
    Buzz't
    Drow Priest of Swarmae (the goddess of Bees and Vengeance)
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)13:57 No.15525417
    rolled 9, 10 = 19

    >>15525408
    Fredrico is a wizard btw
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)13:58 No.15525419
    rolled 3, 7 = 10

    Compiled from the lowest rolls in all non-stat categories

    Axebeard Harrison
    Male Elf
    Favored Soul
    Worships King in Tartan
    Chaotic Vixen
    Wields Cotton Candy
    Lvl 20 Natural Hazard
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)13:58 No.15525420
    rolled 2, 8 = 10

    Kirk Hirtil
    Kobold Bicycle-Repairman
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)13:58 No.15525422
    rolled 5, 7 = 12

    She is level 10 and about to take SUBLIME CHORD.
    >> OP 07/09/11(Sat)13:58 No.15525432
    >>15525417
    AVERAGE OF 19 AND 13 IS 16
    YOU GOT LUCKY, BUB

    ON HER TRAVELS SHE MET WITH THE DANCING TURTLE WIZARD, FREDERICO DEL SOL DE AJUSTE, WHO WON HER FRIENDSHIP WITH HIS INCREDIBLY SEXY ACCENT
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)13:59 No.15525433
    rolled 7, 10 = 17

    >>15525419

    I'll take just 1 reroll, dammit.
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)13:59 No.15525435
    rolled 12, 2 = 14

    3 is a nice start level
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)13:59 No.15525436
    rolled 3, 1 = 4

    Lance Gently
    Halfling
    Paladin
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)13:59 No.15525441
    rolled 12, 10 = 22

    Hanz Jertik
    Kobold Bus-Conductor
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)13:59 No.15525442
    rolled 11, 6 = 17

    Omnesein, Cleric lvl 10 Ur priest level 10, race Thrii-keen
    >> OP 07/09/11(Sat)14:00 No.15525450
    >>15525441
    SHIT, WHERE WERE YOU WHEN WE WERE DECIDING LEVELS
    ALSO ACCOMPANYING IS HANZ JERTIK, THE KOBOLD BUS-CONDUCTOR. HIS DRIVING SKILLS ARE LEGENDARY AMONG THE RANKS OF THE PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION GUILD.
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)14:00 No.15525456
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    >>15525441
    >Kobold Bus-Conductor
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)14:01 No.15525458
    rolled 2, 3 = 5

    >>15525436
    I'll reroll that.

    add worships a bowl of fruit in King in Tartan
    Armor does not include footwear
    and is fat as fuck hobbit style
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)14:01 No.15525465
    >>15525442
    >>15525433
    which one counts?
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)14:02 No.15525473
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    >Kobold Bus-Conductor
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)14:02 No.15525475
    rolled 4, 12 = 16

    Snortflod Bigglefart
    Deep Gnome Tour Guide
    >> OP 07/09/11(Sat)14:03 No.15525480
    >>15525442
    FINAL PARTY MEMBER IS OMNESEIN, AN INCREDIBLY POWERFUL THRI-KREEN UR-PRIEST.

    HE'S A LITTLE UPPITY SOMETIMES, BUT ON THE WHOLE PRETTY CHILL.

    AND SO THRON ARSKICKER HAS BEEN FULLY REALIZED; HER HP IS ROLLED IN THIS POST HERE.

    WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU ALL, NOW I HAVE TO DRAW A MINOTAUR SMOKING/PLAYING A BAGPIPES-HOOKAH-BEEHIVE
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)14:03 No.15525482
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    this is for you gais
    >> OP 07/09/11(Sat)14:04 No.15525491
    rolled 1, 6, 6, 3, 1, 3 + 13 = 33

    >>15525480
    I AM AN IMMORTAL DERP
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)14:05 No.15525495
    >>15525482
    dammit missed the bees, sorry
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)14:05 No.15525496
    >>15525480
    I drew King in Tartan. You can deal with the Female Bard Minotaur who wears a kilt and uses an animated bagpike-hookah-beehive which fires smoke who travels with a Kobold bus-conductor, a Thri-Kreen Ur-Preist and a dancing turtle wizard.
    >> OP 07/09/11(Sat)14:06 No.15525502
    >>15525496
    WHY COULDN'T THIS WHOLE THING BEEN ABOUT THE KOBOLD BUS-CONDUCTOR

    EVERYONE KNOWS HE'S THE STAR OF THIS SHOW
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)14:06 No.15525506
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    /thread
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)14:09 No.15525539
    >>15525482
    where is the beehive? not ridiculous enough
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)14:12 No.15525561
    Slime Genasi (demi-elemental)
    Female
    Bard (Lute)

    Water Genasi
    Female
    Bard (Lyre)

    Steam Genasi (demi-elemental)
    Female
    Bard (Song. Voice like silk.)
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)14:17 No.15525594
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    >>15525587
    >> OP 07/09/11(Sat)14:27 No.15525679
    DRAWING THIS SHIT NOW
    IF THE THREAD DIES, I'LL POST IT LATER
    FUCKING
    SHITCOCKS OR SOMETHING
    I DON'T KNOW LEAVE ME ALONE
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)14:29 No.15525698
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    rum-da-dum

    updating with bees
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)14:34 No.15525728
    >>15525698
    Needs more Kilt. And hybridise those bagpipes with a hookah.
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)14:58 No.15525889
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    Confound you /tg/, you drive me to drink.
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)14:58 No.15525901
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    >>15525889
    BEEEEEEEEEES
    >> OP 07/09/11(Sat)14:59 No.15525907
    >>15525889
    SHIT, DO I EVEN NEED TO DO IT NOW
    THIS IS PRETTY GREAT
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)15:00 No.15525910
    >>15525889
    Stupid opacity
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)15:00 No.15525917
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    >>15525910
    Derp forgot pic
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)15:00 No.15525918
    >>15525889
    Bagpipe needs googly eyes to show its awakened.
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)15:02 No.15525933
    rolled 2, 7 = 9

    >>15525889
    Now thats what we are talking about!!! Good job!
    > minutaur girl Check
    > bagpipe with hookah and a beehive Check
    > a kilt Check
    > Fucking freeroaming bees Check
    .... freaking awesome dude
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)15:06 No.15525981
    >>15525918
    Her-a-derp googly eyes
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)15:07 No.15525986
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    >>15525981
    ffs why do i always forget the pic
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)15:11 No.15526023
    >>15525986
    Well I know what I'm gonna be playing for my next campaign.
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)15:11 No.15526024
    >>15525587
    >>15525482
    >>15525279
    All obviously tieflings
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)15:11 No.15526034
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    >>15525986
    Oh you sly bastard.
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)15:12 No.15526048
    >>15526034
    Why yes, yes i am derpy.
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)15:14 No.15526065
    rolled 8, 9 = 17

    What now??
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)15:14 No.15526073
    >>15526065
    Idk you tell me.
    Need anything else?
    (Not gonna do the sidekicks btw)
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)15:19 No.15526128
    OP promised his version of this PC, so, where is it?
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)15:20 No.15526130
    >>15525907
    Yes. You do. Because this mino is lacking a bulls head. It does infact have a human head. A human body with a human head does not a mino make.
    >> OP 07/09/11(Sat)15:29 No.15526189
    >>15526128
    SCANNING IT NOW
    KEEP YOUR HANDS OUT OF YOUR PANTS
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)15:30 No.15526200
    >>15526189
    You're not the boss of me.
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)15:31 No.15526206
    >>15526189
    I promise nothing.
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)15:31 No.15526208
    >>15526200
    And you're not so big.
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)15:32 No.15526216
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    Ok gais i couldn't help myself but making one of the sidekicks for shits 'n' giggles (and because he was easy) sorry for being dishonest in >>15526073
    >> OP 07/09/11(Sat)15:33 No.15526224
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    THERE
    WAS TOO LAZY TO CLEAN IT UP AND SHIT
    BUT IT'S DONE ANYWAY
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)15:34 No.15526231
    >>15526216
    Y you become liar... oh well, sweet turtle wizard..
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)15:34 No.15526235
    >>15526224
    I approve
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)15:36 No.15526244
    >>15526224
    OP, you are the best OP.
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)15:36 No.15526246
    >>15526224
    Close enough. Good job OP, you delivered. What now?
    >> OP 07/09/11(Sat)15:37 No.15526257
    >>15526246
    SHIT, HAVE A FUCKING PARTY OR SOMETHING
    LET'S DO THIS
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)15:42 No.15526293
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    >>15526130
    this is for you Mr. No Fun
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)15:43 No.15526304
    >>15526293
    I can fap to this
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)15:45 No.15526315
    >>15526293
    Fap-tastic
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)15:46 No.15526321
    >>15526257
    Well, yeah, we have a party. We just made them.

    A party who travels on a bus. Is this bus magical? Will we ever know?

    I am now imagining a setting where the entire world is a massive city with sprawling dungeons and things sharing underground space with sewers and subways. The world is sparsly inhabited in key areas, the rest being run-down slums and ghettos filled with orc gang-hordes and goblins and such.

    And your party's bus has broken down along the dark, lesser-used paths between two inhabited areas. The chances of finding a Petrolomancer are slim. What do you do, Thron and co.?
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)15:46 No.15526323
    I like how the pipe of the hookah is sticking down her kilt.
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)15:46 No.15526324
    >>15525221
    Narly MacThep was once a man, actually. Thron worships him partially because of MacThep being one of her ancestors.
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)15:47 No.15526329
    >>15526321
    Makes you want to begin an adventure with this group .
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)15:51 No.15526355
    rolled 9 = 9

    >>15526321
    Check for any substances we might use in lieu of a petrolmancer.

    >rollan D20
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)15:53 No.15526367
    >>15526355
    Minotaur milk enchanted by the wizard.
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)15:54 No.15526371
    i request this be archived
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)15:54 No.15526372
    >>15526355
    You find BEEEEEES. This is to be expected. Hanz informs you if would take a lot of dead bees, a lack of needed bacteria, and a few million years to make them into an unrefined version of something that could, with a lot of work, be turned into petrol.

    So, that's a no then?
    >> OP 07/09/11(Sat)15:55 No.15526384
    >>15526372
    OMNESEIN STOP BEING A LAZY FUCKER AND CONJURE UP SOME GOD DAMN PETROL
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)15:56 No.15526385
    >>15526371
    Yes on that
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)15:59 No.15526398
    >>15526384
    He doesn't have the needed material components, namely a dead body. He eyes the wizard, and says you could go looking for one, or one of you could volunteer.
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)15:59 No.15526399
    rolled 11, 1 = 12

    Rolls for time magic in making of the freaking petrol
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)16:02 No.15526416
    >>15526399
    Unfortunately, you lack the proper Brooklyn accent to command the Time Roulette.
    >> OP 07/09/11(Sat)16:14 No.15526489
    >>15526416
    MOTHERFUCK LET'S JUST GO OUTSIDE AND HARVEST UP SOME DEAD BODIES
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)16:19 No.15526522
    rolled 4 = 4

    >>15526489
    Rampage!! Roll to lure people with some epic Bard Music!!
    Rolling with d20 (got bored with d12)
    >> OP 07/09/11(Sat)16:20 No.15526527
    rolled 10 = 10

    >>15526522
    OMNESEIN YOU KNOW YOU COULD, LIKE, FUCKING SLAUGHTER EVERYTHING OUT HERE
    NO?
    NO, NOT GUNNA DO IT?
    FINE YOU LAZY FUCK, I HOPE GODS DO EXIST AND STRIKE YOU RIGHT THE FUCK DOWN
    MAN
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)16:22 No.15526541
    >>15526489
    You exit your trusty bus. All around are cliche heaps of trash. Newspapers from bygone empires in strange scripts blow across the wastes. Broken appliances rest outside for no reason. Grabage that by all rights shouldn't be in the streets are, and vehicles that are more rust and charred metal than anything else rest at odd angles.

    It's all very atmospheric, but useless. All around tower buildings, many with broken windows or large holes in them. This street, being part of a lesser-used pass-way, is free of large obstacles like half-a-buildings.

    Gang-signs of various creatures that roam the forgotten slums mark the street-corners. Evening is falling, and the streetlamps in this area have long since ceased to work. The gentle bizzing of bees breaking the evening silence as you contemplate your next move.

    Well, I assume you're contemplating. Maybe you're just staring at your surroundings in slack-jaw amazement. I don't know.
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)16:27 No.15526578
    >>15526527
    Omnesein says he'll guard the bus.
    He's such a lazy bastard. Well, you really tried to motivate him with anger, but it seems he's in one of his "Chill" moods today.

    You're not sure if he's bipolar, or just holding out on all the good drugs.
    >> Derailling into Quest Thread 07/09/11(Sat)16:30 No.15526601
    >>15526522
    Do I look like OP? No. It's all d20 now.

    Your epic rampage music comes out as soft, mellow bagpipe soudns and the mild buzzing of new bees. Seriously, do you even realize what you play?
    >> OP 07/09/11(Sat)16:34 No.15526645
    HOLY SHIT THE THREAD WAS ARCHIVED
    THAT'S FUCKING AWESOME
    >>15526601
    GOD DAMN IT
    ALRIGHT TURTLE, CAST SOME MAGIC OR SOME SHIT AND FIND SOMEONE TO KILL SO WE CAN GET THE BUS MOVING AGAIN
    FUCK
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)16:35 No.15526653
    rolled 18 = 18

    Train bee army to kill strangers and harvest corpses

    (i'm gonna blow this)
    >> Derailling into Quest Thread 07/09/11(Sat)16:36 No.15526667
    >>15526645
    ALRIGHT THEN ROLL FOR MAGIC, MOTHERFUCKER.

    Frederico dances his Samba of Locate Gangbangers. Let's wait and see how well he does.
    >> OP 07/09/11(Sat)16:39 No.15526681
    rolled 18 = 18

    >>15526667
    NOOOOO TURTLE WHAT ARE YOU DOING
    YOU DO NOT DANCE TO FIND THINGS
    YOU MAGIC THINGS
    >> Derailling into Quest Thread 07/09/11(Sat)16:39 No.15526685
    >>15526653
    Well, yeah, it's an animate baghookah of Infinite Bees. Of course it controls the bees. How the hell do you think you use it as a weapon?

    Jeez, if you didn't control the bees, they'd sting the fuck out of the party, all day, e'ery day! BEEES, man. BEEEEEEEES.
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)16:44 No.15526726
    rolled 3 = 3

    >>15526685
    Then lets get to it, we know where there is gangbangers and the bees are feeling like killing some.
    >> Derailling into Quest Thread 07/09/11(Sat)16:45 No.15526736
    >>15526681
    HIS SOMATIC COMPONENTS ARE DANCE.
    DON'T QUESTION HIM, HE FOUND YOU A GANG OF GOBLINS.

    Frederico guides you to a run-down apartment building a few blocks away from your bus. Light pours from a few rooms. Maybe it's still hooked into the power grid, maybe they lit the building on fire in soem areas. Who knows man, goblins.

    You see a few goblins hanging out on the stoop, drinking some mass-magically produced booze from an InfiVend brand machine. There are seven of them. Three carry handguns, one has a flamethrower, one is weilding a spiker chain, one has a knife, and the last. . .

    That Goblin is nonchalantly weilding a RPG-7. What the hell?
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)16:59 No.15526845
    rolled 7 = 7

    >>15526736
    Ah, the Señoritas must believe they are the players of this game, no?

    Perhaps we could turn their beliefs against them? Send the bees against them, make them waster their ammo?

    Or send a couple of bees up that vato's Rocket launcher, clogging the barrel? And when he fires; KABOOM!
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)17:02 No.15526872
    rolled 15 = 15

    >>15526736
    Frederico challenges them to a dance-off
    >> Derailling into Quest Thread 07/09/11(Sat)17:02 No.15526877
    >>15526845
    You launch your bees in a stealth mission. They will have no official support, and if they are captured, they will be disavowed. They must find all their own equipment in the field.

    They're fucking horrible at it, what with all the buzzing and shit. The Goblin with the flamethrower makes quick work of turning them into a horde of flaming bees.

    If you'd rolled better, maybe they would have brought firey stinging death to the goblins. As it stands, they just died dramatically. That's what you get for doing Frederico's voice, you dweeb. Thron's the star of this show.
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)17:07 No.15526921
    >>15524741
    lolercoaster
    >> Derailling into Quest Thread 07/09/11(Sat)17:07 No.15526927
    >>15526872
    You stealth mission a bust, Frederico says he knows what to do. He advances out into the night, snapping his finegrs, and looking menacing in a way that's only believable in a world of musical theatre.

    The goblins get up, and in a carefully calcuklated musical number that looks like it's been carefully rehearsed, but for the purposes of this example are supposedly done on the fly, they proclaim in a song-and-dance number that this is Jets territory, and eagerly go with the dance-off to determine what happens next. If they win, it's combat. TO THE DEATH.

    Roll for dancing, for what you want to happen if you win, and for Hanz and Thron's actions, if you want them to help.
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)17:10 No.15526948
    rolled 10, 13, 4 = 27

    >>15526927
    Frederico tap dances like a mad-man, sending up sparks from his flint-tipped shoes (part of his fire magic)

    Hanz spins, increasing his dodge

    Thron plays a tricksy beat to throw off the goblins
    >> Derailling into Quest Thread 07/09/11(Sat)17:12 No.15526964
    >>15526948
    Wow you suck. Way to not let anyone save the action from your trainwreck.

    If anyone wants to do individual rolls to not let this clusterfuck through, I'll give you a shot.
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)17:15 No.15526986
    rolled 1, 20, 18 = 39

    Federico Dances El Tango de la Muerte!

    Hanz plays the girl's part, Thron accompanies with a heartfelt solo!
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)17:16 No.15526998
    rolled 19 = 19

    >>15526986
    what part of "individual rolls" do you not understand?
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)17:17 No.15527003
    >>15526986
    WHYYYYY!
    SOMEONE RE-ROLL FEDERICO!

    Or not, for comical relief.
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)17:18 No.15527011
    rolled 2 = 2

    >>15526998
    Well, you are a jerk! and smell bad!
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)17:18 No.15527020
    rolled 13 = 13

    Frederico tap in the rhythm of "Hall of Mountain King"
    >> Derailling into Quest Thread 07/09/11(Sat)17:23 No.15527054
    >>15526986
    Fuck it, sure.

    Hanz, being a bus driver, falls under Frederico lead, and play's the girl's part, since they're the same size. Thron plays a musical number to accompany, creating a new swarm of bees.

    Frederico quickly realize he's outcmatched by a whole game, and attempts the dangerous Triple-Step Double-Tango Super-Deluxe with a quarter-spin backturn.

    Instead, he launches himself at the goblins, and bowls them all over. In the following explosion from a goblin landing on an RPG-7, the goblin and Frederico are all caught in a massive explosion.

    Roll to save versus death. Maybe you should have thought of the dangers of dancing a dance of death?
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)17:25 No.15527072
    rolled 3 = 3

    >>15527054
    NO, FEDERICO NOOOO!
    >> Derailling into Quest Thread 07/09/11(Sat)17:26 No.15527083
    >>15527072
    You say that with your mouth, but your rolls, your rolls say otherwise.

    I hope you're happy. Murderer.
    >> OP 07/09/11(Sat)17:29 No.15527107
    rolled 4 = 4

    >>15527072
    WHAT THE FUCK
    I LEAVE YOU ALONE FOR LIKE FIFTEEN MINUTES OR WHATEVER AND YOU GO AND KILL FREDERICO

    INCOMPETENCE
    OH WELL WHATEVER, OMNESIEN CAN PROBABLY RESURRECT HIM OR SOMETHING IF YOU CAN SCROUNGE UP 25,000 GOLD IN DIAMONDS
    >> Derailling into Quest Thread 07/09/11(Sat)17:31 No.15527123
    >>15527107
    Well, maybe you have that much.
    >>4
    Nope, you don't.

    Well, there are some salvagable dead bits here, including a smoking turtleshell.

    The bees go off to collect some goblin bits. Turn out they're too fucking weak, being fucking bees.
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)17:38 No.15527184
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    just so you know, you all suck at making characters, but this is MOTHERFUCKING HILARIOUS, so I forgive you all.
    >> OP 07/09/11(Sat)17:55 No.15527327
    >>15527184
    SAY THAT TO HANZ'S FACE, MOTHERFUCKER
    THAT +2 DEXTERITY MAKES HIM THE BEST BUS DRIVER THERE'S EVER BEEN
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)18:00 No.15527369
    rolled 12 = 12

    Hanz picks up Frederico's shell and wears it like a hat.
    >> Derailling into Quest Thread 07/09/11(Sat)18:13 No.15527480
    >>15527369
    Hanz appropriates Frederico's shell as a smoldering hat, gathers some goblin bits, and rushes back to the bus.
    >> Anonymous 07/09/11(Sat)18:28 No.15527628
    rolled 9 = 9

    The party magics up some petrol. Oh wait, can they still do that? No? Thron gets out and pushes the bus then.
    >> Derailling into Quest Thread 07/09/11(Sat)18:35 No.15527689
    Omnesein turns the goblin bits into petrol. And he complements Hanz on his new hat, saying Frederico has never been more useful.

    Frederico would not have helped with the petrol. Being a Sambamancer, Petrolomancy is a barred school of magic for him.

    With the bus gassed up and ready to go, Hanz gets you all the fuck out of there and on your way before the Goblin gangs get over the explosion and come after you all for your loot.



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